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As mayor of Gotham City,
I have many duties.
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But none tastier than judging
our annual chili cook-off.
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[APPLAUSE]
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[SLURPING]
Mm.
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[GASPS]
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[ALL LAUGH]
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[GASPING]
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Too hot! Too hot!
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[GASPS]
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Jo...
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Joke--
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[SIRENS BLARING]
[ALL MURMUR]
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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It's Joker!
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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Five-alarm ha-ha-jalape?o
fire mouth.
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I'll put it out.
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You really should know better,
Mr. Mayor.
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Chili always gives you gas.
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[CACKLES]
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[
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[JOKER CHUCKLING]
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Huh?
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Batsy?
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Punch. Judy.
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Oh!
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[LAUGHS]
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Now, open wide and say "ha."
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Stop me if you've heard
this one.
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Should have stopped me.
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[GRUNTS]
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[GROWLS]
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JOKER:
Just look at Batsy and Bitsy.
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The teamwork.
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JOKER:
The footwork.
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I want my own Mini-Me.
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Punch. Judy.
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JOKER:
Eat my dust, Bats!
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[GASPING]
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So, what's the plan
to take down Jo--?
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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Nice to be a part of the team.
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Must be nice to have someone
to watch your back,
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to mold in your own likeness.
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Well, if you have a sidekick,
Batsy,
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I want one too.
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You two don't count.
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You're not sidekicks,
you're goons.
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I just know somewhere out there
is a Joker Junior
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just waiting for me
to take him under my wing.
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BARBARA:
Which would make
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the factored equation
2-times-X
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minus 8-times-X, minus 5.
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I rock.
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Excellent, Barbara.
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Hilarious.
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Donnie.
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Now, who would like
to solve for X?
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[CHORTLES]
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[FLATULENCE SOUND]
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Oh, I-- I know, I know, I know,
I know!
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X equals P-yew.
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[LAUGHS]
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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No, Donnie, X equals
one week of detention.
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Oh, Mr. Harms, isn't that harsh
punishment for the class clown?
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Gee, Donnie,
I thought you had to be funny
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to be the class clown.
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[ALL LAUGH]
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You people don't know funny.
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I'll just go somewhere they do.
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Gee, that's funny?
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Pathetic.
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And the mathematician says,
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"X equals P-yew."
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[MAN COUGHS]
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[RIM SHOT]
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MAN:
You stink!
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Hey, you're gonna miss
the best part.
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Prop comedy.
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[RIM SHOT]
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[CLAPPING]
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Thank you.
I'll be here all week.
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Kid, you have
some real potential.
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And I know funny.
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You're-- You're--
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A comic, who only wants
to make people laugh,
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just like you.
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I'll bet no one
gets your jokes either.
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Instead of laughs,
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I usually get detention.
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See? You get sent to detention,
I get sent to the asylum.
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And for what? Trying to
bring a little joy
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into this miserable world.
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Donnie, is it?
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How would you like to learn
from the best?
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Be my, uh, apprentice.
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Uh...a-a-apprentice?
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Uh, I-- I don't know. I--
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Chew on it awhile.
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You'll see me around.
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[BELL RINGS]
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Same time tomorrow, Donnie.
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I'm sure we'll have
another barrel of laughs.
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Shh!
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[SCREAMS]
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Hey! Let me down! Let me down!
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[MR. HARMS WHIMPERING]
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Get me down!
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[BOTH CACKLING]
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That was classic.
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See how much fun we could have?
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Join team Joker.
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It'll be a hoot.
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Thought I might find you
brooding in this part of town.
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Joker's going to strike again.
The question is, where?
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Well, two heads
are better than one
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when they're on separate bodies.
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And this is where
the magic happens.
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[CLAPS]
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My idea factory.
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Contraptions, concoctions
and comical confections.
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As you can see, I've been toying
with quite a few whimsies.
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Whoa, I'm in prop-comedy heaven.
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"Revenge is a dish
best served...
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chili"?
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Eh. Half-baked.
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Despite the inspired circus
fire-truck homage,
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it lacked that classic
Joker touch.
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You know what I mean?
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Coming up with comedy gold
week after week is tough.
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Which is why it's good
to get some new blood
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in the old clown house.
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BATGIRL:
Look, I know you never asked
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for a partner,
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but I don't want
to be freelance forever.
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What's it gonna take for me
to be your official sidekick?
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I mean, I could be a better
Batgirl if you trained me.
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Whoo, you must have
a secret hideout.
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Why can't we hang out there
once in a while?
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Then it wouldn't be a secret.
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Okay, okay,
I got it, I got it, I got it.
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Then we set off the giant
dominoes, and wham!
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The chief gets flipped
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into a vat of green jelly.
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Huh? Huh? Huh?
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Eh, not grabbing me.
What else you got?
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Okay, the police banquet.
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Cover the ballroom floor
with mousetraps.
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Doesn't scream Joker.
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Seal cops inside
giant playing cards?
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Uh, been there, done that.
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Giant crossword-puzzle maze.
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Nah, too Riddler.
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Uh...
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Oh-- Ugh!
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Great. Gum on my shoe.
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Gum? Shoe?
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G-gumshoe.
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Oh, we hit the police
with a giant gumball.
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That could gum up the gumshoes
for days.
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And with the right touch,
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it could have
that crazy crime clown flair.
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[CACKLES]
I love it!
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Construction. Wardrobe.
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Wardrobe?
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I can't be seen with you
dressed like that.
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Huh?
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[CACKLES]
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[BOTH GRUNT]
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Your joke just fell flat.
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Well, stand by
for another, Batsy.
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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Knock, knock.
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Who's there?
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Prank.
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Prank who?
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Prank, your new sidekick.
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[CLAPS]
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Joker has a sidekick?
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Sorry to burst your bubble,
Batsy.
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It's your time to shine,
sonny boy.
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Stick around, Batman.
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Now, Prank, Remember what
I taught you at the hideout.
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He's been to Joker's hideout?
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Why don't we have
that kind of relationship?
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[GRUNTS]
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Chew on this.
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Show me what you got,
clown boy.
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Oh, gross.
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[SNICKERS]
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That laugh.
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No way.
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Huh?
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[GROANS]
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The best punch line
is the one you don't see coming.
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JOKER:
Looksee, Batman.
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My sidekick is about to make
your sidekick go splat.
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[LAUGHS]
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[SNICKERS]
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[JOKER CACKLING]
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Launch away, Prank.
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[LAUGHS]
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Whoa, w-w-wait a minute.
I-i-if I do that, she'll--
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That's right.
It'll be hee-haw-larious.
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Um...
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I-I-I-I'm not sure I get it.
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[SIGHS]
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You yank lever.
Gumball go boom.
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Goo everywhere, including
Batgirl's. We laugh. They cry.
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What's not to get?
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Comedy is timing, Prank,
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so let her rip.
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I wanted to make people laugh,
not hurt them.
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Sounds like you and I
need to take a little time-out.
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Oops, almost forgot.
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[CAR STARTS]
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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Donnie needs our help.
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Donnie?
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Prank's no criminal.
He's a classmate.
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Long story.
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Hopefully with a happy ending.
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We'll need to pick up
Joker's trail.
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Covered. Popped a tracer
on him.
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[BEEPS]
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Property of Gotham PD?
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I borrowed Dad's.
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When you don't have access
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to the official bat-arsenal,
you improvise.
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We have lots to do
if you expect to graduate
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from class clown
to crime clown.
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That's the, uh, thing, Joker.
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I'm thinking maybe
I'm not cut out for this.
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I blame myself.
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You do?
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I should've known
a costume and makeup
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wouldn't be enough.
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No, to live the part,
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you have to be the part.
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Wha--? What does that mean?
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Come on, I'll show you.
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Where are we going?
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To a happy place
for only special boys to see.
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A place where crazy crime clowns
are born.
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Have a good look at my past.
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And your future.
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[GASPS]
No!
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That's right, Pranky.
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It's permaclown time.
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[SIZZLES]
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[GRUNTS]
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It was in this
very chemical concoction
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that I collected
my clowny complexion.
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And now it's your turn.
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[SCREAMS]
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[LAUGHS]
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[DONNIE GRUNTING]
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Why so nervous?
I mean, look how I turned out.
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Let the kid go, Joker.
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I'm trying to.
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Huh?
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[GRUNTS]
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Grab your ducky.
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It's bath time.
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Can't hang on.
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00:18:45,629 --> 00:18:46,961
I got you.
268
00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:55,920
DONNIE:
Not helping.
269
00:19:05,698 --> 00:19:07,365
BATGIRL:
Batman.
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00:19:12,738 --> 00:19:13,804
[SCREAMS]
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00:19:23,666 --> 00:19:25,499
[CHUCKLES]
272
00:19:27,753 --> 00:19:28,869
Huh?
273
00:19:36,979 --> 00:19:39,814
[GROANS]
274
00:19:39,816 --> 00:19:41,715
You were right, Joker.
275
00:19:41,717 --> 00:19:45,453
The best punch line
is the one you don't see coming.
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00:19:48,941 --> 00:19:50,692
You know,
277
00:19:50,694 --> 00:19:53,761
our relationship's
looking better all the time.
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[
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00:20:00,218 --> 00:20:04,768
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