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The circus is in town.
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- Hey, you!
- Stop!
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Punch, Judy.
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I call it Joker Putty.
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And I can tum anything into it.
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Ta-ta. Farewell.
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Hold it, Joker! Lower your weapon.
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You the man.
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Go!
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He made you look like clowns.
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Six months ago, Gotham had
the lowest crime late in the nation.
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Yesterday, we were declared
the world's scariest city!
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And that was before
Joker's latest escapade.
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But, chief, most of the guys on that board
are in prison now, or Arkham.
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And who received credit for those busts?
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You? Or you, Yin?
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I know it wasn't you, Bennett.
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So tell me, who?
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Well, the Batman, I guess.
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That's right. The Batman.
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Well, I'm tired of clowns and vigilantes:
turning my department into a laughingstock.
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So say hello to my new zero-tolerance
policy against all these freaks.
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No exceptions.
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And for starters, I want Gotham's
finest to take down Joker.
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Before the Batman does, capeesh?
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Chief Rojas, I'm going out on a limb here,
but I've been thinking...
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...maybe we'd have more success
if we tried working with Bats.
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Working with the Batman?
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Maybe you could wear spandex
and be the Bat's sidekick!
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You'd better figure out where
your loyalties lie, detective, and fast.
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If Gotham belongs to Joker...
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...the dull face of tragedy...
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...rnust become
the rubber face of comedy.
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Joker Putty, work your magic!
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Joker.
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The Batman.
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Punch and Judy, my marionettes.
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Keep the Bat busy.
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The artiste must not be disturbed.
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They're up there.
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You take Joker. The Batman's mine.
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Bennett, what are you trying to prove?
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Bennett!
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Hold it, Bats!
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Detective, we're on the same side.
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Tell it to the chief.
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Hold the mayo!
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I'm the vandal here.
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You mean to tell me the chief of police
considers this vigilante...
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...a greater menace than
the Clown Prince of Crime?
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Why. that's an outrage! An insult!
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In fact, detective, I resemble that remark.
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They never give you enough rope.
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Bun voyage.
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The Joker's getting away.
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At least I got you.
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Take my hand.
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- You all right, partner?
- Yeah, yeah. Thanks.
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The Batman!
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Rojas is gonna eat me alive.
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City champions that year, I believe.
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I suppose in a way you both still are.
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Alfred, how would you feel
about bringing Ethan into the fold?
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Allow someone besides myself
to know the Batman's identity?
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I'm certain Detective Bennett
can be trusted.
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Trust isn't the issue.
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Ethan needs to know the truth...
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...before circumstances force
one of us to harm the other.
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Joker remakes the largest monument
in Gotham in his own image.
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In effect, telling us he owns this city.
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And you let him
and the Batman get away?
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Chief Rojas, Bennett nearly had the Bat,
but the scaffolding gave way...
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Yin, it's all right.
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No, Bennett, I don't think it is all right.
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One more blunder like tonight
and you can kiss your badge goodbye.
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You've gotta be under
a lot of pressure to catch Joker.
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Yeah. Among others.
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Well, Ethan, you're not the
only crime-fighter in Gotham.
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I mean, what about your partner?
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What, Yin? Oh, she's cool.
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I mean, she's on top of things.
Good cop.
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My closest friend, probably.
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I mean, besides you, of course.
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We should all have coffee sometime.
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Yeah, I'm not sure I'm Ellen's cup of tea.
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Hey, don't let Yin scare you off.
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She only has it out for the Batman.
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Listen, Ethan. I...
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- Just a second.
- Yeah. Me too.
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- Bennett.
- It's Yin.
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We have a Joker sighting.
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The Gallery Theatricum on 23rd.
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I'm across town but on my way.
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Hey, Bruce, gotta jet.
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Wasn't there something
you wanted to tell me?
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It'll keep.
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It'll have to keep.
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Such a winning solid-gold smile,
mon fr?re.
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Shame about your ugly stepsister.
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Turn that ?own upside down.
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- Whoops.
- Yeah. Whoops.
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I hope this means
your chief finally figured out...
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...I'm a greater menace than Batman.
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Oh, by the way, detective...
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...have you met my colleagues,
Judy and Punch?
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This one's worthless now.
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- And its partner's gone.
- Not for long.
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I just tapped into Bennett's GPS unit.
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Sawdust.
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Flecked with blue?
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All good things must come to an end.
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Including my last batch of Joker Putty.
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The chief has a zero-tolerance policy
just for creeps like you, Joker.
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He'll never pay ransom for me.
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I don't need ransom, handsome.
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Gotham is putty in my hands.
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I take what I want, when I want.
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I'm simply out to prove
to your beefy chiefy once and for all...
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...that Joker is the master of menace.
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By breaking one of Gotham's finest.
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I won't break your bones, detective.
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I'm going to snap your twig.
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When Joker's through
clowning with you...
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...you won't know
where to find your mind.
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- Sir, is Detective Bennett our new ally?
- Not yet.
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These blue specks...
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...traces of stale sugar on this sawdust.
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- Cotton candy.
- Sir?
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A very thin line separates
normality from insanity.
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He made you look like clowns.
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Detective, we're on the same side.
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And you can kiss your badge goodbye.
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Life brings thousands of tiny torments...
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...in all shapes, sizes and flavors.
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Wouldn't you say, detective?
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Chief. Back off!
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Bennett.
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This is not my fault, chief.
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No, no.
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Ah, so we have issues with the boss, eh?
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Well, who doesn't?
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Bosses make terrific tormentors.
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Tote that barge, lift that bale,
rewrite that script, sort that mail.
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All it takes is one too many orders
to make the cuckoo call.
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All it takes is one rotten day...
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...to transform a normal man
into a monster.
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Well, in my case,
a rotten day and a chemical bath.
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So the giraffe turns
to the police chief and says:
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�The last thing I saw was
that screw-loose detective...
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...trying to pick the nuts
out of the fruitcake.�
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Nuts out of the fruitcake.
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Detective, my therapy worked.
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It seems you and I finally share
the same sense of humor.
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Don't fool yourself, Joker.
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Bennett plays for my team.
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Yin?
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The yin to his yang.
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Drop it, or laughing boy gets it.
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You don't know what
this stuff does to humans.
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For that matter, neither do I.
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Let's find out.
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No!
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Now we'll never know.
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Bennett, you all right?
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Yeah, go. Get Joker.
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You think this is confusing.
try living inside my head.
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Through the looking glass, Batsy.
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Where comedy is tragedy.
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Down is up.
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Black is white.
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You're out of luck.
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Say cheese.
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The tragedy.
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Hold it.
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There's nowhere to go, Batman.
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Go. You saved my partner's life.
This is the repayment of that debt.
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A onetime deal.
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The next time we meet, Batman...
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...the mask comes off.
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Have a rotten day, detective.
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Kudos to my department
for capturing Joker.
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Without the Batman's help, I might add.
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You gotta be kidding me!
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We're playing cleanup, like always.
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The Batman saved my butt tonight!
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Chief, did the Batman catch Joker?
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There will be no further comment.
No comment!
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Are you out of your mind, Bennett?
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I suppose you let the Bat
waltz out of here too.
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- Chief, it wasn't Bennett's fault. I...
- I don't wanna hear it, Yin.
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I warned you, Bennett. You're suspended.
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- Chief. you got it all...
- It's all right, Yin.
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I'm not so sure the badge
suits me anymore.
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Bennett.
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Ethan? It's Bruce.
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- You sound sick.
- Yeah. Rough night, Bruce.
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I may be going through some changes.
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- Tell you all about it tomorrow.
- Over coffee?
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No, let's shoot some
hoops at the old gym.
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I need to blow off some steam.
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Hey, what was it you wanted
to tell me today?
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Tomorrow. Over hoops.
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Deal.
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