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He's totally checking you out.
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The first time since Julie left me, I don't feel completely alone.
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The DA comes to see at the beginning of summer, tells me the sky is falling,
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and he hasn't done a damn thing since.
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You're not charging that on the company card, are you?
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Why?
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Acknowledge me now, or lose me forever.
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I can't believe this.
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So you and Summer?
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Not so good, actually. She'll probably never speak to me again.
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- Do you guys still talk?
- No, not really.
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We used to. But it just sort of made everything harder.
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- We could not go.
- Can't not go.
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We can so not go. We already missed registration. It's not like anyone's expecting us.
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- Your mom called the school, man.
- Uh, did my mom call the...
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You're the bad boy. Okay? You're the outsider.
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You're supposed to be leading me into temptation, not homeroom.
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- It's just the first day of school, man.
- Yeah, exactly.
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An entire day of just Ashton Kutchers, knuckle-knocking and going on and on about summer.
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Their summer, not my... The season, not the person.
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- At this point, how would I even know?
- What, you haven't called her yet?
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Um, before you read this, remind me to explain the difference to you between Plastic Man and Elongated Man.
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- So that's a no, then.
- When would I have had the time to call her?
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I just got back into town. I have three months of back issues to bag and board
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and on top of that now, apparently I don't know, I have to go to school.
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- You could have called her from Portland.
- I did call her from Portland.
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Every day. And I got her voicemail until she finally picked up and said
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if I ever call her again, her father will have me killed.
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So Summer has no idea you're back.
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Killed, Ryan, as in dead.
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That was months ago. She's probably moved on by now.
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I'm sorry. "Moved on"?
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Gotten over it?
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Gotten over it? Why?
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Because I just... I meant nothing to her?
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I'm going to brood silently. Over here.
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- No, she's going to have me killed.
- She's not going to have you killed.
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Fine, then maybe you're right. She will ignore me, which would be worse.
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So, Summer's been ignoring you for years. You can take it.
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Yeah, but that was before I knew what it was like to not be ignored.
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Why should I have to go back to that? Why?
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Because you left for three months without telling her?
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- So you're saying it's my fault?
- You are kind of the one who left.
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- Yeah, because of you.
- Oh, so it's my fault?
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Do you think she'll buy that?
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- Seth, just talk to her.
- And say what, exactly?
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I don't know. "I'm sorry," maybe?
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Really? I'm sorry.
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Is that what you said to Marissa?
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No, but I'm going to.
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Oh. Oh, oh, okay, then.
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So it turns out, what do you know? I'm not the only coward in the room.
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No, I'm just going to see her at school. I know that.
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Really? She's going to walk up to you in front of the entire student body and be all, "Hey... "
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And just hope she "heys" you back?
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Yeah, we're not going to school.
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Okay, man, listen. Whatever happens today at school,
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the important thing is the Ryan-Seth team's back in action, okay?
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Together there's nothing we can't face.
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I'm moving to Portland.
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- Good morning, men.
- Hey.
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- Sleep well?
- No.
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- Ready for your first day of school?
- No.
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- There's bagels.
- There's coffee.
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- Love some, thanks.
- And then there's Archie.
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Yeah. Will you explain to me this whole remodeling thing again?
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Your mother got bored this summer.
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Your father was complaining that he didn't have a place for his surfing memorabilia.
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Oh, so it is my fault.
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- We'll be out of the kitchen by dinner.
- How about the rest of the house?
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- Is that the phone?
- Sandy?
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- Honey, I'm mid-shmear.
- I am late for work.
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Well, if I could find it, maybe I'd answer it.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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- Well, they hung up.
- I hate it when they do that.
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I called the school so you're registered. You just have to go by the office and fill out some paperwork.
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Your father's going to go with you in case there's any problems.
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All right.
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I thought you were going to take him?
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- I have a meeting.
- I have a meeting.
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If it's too much trouble, maybe we should stay home.
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I have to go.
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- Hello?
- I'm really glad that you guys are home.
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- Good, maybe you should raise our allowances then.
- He's where?
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You don't know?
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It's the office.
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All right. I'll find him. Thank you.
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- I have to go.
- I have to go.
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You want me to take them?
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This is not an auspicious way to start the school year.
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- Thanks, Archie.
- Don't worry about it, man. I'm sure nobody saw us.
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God! Ryan!
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- Hey!
- Hey.
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- Oy, wish me luck.
- Yeah.
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Summer.
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- What are you doing here?
- Uh, I'm back.
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I'm back at the Cohens', back at Harbor. I'm back.
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But how? I mean, what about Theresa?
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It's kind of a long story.
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Well, I want to hear it if you want to tell me.
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Uh, yeah, sure. Uh, after school?
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After school. It's a date.
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Summer.
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- Are you just not even going to talk to me?
- Nope. Sorry, Cohen.
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You know, maybe I'll write you a letter and you can read it over and over,
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trying to figure out what the hell I was thinking all summer. Ass.
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- Just wait a second.
- I am done waiting for you, Cohen.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go meet my boyfriend.
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Boyfriend?
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I can't believe this is happening.
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How much are they offering?
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Wow.
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So when do we have to be there?
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I can't. It's too soon.
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I still haven't told Jimmy yet.
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'Cause I don't want to hurt him.
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Hey. There you are, to be sure.
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Jimmy's up. I've got to go. I will. I promise. Bye.
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- Susie says hi.
- Susie...
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- ... calls too early.
- It's almost 9:00.
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Whoa. Time for a mimosa.
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- Are you trying to get me drunk?
- I am trying to keep you drunk.
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Last night was... pretty awesome.
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The whole summer's been awesome...
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the beach, the yacht, you.
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No, you.
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You're the one.
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Listen, I've got a really good idea, and I want you to...
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I want you to really concentrate on it, okay?
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We should keep the boat for another month, and we go down to Cabo.
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- Jimmy, we can't.
- Why can't we?
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Come on. It's not like either of us have jobs that we have to go back to.
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Come on. I'll manage my portfolio online,
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and, you know, this way the summer never has to end.
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You know? Right? Am I right?
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- Right.
- Right.
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Right. Right.
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So, I put this schedule together for you, which you'll probably hate, which is fine.
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I'm sure it's okay. Thanks.
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I based it on the schedule from last year.
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- Nice GPA, by the way.
- Really? Thanks.
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So, is there anything missing? Favorite subject, favorite teacher?
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Electives? Anything?
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Honestly, I'm just happy not to be working construction right now, so...
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You know, Ryan, it's not too early to start thinking about colleges.
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Uh, thanks, but I can't really afford college, and I'm not about to let the Cohens pay for it.
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Ryan, you have great test scores, a solid GPA.
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And if you work your ass off when you get out of here, you can do whatever you want.
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The question is: what do you want?
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How do you mean?
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Well, um, what do you like? What are you interested in?
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I don't know.
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Seriously, I don't know.
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Oh. Okay.
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I have an assignment for you.
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I want you to go to your classes and then write down everything you like about them
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and everything you don't like about them, and most importantly, why.
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Then I want you to come by here tomorrow and we'll go over it together
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and make sure you get what you want.
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Miss Fisher, I'm sure this schedule is fine, really.
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You'll find out. Let me know.
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All right, I'll see you tomorrow.
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Yep.
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Love letter to Marissa?
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No, no, it's, uh...
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- Did, uh, did Miss Fisher give you an assignment?
- No, she didn't.
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But then again, I didn't get a warm, cinematic embrace from anyone when I got to school either.
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- Did you guys talk at least?
- Yeah, we sure did.
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- Long enough for her to tell me she has a boyfriend.
- Oh, buddy, I'm sorry.
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It's all right, man. You know what?
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I had a whole life at this school before Summer.
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- I'm sure.
- Yeah, one of an outcast, maybe,
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but I'll have you know, at one point, I was a vital part of the Harbor club scene.
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- There's a Harbor club scene?
- Yeah, sure.
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Sailing club, film club, and, wait for it, wait for it...
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comic book club. Check it out. Huh?
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- Who's this guy?
- That's me with powers.
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The power to be handsome. What do you think?
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I think this may have something to do with the whole outcast thing.
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No, Ryan, it doesn't. Listen, Spider Man 2. Do you know how much money that made at the box office?
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We're not outcasts anymore, okay? We're edgy. We're like trailblazers.
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- We?
- Listen, Miss Fisher says get involved, right?
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Well, I need to get involved on this, get involved, get on board, you, me, comic book club, okay?
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And hopefully others. Pass those out. I need you to pass those out. Thank you.
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Hey, guys. A comic book league. Check it out.
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We're going to be getting into the issues, the stuff that matters, you know what I mean?
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Today's topic: "Capes: Fey or kind of cool"?
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Ryan, you'd better be passing those out, my man!
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Thanks for taking me to get my car.
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Anything to get away from Cohen.
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Do you want to go get lunch after this?
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I should probably get back to school.
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Back to Ryan, you mean?
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So tell me, is he taking you to the kickoff carnival?
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Are you guys going to go for another spin on the Ferris wheel?
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He said we'd talk after school.
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- About getting back together?
- No, I don't know.
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- Would that be so bad?
- No, I mean...
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Well, it's just... him and Cohen... they just can't think
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they can walk in and out of our lives whenever they want, you know?
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Whose truck is that?
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That's the yard guy's, and he's blocking my car in the driveway again.
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Hey, hey! DJ, you're blocking my car.
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Do not honk at DJ. He's hot.
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- He's the yard guy.
- Well, he can park his truck in my driveway any time.
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I'll see you back at school.
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- What are you doing in here?
- I work here.
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I have to go.
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So go.
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Will I still see you today after school?
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I can't, I'm sorry. It's just...
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It's okay. Don't worry.
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I may still be here when you get back.
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Hey.
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- What are we drinking?
- Sum, wait...
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What are you drinking? Did you spike your latte?
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- It's been a weird day.
- Marissa, we're at school.
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Yeah, exactly.
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What is going on with you?
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Did something happen with Ryan?
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What am I supposed to say to him?
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About?
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About... DJ.
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DJ? Who in the hell is... Oh, my God, the yard guy?
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- Yeah, I know.
- Marissa! Since when?
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- Since, I don't know, all summer.
- And you didn't tell me?
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Summer, I couldn't tell anyone. No one can find out about this.
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Okay. But God, that is so hot.
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- No, it's not, believe me.
- Really? But he's so ripped.
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No, he's great. It's just...
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He's the yard guy.
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And now Ryan's back and...
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- I don't know what to do.
- Well, just explain it to him.
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He left. And suddenly there was a hot, hot yard guy in the yard, who is hot.
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So you really didn't do anything wrong.
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If I didn't do anything wrong, then why do I have to tell him?
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Well, if it really is over with DJ, then I guess you don't.
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Come on, let's go get you some coffee with actual coffee in it.
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Two coffees, please, black.
242
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You're going to lose that hand, Sanford.
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Since when is scotch a part of your nutritious brunch?
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Since the DA's office finally decided they had enough to indict me.
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So what did they finally decide to charge you with?
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Bribing certain city officials to obtain building permits.
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Oh, that's a new one.
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Is there any truth in it?
249
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Please. Why would I need to bribe anyone, hmm?
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- Oh, yeah, I own this town.
- Sure you do. You bought it.
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All right, I admit that I have done some things that I'm not too proud of,
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but I did not do what they are accusing me of.
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Well, then they'll have no case.
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What they do have, however, are documents:
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bank statements showing large sums of money being transferred from the Newport Group
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to the City Councilman's office.
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Well, how, how is that possible?
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I don't know.
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Will you help me?
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How?
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I was hoping you could tell me that.
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Hey.
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- Yeah, okay, sorry I'm late.
- No, no, you're right on time, buddy.
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We're just getting started. Ryan, would you please take the minutes?
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- Seth, it's just us.
- Yeah, uh-huh, write that down.
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I now call to order this year's first Harbor School Comic Book League meeting.
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Members include Seth Cohen... present.
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- Ryan Atwood.
- Seth, if it's just...
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Ryan Atwood.
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Present. Seth, if it's just you and me, can we maybe do this at home?
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Yeah, we could, but then we wouldn't get our pictures in the yearbook.
272
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That might not be such a bad thing.
273
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Maybe you couldn't undermine me in front of the league. What about that?
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Hey, I'm here for the comic book club.
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- You are?
- You are?
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Yeah, why wouldn't I be?
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- Um, because you're on the water polo team?
- What's that supposed to mean?
278
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Okay, you want to talk comics, guy, let's talk comics.
279
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- What day of the week do new comic books come out on?
- Wednesday.
280
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- What's Wonder Woman's secret identity?
- She doesn't have one.
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- True, which I think is a mistake, by the way.
- I know, me, too.
282
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- Who's your favorite superhero?
- Depends who's writing him, but I'd have to say Superman.
283
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- Superman. This guy, he's too perfect, guy.
- No.
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He seems perfect, but he's not.
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I mean, if you think about it, he's actually kind of messed up.
286
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I mean, he lost his parents. He lost his whole planet. He's like totally alone.
287
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And this is a guy who could take over the world if he wanted, but he doesn't.
288
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He just keeps helping people. Why would he do that, you know?
289
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Unless he was trying to make a connection.
290
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Trying to, like, find his way home.
291
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- Who's your favorite writer?
- Bendis.
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- Well, hot damn, welcome to the club.
- Thanks.
293
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- This is going to be good.
- Today's topics, we have some topics...
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The Hulk. He gets bigger.
295
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All his clothes rip off except... his pants. Why is that?
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- From now on we'll meet up every Wednesday...
- Yes.
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- Hit the comic book store.
- Yes.
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- And then we'll hang out.
- That will be awesome.
299
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I'll hit you with those Green Lantern JPEGs, all right?
300
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Yeah, definitely do that.
301
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- Dude, I love that guy.
- Yeah.
302
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Whoa. You're not the only one.
303
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What's going on?
304
00:17:41,764 --> 00:17:44,457
No, she cannot be dating him. That's not even possible.
305
00:17:44,544 --> 00:17:46,772
- How is that possible?
- A second ago you wanted to date him.
306
00:17:46,828 --> 00:17:49,566
Yeah, that's because he's me. You see what she's doing, don't you?
307
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She's basically dating the WASP version of me. It's so stupid.
308
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- What, you think Zach is...
- Yeah, I actually do... Look at him!
309
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He's like, what, the conventionally attractive, you know,
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athletic, confident, just, completely non-neurotic,
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WASP version of me.
312
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So there it is... the haunted mansion.
313
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Damn, I am definitely not in Chino anymore.
314
00:18:26,527 --> 00:18:31,019
- So have you talked to Theresa at all since...
- Since we lost the baby? No.
315
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But we didn't really talk a whole lot while I was there, either.
316
00:18:36,185 --> 00:18:39,691
So you weren't really a couple? I mean, you never...
317
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No, no, uh, it wasn't really like that... at all.
318
00:18:48,898 --> 00:18:54,176
So uh, what about you? You... dating anybody?
319
00:18:55,436 --> 00:18:58,765
Uh, no. I'm not dating anybody.
320
00:18:59,531 --> 00:19:01,707
Okay, so if you're not dating anyone,
321
00:19:01,789 --> 00:19:04,984
maybe you would want to go to the kickoff carnival with me tomorrow?
322
00:19:06,455 --> 00:19:08,773
Hmm, well, I don't know. Can we go on the Ferris wheel?
323
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Because my last boyfriend was afraid of heights.
324
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Poor guy, didn't know what he was missing.
325
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Come on, I can't wait for you to see the rest of the house.
326
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And the look on my mom's face when she sees you in it.
327
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- You got a job?
- No, it's not just a job.
328
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It's a whole new career... in fashion.
329
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- Hailey...
- In sales.
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Hailey!
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- In Japan.
- Oy!
332
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How's Jimmy doing with that?
333
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He's great. He doesn't know.
334
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Hailey.
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00:19:46,391 --> 00:19:48,346
I tried to tell him, but he just seems so...
336
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happy all the time.
337
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He's making so much money on the market that all he wants to do is drink and sail and go to Cabo.
338
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You poor thing.
339
00:19:58,479 --> 00:20:01,884
- I'm too young for early retirement.
- And you're too old to keep running away.
340
00:20:01,962 --> 00:20:03,297
I'm not running this time.
341
00:20:03,860 --> 00:20:08,248
I have a shot to make a real future out of this. Jimmy just seems kind of...
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stuck.
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He loves you.
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I love him, too.
345
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Then you have to tell him.
346
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- I can walk on my own, you know.
- Yeah, when you're not drunk.
347
00:20:26,647 --> 00:20:28,804
Oh, no, you're all right. You're fine.
348
00:20:28,866 --> 00:20:32,036
- Oh, my God. Cal?
- Oh, I spoke too soon.
349
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What's the matter with him? Is he all right?
350
00:20:34,719 --> 00:20:36,008
Did he have a stroke?
351
00:20:36,326 --> 00:20:37,427
I'm fine.
352
00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:41,032
He, uh, had a bottle of scotch.
353
00:20:41,328 --> 00:20:44,877
- You got him drunk?
- No, I took him to lunch to try to get him sober.
354
00:20:44,954 --> 00:20:47,821
I am not... drunk.
355
00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:49,930
Somebody tell me what's going on.
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00:20:50,856 --> 00:20:52,536
- Cal.
- I'm going to bed.
357
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The pleasure was all yours, Sanford. Enjoy.
358
00:21:00,513 --> 00:21:03,375
- You may want to sit down.
- You may want to just tell me.
359
00:21:04,583 --> 00:21:06,468
Caleb is going to be indicted.
360
00:21:06,587 --> 00:21:10,933
I don't know when, but the DA's office has been investigating him for...
361
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:12,930
for a while now.
362
00:21:13,677 --> 00:21:14,875
For how long?
363
00:21:16,140 --> 00:21:19,734
How long have they been investigating him, Sandy?
364
00:21:21,019 --> 00:21:22,734
Since before the wedding?
365
00:21:24,198 --> 00:21:26,318
Son of a bitch.
366
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:29,554
Well, you know, he didn't want to worry you.
367
00:21:30,578 --> 00:21:31,715
Is he going to jail?
368
00:21:31,786 --> 00:21:36,098
Well, they're accusing him of bribing city officials, and, apparently, they have proof.
369
00:21:37,946 --> 00:21:40,414
- I wish there was something I could do.
- No, you don't.
370
00:21:40,982 --> 00:21:43,921
You despise him, you despise me, and you would love nothing more
371
00:21:43,946 --> 00:21:46,452
than to see us get exactly what we deserve, right?
372
00:21:46,548 --> 00:21:49,046
- No, Julie, no.
- Let me tell you something.
373
00:21:49,373 --> 00:21:52,671
If Caleb's going down, you'd better believe Kirsten's going with him.
374
00:21:52,752 --> 00:21:57,095
So you'd better come up with something, or it won't be just my kids who lose everything.
375
00:21:59,532 --> 00:22:02,424
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go take care of my husband.
376
00:22:10,504 --> 00:22:11,708
- Hey.
- Hi.
377
00:22:11,759 --> 00:22:13,414
- How's it going?
- Oh, let me help you with that.
378
00:22:13,753 --> 00:22:17,504
- How was your first day at school?
- Uh... it was all right, actually.
379
00:22:17,575 --> 00:22:20,278
How'd it go with Miss Fisher? Is that your assignment?
380
00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:22,281
- Oh, she told you about that?
- Yeah.
381
00:22:22,460 --> 00:22:28,303
Yeah, she called to tell me that she wants us all to sit down and start talking about colleges for you.
382
00:22:28,396 --> 00:22:31,068
- Ryan, that is just fantastic.
- Where the hell are you going?
383
00:22:31,136 --> 00:22:34,477
- You're paying me to work, aren't you?
- I thought I was. I thought I was.
384
00:22:34,528 --> 00:22:36,101
- Ryan! Did you tell her?
- Uh, no, but...
385
00:22:36,157 --> 00:22:38,941
Ryan figured out why there is still no wall in our former family room.
386
00:22:39,009 --> 00:22:41,759
- There's no wall because...
- Because this genius misread the blueprints
387
00:22:41,804 --> 00:22:44,579
and ordered the wrong size steel I-beam, and then was hoping
388
00:22:44,636 --> 00:22:47,610
we wouldn't notice while he bills us for all the time it's going to take to get it right.
389
00:22:47,677 --> 00:22:50,344
- We're doing other things.
- You're drinking our coffee, eating our bagels.
390
00:22:50,405 --> 00:22:53,207
- Taking your kids to school.
- Look, I ordered the right I-beam.
391
00:22:53,268 --> 00:22:54,538
They just delivered the wrong one.
392
00:22:54,763 --> 00:22:57,440
Archie, I get that, but, uh, can I ask you something, man?
393
00:22:57,555 --> 00:23:02,654
If... if you just move the new wall out about ten inches, couldn't you just use the I-beam that you got?
394
00:23:03,190 --> 00:23:05,332
- You an architect, kid?
- No, but I worked a little construction...
395
00:23:05,402 --> 00:23:08,951
- Then don't tell me how to do my job.
- You have no right to talk to him like that.
396
00:23:09,022 --> 00:23:12,187
How come there's still couches in my kitchen? You said you'd be out of here by dinnertime.
397
00:23:12,259 --> 00:23:15,106
- What are you looking for, another free meal?
- You want us gone, we're gone.
398
00:23:15,173 --> 00:23:17,825
Get your little construction worker here to finish the job for you.
399
00:23:17,968 --> 00:23:20,056
- Archie, don't go!
- No, no, no. Thanks for the coffee.
400
00:23:20,112 --> 00:23:21,111
Please!
401
00:23:22,089 --> 00:23:23,707
Sandy, apologize.
402
00:23:25,248 --> 00:23:28,592
I have nothing to apologize to him for. Nothing.
403
00:23:28,770 --> 00:23:33,301
And I am sick to death of putting myself on the line for this family and getting nothing.
404
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:37,389
Do you want to apologize? Apologize. I'm done.
405
00:24:01,724 --> 00:24:03,664
I'll call Archie and apologize.
406
00:24:04,033 --> 00:24:04,826
No.
407
00:24:06,517 --> 00:24:09,736
You're right. He should have told us about the beams.
408
00:24:11,180 --> 00:24:13,552
I'll call a new contractor in the morning.
409
00:24:19,378 --> 00:24:22,792
I know I wasn't the easiest person to live with this summer.
410
00:24:24,026 --> 00:24:27,104
I was just really upset about the boys being gone...
411
00:24:28,179 --> 00:24:29,894
and I took it out on you.
412
00:24:33,176 --> 00:24:34,267
I'm sorry.
413
00:24:39,211 --> 00:24:40,059
You know...
414
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:45,720
what I said in there... it wasn't about you.
415
00:24:45,817 --> 00:24:51,004
- Thank God, 'cause you were scary.
- Really? I was scary?
416
00:24:51,111 --> 00:24:56,493
Yeah. I mean, I've never seen you go off on anyone like that, except for my dad, and...
417
00:24:58,219 --> 00:25:00,309
Oh, no. What did he do now?
418
00:25:03,951 --> 00:25:05,111
- Hey.
- Hey.
419
00:25:07,491 --> 00:25:09,153
- You all right?
- Yeah, I'm just tired.
420
00:25:10,179 --> 00:25:11,342
You missed all the drama.
421
00:25:12,103 --> 00:25:13,917
It's all right. I think I got my quota for the day.
422
00:25:18,136 --> 00:25:19,313
How'd it go with you and Marissa?
423
00:25:19,384 --> 00:25:22,522
She's gonna go to the kick-off carnival with me tomorrow. You want to come with?
424
00:25:23,153 --> 00:25:27,080
Hang out with you and Marissa and Summer and Zach?
425
00:25:29,205 --> 00:25:31,186
Is that really how it's gonna be from now on?
426
00:25:31,561 --> 00:25:32,620
Probably, I don't know.
427
00:25:32,713 --> 00:25:34,674
Well, great. Can never hang out with you again. See ya.
428
00:25:34,775 --> 00:25:36,727
Come on, why not? Doesn't mean we can't all be friends.
429
00:25:36,813 --> 00:25:40,178
Dude, do you really think Summer's going to want to be friends with me, after what I did to her?
430
00:25:40,402 --> 00:25:43,202
Especially now that she has a Zach attack? The guy's like Superman.
431
00:25:43,259 --> 00:25:43,910
He's not Superman.
432
00:25:44,027 --> 00:25:47,837
He's like the thoroughbred, and I'm the monkey with cymbals.
433
00:25:47,914 --> 00:25:51,519
All right, so what are you going to do? You gonna spend a whole year with Captain Oats?
434
00:25:51,615 --> 00:25:53,294
- It's not like I have any choice.
- Of course you do.
435
00:25:53,330 --> 00:25:55,952
Just pick up the phone. Call her. Look, be her friend.
436
00:25:59,307 --> 00:26:00,960
I can't, man. It's too late.
437
00:26:01,405 --> 00:26:03,300
She's not going to want to hear anything I have to say.
438
00:26:17,106 --> 00:26:17,795
Okay.
439
00:26:18,363 --> 00:26:23,478
So, what happened was, Susie and I were roommates in Santa Cruz.
440
00:26:24,136 --> 00:26:28,307
Until we dropped out of college to start our own fashion line.
441
00:26:29,013 --> 00:26:30,795
You had your own fashion line?
442
00:26:30,963 --> 00:26:35,993
No, because we took all my dad's money and moved to Paris and partied until I had to move back.
443
00:26:36,062 --> 00:26:38,560
Oh. Now that is the American dream.
444
00:26:39,371 --> 00:26:40,999
But Susie stayed in Paris.
445
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:45,336
She got a job at Chanel and just sold her first collection to a company in Japan.
446
00:26:45,427 --> 00:26:48,811
- Well, here's to Susie.
- To Susie...
447
00:26:49,027 --> 00:26:52,871
who asked me to be her sales rep and move to Japan.
448
00:26:54,950 --> 00:26:55,853
More wine?
449
00:26:56,835 --> 00:26:58,488
She asked you to move to Japan?
450
00:26:59,799 --> 00:27:00,746
I know, right?
451
00:27:00,951 --> 00:27:01,661
So...
452
00:27:03,275 --> 00:27:04,341
what did you say?
453
00:27:04,745 --> 00:27:08,196
I said I'd... talk to you about it.
454
00:27:09,374 --> 00:27:11,565
You're asking me to move to Japan?
455
00:27:12,006 --> 00:27:12,840
No.
456
00:27:13,823 --> 00:27:16,516
You've got your kids. You have a whole life here,
457
00:27:16,670 --> 00:27:22,066
and being with you has made me realize that I want all that. I want a job. I want a future.
458
00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:25,072
- I don't want to run away anymore.
- Well, then don't.
459
00:27:25,272 --> 00:27:28,112
- You can have all that here.
- I can't. The money's in Japan.
460
00:27:28,222 --> 00:27:32,016
- So, I'll... I'll back you.
- No. Jimmy, I can't take your money.
461
00:27:32,107 --> 00:27:34,406
It wouldn't be my money. It'd be, it'd be our money.
462
00:27:37,171 --> 00:27:38,303
Marry me.
463
00:27:38,887 --> 00:27:40,125
What?
464
00:27:40,518 --> 00:27:44,661
Look, I've had and lost enough jobs to know that the only thing that's important in this life
465
00:27:44,714 --> 00:27:49,647
are the people in it and I want you... in my life, Hailey.
466
00:27:50,964 --> 00:27:52,218
I want to marry you.
467
00:27:55,393 --> 00:28:00,482
Happy, high vibrations attract happy, high vibrational circumstances.
468
00:28:01,123 --> 00:28:04,252
Yucky, low vibrations attract...
469
00:28:04,394 --> 00:28:07,591
- I'm doing my homework!
- ... yucky low vibrational circumstances.
470
00:28:08,164 --> 00:28:10,216
It's, it's the same principle as...
471
00:28:10,636 --> 00:28:14,671
You know, if I fail Intro to Pre Calc this semester all because of you...
472
00:28:14,958 --> 00:28:16,314
Ryan? Uh...
473
00:28:16,923 --> 00:28:19,514
I'm sorry. I thought you were the evil stepmonster.
474
00:28:19,602 --> 00:28:21,050
She let me in. She seems nice.
475
00:28:21,132 --> 00:28:23,692
Yeah, well, she just switched antidepressants. Give it a day.
476
00:28:29,601 --> 00:28:31,894
- Can I come in?
- Sure... Wait.
477
00:28:31,981 --> 00:28:34,368
- Did Cohen send you?
- No. No, he has no idea I'm here.
478
00:28:41,653 --> 00:28:43,502
- So.
- So.
479
00:28:44,347 --> 00:28:47,234
- You just in the neighborhood?
- No. Uh...
480
00:28:48,847 --> 00:28:52,247
- I owe you an apology.
- It's my fault Seth took off last summer.
481
00:28:52,308 --> 00:28:53,813
Oh, Ryan, stop it. It's so not.
482
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:55,974
No. If I hadn't left, then you guys would still be together.
483
00:28:56,061 --> 00:28:59,783
That is not true. He would have found some Coheny way to break us up.
484
00:29:00,152 --> 00:29:01,924
He can't help it. He's Cohen.
485
00:29:04,202 --> 00:29:04,893
Come.
486
00:29:05,570 --> 00:29:06,184
Sit.
487
00:29:07,617 --> 00:29:08,928
Okay, um...
488
00:29:13,551 --> 00:29:16,352
Look, I know you have a boyfriend.
489
00:29:16,424 --> 00:29:18,358
What? Whoa. No, who told you that?
490
00:29:18,513 --> 00:29:20,959
- I thought you told Seth that.
- Well, yeah, to torture him.
491
00:29:21,159 --> 00:29:24,369
No, see, Zach and I, we're just hanging out. He is not my boyfriend.
492
00:29:24,435 --> 00:29:27,958
I do not want a boyfriend, okay? I had a boyfriend. He sailed away.
493
00:29:28,026 --> 00:29:29,280
Which was wrong, but...
494
00:29:29,547 --> 00:29:34,871
but he cares about you so much, and if you could, if you could just give him another chance,
495
00:29:34,933 --> 00:29:39,023
then maybe we could all go back to the way that we were?
496
00:29:40,517 --> 00:29:41,303
How?
497
00:29:42,239 --> 00:29:45,076
You guys just left. For three months.
498
00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:48,450
You moved on. I moved on. Marissa moved on.
499
00:29:48,858 --> 00:29:49,582
What?
500
00:29:52,254 --> 00:29:54,891
I mean the way we were wasn't always so great.
501
00:29:55,014 --> 00:29:59,524
You guys had to deal with Marissa's mom, Luke, Oliver, Theresa...
502
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:02,130
and Cohen and I never should have hooked up.
503
00:30:03,432 --> 00:30:05,076
Look, just trust me on this.
504
00:30:05,913 --> 00:30:10,077
Things are the way they are for a reason. You should go talk to Marissa.
505
00:30:20,895 --> 00:30:22,891
You can't keep calling me, DJ.
506
00:30:23,246 --> 00:30:25,949
You shouldn't even be here right now. We're in the middle of dinner.
507
00:30:26,051 --> 00:30:26,829
Who is he?
508
00:30:27,959 --> 00:30:30,404
He was my boyfriend.
509
00:30:30,854 --> 00:30:33,705
So you're back together now?
510
00:30:35,410 --> 00:30:37,827
- I'm sorry.
- You didn't look sorry when you were kissing him.
511
00:30:37,884 --> 00:30:40,162
- That's not fair.
- Don't talk to me about fair!
512
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:46,351
- What were you doing with me all summer?
- I know, but he's my boyfriend.
513
00:30:46,675 --> 00:30:48,933
- And I'm the yard guy, right?
- DJ, come on.
514
00:30:49,009 --> 00:30:51,298
You don't think I hear the way you talk about me around your friends?
515
00:30:51,364 --> 00:30:53,843
- We agreed we wouldn't tell anyone.
- Because I'm the yard guy.
516
00:30:53,919 --> 00:30:55,506
Because you could get fired.
517
00:30:55,777 --> 00:30:59,100
You know what? I quit. Have fun explaining that to your mom.
518
00:30:59,192 --> 00:31:02,239
DJ, wait. I'm not like that.
519
00:31:02,424 --> 00:31:04,317
You know I'm not like that.
520
00:31:06,454 --> 00:31:07,386
Please.
521
00:31:07,928 --> 00:31:10,436
Hey. Don't cry.
522
00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:13,760
Please, don't cry.
523
00:31:36,504 --> 00:31:39,928
So I pull in the driveway, and Marissa is full-on making out with some guy I've never seen before.
524
00:31:40,988 --> 00:31:43,538
- What did you do?
- Nothing. I drove off.
525
00:31:44,839 --> 00:31:47,148
I guess you should have called first.
526
00:31:47,742 --> 00:31:49,811
She said she wasn't dating anyone, you know?
527
00:31:49,882 --> 00:31:52,165
Maybe she's not. Maybe, you know, they just hook up for sex.
528
00:31:52,733 --> 00:31:57,091
I'm sorry. I'm just distracted. Listen, man, I cannot believe you talked to Summer for me.
529
00:31:57,178 --> 00:32:00,336
Dude, thank you. That was just above and beyond you.
530
00:32:01,053 --> 00:32:02,817
- Now you just have to help me get her back.
- Seth.
531
00:32:02,917 --> 00:32:06,476
- She said she wants to try again.
- Yeah, as friends.
532
00:32:06,547 --> 00:32:09,399
Ryan, come on. Why would she go through all the trouble of telling you
533
00:32:09,466 --> 00:32:12,968
that Zach is specifically not her boyfriend if she just wanted us to be friends?
534
00:32:13,024 --> 00:32:16,501
Seth, why would she go through all the trouble of telling you she just wants to be friends if she doesn't?
535
00:32:16,584 --> 00:32:19,845
Because she's hurt and she's scared and she's hiding behind walls.
536
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:23,965
Yeah, and I will bring those walls down with one single grand gesture.
537
00:32:24,033 --> 00:32:27,165
- No. No grand gestures. No.
- Yes, yes, I'm afraid it is time once again for me
538
00:32:27,256 --> 00:32:30,353
to stand on that proverbial coffee cart and declare my love for her.
539
00:32:30,710 --> 00:32:33,481
Maybe I'll do it at the carnival. You know what I'm saying? Maybe it'll be a hot dog stand.
540
00:32:33,542 --> 00:32:35,432
Okay, all right, all right. What do I do about Marissa?
541
00:32:38,184 --> 00:32:39,844
I don't know. I mean, what do you want to do?
542
00:32:40,396 --> 00:32:41,554
You sound like Miss Fisher.
543
00:32:42,045 --> 00:32:44,339
Ahh! Forgot to finish the assignment.
544
00:32:44,735 --> 00:32:48,859
Hey. Yeah, you see where this is going? This is good. Look.
545
00:32:48,968 --> 00:32:52,082
Marissa's distracting you from school again. Summer and I are getting back together.
546
00:32:52,157 --> 00:32:56,868
The thing is, by the end of kick-off carnival, the four of us, we're gonna be exactly the way we were.
547
00:32:59,238 --> 00:33:01,158
Dad, what are you doing here?
548
00:33:01,312 --> 00:33:03,949
- He's having breakfast.
- Julie's not talking to me.
549
00:33:04,026 --> 00:33:08,930
She left me a note to say she's booked herself into the Montage for a $3,000 spa weekend.
550
00:33:09,007 --> 00:33:12,863
But you get the Sandy Cohen lox scramble with rye toast.
551
00:33:13,657 --> 00:33:17,747
So are you here to see Sandy so he can bail you out again?
552
00:33:19,033 --> 00:33:22,299
No, I'm not dragging Sandy into anything.
553
00:33:23,102 --> 00:33:27,415
Before he put these eggs in front of me, he was the closest thing I have to a friend in this town.
554
00:33:28,994 --> 00:33:30,731
I came to apologize, Kiki.
555
00:33:34,112 --> 00:33:37,486
And to ask you to remember that whatever happens in that courtroom,
556
00:33:37,968 --> 00:33:39,903
I did what I did for this family.
557
00:33:44,270 --> 00:33:45,785
I should go.
558
00:33:46,672 --> 00:33:49,087
- Where to?
- Probably interviewing lawyers all day.
559
00:33:49,154 --> 00:33:52,426
Then I imagine I'll be at home tonight shredding documents.
560
00:33:52,528 --> 00:33:53,634
Oh, don't do that.
561
00:33:54,058 --> 00:33:56,994
Have dinner with us instead. I won't cook. I promise.
562
00:33:57,085 --> 00:34:01,048
Although if Kirsten's mad enough at you... she might.
563
00:34:01,606 --> 00:34:02,900
I don't want to be any trouble.
564
00:34:05,477 --> 00:34:06,410
We'll order in.
565
00:34:12,952 --> 00:34:16,311
So, so the thing is, I'm not really a writer at all.
566
00:34:16,972 --> 00:34:19,034
Words are kind of not my thing.
567
00:34:19,793 --> 00:34:22,245
Obviously. Uh... So maybe if I had some more time...
568
00:34:22,338 --> 00:34:23,204
What is this?
569
00:34:23,857 --> 00:34:26,618
What I was doing when I should have been doing what you asked me to do?
570
00:34:26,869 --> 00:34:30,068
Yeah, but, uh, what is it?
571
00:34:30,504 --> 00:34:32,265
It's, uh, the Cohens' new family room.
572
00:34:32,598 --> 00:34:37,431
Uh, actually, that's... that's what it should have looked like,
573
00:34:37,503 --> 00:34:39,628
but the contractor kind of didn't know what he was doing.
574
00:34:39,694 --> 00:34:41,032
Could I see your schedule, please?
575
00:34:42,547 --> 00:34:43,413
Yeah.
576
00:34:44,435 --> 00:34:48,193
Because we're going to need to get you into some advanced math and science classes.
577
00:34:48,931 --> 00:34:53,621
- Some calculus, physics...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Uh... why?
578
00:34:54,238 --> 00:34:57,322
You'll need them if you want to become an architect.
579
00:34:59,125 --> 00:35:00,543
Isn't that what you want?
580
00:35:10,650 --> 00:35:11,771
- Hey.
- You taking off?
581
00:35:12,016 --> 00:35:13,958
Yeah, Dad's coming over for dinner tonight.
582
00:35:14,024 --> 00:35:18,279
I left a message on Hailey's cell, inviting you guys, but I never heard back.
583
00:35:18,387 --> 00:35:21,064
That's 'cause she's probably halfway to Japan by now.
584
00:35:22,221 --> 00:35:25,078
- Did she at least tell you or...?
- Yeah. No, she told me. Yeah.
585
00:35:25,447 --> 00:35:30,546
I just didn't listen. I asked her to marry me instead.
586
00:35:31,028 --> 00:35:32,304
Oh, Jimmy.
587
00:35:33,788 --> 00:35:36,725
No, it's good. It's good, it's... It's, you know, I'm happy for her.
588
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:39,282
It's, you know, it's what she always wanted, so.
589
00:35:40,209 --> 00:35:44,083
- What do you want?
- I don't know.
590
00:35:44,196 --> 00:35:47,039
I thought I wanted to spend the rest of my life with Hailey.
591
00:35:48,958 --> 00:35:51,318
- It was... it was fun.
- I'm sure.
592
00:35:51,856 --> 00:35:55,912
Living on a yacht, drinking all day, sailing off to Cabo.
593
00:35:56,082 --> 00:35:57,966
How come when you say it, it sounds bad?
594
00:36:00,663 --> 00:36:01,492
Listen to me.
595
00:36:01,825 --> 00:36:05,374
You can do whatever you want with your life, but you're not going to waste it.
596
00:36:05,829 --> 00:36:06,776
Won't let you.
597
00:36:07,714 --> 00:36:09,100
Hailey's made her move.
598
00:36:10,954 --> 00:36:11,840
What's yours?
599
00:36:20,564 --> 00:36:23,540
- We could just not go.
- We can't not go; we're here.
600
00:36:27,768 --> 00:36:30,088
Look at them. Oblivious, having fun.
601
00:36:30,555 --> 00:36:34,630
To them it's all funnel cakes and fried Snickers... just a chance to mingle it up
602
00:36:34,691 --> 00:36:38,128
with the carney folk and win a really awesome stuffed sock monkey.
603
00:36:38,220 --> 00:36:38,828
But for us?
604
00:36:38,929 --> 00:36:43,539
But for us, kickoff carnival usually determines the course of our romantic lives for the entire year.
605
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:46,883
- No pressure.
- No, we did good last year. We did okay.
606
00:36:47,589 --> 00:36:51,905
You kissed Marissa on the Ferris wheel, Summer threw up on my shoes.
607
00:36:53,841 --> 00:36:55,427
I think I know how she felt.
608
00:36:59,504 --> 00:37:02,130
I'm going to go find a hot dog stand to climb. Good luck.
609
00:37:16,549 --> 00:37:19,149
- I was going to tell you.
- No, you weren't.
610
00:37:19,471 --> 00:37:21,821
- I asked you point-blank, and you lied.
- I didn't lie.
611
00:37:21,915 --> 00:37:23,281
- Marissa...
- What was I supposed to do?
612
00:37:23,363 --> 00:37:25,770
Wait for you? You weren't coming back.
613
00:37:26,338 --> 00:37:28,042
I wanted you to tell me the truth.
614
00:37:33,439 --> 00:37:38,451
His name is DJ. He works for my parents, so we had to keep it a secret from everyone.
615
00:37:40,756 --> 00:37:42,594
We're not seeing each other anymore.
616
00:37:42,712 --> 00:37:45,025
After last night when he found out about me, right?
617
00:37:48,681 --> 00:37:50,745
Look, I'm sorry. For right now, we should...
618
00:37:52,219 --> 00:37:53,520
we should just be friends.
619
00:37:54,308 --> 00:37:55,286
Friends?
620
00:37:55,921 --> 00:37:59,030
Ryan, we're not friends. We were never just friends.
621
00:37:59,111 --> 00:38:00,693
I guess that solves the problem, then.
622
00:38:00,878 --> 00:38:01,661
See ya.
623
00:38:06,276 --> 00:38:08,936
So what'll it be? Funnel cake or fried Snickers?
624
00:38:09,059 --> 00:38:11,303
- Uh, bottled water.
- What?
625
00:38:11,589 --> 00:38:13,872
You can't come to a carnival and just have bottled water.
626
00:38:14,011 --> 00:38:16,267
No, I meant with the funnel cake and the Snickers.
627
00:38:17,829 --> 00:38:18,666
What?
628
00:38:40,130 --> 00:38:42,897
Cohen... what are you doing?
629
00:38:42,980 --> 00:38:44,982
Nothing. Why?
630
00:38:45,054 --> 00:38:46,574
Well, it looks like you're humping the hot dog stand.
631
00:38:46,651 --> 00:38:49,943
No, actually, Summer, I'm not even humping anything.
632
00:38:50,036 --> 00:38:53,922
You know how I love to stand on countertops in public places.
633
00:38:53,968 --> 00:38:56,753
- You know, hot dog stands, coffee carts.
- Oh, no.
634
00:38:56,809 --> 00:38:58,652
- Because Summer Roberts...
- Cohen, do not!
635
00:38:58,720 --> 00:39:00,363
- I love you!
- What?
636
00:39:02,042 --> 00:39:02,917
Hi, Zach. How's it going?
637
00:39:03,004 --> 00:39:06,086
Zach, don't listen to him. He's crazy. He reads comic books.
638
00:39:06,394 --> 00:39:08,289
- I know. So do I.
- You do?
639
00:39:10,341 --> 00:39:13,351
Zach, listen. I really hope that this doesn't affect the league.
640
00:39:13,418 --> 00:39:15,210
It's just that Summer and I sort of have a history.
641
00:39:15,283 --> 00:39:18,719
- But no future! We are leaving.
- Wait. Hang on a second. Just hear me out for a second.
642
00:39:18,804 --> 00:39:22,174
- Cohen, back off. I mean it.
- Fine, just hear me out for, like, one second.
643
00:39:22,235 --> 00:39:25,942
Seth, she said back off. Please?
644
00:39:34,595 --> 00:39:37,738
- You all right?
- No, but I have not yet begun to fight, Ryan,
645
00:39:38,045 --> 00:39:39,776
or grovel, should it come to that.
646
00:39:47,049 --> 00:39:49,596
Oh, my God. Cohen?!
647
00:39:51,619 --> 00:39:54,594
- Oh, my God! Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
648
00:39:54,773 --> 00:39:55,520
- God!
- Ow!
649
00:39:55,607 --> 00:39:59,273
What the hell do you think you're doing! This isn't a game, Cohen! You could've gotten hurt!
650
00:39:59,335 --> 00:40:00,215
Good thing I didn't.
651
00:40:04,532 --> 00:40:06,354
What do you want from me, Cohen?
652
00:40:07,998 --> 00:40:09,231
I just want you.
653
00:40:11,643 --> 00:40:13,303
No, you don't.
654
00:40:14,301 --> 00:40:15,412
You had me.
655
00:40:16,471 --> 00:40:21,986
You had me at Chrismukkah in a frigging Wonder Woman costume, and you chose Anna.
656
00:40:22,574 --> 00:40:25,149
You had me three months ago, and you left.
657
00:40:25,231 --> 00:40:28,084
- I want to make that up to you.
- It has nothing to do with me.
658
00:40:28,172 --> 00:40:31,551
It is about you, and it is always about you,
659
00:40:31,606 --> 00:40:33,818
what you need and what you want, you know?
660
00:40:33,894 --> 00:40:37,086
It seems that you only want me when you can't have me.
661
00:40:39,655 --> 00:40:41,816
You like the chase, and that's all.
662
00:40:42,557 --> 00:40:45,297
So you know what? You can have it.
663
00:40:47,136 --> 00:40:48,261
I'm going home.
664
00:41:03,581 --> 00:41:05,205
All right, man, let's go home.
665
00:41:15,424 --> 00:41:17,932
Hey, guys. You're home early.
666
00:41:18,333 --> 00:41:20,815
Um, you hungry? There's some moo shoo left.
667
00:41:21,818 --> 00:41:24,333
- You want some?
- Grandpa, you eating on the floor?
668
00:41:24,435 --> 00:41:25,940
Yes, it has come to this.
669
00:41:26,278 --> 00:41:29,944
Unfortunately, the family room is still stuck inside the kitchen.
670
00:41:30,042 --> 00:41:32,289
- How was school?
- It was really good. I'm never going back.
671
00:41:32,382 --> 00:41:35,710
- Ah, just what a father likes to hear.
- Yeah. Ryan broke up with Marissa again.
672
00:41:35,808 --> 00:41:38,525
- Oh, Summer broke up with Seth again.
- Zach will never talk to us again.
673
00:41:38,664 --> 00:41:39,723
- Who?
- New guy.
674
00:41:39,858 --> 00:41:41,520
- I'll get it.
- But on the plus side, you know,
675
00:41:41,582 --> 00:41:46,144
Ryan... he's taking AP physics; he's taking AP math; and this moo shoo looks delicious.
676
00:41:46,221 --> 00:41:47,624
- It's really good.
- Caleb Nichol?
677
00:41:48,992 --> 00:41:50,636
Sir, you're under arrest.
678
00:41:52,031 --> 00:41:52,913
Gentlemen...
679
00:41:56,568 --> 00:41:59,037
- What took you so long?
- You have the right to remain silent.
680
00:41:59,122 --> 00:42:02,359
Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
681
00:42:02,411 --> 00:42:05,809
You have the right to an attorney and to have that attorney present during questioning.
682
00:42:05,850 --> 00:42:06,538
What's going on?
683
00:42:06,972 --> 00:42:09,702
- Your father will explain it.
- Dad, I'm so sorry.
684
00:42:10,813 --> 00:42:13,055
You have absolutely nothing to apologize for.
685
00:42:13,137 --> 00:42:14,740
- Do you understand these rights?
- Yeah.
686
00:42:14,951 --> 00:42:16,240
Put your hands behind your head.
687
00:42:24,855 --> 00:42:27,668
Don't say anything. I'll follow you to the station. I'm his lawyer.
688
00:42:47,554 --> 00:42:51,850
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