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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:07,810 --> 00:01:08,778 Damn it. 3 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:25,996 What the goddamn? 4 00:01:29,799 --> 00:01:31,000 Shit. 5 00:01:36,806 --> 00:01:38,308 Anybody in there? 6 00:01:39,709 --> 00:01:43,147 You a crashed astronaut or somethin'? 7 00:01:49,186 --> 00:01:53,157 Whoever you are, you blew up my truck! 8 00:01:53,189 --> 00:01:54,557 You gonna get me another truck, 9 00:01:54,591 --> 00:01:56,594 and I'm gonna run your ass over with it. 10 00:02:04,867 --> 00:02:06,771 I didn't mean that. 11 00:02:10,740 --> 00:02:13,143 We're good. 12 00:03:32,944 --> 00:03:37,047 TERRORDACTYL 13 00:03:38,329 --> 00:03:41,328 Subrip: Pix 14 00:04:04,489 --> 00:04:05,625 Dude. 15 00:04:05,658 --> 00:04:07,494 Want to give me a hand? 16 00:04:07,526 --> 00:04:09,297 Jonas, how long do you think 17 00:04:09,329 --> 00:04:11,430 I can keep doing this job by myself? 18 00:04:11,464 --> 00:04:12,533 Dude, I'm taking my break. 19 00:04:13,732 --> 00:04:15,368 I was mowing. 20 00:04:15,401 --> 00:04:16,570 Yeah, mowing what? 21 00:04:16,603 --> 00:04:18,306 The lawn. 22 00:04:18,338 --> 00:04:19,339 With what? 23 00:04:21,407 --> 00:04:22,910 Where's my lawn mower? 24 00:04:22,943 --> 00:04:24,679 Relax. It's right over there. 25 00:04:27,648 --> 00:04:29,450 God damn it. 26 00:04:29,482 --> 00:04:31,652 Thought I finally got it working this time. 27 00:04:35,689 --> 00:04:37,357 You know, I probably 28 00:04:37,390 --> 00:04:38,525 just need to change something here. 29 00:04:38,559 --> 00:04:40,895 Break's over. 30 00:04:40,927 --> 00:04:44,231 Man, thought I had it this time. 31 00:04:57,811 --> 00:05:00,580 You know, if you spent half as much time on real work 32 00:05:00,614 --> 00:05:03,352 as you do with your things, 33 00:05:03,384 --> 00:05:04,585 you might actually make some good money. 34 00:05:04,617 --> 00:05:05,820 Just saying. 35 00:05:05,853 --> 00:05:08,257 Lars, you've got a business degree 36 00:05:08,290 --> 00:05:09,825 and you're planting shrubs all day. 37 00:05:09,858 --> 00:05:12,026 Well, I mean, shrubs don't crash on my couch 38 00:05:12,060 --> 00:05:13,629 for months on end, 39 00:05:13,661 --> 00:05:15,563 shrubs don't beg me for a job after college, 40 00:05:15,596 --> 00:05:17,966 and shrubs definitely don't drink all my beer. 41 00:05:17,999 --> 00:05:19,434 I like shrubs. 42 00:05:19,466 --> 00:05:21,603 Well, shrubs don't drive you home after a long night at the bar, 43 00:05:21,636 --> 00:05:24,039 they don't help you get over your latest and greatest breakup, 44 00:05:24,073 --> 00:05:26,641 and they don't fix your truck for you when it's not working. 45 00:05:26,675 --> 00:05:28,009 All right, fine, you got me there. 46 00:05:28,043 --> 00:05:31,413 All right, cool. Fertilizer time! 47 00:06:18,661 --> 00:06:21,498 So I know that was my shovel, 48 00:06:21,530 --> 00:06:23,634 but, what is it now? 49 00:06:23,667 --> 00:06:24,934 -Dude, this? -Yeah. 50 00:06:24,968 --> 00:06:26,436 This is my shov-brella. 51 00:06:29,537 --> 00:06:32,407 Check it out. 52 00:06:34,578 --> 00:06:37,315 Stay the hell away from my leaf blower. 53 00:06:40,884 --> 00:06:43,119 Hey, so, five o'clock. 54 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:45,022 Happy hour at the old Watering Hole? 55 00:06:45,055 --> 00:06:48,492 No, dude, I just want to have a few beers and pass out on my couch. 56 00:06:48,525 --> 00:06:49,727 But it's friday night. 57 00:06:49,759 --> 00:06:51,427 We always go out on friday night. 58 00:06:51,461 --> 00:06:52,730 Yeah, well, I want to try something different, 59 00:06:52,763 --> 00:06:54,598 like sleeping. 60 00:06:54,631 --> 00:06:56,600 Yeah. Yeah, you're probably right. 61 00:06:56,632 --> 00:06:58,635 You know, you're probably getting too old 62 00:06:58,669 --> 00:07:00,370 for that kind of stuff anyway. 63 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:02,740 Fine. 64 00:07:02,773 --> 00:07:05,810 But you're buying and driving. 65 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:07,611 Deal. 66 00:07:42,948 --> 00:07:45,116 Wait till you see my latest catch. 67 00:07:45,150 --> 00:07:48,887 Biggest, baddest, meanest river son of a bitch you've ever seen. 68 00:07:49,919 --> 00:07:50,121 Evenin', Sampson. 69 00:07:50,155 --> 00:07:51,791 Don't you "evenin'" me, sonny. 70 00:07:51,823 --> 00:07:52,958 I'm a marine. 71 00:07:52,991 --> 00:07:54,627 This ain't just any evenin'. 72 00:07:54,660 --> 00:07:57,462 This is a goddamn celebration. 73 00:07:57,495 --> 00:07:58,864 And what'd you shoot this time? 74 00:07:58,896 --> 00:08:00,064 Shark! 75 00:08:00,097 --> 00:08:01,900 Right there in the river. 76 00:08:01,934 --> 00:08:05,103 It was much tougher than that grizzly that I shot up in the Yukon. 77 00:08:05,136 --> 00:08:08,773 And he had me in his jaws most of the time. 78 00:08:08,807 --> 00:08:11,143 Yeah, and what river would this be? 79 00:08:11,175 --> 00:08:13,546 The L.A. River, you damn civvy! 80 00:08:13,579 --> 00:08:15,146 Put ten slugs in him. 81 00:08:15,179 --> 00:08:18,117 Tired him out till he went belly up. 82 00:08:18,150 --> 00:08:20,520 Just like the women in my bed. 83 00:08:20,553 --> 00:08:22,856 You know, one day, Sampson, you're gonna sober up 84 00:08:22,889 --> 00:08:25,624 and hopefully not be such a scumbag? 85 00:08:25,657 --> 00:08:27,727 Yeah, sad day that'll be. 86 00:08:31,896 --> 00:08:33,599 Nuts. 87 00:08:33,632 --> 00:08:36,136 Dude, I got to be honest. I hate this place. 88 00:08:36,169 --> 00:08:37,771 What? I love it. 89 00:08:37,804 --> 00:08:39,206 I mean, the seats are old as hell. 90 00:08:39,238 --> 00:08:41,207 The beer tastes like it came out of the faucet. 91 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:42,542 Come on. 92 00:08:42,574 --> 00:08:43,910 I don't even want to think 93 00:08:43,943 --> 00:08:45,478 about what these stains are on this table. 94 00:08:45,512 --> 00:08:46,912 Dude, they wipe off. 95 00:08:46,945 --> 00:08:49,181 And that smell is absolutely disgusting. 96 00:08:49,214 --> 00:08:51,050 Tell me what there is to like about this place. 97 00:08:51,085 --> 00:08:52,719 Besides the obvious. 98 00:08:52,752 --> 00:08:53,719 What can I get you boys? 99 00:08:53,752 --> 00:08:54,654 How you doing, Candice? 100 00:08:54,687 --> 00:08:55,589 Hey, Lars, how are you? 101 00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:56,589 Hard day on the job? 102 00:08:56,622 --> 00:08:57,624 Yes, ma'am. That it was. 103 00:08:57,657 --> 00:08:59,191 What about you, Jonas? 104 00:09:00,927 --> 00:09:02,228 Well, I'm doing okay. 105 00:09:02,262 --> 00:09:05,232 You know, hardest day of work ever, with, the... 106 00:09:07,171 --> 00:09:08,069 The sun. 107 00:09:08,101 --> 00:09:10,637 And we had the dirt and the shovel and the shrub, 108 00:09:10,671 --> 00:09:13,574 and, you know, we got sweaty with the work, and so... 109 00:09:13,606 --> 00:09:14,975 Yeah. 110 00:09:15,008 --> 00:09:17,077 Yeah, you're still sweating. 111 00:09:17,110 --> 00:09:19,111 Well, you know me. I'm always sweating. 112 00:09:19,145 --> 00:09:22,048 Working! I'm always work... Always working. 113 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:24,051 So, how are you? 114 00:09:24,084 --> 00:09:25,686 'Cause it looks a little slow tonight here. 115 00:09:25,719 --> 00:09:26,787 -You okay? -Yeah. 116 00:09:26,820 --> 00:09:28,955 Everything slow? Everything okay? 117 00:09:28,989 --> 00:09:30,959 Yeah, it's a slow one. 118 00:09:32,660 --> 00:09:33,895 What can I get you guys? 119 00:09:33,927 --> 00:09:35,096 Two IPAs, please. 120 00:09:35,129 --> 00:09:36,897 All right, coming right up. 121 00:09:36,931 --> 00:09:38,901 -Man. -Bro. 122 00:09:38,933 --> 00:09:41,234 -That was magic. -Yeah? 123 00:09:41,268 --> 00:09:43,970 I could feel the sparks coming off that. 124 00:09:44,003 --> 00:09:46,239 I think she's really starting to dig you. 125 00:09:46,272 --> 00:09:47,875 Really, you think? 126 00:09:47,908 --> 00:09:49,576 The signs were all there. I mean, think about it. 127 00:09:49,609 --> 00:09:50,946 When you started talking about how much 128 00:09:50,979 --> 00:09:53,949 you sweat and the shrubs you plant... 129 00:09:53,981 --> 00:09:56,249 come on, man, why didn't you propose? 130 00:09:56,282 --> 00:09:57,885 Yeah, I'm a gentleman, okay? 131 00:09:57,918 --> 00:10:00,053 Take my time, picking my moment, 132 00:10:00,086 --> 00:10:01,122 getting to know her a bit. 133 00:10:01,155 --> 00:10:02,722 Dude, you do know her. 134 00:10:02,755 --> 00:10:04,292 We come here every friday night, 135 00:10:04,326 --> 00:10:06,894 and every friday night, it's the same thing with you. 136 00:10:06,927 --> 00:10:11,933 You sit there, and you stutter, and you get all jittery like a little teenager. 137 00:10:11,966 --> 00:10:13,835 No, don't eat that! 138 00:10:13,868 --> 00:10:15,137 Disgusting. 139 00:10:15,169 --> 00:10:16,271 Just ask her out. 140 00:10:16,303 --> 00:10:17,805 I'm working on it. 141 00:10:17,839 --> 00:10:19,175 Bro, if you don't say something, 142 00:10:19,207 --> 00:10:20,841 she's gonna end up with that drunk Sampson. 143 00:10:26,182 --> 00:10:28,350 It ain't that hard, Jonas. 144 00:10:28,383 --> 00:10:31,153 Guess your balls just aren't as big as that brain of yours? 145 00:10:31,186 --> 00:10:32,922 Lars, have you looked at us lately? 146 00:10:32,954 --> 00:10:36,824 Come on, man, I'm dirty and sweaty and, let's see, poor too. 147 00:10:36,857 --> 00:10:38,193 I mean, I can't ask her out like this. 148 00:10:38,226 --> 00:10:39,761 I don't even have a dollar to my name. 149 00:10:39,794 --> 00:10:41,363 It ain't respectable. 150 00:10:41,396 --> 00:10:44,031 Hard honest work, that's respectable, Jonas. 151 00:10:44,065 --> 00:10:46,035 Why, because it's hard? I mean, come on, man. 152 00:10:46,068 --> 00:10:47,971 There's got to be a better way of making money 153 00:10:48,004 --> 00:10:50,139 than sweating our asses off in rich pricks' lawns all day. 154 00:10:50,172 --> 00:10:53,611 Dude, as much as you may think, money ain't always the answer. 155 00:10:53,644 --> 00:10:55,345 Sure as hell would solve a lot of my problems right now. 156 00:10:55,377 --> 00:10:57,145 I mean, come on, man, I want to do something big. 157 00:10:57,178 --> 00:10:58,648 I want to, you know, do something great, 158 00:10:58,680 --> 00:11:00,083 live the dream! 159 00:11:00,117 --> 00:11:01,784 While you do that, I'm gonna dream 160 00:11:01,817 --> 00:11:04,154 of cheap drinks and cute waitresses. 161 00:11:05,154 --> 00:11:06,357 Here you guys go. 162 00:11:08,424 --> 00:11:09,793 Feeling better, Jonas? 163 00:11:09,825 --> 00:11:11,594 Yeah, I always feel good around you. 164 00:11:13,030 --> 00:11:15,365 You can, throw these on Jonas' tab. 165 00:11:15,398 --> 00:11:17,001 All right, will do, hon. 166 00:11:17,034 --> 00:11:18,668 It's gonna be ten total. 167 00:11:18,702 --> 00:11:20,203 Man. 168 00:11:20,237 --> 00:11:21,703 Dude, I'm gonna need to borrow ten bucks. 169 00:11:21,736 --> 00:11:23,340 Are you kidding me? 170 00:11:50,935 --> 00:11:53,036 Hey, sweet cheeks! 171 00:11:53,069 --> 00:11:56,205 When we gonna split a bottle and a bed? 172 00:11:56,238 --> 00:11:59,242 I told you, Sampson, I don't date customers. 173 00:11:59,275 --> 00:12:01,345 Honey, after a couple drinks, 174 00:12:01,378 --> 00:12:03,748 you won't care who I am. 175 00:12:05,781 --> 00:12:08,718 Sampson, all the drinks in the world couldn't do that. 176 00:12:08,751 --> 00:12:10,988 Well, it was worth a try. 177 00:12:18,095 --> 00:12:20,197 We will report more as we follow this story. 178 00:12:20,230 --> 00:12:21,398 Watch your heads tonight. 179 00:12:21,431 --> 00:12:23,000 Astronomers at Griffith Observatory 180 00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:25,136 are preparing for a surprise meteor shower. 181 00:12:25,170 --> 00:12:26,871 The meteors, which are expected 182 00:12:26,903 --> 00:12:28,906 to come down in the greater Los Angeles area... 183 00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:31,476 -Here's your change. -Thanks. 184 00:12:31,509 --> 00:12:33,177 ...which brought the planet a near miss 185 00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:35,714 with a meteor the size of a six-story building 186 00:12:35,747 --> 00:12:37,950 that by all accounts seems to have burned up on entry 187 00:12:37,983 --> 00:12:39,483 when it disappeared from astronomers'... 188 00:12:39,517 --> 00:12:41,287 Love to get my hand on one of those rocks. 189 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:42,721 Make a bundle. 190 00:12:42,753 --> 00:12:43,922 What do you mean? 191 00:12:43,955 --> 00:12:46,090 Meteorites, meteors. 192 00:12:46,123 --> 00:12:48,126 You know, pretty cool. 193 00:12:48,159 --> 00:12:50,862 Stuff's been floating around our galaxy for ages 194 00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:52,897 just collecting space dust. 195 00:12:52,931 --> 00:12:55,367 Then they just hit our atmo and burn up 196 00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:57,869 like glittery diamonds. 197 00:12:57,902 --> 00:12:59,206 Yeah. 198 00:12:59,239 --> 00:13:02,141 You know, they hit Earth on a regular basis. 199 00:13:02,173 --> 00:13:04,442 There's all kinds of different rocks: 200 00:13:04,475 --> 00:13:06,845 irony rocks, stone rocks, stony iron rocks. 201 00:13:06,878 --> 00:13:08,881 Irony ones are the ones that are worth the most 202 00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:10,949 and easiest to find, I guess. 203 00:13:10,983 --> 00:13:14,053 Other ones just look like regular rocks. 204 00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:15,388 -But yeah. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 205 00:13:15,421 --> 00:13:16,489 I mean, the mete... 206 00:13:16,522 --> 00:13:17,989 The mete... meteoroids 207 00:13:18,023 --> 00:13:21,961 and the... The glistening rocks 208 00:13:21,995 --> 00:13:23,394 and the night highway. 209 00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:25,831 I-I can't get... I love them. I love them. 210 00:13:25,865 --> 00:13:27,166 I can't get enough of them. 211 00:13:27,199 --> 00:13:28,902 I mean, you certainly seem to like them. 212 00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:31,771 Yeah, my cousin works at the science museum. 213 00:13:31,804 --> 00:13:34,173 She says people pay top dollar for space rocks. 214 00:13:34,206 --> 00:13:36,109 Really, that so? 215 00:13:36,142 --> 00:13:38,311 Some guy had one crash into his living room a year ago. 216 00:13:38,344 --> 00:13:41,114 He was pissed as hell until he sold it. 217 00:13:41,147 --> 00:13:43,016 Bought a brand-new house. 218 00:13:45,284 --> 00:13:46,820 Good to know. 219 00:13:50,223 --> 00:13:51,457 Thanks. 220 00:13:51,490 --> 00:13:52,894 Yeah. 221 00:13:56,930 --> 00:13:58,030 Hey, wake up, wake up, wake up. 222 00:13:58,063 --> 00:13:59,032 Come on, come on, come on. 223 00:13:59,065 --> 00:14:00,400 We got work to do. 224 00:14:02,403 --> 00:14:05,004 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 225 00:14:05,038 --> 00:14:06,439 Come on, come on, come on, here you go. 226 00:14:06,472 --> 00:14:08,107 I'm not done with it! 227 00:14:08,140 --> 00:14:10,044 Right, left. 228 00:14:10,077 --> 00:14:11,378 You got this. You got this. 229 00:14:11,410 --> 00:14:14,346 Look at you. You tiny dancer, you. 230 00:14:14,379 --> 00:14:15,582 -Okay. -Leave me here. 231 00:14:15,616 --> 00:14:17,150 I can't leave you. 232 00:14:17,183 --> 00:14:18,819 Tomorrow's gonna be awful. 233 00:14:18,852 --> 00:14:20,221 What! Tomorrow's gonna be awesome. 234 00:14:20,254 --> 00:14:21,956 Let's get you some coffee. 235 00:14:23,591 --> 00:14:25,359 All right, buddy. Come on, come on. 236 00:14:25,391 --> 00:14:30,231 Almost, yep. Close. There. Okay, nice, nice. 237 00:14:33,535 --> 00:14:35,035 Meteor shower is impressing thousands 238 00:14:35,068 --> 00:14:36,972 all across Southern California. 239 00:14:37,005 --> 00:14:39,173 Authorities have reported meteor impacts 240 00:14:39,206 --> 00:14:40,976 in the Angeles National Forest 241 00:14:41,008 --> 00:14:43,277 as well as Joshua Tree National Park. 242 00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:45,011 In other news, there are a growing number 243 00:14:45,044 --> 00:14:47,049 of disappearances in the high desert area 244 00:14:47,082 --> 00:14:50,085 which local sheriff's departments attribute... 245 00:15:03,265 --> 00:15:05,867 So let me get this straight. 246 00:15:08,336 --> 00:15:10,638 You want to go digging up space rocks 247 00:15:10,671 --> 00:15:12,907 in the middle of the goddamn night? 248 00:15:12,940 --> 00:15:14,141 Dude, they're worth a fortune! 249 00:15:14,175 --> 00:15:16,878 So is a good night's sleep. 250 00:15:16,911 --> 00:15:19,213 Jonas, just promise me this is not gonna turn out 251 00:15:19,247 --> 00:15:21,584 like the jackrabbit scheme; remember that? 252 00:15:21,617 --> 00:15:24,320 It would've worked if somebody hadn't gotten angry. 253 00:15:24,353 --> 00:15:27,056 Besides, man, I told you, rabbits spook easy. 254 00:15:27,089 --> 00:15:30,526 Candice told me these things are worth a ton of money. 255 00:15:30,559 --> 00:15:33,496 Candice told you. Great, yeah. 256 00:15:33,528 --> 00:15:35,431 We're gonna find one of these things, 257 00:15:35,464 --> 00:15:37,032 we're gonna sell it, 258 00:15:37,065 --> 00:15:39,402 and we're gonna split the profit 60-40. 259 00:15:39,435 --> 00:15:43,539 Wait, and why would you get 60%? 260 00:15:43,571 --> 00:15:45,541 Because it was my idea. 261 00:15:45,574 --> 00:15:47,075 Yeah, and it's a half-assed idea, 262 00:15:47,108 --> 00:15:48,610 so you should get half. 263 00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:50,012 Fifty-fifty. 264 00:15:50,046 --> 00:15:52,316 You know what? Fine. Fifty-fifty. 265 00:15:52,349 --> 00:15:54,349 But that's only because I'm your friend. 266 00:15:54,382 --> 00:15:56,652 And, we're using my truck. 267 00:15:56,685 --> 00:15:58,220 I thought this was our truck. 268 00:15:58,254 --> 00:16:00,089 I mean, it's got my name on it too. 269 00:16:00,122 --> 00:16:03,226 No, no, no, that's only 'cause I'm your friend. 270 00:16:18,441 --> 00:16:20,376 Dude, where the hell are we, anyways? 271 00:16:20,409 --> 00:16:22,112 Here, hand me the map. 272 00:16:24,047 --> 00:16:28,018 Thanks. Nice. 273 00:16:28,051 --> 00:16:30,488 -Got it. Got it. -Jesus. 274 00:16:32,321 --> 00:16:33,356 God damn it. 275 00:16:33,389 --> 00:16:34,490 Sorry. 276 00:16:34,523 --> 00:16:35,659 So violent. 277 00:16:42,567 --> 00:16:43,701 No, man. Look. 278 00:16:43,734 --> 00:16:45,302 Dude, what is that? 279 00:16:45,335 --> 00:16:46,270 All right, you know what? 280 00:16:46,303 --> 00:16:47,370 If we go... 281 00:16:47,403 --> 00:16:49,406 if we go about 20 more miles... 282 00:16:49,439 --> 00:16:50,506 Jonas, look out! 283 00:16:50,539 --> 00:16:51,541 Jesus Christ! 284 00:16:55,546 --> 00:16:59,651 Ohhhhh, man. 285 00:16:59,683 --> 00:17:01,685 I told you to keep your eyes on the road. 286 00:17:08,759 --> 00:17:09,760 Man. 287 00:17:09,794 --> 00:17:12,364 Holy goddamn. 288 00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:16,634 Jesus! 289 00:17:16,666 --> 00:17:18,470 Is that an electrical tower? 290 00:17:18,502 --> 00:17:20,405 Sure looks like it. 291 00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:22,174 How the hell did that come down? 292 00:17:24,674 --> 00:17:28,512 Hey, man, whatever it was, we're not getting around that mess. 293 00:17:28,546 --> 00:17:30,482 Come on, let's go. 294 00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:32,084 Jonas. 295 00:17:33,751 --> 00:17:35,453 Jonas, let's go. 296 00:17:36,754 --> 00:17:38,322 Something must have hit it. 297 00:17:38,356 --> 00:17:41,027 Yeah, what, one of your meteorites? 298 00:17:43,628 --> 00:17:46,064 -No. -Yeah. 299 00:17:46,097 --> 00:17:48,568 Yeah. Grab the flashlights. 300 00:17:49,701 --> 00:17:51,203 Sure. 301 00:17:51,235 --> 00:17:53,271 Goddamn, I hate you sometimes. 302 00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:55,141 Yeah, well, you can hate me after we're rich. 303 00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:56,642 Dude, what are we even looking for out here? 304 00:17:56,674 --> 00:17:58,411 Dude, I already told you, a space rock! 305 00:17:58,443 --> 00:17:59,578 A space rock, okay. 306 00:17:59,610 --> 00:18:00,813 And how does a space rock 307 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:02,347 look different from a regular rock? 308 00:18:02,380 --> 00:18:03,548 I don't know, probably like 309 00:18:03,581 --> 00:18:06,051 it came from space or something. 310 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,554 This is crazy. I'm crazy. 311 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,320 -I can't believe I'm doing this. -Me neither. 312 00:18:09,354 --> 00:18:11,158 You're not exactly the adventurous type. 313 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,458 -Hey, neither are you. -Hey! 314 00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:13,560 And this ain't an adventure. 315 00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:15,193 It's a wild goose chase. 316 00:18:18,464 --> 00:18:20,266 I mean, shit, Jonas, there ain't nothing out here 317 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,568 but dirt and more dirt. 318 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,302 Lars, you saw that tower back there. 319 00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:24,771 There's something out here. Keep looking. 320 00:18:24,803 --> 00:18:26,540 Dude, it probably fell from a quake or something. 321 00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:28,108 I mean, come on, man. 322 00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:29,708 I do not want to spend all night out here. 323 00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:32,178 It's cold, dark, and I feel ridiculous. 324 00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:34,815 -Come on. -Ridiculous? Ridiculous? 325 00:18:34,848 --> 00:18:38,117 You know when I feel ridiculous is when I'm planting shrubs and shit all day. 326 00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:39,285 You don't see me complaining. 327 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:40,386 I don't see you complaining? 328 00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:41,621 That's all you do! 329 00:18:41,655 --> 00:18:43,290 Come on, man, take a chance! 330 00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:44,490 I mean, think about it. 331 00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:45,858 We could get rid of the yard work thing. 332 00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:47,294 How bad would that be? 333 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:48,596 I like the yard work thing, Jonas. 334 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:49,628 Man. 335 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:50,630 It's simple, honest work 336 00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:51,732 that happens during the day. 337 00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,599 And you know what it doesn't do? 338 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,403 It doesn't leave me wandering through the goddamn desert 339 00:18:55,436 --> 00:18:58,339 in the middle of the night looking for space rocks! 340 00:18:58,371 --> 00:18:59,772 You know what? Screw it. 341 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:00,842 -Lars. -I'm out of here. 342 00:19:00,875 --> 00:19:02,109 I'm going back to the truck. 343 00:19:02,143 --> 00:19:03,410 Lars, come on, man. 344 00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:04,878 Good luck chasing your miracles. 345 00:19:04,912 --> 00:19:06,681 Lars! 346 00:19:06,714 --> 00:19:07,815 God damn it. 347 00:19:07,848 --> 00:19:09,616 The truck's back that way. 348 00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:12,820 Shit. 349 00:19:14,155 --> 00:19:15,123 Lars! 350 00:19:21,395 --> 00:19:23,498 Holy crap! 351 00:19:26,734 --> 00:19:29,838 This is exactly how I wanted to spend my friday night. 352 00:19:29,870 --> 00:19:31,339 Dude, give me a hand. 353 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,174 It smells like rotten eggs down here. 354 00:19:37,645 --> 00:19:40,281 What are you looking at? 355 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:43,384 -That's it. That's a space rock. -I'll be damned. 356 00:19:45,754 --> 00:19:49,424 God, this thing's got... Thing's got some heft. 357 00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:50,725 It's still warm. 358 00:19:50,758 --> 00:19:52,593 -Yeah. -I wonder what it's made out of. 359 00:19:52,627 --> 00:19:54,562 Probably something valuable. 360 00:19:54,596 --> 00:19:56,298 So much for the wild goose chase? 361 00:19:56,331 --> 00:19:57,799 Shut up. 362 00:19:57,831 --> 00:19:59,467 All right, let's get this thing back to the truck. 363 00:19:59,501 --> 00:20:01,637 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 364 00:20:13,248 --> 00:20:15,183 Come on, man, let's go! 365 00:20:19,655 --> 00:20:22,892 Come on, man, we're almost there! 366 00:20:22,925 --> 00:20:24,493 I wonder if they pay by the ounce. 367 00:20:24,525 --> 00:20:25,661 Here. 368 00:20:28,664 --> 00:20:30,934 Hey, you mind if we tell Candice I found the rock? 369 00:20:30,966 --> 00:20:31,935 I don't care. 370 00:20:31,967 --> 00:20:34,170 Go impress your lady friend. 371 00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:14,311 Dang it. 372 00:21:41,072 --> 00:21:42,573 My God. 373 00:21:44,441 --> 00:21:45,509 My God. 374 00:21:58,555 --> 00:21:59,824 Hello. 375 00:21:59,856 --> 00:22:02,493 This is, Jonas from... 376 00:22:02,526 --> 00:22:03,995 The guy from the bar. 377 00:22:04,027 --> 00:22:05,931 From friday, you know, every friday. 378 00:22:05,963 --> 00:22:08,299 Right, hey. 379 00:22:08,333 --> 00:22:10,468 You know, when I gave you my number, 380 00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:15,540 I didn't expect you to call me at 7:30 on a saturday morning. 381 00:22:15,574 --> 00:22:16,675 Are you drunk? 382 00:22:16,708 --> 00:22:18,611 No, no, no, why? 383 00:22:18,643 --> 00:22:21,447 Why... why... why would I be drunk? I mean, I just... 384 00:22:21,479 --> 00:22:23,815 No, I just... I... 385 00:22:23,847 --> 00:22:26,351 You know, I called to just, you know... 386 00:22:26,384 --> 00:22:28,320 Yeah? 387 00:22:28,354 --> 00:22:30,555 -Remember those space rocks? -What? 388 00:22:30,587 --> 00:22:31,691 We found a meteorite, a space rock. 389 00:22:31,723 --> 00:22:32,791 We found it all by ourselves. 390 00:22:32,825 --> 00:22:33,824 I mean myself. I found it. 391 00:22:33,857 --> 00:22:35,894 Well... 392 00:22:37,962 --> 00:22:40,732 -Good. -Yeah I... 393 00:22:40,766 --> 00:22:42,067 I... I... I, wanted to know 394 00:22:42,101 --> 00:22:43,636 if maybe we could stop by and, you know, 395 00:22:43,669 --> 00:22:45,371 you could take a look at it and, you know, 396 00:22:45,403 --> 00:22:48,840 just kind of give... give us your expert opinion on it. 397 00:22:50,709 --> 00:22:51,710 Now? 398 00:22:51,744 --> 00:22:53,614 Sure? 399 00:22:55,814 --> 00:22:58,651 Hell, I'm already awake, so... 400 00:22:58,683 --> 00:23:00,086 meteors! 401 00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:01,587 It's one way to start the day. 402 00:23:05,392 --> 00:23:07,727 -Are you still there? -Yeah, yeah, still here. 403 00:23:07,759 --> 00:23:10,596 Still here, always here for you. 404 00:23:10,630 --> 00:23:16,003 All right, let me give you my address. 405 00:23:23,143 --> 00:23:25,578 God. 406 00:23:32,852 --> 00:23:35,855 Well, what crawled up your butt and made you so happy this morning? 407 00:23:35,888 --> 00:23:37,657 I just made a phone call. 408 00:23:37,691 --> 00:23:38,892 About the rock? 409 00:23:38,924 --> 00:23:40,160 Yeah, you could say that. 410 00:23:41,961 --> 00:23:43,431 Your phone got GPS? 411 00:23:43,463 --> 00:23:45,398 Can I use this? I'm gonna use this. 412 00:23:45,432 --> 00:23:47,167 Yes, go for it. 413 00:23:47,201 --> 00:23:48,468 So where are we headed? 414 00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:50,471 Candice's. 415 00:23:50,503 --> 00:23:52,706 No shit. How'd that happen? 416 00:23:52,740 --> 00:23:54,075 Just lucky, I guess. 417 00:23:54,107 --> 00:23:55,041 How do I look? 418 00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:57,644 -Good. -Yeah? 419 00:23:57,677 --> 00:23:59,880 Yeah, yeah, you look lively. 420 00:24:02,081 --> 00:24:03,083 -All right. -Sure. 421 00:24:03,116 --> 00:24:04,918 I can do lively. Yeah. 422 00:24:19,799 --> 00:24:21,837 Hey, buddy, you smell that? 423 00:24:21,869 --> 00:24:25,839 Something in the... Something in the air? 424 00:24:25,873 --> 00:24:27,509 Yeah, actually. 425 00:24:27,541 --> 00:24:28,711 What is that? 426 00:24:31,178 --> 00:24:34,015 That's the smell of change, my friend. 427 00:24:36,651 --> 00:24:38,053 Lars, I wasn't being serious. 428 00:24:38,086 --> 00:24:39,621 You can't actually smell change. 429 00:24:39,654 --> 00:24:42,490 Jesus. 430 00:24:42,522 --> 00:24:45,226 Come on, man, you look like a dog with your head in the wind right now. 431 00:24:45,260 --> 00:24:46,929 -Stay with me here. -Shut up for a second, okay? 432 00:24:48,629 --> 00:24:49,864 Smells like rotten eggs. 433 00:24:49,897 --> 00:24:52,202 God. 434 00:24:55,538 --> 00:24:57,039 -Shit. -What? 435 00:24:57,071 --> 00:24:58,742 I don't want to smell shit. Roll up your window. 436 00:25:15,090 --> 00:25:16,958 What the... 437 00:25:19,662 --> 00:25:21,798 -What the hell is that thing? -I don't know. 438 00:25:21,830 --> 00:25:25,033 Looks like a goddamn mutant pelican. 439 00:25:25,067 --> 00:25:26,202 Pelican? 440 00:25:26,234 --> 00:25:28,704 Like a bird or something. 441 00:25:28,737 --> 00:25:30,706 Yeah, well, that's one angry goddamn bird. 442 00:25:33,608 --> 00:25:36,546 Whoaaaaaa. 443 00:25:36,580 --> 00:25:37,547 God damn it. 444 00:25:38,714 --> 00:25:40,082 Jesus Christ! 445 00:25:41,783 --> 00:25:43,220 My god! 446 00:25:51,027 --> 00:25:52,997 Get it off the truck. Get it off! 447 00:26:02,738 --> 00:26:03,939 Get it off. 448 00:26:03,973 --> 00:26:05,242 Shake it loose. Come on. 449 00:26:05,274 --> 00:26:07,078 -My arm! -My god, are you okay? 450 00:26:09,580 --> 00:26:12,049 Come on, get off. 451 00:26:12,081 --> 00:26:13,316 I don't think it likes us very much. 452 00:26:13,349 --> 00:26:14,851 Yeah? 453 00:26:16,352 --> 00:26:19,189 Well, let's see how it likes sudden stops. 454 00:26:26,731 --> 00:26:27,998 My baby. 455 00:26:28,031 --> 00:26:29,701 He tore up my baby. 456 00:26:31,868 --> 00:26:33,938 Shit, he's still going. He's still going. 457 00:26:33,972 --> 00:26:35,573 Should I turn around? 458 00:26:35,606 --> 00:26:37,309 No, screw that. 459 00:26:37,341 --> 00:26:38,208 Drive. 460 00:26:52,023 --> 00:26:53,158 I think we got it, man! 461 00:26:53,190 --> 00:26:54,959 I think we got it! I think we... 462 00:26:57,195 --> 00:27:00,264 We got it! 463 00:27:00,298 --> 00:27:03,068 -My baby. My baby. -My God. My God. 464 00:27:03,100 --> 00:27:04,670 What did he do to you? 465 00:27:07,672 --> 00:27:10,375 My truck was fine before today, Jonas. 466 00:27:10,409 --> 00:27:12,010 Sorry. 467 00:27:25,389 --> 00:27:27,860 Hold your horses. I'm coming. 468 00:27:32,430 --> 00:27:33,665 Val? 469 00:27:33,698 --> 00:27:35,968 Mornin', roomie. 470 00:27:39,971 --> 00:27:42,941 Christ, Val, do you have any idea what time it is? 471 00:27:42,975 --> 00:27:44,945 It's saturday morning. Does it matter? 472 00:27:44,977 --> 00:27:46,845 I lost my keys again. 473 00:27:46,879 --> 00:27:49,247 But I had another adventure last night. 474 00:27:49,281 --> 00:27:51,685 What was his name? 475 00:27:51,718 --> 00:27:53,886 Rodriguez. 476 00:27:54,888 --> 00:27:56,422 Val, I work in a bar 477 00:27:56,455 --> 00:27:58,058 and I don't drink as much as you do. 478 00:27:58,091 --> 00:28:00,159 It is not my fault that you don't know 479 00:28:00,191 --> 00:28:02,261 how to relax or get shit-faced for free. 480 00:28:02,295 --> 00:28:04,430 Well, sorry I'm never in the mood to be felt up 481 00:28:04,464 --> 00:28:07,833 by some douche bag just to get some cheap drinks. 482 00:28:07,866 --> 00:28:09,235 Don't knock it until you try it. 483 00:28:10,804 --> 00:28:12,738 Speaking of knocking. 484 00:28:12,772 --> 00:28:14,207 Excuse me, I have a date. 485 00:28:14,239 --> 00:28:16,142 On saturday morning? 486 00:28:16,176 --> 00:28:18,278 God, you're such a prude! 487 00:28:20,013 --> 00:28:21,782 Well, good morning, Cand-ass. 488 00:28:21,814 --> 00:28:22,950 Hi, Vince. 489 00:28:22,982 --> 00:28:25,017 Is Valerie here? 490 00:28:25,051 --> 00:28:27,121 She just got in. 491 00:28:35,296 --> 00:28:36,929 That's your date? 492 00:28:36,962 --> 00:28:38,197 Shut up. 493 00:28:38,230 --> 00:28:40,733 Valerie, my little concubine. 494 00:28:40,766 --> 00:28:42,303 Hi, Vincey. 495 00:28:42,335 --> 00:28:45,238 Now, Valerie, don't start playing hard to get. 496 00:28:45,271 --> 00:28:46,840 Vince, once a month. 497 00:28:46,872 --> 00:28:48,910 That's as easy as it gets for you. 498 00:28:48,942 --> 00:28:50,443 Well, that's why I'm here, actually. 499 00:28:50,477 --> 00:28:53,180 I wanted to renegotiate your lease. 500 00:28:53,213 --> 00:28:55,950 I was thinking, twice a month. 501 00:28:55,982 --> 00:28:58,418 Are you sure you could even last that long? 502 00:28:58,451 --> 00:29:01,488 Vince, can you please go perv up our apartment some other time? 503 00:29:01,521 --> 00:29:03,290 I'm waiting for a friend to arrive. 504 00:29:03,324 --> 00:29:04,325 She's got a date. 505 00:29:04,357 --> 00:29:07,195 On a saturday morning? 506 00:29:07,229 --> 00:29:09,229 God, you're a prude, ain't ya? 507 00:29:09,263 --> 00:29:11,232 Val, you really got to get this one laid. 508 00:29:11,265 --> 00:29:13,134 That's what I've been saying. 509 00:29:23,077 --> 00:29:26,749 All right, I'm going. 510 00:29:26,781 --> 00:29:28,348 But think about my offer, Val. 511 00:29:28,382 --> 00:29:31,787 I'll even throw in free utilities. 512 00:29:36,557 --> 00:29:39,827 And if you ever want to make alternate payments, 513 00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:42,464 I'm always open to suggestions. 514 00:29:42,497 --> 00:29:45,133 I suggest you leave. 515 00:29:55,110 --> 00:29:58,247 If you want to "renegotiate your lease." 516 00:29:58,279 --> 00:30:01,084 You are unbelievable. 517 00:30:01,116 --> 00:30:02,884 I'm extraordinary. 518 00:30:02,918 --> 00:30:04,320 That's one word for it. 519 00:30:04,353 --> 00:30:06,389 I really need a shower. 520 00:30:06,422 --> 00:30:08,556 I can't believe you're still sleeping with our landlord. 521 00:30:08,589 --> 00:30:11,560 Well, I can't believe that you're still paying for rent. 522 00:30:11,594 --> 00:30:13,296 Barely. 523 00:30:15,964 --> 00:30:17,866 Christ! 524 00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:20,136 -What else do you want? -Hey, how's it going? 525 00:30:20,169 --> 00:30:22,138 Hey, we got attacked by a bird on the way over. 526 00:30:22,171 --> 00:30:23,972 It was a really big one. 527 00:30:24,006 --> 00:30:25,942 I think it was some kind of a mutant... 528 00:30:25,974 --> 00:30:28,444 Some kind of a mutant bird, really freaked us out. 529 00:30:28,478 --> 00:30:30,580 All right, look, this thing's kind of heavy, okay? 530 00:30:30,613 --> 00:30:32,215 This pansy's afraid of elevators. 531 00:30:32,248 --> 00:30:34,017 You live on the tenth floor. 532 00:30:34,049 --> 00:30:35,351 Can we come in, please? 533 00:30:35,385 --> 00:30:38,122 Yeah. 534 00:30:38,154 --> 00:30:41,259 -Okay, thanks. -Hi. 535 00:30:54,471 --> 00:30:57,141 -Don't move. -All right. 536 00:30:57,174 --> 00:30:59,276 You need to stop moving and dancing in your seat. 537 00:30:59,308 --> 00:31:00,578 Okay, okay. 538 00:31:00,610 --> 00:31:03,079 Now you're just wriggling. Stop it. 539 00:31:05,281 --> 00:31:07,885 You said a bird attacked you? 540 00:31:07,917 --> 00:31:09,454 Yeah, I mean, that's what they look like. 541 00:31:09,486 --> 00:31:11,222 Tell you what, though: they're way less friendlier 542 00:31:11,254 --> 00:31:13,924 than they are on the Discover Channel. 543 00:31:13,956 --> 00:31:15,392 We totally badassed it, though. 544 00:31:15,425 --> 00:31:17,126 KO'd that son of a bitch. 545 00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:19,030 Knocked him right on his ass. Boom. 546 00:31:20,631 --> 00:31:22,267 And how did you slay 547 00:31:22,300 --> 00:31:25,436 this mighty beast, O brave knight? 548 00:31:25,470 --> 00:31:27,203 I ain't no knight. 549 00:31:27,237 --> 00:31:29,140 But, you know, at one point, he's right on top of us, 550 00:31:29,173 --> 00:31:30,274 and then, bam, I hit the brakes. 551 00:31:30,307 --> 00:31:32,243 Sucker must've flew 50 feet. 552 00:31:32,277 --> 00:31:34,412 Saved both our asses. 553 00:31:34,444 --> 00:31:35,946 What? I did! 554 00:31:35,980 --> 00:31:37,482 I did. Go ahead, ask Lars. 555 00:31:37,514 --> 00:31:39,917 -Please don't. -Sounds dangerous. 556 00:31:39,951 --> 00:31:42,521 You getting into the monster slaying business now? 557 00:31:44,953 --> 00:31:46,023 I'm kidding. 558 00:31:49,092 --> 00:31:50,628 I'm glad you're okay. 559 00:31:53,165 --> 00:31:54,933 You know, you're cute when you blush. 560 00:31:54,965 --> 00:32:00,238 And last night, we... I mean Jonas 561 00:32:00,272 --> 00:32:02,374 found this. 562 00:32:02,406 --> 00:32:04,275 What is that? 563 00:32:04,309 --> 00:32:07,445 Only the biggest damn payday you've ever seen. 564 00:32:13,051 --> 00:32:14,252 It's warm. 565 00:32:14,284 --> 00:32:15,620 Yeah, it's been sitting 566 00:32:15,654 --> 00:32:17,956 in the back of my truck all morning. 567 00:32:17,989 --> 00:32:19,458 I've never seen anything like it. 568 00:32:19,491 --> 00:32:21,627 Yeah, I don't think anyone has. 569 00:32:21,659 --> 00:32:24,095 Thing fell out of the sky last night. 570 00:32:24,128 --> 00:32:26,098 I fished it out of the desert. 571 00:32:26,130 --> 00:32:27,499 Dude, what? 572 00:32:27,532 --> 00:32:29,234 It's bad enough you have us bring it to her. 573 00:32:29,268 --> 00:32:32,038 Now you're gonna tell her where to find more? 574 00:32:32,070 --> 00:32:34,340 She ain't interested in the money. 575 00:32:36,008 --> 00:32:38,411 Besides, she thinks I'm cute, man, come on. 576 00:32:38,444 --> 00:32:40,446 I want 20%. 577 00:32:40,479 --> 00:32:41,680 God damn it. 578 00:32:41,714 --> 00:32:43,449 Jonas, you're about as dumb 579 00:32:43,483 --> 00:32:45,417 as a bowling ball when it comes to women. 580 00:32:47,286 --> 00:32:48,486 What for? 581 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:49,990 Call it a finder's fee. 582 00:32:50,023 --> 00:32:52,191 Okay. But you didn't find it. 583 00:32:52,224 --> 00:32:53,592 And you wouldn't have if I hadn't 584 00:32:53,626 --> 00:32:56,096 have told Jonas it was worth looking for. 585 00:32:56,129 --> 00:32:58,964 Really? 586 00:32:58,998 --> 00:33:01,167 All right, fine, 20%... 587 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:02,201 Out of his share. 588 00:33:04,204 --> 00:33:05,539 Wait, wait, wait. 589 00:33:05,571 --> 00:33:06,639 Wait a minute. That ain't fair. 590 00:33:06,673 --> 00:33:07,741 That ain't fair, really? 591 00:33:07,773 --> 00:33:09,008 What's the count at now? 592 00:33:09,042 --> 00:33:10,343 How much money do you owe me? 593 00:33:12,244 --> 00:33:14,414 -Twenty percent. -Deal. 594 00:33:14,446 --> 00:33:16,282 Let me call my cousin. She works at the museum. 595 00:33:19,052 --> 00:33:20,721 What about that damn bird? 596 00:33:20,754 --> 00:33:22,121 What about it? 597 00:33:22,155 --> 00:33:23,991 It's dead. You killed it. 598 00:33:24,023 --> 00:33:25,993 Exactly! You owe me your life for that. 599 00:33:26,025 --> 00:33:29,095 And don't think that's worth any less than what I owe you. 600 00:33:31,098 --> 00:33:32,299 All right, fine. 601 00:33:32,331 --> 00:33:34,401 Ten percent from each of our shares. 602 00:33:34,435 --> 00:33:36,168 Does that work? 603 00:33:36,202 --> 00:33:37,572 Deal. 604 00:33:37,604 --> 00:33:39,138 But I don't want to hear any more about 605 00:33:39,171 --> 00:33:42,075 that "lazy son of a bitch Jonas" ever again. 606 00:33:42,109 --> 00:33:43,410 All right, all right, all right. 607 00:33:43,444 --> 00:33:45,380 I admit it. You did good here. 608 00:33:45,412 --> 00:33:47,381 And you even managed to call her. 609 00:33:47,415 --> 00:33:50,151 Guess you just needed a push in the right direction. 610 00:33:50,184 --> 00:33:51,319 Thank you. 611 00:33:51,351 --> 00:33:53,521 Doesn't make you less lazy. 612 00:33:55,590 --> 00:33:57,392 Just more respectable. 613 00:33:57,425 --> 00:33:59,327 I like respectable. 614 00:34:00,494 --> 00:34:02,197 Guys. 615 00:34:02,229 --> 00:34:03,630 Something's wrong. 616 00:34:06,566 --> 00:34:08,336 My God. 617 00:34:19,314 --> 00:34:21,584 Maybe we shouldn't be so close to these windows. 618 00:34:25,854 --> 00:34:27,322 Dude, dude, dude, dude, I'm getting the feeling 619 00:34:27,354 --> 00:34:28,289 this one's staring at me. 620 00:34:28,322 --> 00:34:29,557 Is that weird? 621 00:34:44,405 --> 00:34:46,075 Can, I'm taking your shorts again. 622 00:34:46,109 --> 00:34:47,642 Valerie, shut up for once. 623 00:34:47,675 --> 00:34:49,445 You're taking them again? 624 00:35:07,864 --> 00:35:09,265 We got to distract it. 625 00:35:09,297 --> 00:35:10,399 How? 626 00:35:13,569 --> 00:35:15,739 Lars. Lars. 627 00:35:18,207 --> 00:35:19,342 Your lighter. 628 00:35:22,879 --> 00:35:24,247 Toss me your lighter. 629 00:35:24,279 --> 00:35:25,147 What are you doing? 630 00:35:31,154 --> 00:35:32,155 Trust me. 631 00:35:33,423 --> 00:35:35,358 Hey, hey there, Big Bird. 632 00:35:37,926 --> 00:35:39,429 Take it easy now. 633 00:35:39,463 --> 00:35:41,132 No need to go all Cookie Monster on us. 634 00:35:45,334 --> 00:35:46,403 Run. 635 00:35:48,437 --> 00:35:49,307 Run! 636 00:35:55,278 --> 00:35:56,479 Got him. 637 00:35:56,512 --> 00:35:58,415 Come on! Let's get out of here! 638 00:35:59,816 --> 00:36:01,253 Did you see that shit? 639 00:36:01,285 --> 00:36:02,585 I did that. I did that. 640 00:36:02,619 --> 00:36:03,921 My truck's in the alley. Let's go! 641 00:36:03,954 --> 00:36:06,791 -The elevators! -God, not the elevator. 642 00:36:08,258 --> 00:36:09,392 You know it's not gonna get here 643 00:36:09,425 --> 00:36:11,262 any faster if you keep doing that. 644 00:36:11,296 --> 00:36:12,429 Would you stop that? 645 00:36:12,461 --> 00:36:13,530 We're not taking the stairs. 646 00:36:13,563 --> 00:36:15,565 We're all sticking together. 647 00:36:17,634 --> 00:36:18,735 This elevator sucks. 648 00:36:18,769 --> 00:36:20,538 Blame the landlord. 649 00:36:20,571 --> 00:36:22,773 What the hell is all this noise? 650 00:36:22,806 --> 00:36:24,676 Who the hell are you? 651 00:36:24,709 --> 00:36:26,578 Who am I? 652 00:36:26,611 --> 00:36:29,948 I'm the building manager. That's who I am, sonny Jim. 653 00:36:29,980 --> 00:36:31,950 Who the hell are you, Huckleberry Finn? 654 00:36:31,982 --> 00:36:35,652 We... we were just on our way out, sir. 655 00:36:35,686 --> 00:36:36,922 What's that smell? 656 00:36:38,723 --> 00:36:40,425 You've been smoking in that apartment again. 657 00:36:40,457 --> 00:36:42,493 -Haven't you? -With the... 658 00:36:42,526 --> 00:36:44,395 I told you before, it's grounds for eviction. 659 00:36:44,428 --> 00:36:45,697 Give me five minutes. 660 00:36:45,730 --> 00:36:47,398 I'll do the paperwork right now. 661 00:36:47,432 --> 00:36:48,902 Turn! Turn! 662 00:36:54,504 --> 00:36:55,907 Go, go, go! 663 00:36:55,939 --> 00:36:57,375 God. God. 664 00:37:10,822 --> 00:37:12,791 So... so that guy was... 665 00:37:12,824 --> 00:37:14,326 An asshole. 666 00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:15,628 And you are? 667 00:37:15,661 --> 00:37:18,264 -Valerie, my roommate. -Okay, okay. 668 00:37:18,297 --> 00:37:20,465 This is exactly how I wanted to spend my weekend. 669 00:37:20,498 --> 00:37:22,634 -Right. -You're telling me. 670 00:37:22,668 --> 00:37:24,637 You gonna be okay? 671 00:37:24,670 --> 00:37:26,240 Shit. 672 00:37:27,373 --> 00:37:29,443 How am I gonna pay my rent now? 673 00:37:31,309 --> 00:37:32,879 What? 674 00:37:35,948 --> 00:37:38,016 No! No! 675 00:37:38,050 --> 00:37:39,787 Out the back! Out the back! 676 00:37:46,459 --> 00:37:48,828 -There it is! -I missed it. 677 00:37:52,064 --> 00:37:53,699 My truck! 678 00:37:53,731 --> 00:37:55,669 -Our truck! -We'll take my car. 679 00:37:55,702 --> 00:37:56,803 Come on! Let's go! 680 00:37:56,836 --> 00:37:58,772 -Bitch. -Come on, dude. 681 00:37:58,805 --> 00:38:00,741 -Come on! -Bastard! 682 00:38:04,343 --> 00:38:06,445 You guys, my car is on the other side of the garage. 683 00:38:06,479 --> 00:38:07,848 I'm gonna kill them. 684 00:38:07,881 --> 00:38:09,415 I'm gonna kill all those freaking birds. 685 00:38:09,448 --> 00:38:10,883 They're not birds. They're lizards. 686 00:38:10,917 --> 00:38:12,986 Val, hurry up! 687 00:38:13,019 --> 00:38:14,921 -Lizards, like toads? -I'm gonna kill them. 688 00:38:14,953 --> 00:38:16,357 I'm gonna kill all those freaking lizards. 689 00:38:16,389 --> 00:38:17,823 Toads aren't lizards. 690 00:38:17,856 --> 00:38:19,059 Didn't you guys ever learn that in school? 691 00:38:19,091 --> 00:38:20,860 Hey, I went to school. 692 00:38:20,894 --> 00:38:22,462 Mostly. 693 00:38:22,496 --> 00:38:24,330 Lizards, like dinosaurs. 694 00:38:24,363 --> 00:38:25,899 I'm gonna kill all these freakin' dinosaurs. 695 00:38:25,933 --> 00:38:27,435 Dinosaurs died out, like, a million years ago. 696 00:38:27,467 --> 00:38:28,669 That's impossible. 697 00:38:28,702 --> 00:38:30,038 I used to love them as a kid. 698 00:38:30,070 --> 00:38:31,437 They looked so pretty in the drawings. 699 00:38:31,470 --> 00:38:32,806 What kind of dinosaurs are these? 700 00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:34,342 I can't be sure for certain, 701 00:38:34,375 --> 00:38:35,976 but they kind of look like pterodactyls. 702 00:38:36,009 --> 00:38:37,344 Terror-dactyls. 703 00:38:37,378 --> 00:38:38,946 Ptero-dactyl. 704 00:38:38,978 --> 00:38:40,547 Fitting name, at least. 705 00:38:40,581 --> 00:38:42,383 Well, whatever they are, they're everywhere. 706 00:38:42,416 --> 00:38:44,486 -We need to get somewhere safe. -Can't we just kill 'em? 707 00:38:44,519 --> 00:38:45,887 What, with rubbing alcohol and matches? 708 00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:48,021 Because that worked so well last time. 709 00:38:48,054 --> 00:38:50,024 Hey, saved your ass, didn't it? 710 00:38:53,928 --> 00:38:55,329 -I killed one. -With your brakes. 711 00:38:55,362 --> 00:38:56,531 I could do it again. 712 00:38:56,563 --> 00:38:58,032 Look, guys, can we hide back at the bar? 713 00:38:58,066 --> 00:38:59,599 I mean, a drink's always made me feel better. 714 00:38:59,632 --> 00:39:01,102 -What? -No. 715 00:39:01,135 --> 00:39:02,903 We need to go somewhere where we can defend ourselves, 716 00:39:02,936 --> 00:39:06,373 somewhere that they can't easily get into. 717 00:39:06,407 --> 00:39:07,943 You got something in mind? 718 00:39:07,975 --> 00:39:11,513 Yeah, but you're not gonna like it. 719 00:39:16,952 --> 00:39:19,754 Great, it's Mr. Barbecue again, wonderful. 720 00:39:19,787 --> 00:39:22,022 Wherever it is, I'm gonna like it a lot more than here. 721 00:39:22,056 --> 00:39:23,091 Drive. 722 00:39:49,184 --> 00:39:50,853 Christ, it's a madhouse out here! 723 00:39:50,886 --> 00:39:53,722 My God, there are monsters all over Hollywood! 724 00:39:53,755 --> 00:39:55,424 It's not much different than usual, then. 725 00:39:55,458 --> 00:39:57,160 If I said that we've got company, 726 00:39:57,192 --> 00:39:59,095 would that be too clich�? 727 00:40:01,197 --> 00:40:03,032 Candice, you're probably a good driver and all, 728 00:40:03,065 --> 00:40:06,603 but now would be a good time to exceed posted speed limits. 729 00:40:06,636 --> 00:40:07,871 Hold on to something! 730 00:40:15,076 --> 00:40:17,013 -The freeway? -Are you insane? 731 00:40:17,045 --> 00:40:18,480 It's the fastest way. 732 00:40:18,513 --> 00:40:20,048 Yeah, yeah, fastest way to sudden death. 733 00:40:20,081 --> 00:40:22,787 -We have to get downtown. -Why are we taking the freeway? 734 00:40:22,820 --> 00:40:24,087 Why would anyone take the freeway? 735 00:40:24,119 --> 00:40:25,823 Shut up and let me drive! 736 00:40:40,903 --> 00:40:42,472 It's still behind us. 737 00:40:42,506 --> 00:40:43,975 Jesus, just the one? 738 00:40:48,110 --> 00:40:50,480 -Not anymore. -Great, great. 739 00:40:50,514 --> 00:40:52,115 We get stuck here and we're dead. 740 00:41:01,657 --> 00:41:04,094 I am not dying on my day off! 741 00:41:15,072 --> 00:41:16,607 Damn! 742 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:17,674 My God. 743 00:41:20,078 --> 00:41:22,080 My God. My God. 744 00:41:24,214 --> 00:41:25,883 Today was supposed to be a spa day. 745 00:41:25,917 --> 00:41:27,785 -What? -Up here. Up here. 746 00:41:27,819 --> 00:41:29,587 -Take the next exit. -Jonas, shut up. 747 00:41:29,620 --> 00:41:31,489 All right, Candice, you stay on this road. 748 00:41:31,522 --> 00:41:33,057 Do I get a say in any of this? 749 00:41:33,091 --> 00:41:34,227 No! 750 00:41:34,260 --> 00:41:35,727 But if you want to start praying, 751 00:41:35,759 --> 00:41:37,062 now would be a good time. 752 00:41:51,676 --> 00:41:53,512 -Candice, do you mind? -What are you doing? 753 00:41:53,546 --> 00:41:55,214 No! Yes, do it! Do it! 754 00:42:03,822 --> 00:42:05,257 No, they're coming back! 755 00:42:05,290 --> 00:42:06,593 Everybody get down! 756 00:42:15,233 --> 00:42:16,768 They think we're one of them. 757 00:42:16,802 --> 00:42:17,937 What? 758 00:42:17,970 --> 00:42:19,038 They can't tell that it's dead. 759 00:42:19,070 --> 00:42:20,172 They think we're one of them. 760 00:42:21,875 --> 00:42:22,742 Camouflage. 761 00:42:24,877 --> 00:42:27,613 Well, if we're gonna be attacked by monsters, 762 00:42:27,647 --> 00:42:29,849 I'm sure glad they're dumb as shit. 763 00:42:29,882 --> 00:42:33,286 My God. My God. My God. 764 00:43:12,059 --> 00:43:14,629 This is your idea of safe? 765 00:43:14,661 --> 00:43:17,096 Yeah, do people still get mugged during times of crisis? 766 00:43:17,129 --> 00:43:19,132 No. 767 00:43:19,166 --> 00:43:20,667 Wait, wait. Do they? 768 00:43:20,700 --> 00:43:22,269 Come on. 769 00:43:22,302 --> 00:43:23,870 What? 770 00:43:28,041 --> 00:43:29,977 -Whose place is this? -I don't know, dude. 771 00:43:30,009 --> 00:43:31,278 Let's just say I've been handed this address 772 00:43:31,311 --> 00:43:33,080 enough to know it by heart, 773 00:43:33,114 --> 00:43:34,816 even if I didn't want to. 774 00:43:34,849 --> 00:43:36,184 This isn't a drug dealer's place, right? 775 00:43:36,217 --> 00:43:37,885 No, worse. 776 00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:41,255 -Your boyfriend's? -I don't have one. 777 00:43:41,288 --> 00:43:42,890 -And I wouldn't bring... -What? 778 00:43:44,190 --> 00:43:45,994 The sexy little spitfire from the bar 779 00:43:46,028 --> 00:43:48,262 come to see old Sampson, did ya? 780 00:43:48,295 --> 00:43:50,064 Glad to see ya came to your senses. 781 00:43:50,098 --> 00:43:52,267 And you brought company. 782 00:43:55,402 --> 00:43:59,173 Well, haven't played for that team in quite a while. 783 00:43:59,207 --> 00:44:00,708 Well. 784 00:44:00,740 --> 00:44:02,845 More, the merrier, I always say. 785 00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:07,649 What the fuck is that? 786 00:44:07,681 --> 00:44:10,118 So... 787 00:44:10,151 --> 00:44:12,253 you slew a dragon. 788 00:44:12,287 --> 00:44:13,955 It's not a dragon. 789 00:44:13,988 --> 00:44:15,723 It's a pterodactyl. 790 00:44:15,756 --> 00:44:17,091 Ptero-what? 791 00:44:17,124 --> 00:44:19,194 Is that scientific for dragon? 792 00:44:20,762 --> 00:44:21,997 No. 793 00:44:24,232 --> 00:44:26,035 The great hunter. 794 00:44:26,068 --> 00:44:28,403 Yeah. Surprised? 795 00:44:29,403 --> 00:44:31,106 Are you sure it's dead? 796 00:44:31,138 --> 00:44:32,774 It's dead, all right. 797 00:44:32,807 --> 00:44:34,976 That's the second one I've killed today. 798 00:44:38,345 --> 00:44:39,849 It is now. 799 00:44:41,883 --> 00:44:44,953 What are ancient flying reptiles 800 00:44:44,986 --> 00:44:47,824 doing in Los Angeles of all places? 801 00:44:51,326 --> 00:44:55,165 I used to do this guy who did promotions for movies. 802 00:44:55,197 --> 00:44:57,701 Maybe it's something like that. Yeah? 803 00:44:57,733 --> 00:45:03,840 They've been dead for over 65 million years! 804 00:45:03,873 --> 00:45:05,708 And how do you know all this? 805 00:45:05,741 --> 00:45:06,875 I read. 806 00:45:06,909 --> 00:45:08,744 You know, books. 807 00:45:08,777 --> 00:45:10,746 She's kind of a nerd. 808 00:45:10,779 --> 00:45:12,982 Nerds. 809 00:45:13,014 --> 00:45:16,920 I used to shove nerds into lockers in high school, 810 00:45:16,953 --> 00:45:20,791 trunks in cars, toilets, walls, concrete floors. 811 00:45:20,823 --> 00:45:22,424 You name it. 812 00:45:22,458 --> 00:45:24,028 How am I a nerd? 813 00:45:24,060 --> 00:45:26,228 Come on, you take over the DVR 814 00:45:26,262 --> 00:45:28,265 with your Discovery Channel crap. 815 00:45:28,298 --> 00:45:29,934 I-I kind of like nerds. 816 00:45:29,966 --> 00:45:31,801 And you boil leaves in your coffee. 817 00:45:31,834 --> 00:45:34,271 -It's really weird. -It's called a French press. 818 00:45:34,303 --> 00:45:36,173 Val, I taught you how to use it last week. 819 00:45:36,205 --> 00:45:39,109 -It's still weird. -I'm weird? What about you? 820 00:45:39,142 --> 00:45:41,478 You drink vodka first thing every morning. 821 00:45:41,512 --> 00:45:42,879 Hey, I drink it with orange juice. 822 00:45:42,912 --> 00:45:46,249 All right, enough! Look. 823 00:45:46,283 --> 00:45:47,785 What I want to know is, 824 00:45:47,818 --> 00:45:49,153 where the hell is the damn military? 825 00:45:49,185 --> 00:45:51,287 -Yeah. -You know, the tanks, the jets. 826 00:45:51,321 --> 00:45:53,190 All that crap our taxes pay for. 827 00:45:53,222 --> 00:45:55,992 That right there, I just might have an answer for ya. 828 00:46:03,934 --> 00:46:05,804 That looks like military. 829 00:46:05,837 --> 00:46:07,438 Where the hell did you dig that up? 830 00:46:07,471 --> 00:46:09,473 Well, let's just say when I left the marines, 831 00:46:09,507 --> 00:46:12,277 I took a few souvenirs. 832 00:46:12,310 --> 00:46:15,880 Yeah, speaking of which, how did you leave the marines? 833 00:46:15,913 --> 00:46:17,782 Well, you know how alcohol explodes 834 00:46:17,815 --> 00:46:20,484 when it's stored next to gasoline? 835 00:46:20,518 --> 00:46:22,954 No. 836 00:46:22,987 --> 00:46:25,357 Well, it does. Quite a lot. 837 00:46:25,389 --> 00:46:28,460 Fortunately I've still got some friends at Vandenberg. 838 00:46:28,493 --> 00:46:30,494 Marines never forget their own. 839 00:46:30,527 --> 00:46:32,062 Yeah, this guy's got a lot of friends. 840 00:46:32,096 --> 00:46:33,831 Vandenberg Alpha, this is Lone Hunter. 841 00:46:33,864 --> 00:46:35,167 Do you copy? 842 00:46:35,199 --> 00:46:36,468 You sure that thing still works? 843 00:46:38,469 --> 00:46:41,072 I repeat, Vandenberg Alpha, this is Lone Hunter. 844 00:46:41,105 --> 00:46:42,408 Do you copy? 845 00:46:42,441 --> 00:46:43,842 It's probably not even plugged in. 846 00:46:43,875 --> 00:46:45,977 Please. 847 00:46:46,010 --> 00:46:47,278 Waste of time. 848 00:46:47,311 --> 00:46:49,849 Vandenberg Alpha, this is Lone Hunter. 849 00:46:49,881 --> 00:46:51,517 Do you copy? 850 00:46:51,550 --> 00:46:53,352 Anyone who can get this, we are under attack. 851 00:46:53,385 --> 00:46:54,821 I repeat, we are under attack. 852 00:46:54,854 --> 00:46:56,322 Monsters coming from the sky. 853 00:46:56,354 --> 00:46:58,423 Too many to count. We're getting slaughtered! 854 00:46:58,457 --> 00:47:00,259 Wait. What's that? 855 00:47:01,459 --> 00:47:03,061 It's enormous! 856 00:47:03,095 --> 00:47:05,363 Send everything you've got! Send... 857 00:47:05,396 --> 00:47:06,398 Shit. 858 00:47:11,936 --> 00:47:13,940 This is worse than I thought. 859 00:47:18,910 --> 00:47:21,179 Now I'm sober. 860 00:47:21,213 --> 00:47:23,283 No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 861 00:47:23,315 --> 00:47:25,383 Wait, wait, wait, wait, these things, these things, 862 00:47:25,416 --> 00:47:26,620 they were extinct before, right? 863 00:47:26,652 --> 00:47:27,919 -Yeah. -Okay. 864 00:47:27,952 --> 00:47:29,455 Okay, so all we need to do 865 00:47:29,489 --> 00:47:31,057 is just, you know... We'll figure out 866 00:47:31,090 --> 00:47:32,960 what killed them all off last time, 867 00:47:32,993 --> 00:47:34,593 and, you know, we'll do that again. 868 00:47:34,626 --> 00:47:36,196 -Dude. -Yeah. 869 00:47:36,228 --> 00:47:38,564 Jonas, they were killed 870 00:47:38,598 --> 00:47:43,070 by a giant meteor 65 million years ago. 871 00:47:43,103 --> 00:47:44,637 Am I the only person that knows this? 872 00:47:44,669 --> 00:47:46,540 -What I don't get is... -I'm in science class. 873 00:47:46,573 --> 00:47:49,408 These pterodactyls, right, they just happen to show up now? 874 00:47:49,442 --> 00:47:52,346 Maybe they've been waiting all this time, 875 00:47:52,379 --> 00:47:54,115 just now hatching from their eggs. 876 00:47:54,148 --> 00:47:55,549 I-I don't know. 877 00:47:55,582 --> 00:47:57,584 Yeah, well, how are there so many eggs? 878 00:47:57,617 --> 00:48:00,152 I mean, is there some giant dactyl just laying these things, 879 00:48:00,185 --> 00:48:02,054 like, on a big conveyor belt, you know? 880 00:48:02,087 --> 00:48:05,958 But here's the other question. How are they making eggs? 881 00:48:05,991 --> 00:48:08,394 Good question! Nobody's yelling at him. 882 00:48:08,428 --> 00:48:11,398 Maybe you're just all wrong. 883 00:48:13,566 --> 00:48:15,902 Maybe your ancient massive meteor 884 00:48:15,935 --> 00:48:18,205 didn't kill 'em after all. 885 00:48:18,238 --> 00:48:19,974 Maybe it just flung 'em 886 00:48:20,006 --> 00:48:23,644 out into the cold, dark infinite of space. 887 00:48:23,677 --> 00:48:26,513 And that's where they stayed. 888 00:48:26,546 --> 00:48:30,251 Circling around in the void, biding their time. 889 00:48:30,284 --> 00:48:33,421 Getting more and more pissed off. 890 00:48:35,223 --> 00:48:38,227 And now they've returned with a vengeance. 891 00:48:40,427 --> 00:48:44,399 Maybe they just want their home back. 892 00:48:44,433 --> 00:48:47,401 Our home. 893 00:48:47,434 --> 00:48:50,537 Maybe what they really want is our freedom. 894 00:48:53,106 --> 00:48:56,979 Maybe they're just itching for a fight! 895 00:49:02,584 --> 00:49:04,986 Yeah. 896 00:49:05,020 --> 00:49:08,524 Okay, okay, so, assuming nobody here 897 00:49:08,556 --> 00:49:12,560 in this room has a giant meteorite somewhere, 898 00:49:12,593 --> 00:49:16,165 what's plan B? 899 00:49:18,632 --> 00:49:20,303 Bullets. 900 00:49:29,045 --> 00:49:30,279 Yes! 901 00:49:30,312 --> 00:49:31,748 Dude, it looks like Rambo in there. 902 00:49:31,780 --> 00:49:33,248 Guns. 903 00:49:33,281 --> 00:49:36,019 Freedom you can hold in your hand. 904 00:49:36,052 --> 00:49:38,254 Is that a bomb? 905 00:49:38,286 --> 00:49:39,321 Yeah. 906 00:49:39,355 --> 00:49:41,358 Forgot I even had that thing. 907 00:49:41,391 --> 00:49:44,193 Parting gift from an old girlfriend. 908 00:49:44,226 --> 00:49:46,362 Navy SEAL, sweet lass. 909 00:49:46,396 --> 00:49:48,664 Sweet ass too. 910 00:49:48,697 --> 00:49:50,566 Isn't that dangerous? 911 00:49:50,599 --> 00:49:52,001 Yeah. 912 00:49:52,034 --> 00:49:53,235 Never sleep with a woman 913 00:49:53,269 --> 00:49:55,005 who has a shiv in her bra. 914 00:49:55,037 --> 00:49:57,639 Hey. 915 00:49:57,673 --> 00:49:59,209 Those'll cost you, sweet cheeks. 916 00:49:59,242 --> 00:50:02,211 What was all that BS about freedom just now? 917 00:50:02,244 --> 00:50:04,748 Well, freedom's free. The guns ain't. 918 00:50:06,649 --> 00:50:09,386 Does it look like we grabbed cash this morning? 919 00:50:09,419 --> 00:50:11,153 How are we supposed to pay you? 920 00:50:19,595 --> 00:50:21,497 -No way. -Dude, dude. 921 00:50:21,530 --> 00:50:22,466 We divided this up enough. 922 00:50:22,499 --> 00:50:24,768 Dude, Lars, 923 00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:26,236 we need weapons. 924 00:50:26,270 --> 00:50:29,240 Yeah, and I need a new truck. 925 00:50:29,272 --> 00:50:30,341 Just don't... 926 00:50:30,374 --> 00:50:31,609 Truck, weapons. 927 00:50:31,642 --> 00:50:33,310 All right, fine. 928 00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:39,082 What do you want? 929 00:50:39,116 --> 00:50:40,685 I want the dragon. 930 00:50:40,717 --> 00:50:41,618 The pterodactyl? 931 00:50:41,651 --> 00:50:42,619 Yeah. 932 00:50:42,653 --> 00:50:44,121 You didn't kill it. 933 00:50:44,154 --> 00:50:46,556 So? And Columbus didn't discover America. 934 00:50:46,589 --> 00:50:49,059 -Pfft! -Dude, come on. 935 00:50:49,093 --> 00:50:51,462 Do we have a deal? 936 00:50:51,495 --> 00:50:53,164 -Seriously? -Who cares? 937 00:50:53,197 --> 00:50:54,699 Jonas, yeah. 938 00:50:59,368 --> 00:51:02,039 Now, who's gonna help me move this thing? 939 00:51:15,487 --> 00:51:17,255 You ever fire one of these? 940 00:51:17,288 --> 00:51:19,257 Only when I was a kid. 941 00:51:19,289 --> 00:51:20,558 You? 942 00:51:20,592 --> 00:51:23,095 No, Mom didn't believe in guns. 943 00:51:23,128 --> 00:51:25,264 Said I could build my own, though. 944 00:51:25,296 --> 00:51:27,699 -Did you? -Yeah. 945 00:51:27,733 --> 00:51:30,601 Turns out dried cow shit makes great gunpowder. 946 00:51:30,634 --> 00:51:32,770 Nice. 947 00:51:32,804 --> 00:51:36,575 That just might be a little bit too dangerous for a... 948 00:51:36,608 --> 00:51:38,144 What? A woman? 949 00:51:45,782 --> 00:51:47,819 What other surprises you hiding? 950 00:51:47,852 --> 00:51:49,520 I wasn't always a bartender. 951 00:51:49,554 --> 00:51:51,491 Do tell. 952 00:51:51,524 --> 00:51:55,560 Maybe later when there aren't man-eating reptile everywhere! 953 00:51:55,593 --> 00:51:59,232 Yeah? Yeah. 954 00:51:59,266 --> 00:52:01,234 I think I need to teach you how to hold a gun. 955 00:52:03,301 --> 00:52:04,604 Or shoot one. 956 00:52:07,439 --> 00:52:10,408 -The hell no. -Hey! 957 00:52:10,441 --> 00:52:12,411 Val, in this case, I think it might be 958 00:52:12,444 --> 00:52:14,646 too dangerous for a woman to have a gun. 959 00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:16,348 Fine. 960 00:52:16,381 --> 00:52:18,718 Then I'll just go find my own weapon, 961 00:52:18,752 --> 00:52:21,822 like a sword 962 00:52:21,855 --> 00:52:23,455 or some scissors. 963 00:52:35,335 --> 00:52:36,203 Got it. 964 00:52:48,781 --> 00:52:51,951 All right, so this is the tricky part. 965 00:52:51,985 --> 00:52:56,491 Once this mainspring is in, sits right there, 966 00:52:56,524 --> 00:52:59,360 then this can slide the rest of the way. 967 00:52:59,392 --> 00:53:01,360 See here? 968 00:53:01,393 --> 00:53:04,363 You're really good with your hands. 969 00:53:04,397 --> 00:53:06,233 I'm sorry. Sorry... 970 00:53:14,473 --> 00:53:17,344 Scary day, right? 971 00:53:17,378 --> 00:53:18,912 Nah. 972 00:53:18,945 --> 00:53:20,214 They're just big animals. 973 00:53:20,247 --> 00:53:21,883 You know, just teeth and claws. 974 00:53:21,916 --> 00:53:24,219 Nothing really to be afraid of. 975 00:53:24,251 --> 00:53:27,255 They've killed thousands of people. 976 00:53:27,288 --> 00:53:28,388 Right, exactly. 977 00:53:28,421 --> 00:53:31,458 So we need to even the score. 978 00:53:34,595 --> 00:53:37,366 Nothing fazes you, does it? 979 00:53:37,399 --> 00:53:39,434 Nope, nothing... nothing at all. 980 00:53:41,702 --> 00:53:43,304 Really. 981 00:53:43,337 --> 00:53:44,406 All right. 982 00:53:45,805 --> 00:53:47,409 Try sliding that in. 983 00:53:49,511 --> 00:53:50,413 Okay. 984 00:53:56,685 --> 00:53:57,652 Like this? 985 00:54:00,688 --> 00:54:02,658 Dang it. Sorry. Sorry. 986 00:54:02,690 --> 00:54:04,592 Brave monster slayer? 987 00:54:04,625 --> 00:54:07,896 Yeah, well, monsters are easy. 988 00:54:07,930 --> 00:54:12,034 And women are complicated? 989 00:54:12,067 --> 00:54:16,038 Look, I just... I suck at sweeping women off their feet. 990 00:54:16,071 --> 00:54:18,774 We don't want to be swept off of our feet. 991 00:54:18,806 --> 00:54:21,577 We want someone who can keep us on our feet. 992 00:54:21,610 --> 00:54:24,847 Yeah, well, not every woman is like you. 993 00:54:27,650 --> 00:54:29,819 Sounds like it's getting personal. 994 00:54:31,421 --> 00:54:33,023 You know, I keep getting told 995 00:54:33,055 --> 00:54:37,427 that I just don't get personal enough. 996 00:54:38,427 --> 00:54:39,895 Damn it. 997 00:54:39,929 --> 00:54:40,930 Here. 998 00:54:44,901 --> 00:54:47,671 You know, when I was a little girl, 999 00:54:47,704 --> 00:54:50,939 I kept being afraid of monsters in my closet. 1000 00:54:50,972 --> 00:54:52,941 Couldn't get out of bed, 1001 00:54:52,974 --> 00:54:55,279 go to the bathroom, nothing. 1002 00:54:56,579 --> 00:54:57,914 You go running into your parents' room? 1003 00:54:57,947 --> 00:55:00,583 Nah, my dad wasn't the kind to say, 1004 00:55:00,615 --> 00:55:03,652 "Don't be scared. They ain't real." 1005 00:55:03,686 --> 00:55:07,356 Instead, he'd tell me to toughen up. 1006 00:55:07,389 --> 00:55:08,959 Show 'em how to be scared. 1007 00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:11,496 That work? 1008 00:55:13,061 --> 00:55:14,531 Eventually. 1009 00:55:14,565 --> 00:55:17,768 One day, I just had enough, you know? 1010 00:55:17,801 --> 00:55:19,702 I just marched right up to that closet, 1011 00:55:19,735 --> 00:55:24,541 opened the door, and saw there was nothing there. 1012 00:55:24,574 --> 00:55:27,044 I was afraid of nothing. 1013 00:55:28,911 --> 00:55:31,015 I just needed to face it and figure it out. 1014 00:55:32,582 --> 00:55:34,517 Your dad sounds pretty smart. 1015 00:55:34,551 --> 00:55:35,652 Yeah. 1016 00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:39,891 He also gave me a nine-millimeter 1017 00:55:39,923 --> 00:55:42,827 for my tenth birthday. 1018 00:55:42,860 --> 00:55:45,062 So that definitely helped too. 1019 00:55:46,398 --> 00:55:48,534 Dad was big on self-reliance. 1020 00:55:52,836 --> 00:55:54,104 Could I try again? 1021 00:56:07,017 --> 00:56:08,720 Ain't so scary now. 1022 00:56:12,757 --> 00:56:13,926 That was good. 1023 00:56:15,827 --> 00:56:16,696 You got it. 1024 00:56:24,136 --> 00:56:26,004 Is anyone there? 1025 00:56:26,036 --> 00:56:29,040 No, nada, zip, zilch, nothing! 1026 00:56:30,642 --> 00:56:33,445 It's like end of the world around here. 1027 00:56:35,613 --> 00:56:36,982 You could say that again. 1028 00:56:37,015 --> 00:56:38,951 Almost out of scotch. 1029 00:56:42,654 --> 00:56:45,158 So about the guns... 1030 00:56:45,191 --> 00:56:48,060 Hey, fair trade for fair trade. 1031 00:56:48,093 --> 00:56:50,129 I'm not the government. I'm not a charity. 1032 00:56:50,162 --> 00:56:51,930 I'm military. 1033 00:57:34,507 --> 00:57:37,910 You know, it's times like these 1034 00:57:37,943 --> 00:57:41,883 that really make a girl think about what she wants. 1035 00:57:41,915 --> 00:57:43,851 Yeah, 1036 00:57:45,151 --> 00:57:50,857 And you know what I want 1037 00:57:50,892 --> 00:57:56,530 more than a big strong man to protect me? 1038 00:57:59,798 --> 00:58:04,004 You must have so many guns 1039 00:58:04,037 --> 00:58:08,943 just begging to be used. 1040 00:58:08,975 --> 00:58:15,649 So you think you could loan me just one? 1041 00:58:17,084 --> 00:58:21,055 Yeah, I'm certain we can come up with something. 1042 00:58:21,088 --> 00:58:23,658 So what'll I get, a rifle 1043 00:58:23,691 --> 00:58:25,694 or a pistol 1044 00:58:25,726 --> 00:58:30,064 or a bazooka? 1045 00:58:31,967 --> 00:58:32,969 What's wrong? 1046 00:58:36,903 --> 00:58:38,206 Shit. 1047 00:58:42,143 --> 00:58:43,178 No, no! 1048 00:58:53,922 --> 00:58:56,559 You reptilian asshole. 1049 00:58:56,592 --> 00:59:00,062 I was about to get laid. It's been years. 1050 00:59:00,095 --> 00:59:03,132 It's been years, you son of a bitch! 1051 00:59:03,166 --> 00:59:05,634 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 1052 00:59:05,666 --> 00:59:06,537 Out of the way! 1053 00:59:26,856 --> 00:59:27,924 Shit. 1054 00:59:34,262 --> 00:59:36,732 Maybe Sampson got away. 1055 00:59:36,765 --> 00:59:39,836 You know, he could've survived. 1056 00:59:41,403 --> 00:59:43,072 Here's his flask. 1057 00:59:44,807 --> 00:59:47,779 Shit. 1058 01:00:17,206 --> 01:00:19,176 How did it find us? 1059 01:00:19,208 --> 01:00:20,745 I mean, they're just animals. 1060 01:00:20,777 --> 01:00:21,912 How the hell can something like that 1061 01:00:21,945 --> 01:00:23,313 track us across a whole damn city? 1062 01:00:23,346 --> 01:00:24,916 I don't know. 1063 01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:32,922 Wait a minute. I think I do know. 1064 01:00:32,955 --> 01:00:35,092 It's this thing. 1065 01:00:35,126 --> 01:00:36,226 What do you mean? 1066 01:00:36,259 --> 01:00:37,662 Dude, think about it. 1067 01:00:37,695 --> 01:00:39,129 The minute we picked up this rock, 1068 01:00:39,163 --> 01:00:40,999 those things have been on us like fleas on a dog. 1069 01:00:41,032 --> 01:00:42,833 They want the rock back. 1070 01:00:42,866 --> 01:00:44,269 But that's our cash crop. 1071 01:00:44,302 --> 01:00:45,969 We can't just throw it away, man. 1072 01:00:46,002 --> 01:00:47,738 I mean what about the business? What about your truck? 1073 01:00:47,771 --> 01:00:49,673 It doesn't matter if we're already dead. 1074 01:00:49,706 --> 01:00:51,309 Lars, keep your voice down. 1075 01:00:51,342 --> 01:00:52,743 No, I will not. 1076 01:00:52,775 --> 01:00:54,246 Just think about it for a second. 1077 01:00:54,278 --> 01:00:56,313 This whole damn thing wouldn't have happened 1078 01:00:56,347 --> 01:01:00,017 if Romeo here hadn't talked us into going along 1079 01:01:00,050 --> 01:01:02,220 on this prehistoric joyride through hell. 1080 01:01:03,220 --> 01:01:04,856 Christ, Jonas, I mean, 1081 01:01:04,889 --> 01:01:06,258 people are getting killed over this thing. 1082 01:01:06,291 --> 01:01:07,892 So it's all my fault now. 1083 01:01:07,925 --> 01:01:09,461 Yes, it goddamn is. 1084 01:01:09,495 --> 01:01:11,998 The same as it's been, what, the last dozen times 1085 01:01:12,031 --> 01:01:13,798 I've gone along with one of your schemes? 1086 01:01:13,831 --> 01:01:15,267 -Hey! -Guys... 1087 01:01:15,301 --> 01:01:17,068 Just because you don't want to dream, man, 1088 01:01:17,102 --> 01:01:18,871 don't try to bring me down because I've got one. 1089 01:01:18,904 --> 01:01:21,340 Your dream is my nightmare, okay? 1090 01:01:21,373 --> 01:01:23,076 And this one's gonna end up with us 1091 01:01:23,108 --> 01:01:25,344 up to our necks in prehistoric pigeons! 1092 01:01:26,344 --> 01:01:27,779 Guys! 1093 01:01:27,812 --> 01:01:29,214 Can you work this out some other time? 1094 01:01:37,455 --> 01:01:39,257 Looks like the bullet theory works. 1095 01:01:39,290 --> 01:01:40,826 Jesus. 1096 01:01:40,859 --> 01:01:42,160 How about you guys stow your drama, 1097 01:01:42,194 --> 01:01:43,830 drop your dicks, pick up your guns, 1098 01:01:43,862 --> 01:01:45,931 and kill some reptile? 1099 01:01:53,039 --> 01:01:56,444 Move, move, move, move, move. 1100 01:01:59,311 --> 01:02:01,146 Well, this is a fine mess. 1101 01:02:04,817 --> 01:02:07,786 This is not my fault. 1102 01:02:13,159 --> 01:02:14,126 Yeah? 1103 01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:15,429 Well, this is the kind of thing 1104 01:02:15,461 --> 01:02:17,230 your schemes always get us into. 1105 01:02:17,264 --> 01:02:19,066 My schemes? My schemes? 1106 01:02:22,068 --> 01:02:25,839 When have my schemes ever gotten us into anything like this? 1107 01:02:25,871 --> 01:02:27,475 Guys, will you shut up and shoot something? 1108 01:02:31,978 --> 01:02:33,180 This is crazy! 1109 01:02:33,213 --> 01:02:34,515 They're like a goddamn army! 1110 01:02:48,394 --> 01:02:50,899 Why are you laughing? 1111 01:02:50,931 --> 01:02:52,968 Dude, I just took out, like, four of them. 1112 01:02:54,934 --> 01:02:56,037 Well, keep it up! 1113 01:03:20,862 --> 01:03:22,363 All right! 1114 01:03:22,395 --> 01:03:24,099 We got them on the run! 1115 01:03:33,140 --> 01:03:35,144 Shit. 1116 01:03:41,215 --> 01:03:42,417 Nice shot. 1117 01:03:42,450 --> 01:03:44,420 Goddamn, I'm happy to see you. 1118 01:03:44,452 --> 01:03:47,288 Don't be too happy. I'm all out of bullets. 1119 01:03:47,322 --> 01:03:48,891 Well, shit, let's stock up, then. 1120 01:03:48,924 --> 01:03:50,592 And get the hell out of dodge. 1121 01:03:50,626 --> 01:03:52,395 There's got to be somewhere where these things ain't. 1122 01:03:54,896 --> 01:03:57,032 I locked one in the armory. 1123 01:03:57,065 --> 01:03:59,169 Just one? 1124 01:03:59,202 --> 01:04:00,469 That ain't so bad. 1125 01:04:04,338 --> 01:04:06,108 God damn it. 1126 01:04:19,954 --> 01:04:20,624 You okay? 1127 01:04:22,258 --> 01:04:24,294 What a goddamn horrible day. 1128 01:04:26,129 --> 01:04:27,897 Jesus. 1129 01:04:28,997 --> 01:04:32,034 What? 1130 01:04:32,035 --> 01:04:32,971 Barbecue. 1131 01:04:36,572 --> 01:04:38,407 God, how hard is it to kill this asshole? 1132 01:04:46,349 --> 01:04:47,551 Hey, you oversized iguana! 1133 01:04:52,056 --> 01:04:54,091 Goddamn, that's hard to throw. 1134 01:04:58,728 --> 01:04:59,963 Crap. 1135 01:04:59,996 --> 01:05:01,232 Lars! 1136 01:05:04,668 --> 01:05:05,569 -Lars, no! -Lars! 1137 01:05:05,601 --> 01:05:07,003 Help! 1138 01:05:07,036 --> 01:05:08,505 Put me down! Put me down! Jonas! 1139 01:05:08,538 --> 01:05:12,042 -God, I'm gonna kill you! -No, no, no, no! 1140 01:05:12,076 --> 01:05:13,144 What do you mean no? 1141 01:05:13,177 --> 01:05:14,278 Let's go after him! 1142 01:05:14,311 --> 01:05:16,314 Come on! 1143 01:05:16,346 --> 01:05:19,583 Put me down! 1144 01:05:21,719 --> 01:05:23,087 Come on! 1145 01:05:23,119 --> 01:05:24,022 Where is he? 1146 01:05:28,558 --> 01:05:29,727 God damn it! 1147 01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:31,194 There! Come on! 1148 01:05:31,228 --> 01:05:32,964 God damn it, Jonas! 1149 01:05:35,032 --> 01:05:36,301 Come on! 1150 01:05:36,334 --> 01:05:38,336 -Lars! -Jonas! 1151 01:05:38,369 --> 01:05:39,738 Put me down. 1152 01:05:39,771 --> 01:05:41,371 No, on second thought, don't put me down. 1153 01:05:43,108 --> 01:05:46,111 You stupid lizard, bird, reptile. 1154 01:05:48,145 --> 01:05:50,548 Jesus, look at this. 1155 01:05:50,582 --> 01:05:52,551 It's a slaughterhouse. 1156 01:05:52,584 --> 01:05:55,587 I mean, where's the police, the national guard, anyone? 1157 01:05:55,620 --> 01:05:57,522 Anyone who's smart's hiding right now. 1158 01:05:57,555 --> 01:05:59,558 Yeah, what does that make us? 1159 01:05:59,591 --> 01:06:02,227 Jonas! God damn it. 1160 01:06:02,260 --> 01:06:05,263 -Come on, this way, come on. -God damn it! 1161 01:06:15,472 --> 01:06:17,442 I'll be there this sunday, 1162 01:06:17,476 --> 01:06:19,211 'cause I'm kill Jonas, and it's gonna be his funeral. 1163 01:06:19,243 --> 01:06:20,612 Jonas! 1164 01:06:20,645 --> 01:06:21,546 Through here. Through here. 1165 01:06:21,580 --> 01:06:22,580 Come on, come on! 1166 01:06:33,225 --> 01:06:34,560 Get down. Get down. Get down. 1167 01:06:46,705 --> 01:06:48,541 It's coming. It's coming. 1168 01:06:52,412 --> 01:06:53,613 It's coming. 1169 01:06:55,782 --> 01:06:57,485 What's that sound? 1170 01:07:04,291 --> 01:07:05,626 A swarm! 1171 01:07:22,408 --> 01:07:23,276 Sorry. 1172 01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:28,682 God damn it! 1173 01:07:28,715 --> 01:07:29,717 Lars. 1174 01:07:29,750 --> 01:07:31,385 Come on. 1175 01:07:31,418 --> 01:07:34,421 God, this is worse than flying into LAX. 1176 01:07:34,454 --> 01:07:36,658 -Come on. -I'm coming. 1177 01:07:39,527 --> 01:07:40,494 Did we lose him? 1178 01:07:40,526 --> 01:07:41,529 I don't know. 1179 01:07:43,729 --> 01:07:45,433 God damn it! 1180 01:07:45,466 --> 01:07:47,568 Not as long as he's got air in his lungs 1181 01:07:47,601 --> 01:07:48,603 and curses on his tongue. 1182 01:07:48,636 --> 01:07:50,105 Come on! 1183 01:07:50,138 --> 01:07:51,640 Jonas, I'm gonna kill you! 1184 01:07:56,344 --> 01:07:57,846 -Christ on a stick! -No! 1185 01:08:02,583 --> 01:08:05,553 That's got to be their nest. 1186 01:08:05,585 --> 01:08:08,122 Jonas, we can't just go cowboying into there. 1187 01:08:08,156 --> 01:08:09,424 We can't just leave him in there. 1188 01:08:09,457 --> 01:08:11,125 They're gonna tear him to shreds. 1189 01:08:11,158 --> 01:08:13,362 If we go in there, they'll tear us to shreds. 1190 01:08:16,330 --> 01:08:17,565 I got him into this. 1191 01:08:19,367 --> 01:08:21,869 That's Lars up there, 1192 01:08:21,902 --> 01:08:24,306 and I'm gonna do something about it. 1193 01:08:40,656 --> 01:08:43,526 What kind of hangover is this? 1194 01:08:44,726 --> 01:08:47,464 What the... 1195 01:08:47,496 --> 01:08:48,797 Hey there, Barbecue. 1196 01:08:50,365 --> 01:08:52,434 Take it easy. 1197 01:08:52,467 --> 01:08:55,304 Hope you're still not sore about, you know... 1198 01:08:56,537 --> 01:08:58,473 It's not as bad as what Jonas did. 1199 01:08:58,507 --> 01:09:01,377 I mean, he burned your face off. 1200 01:09:05,647 --> 01:09:06,517 What? 1201 01:09:08,784 --> 01:09:09,920 God damn it. 1202 01:09:09,952 --> 01:09:11,353 God damn it. 1203 01:09:11,386 --> 01:09:13,357 God damn it! 1204 01:09:26,970 --> 01:09:28,606 I'll be damned. 1205 01:09:35,479 --> 01:09:37,847 Those weren't no meteorites. 1206 01:09:37,881 --> 01:09:39,183 They were eggs. 1207 01:09:41,652 --> 01:09:44,755 They were you falling from the sky. 1208 01:09:44,788 --> 01:09:46,757 My God. 1209 01:09:54,631 --> 01:09:55,566 Yes. 1210 01:09:59,402 --> 01:10:00,605 What are we doing back here? 1211 01:10:00,637 --> 01:10:01,738 I thought you wanted to help him. 1212 01:10:01,771 --> 01:10:03,341 I am. 1213 01:10:03,373 --> 01:10:06,443 Jonas, we need to call the cops, the military, 1214 01:10:06,476 --> 01:10:07,979 somebody who knows what they're doing. 1215 01:10:08,011 --> 01:10:09,913 Have you seen any cops lately? 1216 01:10:09,947 --> 01:10:11,916 And we know what happened to the military. 1217 01:10:11,948 --> 01:10:14,018 Jonas, it's suicide. 1218 01:10:14,051 --> 01:10:16,222 You go back in there, you're not coming back out. 1219 01:10:17,921 --> 01:10:20,324 Damn it, Jonas, you can't do this. 1220 01:10:20,356 --> 01:10:24,461 I don't want you to die before I... 1221 01:10:24,494 --> 01:10:25,931 Before what? 1222 01:10:27,865 --> 01:10:31,302 Before I get the chance to really know you. 1223 01:10:34,472 --> 01:10:37,976 I spent my entire life making nothing of myself. 1224 01:10:38,008 --> 01:10:41,413 Just making things. 1225 01:10:41,445 --> 01:10:43,948 I thought being clever was enough, but it ain't. 1226 01:10:45,016 --> 01:10:46,418 I can't just let him sit there. 1227 01:10:46,450 --> 01:10:48,520 I've got to do something. 1228 01:10:50,722 --> 01:10:52,391 I owe him that. 1229 01:10:54,825 --> 01:10:56,728 Well, if that's how it's gonna be, 1230 01:10:56,762 --> 01:11:00,598 then you're gonna need someone to keep you on your feet. 1231 01:11:00,632 --> 01:11:02,969 They brought the fight to us. 1232 01:11:03,001 --> 01:11:05,638 I say we bring it back to them. 1233 01:11:05,670 --> 01:11:08,440 You sure you want to do this? 1234 01:11:08,472 --> 01:11:10,309 You think you even have a say in that matter? 1235 01:11:14,579 --> 01:11:17,849 Those goddamn flying lizards better watch out. 1236 01:11:17,882 --> 01:11:20,453 'Cause we're gonna make them extinct again. 1237 01:13:02,224 --> 01:13:04,759 Hey, don't worry. 1238 01:13:04,792 --> 01:13:07,595 I ain't moving after that last hit. 1239 01:13:07,627 --> 01:13:08,965 Jerk. 1240 01:13:15,604 --> 01:13:17,774 Sweet mother of God. 1241 01:13:21,008 --> 01:13:22,878 Why are you going toward that building? 1242 01:13:44,600 --> 01:13:45,501 Hi. 1243 01:13:45,534 --> 01:13:46,670 Hey. 1244 01:13:46,703 --> 01:13:49,473 Where am I? What is happening? 1245 01:13:50,605 --> 01:13:52,942 Lars. Lars Wales. 1246 01:13:52,976 --> 01:13:54,477 Johnny. Johnny Dean. 1247 01:13:54,510 --> 01:13:57,047 Well, Johnny Dean, 1248 01:13:57,078 --> 01:14:00,049 to answer your first question, 1249 01:14:00,083 --> 01:14:03,186 we're in the middle of a shit storm. 1250 01:14:03,218 --> 01:14:04,687 Yeah, these ugly bastards 1251 01:14:04,721 --> 01:14:06,822 have taken up shop in this apartment here, 1252 01:14:06,856 --> 01:14:10,594 which I believe belonged to a couple of artist types. 1253 01:14:10,627 --> 01:14:12,795 I'm gonna be honest with you, Johnny. 1254 01:14:12,829 --> 01:14:15,599 I don't know a damn thing about art. 1255 01:14:15,632 --> 01:14:18,067 But I got to say, I mean, it's pretty good. 1256 01:14:32,649 --> 01:14:34,018 How can you stay so calm? 1257 01:14:34,050 --> 01:14:37,621 Look, there's no reason in panicking, okay? 1258 01:14:37,655 --> 01:14:39,823 Just take it easy. 1259 01:14:39,857 --> 01:14:42,192 Come on, haven't you ever been in a fight before? 1260 01:14:42,226 --> 01:14:46,229 All we got to do is stay calm, look for our opening, 1261 01:14:46,263 --> 01:14:47,998 and then we give them a real fight. 1262 01:14:48,030 --> 01:14:48,967 Bastards. 1263 01:14:51,735 --> 01:14:53,271 What are they doing now? 1264 01:14:55,272 --> 01:14:59,110 Why don't they just eat us? 1265 01:14:59,143 --> 01:15:02,213 I think that's because their young like their food fresh. 1266 01:15:18,129 --> 01:15:20,966 You ready to do this? 1267 01:15:20,998 --> 01:15:22,732 Yeah. 1268 01:15:22,766 --> 01:15:24,702 Let's kick some past. 1269 01:15:45,823 --> 01:15:48,627 How high up did you say that nest was? 1270 01:15:48,661 --> 01:15:51,063 24th, 25th floor, probably. 1271 01:15:52,697 --> 01:15:54,099 You know, I was thinking 1272 01:15:54,131 --> 01:15:55,801 I could totally use the exercise. 1273 01:15:58,404 --> 01:15:59,371 No? 1274 01:15:59,403 --> 01:16:00,572 Damn it. 1275 01:16:03,174 --> 01:16:04,244 Shit. 1276 01:16:13,918 --> 01:16:15,121 What's he doing? 1277 01:16:15,154 --> 01:16:16,890 Why is he looking at me like that? 1278 01:16:18,658 --> 01:16:20,893 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, please! 1279 01:16:20,926 --> 01:16:22,695 No, take him! Take him! No! 1280 01:16:22,729 --> 01:16:25,932 No, no, no please! 1281 01:16:25,966 --> 01:16:28,868 I pay my taxes! I'm a good person! 1282 01:16:28,900 --> 01:16:30,604 No! 1283 01:16:40,378 --> 01:16:42,181 -Little help here. -I'm trying. 1284 01:16:42,214 --> 01:16:45,019 I didn't really have time to test this stuff. 1285 01:16:49,756 --> 01:16:50,724 How about that? 1286 01:16:59,732 --> 01:17:00,967 Burn that bastard! 1287 01:17:12,111 --> 01:17:14,649 God. 1288 01:17:16,048 --> 01:17:19,387 Well, that wasn't so bad. 1289 01:17:25,491 --> 01:17:27,762 You just had to say it, didn't you? 1290 01:17:36,437 --> 01:17:39,775 You are one big ugly mother... 1291 01:17:51,852 --> 01:17:52,721 Jonas. 1292 01:17:55,455 --> 01:17:56,959 Jonas! 1293 01:18:03,398 --> 01:18:05,300 Come on. Come on! 1294 01:18:43,205 --> 01:18:47,277 I feel like I should say something patriotic. 1295 01:18:55,018 --> 01:18:55,886 You coming? 1296 01:19:06,362 --> 01:19:09,032 Take it easy, Barbecue. Come on, man. 1297 01:19:16,872 --> 01:19:18,909 You're awfully calm. 1298 01:19:20,309 --> 01:19:22,179 All right, fine. This is it? 1299 01:19:22,212 --> 01:19:24,147 Come on! 1300 01:19:24,180 --> 01:19:25,550 Come on, you son of a bitch! 1301 01:19:33,157 --> 01:19:34,993 Come on! Come on, then. 1302 01:19:36,159 --> 01:19:37,494 -Lars. -Lars. 1303 01:19:37,528 --> 01:19:38,428 Son of a... 1304 01:19:38,462 --> 01:19:39,463 Lars! 1305 01:19:39,495 --> 01:19:40,531 Jonas. 1306 01:19:58,215 --> 01:20:00,118 Take it easy, Barbecue. 1307 01:20:00,151 --> 01:20:02,387 Sorry about burning your face. 1308 01:20:06,658 --> 01:20:08,258 You're even uglier than the big ones. 1309 01:20:08,292 --> 01:20:09,527 Lars! 1310 01:20:09,561 --> 01:20:11,495 Jonas! 1311 01:20:11,528 --> 01:20:12,431 Lars. 1312 01:20:29,146 --> 01:20:30,114 Light 'em up. 1313 01:20:47,599 --> 01:20:49,936 -Reloading. -Got it. 1314 01:20:56,142 --> 01:20:56,809 Ready. 1315 01:21:00,679 --> 01:21:03,048 Shoot 'em! Shoot 'em all! 1316 01:21:17,295 --> 01:21:19,665 Not now. Shit. Come on. 1317 01:21:48,996 --> 01:21:50,431 You again. 1318 01:21:52,532 --> 01:21:54,101 Back. 1319 01:21:54,134 --> 01:21:55,336 Go on. 1320 01:22:00,540 --> 01:22:01,609 Bring it. 1321 01:22:22,363 --> 01:22:25,167 All right, let's see if you can fly. 1322 01:22:44,351 --> 01:22:46,288 Not so lazy now? 1323 01:22:52,092 --> 01:22:54,095 I'm sorry, buddy. 1324 01:22:54,127 --> 01:22:55,229 I'm glad you didn't quit on me. 1325 01:22:55,262 --> 01:22:56,699 Never, man. 1326 01:22:56,731 --> 01:22:59,167 Was that my new leaf blower? 1327 01:23:01,135 --> 01:23:02,004 It still works. 1328 01:23:04,538 --> 01:23:07,042 Always nice to see a little man love. 1329 01:23:08,811 --> 01:23:11,280 How's it going, Lars? 1330 01:23:11,312 --> 01:23:14,449 A lot better now that I'm no longer on the menu. 1331 01:23:16,418 --> 01:23:19,188 Crap, that's right. 1332 01:23:19,221 --> 01:23:22,391 Guys, we got bigger problems than fishing me 1333 01:23:22,423 --> 01:23:25,261 out of a dino's digestive tract. 1334 01:23:25,293 --> 01:23:27,329 There's your 20%. 1335 01:23:27,362 --> 01:23:29,765 They're breeding. 1336 01:23:29,798 --> 01:23:32,301 Yeah, but not here. 1337 01:23:32,333 --> 01:23:34,137 They're bringing them from somewhere else. 1338 01:23:36,371 --> 01:23:38,339 Hey, hey, guys, guys. 1339 01:23:38,373 --> 01:23:42,679 Does that look like Sampson to you? 1340 01:23:42,711 --> 01:23:44,080 Looks like he wasn't 1341 01:23:44,114 --> 01:23:45,682 the only one that collected trophies. 1342 01:23:45,714 --> 01:23:47,550 -What? -Poor bastard. 1343 01:23:47,584 --> 01:23:49,452 What a way to go. 1344 01:23:52,321 --> 01:23:54,257 What is that? 1345 01:23:54,290 --> 01:23:56,226 Where am I? 1346 01:23:56,258 --> 01:23:58,227 Jeez. 1347 01:24:01,897 --> 01:24:04,133 My God. 1348 01:24:04,166 --> 01:24:06,702 Leather-skinned bastard drove me through a wall 1349 01:24:06,736 --> 01:24:10,107 and still couldn't kill old Sampson. 1350 01:24:10,139 --> 01:24:13,309 And now you kids are here to rescue me? 1351 01:24:13,343 --> 01:24:16,680 We'll show them reptili-birds what's what, right? 1352 01:24:18,848 --> 01:24:21,486 Now, who's gonna help me get out of here? 1353 01:24:23,386 --> 01:24:25,188 I don't suppose anyone thought 1354 01:24:25,222 --> 01:24:27,692 to bring my flask with them, did they? 1355 01:24:30,227 --> 01:24:31,429 No. 1356 01:24:31,461 --> 01:24:33,464 Must've slipped my mind. 1357 01:24:33,496 --> 01:24:36,633 There's got to be something to drink around this place. 1358 01:24:41,205 --> 01:24:42,607 Hey, what's wrong? 1359 01:24:42,639 --> 01:24:44,541 The eggs. 1360 01:24:44,575 --> 01:24:46,844 Why are they bringing them here? 1361 01:24:46,876 --> 01:24:49,312 They're building a new nest? It makes no sense. 1362 01:24:49,345 --> 01:24:50,615 Unless they're all males, 1363 01:24:50,648 --> 01:24:52,518 but then where are all the females? 1364 01:24:52,550 --> 01:24:54,185 Wait, how do you know these ain't female? 1365 01:24:54,218 --> 01:24:55,820 I mean, did you look? 1366 01:24:55,854 --> 01:24:57,421 Maybe they're waiting for something. 1367 01:24:57,453 --> 01:25:01,527 Maybe... maybe they're like ants or bees. 1368 01:25:01,560 --> 01:25:03,861 How so? 1369 01:25:06,697 --> 01:25:09,235 There's always a queen. 1370 01:25:18,842 --> 01:25:21,180 God damn it. 1371 01:25:37,962 --> 01:25:39,332 Move. 1372 01:25:39,364 --> 01:25:41,232 -Move! -Yeah. 1373 01:25:52,444 --> 01:25:55,480 Hey, guys, I'd say right now is a great time to retire 1374 01:25:55,513 --> 01:25:56,916 from the monster-hunting business? 1375 01:25:56,949 --> 01:25:59,986 No, no, no, we need to end this. 1376 01:26:00,019 --> 01:26:03,690 Jonas, we can't just stay here. 1377 01:26:03,722 --> 01:26:06,693 We need to kill it, here and now. 1378 01:26:06,726 --> 01:26:08,394 -This may be our only chance. -Yeah? 1379 01:26:08,427 --> 01:26:10,498 And how do you propose we do that? 1380 01:26:17,370 --> 01:26:19,305 With that? No, no way. 1381 01:26:19,337 --> 01:26:20,740 That is not enough explosives. 1382 01:26:20,773 --> 01:26:22,374 Come on, man, look at that thing. 1383 01:26:22,408 --> 01:26:24,276 It's, like, a half a dozen stories tall. 1384 01:26:24,310 --> 01:26:26,013 Then we need something that's gonna make a bigger boom. 1385 01:26:26,045 --> 01:26:28,013 Yeah, like what? 1386 01:26:28,047 --> 01:26:30,718 Great news, everyone. 1387 01:26:30,750 --> 01:26:32,919 I found the liquor cabinet! 1388 01:26:35,355 --> 01:26:36,290 What? 1389 01:26:37,922 --> 01:26:39,726 How many more do we got? 1390 01:26:39,759 --> 01:26:40,994 How many more do you need? 1391 01:26:45,999 --> 01:26:48,569 No! Wait! You don't understand. 1392 01:26:48,602 --> 01:26:50,537 What are we doing? This better work. 1393 01:26:50,570 --> 01:26:51,739 They can't use that one. 1394 01:26:51,771 --> 01:26:54,874 Listen, it's not fair! Please! 1395 01:26:54,908 --> 01:26:56,677 All I wanted to do was have a drink. 1396 01:26:56,709 --> 01:26:58,311 Just a drink. 1397 01:26:58,344 --> 01:26:59,713 Come on! 1398 01:26:59,745 --> 01:27:01,914 Is that so much to ask? 1399 01:27:01,947 --> 01:27:04,253 -No, no, no! -Will you hurry up, please? 1400 01:27:13,361 --> 01:27:14,963 -All right. -Now... 1401 01:27:14,996 --> 01:27:17,399 we just got to get its attention. 1402 01:27:17,432 --> 01:27:20,302 How are we gonna do that? 1403 01:27:20,335 --> 01:27:21,737 I think I know how. 1404 01:27:45,493 --> 01:27:48,531 Okay, maybe a little too much attention. 1405 01:27:56,036 --> 01:27:58,107 It's coming. Pull the pins. 1406 01:27:58,139 --> 01:27:59,907 Pull the pins. Pull the pins. Pull the pins. 1407 01:27:59,941 --> 01:28:01,511 Pull the pins! 1408 01:28:22,399 --> 01:28:24,033 Sit tight, kiddo. 1409 01:28:24,065 --> 01:28:27,036 It's my turn to kill one of these bastards. 1410 01:28:28,538 --> 01:28:30,439 In the name of my forefathers 1411 01:28:30,471 --> 01:28:32,743 and alcoholics everywhere! 1412 01:28:51,927 --> 01:28:53,930 Have a drink! 1413 01:29:12,216 --> 01:29:13,618 Say it, Lars. You know you want to. 1414 01:29:13,650 --> 01:29:14,951 Goddamn... 1415 01:29:36,673 --> 01:29:38,176 Good one, Sampson! 1416 01:29:40,478 --> 01:29:41,712 Never thought I'd actually say this, 1417 01:29:41,744 --> 01:29:43,013 but I think I'm gonna miss him. 1418 01:29:46,016 --> 01:29:47,753 Hey, guys, I think it's still alive. 1419 01:29:47,785 --> 01:29:49,153 Jeez! 1420 01:29:54,092 --> 01:29:55,625 Sampson! 1421 01:29:55,659 --> 01:29:56,862 My God, yes! 1422 01:29:56,894 --> 01:29:57,830 Yes! 1423 01:30:00,165 --> 01:30:01,733 I'm okay. 1424 01:30:03,235 --> 01:30:04,803 Just a little juicy, I guess. 1425 01:30:04,835 --> 01:30:05,937 Shame about the head. 1426 01:30:05,970 --> 01:30:07,505 Would've made a fine trophy. 1427 01:30:08,940 --> 01:30:10,541 It's okay, the bitch probably 1428 01:30:10,575 --> 01:30:12,978 wouldn't have fit on the wall anyway. 1429 01:30:14,245 --> 01:30:16,748 Hey, look! The cavalry's arrived. 1430 01:30:20,785 --> 01:30:21,921 Screw 'em! 1431 01:30:21,953 --> 01:30:25,224 I got this one fair and square. 1432 01:30:29,193 --> 01:30:31,130 Not so scary now, am I? 1433 01:30:35,001 --> 01:30:38,770 Let's just say I'm allowed to sweep you off your feet a little. 1434 01:30:38,804 --> 01:30:40,773 Hey, Lars, you gonna be ready for work on Monday? 1435 01:30:40,805 --> 01:30:42,740 I think I need a break from the yard care business. 1436 01:30:42,773 --> 01:30:44,643 What do you have in mind? 1437 01:30:44,676 --> 01:30:45,777 I need a vacation. 1438 01:30:47,712 --> 01:30:51,518 Man, one hell of a way to spend a weekend? 1439 01:30:53,184 --> 01:30:54,987 I need a drink. 1440 01:31:08,902 --> 01:31:12,071 Good evening, and welcome back to "Tonight with Tommy Killingsworth," 1441 01:31:12,104 --> 01:31:14,139 the talk show that has the interviews you want 1442 01:31:14,173 --> 01:31:16,675 with the subjects that matter most. 1443 01:31:16,709 --> 01:31:20,212 Today we're talking about the so-called terrordactyl invasion. 1444 01:31:23,616 --> 01:31:25,085 Now, the remaining pterodactyls 1445 01:31:25,118 --> 01:31:27,788 have been rounded up and sent to an uninhabited island 1446 01:31:27,820 --> 01:31:31,692 in South America where they're being closely watched by the military. 1447 01:31:31,725 --> 01:31:35,229 The question I have is, what's gonna happen next? 1448 01:31:35,261 --> 01:31:37,730 Now, all the pterodactyls, if I'm not mistaken... 1449 01:31:37,764 --> 01:31:39,033 Scumbag. 1450 01:31:44,971 --> 01:31:48,141 Look at you, Rico Suave. Very nice. 1451 01:31:48,175 --> 01:31:49,711 Well, I figured I had to step it up 1452 01:31:49,744 --> 01:31:50,978 since you came with the Elmer Fudd line. 1453 01:31:51,010 --> 01:31:52,613 -Very nice. -Funny, funny. 1454 01:31:52,646 --> 01:31:53,980 Fashionably late, I see. 1455 01:31:54,014 --> 01:31:55,684 That's what happens to a man 1456 01:31:55,717 --> 01:31:57,552 when he gets caught out front signing autographs. 1457 01:31:58,820 --> 01:32:00,322 Wait, where's Candice? 1458 01:32:00,355 --> 01:32:02,022 Stuck at her book signing. Should've seen the line. 1459 01:32:02,056 --> 01:32:03,725 -Shut up. -Wrapped around the block. 1460 01:32:03,757 --> 01:32:05,593 Check it out. 1461 01:32:05,627 --> 01:32:07,095 How's he doing? 1462 01:32:07,128 --> 01:32:09,331 -Same as always. -That bad? 1463 01:32:09,364 --> 01:32:12,133 With me tonight are two pterodactyl experts: 1464 01:32:12,166 --> 01:32:14,368 Sampson McLain, who has been hailed as one 1465 01:32:14,401 --> 01:32:17,271 of the heroes of Los Angeles after a cell phone video 1466 01:32:17,305 --> 01:32:19,807 of him helping defend the city against the beasts 1467 01:32:19,841 --> 01:32:21,376 went viral in the days after. 1468 01:32:21,409 --> 01:32:23,712 Dude... shit. 1469 01:32:23,744 --> 01:32:25,613 We also have Teresa Quinn, 1470 01:32:25,646 --> 01:32:29,016 a biologist and astrophysicist with Columbia University. 1471 01:32:29,050 --> 01:32:32,354 Now, Sampson, I'm interested in your thoughts 1472 01:32:32,386 --> 01:32:35,823 about this pterodactyl relocation project. 1473 01:32:35,856 --> 01:32:37,392 Relocation? 1474 01:32:37,426 --> 01:32:39,060 Listen, junior. 1475 01:32:39,092 --> 01:32:41,296 The pterodactyls have had their day. 1476 01:32:41,328 --> 01:32:42,797 They're history. 1477 01:32:42,830 --> 01:32:44,999 Actually, they're prehistory. 1478 01:32:45,033 --> 01:32:46,902 It's now the day of the human being, 1479 01:32:46,935 --> 01:32:50,839 and it's our job to make sure that it stays that way. 1480 01:32:50,873 --> 01:32:52,842 As Americans, we will never again 1481 01:32:52,874 --> 01:32:55,310 be afraid of things from the past. 1482 01:32:55,343 --> 01:32:57,078 Listen, kiddo. 1483 01:32:57,111 --> 01:33:00,016 I've seen things that would really curl your hair. 1484 01:33:01,083 --> 01:33:03,953 So did you ask her yet? 1485 01:33:03,986 --> 01:33:05,254 Come on. 1486 01:33:05,286 --> 01:33:07,123 What? Come on. Don't be so worried. 1487 01:33:07,155 --> 01:33:08,757 It's not that I'm worried. 1488 01:33:08,790 --> 01:33:10,994 It's, like, you know, timing, all that stuff. 1489 01:33:11,027 --> 01:33:12,962 Well, whatever. Let me see it. 1490 01:33:12,995 --> 01:33:15,898 -Now? -Yeah, come on, whip it out. 1491 01:33:15,931 --> 01:33:17,733 All right. Careful, though, okay? 1492 01:33:17,767 --> 01:33:19,369 -Careful. -Careful, careful, careful. 1493 01:33:22,004 --> 01:33:24,074 Nice. 1494 01:33:24,107 --> 01:33:25,808 Just one thing, though. 1495 01:33:25,840 --> 01:33:26,977 What? What? What? What's wrong? 1496 01:33:27,009 --> 01:33:28,378 Did you have to get one so big? 1497 01:33:28,411 --> 01:33:30,180 I mean, you're not compensating, are you? 1498 01:33:30,213 --> 01:33:32,815 What, 'cause my balls ain't as big as my brain? 1499 01:33:32,847 --> 01:33:35,351 No, I'll admit, you got that one figured out just fine. 1500 01:33:38,088 --> 01:33:41,023 Listen, slick, I shot sharks in the river. 1501 01:33:41,057 --> 01:33:42,925 I've wrestled grizzly bears. 1502 01:33:42,959 --> 01:33:44,361 And for the pterodactyls, 1503 01:33:44,393 --> 01:33:47,263 I've been in the belly of the beast. 1504 01:33:50,232 --> 01:33:52,735 Crap. I think we're up next. 1505 01:33:52,768 --> 01:33:54,303 I think somebody's coming over here. Shit. 1506 01:33:54,336 --> 01:33:55,806 They're ready to mic you guys up. 1507 01:33:55,840 --> 01:33:56,939 -All right, thanks, man. -Thanks, bro. 1508 01:34:03,079 --> 01:34:04,348 We'll be ready. 1509 01:34:04,381 --> 01:34:06,316 You can bet your sweet ass on that, kiddo. 1510 01:34:08,118 --> 01:34:11,488 Hey, Lars. You coming? 1511 01:34:11,522 --> 01:34:13,890 Can't keep doing this goddamn job all by myself. 1512 01:34:13,924 --> 01:34:15,126 God damn it. 1513 01:34:18,796 --> 01:34:20,732 Grizzly bears, you say. 1514 01:34:20,764 --> 01:34:22,099 Well, thank you, Sampson. 1515 01:34:22,132 --> 01:34:24,202 That was very insightful. 1516 01:34:25,836 --> 01:34:28,739 Ms. Quinn, let's turn to you now. 1517 01:34:28,773 --> 01:34:30,742 What are your thoughts? 1518 01:34:30,774 --> 01:34:35,078 Well, since the beginning of time, mankind has asked 1519 01:34:35,112 --> 01:34:37,482 if anyone else occupies the stars. 1520 01:34:37,514 --> 01:34:39,851 And now we know. 1521 01:34:39,885 --> 01:34:41,886 Our own past is up there, 1522 01:34:41,919 --> 01:34:43,520 waiting to return. 1523 01:34:43,554 --> 01:34:45,891 Containment is only the first step toward 1524 01:34:45,923 --> 01:34:49,862 preventing an attack like this from happening again. 1525 01:34:49,895 --> 01:34:51,864 We can learn much from the pterodactyls, 1526 01:34:51,896 --> 01:34:54,064 but we also must keep in mind 1527 01:34:54,098 --> 01:34:56,802 this may have been the first wave of these beasts. 1528 01:34:58,569 --> 01:35:01,372 Who knows what other dangers lurk in space, 1529 01:35:01,405 --> 01:35:03,743 Waiting to fall into our backyards? 1530 01:35:05,543 --> 01:35:07,747 Who knows what's next? 1531 01:35:08,305 --> 01:35:14,731 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org 105125