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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)
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For Syd.
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♪ Good morning
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♪ A new day's dawning
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♪ And I'm through yawning now
I get excited everyday
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MAN: For Syd.
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Yo, sign Syd's card.
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♪ Just what it is I've found
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It's for Syd.
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♪ 'Cause it's all right for now
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♪ Good morning
A new day's dawning
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♪ And I'm through yawning now...
♪
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Hey, Syd!
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Got a little something for you.
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What's this?
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Just a little something.
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Aw.
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-You guys!
-From all of us.
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Is it a Stanley 22 Ounce
Anti-vibe
Framing Hammer?
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No, it's better than that.
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It's actually something
you can use in college.
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Come on.
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-(GASPS)
-(PAUL CHUCKLES)
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I love it.
Thanks, you guys.
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Just don't spend all
your time on it, okay?
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I know that you have
a scholarship to keep up with,
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but you got to promise us all
that you're gonna raise a little
hell
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-every now and then.
-ALL: (CHEERING) Yeah!
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Don't worry, Dad,
I'll smile for my mug shot.
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Hmm.
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I'm gonna miss everybody.
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Stu, careful with the nail gun.
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Big Ron! Hmm!
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Hold me, please.
(SOBS)
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All right.
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Good hug.
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Good hug.
PAUL: Back to work.
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PAUL: Back to work.
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Okay, you're crushing me.
Ow! My collarbone!
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SYDNEY: You know how people joke
about being raised by wolves?
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Well, I was raised
by construction workers.
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-What have you got?
-Peanut butter. It's so good.
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WORKER: (WHISTLES) Mamacita!
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(WHISTLES)
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(WHISTLES)
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(CHUCKLING) Yeah!
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SYDNEY: I was only nine
when my mom died.
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Which means my formative years
were left up to my dad.
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Being a plumber did give him
a certain unique perspective.
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Now, these up here,
are your fallipian...
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That's not right, these are...
Fallopian.
These are your...
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Let's just call them your lady
tubes.
All right?
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Every month, you...
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lay an egg.
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Like a chicken.
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SYDNEY: My dad always did his
best.
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Understand?
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SYDNEY: But sometimes,
a girl just needs her mom.
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(SIGHS)
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PAUL: Sydney!
Time to get a move on,
sweetheart!
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Wow.
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You know, if your mom was here,
she'd know exactly what to say.
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She'd be so excited you're going
to her school, gonna join her
sorority.
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I'm not in yet, Dad.
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Girl, you're gonna fit
into that place like a...
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overflow tube in a pressure
tank.
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Come on, Dad.
We said no mushy stuff.
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Right. No mushy stuff.
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(BUS ENGINE STARTING)
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Come here.
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I love you, Dad.
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MOM: Dear Sydney,
I love you so much.
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I'm so sorry I'm not there
to see you off to college.
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But since I can't be, I've put
some
of my favorite memories in this
box.
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Live every moment, Sydney.
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Grab every opportunity.
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And have fun in everything you
do.
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The friends you meet in college
will be your friends for life.
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Perhaps you'll fill this box
with your own memories,
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to pass on to your daughter
someday.
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And know that though
I can't be there with you now,
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I'm always right by your side,
every step of the way.
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(ENGINE REVVING UP)
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(MUSIC PLAYS)
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♪ I get you so hot
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♪ I get to know when to rock
you, boy
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♪ Gonna get, gonna get
Gonna get you hot, boy
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♪ Gonna get, gonna get
Gonna get you hot, boy
♪ Gonna get you hot, boy
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♪ Gonna get you hot, boy
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♪ I should come with a warning,
baby
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♪ I should come with a warning
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♪ Boy, I'm dangerous
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♪ So hazardous, so dangerous
Yeah, baby
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♪ I should come with a warning,
baby
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♪ I should come with a warning ♪
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Still the fairest of them all.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(MUSIC PLAYS)
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♪ Too long till fall
Sick summer in bed
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♪ You and a lazy mood
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♪ Ten times the fall
Spread, sacked, and I've failed
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♪ Stop, it's too late
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♪ I'm feeling frustrated
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♪ I see no sign of fortress
I see no sign of fortress ♪
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DINKY: Well, hello there.
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Oh, Hi. I didn't even know
anyone was in here.
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Oh, that's okay.
People sometimes don't see me.
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Oh, that's okay.
People sometimes don't see me.
-I'm Dinky.
-Oh, no, you're not.
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-I'm Dinky.
-Oh, no, you're not.
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No, silly, that's my name.
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Oh, Dinky?
That's your real name?
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Of course not.
My real name's Demetria
Rosemead.
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Dinky it is.
Hi, I'm Sydney White.
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Sydney White?
The other Kappa legacy?
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Daughter of Paul White and
Deborah Lee,
Kappa pledge class 1980?
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-Yeah.
-(GASPS)
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I'm sorry, I feel bad I didn't
order
your background check.
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I'm the other Kappa legacy!
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Oh, my gosh!
This is just so exciting!
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I should've known they would've
roomed us
together for rush.
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Don't get too comfortable.
We're gonna move to the Kappa
house!
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We're gonna be sisters!
(SQUEALS)
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Yay. We're jumping now.
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I've just been waiting to become
a Kappa
since I can remember.
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All the women in my family
were Kappas, too.
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See, look. My momma gave me her
when I was five.
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She even has a little pledge
pin.
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She sure does.
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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Does she come with
a mini Kappa dream house?
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Oh... Oh, I wish.
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Now, what were you thinking
about
wearing to the first rush party?
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Let me... Let me just show you
what I was thinking.
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Okay.
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Now, those...
Those are my top five.
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Wow.
I don't even have a top one.
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You know, I might have a
skirt...
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-Oh, no.
-...in here somewhere.
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Did you have a luggage mishap?
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-No.
-Well, what about in that bag?
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Oh. Oh, this bag.
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Oh, wait until you see this!
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My comic-book collection.
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Oh, my...
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SIDNEY: Pretty cool, huh?
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Yeah. Uh, you know what,
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Why don't you just wear
something
of mine to the first rush party?
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Oh, okay. Yeah.
That might be best.
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You know, this is gonna be fun.
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Never really had a lot
of girlfriends before.
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Not just girlfriends.
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Sisters.
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(BOTH SQUEALING)
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(FANFARE PLAYING)
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(CLAMORING)
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(FANFARE STOPS)
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I'd like to welcome Tyler
Prince,
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president of Beta
Omega Rho fraternity.
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Hey, everyone.
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I've asked Tyler to come today
to talk about a very special
project.
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-So, the plan is--
-We have a golden opportunity
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right on Greek Row.
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GIRL: The Vortex,
where all those freaks live?
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That's the golden opportunity?
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No.
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This is.
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(ALL GASP)
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The Witchburn-Prince Greek Life
Centre
will soon break ground.
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Tyler's parents and my parents
have already donated the funds.
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We just need to deal
with the current tenants.
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I've been assured by the
administration
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that this is a priority
for the university for this
year.
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(APPLAUSE)
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Okay, so text me.
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This is silly. When are you
gonna stop
all this and come back to me?
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You dumped me, remember?
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It was middle school,
what did I know?
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I thought I was gonna
marry a Backstreet Boy.
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I thought I was gonna
marry a Backstreet Boy.
You still could.
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You still could.
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I got to go pick up the keg.
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Yeah, well, I got to go too.
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-I wish we had the same size
feet.
-Oh, it's okay.
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I mean, isn't the whole point
of this whole sisterhood thing
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that they like you
for who you are?
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Um... sure.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)
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♪ Shake your hips right, baby
Come on
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♪ Shake them all night long
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♪ Shake your hips... ♪
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BOY: Nice.
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Hello.
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Welcome to SAU.
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(CHUCKLES) Hello.
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Nice.
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Three's company.
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Whoa!
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Oh, hang on.
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Vortex Freak Show,
starring Puppet Boy.
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Oh, this is an official
dork alert, man.
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We got...
We got Dork Skywalker.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Target acquired.
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Incoming Moose missile!
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Hey, you okay?
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(STAMMERING) I... I...
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(WHIMPERS)
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You better keep this.
You clearly need the practice!
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(GROANS)
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-(THUD)
-BOY: Dude!
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-Come on, Dinks.
-Oh!
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You do realize you just showed
up
the school's tight end.
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Mm. I hope he's second string.
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Tyler Prince. Beta president.
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Sydney White. No title.
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Sorry. This is Dinky.
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But we're actually we're gonna
be late
to our first rush party,
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so if you'll excuse us.
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Oh, maybe he could
help us find our way.
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We're going to Kappa.
Mm-hmm.
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All right, ladies.
Let me be your Greek guide.
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Each house has a reputation.
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-There's the Gamma Phi's.
-(GIRLS SQUEALING)
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They're perky.
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Very perky.
Lots of cheerleaders.
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And here's Pi Beta Omega.
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Those girls can out-party
any fraternity on campus.
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So what was the first house?
The one with the Junior Tiger
Guide?
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Ah, that would be the Vortex.
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-That's a weird name for a
fraternity.
-It's not a fraternity.
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-That's a weird name for a
fraternity.
-It's not a fraternity.
It started off as overflow
student housing.
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It started off as overflow
student housing.
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Now, it's just kind of there.
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Here's our stop.
Kappa Phi Nu.
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DINKY:
Well, thank you for the tour,
Tyler.
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-Yeah, thank you.
-Sydney, you know what,
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-I'm just... I'm gonna meet you
inside.
-(WHISPERING) Why?
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-(MOUTHING WORDS)
-(GIGGLING)
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The illegally blondes.
You? Really?
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Yeah. Is it the shoes?
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(LAUGHS)
No. I love the shoes.
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The Kappas are just
a little... intense.
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Oh, well, it was
actually my mother's house.
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Ah. Legacy.
Is she all over you about
rushing?
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No. She died nine years ago.
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-I'm sorry.
-Oh, it's okay.
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Kappas could use a girl like
you.
248
00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:40,834
I should know.
They're our sister sorority.
249
00:14:41,126 --> 00:14:43,333
Oh! So we'll be like
brother and sister!
250
00:14:45,208 --> 00:14:48,291
Not in, you know,
the related, familial way,
251
00:14:48,291 --> 00:14:51,250
but, you know, more in the
fraternal,
sororal...
252
00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:53,959
Sororital?
Is that a word? Sorry.
253
00:14:54,041 --> 00:14:56,209
I kind of tend to overtalk
when I'm nervous.
254
00:14:56,209 --> 00:14:59,500
It's a disease, one without a
cure.
So stop me any time, please.
255
00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:00,375
You're nervous?
256
00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:05,001
Oh, no. (CHUCKLES)
No, it's not you. Tyler, was it?
257
00:15:05,001 --> 00:15:07,167
No, it's because
of the whole rush, you know?
258
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:10,166
The very term "rush" is an
amper-upper.
It amps up the old nerves.
259
00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:11,917
(CHUCKLES) I have to go.
260
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,167
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
261
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:22,166
Okay, ladies.
Listen up.
262
00:15:23,125 --> 00:15:26,167
The doors are about to open.
Our objective is...
263
00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:28,083
ALL: Target cute pledges.
264
00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:30,750
Exactly.
And what do we want to avoid?
265
00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:32,000
ALL: Fat losers.
266
00:15:33,209 --> 00:15:35,709
Now, now.
We all remember the code.
267
00:15:35,709 --> 00:15:38,917
When I ask you to show a girl
to the "koi pond," ditch her.
268
00:15:39,291 --> 00:15:42,126
We also have two
legacies coming today,
269
00:15:42,126 --> 00:15:44,583
Dinky Hodgekiss
and Sydney White.
270
00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:46,792
When you meet them,
find me immediately.
271
00:15:47,542 --> 00:15:49,500
Okay, girls.
Are we ready?
272
00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:54,000
ALL: (CHANTING) Here comes a
Kappa
Queen of the Row
273
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,500
She's hot, she's cool
She ain't no ho
274
00:15:57,500 --> 00:16:00,208
She's got style
she's got clas,
275
00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:03,126
And from behind a kicking...
276
00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:09,792
Kappa! Kappa! Kappa!
Kappa! Kappa! Kappa! Kappa!
277
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,834
Excuse me, Amy.
Don't you remember?
278
00:16:12,834 --> 00:16:15,000
You've been reassigned.
Kitchen duty.
279
00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:17,084
Go on.
280
00:16:20,084 --> 00:16:23,834
That's what happens when you
gain 27 lbs
of breakup weight over the
summer.
281
00:16:25,625 --> 00:16:30,208
ALL: Kappa! Kappa!
Kappa! Kappa!
282
00:16:30,208 --> 00:16:33,125
Kappa! Kappa! Kappa!
283
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:34,333
Hi!
284
00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:36,792
Hi!
285
00:16:37,084 --> 00:16:39,001
ALL: Kappa! Kappa! Kappa...
286
00:16:43,208 --> 00:16:46,001
-Hey!
-GIRL: Everyone wants to be a
Kappa.
287
00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:49,458
We've been dating for two years.
I love him so much!
288
00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:51,458
And next week,
he's gonna pin me.
289
00:16:52,209 --> 00:16:53,583
Pin you to what?
290
00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:02,667
-Hi.
-Hi.
291
00:17:26,458 --> 00:17:28,834
-GIRL: Hi there.
-Oh, hi.
292
00:17:28,834 --> 00:17:29,917
(THUD)
293
00:17:30,291 --> 00:17:32,250
I'm Katy, and this is Christy.
294
00:17:32,917 --> 00:17:34,126
I'm Sydney White.
295
00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:37,667
You're one of our legacies.
Rachel's gonna be so excited!
296
00:17:39,041 --> 00:17:41,167
(PARTY MUSIC PLAYING)
297
00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:43,208
Rachel, we'd like you to meet
someone.
298
00:17:43,917 --> 00:17:46,084
Oh, hi.
299
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:49,250
Girls, why don't you show this
one
the koi pond?
300
00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:51,083
Ooh, I love koi ponds.
301
00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:52,792
Great. Off you go.
302
00:17:53,542 --> 00:17:55,125
This is Sydney White.
303
00:17:56,166 --> 00:17:58,709
Three words. Leg-a-cy?
304
00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:03,209
Sydney, so pleased to meet you.
305
00:18:03,209 --> 00:18:06,583
I'm so excited.
My mom had a great experience
here.
306
00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:09,959
Katy, have you offered our guest
a drink from the refreshment
table?
307
00:18:09,959 --> 00:18:12,583
-I'm actually not that thirsty.
-No, no. Katy.
308
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:14,458
The refreshment table?
309
00:18:20,375 --> 00:18:23,917
We have a situation.
That girl is not Kappa material.
310
00:18:23,917 --> 00:18:26,500
CHRISTY: Really?
I didn't see anything wrong with
her.
311
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:29,291
Christy, you know
you're not as perceptive as I
am.
312
00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:32,126
That girl wouldn't know
her Gucci from her Pucci.
313
00:18:32,417 --> 00:18:34,583
Not to mention,
I saw her throwing herself
314
00:18:34,583 --> 00:18:36,625
all over Tyler before
she came in the house.
315
00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:38,167
It was embarrassing.
Trust me,
316
00:18:38,167 --> 00:18:40,167
we do not want a Kappa
who behaves that way.
317
00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:46,709
(SCOFFS) See what I mean?
318
00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:49,709
CHRISTY: But we have to give her
a bid.
She's a legacy.
319
00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:52,917
Her mom gets her the bid,
320
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:56,250
but she has to survive pledging
all on her own.
321
00:18:57,333 --> 00:18:59,959
(STUDENTS CHATTERING, GIGGLING)
322
00:19:10,126 --> 00:19:11,792
GIRL: Oh, my gosh.
I saw him outside,
323
00:19:11,792 --> 00:19:14,041
and he's definitely
the hottest guy on campus.
324
00:19:14,542 --> 00:19:16,333
Who's the hottest guy on campus?
325
00:19:17,084 --> 00:19:19,583
Tyler Prince, the Beta
president.
326
00:19:20,042 --> 00:19:22,417
Oh, you know, I know that guy.
He was really nice.
327
00:19:22,417 --> 00:19:24,000
He showed me around Greek Row.
328
00:19:24,417 --> 00:19:27,042
Off limits.
He's Rachel's boyfriend.
329
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:29,291
-Oh!
-Yeah, they're off right now,
330
00:19:29,291 --> 00:19:30,792
but they'll be on again any
minute.
331
00:19:31,042 --> 00:19:33,000
It's all part of Rachel's
20-year plan.
332
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,500
He'll be a top litigator,
she'll be a senator.
333
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:36,875
It's so romantic.
334
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,625
Yeah, it does sound romantic.
335
00:19:38,625 --> 00:19:41,458
Because there is nothing more
romantic
than a 20-year plan.
336
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,959
Am I right, ladies?
(FORCED CHUCKLE)
337
00:19:47,042 --> 00:19:49,583
So, Sydney,
where does your dad work?
338
00:19:50,001 --> 00:19:52,166
Oh, he works mostly
on construction sites.
339
00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:55,041
Oh. My uncle's made a mint
building malls.
340
00:19:55,291 --> 00:19:56,875
So, your dad's a developer, too?
341
00:19:58,042 --> 00:20:00,500
Yeah. Something like that.
342
00:20:04,041 --> 00:20:06,375
RACHEL: Night, girls.
Get your beauty rest.
343
00:20:06,834 --> 00:20:09,542
Now that you're Kappa pledges,
it's a requirement.
344
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:14,084
♪ Lay you down, dear sweet
pledge
345
00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:17,917
♪ Lay your head on the pillow
346
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:21,083
♪ May you have lovely dreams
347
00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:24,500
♪ Just as lovely as you are ♪
348
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,001
ALL: Shh.
349
00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:41,291
Has anyone found the koi pond?
350
00:20:45,083 --> 00:20:47,084
(AIR HORNS BLASTING)
351
00:20:47,084 --> 00:20:48,125
ALL: Oh?
352
00:20:49,042 --> 00:20:50,792
(CLAMORING)
353
00:20:53,417 --> 00:20:56,333
It's 12:01!
Welcome to hell, skanks!
354
00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:58,667
Over the next week,
we'll be conducting
355
00:20:58,959 --> 00:21:01,750
what I like to call
"Pledge Enlightenment."
356
00:21:02,042 --> 00:21:05,709
We're not allowed to call it
"hazing,"
not after what happened to
Suzie.
357
00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:10,375
We're gonna find out
which of you Prada princesses
358
00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:14,000
has what it takes to be a Kappa,
and which of you don't.
359
00:21:14,667 --> 00:21:17,792
This is your first pledge task,
the date dash.
360
00:21:18,041 --> 00:21:22,208
You have until 12:15 to find a
date
and meet me at the State Street
Diner.
361
00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:26,875
No changing clothes, no makeup,
no brushing your hair or teeth!
362
00:21:29,084 --> 00:21:30,458
You have 15 minutes! Let's go!
363
00:21:30,458 --> 00:21:32,084
KAPPAS: Go!
364
00:21:32,084 --> 00:21:33,583
RACHEL: Go! Go!
365
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:36,375
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
366
00:21:38,875 --> 00:21:40,208
GIRL: Come on!
367
00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:42,625
(ALL CHATTERING)
368
00:21:43,625 --> 00:21:45,250
Dinky! Dinky! What do we do?
369
00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:47,126
Oh, you just grab a guy.
370
00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:52,500
Excuse me, sugar. Can I borrow
you
for a date dash? (CHUCKLES)
371
00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:54,126
-Hurry up, girl. Come on.
-Okay.
372
00:21:54,291 --> 00:21:55,500
Come on!
373
00:22:01,126 --> 00:22:02,208
(BOY SNEEZING)
374
00:22:03,126 --> 00:22:04,834
Hello? Hello?
375
00:22:04,834 --> 00:22:06,417
BOY: Oh, sorry.
376
00:22:06,875 --> 00:22:08,125
I'm sorry.
377
00:22:08,750 --> 00:22:13,042
Hi. I'm sorry I startled you.
Can you... Can you help me?
(SNEEZES)
378
00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:14,500
Okay.
379
00:22:17,250 --> 00:22:18,750
-Thanks.
-Sure.
380
00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:20,333
-(SNEEZES) Oh, sorry.
-Ugh!
381
00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:22,667
-Sorry, thanks.
-What are you doing in a bush?
382
00:22:22,667 --> 00:22:24,500
I don't know what happened.
I was walking home
383
00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:27,750
and this crazed pack of girls
came running toward me.
384
00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:29,458
So I dove for cover.
385
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,959
Yeah, vision not impaired.
Sense of balance restored.
386
00:22:33,959 --> 00:22:35,250
Feeling in fingers and toes.
387
00:22:35,250 --> 00:22:38,084
-No visible lacerations.
-Wait! You're a guy, right?
388
00:22:39,542 --> 00:22:40,667
Yeah.
389
00:22:41,750 --> 00:22:43,084
What are you doing right now?
390
00:22:43,084 --> 00:22:45,500
I'm waiting for an antihistamine
to take effect.
391
00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:47,167
I need you to be my date.
392
00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:49,375
(CHUCKLES)
Your date?
393
00:22:50,083 --> 00:22:52,209
Yeah. Let's go.
394
00:22:52,209 --> 00:22:54,750
Oh, you might wanna watch out.
When I get this excited,
395
00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:56,542
-I tend to throw up.
-It's okay, just keep moving,
396
00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:58,042
-and tell me when to duck.
-Okay.
397
00:23:10,126 --> 00:23:12,917
-SYDNEY: Let's go!
-Oh, no. I... I...
398
00:23:12,917 --> 00:23:14,166
(DISHES CLATTERING)
399
00:23:22,625 --> 00:23:25,167
That's good?
Wonderful. You just made it.
400
00:23:27,625 --> 00:23:29,000
SYDNEY: How's the BLT?
401
00:23:32,125 --> 00:23:33,166
Mmm.
402
00:23:40,209 --> 00:23:41,417
Mmm...
403
00:23:43,166 --> 00:23:45,041
Oh, my God.
Look at her with that pie.
404
00:23:45,041 --> 00:23:47,208
It's a so-rority,
not a ho-rority.
405
00:23:50,166 --> 00:23:53,667
So, tell me about the Vortex.
What's it like?
406
00:23:54,583 --> 00:23:55,542
Uh...
407
00:23:57,208 --> 00:24:02,083
I guess you'd call it a haven,
for people
who don't have anywhere else to
go.
408
00:24:02,333 --> 00:24:04,417
Some of us didn't get along
with our roommates,
409
00:24:04,417 --> 00:24:07,250
some of us made
others feel uncomfortable.
410
00:24:08,333 --> 00:24:10,126
Some of us wet the bed.
411
00:24:10,667 --> 00:24:12,750
Some of us wet the hallway.
412
00:24:13,166 --> 00:24:14,542
(LAUGHS)
413
00:24:15,959 --> 00:24:18,209
All of us are outsiders.
414
00:24:18,875 --> 00:24:21,209
Yeah, I know what that's like.
415
00:24:21,667 --> 00:24:25,917
Are you serious? You're a Kappa
pledge.
By definition, very much an
insider.
416
00:24:26,458 --> 00:24:29,208
Would all the Kappa pledges join
me
over here for a moment?
417
00:24:30,417 --> 00:24:32,291
-Guess I'll be right back.
-Yes.
418
00:24:34,792 --> 00:24:37,792
Okay, girls.
It's time for your next pledge
task.
419
00:24:38,208 --> 00:24:40,167
The date dash ditch.
420
00:24:40,625 --> 00:24:43,583
This year's unsuitable date
belongs to...
421
00:24:45,625 --> 00:24:46,709
Sydney.
422
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,875
Sorry, you're gonna have to
ditch him.
423
00:24:49,792 --> 00:24:51,209
(SNEEZES)
424
00:24:51,917 --> 00:24:53,208
But my guy's really nice.
425
00:24:53,542 --> 00:24:55,875
And I dragged him
all the way down here.
426
00:24:55,875 --> 00:24:59,084
And he has a sinus infection,
and his athlete's foot is
flaring up.
427
00:24:59,166 --> 00:25:01,208
And he has glaucoma,
he thinks.
428
00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:03,125
I cannot just ditch him.
429
00:25:03,125 --> 00:25:03,126
I cannot just ditch him.
I don't make the rules, Sydney.
430
00:25:03,126 --> 00:25:04,625
I don't make the rules, Sydney.
431
00:25:04,625 --> 00:25:08,500
If being a Kappa is important to
you,
then this is the price you pay.
432
00:25:16,208 --> 00:25:17,709
(SNIFFLES)
433
00:25:19,291 --> 00:25:21,625
-Hey, date.
-Hey.
434
00:25:21,625 --> 00:25:23,750
-(BOTH CHUCKLE)
-I ordered you another cup of
coffee.
435
00:25:24,126 --> 00:25:25,209
Oh...
436
00:25:26,834 --> 00:25:29,166
I need you to meet me
in the girl's bathroom.
437
00:25:29,166 --> 00:25:31,125
-Another pledge ritual.
-Oh.
438
00:25:33,917 --> 00:25:37,250
Oh...
Oh. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
439
00:25:40,001 --> 00:25:42,001
-Okay.
-I'll meet you there.
440
00:25:47,250 --> 00:25:48,291
(DOOR OPENS)
441
00:25:53,001 --> 00:25:55,583
-Sydney?
-(BOTH SCREAMING)
442
00:25:57,084 --> 00:25:58,083
Pervert!
443
00:26:07,583 --> 00:26:10,209
Looks like you get
stuck with the check.
444
00:26:20,084 --> 00:26:21,126
(SIGHS)
445
00:26:21,291 --> 00:26:23,417
CARLTON: We live in a country
that's considered to be
446
00:26:23,417 --> 00:26:25,625
the ultimate model of
government.
447
00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:30,917
By the people.
For the people. And of the
people.
448
00:26:31,917 --> 00:26:33,792
But most Americans
would be surprised to find
449
00:26:34,042 --> 00:26:37,041
how afraid the Founding Fathers
were
450
00:26:37,041 --> 00:26:37,042
how afraid the Founding Fathers
were
of what a direct democracy
could do to the country.
451
00:26:37,042 --> 00:26:40,542
of what a direct democracy
could do to the country.
452
00:26:41,166 --> 00:26:45,041
Can anyone tell me why?
453
00:26:45,041 --> 00:26:45,042
Can anyone tell me why?
(SNORING)
454
00:26:45,042 --> 00:26:46,667
(SNORING)
455
00:26:49,458 --> 00:26:52,458
The young man
snoring there, perhaps?
456
00:26:53,167 --> 00:26:54,209
(LAUGHTER)
457
00:26:55,625 --> 00:26:57,125
(DOG PUPPET CLEARING THROAT)
458
00:26:57,125 --> 00:26:59,792
The Founding Fathers were afraid
that direct democracy
459
00:26:59,792 --> 00:27:01,667
would do to America
what it did to Rome.
460
00:27:02,125 --> 00:27:05,709
(YAWNS) Alexander Hamilton
even advocated a monarchy.
461
00:27:05,709 --> 00:27:07,000
(SNORES)
462
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,500
Exactly.
463
00:27:09,209 --> 00:27:12,709
We are trained to think the more
power
the people have, the better.
464
00:27:13,001 --> 00:27:17,001
Can any of you tell me some
reasons
why this isn't necessarily true?
465
00:27:19,458 --> 00:27:22,875
Oh, Terrence. Still here
after eight years.
466
00:27:23,083 --> 00:27:24,458
(LAUGHTER)
467
00:27:24,458 --> 00:27:27,126
What do you say we give someone
else
a chance to respond this time,
huh?
468
00:27:28,375 --> 00:27:30,333
Uhhhh....
Ms. Witchburn?
469
00:27:31,959 --> 00:27:35,209
Most Americans don't educate
themselves
about the issues.
470
00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:39,792
There are some valid arguments
for keeping things a little more
elite.
471
00:27:40,042 --> 00:27:43,042
You could even argue
a case for certain types of
oligarchy.
472
00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:46,667
Interesting.
473
00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:52,125
Let's hear from someone else.
How about you?
474
00:27:52,458 --> 00:27:54,542
-Ms...?
-White.
475
00:27:54,542 --> 00:27:56,001
Ms. White.
476
00:27:57,458 --> 00:27:58,792
Any thoughts?
477
00:27:59,417 --> 00:28:00,500
Um...
478
00:28:01,542 --> 00:28:03,126
I guess I think that's...
479
00:28:06,291 --> 00:28:08,625
underestimating the masses a
bit.
480
00:28:09,167 --> 00:28:11,875
Not to mention overestimating
the elites.
481
00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:17,126
Apartheid was an oligarchy,
and no one wants that again.
482
00:28:18,542 --> 00:28:19,750
Excellent.
483
00:28:34,084 --> 00:28:36,126
Alicia, what year was
Kappa Phi Nu founded?
484
00:28:36,166 --> 00:28:38,166
-In 1902.
-Very good.
485
00:28:47,041 --> 00:28:48,083
Mmm.
486
00:28:49,375 --> 00:28:51,750
-Want some breakfast?
-Yeah.
487
00:28:53,709 --> 00:28:55,209
Help yourself.
488
00:28:55,875 --> 00:28:57,458
Breakfast is good.
489
00:28:59,001 --> 00:29:00,041
RACHEL: Ugh!
490
00:29:01,208 --> 00:29:03,333
It's called moisturizer.
Try some.
491
00:29:03,959 --> 00:29:04,875
Next.
492
00:29:05,792 --> 00:29:08,458
Ugh! Your pores are enormous.
493
00:29:08,458 --> 00:29:11,125
They have this new thing called
whitening toothpaste. Next.
494
00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:14,250
Dinky. Kappa founder
Kitty Cooper's hometown?
495
00:29:17,750 --> 00:29:19,041
(MOUTHING WORDS)
496
00:29:20,750 --> 00:29:22,042
Little Rock. (CHUCKLES)
497
00:29:24,667 --> 00:29:26,709
Lose the big hair.
This isn't Dallas.
498
00:29:27,834 --> 00:29:28,834
Bye.
499
00:29:29,917 --> 00:29:34,667
Eyebrows, meet tweezers.
Tweezers, meet your worst
nightmare.
500
00:29:36,959 --> 00:29:38,208
(ALL CHATTERING)
501
00:29:38,208 --> 00:29:38,209
(ALL CHATTERING)
-I know.
-RACHEL: Next.
502
00:29:38,209 --> 00:29:39,917
-I know.
-RACHEL: Next.
503
00:29:39,917 --> 00:29:41,208
Next. Next. Ugh!
504
00:29:43,208 --> 00:29:45,208
Okay, future sisters.
505
00:29:45,208 --> 00:29:45,209
Okay, future sisters.
Get your lazy asses up.
You're gonna clean the
bathrooms...
506
00:29:45,209 --> 00:29:48,083
Get your lazy asses up.
You're gonna clean the
bathrooms...
507
00:29:48,375 --> 00:29:50,250
(ALL GROANING)
508
00:29:50,250 --> 00:29:52,208
...at the Beta fraternity house.
509
00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:53,917
(GROANING LOUDER)
510
00:29:54,667 --> 00:29:57,834
-Sydney, the Kappa Phi Nu
colors?
-Green and white.
511
00:29:57,834 --> 00:29:59,458
Wrong. Emerald and pearl.
512
00:29:59,458 --> 00:30:01,709
Sorry. I'm still learning
how to speak priss.
513
00:30:01,709 --> 00:30:03,084
(ALL GASP)
514
00:30:08,667 --> 00:30:10,542
(SOMBER CHATTER)
515
00:30:11,209 --> 00:30:13,126
(LIVELY CHATTER)
516
00:30:17,208 --> 00:30:19,126
(SCREAMING)
517
00:30:21,001 --> 00:30:22,041
(LIVELY CHATTER)
518
00:30:26,500 --> 00:30:27,750
(LAUGHING)
519
00:30:36,125 --> 00:30:39,001
You know what,
don't change a thing.
520
00:30:39,125 --> 00:30:42,917
You just keep walking around
looking just like that.
521
00:30:47,917 --> 00:30:49,458
(TOILET FLUSHING)
522
00:30:50,834 --> 00:30:52,500
(KAPPAS EXHALING)
523
00:30:56,167 --> 00:30:57,458
-You again.
-Oh.
524
00:30:57,959 --> 00:30:59,209
-Morning.
-Hi.
525
00:30:59,209 --> 00:31:00,458
Sorry you had to do that.
526
00:31:00,750 --> 00:31:02,875
Looks like some of the girls are
a little traumatized.
527
00:31:03,126 --> 00:31:06,291
Yeah. It's okay.
I spend a lot of time in
bathrooms.
528
00:31:09,291 --> 00:31:11,917
No, no. I don't mean like that,
I just mean that...
529
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:15,126
I don't go to the bathroom a
lot. I...
530
00:31:15,166 --> 00:31:17,583
You know, sometimes I do.
Kind of depends on what I eat.
531
00:31:17,875 --> 00:31:19,001
(LAUGHS)
532
00:31:20,166 --> 00:31:24,959
Just to be clear, I spend a
normal
amount of time in the bathroom.
533
00:31:24,959 --> 00:31:26,167
RACHEL: Sydney.
534
00:31:26,167 --> 00:31:27,458
-It's time to get back to the
house.
-Okay.
535
00:31:28,750 --> 00:31:30,834
Don't ask.
We had to take her.
536
00:31:31,126 --> 00:31:33,625
I think she's cool.
And cute.
537
00:31:35,166 --> 00:31:37,084
SPANKY: Just admit they're
cooler.
538
00:31:37,375 --> 00:31:39,333
You don't know what the hell
you're talking about.
539
00:31:39,583 --> 00:31:43,126
There is no way that a pirate is
cooler than a ninja.
540
00:31:43,583 --> 00:31:48,250
Ninjas live like monks.
Pirates get booty. End of
discussion.
541
00:31:50,834 --> 00:31:52,417
Hi. I need to return these,
542
00:31:52,417 --> 00:31:54,333
and I have a couple
of poli sci books on reserve.
543
00:31:54,625 --> 00:31:58,750
I'm impressed. I don't get
a lot of pledges in here
studying.
544
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,000
Well, they probably
don't have scholarships to
maintain.
545
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,625
GURKIN: You and your drunken,
whoring pirates
546
00:32:04,625 --> 00:32:07,750
represent the lowest common
denominator in society!
547
00:32:07,750 --> 00:32:12,042
All right. I think we can all
agree
that a pirate-ninja
548
00:32:12,042 --> 00:32:14,000
would be the coolest thing ever.
549
00:32:14,625 --> 00:32:15,875
SYDNEY: Hi.
550
00:32:17,001 --> 00:32:18,750
Oh, hi.
551
00:32:19,166 --> 00:32:20,750
Hello.
552
00:32:21,166 --> 00:32:24,792
I wanted to apologize for what I
did
to you in the bathroom.
553
00:32:25,166 --> 00:32:28,667
What did she do to you in the
bathroom?
What did she do?
554
00:32:29,166 --> 00:32:34,000
It was a stupid pledge prank.
And I'm really, really sorry.
555
00:32:34,709 --> 00:32:38,166
Hey, it wasn't exactly
surprising behavior for a Kappa.
556
00:32:40,209 --> 00:32:43,834
Come on, let's go.
Excuse me.
557
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,001
If it makes you feel any better,
they threw bologna at us
558
00:32:51,001 --> 00:32:53,083
while we sang Celine Dion songs!
559
00:32:53,083 --> 00:32:54,500
(ALL LAUGHING)
560
00:32:59,083 --> 00:33:03,250
Girls, it's been a long journey,
but you're almost done.
561
00:33:04,126 --> 00:33:06,333
Tomorrow night is our Presents
Dance,
562
00:33:06,333 --> 00:33:09,667
where you will be introduced
as official Kappa sisters.
563
00:33:13,917 --> 00:33:15,709
It's tradition for the current
sisters
564
00:33:15,709 --> 00:33:18,667
to pass down their Presents
gowns
to the new pledges.
565
00:33:18,917 --> 00:33:21,042
After all, we're all size two.
566
00:33:21,042 --> 00:33:22,084
(GIGGLING)
567
00:33:22,084 --> 00:33:23,041
Except you, Amy.
568
00:33:24,167 --> 00:33:26,291
As president,
I will draw the first name.
569
00:33:27,792 --> 00:33:30,166
This lucky girl is getting
one of Milan's finest.
570
00:33:30,834 --> 00:33:32,041
(MOUTHING WORDS)
571
00:33:36,001 --> 00:33:37,041
Sydney White.
572
00:33:38,125 --> 00:33:40,000
(ALL CHEERING)
573
00:33:47,167 --> 00:33:48,458
Come, Sydney.
574
00:33:52,291 --> 00:33:53,875
(COUGHING)
575
00:33:54,166 --> 00:33:55,458
(COMPUTER CHIMES)
576
00:33:56,792 --> 00:33:59,125
Hey, Christy,
why don't you check your
standing?
577
00:33:59,125 --> 00:34:01,333
I'm sure you've cracked
the top 20 by now.
578
00:34:01,750 --> 00:34:03,042
What's that?
579
00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:06,834
Just the school's "Hot or Not"
ranking on MySpace.
580
00:34:07,417 --> 00:34:09,209
It's just some dumb list.
581
00:34:09,209 --> 00:34:11,126
Huh! That does sound dumb.
582
00:34:11,709 --> 00:34:16,291
Really dumb. I bet lame people
just
log on all day and vote for
themselves.
583
00:34:16,917 --> 00:34:19,583
No, we don't.
We're only allowed to vote once
a day.
584
00:34:20,083 --> 00:34:21,542
Right, Rachel?
585
00:34:22,500 --> 00:34:24,500
Hey, Rach,
you're still number one.
586
00:34:25,001 --> 00:34:27,208
Am I? How cute.
587
00:34:27,917 --> 00:34:31,167
It's been that way for forever.
You know how people are.
588
00:34:31,167 --> 00:34:32,417
They just stick with the status
quo.
589
00:34:32,417 --> 00:34:34,667
That's why new people
never make it on.
590
00:34:35,084 --> 00:34:37,834
Oh, my God.
Sydney's on it, number 213.
591
00:34:38,250 --> 00:34:40,125
I am?
Let me see that.
592
00:34:40,125 --> 00:34:40,126
I am?
Let me see that.
Aw. But I thought you said
new people never make it on the
list.
593
00:34:40,126 --> 00:34:43,500
Aw. But I thought you said
new people never make it on the
list.
594
00:34:44,209 --> 00:34:47,917
Well, like you said,
it's just some dumb list.
595
00:34:48,333 --> 00:34:50,542
But aren't we just so lucky
to have you as a pledge?
596
00:34:52,250 --> 00:34:57,001
And I think you're gonna look
just gorgeous in...
597
00:35:01,375 --> 00:35:05,166
Perfect. Totally you.
Practically screams number 213.
598
00:35:05,625 --> 00:35:07,000
(CELL PHONE RINGTONE PLAYS)
599
00:35:09,417 --> 00:35:11,001
Hey, Tyler.
600
00:35:11,583 --> 00:35:13,166
Oh, you're so bad!
601
00:35:14,667 --> 00:35:16,084
I have to take this.
602
00:35:37,291 --> 00:35:39,333
-RACHEL: Jenny Robinson.
-(APPLAUSE)
603
00:35:41,125 --> 00:35:43,126
Dinky Hodgekiss.
604
00:35:45,458 --> 00:35:47,291
Alicia Fairchild.
605
00:35:49,250 --> 00:35:51,000
Bunchie Hathaway.
606
00:35:54,083 --> 00:35:56,041
And finally, Sydney White.
607
00:36:02,875 --> 00:36:06,792
I present to you this fall's
Kappa Phi Nu pledge class.
608
00:36:13,083 --> 00:36:15,834
You look incredible.
609
00:36:16,166 --> 00:36:17,542
Thank you.
610
00:36:18,125 --> 00:36:19,417
Dance?
611
00:36:19,875 --> 00:36:21,458
(MUSIC PLAYS)
612
00:36:21,792 --> 00:36:25,875
♪ When I see you smile
613
00:36:26,333 --> 00:36:28,542
♪ I can face the world... ♪
614
00:36:29,125 --> 00:36:30,917
Who are you, Sydney White?
615
00:36:31,333 --> 00:36:33,625
You throw a football
like Matt Leinart,
616
00:36:34,084 --> 00:36:36,083
fearlessly conquer fraternity
bathrooms,
617
00:36:36,792 --> 00:36:38,291
and clean up nice to boot.
618
00:36:38,291 --> 00:36:39,500
(SYDNEY CHUCKLES)
619
00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:42,792
Well, I'm more of a Peyton
Manning.
Leinart's a lefty.
620
00:36:43,375 --> 00:36:44,834
Marry me.
621
00:36:45,375 --> 00:36:46,667
(LAUGHS)
622
00:36:47,458 --> 00:36:50,583
So, they go all out
for these shindigs, huh?
623
00:36:50,583 --> 00:36:52,417
It's a weird word, "shindig."
624
00:36:53,084 --> 00:36:55,875
You eat? Because there are some
hors d'oeuvres over there.
625
00:36:56,209 --> 00:36:59,001
You know, I tried to eat
a plastic flower once. Kind of
hurt.
626
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,375
I'm rambling again, aren't I?
627
00:37:04,167 --> 00:37:06,042
I'm starting to think
I make you nervous.
628
00:37:06,208 --> 00:37:08,583
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
No.
629
00:37:16,208 --> 00:37:19,042
Congratulations.
You are now a Kappa sister.
630
00:37:24,834 --> 00:37:27,125
Congratulations.
You are now a Kappa sister.
631
00:37:27,792 --> 00:37:29,542
(APPLAUSE)
632
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,667
Congratulations.
You are now a Kappa sister.
633
00:37:33,125 --> 00:37:36,083
Congratulations.
You are now a Kappa sister.
634
00:37:36,083 --> 00:37:38,917
Congratulations.
You are now a Kappa sister.
635
00:37:38,917 --> 00:37:41,208
You are now a Kappa sister.
You are now a Kappa sister.
636
00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:43,917
Kappa sister...
Sister... Sister...
637
00:37:43,917 --> 00:37:46,083
Congratulations.
You are now a Kappa sister.
638
00:37:56,001 --> 00:37:59,667
Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm afraid we have a bit of a
situation.
639
00:37:59,667 --> 00:38:02,209
Every so often,
it is the unfortunate duty
640
00:38:02,209 --> 00:38:04,167
of president to act
as judge and jury.
641
00:38:05,001 --> 00:38:07,959
Sydney White has exhibited
inappropriate Kappa behavior.
642
00:38:08,209 --> 00:38:09,583
(AUDIENCE MURMURING)
643
00:38:11,125 --> 00:38:12,709
Is this a pledge prank?
644
00:38:12,709 --> 00:38:14,041
It certainly is not.
645
00:38:14,667 --> 00:38:17,209
You are guilty
of the following infractions.
646
00:38:17,209 --> 00:38:20,084
You brought an unsuitable date
to the date dash,
647
00:38:20,125 --> 00:38:22,291
cheated during a pledge quiz,
648
00:38:23,125 --> 00:38:26,375
revealed a secret pledge ritual
to the entire library,
649
00:38:26,750 --> 00:38:29,333
and, finally,
lied about your background.
650
00:38:30,709 --> 00:38:33,001
We all know your dad
is actually a plumber.
651
00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:39,126
As Kappa president, according
to statute 25-A of the sorority
charter,
652
00:38:39,126 --> 00:38:42,625
I hereby dismiss Sydney White
from the Kappa pledge class.
653
00:38:48,750 --> 00:38:51,041
I don't know what your mother
got away with when she was
here...
654
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,709
but you will never be a Kappa.
655
00:39:02,959 --> 00:39:04,875
You know what?
Thank you.
656
00:39:05,792 --> 00:39:08,041
Because if this is what
sisterhood's
all about,
657
00:39:08,041 --> 00:39:10,166
then I don't want any part of
it.
658
00:39:10,542 --> 00:39:12,001
I want that dress back.
659
00:39:13,042 --> 00:39:14,042
Take it!
660
00:39:14,375 --> 00:39:15,583
(ALL GASP)
661
00:39:25,959 --> 00:39:27,500
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
662
00:39:55,875 --> 00:39:57,250
(CHIPS RATTLING)
663
00:39:58,792 --> 00:40:01,000
I will see your Cobra Commander,
664
00:40:01,625 --> 00:40:04,667
and I will raise you a mint,
unopened,
665
00:40:04,917 --> 00:40:09,208
power of the force,
Return of the Jedi, Luke
Skywalker in...
666
00:40:11,126 --> 00:40:12,125
Battle poncho.
667
00:40:16,959 --> 00:40:17,792
Wow.
668
00:40:21,458 --> 00:40:22,959
We fold.
669
00:40:25,166 --> 00:40:30,167
Which is better? Three A's or
two
of the cards with the ladies on
them?
670
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,667
-You dope.
-What?
671
00:40:32,667 --> 00:40:35,126
If you have both,
it's a full house.
672
00:40:35,625 --> 00:40:37,709
How is it you
always win at cards,
673
00:40:37,709 --> 00:40:40,875
but you can't make it
from Junior Tiger Guide to Tiger
Guide?
674
00:40:40,875 --> 00:40:42,667
It's one badge, okay?
It's one badge.
675
00:40:44,667 --> 00:40:46,209
Knots are hard.
676
00:40:47,208 --> 00:40:49,875
Does anyone know another word
for "douchebaggery"?
677
00:40:49,875 --> 00:40:51,709
I don't want to repeat it a
third time.
678
00:40:52,001 --> 00:40:54,917
Gurkin, no one reads
your whiny blog anyway.
679
00:40:55,375 --> 00:40:58,041
Peoplespunisher.com is not
about being read.
680
00:40:58,875 --> 00:41:00,000
It's about being written.
681
00:41:03,291 --> 00:41:05,084
(ELECTRIC CRACKLING)
682
00:41:11,208 --> 00:41:13,042
Good morning, Embele.
683
00:41:14,542 --> 00:41:16,333
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
684
00:41:20,209 --> 00:41:21,625
Where do you think he goes?
685
00:41:22,042 --> 00:41:24,084
(RAIN FALLING)
686
00:41:26,291 --> 00:41:28,001
Outside, a lady waits.
687
00:41:28,001 --> 00:41:31,042
She wears jean pants and looks
very sad. (YAWNS)
688
00:41:31,250 --> 00:41:33,458
There's a girl outside? Yes!
689
00:41:34,042 --> 00:41:36,792
Am I looking good? Yes.
690
00:41:41,126 --> 00:41:43,625
(GASPS)
It's the bathroom babe!
691
00:41:45,167 --> 00:41:48,083
I'm going to go work the Spanky
magic.
692
00:41:51,458 --> 00:41:53,125
(SIDNEY SOBBING)
693
00:42:08,750 --> 00:42:10,083
Ahem!
694
00:42:14,001 --> 00:42:16,542
Sorry. You probably
don't want me sitting out here.
695
00:42:16,917 --> 00:42:19,041
And I understand,
especially you.
696
00:42:19,500 --> 00:42:21,583
And you were right
about the whole Kappa thing.
697
00:42:23,042 --> 00:42:24,166
I'll go.
698
00:42:28,291 --> 00:42:30,917
Did they really make
you sing Celine Dion?
699
00:42:31,792 --> 00:42:32,875
Yeah.
700
00:42:34,375 --> 00:42:36,417
Do you need a place to stay?
701
00:42:37,291 --> 00:42:39,126
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
702
00:42:48,001 --> 00:42:50,709
LENNY: Guys, this is Sydney.
703
00:42:51,167 --> 00:42:52,625
She needs a place to stay.
704
00:42:52,625 --> 00:42:55,458
She gave up her dorm room
to pledge Kappa.
705
00:42:56,834 --> 00:42:58,083
Sydney, these are the guys.
706
00:42:58,625 --> 00:42:59,834
Gurkin.
707
00:43:01,959 --> 00:43:03,000
Terrence.
708
00:43:04,709 --> 00:43:05,792
George.
709
00:43:07,917 --> 00:43:09,167
Jeremy.
710
00:43:10,167 --> 00:43:13,041
-Don't forget me.
-Oh, of course. Skoozer.
711
00:43:14,042 --> 00:43:17,126
(WHISPERS) Jeremy's shy.
He had several therapists as a
kid.
712
00:43:17,208 --> 00:43:20,667
One of them recommended a
puppet.
He never stopped using it.
713
00:43:20,667 --> 00:43:24,001
-You'll get used to Skoozer.
-Hmm. Yeah, it's okay.
714
00:43:24,001 --> 00:43:26,209
As long as he doesn't try
to hump my bunny slippers.
715
00:43:26,209 --> 00:43:28,667
-No promises.
-(SKOOZER BARKS)
716
00:43:28,667 --> 00:43:29,834
(EXPLOSION)
717
00:43:37,625 --> 00:43:41,250
That's Embelackpo Akimbatunde.
We just call him Embele.
718
00:43:41,250 --> 00:43:45,000
He's from Nigeria
and hasn't adjusted to the time
change.
719
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,667
His days and nights
are actually reversed.
720
00:43:47,917 --> 00:43:50,001
Jet lag, huh?
When did he get here?
721
00:43:50,709 --> 00:43:52,167
Three years ago.
722
00:43:53,792 --> 00:43:55,209
Thank you.
723
00:43:55,667 --> 00:43:59,166
Of course!
I have to invert the ratio.
724
00:44:02,083 --> 00:44:03,625
Come on, Bilbo.
725
00:44:05,709 --> 00:44:07,792
And what exactly is he doing?
726
00:44:07,792 --> 00:44:09,750
-We have no idea.
-Okay.
727
00:44:11,125 --> 00:44:12,625
Welcome to the Vortex.
728
00:44:12,625 --> 00:44:15,167
-(EXPLOSION)
-(BUZZING)
729
00:44:41,959 --> 00:44:44,417
-LENNY: Sydney?
-Oh, hi. Come in.
730
00:44:44,417 --> 00:44:45,417
Hi. Uh...
731
00:44:47,125 --> 00:44:50,083
I'm sorry. I know it can be a
little
spooky up here at night,
732
00:44:50,375 --> 00:44:52,166
so I brought you this.
733
00:44:52,792 --> 00:44:57,625
That night light has gotten me
through
some pretty tough times.
734
00:44:59,417 --> 00:45:01,542
Thanks, that's really sweet.
735
00:45:03,125 --> 00:45:06,834
-Hey, is that Dark Fury number
four?
-Yeah. The one with the...
736
00:45:06,834 --> 00:45:08,917
-BOTH: First appearance
of The Emerald Mask.
737
00:45:09,792 --> 00:45:11,126
Ahh!
738
00:45:11,126 --> 00:45:14,126
You know, you may be more Vortex
than Kappa after all.
739
00:45:15,042 --> 00:45:17,792
So, are you all set?
Do you need anything?
740
00:45:17,792 --> 00:45:22,083
A hypoallergenic pillow?
Humidifier?
Dehumidifier? Ionizer?
741
00:45:22,083 --> 00:45:24,542
Nope. I think I'm all good
on the medical-supply front.
742
00:45:25,001 --> 00:45:27,667
Are you sure?
There's a lot of dust.
743
00:45:28,126 --> 00:45:30,542
I've actually got
loads of allergy medicine.
744
00:45:30,917 --> 00:45:33,166
You? Allergies?
I never would've guessed.
745
00:45:33,166 --> 00:45:33,167
You? Allergies?
I never would've guessed.
Yeah, I know, just the usual,
dairy, wheat, peanuts,
746
00:45:33,167 --> 00:45:36,041
Yeah, I know, just the usual,
dairy, wheat, peanuts,
747
00:45:36,041 --> 00:45:38,041
-bee stings, cats...
-Wow, that's a lot of--
748
00:45:38,041 --> 00:45:40,250
...shellfish, pollen, wood.
749
00:45:42,709 --> 00:45:46,709
A few others. But it's getting
late.
You're probably tired.
750
00:45:46,709 --> 00:45:49,959
Well, yeah.
Public humiliation can be pretty
tiring.
751
00:45:50,834 --> 00:45:52,000
Yeah, I know.
752
00:45:53,750 --> 00:45:56,084
Oh, I don't know if you need
any sort of special...
753
00:45:57,834 --> 00:45:59,208
lady products or...
754
00:45:59,208 --> 00:46:02,126
No, no. I'm good.
Thanks, though.
755
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,209
Thanks for everything, Lenny.
756
00:46:05,625 --> 00:46:07,000
Hey. (CHUCKLES)
757
00:46:07,333 --> 00:46:12,001
I don't know if you need me
to do anything...
758
00:46:12,001 --> 00:46:13,333
-Spanky, go.
-(CHUCKLES)
759
00:46:13,333 --> 00:46:14,500
(GROANS)
760
00:46:15,583 --> 00:46:18,917
Sorry about that.
Let me know if he bothers you.
761
00:46:18,917 --> 00:46:19,917
Spanky's kind of...
762
00:46:20,125 --> 00:46:22,375
Well, he really likes girls,
but he doesn't know...
763
00:46:23,209 --> 00:46:24,458
-many.
(MOUTHING WORD)
764
00:46:25,167 --> 00:46:26,583
But he keeps himself happy.
765
00:46:27,375 --> 00:46:29,333
You may find this hard to
believe,
766
00:46:29,917 --> 00:46:33,084
but most of the guys here
don't have a lot of experience
with girls.
767
00:46:33,208 --> 00:46:36,583
(ALSO SPRACH ZARATHUSTRA PLAYS)
768
00:46:40,542 --> 00:46:45,500
Dudes.
That thing has touched boobs.
769
00:46:48,209 --> 00:46:49,375
Of course.
770
00:46:50,126 --> 00:46:54,458
The sturdy, breathable fabric is
designed to maintain mammary
elasticity.
771
00:46:54,750 --> 00:46:57,375
Shut up, Terrence!
You're ruining the moment for
me.
772
00:47:02,625 --> 00:47:04,542
(PHONE LINE RINGING)
773
00:47:11,500 --> 00:47:15,084
-PAUL: Hello.
-Hey, Dad. Did I wake you?
774
00:47:15,084 --> 00:47:16,209
What? Are you kidding?
775
00:47:16,959 --> 00:47:18,458
How was the big dance?
776
00:47:19,583 --> 00:47:22,417
That's actually why I was
calling.
777
00:47:23,125 --> 00:47:26,042
Come on. I've been waiting up to
hear.
Tell me all about it.
778
00:47:26,959 --> 00:47:31,209
It was great.
Yeah, it's all very exciting.
779
00:47:31,291 --> 00:47:34,667
Sydney, I'm sure that your mom
is right
there taking it all in with you.
780
00:47:36,250 --> 00:47:37,458
I know.
781
00:47:38,750 --> 00:47:40,417
(SIGHS) That's what I keep
thinking.
782
00:47:43,042 --> 00:47:45,167
-Good night, sweetie.
-Night, Dad.
783
00:47:46,291 --> 00:47:47,667
(PHONE CLICKS)
784
00:47:49,291 --> 00:47:50,542
(EXHALES)
785
00:47:52,001 --> 00:47:54,417
-(PHONE RATTLES)
-(LIGHT SWITCH CLICKS)
786
00:47:55,167 --> 00:47:56,500
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
787
00:48:00,083 --> 00:48:01,166
(GROANS)
788
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,041
Um...
789
00:48:05,500 --> 00:48:08,834
This place is a deathtrap.
How about some repairs?
790
00:48:10,126 --> 00:48:11,667
Sydney, don't start.
791
00:48:11,667 --> 00:48:14,042
You know why we can't get
any damn repairs?
792
00:48:14,250 --> 00:48:19,333
I'll tell you why.
Campus-wide systematic Greek
oppression.
793
00:48:19,709 --> 00:48:21,709
Read peoplespunisher.com
if you want to know more.
794
00:48:21,709 --> 00:48:23,167
I did a whole series on it.
795
00:48:23,583 --> 00:48:26,126
I don't know what
this house needing repairs
796
00:48:26,126 --> 00:48:27,500
has to do with
the Greek system anyway.
797
00:48:27,500 --> 00:48:28,875
It isn't even Greek.
798
00:48:28,875 --> 00:48:30,125
Precisely!
That's the problem.
799
00:48:30,458 --> 00:48:32,667
Rachel Witchburn and the Greeks
run the Student Council.
800
00:48:33,209 --> 00:48:35,959
The Student Council dictates
all budget appropriations.
801
00:48:38,208 --> 00:48:42,500
Over the past 14 semesters,
87.3% of all campus-event
funding
802
00:48:42,500 --> 00:48:44,583
has been devoted
to the Greek system.
803
00:48:47,209 --> 00:48:48,208
Are you kidding me?
804
00:48:49,208 --> 00:48:51,375
-I don't kid.
-(GURGLING)
805
00:48:51,375 --> 00:48:54,125
Oh. Won't be long now.
806
00:48:55,667 --> 00:48:59,500
Why is everyone on this campus
willing
to let Rachel Witchburn run
their lives?
807
00:49:02,500 --> 00:49:06,291
'Cause she's kind of... scary.
808
00:49:07,917 --> 00:49:10,041
♪ I'm getting what I want... ♪
809
00:49:11,333 --> 00:49:12,542
Hey, Rachel!
810
00:49:14,375 --> 00:49:17,208
Check it out.
The diet's working. I lost five
pounds.
811
00:49:17,667 --> 00:49:18,959
(WHOOPING)
812
00:49:22,126 --> 00:49:23,667
I think your ass found it.
813
00:49:24,041 --> 00:49:25,166
TYLER: Hey!
814
00:49:25,959 --> 00:49:28,042
Hey! Sydney.
815
00:49:30,375 --> 00:49:31,583
Sydney.
816
00:49:33,125 --> 00:49:35,542
-Hi.
-Listen, about last night...
817
00:49:35,542 --> 00:49:37,959
Last night?
Hmm. Wait, let me think.
818
00:49:37,959 --> 00:49:40,792
Oh, yeah, when your girlfriend
humiliated me.
819
00:49:41,208 --> 00:49:42,667
-Good times.
-Trust me,
820
00:49:42,667 --> 00:49:44,166
Rachel's not my girlfriend.
821
00:49:44,709 --> 00:49:46,500
And not everyone in
Greek Row is like her.
822
00:49:47,250 --> 00:49:48,750
Give me a chance
to prove that to you.
823
00:49:48,750 --> 00:49:50,125
GIRL: Sign up to run
for Student Council.
824
00:49:50,458 --> 00:49:53,126
You know, I'm actually kind of
busy
825
00:49:53,875 --> 00:49:55,500
juggling seven guys
at the moment.
826
00:49:55,500 --> 00:49:57,001
-So...
-Whoa.
827
00:49:57,001 --> 00:49:58,167
I got to go.
828
00:50:00,792 --> 00:50:02,208
Hey, can I have a sign-up sheet?
829
00:50:02,458 --> 00:50:04,625
-Yeah. You need a pen?
-Actually, can I have seven?
830
00:50:12,208 --> 00:50:13,792
(BOTH GASP)
831
00:50:14,834 --> 00:50:16,291
Don't worry, ladies.
832
00:50:16,542 --> 00:50:19,125
We won't have to deal with the
public
once the Vortex is torn down
833
00:50:19,125 --> 00:50:21,125
and my Greek Centre's built.
834
00:50:21,125 --> 00:50:21,126
and my Greek Centre's built.
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
835
00:50:21,126 --> 00:50:22,250
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
836
00:50:22,834 --> 00:50:25,083
Oh? Is it 4:00 already?
837
00:50:26,083 --> 00:50:27,917
Loser, loser.
838
00:50:28,125 --> 00:50:30,208
Kappa, Kappa.
839
00:50:30,625 --> 00:50:32,167
Kappa, lose...
840
00:50:34,750 --> 00:50:37,542
What? (SCOFFS)
This isn't happening.
841
00:50:39,166 --> 00:50:42,500
Wow. I guess her little
striptease act
got some attention.
842
00:50:46,375 --> 00:50:48,458
(HYPERVENTILATES)
843
00:50:48,458 --> 00:50:50,125
CHRISTY: Rachel? Rachel.
844
00:50:50,125 --> 00:50:52,000
Use your soothing words.
845
00:50:53,834 --> 00:50:57,500
Prada, Gucci, Chanel...
846
00:50:58,875 --> 00:51:01,208
Sydney, Sydney, Sydney!
(GRUNTS)
847
00:51:01,625 --> 00:51:02,709
Whoa!
848
00:51:04,583 --> 00:51:06,875
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
849
00:51:06,875 --> 00:51:08,001
DOOR CLOSES)
850
00:51:08,001 --> 00:51:10,167
-LENNY: Hey.
-Hey, guys.
851
00:51:10,959 --> 00:51:12,126
(GEORGE GROANS)
852
00:51:12,834 --> 00:51:15,667
(WHISPERING) Here,
I'll get that for you. Here you
go.
853
00:51:16,917 --> 00:51:19,583
I've found a way for you
to get the Vortex repaired.
854
00:51:20,917 --> 00:51:24,041
We're signing you up to run
for Student Council. All seven
of you.
855
00:51:27,209 --> 00:51:29,667
(LAUGHING)
856
00:51:30,959 --> 00:51:34,834
Very funny, Sydney. Next you'll
tell us
Admiral Adama's a Cylon.
857
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,209
(LAUGHING)
858
00:51:38,375 --> 00:51:41,000
I have no idea what you just
said.
But I'm serious.
859
00:51:41,709 --> 00:51:43,583
You'll all run on a ticket,
and you will take over
860
00:51:43,583 --> 00:51:45,542
the entire Student Council.
861
00:51:46,291 --> 00:51:50,126
No non-Greek has won
a Student Council office since
1992.
862
00:51:50,875 --> 00:51:52,417
And look where that's gotten us.
863
00:51:53,458 --> 00:51:54,709
Ow.
864
00:51:55,167 --> 00:51:56,625
Yes, George. Ow!
865
00:51:57,042 --> 00:51:59,084
We've taken enough of their
abuse.
866
00:51:59,084 --> 00:52:02,250
I'll be your campaign manager.
I'll be with you every step of
the way.
867
00:52:02,959 --> 00:52:04,000
I am in.
868
00:52:04,291 --> 00:52:06,834
Good. Who else is with me?
Come on, guys.
869
00:52:08,583 --> 00:52:10,667
Do you really want to spend
the rest of your college years
870
00:52:10,667 --> 00:52:14,001
locked up in this crap hole,
disenfranchised and powerless?
871
00:52:14,458 --> 00:52:17,083
-Okay.
-No! George, no.
872
00:52:17,083 --> 00:52:19,001
-You don't want to be powerless.
-No.
873
00:52:19,001 --> 00:52:21,042
(SIGHS) Please, don't give up.
874
00:52:21,500 --> 00:52:22,834
(SIGHS)
875
00:52:23,375 --> 00:52:25,250
Did the Avengers give up
when the Black Knight
876
00:52:25,250 --> 00:52:26,792
sprayed New York
with that foam
877
00:52:26,792 --> 00:52:28,583
that left everybody
stuck to the ground?
878
00:52:28,834 --> 00:52:30,166
-No!
-No.
879
00:52:30,792 --> 00:52:32,667
With the help
of a criminal glue specialist,
880
00:52:32,667 --> 00:52:34,126
they freed everyone.
881
00:52:35,042 --> 00:52:36,917
I'm your criminal glue
specialist!
882
00:52:37,333 --> 00:52:38,500
Yeah!
883
00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:40,875
ALL: Yeah. Yeah.
884
00:52:41,167 --> 00:52:42,208
Now, who's running for
president?
885
00:52:42,625 --> 00:52:44,750
BOYS: Not it.
886
00:52:45,001 --> 00:52:46,125
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
887
00:52:52,875 --> 00:52:55,166
Oh. I never win at that game.
888
00:52:56,208 --> 00:52:59,209
Terrence it is.
Let's get started!
889
00:52:59,500 --> 00:53:01,500
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)
890
00:53:05,583 --> 00:53:08,667
♪ I am temperamental
891
00:53:08,667 --> 00:53:11,834
♪ Like a heart without a home
892
00:53:11,834 --> 00:53:14,041
♪ I am sentimental
893
00:53:14,041 --> 00:53:15,500
So?
894
00:53:15,500 --> 00:53:17,208
♪ But you don't know me at all
895
00:53:18,208 --> 00:53:21,250
♪ I have expectations
896
00:53:21,250 --> 00:53:24,375
♪ I wanna be the one you call
897
00:53:24,834 --> 00:53:28,167
♪ And I want a conversation
898
00:53:28,167 --> 00:53:30,417
♪ But you don't know me at all
899
00:53:31,917 --> 00:53:33,458
Mm. Nice.
900
00:53:34,125 --> 00:53:35,417
♪ I am
901
00:53:35,417 --> 00:53:37,542
♪ I'm a revolution
902
00:53:37,542 --> 00:53:39,959
♪ Close your eyes
903
00:53:39,959 --> 00:53:41,834
♪ I am, I am
904
00:53:41,834 --> 00:53:43,458
♪ I am
905
00:53:43,458 --> 00:53:46,083
♪ I'll blow your mind
906
00:53:46,083 --> 00:53:48,000
♪ I am
907
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,291
♪ I'm a revolution
908
00:53:50,291 --> 00:53:53,000
♪ Why do I have to explain?
909
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,959
♪ Who I am again and again?
910
00:53:55,959 --> 00:53:57,458
♪ I am... ♪
911
00:53:59,875 --> 00:54:02,542
Loop in,
and then you've got a bow.
912
00:54:04,333 --> 00:54:06,375
-I did it!
-You did it, yes!
913
00:54:06,375 --> 00:54:09,458
♪ But I think that you're
pretending
914
00:54:09,709 --> 00:54:11,875
♪ But you don't fool me at all
915
00:54:12,167 --> 00:54:13,208
Hey, Terrence.
916
00:54:18,875 --> 00:54:21,126
♪ Hold on tight
917
00:54:21,750 --> 00:54:23,041
Bye, Terrence.
918
00:54:23,667 --> 00:54:25,500
♪ I'm a revolution
919
00:54:25,500 --> 00:54:28,291
♪ Close your eyes
920
00:54:28,291 --> 00:54:29,750
♪ I am
921
00:54:29,750 --> 00:54:31,209
♪ I am
922
00:54:31,959 --> 00:54:34,625
♪ I'll blow your mind
923
00:54:34,625 --> 00:54:36,333
♪ I am
924
00:54:36,333 --> 00:54:38,125
♪ I'm a revolution
925
00:54:38,125 --> 00:54:41,291
♪ Why do I have to explain?
926
00:54:41,291 --> 00:54:44,125
♪ Who I am again and again?
927
00:54:44,125 --> 00:54:45,291
♪ I am ♪
928
00:54:52,792 --> 00:54:54,542
This is the gym.
929
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,125
A lot of people hang out here.
930
00:54:57,125 --> 00:54:59,375
We can work off
some of those doughnuts
931
00:54:59,375 --> 00:55:02,001
and maybe even
talk to a few people.
932
00:55:02,166 --> 00:55:04,125
(STAMMERING)
I don't know.
933
00:55:04,625 --> 00:55:08,000
Come on, guys. It's a Saturday
afternoon.
What else would you be doing?
934
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:11,583
Oh, we always do play fantasy
video games and then reenact
them.
935
00:55:12,333 --> 00:55:14,042
(ALL SHOUTING)
936
00:55:18,875 --> 00:55:20,792
Are you not entertained?
937
00:55:21,583 --> 00:55:25,959
Hmm. Tempting. But I think
we're going to stick with this.
938
00:55:31,001 --> 00:55:32,667
(GRUNTING)
939
00:55:34,084 --> 00:55:38,041
I can't do it. My arms ache.
I think I may have muscular
dystrophy.
940
00:55:38,041 --> 00:55:40,834
(CHUCKLING)
Muscular dystrophy is a birth
defect.
941
00:55:42,042 --> 00:55:44,042
Lenny, they're two pounds.
942
00:55:44,500 --> 00:55:45,583
Each.
943
00:55:48,291 --> 00:55:50,458
-You got it?
-(SKOOZER MUTTERING)
944
00:55:51,084 --> 00:55:53,500
-What?
-I said yeah, I got...
945
00:55:53,500 --> 00:55:55,333
(BOTH GRUNT)
946
00:55:59,834 --> 00:56:02,375
Damn, Embele,
you're going to town.
947
00:56:02,792 --> 00:56:04,166
Where'd you get all that energy?
948
00:56:04,166 --> 00:56:06,125
I just awaken an hour ago.
949
00:56:06,125 --> 00:56:08,084
(LAUGHS)
950
00:56:20,125 --> 00:56:22,167
-It's okay. You'll be fine.
-It fell on my foot.
951
00:56:22,167 --> 00:56:23,250
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
952
00:56:23,250 --> 00:56:25,001
TV ANNOUNCER:
Rachel Witchburn has led
953
00:56:25,001 --> 00:56:27,709
the Student Council to great
heights
over the past two years.
954
00:56:28,001 --> 00:56:32,583
In addition to repaving Greek
Row,
Rachel beautified Greek Row's
grounds,
955
00:56:32,834 --> 00:56:35,542
and expanded parking privileges
for Greek Row.
956
00:56:35,875 --> 00:56:40,917
Re-elect Rachel Witchburn.
Vision. Leadership. Progress.
957
00:56:41,208 --> 00:56:44,125
I'm Rachel Witchburn,
and I approve this message.
958
00:56:45,126 --> 00:56:47,709
Can you believe that?
Who would fall for that?
959
00:56:47,709 --> 00:56:49,792
(CLAPPING)
960
00:56:52,542 --> 00:56:54,458
George, no.
961
00:56:55,583 --> 00:56:56,834
No.
962
00:56:58,458 --> 00:56:59,750
(COMPUTER BEEPS)
963
00:57:15,667 --> 00:57:17,126
(SIGHS)
964
00:57:18,500 --> 00:57:24,750
Prada, Gucci, Chanel, Armani...
965
00:57:26,125 --> 00:57:27,959
(SCREAMING)
966
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,000
(MUSIC PLAYS)
967
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,417
♪ Pump, pump the fist
968
00:57:34,417 --> 00:57:36,542
♪ Pump, pump the fist
969
00:57:36,542 --> 00:57:38,959
♪ You don't want that
Do it like that
970
00:57:38,959 --> 00:57:42,792
♪ Pump, pump, pump
Pump, pump, pump, pump ♪
971
00:57:42,792 --> 00:57:45,208
-SYDNEY: Freedom!
-SPANKY: Freedom to the 7th
Power!
972
00:57:45,208 --> 00:57:48,167
Freedom to the 7th Power,
people.
Come one, come all.
973
00:57:48,167 --> 00:57:50,500
♪ Get down
With Freedom to the 7th Power ♪
974
00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:53,417
Come learn about
Freedom to the 7th Power,
people!
975
00:57:53,417 --> 00:57:56,000
Oh, yeah, check us out.
This is the spot.
976
00:57:57,041 --> 00:57:59,583
-Freedom!
-(MUSIC STOPS)
977
00:58:00,042 --> 00:58:01,583
I don't think we're making much
of an impression.
978
00:58:02,001 --> 00:58:04,084
SYDNEY: Yeah.
I was worried about that.
979
00:58:05,001 --> 00:58:06,000
Aha.
980
00:58:07,375 --> 00:58:10,625
Free drinks!
Free drinks over here!
981
00:58:10,625 --> 00:58:12,959
Freedom to the 7th Power!
Free drinks!
982
00:58:13,209 --> 00:58:14,458
(CLAMORING)
983
00:58:15,126 --> 00:58:17,083
Serve and socialize.
984
00:58:19,125 --> 00:58:21,126
Who wants a burger?
985
00:58:34,209 --> 00:58:35,750
-Hi.
-Hi.
986
00:58:37,875 --> 00:58:41,126
I just wanted to apologize
for what happened.
987
00:58:43,042 --> 00:58:44,375
I really am sorry.
988
00:58:45,917 --> 00:58:47,125
It's okay.
989
00:58:47,583 --> 00:58:49,291
So, how's life as a Kappa?
990
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,875
Oh, you know, it's good.
(CHUCKLES)
991
00:58:53,375 --> 00:58:55,542
-Hey, is one of these...
-Yes, Lenny.
992
00:58:55,792 --> 00:58:58,583
The greenish-looking one is
your gluten-free soy patty.
993
00:58:58,583 --> 00:59:01,583
-Excellent.
-Do you have any extra of those?
994
00:59:03,041 --> 00:59:06,167
-Are you allergic to gluten too?
-All my life.
995
00:59:06,167 --> 00:59:09,209
And it is so hard to find a
decent
gluten-free soy patty.
996
00:59:09,209 --> 00:59:13,167
(CHUCKLING) Today's your lucky
day
because these are sensational.
997
00:59:14,083 --> 00:59:17,208
-Lenny, this is my friend Dinky.
-Oh, it's so nice to meet you.
998
00:59:17,625 --> 00:59:20,667
Dinky. Right?
Nice to meet you, Dinky.
999
00:59:20,667 --> 00:59:22,083
Um, Dinky?
1000
00:59:23,959 --> 00:59:25,458
We're over there.
1001
00:59:27,250 --> 00:59:30,458
Hi, Sydney. It's nice to see
you found some people you fit in
with.
1002
00:59:30,458 --> 00:59:33,458
Mmm. It is nice, isn't it?
If only there were a place
1003
00:59:33,458 --> 00:59:35,959
where a superficial,
materialistic bitch could fit
in.
1004
00:59:35,959 --> 00:59:37,792
-Oh, wait, there is.
-(CHUCKLES)
1005
00:59:38,917 --> 00:59:39,959
Whatever.
1006
00:59:40,041 --> 00:59:43,084
It's so cute, making your little
friends
run for student council.
1007
00:59:43,166 --> 00:59:46,667
Mmm. It is cute.
And it'll be even cuter when we
win.
1008
00:59:47,792 --> 00:59:50,333
Just so you know,
non-Greeks never win.
1009
00:59:50,333 --> 00:59:52,542
Yeah, just like you said
new people never make it
1010
00:59:52,542 --> 00:59:54,042
on your "Hot or Not" list,
right?
1011
00:59:55,084 --> 00:59:56,583
Let me give you
one tip, Sydney.
1012
00:59:58,709 --> 01:00:01,291
I'm the last person
you want to mess with.
1013
01:00:01,959 --> 01:00:04,333
No. You're the first.
1014
01:00:06,542 --> 01:00:07,875
Come on, let's go.
1015
01:00:10,667 --> 01:00:14,667
It was nice seeing you, Sydney.
You too, Lenny.
1016
01:00:15,208 --> 01:00:16,959
(STAMMERING)
1017
01:00:20,542 --> 01:00:22,125
You realize she was
flirting with you?
1018
01:00:23,375 --> 01:00:25,209
-Yeah.
-No!
1019
01:00:26,083 --> 01:00:28,083
-Who's going to win today?
1020
01:00:28,083 --> 01:00:30,167
ALL: Sharks going to win today!
1021
01:00:30,167 --> 01:00:32,125
Who, who, who?
1022
01:00:32,125 --> 01:00:33,750
ALL: Sharks, sharks, sharks!
1023
01:00:33,750 --> 01:00:35,333
(ALL CHEERING)
1024
01:00:39,042 --> 01:00:41,083
Who's gonna win today?
1025
01:00:45,001 --> 01:00:48,750
Well, when the temperature drops
below 60
and there's a headwind,
1026
01:00:48,750 --> 01:00:52,166
the forces exerted on the ball
create
an unfavorable magnitude and
direction.
1027
01:00:52,709 --> 01:00:56,417
The resulting spatial vector
leads to
an increase in the Sharks'
fumble ratio.
1028
01:00:57,458 --> 01:00:59,458
I anticipate a double-digit
loss.
1029
01:01:05,001 --> 01:01:06,291
MAN: The dude's a freak.
1030
01:01:06,291 --> 01:01:08,750
I don't know about you, man,
but I got to change my bet.
1031
01:01:10,001 --> 01:01:12,001
Wait a minute.
I think we graduated with that
dude.
1032
01:01:19,875 --> 01:01:23,291
SYDNEY: The election's coming up
and we could really use your
vote.
1033
01:01:23,291 --> 01:01:24,834
(ALL GASPING)
1034
01:01:25,166 --> 01:01:27,500
STUDENT: Hey, dudes,
throw the Frisbee back.
1035
01:01:27,875 --> 01:01:31,001
Go on. Someone pick it up
and throw it on back.
1036
01:01:31,417 --> 01:01:32,709
STUDENT: Right here!
1037
01:01:37,042 --> 01:01:38,126
Ow!
1038
01:01:38,126 --> 01:01:39,166
Heads up!
1039
01:02:15,167 --> 01:02:17,542
(MAN HUMMING A CAPELLA)
1040
01:02:21,333 --> 01:02:23,875
(WHISPERING) Dude,
I think you have the wrong desk.
1041
01:02:24,917 --> 01:02:27,166
(BOTH HUMMING A CAPELLA)
1042
01:02:29,500 --> 01:02:32,083
Yeah. You definitely
have the wrong desk.
1043
01:02:54,583 --> 01:02:57,792
♪ When I see you smile
1044
01:02:57,792 --> 01:03:00,750
♪ I can face the world
1045
01:03:00,750 --> 01:03:03,291
♪ You know, I can do anything
1046
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:07,166
♪ When I see you smile
1047
01:03:07,583 --> 01:03:09,333
♪ I see a ray of light
1048
01:03:10,500 --> 01:03:13,042
♪ I see it shining right through
the rain
1049
01:03:13,250 --> 01:03:15,750
♪ When I see you smile
1050
01:03:16,042 --> 01:03:19,750
♪ Baby
When I see you smile at me ♪
1051
01:03:26,792 --> 01:03:28,625
(WHISPERING) Tyler,
have you lost your mind?
1052
01:03:29,001 --> 01:03:32,083
No, but I will keep singing
unless you agree to go out with
me.
1053
01:03:33,583 --> 01:03:34,834
Just one date.
1054
01:03:35,875 --> 01:03:36,834
No.
1055
01:03:38,167 --> 01:03:40,583
♪ When I see you smile ♪
1056
01:03:40,583 --> 01:03:42,209
-(WHISPERING) Okay.
-I...
1057
01:03:43,125 --> 01:03:46,209
Pick me up at 7:00.
And it's not a date.
1058
01:03:46,209 --> 01:03:48,917
Done.
But dinner's served at 5:00.
1059
01:03:51,041 --> 01:03:54,209
Nice work, Beta freshmen.
Dismissed.
1060
01:03:59,208 --> 01:04:00,375
(SIGHS)
1061
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:13,625
So, what do you guys think?
1062
01:04:14,001 --> 01:04:15,917
This is what I wore
to my college interview,
1063
01:04:15,917 --> 01:04:19,126
so I thought it would be, you
know,
a nice first date outfit.
1064
01:04:19,126 --> 01:04:22,000
No, it's terrible.
You look like Barbara Walters.
1065
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:24,042
And you said this wasn't a date.
1066
01:04:24,042 --> 01:04:25,500
It is not a date.
1067
01:04:25,500 --> 01:04:29,291
We're just friends and,
you know, I don't like him like
that.
1068
01:04:30,001 --> 01:04:33,542
Only a little. You know,
occasionally.
When his shirt's off.
1069
01:04:33,917 --> 01:04:35,750
Ugh! Oh, I have no idea.
1070
01:04:36,001 --> 01:04:38,126
Uh-huh. That's how
it always starts.
1071
01:04:38,166 --> 01:04:41,001
You never plan these things.
First, you're friends.
1072
01:04:41,041 --> 01:04:43,500
Then you're all,
"Hi! Are you here to fix the
copier?"
1073
01:04:43,500 --> 01:04:45,291
-The next thing you know...
-(GROWLS) You are no help.
1074
01:04:45,542 --> 01:04:47,375
Why are you so nervous anyway?
You must've been
1075
01:04:47,375 --> 01:04:48,542
on plenty of dates before.
1076
01:04:49,041 --> 01:04:51,001
I don't know if you guys
have figured this out,
1077
01:04:51,001 --> 01:04:53,208
but I'm not exactly
the prom-queen type.
1078
01:04:53,500 --> 01:04:55,333
Yeah,
but you're pretty, Sydney.
1079
01:04:55,333 --> 01:04:56,792
SYDNEY: Thanks, George.
1080
01:04:56,792 --> 01:05:00,000
But I've had about as much
dating experience as you guys.
1081
01:05:00,333 --> 01:05:02,500
Whoa! Speak for yourself.
1082
01:05:04,291 --> 01:05:05,959
(ALL GASPING)
1083
01:05:06,209 --> 01:05:08,126
LENNY: I'm starting to see
what you mean.
1084
01:05:08,126 --> 01:05:10,166
-You need something sexy.
-But warm.
1085
01:05:10,166 --> 01:05:10,167
-You need something sexy.
-But warm.
-Purple's pretty.
-TERRENCE: My mom used to wear
mauve.
1086
01:05:10,167 --> 01:05:12,625
-Purple's pretty.
-TERRENCE: My mom used to wear
mauve.
1087
01:05:12,625 --> 01:05:14,250
-GURKIN: What about fuchsia?
-SPANKY: No, no.
1088
01:05:14,250 --> 01:05:15,667
LENNY: That looks like it
itches.
1089
01:05:15,667 --> 01:05:17,167
-GURKIN: Let me see.
-GEORGE: Don't push.
1090
01:05:19,126 --> 01:05:21,000
Three quarters of first dates
end
in disappointment
1091
01:05:21,250 --> 01:05:23,542
for one or both parties,
studies show.
1092
01:05:24,126 --> 01:05:26,291
-I hope you beat the odds.
-Me, too.
1093
01:05:26,750 --> 01:05:28,001
(SNEEZES)
1094
01:05:28,625 --> 01:05:30,125
If you try any funny stuff,
1095
01:05:30,125 --> 01:05:32,000
I will unleash the power
of the Internet on you.
1096
01:05:32,250 --> 01:05:36,709
I will register you as a sex
offender
in all 50 states, and Canada.
1097
01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:41,084
-Wow.
-Yeah! And I'll kick your ass.
1098
01:05:41,375 --> 01:05:42,750
SYDNEY: Hi.
1099
01:05:47,583 --> 01:05:49,375
-You look...
-(EXPLOSION)
1100
01:05:55,959 --> 01:05:57,834
-Thanks.
-What was that all about?
1101
01:05:57,834 --> 01:05:59,917
That's nothing.
You should see the plumbing.
1102
01:05:59,917 --> 01:06:01,041
-(EXPLOSION)
-(BUZZING)
1103
01:06:01,041 --> 01:06:02,709
-What was that?
-That's just Terrence.
1104
01:06:02,709 --> 01:06:05,458
You get used to it. Let's go.
Bye, guys.
1105
01:06:06,001 --> 01:06:07,625
-Bye.
-Bye, Sydney.
1106
01:06:07,625 --> 01:06:09,667
All 50 states, pal.
1107
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:12,250
(EMBELE SPEAKING
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
1108
01:06:13,709 --> 01:06:15,125
(MUSIC PLAYS)
1109
01:06:15,125 --> 01:06:17,667
♪ I don't want another pretty
face
1110
01:06:17,667 --> 01:06:20,875
♪ I don't want just anyone to
hold
1111
01:06:21,375 --> 01:06:23,834
So, your idea of a date is
to convert me?
1112
01:06:24,125 --> 01:06:25,750
Now, it's a date, huh?
1113
01:06:30,917 --> 01:06:33,083
♪ Your beautiful soul
1114
01:06:33,083 --> 01:06:34,458
Hey, guys.
1115
01:06:34,792 --> 01:06:36,458
♪ Yeah ♪
1116
01:06:43,917 --> 01:06:46,792
You serve meals to the homeless?
I had no idea.
1117
01:06:47,166 --> 01:06:48,750
He had no choice.
1118
01:06:49,375 --> 01:06:51,792
Not unless he has
some other plan to get
1119
01:06:51,792 --> 01:06:54,042
that infraction
off of his permanent record.
1120
01:06:54,417 --> 01:06:57,126
Me and the Betas,
we got in some trouble.
1121
01:06:57,667 --> 01:07:00,001
Let's just say a few campus
ordinances
were violated.
1122
01:07:00,166 --> 01:07:01,333
A few?
1123
01:07:01,625 --> 01:07:03,375
And you're working
your hours off here?
1124
01:07:03,375 --> 01:07:05,750
Nice to see you recruiting my
best
students, Tyler.
1125
01:07:07,167 --> 01:07:10,167
-Sydney, happy to have you here.
-Happy to be here.
1126
01:07:13,542 --> 01:07:18,250
So, do my hours tonight count
towards
working off Tyler's dirty deeds?
1127
01:07:18,250 --> 01:07:21,001
Actually, he fulfilled
his requirement last year.
1128
01:07:21,001 --> 01:07:22,458
We just can't seem to get rid of
him.
1129
01:07:23,084 --> 01:07:24,375
(SOFT BALLAD PLAYS)
1130
01:07:33,125 --> 01:07:35,291
TYLER: Watch your step.
We're almost there.
1131
01:07:38,959 --> 01:07:40,042
Wow.
1132
01:07:42,333 --> 01:07:44,208
This is beautiful.
1133
01:07:51,625 --> 01:07:54,417
If you look over there,
you can almost see Greek Row.
1134
01:07:56,041 --> 01:07:58,667
Which is probably
the last thing you want to see.
1135
01:07:58,667 --> 01:08:02,375
Yeah. It's just...
Growing up without my mom,
1136
01:08:02,375 --> 01:08:06,041
I was hoping that becoming a
Kappa
would help me connect with her.
1137
01:08:08,250 --> 01:08:10,001
Sydney, you don't need Kappa.
1138
01:08:10,291 --> 01:08:14,750
I know. I feel close to her
just being at the school.
1139
01:08:16,083 --> 01:08:19,166
You know, I found her name
carved into my study carrel.
1140
01:08:19,792 --> 01:08:21,001
No way.
1141
01:08:26,126 --> 01:08:29,709
Hey, is this where you bring
all your first non-dates?
1142
01:08:29,709 --> 01:08:32,333
Luring the babes
with this whole do-gooder thing?
1143
01:08:32,333 --> 01:08:35,126
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Sorority girls can't get enough
of it.
1144
01:08:35,500 --> 01:08:37,750
"Tyler, this place doesn't
even have a maître d'."
1145
01:08:38,041 --> 01:08:40,709
"Tyler, these plates are
plastic.
Touching them hurt my hands."
1146
01:08:40,709 --> 01:08:42,125
(LAUGHS)
1147
01:08:42,125 --> 01:08:44,042
Let's just say
you're the first girl I've met
1148
01:08:44,042 --> 01:08:45,417
I thought would appreciate this
place.
1149
01:08:45,834 --> 01:08:49,625
Well, I do, even if there was
no bathroom attendant.
1150
01:08:50,083 --> 01:08:51,834
I had to turn the faucet myself.
1151
01:08:51,834 --> 01:08:53,083
(TYLER LAUGHS)
1152
01:08:55,208 --> 01:08:56,625
TYLER: Here we are.
1153
01:08:58,792 --> 01:09:00,458
All right. Well...
1154
01:09:01,500 --> 01:09:02,834
Thank you.
1155
01:09:03,542 --> 01:09:05,083
I had a great time.
1156
01:09:09,167 --> 01:09:12,250
(CHUCKLES) You're trying not
to overtalk right now, aren't
you?
1157
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:14,125
(MOUTH WORD)
1158
01:09:26,709 --> 01:09:28,792
(EXCLAIMS)
Whoa!
1159
01:09:30,959 --> 01:09:33,417
SPANKY: I'm okay.
My spleen broke my fall.
1160
01:09:35,291 --> 01:09:36,667
(SNEEZES)
1161
01:09:41,001 --> 01:09:42,126
Hi, guys.
1162
01:09:42,126 --> 01:09:43,583
-Hey.
-Hi, Sydney.
1163
01:09:43,583 --> 01:09:45,083
What a surprise.
1164
01:09:45,083 --> 01:09:46,583
We were just watching the...
1165
01:09:47,291 --> 01:09:48,875
TV COMMENTATOR: Touchdown!
1166
01:09:50,417 --> 01:09:52,709
-The game?
-Mm-hmm.
1167
01:09:53,166 --> 01:09:56,126
-Yeah, who's playing?
-Um... the...
1168
01:09:56,834 --> 01:09:59,166
Saint Louis Gorillas.
1169
01:10:00,083 --> 01:10:02,333
You guys were spying on me,
and just for that,
1170
01:10:02,333 --> 01:10:04,500
I'm not going to tell you
about my date.
1171
01:10:04,500 --> 01:10:06,166
Oh, come on, Sydney.
1172
01:10:06,166 --> 01:10:08,667
Nope.
Good night, boys.
1173
01:10:10,792 --> 01:10:12,625
-(GRUNTS)
-Oh, man.
1174
01:10:13,750 --> 01:10:15,417
I should probably see a doctor.
1175
01:10:16,959 --> 01:10:18,209
(GROANS)
1176
01:10:22,542 --> 01:10:24,042
Hey, sexy.
1177
01:10:24,208 --> 01:10:26,291
Rachel, what the hell
are you doing here?
1178
01:10:26,583 --> 01:10:29,375
Besides reading your boring
emails,
nothing.
1179
01:10:29,834 --> 01:10:33,000
Tell me what you
were doing out with her?
1180
01:10:34,625 --> 01:10:37,417
You know what, Rachel?
I like Sydney. Deal with it.
1181
01:10:39,041 --> 01:10:40,834
I don't care if you like her or
not.
1182
01:10:41,083 --> 01:10:43,333
All I care about is
our Greek Life Centre,
1183
01:10:43,333 --> 01:10:46,208
and Sydney and her band of
goobers
are screwing with our plans.
1184
01:10:46,208 --> 01:10:48,458
They don't have a shot
at winning the election, and you
know it.
1185
01:10:49,375 --> 01:10:51,417
Maybe we should
just leave them alone.
1186
01:10:52,042 --> 01:10:54,083
That dump is obviously
really important to them.
1187
01:10:54,917 --> 01:10:57,042
I don't know why anyone
would want to live there.
1188
01:10:57,333 --> 01:10:59,209
That fire trap should be
condemned.
1189
01:10:59,458 --> 01:11:01,667
Look, we can find another
location.
1190
01:11:02,250 --> 01:11:04,167
Now, get out of here already.
1191
01:11:05,333 --> 01:11:07,750
One date, and you're ready
to blow the whole deal?
1192
01:11:08,084 --> 01:11:09,583
It was a hell of a date.
1193
01:11:11,458 --> 01:11:13,625
Normally at this time of year,
I'd be reporting
1194
01:11:13,625 --> 01:11:15,291
-that Rachel Witchburn...
-Guys. Guys. Look.
1195
01:11:15,291 --> 01:11:18,000
...once again has a lock
on the student council
presidency.
1196
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:20,709
But now, there is
a new player on the scene.
1197
01:11:20,709 --> 01:11:24,000
Terrence Lubinecki's
Freedom to the 7th Power party.
1198
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:25,458
Do they have a shot?
1199
01:11:25,458 --> 01:11:27,375
-Can they even make a dent?
-SYDNEY: You look so cute,
Terrence.
1200
01:11:27,375 --> 01:11:28,166
Stay tuned.
1201
01:11:28,458 --> 01:11:30,084
(CHEERING)
1202
01:11:30,084 --> 01:11:31,333
Good looking guy.
1203
01:11:31,917 --> 01:11:35,208
Check it out.
Maybe I'll actually vote this
year.
1204
01:11:35,208 --> 01:11:35,209
Check it out.
Maybe I'll actually vote this
year.
Yeah, he's cool.
1205
01:11:35,209 --> 01:11:36,667
Yeah, he's cool.
1206
01:11:46,167 --> 01:11:48,083
Hey, Rach,
which of these should I wear?
1207
01:11:48,083 --> 01:11:49,750
-I don't care.
-But I have a date.
1208
01:11:49,750 --> 01:11:51,458
-I don't care.
-Come to my room
1209
01:11:51,458 --> 01:11:53,709
-and help me get dressed.
-What is wrong with you?!
1210
01:11:55,542 --> 01:11:58,208
Rachel, you can't come in here.
I just farted.
1211
01:11:58,208 --> 01:11:59,834
Ew. Katy, you're disgusting.
1212
01:12:08,083 --> 01:12:09,875
(ALL SHOUTING)
1213
01:12:10,959 --> 01:12:12,084
(ALL SCREAM)
1214
01:12:12,166 --> 01:12:14,458
-Get off me, you freaks!
-GIRL: No!
1215
01:12:22,583 --> 01:12:25,084
What? No.
1216
01:12:25,583 --> 01:12:27,458
(SCREAMING) No!
1217
01:12:32,083 --> 01:12:35,166
Rachel, do you want
to try your soothing words?
1218
01:12:35,959 --> 01:12:37,166
(SIGHS)
1219
01:12:38,042 --> 01:12:39,834
I don't need my soothing words.
1220
01:12:40,709 --> 01:12:42,417
It's all become very clear to
me.
1221
01:12:42,959 --> 01:12:46,042
Sydney White must die a social
death.
1222
01:12:46,792 --> 01:12:49,042
And take her seven dorks with
her.
1223
01:12:49,959 --> 01:12:52,333
(COMPUTER GAME BEEPING)
1224
01:12:52,667 --> 01:12:54,333
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
1225
01:12:55,875 --> 01:12:58,875
Great. Here comes
Prince Charming.
1226
01:12:59,750 --> 01:13:02,125
Guys, please,
just give him a chance.
1227
01:13:02,125 --> 01:13:02,126
Guys, please,
just give him a chance.
(GUN COCKING)
1228
01:13:02,126 --> 01:13:03,291
(GUN COCKING)
1229
01:13:03,291 --> 01:13:05,959
That means you, Gurkin.
Put the paintball gun away.
1230
01:13:09,084 --> 01:13:10,625
(DOOR OPENS)
1231
01:13:10,625 --> 01:13:12,250
-Hi. Come on in.
-Hi.
1232
01:13:17,750 --> 01:13:19,084
Hi.
1233
01:13:20,250 --> 01:13:21,458
Hi.
1234
01:13:25,001 --> 01:13:27,417
-You ready?
-Actually, I have a better idea.
1235
01:13:27,667 --> 01:13:30,126
We all hang here
at the Vortex and order pizza.
1236
01:13:30,126 --> 01:13:31,083
What?
1237
01:13:32,709 --> 01:13:34,042
(WHIMPERING)
1238
01:13:35,084 --> 01:13:36,375
Sounds good to me.
1239
01:13:37,041 --> 01:13:38,625
(ALL GROANING)
1240
01:13:39,084 --> 01:13:40,291
Hey, is that Medal of Honor?
1241
01:13:40,291 --> 01:13:42,709
GURKIN: No,
it's not Medal of Honor.
1242
01:13:42,709 --> 01:13:44,291
Medal of Honor is for wussies.
1243
01:13:44,917 --> 01:13:47,500
It's Gurkin of Honor.
I made it.
1244
01:13:48,042 --> 01:13:51,709
Pays tribute to Medal of Honor,
God of War, Halo, and Viva
Piñata.
1245
01:13:52,792 --> 01:13:55,625
I'm pretty good at all those
games.
Mind if I give it a shot?
1246
01:13:57,875 --> 01:13:59,126
Okay.
1247
01:13:59,250 --> 01:14:00,917
(LAUGHING)
1248
01:14:01,417 --> 01:14:02,875
(SHUSHING)
1249
01:14:04,333 --> 01:14:05,458
(SIGHING
1250
01:14:07,834 --> 01:14:09,500
(MONSTER ROARING)
1251
01:14:09,834 --> 01:14:11,500
(GUNS FIRING)
1252
01:14:21,709 --> 01:14:23,125
(ALL CHEERING)
1253
01:14:23,375 --> 01:14:24,875
Eat lead, sucker.
1254
01:14:25,208 --> 01:14:27,834
-Gurkin, damn. He just kicked
your ass.
-Yes.
1255
01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:29,750
-Nice.
-I have to say I am impressed.
1256
01:14:29,750 --> 01:14:31,667
-Well...
-None of these other freaks
1257
01:14:31,667 --> 01:14:33,083
have come close to winning
Gurkin of Honor.
1258
01:14:33,333 --> 01:14:35,083
(SIGHS) We Betas play
video games too.
1259
01:14:35,542 --> 01:14:36,750
You do?
1260
01:14:37,001 --> 01:14:38,208
Yeah. What do you think we do?
1261
01:14:38,500 --> 01:14:42,126
Just have sex with girls
all the time.
1262
01:14:42,500 --> 01:14:45,625
Hate to break it to you, Spanky,
but we're really just regular
guys.
1263
01:14:46,667 --> 01:14:49,500
Aw, he's like a kid who just
found out
there's no Santa Claus.
1264
01:14:51,001 --> 01:14:52,209
What?
1265
01:14:53,041 --> 01:14:57,208
I mean, hypothetically, you
know,
if there weren't a Santa Claus,
1266
01:14:57,208 --> 01:14:57,209
I mean, hypothetically, you
know,
if there weren't a Santa Claus,
which of course there is.
1267
01:14:57,209 --> 01:14:59,084
which of course there is.
1268
01:15:02,125 --> 01:15:05,167
You guys should come hang out
sometime.
Bring Gurkin of Honor.
1269
01:15:06,333 --> 01:15:08,792
We're having a party tomorrow
night,
you guys want to come?
1270
01:15:12,001 --> 01:15:13,126
(MOUTHING WORD)
1271
01:15:13,500 --> 01:15:15,000
(MUSIC PLAYS)
1272
01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:17,083
♪ I'm breakin' dishes up in here
1273
01:15:17,083 --> 01:15:19,209
♪ All night
Uh-huh
1274
01:15:19,209 --> 01:15:22,167
♪ I ain't gonna stop
Until I see police lights
1275
01:15:22,167 --> 01:15:23,166
♪ Uh-huh
1276
01:15:23,166 --> 01:15:26,542
♪ I'm a fight a man tonight
I'm a fight a man tonight
1277
01:15:26,542 --> 01:15:28,792
♪ I'm a fight a man
A man ♪
1278
01:15:28,792 --> 01:15:30,083
You made it.
1279
01:15:30,792 --> 01:15:33,917
The bar is over there,
and the DJ's taking requests.
1280
01:15:34,166 --> 01:15:36,333
Do you think he has
the Doctor Who theme song?
1281
01:15:37,291 --> 01:15:38,750
I'm thinking not.
1282
01:15:38,750 --> 01:15:40,875
That's okay.
I brought my own.
1283
01:15:42,625 --> 01:15:45,834
As for you,
dance floor is this way.
1284
01:15:47,166 --> 01:15:50,667
♪ Been coming home lately
At 3:30
1285
01:15:50,667 --> 01:15:54,458
♪ I'm super cool
I've been a fool ♪
1286
01:15:54,959 --> 01:15:57,041
ALL: (CHANTING) Twenty-five,
26...
1287
01:15:57,041 --> 01:15:57,042
ALL: (CHANTING) Twenty-five,
26...
And 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32.
1288
01:15:57,042 --> 01:16:03,166
And 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32.
1289
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:06,083
(ALL CHEERING)
1290
01:16:07,417 --> 01:16:08,500
Yeah! All right!
1291
01:16:08,500 --> 01:16:10,792
Who's next? Anybody think
they can beat that?
1292
01:16:11,417 --> 01:16:13,709
Yes. I do.
1293
01:16:14,001 --> 01:16:17,084
-(SCOFFS)
-He thinks... (LAUGHS)
1294
01:16:17,166 --> 01:16:20,041
BOY: The dork thinks he can beat
it.
All right, good luck, buddy.
1295
01:16:20,041 --> 01:16:20,042
BOY: The dork thinks he can beat
it.
All right, good luck, buddy.
Whatever you say, man.
Come on.
1296
01:16:20,042 --> 01:16:22,333
Whatever you say, man.
Come on.
1297
01:16:22,667 --> 01:16:26,000
Ah.
No, no. No, no.
1298
01:16:32,417 --> 01:16:34,041
(CROWD GASPING)
1299
01:16:43,542 --> 01:16:44,709
Start counting.
1300
01:16:45,917 --> 01:16:47,583
One, two...
1301
01:16:47,959 --> 01:16:49,834
ALL: Three, four,
1302
01:16:49,834 --> 01:16:53,667
five, six, seven, eight...
1303
01:16:54,126 --> 01:16:56,417
(CHUCKLES)
I hope the guys are okay.
1304
01:16:56,417 --> 01:16:59,208
I haven't heard any girlish
screams,
so I'm thinking we're good.
1305
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:01,208
Sure looks like it.
1306
01:17:01,208 --> 01:17:07,375
One-forty-nine, 150, 151, 152,
1307
01:17:07,375 --> 01:17:11,625
153, 154, 155...
1308
01:17:12,084 --> 01:17:13,333
(ALL CHEERING)
1309
01:17:15,209 --> 01:17:17,333
That was badass!
(WHOOPING)
1310
01:17:17,709 --> 01:17:19,000
That was awesome.
1311
01:17:20,083 --> 01:17:22,417
-Lenny.
-(STAMMERING) Ah...
1312
01:17:23,167 --> 01:17:24,333
Hey.
1313
01:17:24,333 --> 01:17:27,667
Oh, wow,
I love your new hairstyle.
1314
01:17:28,167 --> 01:17:30,542
(STAMMERING)
Yeah, I... I...
1315
01:17:31,333 --> 01:17:33,917
Dinky, Rachel
needs you right away.
1316
01:17:34,041 --> 01:17:36,417
-Oh, but I just--
-It's an emergency.
1317
01:17:39,667 --> 01:17:42,126
-Oh, you know what, okay. Bye.
-Bye.
1318
01:17:45,375 --> 01:17:47,959
How come you boys
haven't come out to party
before?
1319
01:17:48,041 --> 01:17:50,042
You guys are so cool.
1320
01:17:50,500 --> 01:17:52,083
-Really?
-Oh, yeah.
1321
01:17:52,375 --> 01:17:55,084
We've been watching you.
Where have you studs been
hiding?
1322
01:17:55,084 --> 01:17:56,834
The building at the end of the
road.
1323
01:17:56,834 --> 01:17:59,333
It's called the Vortex
'cause it sucks in losers.
1324
01:18:00,291 --> 01:18:02,001
That's sexy. (CHUCKLES)
1325
01:18:03,001 --> 01:18:06,667
Well, boys, there's seven of us
and seven of you.
1326
01:18:07,125 --> 01:18:08,750
What's that sound like to you?
1327
01:18:09,208 --> 01:18:10,500
Fourteen?
1328
01:18:11,125 --> 01:18:13,001
Sounds like a party to me.
1329
01:18:13,001 --> 01:18:15,750
You know,
there's a hot tub out back.
1330
01:18:16,500 --> 01:18:19,333
Through that door there's a
study
that leads right to it.
1331
01:18:19,792 --> 01:18:21,291
You can leave
your clothes there.
1332
01:18:21,291 --> 01:18:23,917
But we don't have
any swimming trunks.
1333
01:18:24,542 --> 01:18:26,084
Neither do we.
1334
01:18:30,417 --> 01:18:32,167
We'll meet you back there.
1335
01:18:34,041 --> 01:18:36,084
(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)
1336
01:18:42,583 --> 01:18:43,667
Oh, boy.
1337
01:18:52,917 --> 01:18:56,875
SPANKY: Girls? Where are you?
Where's the hot tub?
1338
01:18:57,625 --> 01:18:59,250
Marco!
1339
01:19:05,042 --> 01:19:07,417
-GIRL: They're naked!
-(ALL GASPING)
1340
01:19:08,126 --> 01:19:09,333
Oh, no.
1341
01:19:10,208 --> 01:19:11,667
(CROWD LAUGHING)
1342
01:19:16,750 --> 01:19:18,041
It must be cold out there.
1343
01:19:19,792 --> 01:19:21,042
Oh, no.
1344
01:19:21,042 --> 01:19:22,834
RACHEL:
Thanks for putting on a show,
guys.
1345
01:19:22,834 --> 01:19:24,792
This is low,
even for you, Rachel.
1346
01:19:25,084 --> 01:19:27,917
Aw, Sydney, so nice of you
to care about them.
1347
01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:29,709
And since you're the mastermind
1348
01:19:29,709 --> 01:19:32,291
behind their adorable little
Student Council campaign,
1349
01:19:32,792 --> 01:19:34,542
let me be the first
to break the news.
1350
01:19:34,959 --> 01:19:38,167
Terrence has been disqualified
from running for president.
1351
01:19:38,167 --> 01:19:39,291
What are you talking about?
1352
01:19:40,126 --> 01:19:43,167
Terrence Lubinecki is not
a student at Southern Atlantic.
1353
01:19:43,208 --> 01:19:45,500
He graduated six years ago.
1354
01:19:47,125 --> 01:19:50,667
I had to stay. There was just
so much more learning to do.
1355
01:19:51,917 --> 01:19:54,458
(WHISPERING) Terrence,
maybe you should put on some
clothes.
1356
01:19:54,458 --> 01:19:56,125
-MAN: Yeah.
-SIDNEY: Okay.
1357
01:19:56,125 --> 01:19:58,042
Rachel, why don't you get
the hell out of here?
1358
01:19:58,083 --> 01:20:00,250
Ooh, I love it when you get
rough.
1359
01:20:00,250 --> 01:20:03,209
And, Ty, thanks for playing
your part so well.
1360
01:20:03,458 --> 01:20:05,166
That's the other good news.
1361
01:20:05,166 --> 01:20:08,375
The Witchburn-Prince
Greek Life Centre is now a
reality.
1362
01:20:08,750 --> 01:20:11,542
-Witchburn-Prince? What the
hell?
-Oh, you didn't tell her?
1363
01:20:11,792 --> 01:20:15,583
I thought you guys were so
close.
It's a little joint project of
ours.
1364
01:20:15,834 --> 01:20:18,209
And the only thing standing in
our way
was the Vortex.
1365
01:20:18,709 --> 01:20:20,208
So, like you suggested, Tyler,
1366
01:20:20,625 --> 01:20:22,500
I went ahead
and had it condemned.
1367
01:20:24,166 --> 01:20:26,417
Now you can eat
with the homeless every night.
1368
01:20:27,542 --> 01:20:29,083
You had something to do with
this?
1369
01:20:30,709 --> 01:20:33,667
No. I mean,
I said the place was a dump,
1370
01:20:33,667 --> 01:20:35,417
-but I didn't--
-Witchburn-Prince, huh?
1371
01:20:35,417 --> 01:20:38,167
So you wanted to tear down the
Vortex.
1372
01:20:40,001 --> 01:20:42,250
-Yeah, I did, but--
-I don't want to hear it.
1373
01:20:42,500 --> 01:20:43,542
-Sydney!
-No.
1374
01:20:45,792 --> 01:20:48,792
Don't grovel, Tyler.
You're above it.
1375
01:20:58,500 --> 01:21:00,166
Things are looking grim,
brothers.
1376
01:21:00,583 --> 01:21:03,209
I am so sorry
about this, you guys.
1377
01:21:04,500 --> 01:21:06,375
You should've just left us
alone.
1378
01:21:07,001 --> 01:21:09,667
We were fine until you came
along
and made us your guinea pigs.
1379
01:21:10,583 --> 01:21:11,834
You guys.
1380
01:21:12,166 --> 01:21:14,291
It's so important for us
to stand up to the Greeks
1381
01:21:14,542 --> 01:21:17,750
and show them
that they can't trample all over
us.
1382
01:21:18,208 --> 01:21:22,167
Well, it's also important for us
to have a place to live.
1383
01:21:38,250 --> 01:21:39,709
(PHONE LINE RINGING)
1384
01:21:41,042 --> 01:21:42,583
-PAUL: (ON PHONE) Hello?
Dad?
1385
01:21:42,583 --> 01:21:44,209
(LAUGHING) Gotcha.
1386
01:21:44,375 --> 01:21:47,875
You've reached Royal Plumbing
at the White House. No, not that
one.
1387
01:21:47,875 --> 01:21:49,291
This is Paul and Sydney's.
Leave a message.
1388
01:21:49,542 --> 01:21:51,001
(MACHINE BEEPS)
1389
01:21:52,209 --> 01:21:57,209
Hi, Dad. I was just
calling to say I miss you.
1390
01:21:59,084 --> 01:22:00,583
And that's it.
1391
01:22:01,041 --> 01:22:05,084
Um... everything's great here.
Really great.
1392
01:22:06,208 --> 01:22:07,834
I love you.
1393
01:22:31,917 --> 01:22:33,000
(GRUNTS)
1394
01:22:38,458 --> 01:22:39,375
(CAR DOOR CLOSES)
1395
01:22:41,083 --> 01:22:42,667
(MOUTHING WORDS)
1396
01:22:55,917 --> 01:22:57,667
PAUL: It was
that message last night.
1397
01:22:57,667 --> 01:23:00,126
I could tell something wasn't
right.
I could hear it in your voice.
1398
01:23:00,333 --> 01:23:03,166
So I got in the van
and I drove all through the
night.
1399
01:23:04,167 --> 01:23:07,126
I was a little surprised to find
you weren't at the Kappa house,
though.
1400
01:23:08,333 --> 01:23:10,500
I wanted to tell you
so many times, but...
1401
01:23:12,084 --> 01:23:16,458
I kept thinking about Mom
and... I felt like I'd failed
her.
1402
01:23:17,209 --> 01:23:20,500
And you always sounded
so proud of me on the phone.
1403
01:23:20,500 --> 01:23:23,792
Sweetheart, following
in your mother's footsteps
1404
01:23:23,792 --> 01:23:26,126
is not about reliving her life.
1405
01:23:26,126 --> 01:23:28,166
It's about being the same kind
of person she was.
1406
01:23:29,500 --> 01:23:30,667
Hey.
1407
01:23:31,709 --> 01:23:34,834
Your mom was much more
than just a Kappa.
1408
01:23:36,209 --> 01:23:37,625
She was a woman
who always fought
1409
01:23:37,625 --> 01:23:39,500
for what she believed in,
and so are you.
1410
01:23:40,166 --> 01:23:42,041
Nothing could make me
prouder than that.
1411
01:23:43,792 --> 01:23:47,042
Not even when I installed that
water
filtration system in under an
hour?
1412
01:23:48,542 --> 01:23:50,417
That was pretty great.
1413
01:23:50,417 --> 01:23:52,417
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
1414
01:24:05,458 --> 01:24:07,208
(KNOCKING on DOOR)
1415
01:24:09,208 --> 01:24:12,750
(GROANS)
It says, "Do not disturb."
1416
01:24:13,042 --> 01:24:14,625
(KNOCKING CONTINUES)
1417
01:24:21,250 --> 01:24:23,001
Up and at 'em, guys.
1418
01:24:24,834 --> 01:24:27,042
It's time to make some plans.
1419
01:24:28,167 --> 01:24:30,042
I know you're still pissed at
me,
but come on.
1420
01:24:30,042 --> 01:24:32,625
Are you really gonna wallow here
in this fleabag motel
1421
01:24:32,625 --> 01:24:36,000
because some prissy girly-girl
who probably doesn't know who
Gandalf is,
1422
01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:37,417
screwed us over?
1423
01:24:42,875 --> 01:24:43,959
You're right.
1424
01:24:44,041 --> 01:24:46,208
I bet she doesn't know
who Gandalf is.
1425
01:24:46,208 --> 01:24:47,375
(SCOFFS)
1426
01:24:49,375 --> 01:24:51,084
(LAUGHING)
1427
01:24:53,001 --> 01:24:56,209
-We're still mad at you, though.
-That's okay. I want you to be
mad.
1428
01:24:56,375 --> 01:24:59,208
I want you to get fired up
so we can win this election.
1429
01:24:59,667 --> 01:25:02,792
Because the Freedom to the 7th
Power
party will prevail.
1430
01:25:02,792 --> 01:25:03,792
Yeah!
1431
01:25:04,084 --> 01:25:05,500
With our new
candidate for president.
1432
01:25:10,084 --> 01:25:11,041
Me!
1433
01:25:12,042 --> 01:25:13,417
I'm gonna run against Rachel.
1434
01:25:14,667 --> 01:25:16,917
And we're gonna take her down.
1435
01:25:17,291 --> 01:25:19,333
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1436
01:25:19,959 --> 01:25:23,542
Hi, I'm Sydney White and I'm
running
for Student Council president.
1437
01:25:23,542 --> 01:25:26,875
Hi, I'm Sydney White and I'm
running
for Student Council president
1438
01:25:26,875 --> 01:25:28,917
on the Freedom to the 7th Power
ticket.
1439
01:25:28,917 --> 01:25:31,542
Your papers count for three
quarters
of your final grade,
1440
01:25:31,542 --> 01:25:33,917
and no late papers
will be accepted.
1441
01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:36,834
As you're writing these papers,
I want you to think
1442
01:25:36,834 --> 01:25:39,041
about the mechanics
of modern campaigning.
1443
01:25:39,375 --> 01:25:41,291
SIDNEY: You may be wondering
why you should even care.
1444
01:25:41,291 --> 01:25:43,959
Why bother voting?
The Greeks win every year
1445
01:25:43,959 --> 01:25:46,167
and it's just one more way
they run the school.
1446
01:25:46,167 --> 01:25:47,500
CARLTON: There's a whole
lot of talk today
1447
01:25:47,500 --> 01:25:49,667
about the need to cater to your
base.
1448
01:25:50,625 --> 01:25:53,875
But then there's something to be
said
for thinking outside of that
box.
1449
01:25:55,167 --> 01:25:57,126
SYDNEY: Freedom to the 7th
Power!
1450
01:25:58,333 --> 01:25:59,542
(ALL CHEERING)
1451
01:25:59,542 --> 01:26:01,667
Freedom to the 7th Power!
1452
01:26:03,250 --> 01:26:04,709
Good job.
1453
01:26:06,041 --> 01:26:07,709
(MUTTERING)
1454
01:26:08,125 --> 01:26:09,291
(YELLS)
1455
01:26:09,291 --> 01:26:10,542
(GRUNTS)
1456
01:26:11,542 --> 01:26:15,167
The fact is that 80% of the
student body
body at Southern Atlantic
1457
01:26:15,167 --> 01:26:17,126
is not Greek. 80%.
1458
01:26:17,542 --> 01:26:19,834
CARLTON: Take the Kennedy
campaign in 1960.
1459
01:26:20,000 --> 01:26:21,959
He was inherently an outsider.
1460
01:26:22,291 --> 01:26:25,084
A Catholic had never been
elected as president.
1461
01:26:25,417 --> 01:26:28,126
Who reached out
to other outsiders.
1462
01:26:28,126 --> 01:26:30,291
(ALL RECITING
PRAYER IN HEBREW)
1463
01:26:33,917 --> 01:26:36,000
-L'chaim.
-ALL: L'chaim.
1464
01:26:36,000 --> 01:26:36,001
-L'chaim.
-ALL: L'chaim.
SYDNEY: To those students I say,
it's time for you to be heard.
1465
01:26:36,001 --> 01:26:39,001
SYDNEY: To those students I say,
it's time for you to be heard.
1466
01:26:44,375 --> 01:26:47,333
CARLTON: Minorities,
women, the poor.
1467
01:26:48,000 --> 01:26:52,709
The disenfranchised won that
election
for John Kennedy.
1468
01:26:57,625 --> 01:27:02,500
"Naked Pain."
An epic poem in 12 parts.
1469
01:27:05,208 --> 01:27:09,126
It's time for you to be heard.
And we are here to listen.
1470
01:27:09,417 --> 01:27:11,042
(ALL CHEERING)
1471
01:27:11,750 --> 01:27:13,208
♪ Stand up, stand up
1472
01:27:13,458 --> 01:27:15,583
♪ Cannot be strong enough... ♪
1473
01:27:16,458 --> 01:27:19,291
(CHANTING AND SINGING)
1474
01:27:21,500 --> 01:27:23,375
It's a lesson
worth remembering.
1475
01:27:30,667 --> 01:27:31,834
(EXCLAIMING)
1476
01:27:32,083 --> 01:27:35,209
♪ Stand up, stand up
1477
01:27:36,126 --> 01:27:39,166
♪ I gotta be strong enough
1478
01:27:39,917 --> 01:27:42,500
♪ So stand up, stand up
1479
01:27:43,583 --> 01:27:46,959
♪ Brothers, be strong enough
1480
01:27:48,042 --> 01:27:51,166
♪ We're trying hard to be
ourselves
1481
01:27:51,500 --> 01:27:53,001
♪ Again... ♪
1482
01:27:53,001 --> 01:27:54,125
(CHEERING)
1483
01:28:04,417 --> 01:28:05,542
RACHEL: Here you go.
1484
01:28:06,042 --> 01:28:09,166
Don't vote for Sydney White.
Let's keep it Greek, all right?
1485
01:28:09,625 --> 01:28:11,917
Does this look like
your next president?
1486
01:28:12,667 --> 01:28:14,208
Vote Rachel Witchburn.
1487
01:28:16,041 --> 01:28:17,208
Hi, ho.
1488
01:28:18,917 --> 01:28:20,209
Bye, ho.
1489
01:28:21,917 --> 01:28:23,458
Don't vote for Sydney White.
1490
01:28:24,041 --> 01:28:26,208
Vote Rachel Witchburn.
Rachel Witchburn.
1491
01:28:31,542 --> 01:28:33,500
(GRUNTING)
1492
01:28:40,333 --> 01:28:43,291
No way. You read
peoplespunisher too?
1493
01:28:43,291 --> 01:28:44,417
I write it.
1494
01:28:45,291 --> 01:28:48,125
Oh, my God.
It's the most genius thing ever.
1495
01:28:48,125 --> 01:28:49,792
Did you know that the Brew House
1496
01:28:49,792 --> 01:28:52,125
has an entire spoken-word night
devoted to that blog?
1497
01:28:52,709 --> 01:28:54,209
-Really?
-Yeah.
1498
01:28:54,792 --> 01:28:57,750
And... I know this is
really embarrassing,
1499
01:28:57,750 --> 01:29:01,667
but I swore that if I ever met
the peoplespunisher guy...
1500
01:29:02,875 --> 01:29:04,834
Well, I'd hook up with him.
1501
01:29:04,834 --> 01:29:06,209
(HAMMER FALLS)
1502
01:29:08,750 --> 01:29:09,917
Damn it!
1503
01:29:12,001 --> 01:29:13,709
(AWKWARD CHUCKLING)
1504
01:29:18,834 --> 01:29:20,167
Need some help?
1505
01:29:21,583 --> 01:29:23,083
Oh. Hi.
1506
01:29:25,291 --> 01:29:27,083
Listen, I'm really...
1507
01:29:27,458 --> 01:29:30,500
Is that a Stanley 22 Ounce
AntiVibe Framing Hammer?
1508
01:29:32,042 --> 01:29:33,167
Yes, it is.
1509
01:29:34,001 --> 01:29:35,333
Can I touch it?
1510
01:29:36,709 --> 01:29:38,001
You can have it.
1511
01:29:40,500 --> 01:29:42,959
I saw you guys with the signs.
I thought I could help.
1512
01:29:46,041 --> 01:29:47,709
And I just want to tell you
I'm really sorry
1513
01:29:47,709 --> 01:29:49,084
about what happened
the other night.
1514
01:29:49,417 --> 01:29:51,291
I had nothing to do
with what Rachel pulled.
1515
01:29:51,625 --> 01:29:53,458
Yeah, I was involved
in the Greek Centre,
1516
01:29:53,458 --> 01:29:55,126
but Rachel twisted
everything around.
1517
01:29:56,126 --> 01:29:58,250
Yeah. I know what that's like.
1518
01:30:02,042 --> 01:30:03,792
You're gonna do great
at the debate tomorrow.
1519
01:30:07,041 --> 01:30:09,041
(HEAVY ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
1520
01:30:13,250 --> 01:30:15,250
(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
1521
01:30:31,458 --> 01:30:34,208
I thought we might
do a little business.
1522
01:30:45,834 --> 01:30:48,167
I thought you finished
Carlton's paper last week.
1523
01:30:48,291 --> 01:30:50,875
I did, but I wanted to add
some of the ideas from our
campaign.
1524
01:30:52,125 --> 01:30:53,542
You really are a dork.
1525
01:30:54,917 --> 01:30:56,166
(COMPUTER BEEPS)
1526
01:30:59,291 --> 01:31:00,333
Hmm.
1527
01:31:01,458 --> 01:31:02,709
(BEEPS)
1528
01:31:04,709 --> 01:31:06,125
-What just happened?
-I don't...
1529
01:31:06,125 --> 01:31:08,084
-Wait. Make it come back.
-ROBOTIC VOICE: Uh-oh.
1530
01:31:10,084 --> 01:31:12,375
-She just opened it.
-(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
1531
01:31:12,375 --> 01:31:15,166
Voilà . One poisoned Apple.
1532
01:31:18,709 --> 01:31:19,959
Uh...
1533
01:31:20,083 --> 01:31:21,709
ROBOTIC VOICE: Self-destruct.
1534
01:31:21,709 --> 01:31:23,000
LENNY: Oh, my God.
1535
01:31:24,333 --> 01:31:26,000
Oh, no.
1536
01:31:32,167 --> 01:31:33,166
All right, pay up.
1537
01:31:34,875 --> 01:31:36,041
(SIGHS)
1538
01:31:37,834 --> 01:31:39,167
Yes!
1539
01:31:44,125 --> 01:31:45,917
She's gone catatonic.
1540
01:31:46,375 --> 01:31:49,208
It's no use.
Even I can't fix this.
1541
01:31:50,042 --> 01:31:52,375
My paper,
due tomorrow.
1542
01:31:53,167 --> 01:31:55,083
The debate, tomorrow.
1543
01:31:55,458 --> 01:31:57,417
The guy definitely knew
what he was doing.
1544
01:31:57,417 --> 01:31:58,792
TERRENCE: What about... Ow!
1545
01:32:01,042 --> 01:32:02,458
I can't let her win like this.
1546
01:32:03,209 --> 01:32:05,375
But the debate
starts in 12 hours.
1547
01:32:06,291 --> 01:32:08,792
(SIGHS) I'm just gonna have
to pull an all-nighter.
1548
01:32:13,542 --> 01:32:15,208
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
1549
01:32:56,542 --> 01:32:58,834
(SIGHS)
1550
01:33:08,208 --> 01:33:09,917
CARLTON: (ON P.A.)
The debate's about to begin.
1551
01:33:10,209 --> 01:33:12,209
Candidates, please report to the
stage.
1552
01:33:17,042 --> 01:33:19,417
-We couldn't find her anywhere.
-Where could she be?
1553
01:33:19,417 --> 01:33:21,375
She should be done
with her paper by now.
1554
01:33:25,500 --> 01:33:28,458
CARLTON: (ON P.A.)
We need all candidates on stage
now.
1555
01:33:42,875 --> 01:33:45,417
Sydney. Sydney,
you got to wake up.
1556
01:33:45,917 --> 01:33:47,083
(MOANING)
1557
01:33:55,291 --> 01:33:57,625
I know you're tired,
but you can't give up now.
1558
01:33:58,166 --> 01:34:00,126
You mean a lot
to those guys out there.
1559
01:34:00,250 --> 01:34:01,291
(SIDNEY MOANS)
1560
01:34:02,750 --> 01:34:04,000
You mean a lot to me.
1561
01:34:23,750 --> 01:34:25,959
-Okay. I'm awake now.
-Come on.
1562
01:34:28,001 --> 01:34:32,166
All right. Well, I'm afraid
we can't wait any longer for Ms.
White.
1563
01:34:32,166 --> 01:34:33,375
(DOOR OPENS)
1564
01:34:33,792 --> 01:34:36,041
I'm here! I'm here!
1565
01:34:36,041 --> 01:34:37,709
(CROWD GASPS)
1566
01:34:38,208 --> 01:34:40,625
(MURMURING)
1567
01:34:46,583 --> 01:34:51,042
Ms. Witchburn, if you win
another term as president,
1568
01:34:51,375 --> 01:34:53,542
what will you do differently?
1569
01:34:54,625 --> 01:34:56,125
Why fix what isn't broken?
1570
01:34:56,625 --> 01:34:58,875
(ALL CHEERING)
1571
01:35:00,000 --> 01:35:02,083
This has been
a great year for the university,
1572
01:35:02,083 --> 01:35:02,084
This has been
a great year for the university,
and I am particularly proud
to be breaking ground
1573
01:35:02,084 --> 01:35:04,291
and I am particularly proud
to be breaking ground
1574
01:35:04,291 --> 01:35:06,041
on the Greek Life Centre very
soon.
1575
01:35:07,167 --> 01:35:08,667
(CHEERING)
1576
01:35:14,084 --> 01:35:16,583
Ms. White, your rebuttal?
1577
01:35:16,583 --> 01:35:18,250
(BOOING)
1578
01:35:18,583 --> 01:35:19,625
Yay.
1579
01:35:19,625 --> 01:35:24,042
I guess your people couldn't
make it.
It's just you and your dorks.
1580
01:35:28,042 --> 01:35:29,000
(DOOR OPENS)
1581
01:35:29,834 --> 01:35:33,001
-(MARCHING BAND PLAYING)
-Go, Sydney!
1582
01:35:33,041 --> 01:35:34,166
Oh, my God.
1583
01:35:34,166 --> 01:35:36,917
-(CHEERING)
-GIRL: Go, Sydney!
1584
01:35:41,208 --> 01:35:42,542
(MILITARY COMMAND YELLING)
1585
01:35:45,375 --> 01:35:48,917
GIRL: Go Sydney!
1586
01:35:50,042 --> 01:35:51,792
BOY: I vote for Sydney!
1587
01:35:58,667 --> 01:35:59,709
(LAUGHS)
1588
01:36:09,667 --> 01:36:12,001
(DRUM ROLL PLAYING)
1589
01:36:12,041 --> 01:36:13,125
ALL: Go!
1590
01:36:15,041 --> 01:36:17,667
For years, you've been oppressed
by the Greek elite,
1591
01:36:17,667 --> 01:36:19,458
who take everything for
themselves,
1592
01:36:19,458 --> 01:36:20,959
and leave nothing
for the rest of us.
1593
01:36:21,542 --> 01:36:23,375
(BOOING)
1594
01:36:24,250 --> 01:36:27,750
It's time for the rest of the
school
to take back the school.
1595
01:36:27,750 --> 01:36:29,625
-Yeah!
-(CHEERING)
1596
01:36:29,875 --> 01:36:32,792
I bet most of you
have no idea how great
1597
01:36:32,792 --> 01:36:35,084
the campus a cappella group is,
and why would you?
1598
01:36:35,667 --> 01:36:39,083
The social and cultural
landscape is
entirely run by the Greeks.
1599
01:36:39,417 --> 01:36:42,208
And those guys are forced to
practice
in a dank basement.
1600
01:36:42,208 --> 01:36:45,042
-That's hard on their vocal
cords.
-BOY: Yeah!
1601
01:36:45,125 --> 01:36:48,250
-Professor Carlton...
-Let her finish.
1602
01:36:48,709 --> 01:36:51,208
I have met so many great
and interesting people here,
1603
01:36:51,500 --> 01:36:54,500
that I never would have met
if I didn't step out of my own
world.
1604
01:36:55,167 --> 01:36:58,126
Before, all I wanted was to fit
in.
1605
01:36:58,959 --> 01:37:02,209
But I've learned
that we're all searching to fit
in.
1606
01:37:02,209 --> 01:37:04,792
And we all feel
like outsiders.
1607
01:37:05,042 --> 01:37:07,333
And we all do things
and feel things
1608
01:37:07,583 --> 01:37:11,667
that are bizarre, and
unconventional,
and... dorky.
1609
01:37:11,667 --> 01:37:13,126
(CHEERING)
1610
01:37:13,126 --> 01:37:14,208
We're all dorks.
1611
01:37:14,208 --> 01:37:15,667
Yeah!
1612
01:37:17,583 --> 01:37:20,583
My name is Sydney White.
My dad's a plumber.
1613
01:37:20,583 --> 01:37:21,875
I collect comic books...
1614
01:37:22,126 --> 01:37:24,917
and I'm secretly terrified
of balloon animals.
1615
01:37:24,917 --> 01:37:26,250
(CROWD LAUGHS)
1616
01:37:26,500 --> 01:37:27,583
I'm a dork.
1617
01:37:27,583 --> 01:37:28,792
Yeah!
1618
01:37:28,792 --> 01:37:30,125
(CHEERING)
1619
01:37:32,792 --> 01:37:34,084
I'm Tyler Prince.
1620
01:37:34,750 --> 01:37:37,542
I'm the current high scorer
in Gurkin of Honor.
1621
01:37:39,750 --> 01:37:40,917
I'm a dork.
1622
01:37:41,500 --> 01:37:43,125
(CHEERING)
1623
01:37:49,166 --> 01:37:52,500
My name is...
Well, it's really Sanford,
1624
01:37:52,500 --> 01:37:56,209
and I've never had sex
with a girl before.
1625
01:37:56,209 --> 01:37:57,458
(CROWD MURMURING)
1626
01:37:57,458 --> 01:38:00,166
But I really,
really want to.
1627
01:38:00,792 --> 01:38:02,125
I'm a dork. (CHUCKLES)
1628
01:38:02,417 --> 01:38:03,959
(CHEERING)
1629
01:38:11,042 --> 01:38:12,209
Hi.
1630
01:38:13,001 --> 01:38:14,625
My name is Jeremy.
1631
01:38:19,041 --> 01:38:22,333
I used to speak
only through my puppet.
1632
01:38:26,375 --> 01:38:27,458
I'm a dork!
1633
01:38:27,834 --> 01:38:29,208
(CHEERING)
1634
01:38:33,792 --> 01:38:35,209
My name's Moose.
1635
01:38:36,126 --> 01:38:38,000
When I was 13,
I was the top-ranked male
1636
01:38:38,000 --> 01:38:40,041
figure skater
in the state of New Jersey.
1637
01:38:40,667 --> 01:38:41,959
BOY: Dude!
1638
01:38:41,959 --> 01:38:44,083
So I guess that
makes me a dork.
1639
01:38:44,083 --> 01:38:46,125
(CHEERING)
1640
01:38:49,583 --> 01:38:52,542
I've hated Rachel Witchburn
1641
01:38:52,792 --> 01:38:56,250
ever since she told me
I had "mom" arms freshman year.
1642
01:38:56,250 --> 01:38:58,500
I have a voodoo doll of her
in my underwear drawer,
1643
01:38:58,500 --> 01:38:59,709
and I stick pins in it.
1644
01:39:05,042 --> 01:39:06,667
Oh, and I'm a dork.
1645
01:39:06,917 --> 01:39:08,417
(CHEERING)
1646
01:39:12,084 --> 01:39:14,959
Hi. (GIGGLES)
My name is Dinky Hodgekiss.
1647
01:39:16,041 --> 01:39:18,291
And I think I'm in love with a
dork.
1648
01:39:19,000 --> 01:39:20,959
(ALL WHOOPING)
1649
01:39:23,917 --> 01:39:25,250
(CHEERS)
1650
01:39:25,250 --> 01:39:27,041
Let's hear it for the dorks!
1651
01:39:27,667 --> 01:39:29,959
(ALL CHEERING)
1652
01:39:46,959 --> 01:39:49,417
Rachel Witchburn,
you've exhibited
1653
01:39:49,417 --> 01:39:51,417
behavior unsuitable
for a Kappa.
1654
01:39:51,959 --> 01:39:54,126
You've lied, manipulated,
1655
01:39:54,166 --> 01:39:57,167
and verbally abused your sisters
and fellow students.
1656
01:39:58,041 --> 01:39:59,542
And you are just such a...
1657
01:40:00,709 --> 01:40:02,500
A bitch.
1658
01:40:05,166 --> 01:40:08,001
We, all of us,
1659
01:40:08,125 --> 01:40:11,792
hereby strip you of the
privileges
of the Kappa sisterhood.
1660
01:40:14,500 --> 01:40:16,709
But you can't!
You can't just...
1661
01:40:17,209 --> 01:40:18,291
We just did.
1662
01:40:19,583 --> 01:40:20,709
Hmm!
1663
01:40:23,458 --> 01:40:26,083
ALL: (CHANTING) Here comes a
Kappa
Queen of the Row.
1664
01:40:26,083 --> 01:40:29,166
She's hot, she's cool
She ain't no ho.
1665
01:40:29,166 --> 01:40:30,709
She's got style
1666
01:40:30,709 --> 01:40:32,167
-She's got class.
-Prada...
1667
01:40:32,167 --> 01:40:34,417
-And from behind, a kicking...
-Gucci...
1668
01:40:35,001 --> 01:40:36,583
(KAPPAS GIGGLING)
1669
01:40:36,583 --> 01:40:38,583
(SCREAMING)
1670
01:40:43,126 --> 01:40:45,166
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)
1671
01:40:57,959 --> 01:41:01,041
♪ You're looking for something
You can't find
1672
01:41:01,041 --> 01:41:04,250
♪ If you give it up
You'll lose your mind
1673
01:41:04,250 --> 01:41:07,625
♪ There's always
Something in your way
1674
01:41:07,625 --> 01:41:10,042
♪ Well, what can you say?
1675
01:41:10,042 --> 01:41:11,792
♪ You're gonna have good day
1676
01:41:16,375 --> 01:41:18,041
♪ You're gonna have good day ♪
1677
01:41:26,667 --> 01:41:27,875
(SNEEZES)
1678
01:41:28,250 --> 01:41:31,542
Oh, no. You're not
getting sick, are you?
1679
01:41:31,542 --> 01:41:34,458
-Nah. It's just the mulch.
-Oh.
1680
01:41:34,458 --> 01:41:36,083
(BOTH MOANING)
1681
01:41:46,042 --> 01:41:47,375
(CAR HORN HONKS)
1682
01:41:48,417 --> 01:41:52,333
Hey, we're from Southeast State
and we're lost. Can you help us?
1683
01:41:57,167 --> 01:41:59,750
I will be your guide.
1684
01:42:00,458 --> 01:42:02,333
Give me five minutes.
1685
01:42:02,333 --> 01:42:04,166
Take all the time you need.
1686
01:42:15,083 --> 01:42:16,542
Okay. Bye.
1687
01:42:19,750 --> 01:42:22,042
Terrence!
What happened?
1688
01:42:22,083 --> 01:42:26,500
Hey, guys. I finally perfected
my predictive analytic
probability theory.
1689
01:42:29,125 --> 01:42:30,959
It can predict anything
1690
01:42:30,959 --> 01:42:34,500
from the behavior of amino acids
in a stable isotope peptide bond
1691
01:42:34,750 --> 01:42:36,208
to the outcome of sporting
events.
1692
01:42:37,750 --> 01:42:41,125
So I sold it to ibet.com
for $10 million.
1693
01:42:43,167 --> 01:42:45,667
-(WHOOPING)
-My God! Are you kidding me?
1694
01:42:46,542 --> 01:42:48,209
You are rich man!
1695
01:42:52,250 --> 01:42:53,875
You know I helped.
I did.
1696
01:42:54,417 --> 01:42:56,001
(WHISTLES)
1697
01:43:04,042 --> 01:43:05,458
ALL: Aw!
1698
01:43:09,208 --> 01:43:10,959
Oh, let's take a picture.
1699
01:43:12,166 --> 01:43:13,542
Come on, come on.
1700
01:43:15,709 --> 01:43:16,959
Get together.
1701
01:43:20,001 --> 01:43:21,209
Say cheese.
1702
01:43:21,209 --> 01:43:22,209
ALL: Cheese.
1703
01:43:25,500 --> 01:43:28,000
SYDNEY: So, that's the story
of Sydney White.
1704
01:43:28,542 --> 01:43:31,583
My mom was right.
I did make friends for life.
1705
01:43:32,167 --> 01:43:35,542
And we all lived...
Well, do you even have to ask?
1706
01:43:36,625 --> 01:43:38,792
Dorkily ever after.
1707
01:43:43,375 --> 01:43:46,084
♪ I'm not worried
1708
01:43:46,084 --> 01:43:48,959
♪ Here he comes
1709
01:43:49,834 --> 01:43:52,417
♪ I'm not worried
1710
01:43:52,417 --> 01:43:56,542
♪ Better stand down your guns
1711
01:43:56,542 --> 01:43:59,084
♪ I feel nothing
1712
01:43:59,084 --> 01:44:03,209
♪ I'm stepping out
Here I go
1713
01:44:03,209 --> 01:44:05,875
♪ I'm not worried
1714
01:44:17,083 --> 01:44:18,667
♪ Trying hard
1715
01:44:18,667 --> 01:44:20,667
♪ Tried it all
To keep your head in the game
1716
01:44:20,667 --> 01:44:23,875
♪ In the game, quit playing
1717
01:44:23,875 --> 01:44:24,917
♪ That was me
1718
01:44:24,917 --> 01:44:26,417
♪ I don't know that me no more
1719
01:44:26,417 --> 01:44:29,458
♪ I got tired, fell asleep
Now I am back
1720
01:44:29,458 --> 01:44:32,126
♪ I'm not worried
1721
01:44:32,126 --> 01:44:34,834
♪ Here it comes
1722
01:44:35,917 --> 01:44:38,542
♪ I'm not worried
1723
01:44:38,542 --> 01:44:42,041
♪ Better stand down your guns
1724
01:44:55,667 --> 01:44:58,333
♪ I'm not worried
1725
01:44:58,333 --> 01:45:01,542
♪ Here it comes
1726
01:45:02,084 --> 01:45:05,001
♪ I'm not worried
1727
01:45:05,001 --> 01:45:08,417
♪ Better stand down your guns
1728
01:45:08,750 --> 01:45:11,375
♪ I feel nothing
1729
01:45:11,375 --> 01:45:15,041
♪ Stepping out
Now here I go
1730
01:45:15,041 --> 01:45:18,500
♪ I'm not worried ♪
1731
01:45:32,542 --> 01:45:34,500
(BEAUTIFUL SURPRISE PLAYS)
1732
01:45:39,166 --> 01:45:43,166
♪ She's got a little bit of
trouble
In her eyes
1733
01:45:43,166 --> 01:45:46,834
♪ Just enough to let me know
She's the paradise
1734
01:45:46,834 --> 01:45:50,542
♪ She's part so safe
Part hell fire
1735
01:45:50,542 --> 01:45:54,500
♪ When you think she's piqued
That's when she takes it high
1736
01:45:54,500 --> 01:45:57,001
♪ And I fall apart
1737
01:45:57,001 --> 01:46:01,583
♪ When she says goodbye
1738
01:46:01,583 --> 01:46:08,209
♪ She's such a beautiful
surprise
1739
01:46:09,209 --> 01:46:15,458
♪ She's such a beautiful
surprise
1740
01:46:17,001 --> 01:46:22,834
♪ A flash of light
Across the cold black sky
1741
01:46:23,583 --> 01:46:30,084
♪ A low cool rain
On a hot summer night
1742
01:46:31,125 --> 01:46:36,542
♪ Leaves me mesmerized
1743
01:46:38,625 --> 01:46:43,417
♪ She's such a beautiful
surprise
1744
01:46:45,667 --> 01:46:52,166
♪ She's such a beautiful
surprise
1745
01:46:53,041 --> 01:46:55,042
♪ Beautiful
1746
01:46:55,042 --> 01:46:56,792
♪ Beautiful
1747
01:46:56,792 --> 01:47:01,083
♪ Beautiful
1748
01:47:01,083 --> 01:47:06,208
♪ She's such a beautiful
surprise ♪
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