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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,126 --> 00:00:16,083 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS) 2 00:00:22,917 --> 00:00:24,500 For Syd. 3 00:00:24,500 --> 00:00:26,042 ♪ Good morning 4 00:00:26,042 --> 00:00:27,500 ♪ A new day's dawning 5 00:00:27,500 --> 00:00:30,458 ♪ And I'm through yawning now I get excited everyday 6 00:00:30,458 --> 00:00:31,875 MAN: For Syd. 7 00:00:38,291 --> 00:00:40,792 Yo, sign Syd's card. 8 00:00:41,084 --> 00:00:44,167 ♪ Just what it is I've found 9 00:00:44,500 --> 00:00:45,542 It's for Syd. 10 00:00:46,209 --> 00:00:49,959 ♪ 'Cause it's all right for now 11 00:00:50,291 --> 00:00:53,250 ♪ Good morning A new day's dawning 12 00:00:53,250 --> 00:00:55,125 ♪ And I'm through yawning now... ♪ 13 00:00:55,417 --> 00:00:56,417 Hey, Syd! 14 00:00:58,084 --> 00:00:59,625 Got a little something for you. 15 00:01:03,291 --> 00:01:04,667 What's this? 16 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:07,917 Just a little something. 17 00:01:13,959 --> 00:01:15,000 Aw. 18 00:01:16,500 --> 00:01:18,750 -You guys! -From all of us. 19 00:01:20,375 --> 00:01:22,709 Is it a Stanley 22 Ounce Anti-vibe Framing Hammer? 20 00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:25,333 No, it's better than that. 21 00:01:25,625 --> 00:01:27,291 It's actually something you can use in college. 22 00:01:29,084 --> 00:01:30,209 Come on. 23 00:01:32,166 --> 00:01:33,500 -(GASPS) -(PAUL CHUCKLES) 24 00:01:34,458 --> 00:01:36,834 I love it. Thanks, you guys. 25 00:01:37,375 --> 00:01:39,208 Just don't spend all your time on it, okay? 26 00:01:39,750 --> 00:01:41,792 I know that you have a scholarship to keep up with, 27 00:01:41,792 --> 00:01:44,166 but you got to promise us all that you're gonna raise a little hell 28 00:01:44,166 --> 00:01:46,417 -every now and then. -ALL: (CHEERING) Yeah! 29 00:01:46,750 --> 00:01:49,042 Don't worry, Dad, I'll smile for my mug shot. 30 00:01:49,042 --> 00:01:50,209 Hmm. 31 00:01:50,625 --> 00:01:52,542 I'm gonna miss everybody. 32 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:56,208 Stu, careful with the nail gun. 33 00:02:01,709 --> 00:02:03,126 Big Ron! Hmm! 34 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:07,625 Hold me, please. (SOBS) 35 00:02:07,917 --> 00:02:09,500 All right. 36 00:02:09,917 --> 00:02:11,208 Good hug. 37 00:02:11,208 --> 00:02:11,209 Good hug. PAUL: Back to work. 38 00:02:11,209 --> 00:02:12,375 PAUL: Back to work. 39 00:02:12,375 --> 00:02:16,041 Okay, you're crushing me. Ow! My collarbone! 40 00:02:17,625 --> 00:02:20,000 SYDNEY: You know how people joke about being raised by wolves? 41 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:23,042 Well, I was raised by construction workers. 42 00:02:23,042 --> 00:02:25,792 -What have you got? -Peanut butter. It's so good. 43 00:02:26,167 --> 00:02:27,959 WORKER: (WHISTLES) Mamacita! 44 00:02:29,667 --> 00:02:31,542 (WHISTLES) 45 00:02:34,542 --> 00:02:36,500 (WHISTLES) 46 00:02:39,125 --> 00:02:40,250 (CHUCKLING) Yeah! 47 00:02:42,375 --> 00:02:44,625 SYDNEY: I was only nine when my mom died. 48 00:02:45,417 --> 00:02:48,375 Which means my formative years were left up to my dad. 49 00:02:49,042 --> 00:02:52,667 Being a plumber did give him a certain unique perspective. 50 00:02:52,917 --> 00:02:57,250 Now, these up here, are your fallipian... 51 00:02:59,250 --> 00:03:03,084 That's not right, these are... Fallopian. These are your... 52 00:03:05,875 --> 00:03:08,583 Let's just call them your lady tubes. All right? 53 00:03:09,084 --> 00:03:11,250 Every month, you... 54 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,291 lay an egg. 55 00:03:16,625 --> 00:03:17,750 Like a chicken. 56 00:03:18,458 --> 00:03:19,917 SYDNEY: My dad always did his best. 57 00:03:21,084 --> 00:03:22,166 Understand? 58 00:03:22,542 --> 00:03:25,500 SYDNEY: But sometimes, a girl just needs her mom. 59 00:03:27,458 --> 00:03:28,667 (SIGHS) 60 00:03:45,667 --> 00:03:48,542 PAUL: Sydney! Time to get a move on, sweetheart! 61 00:03:57,167 --> 00:03:58,333 Wow. 62 00:03:59,875 --> 00:04:02,417 You know, if your mom was here, she'd know exactly what to say. 63 00:04:02,709 --> 00:04:06,458 She'd be so excited you're going to her school, gonna join her sorority. 64 00:04:06,834 --> 00:04:08,167 I'm not in yet, Dad. 65 00:04:08,167 --> 00:04:10,625 Girl, you're gonna fit into that place like a... 66 00:04:11,458 --> 00:04:13,166 overflow tube in a pressure tank. 67 00:04:15,291 --> 00:04:17,542 Come on, Dad. We said no mushy stuff. 68 00:04:18,333 --> 00:04:20,959 Right. No mushy stuff. 69 00:04:20,959 --> 00:04:22,083 (BUS ENGINE STARTING) 70 00:04:22,875 --> 00:04:24,209 Come here. 71 00:04:31,375 --> 00:04:33,001 I love you, Dad. 72 00:04:54,625 --> 00:04:57,709 MOM: Dear Sydney, I love you so much. 73 00:04:58,125 --> 00:05:01,750 I'm so sorry I'm not there to see you off to college. 74 00:05:02,208 --> 00:05:07,375 But since I can't be, I've put some of my favorite memories in this box. 75 00:05:08,167 --> 00:05:10,041 Live every moment, Sydney. 76 00:05:10,667 --> 00:05:12,542 Grab every opportunity. 77 00:05:13,084 --> 00:05:15,375 And have fun in everything you do. 78 00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:19,667 The friends you meet in college will be your friends for life. 79 00:05:20,125 --> 00:05:22,834 Perhaps you'll fill this box with your own memories, 80 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,166 to pass on to your daughter someday. 81 00:05:25,834 --> 00:05:28,750 And know that though I can't be there with you now, 82 00:05:29,291 --> 00:05:34,001 I'm always right by your side, every step of the way. 83 00:05:37,625 --> 00:05:38,875 (ENGINE REVVING UP) 84 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,291 (MUSIC PLAYS) 85 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:43,667 ♪ I get you so hot 86 00:05:44,041 --> 00:05:46,167 ♪ I get to know when to rock you, boy 87 00:05:48,250 --> 00:05:52,083 ♪ Gonna get, gonna get Gonna get you hot, boy 88 00:05:52,083 --> 00:05:52,084 ♪ Gonna get, gonna get Gonna get you hot, boy ♪ Gonna get you hot, boy 89 00:05:52,084 --> 00:05:54,209 ♪ Gonna get you hot, boy 90 00:05:55,875 --> 00:05:58,166 ♪ I should come with a warning, baby 91 00:05:58,166 --> 00:06:00,041 ♪ I should come with a warning 92 00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:02,126 ♪ Boy, I'm dangerous 93 00:06:02,126 --> 00:06:05,250 ♪ So hazardous, so dangerous Yeah, baby 94 00:06:05,667 --> 00:06:07,667 ♪ I should come with a warning, baby 95 00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:09,959 ♪ I should come with a warning ♪ 96 00:06:12,083 --> 00:06:14,126 Still the fairest of them all. 97 00:06:20,208 --> 00:06:21,792 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 98 00:06:23,001 --> 00:06:25,041 (MUSIC PLAYS) 99 00:06:30,208 --> 00:06:34,208 ♪ Too long till fall Sick summer in bed 100 00:06:34,542 --> 00:06:38,042 ♪ You and a lazy mood 101 00:06:38,750 --> 00:06:42,125 ♪ Ten times the fall Spread, sacked, and I've failed 102 00:06:43,084 --> 00:06:45,333 ♪ Stop, it's too late 103 00:06:45,333 --> 00:06:47,500 ♪ I'm feeling frustrated 104 00:06:47,500 --> 00:06:51,291 ♪ I see no sign of fortress I see no sign of fortress ♪ 105 00:06:59,375 --> 00:07:01,126 DINKY: Well, hello there. 106 00:07:01,126 --> 00:07:03,542 Oh, Hi. I didn't even know anyone was in here. 107 00:07:03,542 --> 00:07:06,000 Oh, that's okay. People sometimes don't see me. 108 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:06,001 Oh, that's okay. People sometimes don't see me. -I'm Dinky. -Oh, no, you're not. 109 00:07:06,001 --> 00:07:08,083 -I'm Dinky. -Oh, no, you're not. 110 00:07:08,083 --> 00:07:10,042 No, silly, that's my name. 111 00:07:10,333 --> 00:07:12,250 Oh, Dinky? That's your real name? 112 00:07:12,250 --> 00:07:15,375 Of course not. My real name's Demetria Rosemead. 113 00:07:15,792 --> 00:07:18,792 Dinky it is. Hi, I'm Sydney White. 114 00:07:19,583 --> 00:07:23,209 Sydney White? The other Kappa legacy? 115 00:07:23,209 --> 00:07:27,167 Daughter of Paul White and Deborah Lee, Kappa pledge class 1980? 116 00:07:27,417 --> 00:07:29,166 -Yeah. -(GASPS) 117 00:07:29,542 --> 00:07:32,709 I'm sorry, I feel bad I didn't order your background check. 118 00:07:33,042 --> 00:07:35,542 I'm the other Kappa legacy! 119 00:07:35,542 --> 00:07:37,959 Oh, my gosh! This is just so exciting! 120 00:07:37,959 --> 00:07:40,583 I should've known they would've roomed us together for rush. 121 00:07:40,583 --> 00:07:43,375 Don't get too comfortable. We're gonna move to the Kappa house! 122 00:07:44,750 --> 00:07:47,583 We're gonna be sisters! (SQUEALS) 123 00:07:47,959 --> 00:07:49,792 Yay. We're jumping now. 124 00:07:50,667 --> 00:07:53,333 I've just been waiting to become a Kappa since I can remember. 125 00:07:53,333 --> 00:07:55,375 All the women in my family were Kappas, too. 126 00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:58,792 See, look. My momma gave me her when I was five. 127 00:07:58,792 --> 00:08:00,750 She even has a little pledge pin. 128 00:08:01,167 --> 00:08:02,125 She sure does. 129 00:08:02,125 --> 00:08:03,542 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 130 00:08:03,542 --> 00:08:05,291 Does she come with a mini Kappa dream house? 131 00:08:06,167 --> 00:08:08,000 Oh... Oh, I wish. 132 00:08:09,458 --> 00:08:12,750 Now, what were you thinking about wearing to the first rush party? 133 00:08:12,750 --> 00:08:15,084 Let me... Let me just show you what I was thinking. 134 00:08:15,084 --> 00:08:16,041 Okay. 135 00:08:16,041 --> 00:08:18,875 Now, those... Those are my top five. 136 00:08:19,250 --> 00:08:22,792 Wow. I don't even have a top one. 137 00:08:23,917 --> 00:08:26,709 You know, I might have a skirt... 138 00:08:26,709 --> 00:08:28,875 -Oh, no. -...in here somewhere. 139 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:31,084 Did you have a luggage mishap? 140 00:08:31,667 --> 00:08:34,083 -No. -Well, what about in that bag? 141 00:08:34,083 --> 00:08:36,250 Oh. Oh, this bag. 142 00:08:36,250 --> 00:08:39,792 Oh, wait until you see this! 143 00:08:41,084 --> 00:08:43,084 My comic-book collection. 144 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:45,834 Oh, my... 145 00:08:45,834 --> 00:08:47,250 SIDNEY: Pretty cool, huh? 146 00:08:48,083 --> 00:08:50,709 Yeah. Uh, you know what, 147 00:08:50,709 --> 00:08:53,458 Why don't you just wear something of mine to the first rush party? 148 00:08:53,458 --> 00:08:56,041 Oh, okay. Yeah. That might be best. 149 00:08:56,291 --> 00:08:58,000 You know, this is gonna be fun. 150 00:08:58,917 --> 00:09:02,500 Never really had a lot of girlfriends before. 151 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:05,417 Not just girlfriends. 152 00:09:06,667 --> 00:09:08,167 Sisters. 153 00:09:08,167 --> 00:09:09,709 (BOTH SQUEALING) 154 00:09:10,126 --> 00:09:12,000 (FANFARE PLAYING) 155 00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:22,375 (CLAMORING) 156 00:09:23,583 --> 00:09:25,167 (FANFARE STOPS) 157 00:09:46,583 --> 00:09:49,042 I'd like to welcome Tyler Prince, 158 00:09:49,291 --> 00:09:51,959 president of Beta Omega Rho fraternity. 159 00:09:55,209 --> 00:09:56,166 Hey, everyone. 160 00:10:02,126 --> 00:10:05,167 I've asked Tyler to come today to talk about a very special project. 161 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:09,083 -So, the plan is-- -We have a golden opportunity 162 00:10:09,083 --> 00:10:10,542 right on Greek Row. 163 00:10:12,792 --> 00:10:15,542 GIRL: The Vortex, where all those freaks live? 164 00:10:15,792 --> 00:10:17,208 That's the golden opportunity? 165 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:18,583 No. 166 00:10:21,209 --> 00:10:22,375 This is. 167 00:10:22,834 --> 00:10:23,959 (ALL GASP) 168 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:28,834 The Witchburn-Prince Greek Life Centre will soon break ground. 169 00:10:29,209 --> 00:10:32,542 Tyler's parents and my parents have already donated the funds. 170 00:10:33,001 --> 00:10:35,625 We just need to deal with the current tenants. 171 00:10:35,875 --> 00:10:38,000 I've been assured by the administration 172 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:41,208 that this is a priority for the university for this year. 173 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:43,000 (APPLAUSE) 174 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,959 Okay, so text me. 175 00:10:48,375 --> 00:10:51,625 This is silly. When are you gonna stop all this and come back to me? 176 00:10:51,625 --> 00:10:53,084 You dumped me, remember? 177 00:10:53,084 --> 00:10:54,875 It was middle school, what did I know? 178 00:10:54,875 --> 00:10:57,000 I thought I was gonna marry a Backstreet Boy. 179 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:57,001 I thought I was gonna marry a Backstreet Boy. You still could. 180 00:10:57,001 --> 00:10:58,375 You still could. 181 00:10:59,375 --> 00:11:00,667 I got to go pick up the keg. 182 00:11:01,792 --> 00:11:03,625 Yeah, well, I got to go too. 183 00:11:09,083 --> 00:11:12,542 -I wish we had the same size feet. -Oh, it's okay. 184 00:11:12,542 --> 00:11:14,709 I mean, isn't the whole point of this whole sisterhood thing 185 00:11:14,709 --> 00:11:16,417 that they like you for who you are? 186 00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:18,250 Um... sure. 187 00:11:18,625 --> 00:11:20,209 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS) 188 00:11:20,209 --> 00:11:22,792 ♪ Shake your hips right, baby Come on 189 00:11:22,792 --> 00:11:25,542 ♪ Shake them all night long 190 00:11:26,125 --> 00:11:27,834 ♪ Shake your hips... ♪ 191 00:11:27,834 --> 00:11:29,126 BOY: Nice. 192 00:11:30,083 --> 00:11:31,417 Hello. 193 00:11:32,041 --> 00:11:34,125 Welcome to SAU. 194 00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:36,709 (CHUCKLES) Hello. 195 00:11:37,166 --> 00:11:38,250 Nice. 196 00:11:39,126 --> 00:11:40,709 Three's company. 197 00:11:40,709 --> 00:11:41,959 Whoa! 198 00:11:43,042 --> 00:11:44,375 Oh, hang on. 199 00:11:45,126 --> 00:11:48,583 Vortex Freak Show, starring Puppet Boy. 200 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:51,083 Oh, this is an official dork alert, man. 201 00:11:53,167 --> 00:11:55,375 We got... We got Dork Skywalker. 202 00:11:56,125 --> 00:11:57,208 (CHUCKLES) 203 00:11:58,041 --> 00:11:59,667 Target acquired. 204 00:12:02,875 --> 00:12:04,709 Incoming Moose missile! 205 00:12:08,917 --> 00:12:10,458 Hey, you okay? 206 00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:16,000 (STAMMERING) I... I... 207 00:12:16,750 --> 00:12:17,917 (WHIMPERS) 208 00:12:26,126 --> 00:12:28,500 You better keep this. You clearly need the practice! 209 00:12:28,917 --> 00:12:29,959 (GROANS) 210 00:12:29,959 --> 00:12:31,000 -(THUD) -BOY: Dude! 211 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,750 -Come on, Dinks. -Oh! 212 00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:41,500 You do realize you just showed up the school's tight end. 213 00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:43,291 Mm. I hope he's second string. 214 00:12:44,166 --> 00:12:46,125 Tyler Prince. Beta president. 215 00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:48,583 Sydney White. No title. 216 00:12:54,001 --> 00:12:55,875 Sorry. This is Dinky. 217 00:12:56,583 --> 00:12:59,084 But we're actually we're gonna be late to our first rush party, 218 00:12:59,084 --> 00:13:00,542 so if you'll excuse us. 219 00:13:00,792 --> 00:13:04,083 Oh, maybe he could help us find our way. 220 00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:06,083 We're going to Kappa. Mm-hmm. 221 00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:10,166 All right, ladies. Let me be your Greek guide. 222 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:14,042 Each house has a reputation. 223 00:13:14,542 --> 00:13:16,458 -There's the Gamma Phi's. -(GIRLS SQUEALING) 224 00:13:16,458 --> 00:13:18,126 They're perky. 225 00:13:18,625 --> 00:13:21,417 Very perky. Lots of cheerleaders. 226 00:13:23,667 --> 00:13:25,500 And here's Pi Beta Omega. 227 00:13:25,959 --> 00:13:28,291 Those girls can out-party any fraternity on campus. 228 00:13:30,667 --> 00:13:33,792 So what was the first house? The one with the Junior Tiger Guide? 229 00:13:33,792 --> 00:13:35,417 Ah, that would be the Vortex. 230 00:13:35,417 --> 00:13:38,083 -That's a weird name for a fraternity. -It's not a fraternity. 231 00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:38,084 -That's a weird name for a fraternity. -It's not a fraternity. It started off as overflow student housing. 232 00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:40,209 It started off as overflow student housing. 233 00:13:40,458 --> 00:13:42,126 Now, it's just kind of there. 234 00:13:44,625 --> 00:13:47,250 Here's our stop. Kappa Phi Nu. 235 00:13:56,959 --> 00:13:59,250 DINKY: Well, thank you for the tour, Tyler. 236 00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:00,959 -Yeah, thank you. -Sydney, you know what, 237 00:14:00,959 --> 00:14:03,126 -I'm just... I'm gonna meet you inside. -(WHISPERING) Why? 238 00:14:03,166 --> 00:14:05,291 -(MOUTHING WORDS) -(GIGGLING) 239 00:14:09,709 --> 00:14:12,208 The illegally blondes. You? Really? 240 00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:14,917 Yeah. Is it the shoes? 241 00:14:15,417 --> 00:14:17,625 (LAUGHS) No. I love the shoes. 242 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,084 The Kappas are just a little... intense. 243 00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:23,792 Oh, well, it was actually my mother's house. 244 00:14:23,792 --> 00:14:26,583 Ah. Legacy. Is she all over you about rushing? 245 00:14:27,417 --> 00:14:29,709 No. She died nine years ago. 246 00:14:31,417 --> 00:14:33,417 -I'm sorry. -Oh, it's okay. 247 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,001 Kappas could use a girl like you. 248 00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:40,834 I should know. They're our sister sorority. 249 00:14:41,126 --> 00:14:43,333 Oh! So we'll be like brother and sister! 250 00:14:45,208 --> 00:14:48,291 Not in, you know, the related, familial way, 251 00:14:48,291 --> 00:14:51,250 but, you know, more in the fraternal, sororal... 252 00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:53,959 Sororital? Is that a word? Sorry. 253 00:14:54,041 --> 00:14:56,209 I kind of tend to overtalk when I'm nervous. 254 00:14:56,209 --> 00:14:59,500 It's a disease, one without a cure. So stop me any time, please. 255 00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:00,375 You're nervous? 256 00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:05,001 Oh, no. (CHUCKLES) No, it's not you. Tyler, was it? 257 00:15:05,001 --> 00:15:07,167 No, it's because of the whole rush, you know? 258 00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:10,166 The very term "rush" is an amper-upper. It amps up the old nerves. 259 00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:11,917 (CHUCKLES) I have to go. 260 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,167 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 261 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:22,166 Okay, ladies. Listen up. 262 00:15:23,125 --> 00:15:26,167 The doors are about to open. Our objective is... 263 00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:28,083 ALL: Target cute pledges. 264 00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:30,750 Exactly. And what do we want to avoid? 265 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:32,000 ALL: Fat losers. 266 00:15:33,209 --> 00:15:35,709 Now, now. We all remember the code. 267 00:15:35,709 --> 00:15:38,917 When I ask you to show a girl to the "koi pond," ditch her. 268 00:15:39,291 --> 00:15:42,126 We also have two legacies coming today, 269 00:15:42,126 --> 00:15:44,583 Dinky Hodgekiss and Sydney White. 270 00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:46,792 When you meet them, find me immediately. 271 00:15:47,542 --> 00:15:49,500 Okay, girls. Are we ready? 272 00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:54,000 ALL: (CHANTING) Here comes a Kappa Queen of the Row 273 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,500 She's hot, she's cool She ain't no ho 274 00:15:57,500 --> 00:16:00,208 She's got style she's got clas, 275 00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:03,126 And from behind a kicking... 276 00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:09,792 Kappa! Kappa! Kappa! Kappa! Kappa! Kappa! Kappa! 277 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,834 Excuse me, Amy. Don't you remember? 278 00:16:12,834 --> 00:16:15,000 You've been reassigned. Kitchen duty. 279 00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:17,084 Go on. 280 00:16:20,084 --> 00:16:23,834 That's what happens when you gain 27 lbs of breakup weight over the summer. 281 00:16:25,625 --> 00:16:30,208 ALL: Kappa! Kappa! Kappa! Kappa! 282 00:16:30,208 --> 00:16:33,125 Kappa! Kappa! Kappa! 283 00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:34,333 Hi! 284 00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:36,792 Hi! 285 00:16:37,084 --> 00:16:39,001 ALL: Kappa! Kappa! Kappa... 286 00:16:43,208 --> 00:16:46,001 -Hey! -GIRL: Everyone wants to be a Kappa. 287 00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:49,458 We've been dating for two years. I love him so much! 288 00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:51,458 And next week, he's gonna pin me. 289 00:16:52,209 --> 00:16:53,583 Pin you to what? 290 00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:02,667 -Hi. -Hi. 291 00:17:26,458 --> 00:17:28,834 -GIRL: Hi there. -Oh, hi. 292 00:17:28,834 --> 00:17:29,917 (THUD) 293 00:17:30,291 --> 00:17:32,250 I'm Katy, and this is Christy. 294 00:17:32,917 --> 00:17:34,126 I'm Sydney White. 295 00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:37,667 You're one of our legacies. Rachel's gonna be so excited! 296 00:17:39,041 --> 00:17:41,167 (PARTY MUSIC PLAYING) 297 00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:43,208 Rachel, we'd like you to meet someone. 298 00:17:43,917 --> 00:17:46,084 Oh, hi. 299 00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:49,250 Girls, why don't you show this one the koi pond? 300 00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:51,083 Ooh, I love koi ponds. 301 00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:52,792 Great. Off you go. 302 00:17:53,542 --> 00:17:55,125 This is Sydney White. 303 00:17:56,166 --> 00:17:58,709 Three words. Leg-a-cy? 304 00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:03,209 Sydney, so pleased to meet you. 305 00:18:03,209 --> 00:18:06,583 I'm so excited. My mom had a great experience here. 306 00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:09,959 Katy, have you offered our guest a drink from the refreshment table? 307 00:18:09,959 --> 00:18:12,583 -I'm actually not that thirsty. -No, no. Katy. 308 00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:14,458 The refreshment table? 309 00:18:20,375 --> 00:18:23,917 We have a situation. That girl is not Kappa material. 310 00:18:23,917 --> 00:18:26,500 CHRISTY: Really? I didn't see anything wrong with her. 311 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:29,291 Christy, you know you're not as perceptive as I am. 312 00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:32,126 That girl wouldn't know her Gucci from her Pucci. 313 00:18:32,417 --> 00:18:34,583 Not to mention, I saw her throwing herself 314 00:18:34,583 --> 00:18:36,625 all over Tyler before she came in the house. 315 00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:38,167 It was embarrassing. Trust me, 316 00:18:38,167 --> 00:18:40,167 we do not want a Kappa who behaves that way. 317 00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:46,709 (SCOFFS) See what I mean? 318 00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:49,709 CHRISTY: But we have to give her a bid. She's a legacy. 319 00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:52,917 Her mom gets her the bid, 320 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:56,250 but she has to survive pledging all on her own. 321 00:18:57,333 --> 00:18:59,959 (STUDENTS CHATTERING, GIGGLING) 322 00:19:10,126 --> 00:19:11,792 GIRL: Oh, my gosh. I saw him outside, 323 00:19:11,792 --> 00:19:14,041 and he's definitely the hottest guy on campus. 324 00:19:14,542 --> 00:19:16,333 Who's the hottest guy on campus? 325 00:19:17,084 --> 00:19:19,583 Tyler Prince, the Beta president. 326 00:19:20,042 --> 00:19:22,417 Oh, you know, I know that guy. He was really nice. 327 00:19:22,417 --> 00:19:24,000 He showed me around Greek Row. 328 00:19:24,417 --> 00:19:27,042 Off limits. He's Rachel's boyfriend. 329 00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:29,291 -Oh! -Yeah, they're off right now, 330 00:19:29,291 --> 00:19:30,792 but they'll be on again any minute. 331 00:19:31,042 --> 00:19:33,000 It's all part of Rachel's 20-year plan. 332 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,500 He'll be a top litigator, she'll be a senator. 333 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:36,875 It's so romantic. 334 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,625 Yeah, it does sound romantic. 335 00:19:38,625 --> 00:19:41,458 Because there is nothing more romantic than a 20-year plan. 336 00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,959 Am I right, ladies? (FORCED CHUCKLE) 337 00:19:47,042 --> 00:19:49,583 So, Sydney, where does your dad work? 338 00:19:50,001 --> 00:19:52,166 Oh, he works mostly on construction sites. 339 00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:55,041 Oh. My uncle's made a mint building malls. 340 00:19:55,291 --> 00:19:56,875 So, your dad's a developer, too? 341 00:19:58,042 --> 00:20:00,500 Yeah. Something like that. 342 00:20:04,041 --> 00:20:06,375 RACHEL: Night, girls. Get your beauty rest. 343 00:20:06,834 --> 00:20:09,542 Now that you're Kappa pledges, it's a requirement. 344 00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:14,084 ♪ Lay you down, dear sweet pledge 345 00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:17,917 ♪ Lay your head on the pillow 346 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:21,083 ♪ May you have lovely dreams 347 00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:24,500 ♪ Just as lovely as you are ♪ 348 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,001 ALL: Shh. 349 00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:41,291 Has anyone found the koi pond? 350 00:20:45,083 --> 00:20:47,084 (AIR HORNS BLASTING) 351 00:20:47,084 --> 00:20:48,125 ALL: Oh? 352 00:20:49,042 --> 00:20:50,792 (CLAMORING) 353 00:20:53,417 --> 00:20:56,333 It's 12:01! Welcome to hell, skanks! 354 00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:58,667 Over the next week, we'll be conducting 355 00:20:58,959 --> 00:21:01,750 what I like to call "Pledge Enlightenment." 356 00:21:02,042 --> 00:21:05,709 We're not allowed to call it "hazing," not after what happened to Suzie. 357 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:10,375 We're gonna find out which of you Prada princesses 358 00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:14,000 has what it takes to be a Kappa, and which of you don't. 359 00:21:14,667 --> 00:21:17,792 This is your first pledge task, the date dash. 360 00:21:18,041 --> 00:21:22,208 You have until 12:15 to find a date and meet me at the State Street Diner. 361 00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:26,875 No changing clothes, no makeup, no brushing your hair or teeth! 362 00:21:29,084 --> 00:21:30,458 You have 15 minutes! Let's go! 363 00:21:30,458 --> 00:21:32,084 KAPPAS: Go! 364 00:21:32,084 --> 00:21:33,583 RACHEL: Go! Go! 365 00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:36,375 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 366 00:21:38,875 --> 00:21:40,208 GIRL: Come on! 367 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:42,625 (ALL CHATTERING) 368 00:21:43,625 --> 00:21:45,250 Dinky! Dinky! What do we do? 369 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:47,126 Oh, you just grab a guy. 370 00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:52,500 Excuse me, sugar. Can I borrow you for a date dash? (CHUCKLES) 371 00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:54,126 -Hurry up, girl. Come on. -Okay. 372 00:21:54,291 --> 00:21:55,500 Come on! 373 00:22:01,126 --> 00:22:02,208 (BOY SNEEZING) 374 00:22:03,126 --> 00:22:04,834 Hello? Hello? 375 00:22:04,834 --> 00:22:06,417 BOY: Oh, sorry. 376 00:22:06,875 --> 00:22:08,125 I'm sorry. 377 00:22:08,750 --> 00:22:13,042 Hi. I'm sorry I startled you. Can you... Can you help me? (SNEEZES) 378 00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:14,500 Okay. 379 00:22:17,250 --> 00:22:18,750 -Thanks. -Sure. 380 00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:20,333 -(SNEEZES) Oh, sorry. -Ugh! 381 00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:22,667 -Sorry, thanks. -What are you doing in a bush? 382 00:22:22,667 --> 00:22:24,500 I don't know what happened. I was walking home 383 00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:27,750 and this crazed pack of girls came running toward me. 384 00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:29,458 So I dove for cover. 385 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,959 Yeah, vision not impaired. Sense of balance restored. 386 00:22:33,959 --> 00:22:35,250 Feeling in fingers and toes. 387 00:22:35,250 --> 00:22:38,084 -No visible lacerations. -Wait! You're a guy, right? 388 00:22:39,542 --> 00:22:40,667 Yeah. 389 00:22:41,750 --> 00:22:43,084 What are you doing right now? 390 00:22:43,084 --> 00:22:45,500 I'm waiting for an antihistamine to take effect. 391 00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:47,167 I need you to be my date. 392 00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:49,375 (CHUCKLES) Your date? 393 00:22:50,083 --> 00:22:52,209 Yeah. Let's go. 394 00:22:52,209 --> 00:22:54,750 Oh, you might wanna watch out. When I get this excited, 395 00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:56,542 -I tend to throw up. -It's okay, just keep moving, 396 00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:58,042 -and tell me when to duck. -Okay. 397 00:23:10,126 --> 00:23:12,917 -SYDNEY: Let's go! -Oh, no. I... I... 398 00:23:12,917 --> 00:23:14,166 (DISHES CLATTERING) 399 00:23:22,625 --> 00:23:25,167 That's good? Wonderful. You just made it. 400 00:23:27,625 --> 00:23:29,000 SYDNEY: How's the BLT? 401 00:23:32,125 --> 00:23:33,166 Mmm. 402 00:23:40,209 --> 00:23:41,417 Mmm... 403 00:23:43,166 --> 00:23:45,041 Oh, my God. Look at her with that pie. 404 00:23:45,041 --> 00:23:47,208 It's a so-rority, not a ho-rority. 405 00:23:50,166 --> 00:23:53,667 So, tell me about the Vortex. What's it like? 406 00:23:54,583 --> 00:23:55,542 Uh... 407 00:23:57,208 --> 00:24:02,083 I guess you'd call it a haven, for people who don't have anywhere else to go. 408 00:24:02,333 --> 00:24:04,417 Some of us didn't get along with our roommates, 409 00:24:04,417 --> 00:24:07,250 some of us made others feel uncomfortable. 410 00:24:08,333 --> 00:24:10,126 Some of us wet the bed. 411 00:24:10,667 --> 00:24:12,750 Some of us wet the hallway. 412 00:24:13,166 --> 00:24:14,542 (LAUGHS) 413 00:24:15,959 --> 00:24:18,209 All of us are outsiders. 414 00:24:18,875 --> 00:24:21,209 Yeah, I know what that's like. 415 00:24:21,667 --> 00:24:25,917 Are you serious? You're a Kappa pledge. By definition, very much an insider. 416 00:24:26,458 --> 00:24:29,208 Would all the Kappa pledges join me over here for a moment? 417 00:24:30,417 --> 00:24:32,291 -Guess I'll be right back. -Yes. 418 00:24:34,792 --> 00:24:37,792 Okay, girls. It's time for your next pledge task. 419 00:24:38,208 --> 00:24:40,167 The date dash ditch. 420 00:24:40,625 --> 00:24:43,583 This year's unsuitable date belongs to... 421 00:24:45,625 --> 00:24:46,709 Sydney. 422 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,875 Sorry, you're gonna have to ditch him. 423 00:24:49,792 --> 00:24:51,209 (SNEEZES) 424 00:24:51,917 --> 00:24:53,208 But my guy's really nice. 425 00:24:53,542 --> 00:24:55,875 And I dragged him all the way down here. 426 00:24:55,875 --> 00:24:59,084 And he has a sinus infection, and his athlete's foot is flaring up. 427 00:24:59,166 --> 00:25:01,208 And he has glaucoma, he thinks. 428 00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:03,125 I cannot just ditch him. 429 00:25:03,125 --> 00:25:03,126 I cannot just ditch him. I don't make the rules, Sydney. 430 00:25:03,126 --> 00:25:04,625 I don't make the rules, Sydney. 431 00:25:04,625 --> 00:25:08,500 If being a Kappa is important to you, then this is the price you pay. 432 00:25:16,208 --> 00:25:17,709 (SNIFFLES) 433 00:25:19,291 --> 00:25:21,625 -Hey, date. -Hey. 434 00:25:21,625 --> 00:25:23,750 -(BOTH CHUCKLE) -I ordered you another cup of coffee. 435 00:25:24,126 --> 00:25:25,209 Oh... 436 00:25:26,834 --> 00:25:29,166 I need you to meet me in the girl's bathroom. 437 00:25:29,166 --> 00:25:31,125 -Another pledge ritual. -Oh. 438 00:25:33,917 --> 00:25:37,250 Oh... Oh. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 439 00:25:40,001 --> 00:25:42,001 -Okay. -I'll meet you there. 440 00:25:47,250 --> 00:25:48,291 (DOOR OPENS) 441 00:25:53,001 --> 00:25:55,583 -Sydney? -(BOTH SCREAMING) 442 00:25:57,084 --> 00:25:58,083 Pervert! 443 00:26:07,583 --> 00:26:10,209 Looks like you get stuck with the check. 444 00:26:20,084 --> 00:26:21,126 (SIGHS) 445 00:26:21,291 --> 00:26:23,417 CARLTON: We live in a country that's considered to be 446 00:26:23,417 --> 00:26:25,625 the ultimate model of government. 447 00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:30,917 By the people. For the people. And of the people. 448 00:26:31,917 --> 00:26:33,792 But most Americans would be surprised to find 449 00:26:34,042 --> 00:26:37,041 how afraid the Founding Fathers were 450 00:26:37,041 --> 00:26:37,042 how afraid the Founding Fathers were of what a direct democracy could do to the country. 451 00:26:37,042 --> 00:26:40,542 of what a direct democracy could do to the country. 452 00:26:41,166 --> 00:26:45,041 Can anyone tell me why? 453 00:26:45,041 --> 00:26:45,042 Can anyone tell me why? (SNORING) 454 00:26:45,042 --> 00:26:46,667 (SNORING) 455 00:26:49,458 --> 00:26:52,458 The young man snoring there, perhaps? 456 00:26:53,167 --> 00:26:54,209 (LAUGHTER) 457 00:26:55,625 --> 00:26:57,125 (DOG PUPPET CLEARING THROAT) 458 00:26:57,125 --> 00:26:59,792 The Founding Fathers were afraid that direct democracy 459 00:26:59,792 --> 00:27:01,667 would do to America what it did to Rome. 460 00:27:02,125 --> 00:27:05,709 (YAWNS) Alexander Hamilton even advocated a monarchy. 461 00:27:05,709 --> 00:27:07,000 (SNORES) 462 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,500 Exactly. 463 00:27:09,209 --> 00:27:12,709 We are trained to think the more power the people have, the better. 464 00:27:13,001 --> 00:27:17,001 Can any of you tell me some reasons why this isn't necessarily true? 465 00:27:19,458 --> 00:27:22,875 Oh, Terrence. Still here after eight years. 466 00:27:23,083 --> 00:27:24,458 (LAUGHTER) 467 00:27:24,458 --> 00:27:27,126 What do you say we give someone else a chance to respond this time, huh? 468 00:27:28,375 --> 00:27:30,333 Uhhhh.... Ms. Witchburn? 469 00:27:31,959 --> 00:27:35,209 Most Americans don't educate themselves about the issues. 470 00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:39,792 There are some valid arguments for keeping things a little more elite. 471 00:27:40,042 --> 00:27:43,042 You could even argue a case for certain types of oligarchy. 472 00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:46,667 Interesting. 473 00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:52,125 Let's hear from someone else. How about you? 474 00:27:52,458 --> 00:27:54,542 -Ms...? -White. 475 00:27:54,542 --> 00:27:56,001 Ms. White. 476 00:27:57,458 --> 00:27:58,792 Any thoughts? 477 00:27:59,417 --> 00:28:00,500 Um... 478 00:28:01,542 --> 00:28:03,126 I guess I think that's... 479 00:28:06,291 --> 00:28:08,625 underestimating the masses a bit. 480 00:28:09,167 --> 00:28:11,875 Not to mention overestimating the elites. 481 00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:17,126 Apartheid was an oligarchy, and no one wants that again. 482 00:28:18,542 --> 00:28:19,750 Excellent. 483 00:28:34,084 --> 00:28:36,126 Alicia, what year was Kappa Phi Nu founded? 484 00:28:36,166 --> 00:28:38,166 -In 1902. -Very good. 485 00:28:47,041 --> 00:28:48,083 Mmm. 486 00:28:49,375 --> 00:28:51,750 -Want some breakfast? -Yeah. 487 00:28:53,709 --> 00:28:55,209 Help yourself. 488 00:28:55,875 --> 00:28:57,458 Breakfast is good. 489 00:28:59,001 --> 00:29:00,041 RACHEL: Ugh! 490 00:29:01,208 --> 00:29:03,333 It's called moisturizer. Try some. 491 00:29:03,959 --> 00:29:04,875 Next. 492 00:29:05,792 --> 00:29:08,458 Ugh! Your pores are enormous. 493 00:29:08,458 --> 00:29:11,125 They have this new thing called whitening toothpaste. Next. 494 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:14,250 Dinky. Kappa founder Kitty Cooper's hometown? 495 00:29:17,750 --> 00:29:19,041 (MOUTHING WORDS) 496 00:29:20,750 --> 00:29:22,042 Little Rock. (CHUCKLES) 497 00:29:24,667 --> 00:29:26,709 Lose the big hair. This isn't Dallas. 498 00:29:27,834 --> 00:29:28,834 Bye. 499 00:29:29,917 --> 00:29:34,667 Eyebrows, meet tweezers. Tweezers, meet your worst nightmare. 500 00:29:36,959 --> 00:29:38,208 (ALL CHATTERING) 501 00:29:38,208 --> 00:29:38,209 (ALL CHATTERING) -I know. -RACHEL: Next. 502 00:29:38,209 --> 00:29:39,917 -I know. -RACHEL: Next. 503 00:29:39,917 --> 00:29:41,208 Next. Next. Ugh! 504 00:29:43,208 --> 00:29:45,208 Okay, future sisters. 505 00:29:45,208 --> 00:29:45,209 Okay, future sisters. Get your lazy asses up. You're gonna clean the bathrooms... 506 00:29:45,209 --> 00:29:48,083 Get your lazy asses up. You're gonna clean the bathrooms... 507 00:29:48,375 --> 00:29:50,250 (ALL GROANING) 508 00:29:50,250 --> 00:29:52,208 ...at the Beta fraternity house. 509 00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:53,917 (GROANING LOUDER) 510 00:29:54,667 --> 00:29:57,834 -Sydney, the Kappa Phi Nu colors? -Green and white. 511 00:29:57,834 --> 00:29:59,458 Wrong. Emerald and pearl. 512 00:29:59,458 --> 00:30:01,709 Sorry. I'm still learning how to speak priss. 513 00:30:01,709 --> 00:30:03,084 (ALL GASP) 514 00:30:08,667 --> 00:30:10,542 (SOMBER CHATTER) 515 00:30:11,209 --> 00:30:13,126 (LIVELY CHATTER) 516 00:30:17,208 --> 00:30:19,126 (SCREAMING) 517 00:30:21,001 --> 00:30:22,041 (LIVELY CHATTER) 518 00:30:26,500 --> 00:30:27,750 (LAUGHING) 519 00:30:36,125 --> 00:30:39,001 You know what, don't change a thing. 520 00:30:39,125 --> 00:30:42,917 You just keep walking around looking just like that. 521 00:30:47,917 --> 00:30:49,458 (TOILET FLUSHING) 522 00:30:50,834 --> 00:30:52,500 (KAPPAS EXHALING) 523 00:30:56,167 --> 00:30:57,458 -You again. -Oh. 524 00:30:57,959 --> 00:30:59,209 -Morning. -Hi. 525 00:30:59,209 --> 00:31:00,458 Sorry you had to do that. 526 00:31:00,750 --> 00:31:02,875 Looks like some of the girls are a little traumatized. 527 00:31:03,126 --> 00:31:06,291 Yeah. It's okay. I spend a lot of time in bathrooms. 528 00:31:09,291 --> 00:31:11,917 No, no. I don't mean like that, I just mean that... 529 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:15,126 I don't go to the bathroom a lot. I... 530 00:31:15,166 --> 00:31:17,583 You know, sometimes I do. Kind of depends on what I eat. 531 00:31:17,875 --> 00:31:19,001 (LAUGHS) 532 00:31:20,166 --> 00:31:24,959 Just to be clear, I spend a normal amount of time in the bathroom. 533 00:31:24,959 --> 00:31:26,167 RACHEL: Sydney. 534 00:31:26,167 --> 00:31:27,458 -It's time to get back to the house. -Okay. 535 00:31:28,750 --> 00:31:30,834 Don't ask. We had to take her. 536 00:31:31,126 --> 00:31:33,625 I think she's cool. And cute. 537 00:31:35,166 --> 00:31:37,084 SPANKY: Just admit they're cooler. 538 00:31:37,375 --> 00:31:39,333 You don't know what the hell you're talking about. 539 00:31:39,583 --> 00:31:43,126 There is no way that a pirate is cooler than a ninja. 540 00:31:43,583 --> 00:31:48,250 Ninjas live like monks. Pirates get booty. End of discussion. 541 00:31:50,834 --> 00:31:52,417 Hi. I need to return these, 542 00:31:52,417 --> 00:31:54,333 and I have a couple of poli sci books on reserve. 543 00:31:54,625 --> 00:31:58,750 I'm impressed. I don't get a lot of pledges in here studying. 544 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,000 Well, they probably don't have scholarships to maintain. 545 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,625 GURKIN: You and your drunken, whoring pirates 546 00:32:04,625 --> 00:32:07,750 represent the lowest common denominator in society! 547 00:32:07,750 --> 00:32:12,042 All right. I think we can all agree that a pirate-ninja 548 00:32:12,042 --> 00:32:14,000 would be the coolest thing ever. 549 00:32:14,625 --> 00:32:15,875 SYDNEY: Hi. 550 00:32:17,001 --> 00:32:18,750 Oh, hi. 551 00:32:19,166 --> 00:32:20,750 Hello. 552 00:32:21,166 --> 00:32:24,792 I wanted to apologize for what I did to you in the bathroom. 553 00:32:25,166 --> 00:32:28,667 What did she do to you in the bathroom? What did she do? 554 00:32:29,166 --> 00:32:34,000 It was a stupid pledge prank. And I'm really, really sorry. 555 00:32:34,709 --> 00:32:38,166 Hey, it wasn't exactly surprising behavior for a Kappa. 556 00:32:40,209 --> 00:32:43,834 Come on, let's go. Excuse me. 557 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,001 If it makes you feel any better, they threw bologna at us 558 00:32:51,001 --> 00:32:53,083 while we sang Celine Dion songs! 559 00:32:53,083 --> 00:32:54,500 (ALL LAUGHING) 560 00:32:59,083 --> 00:33:03,250 Girls, it's been a long journey, but you're almost done. 561 00:33:04,126 --> 00:33:06,333 Tomorrow night is our Presents Dance, 562 00:33:06,333 --> 00:33:09,667 where you will be introduced as official Kappa sisters. 563 00:33:13,917 --> 00:33:15,709 It's tradition for the current sisters 564 00:33:15,709 --> 00:33:18,667 to pass down their Presents gowns to the new pledges. 565 00:33:18,917 --> 00:33:21,042 After all, we're all size two. 566 00:33:21,042 --> 00:33:22,084 (GIGGLING) 567 00:33:22,084 --> 00:33:23,041 Except you, Amy. 568 00:33:24,167 --> 00:33:26,291 As president, I will draw the first name. 569 00:33:27,792 --> 00:33:30,166 This lucky girl is getting one of Milan's finest. 570 00:33:30,834 --> 00:33:32,041 (MOUTHING WORDS) 571 00:33:36,001 --> 00:33:37,041 Sydney White. 572 00:33:38,125 --> 00:33:40,000 (ALL CHEERING) 573 00:33:47,167 --> 00:33:48,458 Come, Sydney. 574 00:33:52,291 --> 00:33:53,875 (COUGHING) 575 00:33:54,166 --> 00:33:55,458 (COMPUTER CHIMES) 576 00:33:56,792 --> 00:33:59,125 Hey, Christy, why don't you check your standing? 577 00:33:59,125 --> 00:34:01,333 I'm sure you've cracked the top 20 by now. 578 00:34:01,750 --> 00:34:03,042 What's that? 579 00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:06,834 Just the school's "Hot or Not" ranking on MySpace. 580 00:34:07,417 --> 00:34:09,209 It's just some dumb list. 581 00:34:09,209 --> 00:34:11,126 Huh! That does sound dumb. 582 00:34:11,709 --> 00:34:16,291 Really dumb. I bet lame people just log on all day and vote for themselves. 583 00:34:16,917 --> 00:34:19,583 No, we don't. We're only allowed to vote once a day. 584 00:34:20,083 --> 00:34:21,542 Right, Rachel? 585 00:34:22,500 --> 00:34:24,500 Hey, Rach, you're still number one. 586 00:34:25,001 --> 00:34:27,208 Am I? How cute. 587 00:34:27,917 --> 00:34:31,167 It's been that way for forever. You know how people are. 588 00:34:31,167 --> 00:34:32,417 They just stick with the status quo. 589 00:34:32,417 --> 00:34:34,667 That's why new people never make it on. 590 00:34:35,084 --> 00:34:37,834 Oh, my God. Sydney's on it, number 213. 591 00:34:38,250 --> 00:34:40,125 I am? Let me see that. 592 00:34:40,125 --> 00:34:40,126 I am? Let me see that. Aw. But I thought you said new people never make it on the list. 593 00:34:40,126 --> 00:34:43,500 Aw. But I thought you said new people never make it on the list. 594 00:34:44,209 --> 00:34:47,917 Well, like you said, it's just some dumb list. 595 00:34:48,333 --> 00:34:50,542 But aren't we just so lucky to have you as a pledge? 596 00:34:52,250 --> 00:34:57,001 And I think you're gonna look just gorgeous in... 597 00:35:01,375 --> 00:35:05,166 Perfect. Totally you. Practically screams number 213. 598 00:35:05,625 --> 00:35:07,000 (CELL PHONE RINGTONE PLAYS) 599 00:35:09,417 --> 00:35:11,001 Hey, Tyler. 600 00:35:11,583 --> 00:35:13,166 Oh, you're so bad! 601 00:35:14,667 --> 00:35:16,084 I have to take this. 602 00:35:37,291 --> 00:35:39,333 -RACHEL: Jenny Robinson. -(APPLAUSE) 603 00:35:41,125 --> 00:35:43,126 Dinky Hodgekiss. 604 00:35:45,458 --> 00:35:47,291 Alicia Fairchild. 605 00:35:49,250 --> 00:35:51,000 Bunchie Hathaway. 606 00:35:54,083 --> 00:35:56,041 And finally, Sydney White. 607 00:36:02,875 --> 00:36:06,792 I present to you this fall's Kappa Phi Nu pledge class. 608 00:36:13,083 --> 00:36:15,834 You look incredible. 609 00:36:16,166 --> 00:36:17,542 Thank you. 610 00:36:18,125 --> 00:36:19,417 Dance? 611 00:36:19,875 --> 00:36:21,458 (MUSIC PLAYS) 612 00:36:21,792 --> 00:36:25,875 ♪ When I see you smile 613 00:36:26,333 --> 00:36:28,542 ♪ I can face the world... ♪ 614 00:36:29,125 --> 00:36:30,917 Who are you, Sydney White? 615 00:36:31,333 --> 00:36:33,625 You throw a football like Matt Leinart, 616 00:36:34,084 --> 00:36:36,083 fearlessly conquer fraternity bathrooms, 617 00:36:36,792 --> 00:36:38,291 and clean up nice to boot. 618 00:36:38,291 --> 00:36:39,500 (SYDNEY CHUCKLES) 619 00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:42,792 Well, I'm more of a Peyton Manning. Leinart's a lefty. 620 00:36:43,375 --> 00:36:44,834 Marry me. 621 00:36:45,375 --> 00:36:46,667 (LAUGHS) 622 00:36:47,458 --> 00:36:50,583 So, they go all out for these shindigs, huh? 623 00:36:50,583 --> 00:36:52,417 It's a weird word, "shindig." 624 00:36:53,084 --> 00:36:55,875 You eat? Because there are some hors d'oeuvres over there. 625 00:36:56,209 --> 00:36:59,001 You know, I tried to eat a plastic flower once. Kind of hurt. 626 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,375 I'm rambling again, aren't I? 627 00:37:04,167 --> 00:37:06,042 I'm starting to think I make you nervous. 628 00:37:06,208 --> 00:37:08,583 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) No. 629 00:37:16,208 --> 00:37:19,042 Congratulations. You are now a Kappa sister. 630 00:37:24,834 --> 00:37:27,125 Congratulations. You are now a Kappa sister. 631 00:37:27,792 --> 00:37:29,542 (APPLAUSE) 632 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,667 Congratulations. You are now a Kappa sister. 633 00:37:33,125 --> 00:37:36,083 Congratulations. You are now a Kappa sister. 634 00:37:36,083 --> 00:37:38,917 Congratulations. You are now a Kappa sister. 635 00:37:38,917 --> 00:37:41,208 You are now a Kappa sister. You are now a Kappa sister. 636 00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:43,917 Kappa sister... Sister... Sister... 637 00:37:43,917 --> 00:37:46,083 Congratulations. You are now a Kappa sister. 638 00:37:56,001 --> 00:37:59,667 Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid we have a bit of a situation. 639 00:37:59,667 --> 00:38:02,209 Every so often, it is the unfortunate duty 640 00:38:02,209 --> 00:38:04,167 of president to act as judge and jury. 641 00:38:05,001 --> 00:38:07,959 Sydney White has exhibited inappropriate Kappa behavior. 642 00:38:08,209 --> 00:38:09,583 (AUDIENCE MURMURING) 643 00:38:11,125 --> 00:38:12,709 Is this a pledge prank? 644 00:38:12,709 --> 00:38:14,041 It certainly is not. 645 00:38:14,667 --> 00:38:17,209 You are guilty of the following infractions. 646 00:38:17,209 --> 00:38:20,084 You brought an unsuitable date to the date dash, 647 00:38:20,125 --> 00:38:22,291 cheated during a pledge quiz, 648 00:38:23,125 --> 00:38:26,375 revealed a secret pledge ritual to the entire library, 649 00:38:26,750 --> 00:38:29,333 and, finally, lied about your background. 650 00:38:30,709 --> 00:38:33,001 We all know your dad is actually a plumber. 651 00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:39,126 As Kappa president, according to statute 25-A of the sorority charter, 652 00:38:39,126 --> 00:38:42,625 I hereby dismiss Sydney White from the Kappa pledge class. 653 00:38:48,750 --> 00:38:51,041 I don't know what your mother got away with when she was here... 654 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,709 but you will never be a Kappa. 655 00:39:02,959 --> 00:39:04,875 You know what? Thank you. 656 00:39:05,792 --> 00:39:08,041 Because if this is what sisterhood's all about, 657 00:39:08,041 --> 00:39:10,166 then I don't want any part of it. 658 00:39:10,542 --> 00:39:12,001 I want that dress back. 659 00:39:13,042 --> 00:39:14,042 Take it! 660 00:39:14,375 --> 00:39:15,583 (ALL GASP) 661 00:39:25,959 --> 00:39:27,500 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 662 00:39:55,875 --> 00:39:57,250 (CHIPS RATTLING) 663 00:39:58,792 --> 00:40:01,000 I will see your Cobra Commander, 664 00:40:01,625 --> 00:40:04,667 and I will raise you a mint, unopened, 665 00:40:04,917 --> 00:40:09,208 power of the force, Return of the Jedi, Luke Skywalker in... 666 00:40:11,126 --> 00:40:12,125 Battle poncho. 667 00:40:16,959 --> 00:40:17,792 Wow. 668 00:40:21,458 --> 00:40:22,959 We fold. 669 00:40:25,166 --> 00:40:30,167 Which is better? Three A's or two of the cards with the ladies on them? 670 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,667 -You dope. -What? 671 00:40:32,667 --> 00:40:35,126 If you have both, it's a full house. 672 00:40:35,625 --> 00:40:37,709 How is it you always win at cards, 673 00:40:37,709 --> 00:40:40,875 but you can't make it from Junior Tiger Guide to Tiger Guide? 674 00:40:40,875 --> 00:40:42,667 It's one badge, okay? It's one badge. 675 00:40:44,667 --> 00:40:46,209 Knots are hard. 676 00:40:47,208 --> 00:40:49,875 Does anyone know another word for "douchebaggery"? 677 00:40:49,875 --> 00:40:51,709 I don't want to repeat it a third time. 678 00:40:52,001 --> 00:40:54,917 Gurkin, no one reads your whiny blog anyway. 679 00:40:55,375 --> 00:40:58,041 Peoplespunisher.com is not about being read. 680 00:40:58,875 --> 00:41:00,000 It's about being written. 681 00:41:03,291 --> 00:41:05,084 (ELECTRIC CRACKLING) 682 00:41:11,208 --> 00:41:13,042 Good morning, Embele. 683 00:41:14,542 --> 00:41:16,333 (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 684 00:41:20,209 --> 00:41:21,625 Where do you think he goes? 685 00:41:22,042 --> 00:41:24,084 (RAIN FALLING) 686 00:41:26,291 --> 00:41:28,001 Outside, a lady waits. 687 00:41:28,001 --> 00:41:31,042 She wears jean pants and looks very sad. (YAWNS) 688 00:41:31,250 --> 00:41:33,458 There's a girl outside? Yes! 689 00:41:34,042 --> 00:41:36,792 Am I looking good? Yes. 690 00:41:41,126 --> 00:41:43,625 (GASPS) It's the bathroom babe! 691 00:41:45,167 --> 00:41:48,083 I'm going to go work the Spanky magic. 692 00:41:51,458 --> 00:41:53,125 (SIDNEY SOBBING) 693 00:42:08,750 --> 00:42:10,083 Ahem! 694 00:42:14,001 --> 00:42:16,542 Sorry. You probably don't want me sitting out here. 695 00:42:16,917 --> 00:42:19,041 And I understand, especially you. 696 00:42:19,500 --> 00:42:21,583 And you were right about the whole Kappa thing. 697 00:42:23,042 --> 00:42:24,166 I'll go. 698 00:42:28,291 --> 00:42:30,917 Did they really make you sing Celine Dion? 699 00:42:31,792 --> 00:42:32,875 Yeah. 700 00:42:34,375 --> 00:42:36,417 Do you need a place to stay? 701 00:42:37,291 --> 00:42:39,126 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 702 00:42:48,001 --> 00:42:50,709 LENNY: Guys, this is Sydney. 703 00:42:51,167 --> 00:42:52,625 She needs a place to stay. 704 00:42:52,625 --> 00:42:55,458 She gave up her dorm room to pledge Kappa. 705 00:42:56,834 --> 00:42:58,083 Sydney, these are the guys. 706 00:42:58,625 --> 00:42:59,834 Gurkin. 707 00:43:01,959 --> 00:43:03,000 Terrence. 708 00:43:04,709 --> 00:43:05,792 George. 709 00:43:07,917 --> 00:43:09,167 Jeremy. 710 00:43:10,167 --> 00:43:13,041 -Don't forget me. -Oh, of course. Skoozer. 711 00:43:14,042 --> 00:43:17,126 (WHISPERS) Jeremy's shy. He had several therapists as a kid. 712 00:43:17,208 --> 00:43:20,667 One of them recommended a puppet. He never stopped using it. 713 00:43:20,667 --> 00:43:24,001 -You'll get used to Skoozer. -Hmm. Yeah, it's okay. 714 00:43:24,001 --> 00:43:26,209 As long as he doesn't try to hump my bunny slippers. 715 00:43:26,209 --> 00:43:28,667 -No promises. -(SKOOZER BARKS) 716 00:43:28,667 --> 00:43:29,834 (EXPLOSION) 717 00:43:37,625 --> 00:43:41,250 That's Embelackpo Akimbatunde. We just call him Embele. 718 00:43:41,250 --> 00:43:45,000 He's from Nigeria and hasn't adjusted to the time change. 719 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,667 His days and nights are actually reversed. 720 00:43:47,917 --> 00:43:50,001 Jet lag, huh? When did he get here? 721 00:43:50,709 --> 00:43:52,167 Three years ago. 722 00:43:53,792 --> 00:43:55,209 Thank you. 723 00:43:55,667 --> 00:43:59,166 Of course! I have to invert the ratio. 724 00:44:02,083 --> 00:44:03,625 Come on, Bilbo. 725 00:44:05,709 --> 00:44:07,792 And what exactly is he doing? 726 00:44:07,792 --> 00:44:09,750 -We have no idea. -Okay. 727 00:44:11,125 --> 00:44:12,625 Welcome to the Vortex. 728 00:44:12,625 --> 00:44:15,167 -(EXPLOSION) -(BUZZING) 729 00:44:41,959 --> 00:44:44,417 -LENNY: Sydney? -Oh, hi. Come in. 730 00:44:44,417 --> 00:44:45,417 Hi. Uh... 731 00:44:47,125 --> 00:44:50,083 I'm sorry. I know it can be a little spooky up here at night, 732 00:44:50,375 --> 00:44:52,166 so I brought you this. 733 00:44:52,792 --> 00:44:57,625 That night light has gotten me through some pretty tough times. 734 00:44:59,417 --> 00:45:01,542 Thanks, that's really sweet. 735 00:45:03,125 --> 00:45:06,834 -Hey, is that Dark Fury number four? -Yeah. The one with the... 736 00:45:06,834 --> 00:45:08,917 -BOTH: First appearance of The Emerald Mask. 737 00:45:09,792 --> 00:45:11,126 Ahh! 738 00:45:11,126 --> 00:45:14,126 You know, you may be more Vortex than Kappa after all. 739 00:45:15,042 --> 00:45:17,792 So, are you all set? Do you need anything? 740 00:45:17,792 --> 00:45:22,083 A hypoallergenic pillow? Humidifier? Dehumidifier? Ionizer? 741 00:45:22,083 --> 00:45:24,542 Nope. I think I'm all good on the medical-supply front. 742 00:45:25,001 --> 00:45:27,667 Are you sure? There's a lot of dust. 743 00:45:28,126 --> 00:45:30,542 I've actually got loads of allergy medicine. 744 00:45:30,917 --> 00:45:33,166 You? Allergies? I never would've guessed. 745 00:45:33,166 --> 00:45:33,167 You? Allergies? I never would've guessed. Yeah, I know, just the usual, dairy, wheat, peanuts, 746 00:45:33,167 --> 00:45:36,041 Yeah, I know, just the usual, dairy, wheat, peanuts, 747 00:45:36,041 --> 00:45:38,041 -bee stings, cats... -Wow, that's a lot of-- 748 00:45:38,041 --> 00:45:40,250 ...shellfish, pollen, wood. 749 00:45:42,709 --> 00:45:46,709 A few others. But it's getting late. You're probably tired. 750 00:45:46,709 --> 00:45:49,959 Well, yeah. Public humiliation can be pretty tiring. 751 00:45:50,834 --> 00:45:52,000 Yeah, I know. 752 00:45:53,750 --> 00:45:56,084 Oh, I don't know if you need any sort of special... 753 00:45:57,834 --> 00:45:59,208 lady products or... 754 00:45:59,208 --> 00:46:02,126 No, no. I'm good. Thanks, though. 755 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,209 Thanks for everything, Lenny. 756 00:46:05,625 --> 00:46:07,000 Hey. (CHUCKLES) 757 00:46:07,333 --> 00:46:12,001 I don't know if you need me to do anything... 758 00:46:12,001 --> 00:46:13,333 -Spanky, go. -(CHUCKLES) 759 00:46:13,333 --> 00:46:14,500 (GROANS) 760 00:46:15,583 --> 00:46:18,917 Sorry about that. Let me know if he bothers you. 761 00:46:18,917 --> 00:46:19,917 Spanky's kind of... 762 00:46:20,125 --> 00:46:22,375 Well, he really likes girls, but he doesn't know... 763 00:46:23,209 --> 00:46:24,458 -many. (MOUTHING WORD) 764 00:46:25,167 --> 00:46:26,583 But he keeps himself happy. 765 00:46:27,375 --> 00:46:29,333 You may find this hard to believe, 766 00:46:29,917 --> 00:46:33,084 but most of the guys here don't have a lot of experience with girls. 767 00:46:33,208 --> 00:46:36,583 (ALSO SPRACH ZARATHUSTRA PLAYS) 768 00:46:40,542 --> 00:46:45,500 Dudes. That thing has touched boobs. 769 00:46:48,209 --> 00:46:49,375 Of course. 770 00:46:50,126 --> 00:46:54,458 The sturdy, breathable fabric is designed to maintain mammary elasticity. 771 00:46:54,750 --> 00:46:57,375 Shut up, Terrence! You're ruining the moment for me. 772 00:47:02,625 --> 00:47:04,542 (PHONE LINE RINGING) 773 00:47:11,500 --> 00:47:15,084 -PAUL: Hello. -Hey, Dad. Did I wake you? 774 00:47:15,084 --> 00:47:16,209 What? Are you kidding? 775 00:47:16,959 --> 00:47:18,458 How was the big dance? 776 00:47:19,583 --> 00:47:22,417 That's actually why I was calling. 777 00:47:23,125 --> 00:47:26,042 Come on. I've been waiting up to hear. Tell me all about it. 778 00:47:26,959 --> 00:47:31,209 It was great. Yeah, it's all very exciting. 779 00:47:31,291 --> 00:47:34,667 Sydney, I'm sure that your mom is right there taking it all in with you. 780 00:47:36,250 --> 00:47:37,458 I know. 781 00:47:38,750 --> 00:47:40,417 (SIGHS) That's what I keep thinking. 782 00:47:43,042 --> 00:47:45,167 -Good night, sweetie. -Night, Dad. 783 00:47:46,291 --> 00:47:47,667 (PHONE CLICKS) 784 00:47:49,291 --> 00:47:50,542 (EXHALES) 785 00:47:52,001 --> 00:47:54,417 -(PHONE RATTLES) -(LIGHT SWITCH CLICKS) 786 00:47:55,167 --> 00:47:56,500 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 787 00:48:00,083 --> 00:48:01,166 (GROANS) 788 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,041 Um... 789 00:48:05,500 --> 00:48:08,834 This place is a deathtrap. How about some repairs? 790 00:48:10,126 --> 00:48:11,667 Sydney, don't start. 791 00:48:11,667 --> 00:48:14,042 You know why we can't get any damn repairs? 792 00:48:14,250 --> 00:48:19,333 I'll tell you why. Campus-wide systematic Greek oppression. 793 00:48:19,709 --> 00:48:21,709 Read peoplespunisher.com if you want to know more. 794 00:48:21,709 --> 00:48:23,167 I did a whole series on it. 795 00:48:23,583 --> 00:48:26,126 I don't know what this house needing repairs 796 00:48:26,126 --> 00:48:27,500 has to do with the Greek system anyway. 797 00:48:27,500 --> 00:48:28,875 It isn't even Greek. 798 00:48:28,875 --> 00:48:30,125 Precisely! That's the problem. 799 00:48:30,458 --> 00:48:32,667 Rachel Witchburn and the Greeks run the Student Council. 800 00:48:33,209 --> 00:48:35,959 The Student Council dictates all budget appropriations. 801 00:48:38,208 --> 00:48:42,500 Over the past 14 semesters, 87.3% of all campus-event funding 802 00:48:42,500 --> 00:48:44,583 has been devoted to the Greek system. 803 00:48:47,209 --> 00:48:48,208 Are you kidding me? 804 00:48:49,208 --> 00:48:51,375 -I don't kid. -(GURGLING) 805 00:48:51,375 --> 00:48:54,125 Oh. Won't be long now. 806 00:48:55,667 --> 00:48:59,500 Why is everyone on this campus willing to let Rachel Witchburn run their lives? 807 00:49:02,500 --> 00:49:06,291 'Cause she's kind of... scary. 808 00:49:07,917 --> 00:49:10,041 ♪ I'm getting what I want... ♪ 809 00:49:11,333 --> 00:49:12,542 Hey, Rachel! 810 00:49:14,375 --> 00:49:17,208 Check it out. The diet's working. I lost five pounds. 811 00:49:17,667 --> 00:49:18,959 (WHOOPING) 812 00:49:22,126 --> 00:49:23,667 I think your ass found it. 813 00:49:24,041 --> 00:49:25,166 TYLER: Hey! 814 00:49:25,959 --> 00:49:28,042 Hey! Sydney. 815 00:49:30,375 --> 00:49:31,583 Sydney. 816 00:49:33,125 --> 00:49:35,542 -Hi. -Listen, about last night... 817 00:49:35,542 --> 00:49:37,959 Last night? Hmm. Wait, let me think. 818 00:49:37,959 --> 00:49:40,792 Oh, yeah, when your girlfriend humiliated me. 819 00:49:41,208 --> 00:49:42,667 -Good times. -Trust me, 820 00:49:42,667 --> 00:49:44,166 Rachel's not my girlfriend. 821 00:49:44,709 --> 00:49:46,500 And not everyone in Greek Row is like her. 822 00:49:47,250 --> 00:49:48,750 Give me a chance to prove that to you. 823 00:49:48,750 --> 00:49:50,125 GIRL: Sign up to run for Student Council. 824 00:49:50,458 --> 00:49:53,126 You know, I'm actually kind of busy 825 00:49:53,875 --> 00:49:55,500 juggling seven guys at the moment. 826 00:49:55,500 --> 00:49:57,001 -So... -Whoa. 827 00:49:57,001 --> 00:49:58,167 I got to go. 828 00:50:00,792 --> 00:50:02,208 Hey, can I have a sign-up sheet? 829 00:50:02,458 --> 00:50:04,625 -Yeah. You need a pen? -Actually, can I have seven? 830 00:50:12,208 --> 00:50:13,792 (BOTH GASP) 831 00:50:14,834 --> 00:50:16,291 Don't worry, ladies. 832 00:50:16,542 --> 00:50:19,125 We won't have to deal with the public once the Vortex is torn down 833 00:50:19,125 --> 00:50:21,125 and my Greek Centre's built. 834 00:50:21,125 --> 00:50:21,126 and my Greek Centre's built. (CELL PHONE BEEPS) 835 00:50:21,126 --> 00:50:22,250 (CELL PHONE BEEPS) 836 00:50:22,834 --> 00:50:25,083 Oh? Is it 4:00 already? 837 00:50:26,083 --> 00:50:27,917 Loser, loser. 838 00:50:28,125 --> 00:50:30,208 Kappa, Kappa. 839 00:50:30,625 --> 00:50:32,167 Kappa, lose... 840 00:50:34,750 --> 00:50:37,542 What? (SCOFFS) This isn't happening. 841 00:50:39,166 --> 00:50:42,500 Wow. I guess her little striptease act got some attention. 842 00:50:46,375 --> 00:50:48,458 (HYPERVENTILATES) 843 00:50:48,458 --> 00:50:50,125 CHRISTY: Rachel? Rachel. 844 00:50:50,125 --> 00:50:52,000 Use your soothing words. 845 00:50:53,834 --> 00:50:57,500 Prada, Gucci, Chanel... 846 00:50:58,875 --> 00:51:01,208 Sydney, Sydney, Sydney! (GRUNTS) 847 00:51:01,625 --> 00:51:02,709 Whoa! 848 00:51:04,583 --> 00:51:06,875 (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 849 00:51:06,875 --> 00:51:08,001 DOOR CLOSES) 850 00:51:08,001 --> 00:51:10,167 -LENNY: Hey. -Hey, guys. 851 00:51:10,959 --> 00:51:12,126 (GEORGE GROANS) 852 00:51:12,834 --> 00:51:15,667 (WHISPERING) Here, I'll get that for you. Here you go. 853 00:51:16,917 --> 00:51:19,583 I've found a way for you to get the Vortex repaired. 854 00:51:20,917 --> 00:51:24,041 We're signing you up to run for Student Council. All seven of you. 855 00:51:27,209 --> 00:51:29,667 (LAUGHING) 856 00:51:30,959 --> 00:51:34,834 Very funny, Sydney. Next you'll tell us Admiral Adama's a Cylon. 857 00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,209 (LAUGHING) 858 00:51:38,375 --> 00:51:41,000 I have no idea what you just said. But I'm serious. 859 00:51:41,709 --> 00:51:43,583 You'll all run on a ticket, and you will take over 860 00:51:43,583 --> 00:51:45,542 the entire Student Council. 861 00:51:46,291 --> 00:51:50,126 No non-Greek has won a Student Council office since 1992. 862 00:51:50,875 --> 00:51:52,417 And look where that's gotten us. 863 00:51:53,458 --> 00:51:54,709 Ow. 864 00:51:55,167 --> 00:51:56,625 Yes, George. Ow! 865 00:51:57,042 --> 00:51:59,084 We've taken enough of their abuse. 866 00:51:59,084 --> 00:52:02,250 I'll be your campaign manager. I'll be with you every step of the way. 867 00:52:02,959 --> 00:52:04,000 I am in. 868 00:52:04,291 --> 00:52:06,834 Good. Who else is with me? Come on, guys. 869 00:52:08,583 --> 00:52:10,667 Do you really want to spend the rest of your college years 870 00:52:10,667 --> 00:52:14,001 locked up in this crap hole, disenfranchised and powerless? 871 00:52:14,458 --> 00:52:17,083 -Okay. -No! George, no. 872 00:52:17,083 --> 00:52:19,001 -You don't want to be powerless. -No. 873 00:52:19,001 --> 00:52:21,042 (SIGHS) Please, don't give up. 874 00:52:21,500 --> 00:52:22,834 (SIGHS) 875 00:52:23,375 --> 00:52:25,250 Did the Avengers give up when the Black Knight 876 00:52:25,250 --> 00:52:26,792 sprayed New York with that foam 877 00:52:26,792 --> 00:52:28,583 that left everybody stuck to the ground? 878 00:52:28,834 --> 00:52:30,166 -No! -No. 879 00:52:30,792 --> 00:52:32,667 With the help of a criminal glue specialist, 880 00:52:32,667 --> 00:52:34,126 they freed everyone. 881 00:52:35,042 --> 00:52:36,917 I'm your criminal glue specialist! 882 00:52:37,333 --> 00:52:38,500 Yeah! 883 00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:40,875 ALL: Yeah. Yeah. 884 00:52:41,167 --> 00:52:42,208 Now, who's running for president? 885 00:52:42,625 --> 00:52:44,750 BOYS: Not it. 886 00:52:45,001 --> 00:52:46,125 (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 887 00:52:52,875 --> 00:52:55,166 Oh. I never win at that game. 888 00:52:56,208 --> 00:52:59,209 Terrence it is. Let's get started! 889 00:52:59,500 --> 00:53:01,500 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS) 890 00:53:05,583 --> 00:53:08,667 ♪ I am temperamental 891 00:53:08,667 --> 00:53:11,834 ♪ Like a heart without a home 892 00:53:11,834 --> 00:53:14,041 ♪ I am sentimental 893 00:53:14,041 --> 00:53:15,500 So? 894 00:53:15,500 --> 00:53:17,208 ♪ But you don't know me at all 895 00:53:18,208 --> 00:53:21,250 ♪ I have expectations 896 00:53:21,250 --> 00:53:24,375 ♪ I wanna be the one you call 897 00:53:24,834 --> 00:53:28,167 ♪ And I want a conversation 898 00:53:28,167 --> 00:53:30,417 ♪ But you don't know me at all 899 00:53:31,917 --> 00:53:33,458 Mm. Nice. 900 00:53:34,125 --> 00:53:35,417 ♪ I am 901 00:53:35,417 --> 00:53:37,542 ♪ I'm a revolution 902 00:53:37,542 --> 00:53:39,959 ♪ Close your eyes 903 00:53:39,959 --> 00:53:41,834 ♪ I am, I am 904 00:53:41,834 --> 00:53:43,458 ♪ I am 905 00:53:43,458 --> 00:53:46,083 ♪ I'll blow your mind 906 00:53:46,083 --> 00:53:48,000 ♪ I am 907 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,291 ♪ I'm a revolution 908 00:53:50,291 --> 00:53:53,000 ♪ Why do I have to explain? 909 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,959 ♪ Who I am again and again? 910 00:53:55,959 --> 00:53:57,458 ♪ I am... ♪ 911 00:53:59,875 --> 00:54:02,542 Loop in, and then you've got a bow. 912 00:54:04,333 --> 00:54:06,375 -I did it! -You did it, yes! 913 00:54:06,375 --> 00:54:09,458 ♪ But I think that you're pretending 914 00:54:09,709 --> 00:54:11,875 ♪ But you don't fool me at all 915 00:54:12,167 --> 00:54:13,208 Hey, Terrence. 916 00:54:18,875 --> 00:54:21,126 ♪ Hold on tight 917 00:54:21,750 --> 00:54:23,041 Bye, Terrence. 918 00:54:23,667 --> 00:54:25,500 ♪ I'm a revolution 919 00:54:25,500 --> 00:54:28,291 ♪ Close your eyes 920 00:54:28,291 --> 00:54:29,750 ♪ I am 921 00:54:29,750 --> 00:54:31,209 ♪ I am 922 00:54:31,959 --> 00:54:34,625 ♪ I'll blow your mind 923 00:54:34,625 --> 00:54:36,333 ♪ I am 924 00:54:36,333 --> 00:54:38,125 ♪ I'm a revolution 925 00:54:38,125 --> 00:54:41,291 ♪ Why do I have to explain? 926 00:54:41,291 --> 00:54:44,125 ♪ Who I am again and again? 927 00:54:44,125 --> 00:54:45,291 ♪ I am ♪ 928 00:54:52,792 --> 00:54:54,542 This is the gym. 929 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,125 A lot of people hang out here. 930 00:54:57,125 --> 00:54:59,375 We can work off some of those doughnuts 931 00:54:59,375 --> 00:55:02,001 and maybe even talk to a few people. 932 00:55:02,166 --> 00:55:04,125 (STAMMERING) I don't know. 933 00:55:04,625 --> 00:55:08,000 Come on, guys. It's a Saturday afternoon. What else would you be doing? 934 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:11,583 Oh, we always do play fantasy video games and then reenact them. 935 00:55:12,333 --> 00:55:14,042 (ALL SHOUTING) 936 00:55:18,875 --> 00:55:20,792 Are you not entertained? 937 00:55:21,583 --> 00:55:25,959 Hmm. Tempting. But I think we're going to stick with this. 938 00:55:31,001 --> 00:55:32,667 (GRUNTING) 939 00:55:34,084 --> 00:55:38,041 I can't do it. My arms ache. I think I may have muscular dystrophy. 940 00:55:38,041 --> 00:55:40,834 (CHUCKLING) Muscular dystrophy is a birth defect. 941 00:55:42,042 --> 00:55:44,042 Lenny, they're two pounds. 942 00:55:44,500 --> 00:55:45,583 Each. 943 00:55:48,291 --> 00:55:50,458 -You got it? -(SKOOZER MUTTERING) 944 00:55:51,084 --> 00:55:53,500 -What? -I said yeah, I got... 945 00:55:53,500 --> 00:55:55,333 (BOTH GRUNT) 946 00:55:59,834 --> 00:56:02,375 Damn, Embele, you're going to town. 947 00:56:02,792 --> 00:56:04,166 Where'd you get all that energy? 948 00:56:04,166 --> 00:56:06,125 I just awaken an hour ago. 949 00:56:06,125 --> 00:56:08,084 (LAUGHS) 950 00:56:20,125 --> 00:56:22,167 -It's okay. You'll be fine. -It fell on my foot. 951 00:56:22,167 --> 00:56:23,250 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING ON TV) 952 00:56:23,250 --> 00:56:25,001 TV ANNOUNCER: Rachel Witchburn has led 953 00:56:25,001 --> 00:56:27,709 the Student Council to great heights over the past two years. 954 00:56:28,001 --> 00:56:32,583 In addition to repaving Greek Row, Rachel beautified Greek Row's grounds, 955 00:56:32,834 --> 00:56:35,542 and expanded parking privileges for Greek Row. 956 00:56:35,875 --> 00:56:40,917 Re-elect Rachel Witchburn. Vision. Leadership. Progress. 957 00:56:41,208 --> 00:56:44,125 I'm Rachel Witchburn, and I approve this message. 958 00:56:45,126 --> 00:56:47,709 Can you believe that? Who would fall for that? 959 00:56:47,709 --> 00:56:49,792 (CLAPPING) 960 00:56:52,542 --> 00:56:54,458 George, no. 961 00:56:55,583 --> 00:56:56,834 No. 962 00:56:58,458 --> 00:56:59,750 (COMPUTER BEEPS) 963 00:57:15,667 --> 00:57:17,126 (SIGHS) 964 00:57:18,500 --> 00:57:24,750 Prada, Gucci, Chanel, Armani... 965 00:57:26,125 --> 00:57:27,959 (SCREAMING) 966 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,000 (MUSIC PLAYS) 967 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,417 ♪ Pump, pump the fist 968 00:57:34,417 --> 00:57:36,542 ♪ Pump, pump the fist 969 00:57:36,542 --> 00:57:38,959 ♪ You don't want that Do it like that 970 00:57:38,959 --> 00:57:42,792 ♪ Pump, pump, pump Pump, pump, pump, pump ♪ 971 00:57:42,792 --> 00:57:45,208 -SYDNEY: Freedom! -SPANKY: Freedom to the 7th Power! 972 00:57:45,208 --> 00:57:48,167 Freedom to the 7th Power, people. Come one, come all. 973 00:57:48,167 --> 00:57:50,500 ♪ Get down With Freedom to the 7th Power ♪ 974 00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:53,417 Come learn about Freedom to the 7th Power, people! 975 00:57:53,417 --> 00:57:56,000 Oh, yeah, check us out. This is the spot. 976 00:57:57,041 --> 00:57:59,583 -Freedom! -(MUSIC STOPS) 977 00:58:00,042 --> 00:58:01,583 I don't think we're making much of an impression. 978 00:58:02,001 --> 00:58:04,084 SYDNEY: Yeah. I was worried about that. 979 00:58:05,001 --> 00:58:06,000 Aha. 980 00:58:07,375 --> 00:58:10,625 Free drinks! Free drinks over here! 981 00:58:10,625 --> 00:58:12,959 Freedom to the 7th Power! Free drinks! 982 00:58:13,209 --> 00:58:14,458 (CLAMORING) 983 00:58:15,126 --> 00:58:17,083 Serve and socialize. 984 00:58:19,125 --> 00:58:21,126 Who wants a burger? 985 00:58:34,209 --> 00:58:35,750 -Hi. -Hi. 986 00:58:37,875 --> 00:58:41,126 I just wanted to apologize for what happened. 987 00:58:43,042 --> 00:58:44,375 I really am sorry. 988 00:58:45,917 --> 00:58:47,125 It's okay. 989 00:58:47,583 --> 00:58:49,291 So, how's life as a Kappa? 990 00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,875 Oh, you know, it's good. (CHUCKLES) 991 00:58:53,375 --> 00:58:55,542 -Hey, is one of these... -Yes, Lenny. 992 00:58:55,792 --> 00:58:58,583 The greenish-looking one is your gluten-free soy patty. 993 00:58:58,583 --> 00:59:01,583 -Excellent. -Do you have any extra of those? 994 00:59:03,041 --> 00:59:06,167 -Are you allergic to gluten too? -All my life. 995 00:59:06,167 --> 00:59:09,209 And it is so hard to find a decent gluten-free soy patty. 996 00:59:09,209 --> 00:59:13,167 (CHUCKLING) Today's your lucky day because these are sensational. 997 00:59:14,083 --> 00:59:17,208 -Lenny, this is my friend Dinky. -Oh, it's so nice to meet you. 998 00:59:17,625 --> 00:59:20,667 Dinky. Right? Nice to meet you, Dinky. 999 00:59:20,667 --> 00:59:22,083 Um, Dinky? 1000 00:59:23,959 --> 00:59:25,458 We're over there. 1001 00:59:27,250 --> 00:59:30,458 Hi, Sydney. It's nice to see you found some people you fit in with. 1002 00:59:30,458 --> 00:59:33,458 Mmm. It is nice, isn't it? If only there were a place 1003 00:59:33,458 --> 00:59:35,959 where a superficial, materialistic bitch could fit in. 1004 00:59:35,959 --> 00:59:37,792 -Oh, wait, there is. -(CHUCKLES) 1005 00:59:38,917 --> 00:59:39,959 Whatever. 1006 00:59:40,041 --> 00:59:43,084 It's so cute, making your little friends run for student council. 1007 00:59:43,166 --> 00:59:46,667 Mmm. It is cute. And it'll be even cuter when we win. 1008 00:59:47,792 --> 00:59:50,333 Just so you know, non-Greeks never win. 1009 00:59:50,333 --> 00:59:52,542 Yeah, just like you said new people never make it 1010 00:59:52,542 --> 00:59:54,042 on your "Hot or Not" list, right? 1011 00:59:55,084 --> 00:59:56,583 Let me give you one tip, Sydney. 1012 00:59:58,709 --> 01:00:01,291 I'm the last person you want to mess with. 1013 01:00:01,959 --> 01:00:04,333 No. You're the first. 1014 01:00:06,542 --> 01:00:07,875 Come on, let's go. 1015 01:00:10,667 --> 01:00:14,667 It was nice seeing you, Sydney. You too, Lenny. 1016 01:00:15,208 --> 01:00:16,959 (STAMMERING) 1017 01:00:20,542 --> 01:00:22,125 You realize she was flirting with you? 1018 01:00:23,375 --> 01:00:25,209 -Yeah. -No! 1019 01:00:26,083 --> 01:00:28,083 -Who's going to win today? 1020 01:00:28,083 --> 01:00:30,167 ALL: Sharks going to win today! 1021 01:00:30,167 --> 01:00:32,125 Who, who, who? 1022 01:00:32,125 --> 01:00:33,750 ALL: Sharks, sharks, sharks! 1023 01:00:33,750 --> 01:00:35,333 (ALL CHEERING) 1024 01:00:39,042 --> 01:00:41,083 Who's gonna win today? 1025 01:00:45,001 --> 01:00:48,750 Well, when the temperature drops below 60 and there's a headwind, 1026 01:00:48,750 --> 01:00:52,166 the forces exerted on the ball create an unfavorable magnitude and direction. 1027 01:00:52,709 --> 01:00:56,417 The resulting spatial vector leads to an increase in the Sharks' fumble ratio. 1028 01:00:57,458 --> 01:00:59,458 I anticipate a double-digit loss. 1029 01:01:05,001 --> 01:01:06,291 MAN: The dude's a freak. 1030 01:01:06,291 --> 01:01:08,750 I don't know about you, man, but I got to change my bet. 1031 01:01:10,001 --> 01:01:12,001 Wait a minute. I think we graduated with that dude. 1032 01:01:19,875 --> 01:01:23,291 SYDNEY: The election's coming up and we could really use your vote. 1033 01:01:23,291 --> 01:01:24,834 (ALL GASPING) 1034 01:01:25,166 --> 01:01:27,500 STUDENT: Hey, dudes, throw the Frisbee back. 1035 01:01:27,875 --> 01:01:31,001 Go on. Someone pick it up and throw it on back. 1036 01:01:31,417 --> 01:01:32,709 STUDENT: Right here! 1037 01:01:37,042 --> 01:01:38,126 Ow! 1038 01:01:38,126 --> 01:01:39,166 Heads up! 1039 01:02:15,167 --> 01:02:17,542 (MAN HUMMING A CAPELLA) 1040 01:02:21,333 --> 01:02:23,875 (WHISPERING) Dude, I think you have the wrong desk. 1041 01:02:24,917 --> 01:02:27,166 (BOTH HUMMING A CAPELLA) 1042 01:02:29,500 --> 01:02:32,083 Yeah. You definitely have the wrong desk. 1043 01:02:54,583 --> 01:02:57,792 ♪ When I see you smile 1044 01:02:57,792 --> 01:03:00,750 ♪ I can face the world 1045 01:03:00,750 --> 01:03:03,291 ♪ You know, I can do anything 1046 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:07,166 ♪ When I see you smile 1047 01:03:07,583 --> 01:03:09,333 ♪ I see a ray of light 1048 01:03:10,500 --> 01:03:13,042 ♪ I see it shining right through the rain 1049 01:03:13,250 --> 01:03:15,750 ♪ When I see you smile 1050 01:03:16,042 --> 01:03:19,750 ♪ Baby When I see you smile at me ♪ 1051 01:03:26,792 --> 01:03:28,625 (WHISPERING) Tyler, have you lost your mind? 1052 01:03:29,001 --> 01:03:32,083 No, but I will keep singing unless you agree to go out with me. 1053 01:03:33,583 --> 01:03:34,834 Just one date. 1054 01:03:35,875 --> 01:03:36,834 No. 1055 01:03:38,167 --> 01:03:40,583 ♪ When I see you smile ♪ 1056 01:03:40,583 --> 01:03:42,209 -(WHISPERING) Okay. -I... 1057 01:03:43,125 --> 01:03:46,209 Pick me up at 7:00. And it's not a date. 1058 01:03:46,209 --> 01:03:48,917 Done. But dinner's served at 5:00. 1059 01:03:51,041 --> 01:03:54,209 Nice work, Beta freshmen. Dismissed. 1060 01:03:59,208 --> 01:04:00,375 (SIGHS) 1061 01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:13,625 So, what do you guys think? 1062 01:04:14,001 --> 01:04:15,917 This is what I wore to my college interview, 1063 01:04:15,917 --> 01:04:19,126 so I thought it would be, you know, a nice first date outfit. 1064 01:04:19,126 --> 01:04:22,000 No, it's terrible. You look like Barbara Walters. 1065 01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:24,042 And you said this wasn't a date. 1066 01:04:24,042 --> 01:04:25,500 It is not a date. 1067 01:04:25,500 --> 01:04:29,291 We're just friends and, you know, I don't like him like that. 1068 01:04:30,001 --> 01:04:33,542 Only a little. You know, occasionally. When his shirt's off. 1069 01:04:33,917 --> 01:04:35,750 Ugh! Oh, I have no idea. 1070 01:04:36,001 --> 01:04:38,126 Uh-huh. That's how it always starts. 1071 01:04:38,166 --> 01:04:41,001 You never plan these things. First, you're friends. 1072 01:04:41,041 --> 01:04:43,500 Then you're all, "Hi! Are you here to fix the copier?" 1073 01:04:43,500 --> 01:04:45,291 -The next thing you know... -(GROWLS) You are no help. 1074 01:04:45,542 --> 01:04:47,375 Why are you so nervous anyway? You must've been 1075 01:04:47,375 --> 01:04:48,542 on plenty of dates before. 1076 01:04:49,041 --> 01:04:51,001 I don't know if you guys have figured this out, 1077 01:04:51,001 --> 01:04:53,208 but I'm not exactly the prom-queen type. 1078 01:04:53,500 --> 01:04:55,333 Yeah, but you're pretty, Sydney. 1079 01:04:55,333 --> 01:04:56,792 SYDNEY: Thanks, George. 1080 01:04:56,792 --> 01:05:00,000 But I've had about as much dating experience as you guys. 1081 01:05:00,333 --> 01:05:02,500 Whoa! Speak for yourself. 1082 01:05:04,291 --> 01:05:05,959 (ALL GASPING) 1083 01:05:06,209 --> 01:05:08,126 LENNY: I'm starting to see what you mean. 1084 01:05:08,126 --> 01:05:10,166 -You need something sexy. -But warm. 1085 01:05:10,166 --> 01:05:10,167 -You need something sexy. -But warm. -Purple's pretty. -TERRENCE: My mom used to wear mauve. 1086 01:05:10,167 --> 01:05:12,625 -Purple's pretty. -TERRENCE: My mom used to wear mauve. 1087 01:05:12,625 --> 01:05:14,250 -GURKIN: What about fuchsia? -SPANKY: No, no. 1088 01:05:14,250 --> 01:05:15,667 LENNY: That looks like it itches. 1089 01:05:15,667 --> 01:05:17,167 -GURKIN: Let me see. -GEORGE: Don't push. 1090 01:05:19,126 --> 01:05:21,000 Three quarters of first dates end in disappointment 1091 01:05:21,250 --> 01:05:23,542 for one or both parties, studies show. 1092 01:05:24,126 --> 01:05:26,291 -I hope you beat the odds. -Me, too. 1093 01:05:26,750 --> 01:05:28,001 (SNEEZES) 1094 01:05:28,625 --> 01:05:30,125 If you try any funny stuff, 1095 01:05:30,125 --> 01:05:32,000 I will unleash the power of the Internet on you. 1096 01:05:32,250 --> 01:05:36,709 I will register you as a sex offender in all 50 states, and Canada. 1097 01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:41,084 -Wow. -Yeah! And I'll kick your ass. 1098 01:05:41,375 --> 01:05:42,750 SYDNEY: Hi. 1099 01:05:47,583 --> 01:05:49,375 -You look... -(EXPLOSION) 1100 01:05:55,959 --> 01:05:57,834 -Thanks. -What was that all about? 1101 01:05:57,834 --> 01:05:59,917 That's nothing. You should see the plumbing. 1102 01:05:59,917 --> 01:06:01,041 -(EXPLOSION) -(BUZZING) 1103 01:06:01,041 --> 01:06:02,709 -What was that? -That's just Terrence. 1104 01:06:02,709 --> 01:06:05,458 You get used to it. Let's go. Bye, guys. 1105 01:06:06,001 --> 01:06:07,625 -Bye. -Bye, Sydney. 1106 01:06:07,625 --> 01:06:09,667 All 50 states, pal. 1107 01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:12,250 (EMBELE SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 1108 01:06:13,709 --> 01:06:15,125 (MUSIC PLAYS) 1109 01:06:15,125 --> 01:06:17,667 ♪ I don't want another pretty face 1110 01:06:17,667 --> 01:06:20,875 ♪ I don't want just anyone to hold 1111 01:06:21,375 --> 01:06:23,834 So, your idea of a date is to convert me? 1112 01:06:24,125 --> 01:06:25,750 Now, it's a date, huh? 1113 01:06:30,917 --> 01:06:33,083 ♪ Your beautiful soul 1114 01:06:33,083 --> 01:06:34,458 Hey, guys. 1115 01:06:34,792 --> 01:06:36,458 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1116 01:06:43,917 --> 01:06:46,792 You serve meals to the homeless? I had no idea. 1117 01:06:47,166 --> 01:06:48,750 He had no choice. 1118 01:06:49,375 --> 01:06:51,792 Not unless he has some other plan to get 1119 01:06:51,792 --> 01:06:54,042 that infraction off of his permanent record. 1120 01:06:54,417 --> 01:06:57,126 Me and the Betas, we got in some trouble. 1121 01:06:57,667 --> 01:07:00,001 Let's just say a few campus ordinances were violated. 1122 01:07:00,166 --> 01:07:01,333 A few? 1123 01:07:01,625 --> 01:07:03,375 And you're working your hours off here? 1124 01:07:03,375 --> 01:07:05,750 Nice to see you recruiting my best students, Tyler. 1125 01:07:07,167 --> 01:07:10,167 -Sydney, happy to have you here. -Happy to be here. 1126 01:07:13,542 --> 01:07:18,250 So, do my hours tonight count towards working off Tyler's dirty deeds? 1127 01:07:18,250 --> 01:07:21,001 Actually, he fulfilled his requirement last year. 1128 01:07:21,001 --> 01:07:22,458 We just can't seem to get rid of him. 1129 01:07:23,084 --> 01:07:24,375 (SOFT BALLAD PLAYS) 1130 01:07:33,125 --> 01:07:35,291 TYLER: Watch your step. We're almost there. 1131 01:07:38,959 --> 01:07:40,042 Wow. 1132 01:07:42,333 --> 01:07:44,208 This is beautiful. 1133 01:07:51,625 --> 01:07:54,417 If you look over there, you can almost see Greek Row. 1134 01:07:56,041 --> 01:07:58,667 Which is probably the last thing you want to see. 1135 01:07:58,667 --> 01:08:02,375 Yeah. It's just... Growing up without my mom, 1136 01:08:02,375 --> 01:08:06,041 I was hoping that becoming a Kappa would help me connect with her. 1137 01:08:08,250 --> 01:08:10,001 Sydney, you don't need Kappa. 1138 01:08:10,291 --> 01:08:14,750 I know. I feel close to her just being at the school. 1139 01:08:16,083 --> 01:08:19,166 You know, I found her name carved into my study carrel. 1140 01:08:19,792 --> 01:08:21,001 No way. 1141 01:08:26,126 --> 01:08:29,709 Hey, is this where you bring all your first non-dates? 1142 01:08:29,709 --> 01:08:32,333 Luring the babes with this whole do-gooder thing? 1143 01:08:32,333 --> 01:08:35,126 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Sorority girls can't get enough of it. 1144 01:08:35,500 --> 01:08:37,750 "Tyler, this place doesn't even have a maître d'." 1145 01:08:38,041 --> 01:08:40,709 "Tyler, these plates are plastic. Touching them hurt my hands." 1146 01:08:40,709 --> 01:08:42,125 (LAUGHS) 1147 01:08:42,125 --> 01:08:44,042 Let's just say you're the first girl I've met 1148 01:08:44,042 --> 01:08:45,417 I thought would appreciate this place. 1149 01:08:45,834 --> 01:08:49,625 Well, I do, even if there was no bathroom attendant. 1150 01:08:50,083 --> 01:08:51,834 I had to turn the faucet myself. 1151 01:08:51,834 --> 01:08:53,083 (TYLER LAUGHS) 1152 01:08:55,208 --> 01:08:56,625 TYLER: Here we are. 1153 01:08:58,792 --> 01:09:00,458 All right. Well... 1154 01:09:01,500 --> 01:09:02,834 Thank you. 1155 01:09:03,542 --> 01:09:05,083 I had a great time. 1156 01:09:09,167 --> 01:09:12,250 (CHUCKLES) You're trying not to overtalk right now, aren't you? 1157 01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:14,125 (MOUTH WORD) 1158 01:09:26,709 --> 01:09:28,792 (EXCLAIMS) Whoa! 1159 01:09:30,959 --> 01:09:33,417 SPANKY: I'm okay. My spleen broke my fall. 1160 01:09:35,291 --> 01:09:36,667 (SNEEZES) 1161 01:09:41,001 --> 01:09:42,126 Hi, guys. 1162 01:09:42,126 --> 01:09:43,583 -Hey. -Hi, Sydney. 1163 01:09:43,583 --> 01:09:45,083 What a surprise. 1164 01:09:45,083 --> 01:09:46,583 We were just watching the... 1165 01:09:47,291 --> 01:09:48,875 TV COMMENTATOR: Touchdown! 1166 01:09:50,417 --> 01:09:52,709 -The game? -Mm-hmm. 1167 01:09:53,166 --> 01:09:56,126 -Yeah, who's playing? -Um... the... 1168 01:09:56,834 --> 01:09:59,166 Saint Louis Gorillas. 1169 01:10:00,083 --> 01:10:02,333 You guys were spying on me, and just for that, 1170 01:10:02,333 --> 01:10:04,500 I'm not going to tell you about my date. 1171 01:10:04,500 --> 01:10:06,166 Oh, come on, Sydney. 1172 01:10:06,166 --> 01:10:08,667 Nope. Good night, boys. 1173 01:10:10,792 --> 01:10:12,625 -(GRUNTS) -Oh, man. 1174 01:10:13,750 --> 01:10:15,417 I should probably see a doctor. 1175 01:10:16,959 --> 01:10:18,209 (GROANS) 1176 01:10:22,542 --> 01:10:24,042 Hey, sexy. 1177 01:10:24,208 --> 01:10:26,291 Rachel, what the hell are you doing here? 1178 01:10:26,583 --> 01:10:29,375 Besides reading your boring emails, nothing. 1179 01:10:29,834 --> 01:10:33,000 Tell me what you were doing out with her? 1180 01:10:34,625 --> 01:10:37,417 You know what, Rachel? I like Sydney. Deal with it. 1181 01:10:39,041 --> 01:10:40,834 I don't care if you like her or not. 1182 01:10:41,083 --> 01:10:43,333 All I care about is our Greek Life Centre, 1183 01:10:43,333 --> 01:10:46,208 and Sydney and her band of goobers are screwing with our plans. 1184 01:10:46,208 --> 01:10:48,458 They don't have a shot at winning the election, and you know it. 1185 01:10:49,375 --> 01:10:51,417 Maybe we should just leave them alone. 1186 01:10:52,042 --> 01:10:54,083 That dump is obviously really important to them. 1187 01:10:54,917 --> 01:10:57,042 I don't know why anyone would want to live there. 1188 01:10:57,333 --> 01:10:59,209 That fire trap should be condemned. 1189 01:10:59,458 --> 01:11:01,667 Look, we can find another location. 1190 01:11:02,250 --> 01:11:04,167 Now, get out of here already. 1191 01:11:05,333 --> 01:11:07,750 One date, and you're ready to blow the whole deal? 1192 01:11:08,084 --> 01:11:09,583 It was a hell of a date. 1193 01:11:11,458 --> 01:11:13,625 Normally at this time of year, I'd be reporting 1194 01:11:13,625 --> 01:11:15,291 -that Rachel Witchburn... -Guys. Guys. Look. 1195 01:11:15,291 --> 01:11:18,000 ...once again has a lock on the student council presidency. 1196 01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:20,709 But now, there is a new player on the scene. 1197 01:11:20,709 --> 01:11:24,000 Terrence Lubinecki's Freedom to the 7th Power party. 1198 01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:25,458 Do they have a shot? 1199 01:11:25,458 --> 01:11:27,375 -Can they even make a dent? -SYDNEY: You look so cute, Terrence. 1200 01:11:27,375 --> 01:11:28,166 Stay tuned. 1201 01:11:28,458 --> 01:11:30,084 (CHEERING) 1202 01:11:30,084 --> 01:11:31,333 Good looking guy. 1203 01:11:31,917 --> 01:11:35,208 Check it out. Maybe I'll actually vote this year. 1204 01:11:35,208 --> 01:11:35,209 Check it out. Maybe I'll actually vote this year. Yeah, he's cool. 1205 01:11:35,209 --> 01:11:36,667 Yeah, he's cool. 1206 01:11:46,167 --> 01:11:48,083 Hey, Rach, which of these should I wear? 1207 01:11:48,083 --> 01:11:49,750 -I don't care. -But I have a date. 1208 01:11:49,750 --> 01:11:51,458 -I don't care. -Come to my room 1209 01:11:51,458 --> 01:11:53,709 -and help me get dressed. -What is wrong with you?! 1210 01:11:55,542 --> 01:11:58,208 Rachel, you can't come in here. I just farted. 1211 01:11:58,208 --> 01:11:59,834 Ew. Katy, you're disgusting. 1212 01:12:08,083 --> 01:12:09,875 (ALL SHOUTING) 1213 01:12:10,959 --> 01:12:12,084 (ALL SCREAM) 1214 01:12:12,166 --> 01:12:14,458 -Get off me, you freaks! -GIRL: No! 1215 01:12:22,583 --> 01:12:25,084 What? No. 1216 01:12:25,583 --> 01:12:27,458 (SCREAMING) No! 1217 01:12:32,083 --> 01:12:35,166 Rachel, do you want to try your soothing words? 1218 01:12:35,959 --> 01:12:37,166 (SIGHS) 1219 01:12:38,042 --> 01:12:39,834 I don't need my soothing words. 1220 01:12:40,709 --> 01:12:42,417 It's all become very clear to me. 1221 01:12:42,959 --> 01:12:46,042 Sydney White must die a social death. 1222 01:12:46,792 --> 01:12:49,042 And take her seven dorks with her. 1223 01:12:49,959 --> 01:12:52,333 (COMPUTER GAME BEEPING) 1224 01:12:52,667 --> 01:12:54,333 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 1225 01:12:55,875 --> 01:12:58,875 Great. Here comes Prince Charming. 1226 01:12:59,750 --> 01:13:02,125 Guys, please, just give him a chance. 1227 01:13:02,125 --> 01:13:02,126 Guys, please, just give him a chance. (GUN COCKING) 1228 01:13:02,126 --> 01:13:03,291 (GUN COCKING) 1229 01:13:03,291 --> 01:13:05,959 That means you, Gurkin. Put the paintball gun away. 1230 01:13:09,084 --> 01:13:10,625 (DOOR OPENS) 1231 01:13:10,625 --> 01:13:12,250 -Hi. Come on in. -Hi. 1232 01:13:17,750 --> 01:13:19,084 Hi. 1233 01:13:20,250 --> 01:13:21,458 Hi. 1234 01:13:25,001 --> 01:13:27,417 -You ready? -Actually, I have a better idea. 1235 01:13:27,667 --> 01:13:30,126 We all hang here at the Vortex and order pizza. 1236 01:13:30,126 --> 01:13:31,083 What? 1237 01:13:32,709 --> 01:13:34,042 (WHIMPERING) 1238 01:13:35,084 --> 01:13:36,375 Sounds good to me. 1239 01:13:37,041 --> 01:13:38,625 (ALL GROANING) 1240 01:13:39,084 --> 01:13:40,291 Hey, is that Medal of Honor? 1241 01:13:40,291 --> 01:13:42,709 GURKIN: No, it's not Medal of Honor. 1242 01:13:42,709 --> 01:13:44,291 Medal of Honor is for wussies. 1243 01:13:44,917 --> 01:13:47,500 It's Gurkin of Honor. I made it. 1244 01:13:48,042 --> 01:13:51,709 Pays tribute to Medal of Honor, God of War, Halo, and Viva Piñata. 1245 01:13:52,792 --> 01:13:55,625 I'm pretty good at all those games. Mind if I give it a shot? 1246 01:13:57,875 --> 01:13:59,126 Okay. 1247 01:13:59,250 --> 01:14:00,917 (LAUGHING) 1248 01:14:01,417 --> 01:14:02,875 (SHUSHING) 1249 01:14:04,333 --> 01:14:05,458 (SIGHING 1250 01:14:07,834 --> 01:14:09,500 (MONSTER ROARING) 1251 01:14:09,834 --> 01:14:11,500 (GUNS FIRING) 1252 01:14:21,709 --> 01:14:23,125 (ALL CHEERING) 1253 01:14:23,375 --> 01:14:24,875 Eat lead, sucker. 1254 01:14:25,208 --> 01:14:27,834 -Gurkin, damn. He just kicked your ass. -Yes. 1255 01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:29,750 -Nice. -I have to say I am impressed. 1256 01:14:29,750 --> 01:14:31,667 -Well... -None of these other freaks 1257 01:14:31,667 --> 01:14:33,083 have come close to winning Gurkin of Honor. 1258 01:14:33,333 --> 01:14:35,083 (SIGHS) We Betas play video games too. 1259 01:14:35,542 --> 01:14:36,750 You do? 1260 01:14:37,001 --> 01:14:38,208 Yeah. What do you think we do? 1261 01:14:38,500 --> 01:14:42,126 Just have sex with girls all the time. 1262 01:14:42,500 --> 01:14:45,625 Hate to break it to you, Spanky, but we're really just regular guys. 1263 01:14:46,667 --> 01:14:49,500 Aw, he's like a kid who just found out there's no Santa Claus. 1264 01:14:51,001 --> 01:14:52,209 What? 1265 01:14:53,041 --> 01:14:57,208 I mean, hypothetically, you know, if there weren't a Santa Claus, 1266 01:14:57,208 --> 01:14:57,209 I mean, hypothetically, you know, if there weren't a Santa Claus, which of course there is. 1267 01:14:57,209 --> 01:14:59,084 which of course there is. 1268 01:15:02,125 --> 01:15:05,167 You guys should come hang out sometime. Bring Gurkin of Honor. 1269 01:15:06,333 --> 01:15:08,792 We're having a party tomorrow night, you guys want to come? 1270 01:15:12,001 --> 01:15:13,126 (MOUTHING WORD) 1271 01:15:13,500 --> 01:15:15,000 (MUSIC PLAYS) 1272 01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:17,083 ♪ I'm breakin' dishes up in here 1273 01:15:17,083 --> 01:15:19,209 ♪ All night Uh-huh 1274 01:15:19,209 --> 01:15:22,167 ♪ I ain't gonna stop Until I see police lights 1275 01:15:22,167 --> 01:15:23,166 ♪ Uh-huh 1276 01:15:23,166 --> 01:15:26,542 ♪ I'm a fight a man tonight I'm a fight a man tonight 1277 01:15:26,542 --> 01:15:28,792 ♪ I'm a fight a man A man ♪ 1278 01:15:28,792 --> 01:15:30,083 You made it. 1279 01:15:30,792 --> 01:15:33,917 The bar is over there, and the DJ's taking requests. 1280 01:15:34,166 --> 01:15:36,333 Do you think he has the Doctor Who theme song? 1281 01:15:37,291 --> 01:15:38,750 I'm thinking not. 1282 01:15:38,750 --> 01:15:40,875 That's okay. I brought my own. 1283 01:15:42,625 --> 01:15:45,834 As for you, dance floor is this way. 1284 01:15:47,166 --> 01:15:50,667 ♪ Been coming home lately At 3:30 1285 01:15:50,667 --> 01:15:54,458 ♪ I'm super cool I've been a fool ♪ 1286 01:15:54,959 --> 01:15:57,041 ALL: (CHANTING) Twenty-five, 26... 1287 01:15:57,041 --> 01:15:57,042 ALL: (CHANTING) Twenty-five, 26... And 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32. 1288 01:15:57,042 --> 01:16:03,166 And 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32. 1289 01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:06,083 (ALL CHEERING) 1290 01:16:07,417 --> 01:16:08,500 Yeah! All right! 1291 01:16:08,500 --> 01:16:10,792 Who's next? Anybody think they can beat that? 1292 01:16:11,417 --> 01:16:13,709 Yes. I do. 1293 01:16:14,001 --> 01:16:17,084 -(SCOFFS) -He thinks... (LAUGHS) 1294 01:16:17,166 --> 01:16:20,041 BOY: The dork thinks he can beat it. All right, good luck, buddy. 1295 01:16:20,041 --> 01:16:20,042 BOY: The dork thinks he can beat it. All right, good luck, buddy. Whatever you say, man. Come on. 1296 01:16:20,042 --> 01:16:22,333 Whatever you say, man. Come on. 1297 01:16:22,667 --> 01:16:26,000 Ah. No, no. No, no. 1298 01:16:32,417 --> 01:16:34,041 (CROWD GASPING) 1299 01:16:43,542 --> 01:16:44,709 Start counting. 1300 01:16:45,917 --> 01:16:47,583 One, two... 1301 01:16:47,959 --> 01:16:49,834 ALL: Three, four, 1302 01:16:49,834 --> 01:16:53,667 five, six, seven, eight... 1303 01:16:54,126 --> 01:16:56,417 (CHUCKLES) I hope the guys are okay. 1304 01:16:56,417 --> 01:16:59,208 I haven't heard any girlish screams, so I'm thinking we're good. 1305 01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:01,208 Sure looks like it. 1306 01:17:01,208 --> 01:17:07,375 One-forty-nine, 150, 151, 152, 1307 01:17:07,375 --> 01:17:11,625 153, 154, 155... 1308 01:17:12,084 --> 01:17:13,333 (ALL CHEERING) 1309 01:17:15,209 --> 01:17:17,333 That was badass! (WHOOPING) 1310 01:17:17,709 --> 01:17:19,000 That was awesome. 1311 01:17:20,083 --> 01:17:22,417 -Lenny. -(STAMMERING) Ah... 1312 01:17:23,167 --> 01:17:24,333 Hey. 1313 01:17:24,333 --> 01:17:27,667 Oh, wow, I love your new hairstyle. 1314 01:17:28,167 --> 01:17:30,542 (STAMMERING) Yeah, I... I... 1315 01:17:31,333 --> 01:17:33,917 Dinky, Rachel needs you right away. 1316 01:17:34,041 --> 01:17:36,417 -Oh, but I just-- -It's an emergency. 1317 01:17:39,667 --> 01:17:42,126 -Oh, you know what, okay. Bye. -Bye. 1318 01:17:45,375 --> 01:17:47,959 How come you boys haven't come out to party before? 1319 01:17:48,041 --> 01:17:50,042 You guys are so cool. 1320 01:17:50,500 --> 01:17:52,083 -Really? -Oh, yeah. 1321 01:17:52,375 --> 01:17:55,084 We've been watching you. Where have you studs been hiding? 1322 01:17:55,084 --> 01:17:56,834 The building at the end of the road. 1323 01:17:56,834 --> 01:17:59,333 It's called the Vortex 'cause it sucks in losers. 1324 01:18:00,291 --> 01:18:02,001 That's sexy. (CHUCKLES) 1325 01:18:03,001 --> 01:18:06,667 Well, boys, there's seven of us and seven of you. 1326 01:18:07,125 --> 01:18:08,750 What's that sound like to you? 1327 01:18:09,208 --> 01:18:10,500 Fourteen? 1328 01:18:11,125 --> 01:18:13,001 Sounds like a party to me. 1329 01:18:13,001 --> 01:18:15,750 You know, there's a hot tub out back. 1330 01:18:16,500 --> 01:18:19,333 Through that door there's a study that leads right to it. 1331 01:18:19,792 --> 01:18:21,291 You can leave your clothes there. 1332 01:18:21,291 --> 01:18:23,917 But we don't have any swimming trunks. 1333 01:18:24,542 --> 01:18:26,084 Neither do we. 1334 01:18:30,417 --> 01:18:32,167 We'll meet you back there. 1335 01:18:34,041 --> 01:18:36,084 (UPBEAT SONG PLAYING) 1336 01:18:42,583 --> 01:18:43,667 Oh, boy. 1337 01:18:52,917 --> 01:18:56,875 SPANKY: Girls? Where are you? Where's the hot tub? 1338 01:18:57,625 --> 01:18:59,250 Marco! 1339 01:19:05,042 --> 01:19:07,417 -GIRL: They're naked! -(ALL GASPING) 1340 01:19:08,126 --> 01:19:09,333 Oh, no. 1341 01:19:10,208 --> 01:19:11,667 (CROWD LAUGHING) 1342 01:19:16,750 --> 01:19:18,041 It must be cold out there. 1343 01:19:19,792 --> 01:19:21,042 Oh, no. 1344 01:19:21,042 --> 01:19:22,834 RACHEL: Thanks for putting on a show, guys. 1345 01:19:22,834 --> 01:19:24,792 This is low, even for you, Rachel. 1346 01:19:25,084 --> 01:19:27,917 Aw, Sydney, so nice of you to care about them. 1347 01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:29,709 And since you're the mastermind 1348 01:19:29,709 --> 01:19:32,291 behind their adorable little Student Council campaign, 1349 01:19:32,792 --> 01:19:34,542 let me be the first to break the news. 1350 01:19:34,959 --> 01:19:38,167 Terrence has been disqualified from running for president. 1351 01:19:38,167 --> 01:19:39,291 What are you talking about? 1352 01:19:40,126 --> 01:19:43,167 Terrence Lubinecki is not a student at Southern Atlantic. 1353 01:19:43,208 --> 01:19:45,500 He graduated six years ago. 1354 01:19:47,125 --> 01:19:50,667 I had to stay. There was just so much more learning to do. 1355 01:19:51,917 --> 01:19:54,458 (WHISPERING) Terrence, maybe you should put on some clothes. 1356 01:19:54,458 --> 01:19:56,125 -MAN: Yeah. -SIDNEY: Okay. 1357 01:19:56,125 --> 01:19:58,042 Rachel, why don't you get the hell out of here? 1358 01:19:58,083 --> 01:20:00,250 Ooh, I love it when you get rough. 1359 01:20:00,250 --> 01:20:03,209 And, Ty, thanks for playing your part so well. 1360 01:20:03,458 --> 01:20:05,166 That's the other good news. 1361 01:20:05,166 --> 01:20:08,375 The Witchburn-Prince Greek Life Centre is now a reality. 1362 01:20:08,750 --> 01:20:11,542 -Witchburn-Prince? What the hell? -Oh, you didn't tell her? 1363 01:20:11,792 --> 01:20:15,583 I thought you guys were so close. It's a little joint project of ours. 1364 01:20:15,834 --> 01:20:18,209 And the only thing standing in our way was the Vortex. 1365 01:20:18,709 --> 01:20:20,208 So, like you suggested, Tyler, 1366 01:20:20,625 --> 01:20:22,500 I went ahead and had it condemned. 1367 01:20:24,166 --> 01:20:26,417 Now you can eat with the homeless every night. 1368 01:20:27,542 --> 01:20:29,083 You had something to do with this? 1369 01:20:30,709 --> 01:20:33,667 No. I mean, I said the place was a dump, 1370 01:20:33,667 --> 01:20:35,417 -but I didn't-- -Witchburn-Prince, huh? 1371 01:20:35,417 --> 01:20:38,167 So you wanted to tear down the Vortex. 1372 01:20:40,001 --> 01:20:42,250 -Yeah, I did, but-- -I don't want to hear it. 1373 01:20:42,500 --> 01:20:43,542 -Sydney! -No. 1374 01:20:45,792 --> 01:20:48,792 Don't grovel, Tyler. You're above it. 1375 01:20:58,500 --> 01:21:00,166 Things are looking grim, brothers. 1376 01:21:00,583 --> 01:21:03,209 I am so sorry about this, you guys. 1377 01:21:04,500 --> 01:21:06,375 You should've just left us alone. 1378 01:21:07,001 --> 01:21:09,667 We were fine until you came along and made us your guinea pigs. 1379 01:21:10,583 --> 01:21:11,834 You guys. 1380 01:21:12,166 --> 01:21:14,291 It's so important for us to stand up to the Greeks 1381 01:21:14,542 --> 01:21:17,750 and show them that they can't trample all over us. 1382 01:21:18,208 --> 01:21:22,167 Well, it's also important for us to have a place to live. 1383 01:21:38,250 --> 01:21:39,709 (PHONE LINE RINGING) 1384 01:21:41,042 --> 01:21:42,583 -PAUL: (ON PHONE) Hello? Dad? 1385 01:21:42,583 --> 01:21:44,209 (LAUGHING) Gotcha. 1386 01:21:44,375 --> 01:21:47,875 You've reached Royal Plumbing at the White House. No, not that one. 1387 01:21:47,875 --> 01:21:49,291 This is Paul and Sydney's. Leave a message. 1388 01:21:49,542 --> 01:21:51,001 (MACHINE BEEPS) 1389 01:21:52,209 --> 01:21:57,209 Hi, Dad. I was just calling to say I miss you. 1390 01:21:59,084 --> 01:22:00,583 And that's it. 1391 01:22:01,041 --> 01:22:05,084 Um... everything's great here. Really great. 1392 01:22:06,208 --> 01:22:07,834 I love you. 1393 01:22:31,917 --> 01:22:33,000 (GRUNTS) 1394 01:22:38,458 --> 01:22:39,375 (CAR DOOR CLOSES) 1395 01:22:41,083 --> 01:22:42,667 (MOUTHING WORDS) 1396 01:22:55,917 --> 01:22:57,667 PAUL: It was that message last night. 1397 01:22:57,667 --> 01:23:00,126 I could tell something wasn't right. I could hear it in your voice. 1398 01:23:00,333 --> 01:23:03,166 So I got in the van and I drove all through the night. 1399 01:23:04,167 --> 01:23:07,126 I was a little surprised to find you weren't at the Kappa house, though. 1400 01:23:08,333 --> 01:23:10,500 I wanted to tell you so many times, but... 1401 01:23:12,084 --> 01:23:16,458 I kept thinking about Mom and... I felt like I'd failed her. 1402 01:23:17,209 --> 01:23:20,500 And you always sounded so proud of me on the phone. 1403 01:23:20,500 --> 01:23:23,792 Sweetheart, following in your mother's footsteps 1404 01:23:23,792 --> 01:23:26,126 is not about reliving her life. 1405 01:23:26,126 --> 01:23:28,166 It's about being the same kind of person she was. 1406 01:23:29,500 --> 01:23:30,667 Hey. 1407 01:23:31,709 --> 01:23:34,834 Your mom was much more than just a Kappa. 1408 01:23:36,209 --> 01:23:37,625 She was a woman who always fought 1409 01:23:37,625 --> 01:23:39,500 for what she believed in, and so are you. 1410 01:23:40,166 --> 01:23:42,041 Nothing could make me prouder than that. 1411 01:23:43,792 --> 01:23:47,042 Not even when I installed that water filtration system in under an hour? 1412 01:23:48,542 --> 01:23:50,417 That was pretty great. 1413 01:23:50,417 --> 01:23:52,417 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1414 01:24:05,458 --> 01:24:07,208 (KNOCKING on DOOR) 1415 01:24:09,208 --> 01:24:12,750 (GROANS) It says, "Do not disturb." 1416 01:24:13,042 --> 01:24:14,625 (KNOCKING CONTINUES) 1417 01:24:21,250 --> 01:24:23,001 Up and at 'em, guys. 1418 01:24:24,834 --> 01:24:27,042 It's time to make some plans. 1419 01:24:28,167 --> 01:24:30,042 I know you're still pissed at me, but come on. 1420 01:24:30,042 --> 01:24:32,625 Are you really gonna wallow here in this fleabag motel 1421 01:24:32,625 --> 01:24:36,000 because some prissy girly-girl who probably doesn't know who Gandalf is, 1422 01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:37,417 screwed us over? 1423 01:24:42,875 --> 01:24:43,959 You're right. 1424 01:24:44,041 --> 01:24:46,208 I bet she doesn't know who Gandalf is. 1425 01:24:46,208 --> 01:24:47,375 (SCOFFS) 1426 01:24:49,375 --> 01:24:51,084 (LAUGHING) 1427 01:24:53,001 --> 01:24:56,209 -We're still mad at you, though. -That's okay. I want you to be mad. 1428 01:24:56,375 --> 01:24:59,208 I want you to get fired up so we can win this election. 1429 01:24:59,667 --> 01:25:02,792 Because the Freedom to the 7th Power party will prevail. 1430 01:25:02,792 --> 01:25:03,792 Yeah! 1431 01:25:04,084 --> 01:25:05,500 With our new candidate for president. 1432 01:25:10,084 --> 01:25:11,041 Me! 1433 01:25:12,042 --> 01:25:13,417 I'm gonna run against Rachel. 1434 01:25:14,667 --> 01:25:16,917 And we're gonna take her down. 1435 01:25:17,291 --> 01:25:19,333 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 1436 01:25:19,959 --> 01:25:23,542 Hi, I'm Sydney White and I'm running for Student Council president. 1437 01:25:23,542 --> 01:25:26,875 Hi, I'm Sydney White and I'm running for Student Council president 1438 01:25:26,875 --> 01:25:28,917 on the Freedom to the 7th Power ticket. 1439 01:25:28,917 --> 01:25:31,542 Your papers count for three quarters of your final grade, 1440 01:25:31,542 --> 01:25:33,917 and no late papers will be accepted. 1441 01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:36,834 As you're writing these papers, I want you to think 1442 01:25:36,834 --> 01:25:39,041 about the mechanics of modern campaigning. 1443 01:25:39,375 --> 01:25:41,291 SIDNEY: You may be wondering why you should even care. 1444 01:25:41,291 --> 01:25:43,959 Why bother voting? The Greeks win every year 1445 01:25:43,959 --> 01:25:46,167 and it's just one more way they run the school. 1446 01:25:46,167 --> 01:25:47,500 CARLTON: There's a whole lot of talk today 1447 01:25:47,500 --> 01:25:49,667 about the need to cater to your base. 1448 01:25:50,625 --> 01:25:53,875 But then there's something to be said for thinking outside of that box. 1449 01:25:55,167 --> 01:25:57,126 SYDNEY: Freedom to the 7th Power! 1450 01:25:58,333 --> 01:25:59,542 (ALL CHEERING) 1451 01:25:59,542 --> 01:26:01,667 Freedom to the 7th Power! 1452 01:26:03,250 --> 01:26:04,709 Good job. 1453 01:26:06,041 --> 01:26:07,709 (MUTTERING) 1454 01:26:08,125 --> 01:26:09,291 (YELLS) 1455 01:26:09,291 --> 01:26:10,542 (GRUNTS) 1456 01:26:11,542 --> 01:26:15,167 The fact is that 80% of the student body body at Southern Atlantic 1457 01:26:15,167 --> 01:26:17,126 is not Greek. 80%. 1458 01:26:17,542 --> 01:26:19,834 CARLTON: Take the Kennedy campaign in 1960. 1459 01:26:20,000 --> 01:26:21,959 He was inherently an outsider. 1460 01:26:22,291 --> 01:26:25,084 A Catholic had never been elected as president. 1461 01:26:25,417 --> 01:26:28,126 Who reached out to other outsiders. 1462 01:26:28,126 --> 01:26:30,291 (ALL RECITING PRAYER IN HEBREW) 1463 01:26:33,917 --> 01:26:36,000 -L'chaim. -ALL: L'chaim. 1464 01:26:36,000 --> 01:26:36,001 -L'chaim. -ALL: L'chaim. SYDNEY: To those students I say, it's time for you to be heard. 1465 01:26:36,001 --> 01:26:39,001 SYDNEY: To those students I say, it's time for you to be heard. 1466 01:26:44,375 --> 01:26:47,333 CARLTON: Minorities, women, the poor. 1467 01:26:48,000 --> 01:26:52,709 The disenfranchised won that election for John Kennedy. 1468 01:26:57,625 --> 01:27:02,500 "Naked Pain." An epic poem in 12 parts. 1469 01:27:05,208 --> 01:27:09,126 It's time for you to be heard. And we are here to listen. 1470 01:27:09,417 --> 01:27:11,042 (ALL CHEERING) 1471 01:27:11,750 --> 01:27:13,208 ♪ Stand up, stand up 1472 01:27:13,458 --> 01:27:15,583 ♪ Cannot be strong enough... ♪ 1473 01:27:16,458 --> 01:27:19,291 (CHANTING AND SINGING) 1474 01:27:21,500 --> 01:27:23,375 It's a lesson worth remembering. 1475 01:27:30,667 --> 01:27:31,834 (EXCLAIMING) 1476 01:27:32,083 --> 01:27:35,209 ♪ Stand up, stand up 1477 01:27:36,126 --> 01:27:39,166 ♪ I gotta be strong enough 1478 01:27:39,917 --> 01:27:42,500 ♪ So stand up, stand up 1479 01:27:43,583 --> 01:27:46,959 ♪ Brothers, be strong enough 1480 01:27:48,042 --> 01:27:51,166 ♪ We're trying hard to be ourselves 1481 01:27:51,500 --> 01:27:53,001 ♪ Again... ♪ 1482 01:27:53,001 --> 01:27:54,125 (CHEERING) 1483 01:28:04,417 --> 01:28:05,542 RACHEL: Here you go. 1484 01:28:06,042 --> 01:28:09,166 Don't vote for Sydney White. Let's keep it Greek, all right? 1485 01:28:09,625 --> 01:28:11,917 Does this look like your next president? 1486 01:28:12,667 --> 01:28:14,208 Vote Rachel Witchburn. 1487 01:28:16,041 --> 01:28:17,208 Hi, ho. 1488 01:28:18,917 --> 01:28:20,209 Bye, ho. 1489 01:28:21,917 --> 01:28:23,458 Don't vote for Sydney White. 1490 01:28:24,041 --> 01:28:26,208 Vote Rachel Witchburn. Rachel Witchburn. 1491 01:28:31,542 --> 01:28:33,500 (GRUNTING) 1492 01:28:40,333 --> 01:28:43,291 No way. You read peoplespunisher too? 1493 01:28:43,291 --> 01:28:44,417 I write it. 1494 01:28:45,291 --> 01:28:48,125 Oh, my God. It's the most genius thing ever. 1495 01:28:48,125 --> 01:28:49,792 Did you know that the Brew House 1496 01:28:49,792 --> 01:28:52,125 has an entire spoken-word night devoted to that blog? 1497 01:28:52,709 --> 01:28:54,209 -Really? -Yeah. 1498 01:28:54,792 --> 01:28:57,750 And... I know this is really embarrassing, 1499 01:28:57,750 --> 01:29:01,667 but I swore that if I ever met the peoplespunisher guy... 1500 01:29:02,875 --> 01:29:04,834 Well, I'd hook up with him. 1501 01:29:04,834 --> 01:29:06,209 (HAMMER FALLS) 1502 01:29:08,750 --> 01:29:09,917 Damn it! 1503 01:29:12,001 --> 01:29:13,709 (AWKWARD CHUCKLING) 1504 01:29:18,834 --> 01:29:20,167 Need some help? 1505 01:29:21,583 --> 01:29:23,083 Oh. Hi. 1506 01:29:25,291 --> 01:29:27,083 Listen, I'm really... 1507 01:29:27,458 --> 01:29:30,500 Is that a Stanley 22 Ounce AntiVibe Framing Hammer? 1508 01:29:32,042 --> 01:29:33,167 Yes, it is. 1509 01:29:34,001 --> 01:29:35,333 Can I touch it? 1510 01:29:36,709 --> 01:29:38,001 You can have it. 1511 01:29:40,500 --> 01:29:42,959 I saw you guys with the signs. I thought I could help. 1512 01:29:46,041 --> 01:29:47,709 And I just want to tell you I'm really sorry 1513 01:29:47,709 --> 01:29:49,084 about what happened the other night. 1514 01:29:49,417 --> 01:29:51,291 I had nothing to do with what Rachel pulled. 1515 01:29:51,625 --> 01:29:53,458 Yeah, I was involved in the Greek Centre, 1516 01:29:53,458 --> 01:29:55,126 but Rachel twisted everything around. 1517 01:29:56,126 --> 01:29:58,250 Yeah. I know what that's like. 1518 01:30:02,042 --> 01:30:03,792 You're gonna do great at the debate tomorrow. 1519 01:30:07,041 --> 01:30:09,041 (HEAVY ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 1520 01:30:13,250 --> 01:30:15,250 (PEOPLE SHOUTING) 1521 01:30:31,458 --> 01:30:34,208 I thought we might do a little business. 1522 01:30:45,834 --> 01:30:48,167 I thought you finished Carlton's paper last week. 1523 01:30:48,291 --> 01:30:50,875 I did, but I wanted to add some of the ideas from our campaign. 1524 01:30:52,125 --> 01:30:53,542 You really are a dork. 1525 01:30:54,917 --> 01:30:56,166 (COMPUTER BEEPS) 1526 01:30:59,291 --> 01:31:00,333 Hmm. 1527 01:31:01,458 --> 01:31:02,709 (BEEPS) 1528 01:31:04,709 --> 01:31:06,125 -What just happened? -I don't... 1529 01:31:06,125 --> 01:31:08,084 -Wait. Make it come back. -ROBOTIC VOICE: Uh-oh. 1530 01:31:10,084 --> 01:31:12,375 -She just opened it. -(KEYBOARD CLACKING) 1531 01:31:12,375 --> 01:31:15,166 Voilà . One poisoned Apple. 1532 01:31:18,709 --> 01:31:19,959 Uh... 1533 01:31:20,083 --> 01:31:21,709 ROBOTIC VOICE: Self-destruct. 1534 01:31:21,709 --> 01:31:23,000 LENNY: Oh, my God. 1535 01:31:24,333 --> 01:31:26,000 Oh, no. 1536 01:31:32,167 --> 01:31:33,166 All right, pay up. 1537 01:31:34,875 --> 01:31:36,041 (SIGHS) 1538 01:31:37,834 --> 01:31:39,167 Yes! 1539 01:31:44,125 --> 01:31:45,917 She's gone catatonic. 1540 01:31:46,375 --> 01:31:49,208 It's no use. Even I can't fix this. 1541 01:31:50,042 --> 01:31:52,375 My paper, due tomorrow. 1542 01:31:53,167 --> 01:31:55,083 The debate, tomorrow. 1543 01:31:55,458 --> 01:31:57,417 The guy definitely knew what he was doing. 1544 01:31:57,417 --> 01:31:58,792 TERRENCE: What about... Ow! 1545 01:32:01,042 --> 01:32:02,458 I can't let her win like this. 1546 01:32:03,209 --> 01:32:05,375 But the debate starts in 12 hours. 1547 01:32:06,291 --> 01:32:08,792 (SIGHS) I'm just gonna have to pull an all-nighter. 1548 01:32:13,542 --> 01:32:15,208 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 1549 01:32:56,542 --> 01:32:58,834 (SIGHS) 1550 01:33:08,208 --> 01:33:09,917 CARLTON: (ON P.A.) The debate's about to begin. 1551 01:33:10,209 --> 01:33:12,209 Candidates, please report to the stage. 1552 01:33:17,042 --> 01:33:19,417 -We couldn't find her anywhere. -Where could she be? 1553 01:33:19,417 --> 01:33:21,375 She should be done with her paper by now. 1554 01:33:25,500 --> 01:33:28,458 CARLTON: (ON P.A.) We need all candidates on stage now. 1555 01:33:42,875 --> 01:33:45,417 Sydney. Sydney, you got to wake up. 1556 01:33:45,917 --> 01:33:47,083 (MOANING) 1557 01:33:55,291 --> 01:33:57,625 I know you're tired, but you can't give up now. 1558 01:33:58,166 --> 01:34:00,126 You mean a lot to those guys out there. 1559 01:34:00,250 --> 01:34:01,291 (SIDNEY MOANS) 1560 01:34:02,750 --> 01:34:04,000 You mean a lot to me. 1561 01:34:23,750 --> 01:34:25,959 -Okay. I'm awake now. -Come on. 1562 01:34:28,001 --> 01:34:32,166 All right. Well, I'm afraid we can't wait any longer for Ms. White. 1563 01:34:32,166 --> 01:34:33,375 (DOOR OPENS) 1564 01:34:33,792 --> 01:34:36,041 I'm here! I'm here! 1565 01:34:36,041 --> 01:34:37,709 (CROWD GASPS) 1566 01:34:38,208 --> 01:34:40,625 (MURMURING) 1567 01:34:46,583 --> 01:34:51,042 Ms. Witchburn, if you win another term as president, 1568 01:34:51,375 --> 01:34:53,542 what will you do differently? 1569 01:34:54,625 --> 01:34:56,125 Why fix what isn't broken? 1570 01:34:56,625 --> 01:34:58,875 (ALL CHEERING) 1571 01:35:00,000 --> 01:35:02,083 This has been a great year for the university, 1572 01:35:02,083 --> 01:35:02,084 This has been a great year for the university, and I am particularly proud to be breaking ground 1573 01:35:02,084 --> 01:35:04,291 and I am particularly proud to be breaking ground 1574 01:35:04,291 --> 01:35:06,041 on the Greek Life Centre very soon. 1575 01:35:07,167 --> 01:35:08,667 (CHEERING) 1576 01:35:14,084 --> 01:35:16,583 Ms. White, your rebuttal? 1577 01:35:16,583 --> 01:35:18,250 (BOOING) 1578 01:35:18,583 --> 01:35:19,625 Yay. 1579 01:35:19,625 --> 01:35:24,042 I guess your people couldn't make it. It's just you and your dorks. 1580 01:35:28,042 --> 01:35:29,000 (DOOR OPENS) 1581 01:35:29,834 --> 01:35:33,001 -(MARCHING BAND PLAYING) -Go, Sydney! 1582 01:35:33,041 --> 01:35:34,166 Oh, my God. 1583 01:35:34,166 --> 01:35:36,917 -(CHEERING) -GIRL: Go, Sydney! 1584 01:35:41,208 --> 01:35:42,542 (MILITARY COMMAND YELLING) 1585 01:35:45,375 --> 01:35:48,917 GIRL: Go Sydney! 1586 01:35:50,042 --> 01:35:51,792 BOY: I vote for Sydney! 1587 01:35:58,667 --> 01:35:59,709 (LAUGHS) 1588 01:36:09,667 --> 01:36:12,001 (DRUM ROLL PLAYING) 1589 01:36:12,041 --> 01:36:13,125 ALL: Go! 1590 01:36:15,041 --> 01:36:17,667 For years, you've been oppressed by the Greek elite, 1591 01:36:17,667 --> 01:36:19,458 who take everything for themselves, 1592 01:36:19,458 --> 01:36:20,959 and leave nothing for the rest of us. 1593 01:36:21,542 --> 01:36:23,375 (BOOING) 1594 01:36:24,250 --> 01:36:27,750 It's time for the rest of the school to take back the school. 1595 01:36:27,750 --> 01:36:29,625 -Yeah! -(CHEERING) 1596 01:36:29,875 --> 01:36:32,792 I bet most of you have no idea how great 1597 01:36:32,792 --> 01:36:35,084 the campus a cappella group is, and why would you? 1598 01:36:35,667 --> 01:36:39,083 The social and cultural landscape is entirely run by the Greeks. 1599 01:36:39,417 --> 01:36:42,208 And those guys are forced to practice in a dank basement. 1600 01:36:42,208 --> 01:36:45,042 -That's hard on their vocal cords. -BOY: Yeah! 1601 01:36:45,125 --> 01:36:48,250 -Professor Carlton... -Let her finish. 1602 01:36:48,709 --> 01:36:51,208 I have met so many great and interesting people here, 1603 01:36:51,500 --> 01:36:54,500 that I never would have met if I didn't step out of my own world. 1604 01:36:55,167 --> 01:36:58,126 Before, all I wanted was to fit in. 1605 01:36:58,959 --> 01:37:02,209 But I've learned that we're all searching to fit in. 1606 01:37:02,209 --> 01:37:04,792 And we all feel like outsiders. 1607 01:37:05,042 --> 01:37:07,333 And we all do things and feel things 1608 01:37:07,583 --> 01:37:11,667 that are bizarre, and unconventional, and... dorky. 1609 01:37:11,667 --> 01:37:13,126 (CHEERING) 1610 01:37:13,126 --> 01:37:14,208 We're all dorks. 1611 01:37:14,208 --> 01:37:15,667 Yeah! 1612 01:37:17,583 --> 01:37:20,583 My name is Sydney White. My dad's a plumber. 1613 01:37:20,583 --> 01:37:21,875 I collect comic books... 1614 01:37:22,126 --> 01:37:24,917 and I'm secretly terrified of balloon animals. 1615 01:37:24,917 --> 01:37:26,250 (CROWD LAUGHS) 1616 01:37:26,500 --> 01:37:27,583 I'm a dork. 1617 01:37:27,583 --> 01:37:28,792 Yeah! 1618 01:37:28,792 --> 01:37:30,125 (CHEERING) 1619 01:37:32,792 --> 01:37:34,084 I'm Tyler Prince. 1620 01:37:34,750 --> 01:37:37,542 I'm the current high scorer in Gurkin of Honor. 1621 01:37:39,750 --> 01:37:40,917 I'm a dork. 1622 01:37:41,500 --> 01:37:43,125 (CHEERING) 1623 01:37:49,166 --> 01:37:52,500 My name is... Well, it's really Sanford, 1624 01:37:52,500 --> 01:37:56,209 and I've never had sex with a girl before. 1625 01:37:56,209 --> 01:37:57,458 (CROWD MURMURING) 1626 01:37:57,458 --> 01:38:00,166 But I really, really want to. 1627 01:38:00,792 --> 01:38:02,125 I'm a dork. (CHUCKLES) 1628 01:38:02,417 --> 01:38:03,959 (CHEERING) 1629 01:38:11,042 --> 01:38:12,209 Hi. 1630 01:38:13,001 --> 01:38:14,625 My name is Jeremy. 1631 01:38:19,041 --> 01:38:22,333 I used to speak only through my puppet. 1632 01:38:26,375 --> 01:38:27,458 I'm a dork! 1633 01:38:27,834 --> 01:38:29,208 (CHEERING) 1634 01:38:33,792 --> 01:38:35,209 My name's Moose. 1635 01:38:36,126 --> 01:38:38,000 When I was 13, I was the top-ranked male 1636 01:38:38,000 --> 01:38:40,041 figure skater in the state of New Jersey. 1637 01:38:40,667 --> 01:38:41,959 BOY: Dude! 1638 01:38:41,959 --> 01:38:44,083 So I guess that makes me a dork. 1639 01:38:44,083 --> 01:38:46,125 (CHEERING) 1640 01:38:49,583 --> 01:38:52,542 I've hated Rachel Witchburn 1641 01:38:52,792 --> 01:38:56,250 ever since she told me I had "mom" arms freshman year. 1642 01:38:56,250 --> 01:38:58,500 I have a voodoo doll of her in my underwear drawer, 1643 01:38:58,500 --> 01:38:59,709 and I stick pins in it. 1644 01:39:05,042 --> 01:39:06,667 Oh, and I'm a dork. 1645 01:39:06,917 --> 01:39:08,417 (CHEERING) 1646 01:39:12,084 --> 01:39:14,959 Hi. (GIGGLES) My name is Dinky Hodgekiss. 1647 01:39:16,041 --> 01:39:18,291 And I think I'm in love with a dork. 1648 01:39:19,000 --> 01:39:20,959 (ALL WHOOPING) 1649 01:39:23,917 --> 01:39:25,250 (CHEERS) 1650 01:39:25,250 --> 01:39:27,041 Let's hear it for the dorks! 1651 01:39:27,667 --> 01:39:29,959 (ALL CHEERING) 1652 01:39:46,959 --> 01:39:49,417 Rachel Witchburn, you've exhibited 1653 01:39:49,417 --> 01:39:51,417 behavior unsuitable for a Kappa. 1654 01:39:51,959 --> 01:39:54,126 You've lied, manipulated, 1655 01:39:54,166 --> 01:39:57,167 and verbally abused your sisters and fellow students. 1656 01:39:58,041 --> 01:39:59,542 And you are just such a... 1657 01:40:00,709 --> 01:40:02,500 A bitch. 1658 01:40:05,166 --> 01:40:08,001 We, all of us, 1659 01:40:08,125 --> 01:40:11,792 hereby strip you of the privileges of the Kappa sisterhood. 1660 01:40:14,500 --> 01:40:16,709 But you can't! You can't just... 1661 01:40:17,209 --> 01:40:18,291 We just did. 1662 01:40:19,583 --> 01:40:20,709 Hmm! 1663 01:40:23,458 --> 01:40:26,083 ALL: (CHANTING) Here comes a Kappa Queen of the Row. 1664 01:40:26,083 --> 01:40:29,166 She's hot, she's cool She ain't no ho. 1665 01:40:29,166 --> 01:40:30,709 She's got style 1666 01:40:30,709 --> 01:40:32,167 -She's got class. -Prada... 1667 01:40:32,167 --> 01:40:34,417 -And from behind, a kicking... -Gucci... 1668 01:40:35,001 --> 01:40:36,583 (KAPPAS GIGGLING) 1669 01:40:36,583 --> 01:40:38,583 (SCREAMING) 1670 01:40:43,126 --> 01:40:45,166 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS) 1671 01:40:57,959 --> 01:41:01,041 ♪ You're looking for something You can't find 1672 01:41:01,041 --> 01:41:04,250 ♪ If you give it up You'll lose your mind 1673 01:41:04,250 --> 01:41:07,625 ♪ There's always Something in your way 1674 01:41:07,625 --> 01:41:10,042 ♪ Well, what can you say? 1675 01:41:10,042 --> 01:41:11,792 ♪ You're gonna have good day 1676 01:41:16,375 --> 01:41:18,041 ♪ You're gonna have good day ♪ 1677 01:41:26,667 --> 01:41:27,875 (SNEEZES) 1678 01:41:28,250 --> 01:41:31,542 Oh, no. You're not getting sick, are you? 1679 01:41:31,542 --> 01:41:34,458 -Nah. It's just the mulch. -Oh. 1680 01:41:34,458 --> 01:41:36,083 (BOTH MOANING) 1681 01:41:46,042 --> 01:41:47,375 (CAR HORN HONKS) 1682 01:41:48,417 --> 01:41:52,333 Hey, we're from Southeast State and we're lost. Can you help us? 1683 01:41:57,167 --> 01:41:59,750 I will be your guide. 1684 01:42:00,458 --> 01:42:02,333 Give me five minutes. 1685 01:42:02,333 --> 01:42:04,166 Take all the time you need. 1686 01:42:15,083 --> 01:42:16,542 Okay. Bye. 1687 01:42:19,750 --> 01:42:22,042 Terrence! What happened? 1688 01:42:22,083 --> 01:42:26,500 Hey, guys. I finally perfected my predictive analytic probability theory. 1689 01:42:29,125 --> 01:42:30,959 It can predict anything 1690 01:42:30,959 --> 01:42:34,500 from the behavior of amino acids in a stable isotope peptide bond 1691 01:42:34,750 --> 01:42:36,208 to the outcome of sporting events. 1692 01:42:37,750 --> 01:42:41,125 So I sold it to ibet.com for $10 million. 1693 01:42:43,167 --> 01:42:45,667 -(WHOOPING) -My God! Are you kidding me? 1694 01:42:46,542 --> 01:42:48,209 You are rich man! 1695 01:42:52,250 --> 01:42:53,875 You know I helped. I did. 1696 01:42:54,417 --> 01:42:56,001 (WHISTLES) 1697 01:43:04,042 --> 01:43:05,458 ALL: Aw! 1698 01:43:09,208 --> 01:43:10,959 Oh, let's take a picture. 1699 01:43:12,166 --> 01:43:13,542 Come on, come on. 1700 01:43:15,709 --> 01:43:16,959 Get together. 1701 01:43:20,001 --> 01:43:21,209 Say cheese. 1702 01:43:21,209 --> 01:43:22,209 ALL: Cheese. 1703 01:43:25,500 --> 01:43:28,000 SYDNEY: So, that's the story of Sydney White. 1704 01:43:28,542 --> 01:43:31,583 My mom was right. I did make friends for life. 1705 01:43:32,167 --> 01:43:35,542 And we all lived... Well, do you even have to ask? 1706 01:43:36,625 --> 01:43:38,792 Dorkily ever after. 1707 01:43:43,375 --> 01:43:46,084 ♪ I'm not worried 1708 01:43:46,084 --> 01:43:48,959 ♪ Here he comes 1709 01:43:49,834 --> 01:43:52,417 ♪ I'm not worried 1710 01:43:52,417 --> 01:43:56,542 ♪ Better stand down your guns 1711 01:43:56,542 --> 01:43:59,084 ♪ I feel nothing 1712 01:43:59,084 --> 01:44:03,209 ♪ I'm stepping out Here I go 1713 01:44:03,209 --> 01:44:05,875 ♪ I'm not worried 1714 01:44:17,083 --> 01:44:18,667 ♪ Trying hard 1715 01:44:18,667 --> 01:44:20,667 ♪ Tried it all To keep your head in the game 1716 01:44:20,667 --> 01:44:23,875 ♪ In the game, quit playing 1717 01:44:23,875 --> 01:44:24,917 ♪ That was me 1718 01:44:24,917 --> 01:44:26,417 ♪ I don't know that me no more 1719 01:44:26,417 --> 01:44:29,458 ♪ I got tired, fell asleep Now I am back 1720 01:44:29,458 --> 01:44:32,126 ♪ I'm not worried 1721 01:44:32,126 --> 01:44:34,834 ♪ Here it comes 1722 01:44:35,917 --> 01:44:38,542 ♪ I'm not worried 1723 01:44:38,542 --> 01:44:42,041 ♪ Better stand down your guns 1724 01:44:55,667 --> 01:44:58,333 ♪ I'm not worried 1725 01:44:58,333 --> 01:45:01,542 ♪ Here it comes 1726 01:45:02,084 --> 01:45:05,001 ♪ I'm not worried 1727 01:45:05,001 --> 01:45:08,417 ♪ Better stand down your guns 1728 01:45:08,750 --> 01:45:11,375 ♪ I feel nothing 1729 01:45:11,375 --> 01:45:15,041 ♪ Stepping out Now here I go 1730 01:45:15,041 --> 01:45:18,500 ♪ I'm not worried ♪ 1731 01:45:32,542 --> 01:45:34,500 (BEAUTIFUL SURPRISE PLAYS) 1732 01:45:39,166 --> 01:45:43,166 ♪ She's got a little bit of trouble In her eyes 1733 01:45:43,166 --> 01:45:46,834 ♪ Just enough to let me know She's the paradise 1734 01:45:46,834 --> 01:45:50,542 ♪ She's part so safe Part hell fire 1735 01:45:50,542 --> 01:45:54,500 ♪ When you think she's piqued That's when she takes it high 1736 01:45:54,500 --> 01:45:57,001 ♪ And I fall apart 1737 01:45:57,001 --> 01:46:01,583 ♪ When she says goodbye 1738 01:46:01,583 --> 01:46:08,209 ♪ She's such a beautiful surprise 1739 01:46:09,209 --> 01:46:15,458 ♪ She's such a beautiful surprise 1740 01:46:17,001 --> 01:46:22,834 ♪ A flash of light Across the cold black sky 1741 01:46:23,583 --> 01:46:30,084 ♪ A low cool rain On a hot summer night 1742 01:46:31,125 --> 01:46:36,542 ♪ Leaves me mesmerized 1743 01:46:38,625 --> 01:46:43,417 ♪ She's such a beautiful surprise 1744 01:46:45,667 --> 01:46:52,166 ♪ She's such a beautiful surprise 1745 01:46:53,041 --> 01:46:55,042 ♪ Beautiful 1746 01:46:55,042 --> 01:46:56,792 ♪ Beautiful 1747 01:46:56,792 --> 01:47:01,083 ♪ Beautiful 1748 01:47:01,083 --> 01:47:06,208 ♪ She's such a beautiful surprise ♪ 128863

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