Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:05,637 --> 00:00:08,010
Hey. How you been?
2
00:00:08,011 --> 00:00:09,677
Forget what happened last week?
3
00:00:09,678 --> 00:00:10,969
I'm not surprised,
4
00:00:10,970 --> 00:00:12,260
with some of that cheap-ass ganj
5
00:00:12,261 --> 00:00:13,802
you've been smoking.
6
00:00:16,219 --> 00:00:18,927
Try some of this good Canadian shit.
7
00:00:18,928 --> 00:00:20,427
- Little help here!
- Put me down! Put me down!
8
00:00:20,428 --> 00:00:21,761
- No more! Ah!
- Oh!
9
00:00:21,762 --> 00:00:23,302
What happened?
10
00:00:23,303 --> 00:00:25,344
- He busted his leg.
- Is that bone?
11
00:00:25,345 --> 00:00:27,179
It took six plates and 18 screws,
12
00:00:27,180 --> 00:00:29,096
but I think we got Humpty Dumpty
13
00:00:29,097 --> 00:00:30,969
- put back together again.
- Drugs.
14
00:00:30,970 --> 00:00:32,593
I went to get a test done, to find out
15
00:00:32,594 --> 00:00:34,886
if I inherited a genetic
mutation from my mom
16
00:00:34,887 --> 00:00:36,607
that means I'm probably
gonna die of breast cancer.
17
00:00:36,608 --> 00:00:37,761
And?
18
00:00:37,762 --> 00:00:39,469
I don't find out the
results for a couple days.
19
00:00:39,470 --> 00:00:40,469
Liam?
20
00:00:40,470 --> 00:00:41,820
Liam, you home?
21
00:00:43,219 --> 00:00:44,954
- You gonna answer?
- Took them two days
22
00:00:44,955 --> 00:00:47,427
to realize I was gone.
Can't be too worried.
23
00:00:47,428 --> 00:00:48,824
I think we should break up.
24
00:00:48,825 --> 00:00:51,316
Call me when you're not so needy.
25
00:00:51,317 --> 00:00:52,960
Why the long face, little pirate?
26
00:00:52,961 --> 00:00:55,593
I didn't make it past the
first round of cuts for West Point,
27
00:00:55,594 --> 00:00:57,013
and my lesbian sister
28
00:00:57,014 --> 00:00:59,260
is in love with my girlfriend,
trying to turn her gay, too.
29
00:00:59,261 --> 00:01:02,079
- Oh, what are you doing?
- I'm sorry.
30
00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:03,809
I'm not gay.
31
00:01:03,810 --> 00:01:05,260
She doesn't love me.
32
00:01:05,261 --> 00:01:06,511
Kelly's a bitch.
33
00:01:06,512 --> 00:01:07,911
She likes to break hearts.
34
00:01:07,912 --> 00:01:09,177
We should go fuck her up.
35
00:01:09,178 --> 00:01:11,552
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
36
00:01:13,470 --> 00:01:14,865
Kev?
37
00:01:14,866 --> 00:01:16,933
- Did you just...
- Mm-hmm.
38
00:01:16,934 --> 00:01:18,125
Eight seconds.
39
00:01:18,126 --> 00:01:19,844
Twelve-year-olds last longer.
40
00:01:19,845 --> 00:01:21,885
Have you been sending two
children to our school
41
00:01:21,886 --> 00:01:23,347
for the price of one for months?
42
00:01:23,348 --> 00:01:24,580
We're very sorry, Sister.
43
00:01:24,581 --> 00:01:27,160
We need a Jesus for the
Festival of St. Felicity
44
00:01:27,161 --> 00:01:28,469
pageant next weekend.
45
00:01:28,470 --> 00:01:29,968
And you want Kev to be Jesus?
46
00:01:30,462 --> 00:01:32,120
I saw the "Help Wanted" sign.
47
00:01:32,121 --> 00:01:33,651
Need a job.
48
00:01:34,378 --> 00:01:35,885
Holy fuck.
49
00:01:35,886 --> 00:01:37,302
- Hi, Max.
- Uh, listen.
50
00:01:37,303 --> 00:01:39,260
Zoning on that lot you're a
partner in got approved.
51
00:01:39,261 --> 00:01:40,615
I don't remember exactly how much
52
00:01:40,616 --> 00:01:42,269
- you have in the partnership.
- A hundred.
53
00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:43,568
What if I bought you out now?
54
00:01:43,569 --> 00:01:45,427
I'll call you in the morning.
We'll get it done.
55
00:01:48,922 --> 00:01:55,718
Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com
56
00:03:28,845 --> 00:03:31,052
Hey, what are you doing up so early?
57
00:03:31,053 --> 00:03:32,636
Going out.
58
00:03:35,553 --> 00:03:36,885
- Hey.
- Hey.
59
00:03:36,886 --> 00:03:38,221
- You ready?
- Yeah.
60
00:03:38,222 --> 00:03:39,438
- Gloves.
- Yeah.
61
00:03:39,439 --> 00:03:40,719
Spray paint? Nails?
62
00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,834
- You got the sugar?
- Yep, and the hammer.
63
00:03:43,835 --> 00:03:46,052
- Let's do this.
- What are you two up to?
64
00:03:46,053 --> 00:03:47,727
We're gonna go fuck up a truck.
65
00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:49,758
Fuck it up good. I'll be back
66
00:03:49,759 --> 00:03:51,222
before Franny wakes up.
67
00:04:28,026 --> 00:04:29,885
Hello?
68
00:04:31,512 --> 00:04:35,162
Debbie? Lip?
69
00:04:38,343 --> 00:04:39,538
It's Fiona.
70
00:04:41,129 --> 00:04:42,788
Whatcha need, Frank?
71
00:04:43,454 --> 00:04:44,981
Oxy time.
72
00:04:45,807 --> 00:04:46,995
I doubt it.
73
00:04:50,053 --> 00:04:52,803
Uh, yeah, Debbie gave you one
74
00:04:52,804 --> 00:04:55,260
at midnight last night, so
you don't get another one
75
00:04:55,261 --> 00:04:57,340
- until 8:00 a.m.
- What time is it?
76
00:04:57,341 --> 00:04:58,674
It's almost 6:00.
77
00:04:59,528 --> 00:05:00,622
It hurts.
78
00:05:00,623 --> 00:05:02,260
I'm sure it does.
79
00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:03,600
The bottle says
80
00:05:03,601 --> 00:05:06,010
take as needed for pain. I'm in pain.
81
00:05:06,011 --> 00:05:07,866
I don't even know where
Debbie keeps them.
82
00:05:07,867 --> 00:05:09,427
Where she hides them, you mean.
83
00:05:09,428 --> 00:05:11,427
- Wake her up. Find out.
- She's not here.
84
00:05:11,428 --> 00:05:12,761
Bullshit. Debbie!
85
00:05:12,762 --> 00:05:14,719
Shh! Jesus.
86
00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:16,184
She just left.
87
00:05:16,185 --> 00:05:17,654
When's she coming back?
88
00:05:17,655 --> 00:05:20,302
Soon.
89
00:05:20,303 --> 00:05:22,677
Just... Try to go back to sleep.
90
00:05:22,678 --> 00:05:24,677
I need coffee.
91
00:05:28,159 --> 00:05:30,412
My bandage needs changing.
92
00:05:31,505 --> 00:05:32,739
It's not my turn.
93
00:05:33,479 --> 00:05:34,866
Need a sponge bath.
94
00:05:34,867 --> 00:05:36,653
Not a chance.
95
00:05:37,596 --> 00:05:39,256
I'm starting to smell.
96
00:05:39,959 --> 00:05:41,431
And that's new how?
97
00:05:41,432 --> 00:05:43,302
You could call Debbie.
98
00:05:43,303 --> 00:05:45,233
Jesus. How long
did the doctors say
99
00:05:45,234 --> 00:05:46,573
you were gonna be like this?
100
00:05:47,599 --> 00:05:49,699
Three to six months.
101
00:05:51,804 --> 00:05:54,108
Sweet Jesus.
102
00:05:57,053 --> 00:05:58,802
The truck's in the driveway.
103
00:05:58,803 --> 00:06:00,603
Stay low. Don't want to trigger
104
00:06:00,604 --> 00:06:02,052
the motion detector lights.
105
00:06:02,053 --> 00:06:03,802
- Ready?
- Roger that.
106
00:06:07,762 --> 00:06:09,288
Operation Annapolis is a go.
107
00:06:09,289 --> 00:06:11,052
- Ready?
- Copy that.
108
00:06:43,637 --> 00:06:44,552
Carl,
109
00:06:44,553 --> 00:06:46,177
locking gas cap.
110
00:06:46,178 --> 00:06:47,511
Get the screwdriver.
111
00:06:51,220 --> 00:06:53,427
- Hammer.
- Too noisy.
112
00:06:53,428 --> 00:06:55,511
I'm just gonna give it a tap. Hammer.
113
00:06:58,178 --> 00:07:00,594
Come on, put the
sugar in. Come on!
114
00:07:05,553 --> 00:07:07,761
It's Kelly. What do we do?
115
00:07:07,762 --> 00:07:09,177
Run!
116
00:07:11,011 --> 00:07:12,052
Hey, assholes!
117
00:07:13,553 --> 00:07:15,385
Oh, come on! Come on.
118
00:07:15,386 --> 00:07:16,427
Shh! Come on.
119
00:07:17,818 --> 00:07:20,799
I see you motherfuckers!
120
00:07:31,470 --> 00:07:33,164
- Hey.
- Hey.
121
00:07:33,165 --> 00:07:34,331
Liam still sleeping?
122
00:07:34,332 --> 00:07:35,968
He's not in there.
123
00:07:35,969 --> 00:07:37,302
He's not?
124
00:07:37,303 --> 00:07:41,442
Wanna see if he could cover my
Frank shift for a few hours later.
125
00:07:41,443 --> 00:07:44,385
- Where you going?
- Preliminary hearing for punching
126
00:07:44,386 --> 00:07:45,909
Liam's lemonade lady.
127
00:07:45,910 --> 00:07:47,383
Oh. You need company?
128
00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:48,901
Could maybe get off
work for a few hours.
129
00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:51,720
No, I'm good. They knocked
it down to a misdemeanor.
130
00:07:54,470 --> 00:07:57,028
Did Frank tell you his recovery
could take six months?
131
00:07:57,029 --> 00:07:59,219
- Six months?
- Yeah.
132
00:07:59,220 --> 00:08:02,058
This morning, he asked me
to give him a sponge bath.
133
00:08:02,059 --> 00:08:03,192
What was that like?
134
00:08:03,193 --> 00:08:04,427
Well, I didn't do it.
135
00:08:04,428 --> 00:08:06,649
Jesus, I'd have nightmares for years.
136
00:08:06,650 --> 00:08:08,710
Schedule Debbie made
is working out okay.
137
00:08:08,711 --> 00:08:09,975
You know, spreading the load around.
138
00:08:09,976 --> 00:08:13,385
It's like having a 160-pound
baby on the couch.
139
00:08:13,386 --> 00:08:15,177
Oh, and there's a massive dump
140
00:08:15,178 --> 00:08:16,844
waiting down there in his bedpan.
141
00:08:16,845 --> 00:08:18,010
That's what I've been smelling?
142
00:08:18,011 --> 00:08:19,302
Uh-huh.
143
00:08:19,303 --> 00:08:22,594
Well, we could get him
adult diapers, right?
144
00:08:22,595 --> 00:08:23,927
You want to be the one
145
00:08:23,928 --> 00:08:25,677
wiping the shit out of his pubic hair
146
00:08:25,678 --> 00:08:27,135
with a warm washcloth
147
00:08:27,136 --> 00:08:28,845
during diaper changes?
148
00:08:39,803 --> 00:08:41,177
Oxy?
149
00:08:41,178 --> 00:08:44,079
Oh, Christ. What's that smell?
150
00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:45,260
Bedpan.
151
00:08:45,261 --> 00:08:46,713
Whose shift is it?
152
00:08:46,714 --> 00:08:47,927
Carl.
153
00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:50,208
- Fuck me.
- Did you two
154
00:08:50,209 --> 00:08:51,968
hold up a liquor store this morning?
155
00:08:51,969 --> 00:08:53,761
- Is that Debbie?
- Yes.
156
00:08:53,762 --> 00:08:55,324
Oxy!
157
00:08:55,325 --> 00:08:56,921
Not for another half-hour, Frank.
158
00:08:56,922 --> 00:08:58,511
I need it now.
159
00:08:58,512 --> 00:08:59,790
Take too much Oxy,
160
00:08:59,791 --> 00:09:01,363
it's gonna make you constipated.
161
00:09:01,364 --> 00:09:02,876
It hasn't happened yet.
162
00:09:04,649 --> 00:09:06,427
Christ, what did he eat?
163
00:09:06,428 --> 00:09:08,844
Okay, last one for eight hours, Frank.
164
00:09:08,845 --> 00:09:10,177
Better enjoy it.
165
00:09:10,178 --> 00:09:11,596
Then two. Give me two.
166
00:09:11,597 --> 00:09:12,695
Nope, you're only
167
00:09:12,696 --> 00:09:13,761
- allowed one, Frank.
- Two!
168
00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:16,302
- I won't make it on one.
- Sorry, Frank.
169
00:09:16,303 --> 00:09:17,469
So?
170
00:09:17,470 --> 00:09:19,219
Frank. Any ideas?
171
00:09:19,220 --> 00:09:21,279
It's not like we have that many options.
172
00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:24,010
Can't, like, drug him and
dump him under a bridge.
173
00:09:24,011 --> 00:09:25,513
- Why not?
- We could do real time.
174
00:09:25,514 --> 00:09:26,811
Elder abuse.
175
00:09:26,812 --> 00:09:28,475
Nah, no jury would convict.
176
00:09:28,476 --> 00:09:30,135
We can get him back on disability.
177
00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:31,385
You know? Get the state
178
00:09:31,386 --> 00:09:32,525
to hire somebody to help him.
179
00:09:32,526 --> 00:09:34,053
That could take months.
180
00:09:34,054 --> 00:09:35,344
Juice? I need juice.
181
00:09:35,345 --> 00:09:37,252
We're having a family meeting, Frank!
182
00:09:37,253 --> 00:09:38,612
About what?
183
00:09:38,613 --> 00:09:40,260
About your sorry ass!
184
00:09:40,261 --> 00:09:41,659
Hey, wait. Doesn't
he still have money
185
00:09:41,660 --> 00:09:42,872
from that Randy guy?
186
00:09:42,873 --> 00:09:44,552
- Who?
- Ingrid's ex.
187
00:09:44,553 --> 00:09:46,177
He paid Frank to stay away from her.
188
00:09:46,178 --> 00:09:47,844
No Randy money left.
189
00:09:47,845 --> 00:09:49,636
You couldn't have possibly
spent it already.
190
00:09:49,637 --> 00:09:51,115
All gone. No money.
191
00:09:51,116 --> 00:09:53,927
What about the cash that
he made on that drug deal?
192
00:09:53,928 --> 00:09:55,135
It's my rainy day fund.
193
00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:57,594
Yeah, and this is a
goddamn monsoon, Frank.
194
00:09:57,595 --> 00:09:59,385
I'll call around and, uh,
195
00:09:59,386 --> 00:10:01,427
see how much a home
healthcare worker costs.
196
00:10:01,428 --> 00:10:02,802
I got it.
197
00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:04,052
Oh, I don't mind.
198
00:10:04,053 --> 00:10:05,636
No worries. I'm on it.
199
00:10:05,637 --> 00:10:07,177
I don't need
a healthcare worker.
200
00:10:07,178 --> 00:10:08,761
Yes, you do.
201
00:10:08,762 --> 00:10:12,219
Times like these were
made for families
202
00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:15,552
caring for loved ones
in their time of need.
203
00:10:15,553 --> 00:10:17,469
Nobody loves you, Frank.
204
00:10:17,470 --> 00:10:19,761
Hey, um, anybody see Liam last night?
205
00:10:19,762 --> 00:10:22,636
Yeah, he was watching TV
on the sofa with Frank.
206
00:10:22,637 --> 00:10:24,690
- He sleep here?
- I think so.
207
00:10:24,691 --> 00:10:26,260
I didn't tuck him in or anything.
208
00:10:26,261 --> 00:10:28,135
Here's your bedpan back.
209
00:10:28,136 --> 00:10:29,677
Don't use it again till
someone else can get it.
210
00:10:29,678 --> 00:10:31,844
Hey. Catch a meeting later?
211
00:10:31,845 --> 00:10:33,219
I think I'm gonna do an Al-Anon meeting
212
00:10:33,220 --> 00:10:34,511
- again today.
- All right, well,
213
00:10:34,512 --> 00:10:36,260
let us know if you
think it's worthwhile.
214
00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:37,927
We could turn it into
a fun-filled activity
215
00:10:37,928 --> 00:10:40,677
for the whole family.
216
00:10:40,678 --> 00:10:42,844
Carl, you want me to make you some eggs?
217
00:10:42,845 --> 00:10:45,636
Thanks, but I have coffee
and cereal in the morning.
218
00:10:45,637 --> 00:10:47,427
Debbie, scrambled eggs?
219
00:10:47,428 --> 00:10:48,937
Coffee for me.
220
00:10:50,068 --> 00:10:51,594
Excuse me.
221
00:10:54,178 --> 00:10:55,488
Kelly again?
222
00:10:57,512 --> 00:11:00,558
Yeah.
223
00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:03,010
So, what are your plans?
224
00:11:03,011 --> 00:11:04,469
Uh, well,
225
00:11:04,470 --> 00:11:06,794
I'ma go to that, uh, Al-Anon meeting...
226
00:11:06,795 --> 00:11:08,982
No, not today. For the future.
227
00:11:10,554 --> 00:11:13,528
I... I don't know.
228
00:11:13,529 --> 00:11:14,914
I-I haven't really thought about it.
229
00:11:14,915 --> 00:11:16,323
Franny needs a real bed.
230
00:11:16,324 --> 00:11:17,913
She's too big for her crib now,
231
00:11:17,914 --> 00:11:19,823
and my room doesn't have
enough space for two beds,
232
00:11:19,824 --> 00:11:21,594
so I was thinking that
you could take my room
233
00:11:21,595 --> 00:11:23,595
and Franny and I could
take your old room.
234
00:11:25,262 --> 00:11:26,796
Sure.
235
00:11:26,797 --> 00:11:29,260
Well, I'm gonna go wake up Franny.
236
00:11:29,261 --> 00:11:30,489
Keep her up there too long,
237
00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:31,802
she won't be able to sleep at night.
238
00:11:43,829 --> 00:11:45,202
Oh, Kev?
239
00:11:46,845 --> 00:11:47,999
Kevin?
240
00:11:50,071 --> 00:11:51,344
Yeah.
241
00:11:51,345 --> 00:11:53,052
- You still haven't...
- No.
242
00:11:53,053 --> 00:11:54,885
- Hm...
- How long?
243
00:11:54,886 --> 00:11:56,052
47 minutes.
244
00:11:56,053 --> 00:11:58,135
Oh, baby!
245
00:11:58,136 --> 00:12:00,219
This is so fantastic.
246
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,552
Oh, yeah, it's wonderful, baby.
247
00:12:01,553 --> 00:12:04,010
- Oh...
- And I am so happy
248
00:12:04,011 --> 00:12:06,927
- for you, baby.
- Oh, happy, happy!
249
00:12:06,928 --> 00:12:10,511
Mm. But all good things
must come to an end.
250
00:12:11,886 --> 00:12:13,594
Come to an end, now, Kevin.
251
00:12:13,595 --> 00:12:15,052
You don't want to try for 60 minutes?
252
00:12:15,053 --> 00:12:16,636
Nope. Now.
253
00:12:16,637 --> 00:12:18,927
Mm.
254
00:12:18,928 --> 00:12:20,636
Do that thing with my balls.
255
00:12:20,637 --> 00:12:22,427
Okay.
256
00:12:22,428 --> 00:12:23,636
This?
257
00:12:23,637 --> 00:12:25,052
No, no, no. The other thing.
258
00:12:25,053 --> 00:12:26,844
- This?
- Yes.
259
00:12:28,637 --> 00:12:31,135
Yes!
260
00:12:33,845 --> 00:12:35,177
Oh!
261
00:12:36,220 --> 00:12:37,786
Oh.
262
00:12:37,787 --> 00:12:39,032
- Kevin.
- Mm.
263
00:12:40,261 --> 00:12:41,385
- Mm.
- Okay.
264
00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:42,719
Oh.
265
00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:51,219
Fuck you, Mr. Vasectomy.
266
00:12:51,220 --> 00:12:53,010
I'm a man again!
267
00:13:06,554 --> 00:13:08,150
Hey.
268
00:13:08,151 --> 00:13:10,060
- You working today?
- Yeah.
269
00:13:10,061 --> 00:13:11,677
Sorry about West Point.
270
00:13:11,678 --> 00:13:13,385
Oh, it's no big deal.
271
00:13:13,386 --> 00:13:15,594
I mean, it was stupid
for me to even apply.
272
00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:16,887
I don't know what I was thinking.
273
00:13:16,888 --> 00:13:18,765
They're never gonna
accept someone like me.
274
00:13:19,804 --> 00:13:21,093
It's their loss.
275
00:13:21,094 --> 00:13:23,404
Yeah. Fuck 'em, right?
276
00:13:23,405 --> 00:13:25,385
I gotta get to work. Can't be late.
277
00:13:25,386 --> 00:13:27,220
Who's gonna fry those fish sticks?
278
00:13:37,926 --> 00:13:40,427
- Ay! Jesus!
- Ugh.
279
00:13:42,136 --> 00:13:44,052
This is nasty.
280
00:13:44,053 --> 00:13:46,502
Any of those beers have
something left in them?
281
00:13:47,262 --> 00:13:48,844
No.
282
00:13:48,845 --> 00:13:50,511
Any left in the fridge?
283
00:13:50,512 --> 00:13:52,677
Let me finish this first.
284
00:13:52,678 --> 00:13:54,387
Ugh.
285
00:13:55,928 --> 00:13:58,177
Called a couple home
healthcare worker places.
286
00:13:58,178 --> 00:13:59,740
Twenty-two bucks an hour.
287
00:13:59,741 --> 00:14:01,010
Thirty for overnights.
288
00:14:01,011 --> 00:14:04,070
Totally unnecessary.
Just set me up in here
289
00:14:04,071 --> 00:14:05,949
with my Oxys, a couple of brews,
290
00:14:05,950 --> 00:14:07,761
and the remote, and I'm good as gold.
291
00:14:07,762 --> 00:14:10,219
Yeah, you're down here yelling
for us day and night.
292
00:14:10,220 --> 00:14:12,093
Totally need someone
to take care of you.
293
00:14:12,094 --> 00:14:13,552
Easy.
294
00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:15,129
I'm not even supposed to be doing this.
295
00:14:15,130 --> 00:14:16,397
It's Liam's shift.
296
00:14:17,304 --> 00:14:19,761
Well, then get him down here. Liam!
297
00:14:19,762 --> 00:14:21,385
He's not here,
298
00:14:21,386 --> 00:14:23,594
and I haven't told anyone
where I hid your Oxy,
299
00:14:23,595 --> 00:14:25,762
so don't think you can bully
Liam into giving you more.
300
00:14:30,886 --> 00:14:32,677
What happened to that G.I. Jane chick
301
00:14:32,678 --> 00:14:34,132
your brother was banging,
302
00:14:34,133 --> 00:14:35,677
the one you were trying to steal?
303
00:14:35,678 --> 00:14:37,157
I wasn't trying to steal her.
304
00:14:37,158 --> 00:14:39,177
Sure you were. You were
following her around
305
00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:40,964
like a lovesick puppy.
306
00:14:41,510 --> 00:14:43,129
She broke up with Carl.
307
00:14:43,130 --> 00:14:46,010
So she is a carpet-muncher?
308
00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:47,628
Don't be an asshole, Frank.
309
00:14:47,629 --> 00:14:49,302
She was cute.
310
00:14:49,303 --> 00:14:51,151
Smart, too.
311
00:14:51,152 --> 00:14:54,293
I was surprised she went
for a moron like Carl.
312
00:14:54,762 --> 00:14:58,148
He was definitely punching
above his weight on that one.
313
00:14:58,149 --> 00:14:59,495
Kelly isn't gay.
314
00:14:59,496 --> 00:15:00,761
Softball?
315
00:15:00,762 --> 00:15:01,804
Really?
316
00:15:03,415 --> 00:15:04,581
Bi?
317
00:15:05,859 --> 00:15:09,514
Or maybe you just
weren't tempting enough
318
00:15:09,515 --> 00:15:13,454
for her to risk jumping into
gender experimentation.
319
00:15:14,243 --> 00:15:16,844
Women like smart. Sorry, sweetheart.
320
00:15:16,845 --> 00:15:19,636
You're not the sharpest
shovel in the shed.
321
00:15:19,637 --> 00:15:22,255
Now, I bet if it had been your sister,
322
00:15:22,256 --> 00:15:24,621
Fiona... She's not... hey.
323
00:15:24,622 --> 00:15:26,010
She's not brilliant,
324
00:15:26,011 --> 00:15:29,494
like Lip, but she's street smart, quick.
325
00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:31,260
I bet if it'd been Fiona,
326
00:15:31,261 --> 00:15:34,140
softball girl would've
taken that for a spin.
327
00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:37,177
Keep it up, Frank. You'll
never see an Oxy again.
328
00:15:38,366 --> 00:15:40,302
Not to mention, Fiona got
329
00:15:40,303 --> 00:15:44,968
Monica's stripper-on-a-bender,
dangerous looks,
330
00:15:44,969 --> 00:15:47,927
not that it's made Fiona's life easier.
331
00:15:47,928 --> 00:15:49,885
Too much pretty
can really mess you up.
332
00:15:49,886 --> 00:15:51,612
Hi, it's Liam.
333
00:15:51,613 --> 00:15:53,135
- Liam, where are you?
- Better to be
334
00:15:53,136 --> 00:15:54,371
- like you.
- Frank is driving me
335
00:15:54,372 --> 00:15:55,761
fucking crazy, and it's your shift.
336
00:15:55,762 --> 00:15:57,708
- Kinda slow...
- Love you. Bye.
337
00:15:57,709 --> 00:16:00,385
Keeps you realistic
about your prospects.
338
00:16:12,178 --> 00:16:13,594
Morning.
339
00:16:13,595 --> 00:16:15,162
I'm not late, am I?
340
00:16:15,163 --> 00:16:16,385
He's here.
341
00:16:16,386 --> 00:16:17,642
Who's here?
342
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:18,885
The Captain.
343
00:16:18,886 --> 00:16:20,236
He wants to meet you.
344
00:16:20,237 --> 00:16:21,442
Captain Bob?
345
00:16:21,443 --> 00:16:24,017
I thought he was made-up,
like Colonel Sanders.
346
00:16:24,018 --> 00:16:25,743
Colonel Sanders was real.
347
00:16:25,744 --> 00:16:27,091
He was?
348
00:16:28,512 --> 00:16:29,720
Follow me.
349
00:16:33,053 --> 00:16:34,511
Sir.
350
00:16:34,512 --> 00:16:36,511
Ensign Gallagher.
351
00:16:36,512 --> 00:16:38,335
Best fryer mate I ever had.
352
00:16:38,336 --> 00:16:41,053
Pleasure to meet you, Carl. Have a seat.
353
00:16:43,262 --> 00:16:44,761
You want a root beer float?
354
00:16:44,762 --> 00:16:46,344
- Ah, no...
- Lori, bring
355
00:16:46,345 --> 00:16:47,927
our little white panther
here a root beer float.
356
00:16:47,928 --> 00:16:49,677
- Okay.
- You want some popcorn shrimp?
357
00:16:49,678 --> 00:16:52,424
Lori, popcorn shrimp, too.
358
00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:55,866
I eat a basket every
location I visit, Carl.
359
00:16:56,512 --> 00:16:59,135
Quality control is the
name of the shrimp game.
360
00:16:59,136 --> 00:17:00,344
Look at that.
361
00:17:00,345 --> 00:17:02,344
Nicely battered,
362
00:17:02,345 --> 00:17:04,148
properly crisp.
363
00:17:05,429 --> 00:17:07,053
Mm, mm, mm.
364
00:17:09,011 --> 00:17:10,852
You really saved my ass
the other day, son.
365
00:17:11,399 --> 00:17:12,927
Once word get out you
can rob a franchise,
366
00:17:12,928 --> 00:17:14,534
the sharks descend.
367
00:17:16,554 --> 00:17:18,239
Give much thought to your future, Carl?
368
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:20,477
- Um, well...
- Look, I know a young man like you,
369
00:17:20,478 --> 00:17:22,364
it's hard to see yourself down the road,
370
00:17:22,365 --> 00:17:24,260
but Captain Bob's is growing.
371
00:17:24,261 --> 00:17:26,684
- Carl, you own a Winnebago?
- No.
372
00:17:26,685 --> 00:17:28,093
I do. A Grand Tour.
373
00:17:28,094 --> 00:17:29,153
You got a lake house?
374
00:17:29,154 --> 00:17:30,712
- Mm...
- I do.
375
00:17:30,713 --> 00:17:33,459
Ski boat? Two brand-new Cadillacs?
376
00:17:33,460 --> 00:17:35,260
You take a two-week vacation every year
377
00:17:35,261 --> 00:17:36,788
down to the Alabama coast?
378
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:37,802
No, sir.
379
00:17:37,803 --> 00:17:39,255
No, you're damn straight you don't,
380
00:17:39,256 --> 00:17:40,427
but you will, Carl,
381
00:17:40,428 --> 00:17:42,315
if you make the right choice today.
382
00:17:43,679 --> 00:17:45,719
I got a store in East Garfield Park,
383
00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:47,636
and it's been robbed
six times this month.
384
00:17:47,637 --> 00:17:48,885
You can start tomorrow,
385
00:17:48,886 --> 00:17:51,101
Assistant Manager. 500 bucks a week.
386
00:17:51,102 --> 00:17:53,508
In a year, you could be manager.
387
00:17:53,509 --> 00:17:54,844
Hell, in ten years,
388
00:17:54,845 --> 00:17:56,900
you could even own your own franchise.
389
00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:59,469
Huh? The sky's the limit, son.
390
00:17:59,470 --> 00:18:01,679
Carl, play your cards right,
391
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,260
you could even end up
with your own Winnebago.
392
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:09,844
So, mystery solved.
393
00:18:09,845 --> 00:18:11,511
Yeah? What mystery is that?
394
00:18:11,512 --> 00:18:14,143
Homer. He's not drunk somewhere.
395
00:18:14,144 --> 00:18:15,260
Yeah? What happened?
396
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,177
He violated his parole.
397
00:18:17,178 --> 00:18:19,469
Idiot got pulled over with
a .45 under his seat.
398
00:18:19,470 --> 00:18:21,719
- Ah.
- Shit.
399
00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:24,052
I gotta try and find a new mechanic.
400
00:18:24,053 --> 00:18:25,594
Well, there might be
time to take the broom
401
00:18:25,595 --> 00:18:27,385
out of Jason's hands.
402
00:18:27,386 --> 00:18:29,552
You mean instead of hiring
someone who's qualified,
403
00:18:29,553 --> 00:18:31,511
I should hire the kid who sweeps up?
404
00:18:33,011 --> 00:18:34,139
Yeah.
405
00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:36,344
All right, Mother Theresa.
406
00:18:36,345 --> 00:18:38,135
Show him how to change a spark plug,
407
00:18:38,136 --> 00:18:39,802
while I try to find someone
408
00:18:39,803 --> 00:18:41,093
who actually knows what
the hell they're doing.
409
00:18:41,094 --> 00:18:43,340
- Hey, thank you.
- Yeah, yeah.
410
00:18:44,304 --> 00:18:45,802
Yo, Jason!
411
00:18:45,803 --> 00:18:47,344
Hey, come here, man.
412
00:18:49,386 --> 00:18:51,448
Man, you ever change an air filter?
413
00:18:51,979 --> 00:18:53,219
I've seen you do it.
414
00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:54,385
All right, I want you
to finish detailing
415
00:18:54,386 --> 00:18:56,010
the bagger over there,
416
00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:57,638
then get an air filter
for the Sportster.
417
00:18:57,639 --> 00:18:59,010
All right? I'll come over there
418
00:18:59,011 --> 00:19:00,010
and I'll teach you how to change it.
419
00:19:00,011 --> 00:19:01,396
Yeah. All right.
420
00:19:05,386 --> 00:19:06,844
Lip?
421
00:19:06,845 --> 00:19:08,344
Hey.
422
00:19:08,345 --> 00:19:09,802
What's up?
423
00:19:09,803 --> 00:19:11,802
Doctor's office called.
424
00:19:11,803 --> 00:19:13,552
They want me to call them back at noon,
425
00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,719
uh, go over the results
of my test with them.
426
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:17,511
What time is it now?
427
00:19:17,512 --> 00:19:19,161
Five of.
428
00:19:19,162 --> 00:19:20,719
I just thought I should, uh,
429
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,639
be with someone in case I
try to jump off a roof
430
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:24,092
or throw myself in front
of a bus or something.
431
00:19:24,093 --> 00:19:25,406
Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah.
432
00:19:25,407 --> 00:19:27,719
Hey, Tami. How you doing?
433
00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:30,469
It's none of your
fucking business, Brad.
434
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:31,968
Okay. Come on.
435
00:19:31,969 --> 00:19:33,927
I'll find someplace to make that call.
436
00:19:35,969 --> 00:19:38,968
There's gotta be someplace
else you can keep this thing.
437
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:40,511
It's scaring away the customers.
438
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:42,010
I tried to get it in the house.
439
00:19:42,011 --> 00:19:43,219
It just wouldn't fit through the door.
440
00:19:43,220 --> 00:19:45,010
V, I think we can make some money
441
00:19:45,011 --> 00:19:47,002
renting me out as Jesus.
442
00:19:47,003 --> 00:19:48,385
People rent Jesus?
443
00:19:48,386 --> 00:19:51,093
- Yeah, for parties and stuff.
- Jesus parties?
444
00:19:51,094 --> 00:19:53,260
I think that's called
church services, Kevin.
445
00:19:53,261 --> 00:19:56,093
Like Santas at Christmas,
or Elvis impersonators.
446
00:19:56,094 --> 00:19:57,716
I could work bachelorette parties,
447
00:19:57,717 --> 00:19:59,761
be one of those, uh, birthday strippers.
448
00:19:59,762 --> 00:20:00,944
A Jesus stripper?
449
00:20:00,945 --> 00:20:02,177
Look at this website.
450
00:20:02,178 --> 00:20:03,594
They got all kinds of people
451
00:20:03,595 --> 00:20:05,260
looking like celebrities they rent out.
452
00:20:05,261 --> 00:20:06,747
Hi.
453
00:20:07,679 --> 00:20:09,385
What is all that about?
454
00:20:09,386 --> 00:20:11,511
The nuns figured out we were sending
455
00:20:11,512 --> 00:20:13,552
both of our girls to preschool
for the price of one,
456
00:20:13,553 --> 00:20:15,677
so Kev has to be Jesus for their parade,
457
00:20:15,678 --> 00:20:17,910
only now, Kev wants to
be Jesus all the time.
458
00:20:17,911 --> 00:20:19,285
Praise the lord!
459
00:20:19,845 --> 00:20:21,885
I thought you were taking
some time away from drinking.
460
00:20:21,886 --> 00:20:23,577
May I have a Coke, please?
461
00:20:23,578 --> 00:20:24,970
Absolutely.
462
00:20:31,262 --> 00:20:32,677
What's that?
463
00:20:32,678 --> 00:20:34,385
Well, the zoning went through
464
00:20:34,386 --> 00:20:36,385
on the lot that I invested in
465
00:20:36,386 --> 00:20:39,095
and Max Whitford bought me
out of the partnership.
466
00:20:39,096 --> 00:20:40,720
No shit? How much?
467
00:20:41,762 --> 00:20:43,594
$100,000.
468
00:20:43,595 --> 00:20:45,303
- $100,000...
- Eh.
469
00:20:46,595 --> 00:20:49,594
- One, oh...
- Right?
470
00:20:49,595 --> 00:20:51,677
That is fantastic. So you...
what are you gonna do
471
00:20:51,678 --> 00:20:53,344
with it, buy a new building?
472
00:20:53,345 --> 00:20:55,847
Oh, hell no. Fool me once.
473
00:20:55,848 --> 00:20:57,216
So what now?
474
00:20:57,217 --> 00:20:59,385
Well, I quit my job
at the gas station...
475
00:20:59,386 --> 00:21:01,737
- Damn right.
- And now I don't know.
476
00:21:01,738 --> 00:21:04,190
I feel like I got a second chance.
477
00:21:04,191 --> 00:21:06,511
And a third, and a fourth.
478
00:21:06,512 --> 00:21:08,427
V, I could have different costumes
479
00:21:08,428 --> 00:21:09,552
for different occasions.
480
00:21:09,553 --> 00:21:10,885
Wedding Jesus.
481
00:21:10,886 --> 00:21:12,552
Uh, Last Supper Jesus.
482
00:21:12,553 --> 00:21:15,427
Bat Mitzvah Jesus.
483
00:21:15,428 --> 00:21:17,511
Last Supper Jesus?
484
00:21:17,512 --> 00:21:20,052
Well, I guess that beats
getting nailed to the cross.
485
00:21:20,053 --> 00:21:21,762
They didn't use
real nails, did they?
486
00:21:32,554 --> 00:21:34,177
Is Liam here?
487
00:21:34,178 --> 00:21:36,190
- Mm, no.
- Really?
488
00:21:36,191 --> 00:21:37,859
Yeah, I'm here.
489
00:21:37,860 --> 00:21:39,652
It's okay, Todd. I got this.
490
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:43,019
Hi. Why are you dressed like that?
491
00:21:43,020 --> 00:21:44,173
Going to church.
492
00:21:44,174 --> 00:21:45,487
You go to church?
493
00:21:45,488 --> 00:21:46,636
Yes.
494
00:21:46,637 --> 00:21:48,469
I've been texting and calling you.
495
00:21:48,470 --> 00:21:50,682
You're supposed to be at the house
right now, taking care of Frank.
496
00:21:50,683 --> 00:21:51,828
I don't live there anymore.
497
00:21:51,829 --> 00:21:53,853
What? You can't just move out.
498
00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:54,942
I did last night.
499
00:21:56,772 --> 00:21:58,302
No, absolutely not. If you have
500
00:21:58,303 --> 00:21:59,968
an issue with it, make something else.
501
00:21:59,969 --> 00:22:01,052
Can I live at Todd's?
502
00:22:02,136 --> 00:22:03,219
- Please?
- Tuna salad
503
00:22:03,220 --> 00:22:04,511
gives me the runs.
504
00:22:04,512 --> 00:22:05,844
Somebody get me a beer?
505
00:22:05,845 --> 00:22:08,093
His grandma said I can.
506
00:22:08,094 --> 00:22:10,219
Please, can I live at Todd's?
507
00:22:10,220 --> 00:22:11,761
Fine! Yes! Yes!
508
00:22:14,094 --> 00:22:15,469
Okay.
509
00:22:15,470 --> 00:22:17,065
I'm gonna do it.
510
00:22:17,066 --> 00:22:19,511
- I'm going now!
- Beer!
511
00:22:19,512 --> 00:22:21,302
- Go!
- Jesus!
512
00:22:23,757 --> 00:22:25,302
Now if you'll excuse me,
513
00:22:25,303 --> 00:22:26,937
I'm late for church.
514
00:22:32,391 --> 00:22:34,476
Yeah, I understand.
515
00:22:35,252 --> 00:22:37,135
Right. Great.
516
00:22:37,136 --> 00:22:38,262
Yeah.
517
00:22:40,099 --> 00:22:41,600
No, thank you.
518
00:22:47,373 --> 00:22:48,875
Let me think it over.
519
00:22:51,220 --> 00:22:52,095
Uh-huh.
520
00:23:08,190 --> 00:23:10,940
Positive. BRCA1.
521
00:23:14,220 --> 00:23:16,927
It's good. That's...
That's "baby good," right?
522
00:23:16,928 --> 00:23:18,719
Yeah, it's "baby good."
523
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:20,594
So I don't have to worry
524
00:23:20,595 --> 00:23:23,594
about you trying to find any
tall buildings or anything?
525
00:23:23,595 --> 00:23:25,344
- No.
- Okay.
526
00:23:25,345 --> 00:23:27,385
I'm actually afraid of heights.
527
00:23:27,386 --> 00:23:29,611
Shotgun in the bathtub's more my style.
528
00:23:34,595 --> 00:23:36,303
Fuck!
529
00:23:38,595 --> 00:23:41,177
I don't want to have a
baby just to save my tits.
530
00:23:44,595 --> 00:23:46,761
Okay.
531
00:23:46,762 --> 00:23:48,552
I gotta have an abortion.
532
00:23:48,553 --> 00:23:50,968
I mean, I work in a hair salon.
533
00:23:50,969 --> 00:23:52,552
I breathe bleach fumes all day.
This baby's gonna come out
534
00:23:52,553 --> 00:23:53,844
with, like, five heads and a dorsal fin.
535
00:23:53,845 --> 00:23:55,802
Tami. Tami, Tami.
536
00:23:55,803 --> 00:23:57,636
Hey, breathe. Breathe.
537
00:23:57,637 --> 00:23:59,033
All right?
538
00:24:00,137 --> 00:24:01,420
Good.
539
00:24:02,221 --> 00:24:05,802
If having the baby reduces
the chances of cancer,
540
00:24:05,803 --> 00:24:08,693
maybe you should have the baby.
541
00:24:09,304 --> 00:24:10,487
And what?
542
00:24:11,013 --> 00:24:12,802
Die on the kid when it's 13,
543
00:24:12,803 --> 00:24:15,079
like my mom did to me?
Leave it an orphan?
544
00:24:15,637 --> 00:24:17,052
It wouldn't be an orphan.
545
00:24:17,053 --> 00:24:18,677
Right,
546
00:24:18,678 --> 00:24:20,689
because you're gonna take care of it.
547
00:24:21,659 --> 00:24:23,048
Yeah, I would.
548
00:24:23,595 --> 00:24:25,385
And what about when you die, too, Lip?
549
00:24:25,386 --> 00:24:26,802
You know, the way you smoke cigarettes,
550
00:24:26,803 --> 00:24:28,761
it'll be a miracle if you make it to 40.
551
00:24:28,762 --> 00:24:30,885
I'll quit.
552
00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:32,526
You'll quit. Right.
553
00:24:37,242 --> 00:24:38,594
I was gonna rent my own chair this year.
554
00:24:38,595 --> 00:24:41,511
I was gonna save up
and get my own salon,
555
00:24:41,512 --> 00:24:43,093
- in the next couple years...
- Tami, that's great.
556
00:24:43,094 --> 00:24:45,636
That's great, all right?
You can still do that.
557
00:24:45,637 --> 00:24:47,677
No, I can't, Lip! I'm
gonna be a little busy.
558
00:24:47,678 --> 00:24:50,531
I'm having a baby and
then a double mastectomy.
559
00:24:58,553 --> 00:25:00,177
I need to fuck. Where can we fuck?
560
00:25:00,178 --> 00:25:02,010
Huh? There's gotta be, like,
561
00:25:02,011 --> 00:25:04,010
a really, really nasty
bathroom in here, right?
562
00:25:04,011 --> 00:25:05,677
- Somewhere?
- Tami...
563
00:25:05,678 --> 00:25:07,636
Tami. Tami.
564
00:25:07,637 --> 00:25:08,927
What?
565
00:25:10,637 --> 00:25:12,594
You don't want to fuck
me because I'm pregnant?
566
00:25:17,749 --> 00:25:18,968
Then fine.
567
00:25:27,303 --> 00:25:29,135
I...
568
00:25:37,969 --> 00:25:40,093
Hey! Hey!
569
00:25:54,637 --> 00:25:56,235
Fiona?
570
00:25:56,236 --> 00:25:57,782
Ready for us?
571
00:25:57,783 --> 00:25:59,634
No. Judge is running behind.
572
00:26:00,637 --> 00:26:03,455
The ADA has agreed to settle your case.
573
00:26:03,456 --> 00:26:06,511
$2,500 fine and time served.
574
00:26:06,512 --> 00:26:08,719
- That's it?
- The ADA met
575
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:10,260
with the woman you punched.
She's not too thrilled
576
00:26:10,261 --> 00:26:12,010
about putting her on the stand.
577
00:26:12,011 --> 00:26:13,385
She's still railing about
the dangerous elements
578
00:26:13,386 --> 00:26:14,776
in your neighborhood.
579
00:26:14,777 --> 00:26:16,339
The kids selling lemonade?
580
00:26:16,340 --> 00:26:18,260
Can you pull the money
together for the fine?
581
00:26:19,580 --> 00:26:21,844
- Yes.
- Okay.
582
00:26:21,845 --> 00:26:24,177
Right, I'm gonna come get you
when they call your case.
583
00:26:24,178 --> 00:26:25,761
You stand up, plead guilty,
584
00:26:25,762 --> 00:26:27,830
and apologize to the court
for being an idiot.
585
00:26:27,831 --> 00:26:29,124
Got it.
586
00:26:29,125 --> 00:26:30,761
You seem like a smart girl, Fiona.
587
00:26:30,762 --> 00:26:33,344
Time to leave this South
Side hood rat crap
588
00:26:33,345 --> 00:26:35,924
behind you and get on
with being an adult.
589
00:26:43,969 --> 00:26:46,177
If anybody in this room
has ever fallen in love,
590
00:26:46,178 --> 00:26:48,719
it's usually with someone
that did everything wrong,
591
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:49,844
that you would never expect...
592
00:26:49,845 --> 00:26:51,385
Oh, bullshit.
593
00:26:51,386 --> 00:26:54,052
- Why you should have...
- Anybody here?
594
00:26:54,053 --> 00:26:55,927
I need another beer!
595
00:26:58,386 --> 00:27:00,802
Carl? Debbie?
596
00:27:00,803 --> 00:27:02,219
Beer!
597
00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:03,927
...Ever, I need to know,
598
00:27:03,928 --> 00:27:05,010
are you known...
599
00:27:05,011 --> 00:27:06,385
Where's your mother?
600
00:27:08,178 --> 00:27:10,552
Hold on. And
how... how is your...
601
00:27:10,553 --> 00:27:14,236
Uh, you tall enough to
open the refrigerator?
602
00:27:14,237 --> 00:27:16,427
I need another beer.
603
00:27:16,428 --> 00:27:18,177
Like, a lot
of women that I talk to
604
00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:19,427
it's like... you know, they want, like,
605
00:27:19,428 --> 00:27:21,636
Patrick Dempsey and... and all...
606
00:27:21,637 --> 00:27:23,427
The knight in shining
armor, and they're...
607
00:27:23,428 --> 00:27:25,961
You watch these relationship shows,
608
00:27:25,962 --> 00:27:28,052
they never tell the truth.
609
00:27:28,053 --> 00:27:31,927
Relationships can be
hazardous to your health,
610
00:27:31,928 --> 00:27:34,124
'cause to get a good one,
611
00:27:34,125 --> 00:27:35,802
a great one,
612
00:27:35,803 --> 00:27:37,524
you need truth-telling,
613
00:27:37,525 --> 00:27:39,761
but people don't like truth.
614
00:27:39,762 --> 00:27:41,636
That's why they fill the air
615
00:27:41,637 --> 00:27:43,844
with lies like "Mommy loves you"...
616
00:27:43,845 --> 00:27:45,469
Mm?
617
00:27:45,470 --> 00:27:47,262
"Politicians care."
618
00:27:47,263 --> 00:27:49,135
"Prayer works."
619
00:27:50,456 --> 00:27:52,010
I found Liam.
620
00:27:52,011 --> 00:27:54,636
- You lost him?
- Says he moved out.
621
00:27:54,637 --> 00:27:56,804
- I need another beer.
- Franny!
622
00:27:58,001 --> 00:28:00,052
Did you climb out of your crib again?
623
00:28:00,053 --> 00:28:02,010
- Yeah!
- Let's get you back,
624
00:28:02,011 --> 00:28:03,093
or you're gonna be sleepy!
625
00:28:03,094 --> 00:28:04,469
Beer?
626
00:28:04,470 --> 00:28:05,673
How do you do that?
627
00:28:05,674 --> 00:28:07,260
Are you a monkey?
628
00:28:07,261 --> 00:28:09,552
Are you my little monkey girl?
629
00:28:09,553 --> 00:28:12,108
♪ Can't lemme demonstrate ♪
630
00:28:12,109 --> 00:28:14,432
♪ Ninety-six degrees in the shade ♪
631
00:28:14,433 --> 00:28:15,862
♪ Talkin' centigrade ♪
632
00:28:15,863 --> 00:28:17,228
♪ Life give ya lemons ♪
633
00:28:17,229 --> 00:28:19,354
♪ Better make some fuckin' lemonade ♪
634
00:28:19,355 --> 00:28:20,865
♪ Come get a sip of this shit ♪
635
00:28:20,866 --> 00:28:22,130
♪ Fore the pitcher is empty ♪
636
00:28:22,131 --> 00:28:23,478
♪ Cuz I got enough in my cup ♪
637
00:28:23,479 --> 00:28:24,677
♪ Niggas on top of the world ♪
638
00:28:24,678 --> 00:28:26,181
♪ If they recipe one of the best ♪
639
00:28:26,182 --> 00:28:27,380
♪ And I'm comin' right up ♪
640
00:28:27,381 --> 00:28:29,052
♪ If you gon' talk about... ♪
641
00:28:29,053 --> 00:28:31,427
Do you remember telling
Liam he could move?
642
00:28:31,428 --> 00:28:32,968
No.
643
00:28:32,969 --> 00:28:35,093
Says he doesn't want to
be a Gallagher anymore.
644
00:28:35,094 --> 00:28:36,594
Is that an option?
645
00:28:36,595 --> 00:28:38,052
Yeah, he's going to church.
646
00:28:38,053 --> 00:28:39,010
Church?
647
00:28:39,011 --> 00:28:40,385
Did somebody drug him?
648
00:28:40,386 --> 00:28:42,302
♪ Fuckin' lemonade ♪
649
00:28:42,303 --> 00:28:43,677
What are you doing?
650
00:28:43,678 --> 00:28:47,677
Giving my uniforms to Goodwill.
651
00:28:47,678 --> 00:28:50,135
Why? You're going back
to school next week.
652
00:28:50,136 --> 00:28:51,511
I'm dropping out.
653
00:28:51,512 --> 00:28:54,552
Captain Bob came by the shop,
654
00:28:54,553 --> 00:28:56,469
offered me assistant manager.
655
00:28:56,470 --> 00:28:58,302
$500 a week.
656
00:28:58,303 --> 00:29:00,260
Gotta carry a sidearm on
me, but I could end up
657
00:29:00,261 --> 00:29:02,093
with a ski boat or a Winnebago.
658
00:29:02,094 --> 00:29:04,093
This is stupid.
659
00:29:04,094 --> 00:29:05,761
You're going back to school.
660
00:29:08,969 --> 00:29:10,135
No, I'm not.
661
00:29:10,136 --> 00:29:12,135
Yes, you are, Carl.
662
00:29:12,136 --> 00:29:13,927
I'm a loser, Debbie!
663
00:29:13,928 --> 00:29:16,761
A West Point reject
with a shitty education
664
00:29:16,762 --> 00:29:19,761
and a family history of
alcoholism and drug abuse
665
00:29:19,762 --> 00:29:22,010
that's bound to catch up
with me sooner or later.
666
00:29:22,011 --> 00:29:24,594
Fast food is the best
it's gonna get for me.
667
00:29:24,595 --> 00:29:26,395
I've accepted who I am.
668
00:29:26,396 --> 00:29:27,844
Why can't you?
669
00:29:27,845 --> 00:29:29,552
♪ I brought the ice with me too ♪
670
00:29:29,553 --> 00:29:32,262
♪ They tryna water it down ♪
671
00:29:32,263 --> 00:29:34,135
I'm going to get Liam to bring him home.
672
00:29:34,136 --> 00:29:35,302
You coming?
673
00:29:36,637 --> 00:29:38,302
No.
674
00:29:38,303 --> 00:29:40,636
Better off where he is.
675
00:29:40,637 --> 00:29:42,552
♪ Niggas never wanna instigate ♪
676
00:29:42,553 --> 00:29:44,353
♪ When it's center stage ♪
677
00:29:44,354 --> 00:29:46,650
♪ Run up on me try to get away ♪
678
00:29:46,651 --> 00:29:48,203
♪ I'ma win the race ♪
679
00:29:57,595 --> 00:30:00,135
Geez.
680
00:30:35,886 --> 00:30:37,361
She died at home,
681
00:30:38,596 --> 00:30:39,947
in pain.
682
00:30:41,053 --> 00:30:42,950
Took eight months.
683
00:30:44,051 --> 00:30:45,285
Every week,
684
00:30:46,220 --> 00:30:48,580
there was just a little bit less of her,
685
00:30:49,512 --> 00:30:51,595
until there wasn't anything left.
686
00:31:03,136 --> 00:31:05,262
That happens to me, do
you promise to shoot me?
687
00:31:09,387 --> 00:31:10,928
Fifty years from now?
688
00:31:12,220 --> 00:31:13,362
Sure.
689
00:31:13,886 --> 00:31:16,802
Fifty years. Sure.
690
00:31:27,192 --> 00:31:28,901
I'm gonna have the baby.
691
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:37,768
Good.
692
00:31:40,762 --> 00:31:42,052
Good?
693
00:31:42,928 --> 00:31:44,720
- Yeah.
- What does that mean?
694
00:31:46,886 --> 00:31:49,220
Means I'm glad you've
decided to keep the baby.
695
00:31:51,063 --> 00:31:52,552
I said I was gonna have the baby.
696
00:31:52,553 --> 00:31:54,302
I didn't say I was gonna keep it.
697
00:31:54,303 --> 00:31:55,677
Adoption?
698
00:31:55,678 --> 00:31:58,052
Sure. Why not?
699
00:31:58,053 --> 00:31:59,636
Tried and true for scorned women
700
00:31:59,637 --> 00:32:01,262
throughout history.
701
00:32:06,488 --> 00:32:08,113
Yeah, I, um...
702
00:32:11,279 --> 00:32:13,154
I don't think I'm gonna
be okay with that.
703
00:32:15,216 --> 00:32:17,069
Okay with what?
704
00:32:17,887 --> 00:32:19,439
Some kid of mine
705
00:32:20,192 --> 00:32:22,302
out in the world thinking
they weren't wanted.
706
00:32:22,303 --> 00:32:24,599
- I mean...
- For Christ's sake, Lip,
707
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:25,847
you'd be a shitty father.
708
00:32:25,848 --> 00:32:27,071
Hey, fuck you!
709
00:32:27,072 --> 00:32:28,719
- I know I wouldn't.
- I give this kid up
710
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:30,256
for adoption, I want to get it
711
00:32:30,257 --> 00:32:32,177
as far away from me as possible.
712
00:32:32,178 --> 00:32:34,761
- Guam comes to mind.
- Guam?
713
00:32:34,762 --> 00:32:37,302
I don't want to run into
some kid who looks like me,
714
00:32:37,303 --> 00:32:38,552
or worse yet, you,
715
00:32:38,553 --> 00:32:39,885
- at the Costco.
- All right!
716
00:32:39,886 --> 00:32:41,260
So I have the baby,
717
00:32:41,261 --> 00:32:42,719
or you have the baby,
718
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:44,373
or we have the baby, right?
719
00:32:44,374 --> 00:32:45,844
We?
720
00:32:45,845 --> 00:32:47,802
Oh, what, are we getting married now?
721
00:32:47,803 --> 00:32:49,260
You want to?
722
00:32:49,261 --> 00:32:50,546
Do you love me?
723
00:32:57,918 --> 00:32:59,344
I like you.
724
00:33:02,084 --> 00:33:03,886
And I think we could end
up loving each other.
725
00:33:05,559 --> 00:33:07,219
Be still, my heart.
726
00:33:07,220 --> 00:33:09,307
- You love me?
- Hell, no.
727
00:33:09,308 --> 00:33:12,162
I actually think I'm starting
to fucking hate you.
728
00:33:14,637 --> 00:33:16,385
Tami. Hey!
729
00:33:17,428 --> 00:33:19,047
Where are you going?
730
00:33:35,428 --> 00:33:37,260
What the hell, Gallagher?
731
00:33:37,261 --> 00:33:38,885
What do you want, Kelly?
732
00:33:38,886 --> 00:33:40,594
Nineteen nails in my tires.
733
00:33:40,595 --> 00:33:42,133
Sugar in my gas tank.
734
00:33:42,134 --> 00:33:45,010
Someone fucked with your
truck? That's terrible.
735
00:33:45,011 --> 00:33:46,762
You gonna try and deny this, too?
736
00:33:55,136 --> 00:33:56,604
"Heart Beaker"?
737
00:33:56,605 --> 00:33:58,874
You telling me this wasn't you?
738
00:33:58,875 --> 00:34:00,208
I know how to spell.
739
00:34:02,387 --> 00:34:03,595
Carl?
740
00:34:07,407 --> 00:34:09,523
Don't walk away from me!
741
00:34:09,524 --> 00:34:12,480
I thought we were friends! Is
this about you kissing me?
742
00:34:12,481 --> 00:34:14,761
Because I'm sorry I gave
you the wrong signals,
743
00:34:14,762 --> 00:34:16,331
but I'm not gay!
744
00:34:17,178 --> 00:34:19,517
You broke Carl's heart, Kelly!
745
00:34:20,117 --> 00:34:23,260
He may not be able to spell,
but he's a human being,
746
00:34:23,261 --> 00:34:25,645
and he's throwing his
life away because of you.
747
00:34:25,646 --> 00:34:26,885
What are you talking about?
748
00:34:26,886 --> 00:34:28,716
Carl is quitting school
749
00:34:28,717 --> 00:34:30,385
and going to work at
Captain Bob's full-time.
750
00:34:30,386 --> 00:34:31,761
He's what?
751
00:34:31,762 --> 00:34:33,374
You rejected him,
752
00:34:33,375 --> 00:34:35,198
and West Point rejected him.
753
00:34:35,199 --> 00:34:37,355
He's rejected, and he's giving up,
754
00:34:37,356 --> 00:34:39,427
and that is on you, for encouraging him
755
00:34:39,428 --> 00:34:41,296
to think that he could ever
get into fucking West Point
756
00:34:41,297 --> 00:34:42,509
to begin with,
757
00:34:42,510 --> 00:34:44,469
and making him fall in love with you,
758
00:34:44,470 --> 00:34:47,544
and goddamn it, for making me
fall in love with you, too.
759
00:34:49,195 --> 00:34:50,594
But this isn't about me.
760
00:34:50,595 --> 00:34:52,427
This is about Carl,
761
00:34:52,428 --> 00:34:55,177
and he is giving up, and that is on you,
762
00:34:55,178 --> 00:34:58,123
so fuck you, and fuck
your dike-y-ass truck!
763
00:35:34,053 --> 00:35:36,135
Fiona!
764
00:35:36,136 --> 00:35:37,927
Didn't know you were coming today.
765
00:35:37,928 --> 00:35:39,111
I wasn't.
766
00:35:39,762 --> 00:35:40,885
What, you busy?
767
00:35:40,886 --> 00:35:42,411
Uh... You know what?
768
00:35:42,412 --> 00:35:43,927
I'll fit you in my schedule.
769
00:35:45,762 --> 00:35:47,177
Hi.
770
00:35:47,178 --> 00:35:48,802
Mm.
771
00:35:48,803 --> 00:35:50,674
What happened to your head?
772
00:35:50,675 --> 00:35:52,968
A guy in the infirmary had lice.
773
00:35:52,969 --> 00:35:54,761
It was easier just to buzz it.
774
00:35:55,387 --> 00:35:57,344
So you're still working
in the infirmary?
775
00:35:57,345 --> 00:36:00,135
Yeah, well, beats working
the laundry like Mickey,
776
00:36:00,136 --> 00:36:02,602
plus, I get to put my
medical training to use.
777
00:36:02,603 --> 00:36:04,552
Mickey washing undies.
778
00:36:04,553 --> 00:36:06,177
You gotta send me a picture.
779
00:36:06,178 --> 00:36:07,303
Yeah.
780
00:36:09,928 --> 00:36:11,560
Everything okay at home?
781
00:36:12,489 --> 00:36:14,177
Oh, well, the usual.
782
00:36:14,178 --> 00:36:17,093
Frank broke his femur and
is laid up for six months,
783
00:36:17,094 --> 00:36:18,677
driving us all crazy.
784
00:36:18,678 --> 00:36:19,719
Okay.
785
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:21,638
Lip's girlfriend's pregnant.
786
00:36:23,137 --> 00:36:24,877
Lip has a girlfriend?
787
00:36:25,464 --> 00:36:27,469
Debbie's still convinced she's gay.
788
00:36:27,470 --> 00:36:29,851
Carl's working at Captain Bob's.
789
00:36:30,331 --> 00:36:31,790
Liam may be missing.
790
00:36:33,052 --> 00:36:35,655
And I'm thinking maybe
it's time for me to go.
791
00:36:37,866 --> 00:36:39,219
Go?
792
00:36:39,220 --> 00:36:41,705
Leave. Move someplace else.
793
00:36:45,774 --> 00:36:49,108
Shit. I can't believe I
actually said it out loud.
794
00:36:50,262 --> 00:36:52,427
Someplace else like...
795
00:36:52,428 --> 00:36:54,338
Somewhere near the equator.
796
00:36:55,425 --> 00:36:56,802
I'm sick of winters, you know?
797
00:36:56,803 --> 00:37:00,693
Ice and sleet and freezing my ass off.
798
00:37:02,730 --> 00:37:04,646
Tell anyone else about this yet?
799
00:37:04,647 --> 00:37:06,804
Thought I'd try it out on you first.
800
00:37:10,642 --> 00:37:12,174
You should go.
801
00:37:12,175 --> 00:37:13,344
What?
802
00:37:13,345 --> 00:37:16,219
You should get the fuck
out. You deserve it.
803
00:37:16,220 --> 00:37:18,486
You should go as far away as you can.
804
00:37:19,544 --> 00:37:23,010
You were hoping that I was gonna
try and talk you out of it?
805
00:37:24,803 --> 00:37:26,219
Maybe.
806
00:37:30,512 --> 00:37:32,010
I'm scared.
807
00:37:34,637 --> 00:37:36,344
And now I'm crying.
808
00:37:38,512 --> 00:37:40,344
When would you leave?
809
00:37:43,386 --> 00:37:45,803
Now. Soon.
810
00:37:47,017 --> 00:37:48,291
Before I chicken out.
811
00:37:49,470 --> 00:37:50,719
Go.
812
00:37:52,678 --> 00:37:55,052
Go as far away from here as you can,
813
00:37:55,053 --> 00:37:57,719
and don't ever look back, okay?
814
00:37:59,637 --> 00:38:01,636
We'll always be here for you.
815
00:38:02,928 --> 00:38:04,719
Always.
816
00:38:26,095 --> 00:38:27,761
- Hey.
- Welcome back.
817
00:38:27,762 --> 00:38:29,636
Yeah, uh, sorry. Look, I'll, uh...
818
00:38:29,637 --> 00:38:30,719
I'll make up the hours, all right?
819
00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:33,093
I know you will.
820
00:38:33,094 --> 00:38:35,219
- Where is she?
- Out front.
821
00:38:35,220 --> 00:38:37,344
Oh, and Oliver Twist is still waiting
822
00:38:37,345 --> 00:38:38,677
for you to show him how
to change a filter.
823
00:38:38,678 --> 00:38:40,344
Fuck.
824
00:38:40,345 --> 00:38:42,719
Hey, Jason. I'll be right with you.
825
00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:44,260
- All right?
- All right.
826
00:38:55,372 --> 00:38:58,511
You guys have really shitty
reading material in this dump.
827
00:38:58,512 --> 00:39:01,209
Got a better selection
over at the beauty salon?
828
00:39:01,210 --> 00:39:02,406
Hell, yeah.
829
00:39:02,407 --> 00:39:04,577
Gotta keep up on Brad versus Angie.
830
00:39:15,095 --> 00:39:16,181
Sorry.
831
00:39:17,168 --> 00:39:19,511
Yeah. You should be.
832
00:39:19,512 --> 00:39:21,736
You've been kicking my ass
ever since you got pregnant.
833
00:39:21,737 --> 00:39:24,177
I've been kicking your ass
since the first day we met.
834
00:39:24,788 --> 00:39:27,199
- I don't know why you like me.
- I don't.
835
00:39:30,507 --> 00:39:31,552
I'm hungry.
836
00:39:31,553 --> 00:39:33,101
Do you want to get something to eat?
837
00:39:35,969 --> 00:39:37,083
Yeah, I, uh,
838
00:39:38,304 --> 00:39:40,968
I got a couple bikes
I need to finish up.
839
00:39:40,969 --> 00:39:42,385
Cool to wait?
840
00:39:42,386 --> 00:39:43,385
Yeah.
841
00:39:45,637 --> 00:39:47,135
All right.
842
00:39:51,512 --> 00:39:53,010
You know the difference
between perpetual
843
00:39:53,011 --> 00:39:54,594
and periodic inventory?
844
00:39:54,595 --> 00:39:56,053
No idea.
845
00:39:56,054 --> 00:39:58,594
You gotta know your par
level on every item.
846
00:39:58,595 --> 00:40:00,177
Bread'n'Butter pickles and clams
847
00:40:00,178 --> 00:40:01,968
are particularly tricky.
848
00:40:01,969 --> 00:40:03,802
Shit.
849
00:40:07,436 --> 00:40:10,344
- Gallagher!
- What are you doing here?
850
00:40:12,678 --> 00:40:14,177
Get off me.
851
00:40:14,178 --> 00:40:15,761
What do you think you're doing?
852
00:40:15,762 --> 00:40:17,302
Let me go.
853
00:40:17,303 --> 00:40:18,552
You're going back, shithead.
854
00:40:18,553 --> 00:40:20,244
Uh, wait, are you law enforcement?
855
00:40:20,245 --> 00:40:21,637
What?
856
00:40:21,638 --> 00:40:22,870
Did he skip bail or something?
857
00:40:22,871 --> 00:40:24,932
No. Friend.
858
00:40:25,596 --> 00:40:27,093
Fuck you.
859
00:40:27,094 --> 00:40:28,594
You think you can ruin your life
860
00:40:28,595 --> 00:40:30,010
- and blame me?
- Fuck.
861
00:40:32,969 --> 00:40:35,385
- Let me go, Kelly.
- Wow, you're Kelly?
862
00:40:35,386 --> 00:40:37,135
You're going back to school, Carl.
863
00:40:37,136 --> 00:40:38,594
Hey, is he gonna be able to work
864
00:40:38,595 --> 00:40:39,802
- his dinner shift tonight?
- Yes!
865
00:40:39,803 --> 00:40:41,385
No! He just quit!
866
00:40:52,053 --> 00:40:53,456
Now that's a woman.
867
00:41:01,237 --> 00:41:03,177
Is Liam back from church yet?
868
00:41:03,178 --> 00:41:04,649
- Yeah.
- Where is he?
869
00:41:04,650 --> 00:41:06,260
- In his room.
- His room?
870
00:41:06,918 --> 00:41:08,502
Liam!
871
00:41:10,720 --> 00:41:12,968
Good afternoon, Deborah.
872
00:41:12,969 --> 00:41:14,359
Enough, Liam.
873
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:15,844
Come on, let's go home.
874
00:41:15,845 --> 00:41:17,802
Have you noticed anything
unusual about me?
875
00:41:17,803 --> 00:41:18,844
What?
876
00:41:18,845 --> 00:41:20,219
Like I'm black?
877
00:41:20,220 --> 00:41:22,140
Yeah, I've noticed that you're black.
878
00:41:22,627 --> 00:41:25,969
- And you're not.
- Your point?
879
00:41:25,970 --> 00:41:28,344
That you have never made
any attempt to surround me
880
00:41:28,345 --> 00:41:31,067
with my own cultural
and racial heritage.
881
00:41:41,554 --> 00:41:43,344
Whoa, you know who all these people are?
882
00:41:43,345 --> 00:41:45,135
I've been sleeping here
a couple nights a week
883
00:41:45,136 --> 00:41:47,369
all summer, and no one even noticed.
884
00:41:47,370 --> 00:41:48,844
Know what else?
885
00:41:48,845 --> 00:41:52,177
Mrs. Thompson cooks dinner
every night... real food...
886
00:41:52,178 --> 00:41:54,763
And I get Lucky Charms for breakfast.
887
00:41:54,764 --> 00:41:56,348
I can buy you Lucky Charms.
888
00:41:56,349 --> 00:41:57,844
Is that really enough, you think,
889
00:41:57,845 --> 00:41:59,427
for a young, proud man
890
00:41:59,428 --> 00:42:00,885
of African descent trying to find
891
00:42:00,886 --> 00:42:03,046
his identity in today's white America?
892
00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:09,927
What's this?
893
00:42:09,928 --> 00:42:11,636
My list of demands.
894
00:42:11,637 --> 00:42:13,906
Once agreed upon, I'll
consider coming home.
895
00:42:15,137 --> 00:42:17,052
Twenty-nine things?
896
00:42:17,053 --> 00:42:19,053
Forty-six. There's some on the back.
897
00:42:23,095 --> 00:42:25,302
Book.
898
00:42:28,220 --> 00:42:30,302
Where have you been?
899
00:42:30,303 --> 00:42:31,761
Your daughter's made me read
900
00:42:31,762 --> 00:42:33,052
The Hungry goddamn Caterpillar
901
00:42:33,053 --> 00:42:34,679
like, 20 times.
902
00:42:36,136 --> 00:42:37,427
Caterpillar's dead, honey.
903
00:42:37,428 --> 00:42:39,469
Someone stepped on it and squished it.
904
00:42:39,470 --> 00:42:41,302
So Liam's down
at the Thompsons',
905
00:42:41,303 --> 00:42:43,344
said he's decided he's
black and wants us
906
00:42:43,345 --> 00:42:45,093
to do a bunch of black shit.
907
00:42:45,094 --> 00:42:46,844
Black shit?
908
00:42:46,845 --> 00:42:48,594
His list of demands.
909
00:42:48,595 --> 00:42:51,010
Look at you.
910
00:42:51,011 --> 00:42:52,968
Ow, my shoe.
911
00:42:52,969 --> 00:42:55,219
What?
912
00:42:55,220 --> 00:42:57,219
What is Seamus doing here?
913
00:42:57,220 --> 00:42:58,877
Mrs. Demopoulos said we could borrow him
914
00:42:58,878 --> 00:43:00,511
for a few weeks, as long as we feed him.
915
00:43:00,512 --> 00:43:02,594
He took great care of her
when she broke her hip.
916
00:43:02,595 --> 00:43:04,554
Said he loves to give sponge baths.
917
00:43:06,053 --> 00:43:07,260
Sponge bath?
918
00:43:07,261 --> 00:43:08,552
Yeah. Come on, Seamus.
919
00:43:08,553 --> 00:43:10,554
Let's get you a bucket of warm water.
920
00:43:12,345 --> 00:43:14,385
I've seen him eat cat feces
921
00:43:14,386 --> 00:43:16,670
out of the sandbox at the playground.
922
00:43:18,762 --> 00:43:20,761
Book.
923
00:43:30,178 --> 00:43:33,637
Can you undo my hands, please?
My arm is about to fall asleep.
924
00:43:44,447 --> 00:43:45,960
Can I go now?
925
00:43:47,094 --> 00:43:49,207
- Are you going back to school?
- No.
926
00:43:49,208 --> 00:43:51,075
Shit, Carl.
927
00:43:51,637 --> 00:43:54,260
Stop feeling sorry for
yourself and man up.
928
00:43:54,261 --> 00:43:56,918
So you didn't get into
West Point, so what?
929
00:43:56,919 --> 00:43:58,839
Those guys are a bunch
of pussies anyway.
930
00:44:00,012 --> 00:44:02,010
Go to OTS. Earn your commission
931
00:44:02,011 --> 00:44:04,183
the old-fashioned way, by
being a tough motherfucker.
932
00:44:05,137 --> 00:44:06,500
Who'd you rather serve under?
933
00:44:06,501 --> 00:44:08,135
Some Westie dipshit
934
00:44:08,136 --> 00:44:10,802
who wrote a paper on
Napoleon's Italian campaign,
935
00:44:10,803 --> 00:44:13,844
or Carl Gallagher, who
can reload a MAC-10
936
00:44:13,845 --> 00:44:16,542
while diving under an
Impala during a drive-by?
937
00:44:19,762 --> 00:44:20,720
Exactly.
938
00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:25,344
So are you done being a pussy
939
00:44:25,345 --> 00:44:27,145
and ready to get back to
being the man that I love?
940
00:44:28,479 --> 00:44:29,684
Wait. What?
941
00:44:30,319 --> 00:44:31,968
Damn, you're dense.
942
00:44:41,178 --> 00:44:42,802
Now go ahead?
943
00:44:44,678 --> 00:44:46,260
I need a beer.
944
00:44:58,178 --> 00:44:59,761
You coming, asshole?
945
00:45:04,303 --> 00:45:06,552
Hey, Fiona! Found Liam.
946
00:45:06,553 --> 00:45:08,176
He's moved down to Todd's house.
947
00:45:08,177 --> 00:45:10,850
He said he's not coming back
unless he gets his own room.
948
00:45:16,987 --> 00:45:19,093
Quick shower, and then
we'll go to dinner?
949
00:45:19,094 --> 00:45:21,136
- Lip!
- Okay. Yeah.
950
00:45:21,717 --> 00:45:22,927
Fiona's leaving.
951
00:45:22,928 --> 00:45:24,637
She's upstairs, packing
her stuff right now.
952
00:45:25,512 --> 00:45:26,637
What?
953
00:45:31,762 --> 00:45:33,927
Hey, you guys know
there's a giant dude
954
00:45:33,928 --> 00:45:36,885
in your living room,
giving Frank a bath?
955
00:45:36,886 --> 00:45:39,505
Keep your arm up now till
I finished under here.
956
00:46:03,011 --> 00:46:04,428
So...
957
00:46:06,220 --> 00:46:07,679
Yeah.
958
00:46:13,521 --> 00:46:14,563
Where to?
959
00:46:15,970 --> 00:46:17,178
Not sure.
960
00:46:19,375 --> 00:46:24,260
Have, uh, an educated guess, or...
961
00:46:24,261 --> 00:46:25,946
I'll probably turn around
before I even make it
962
00:46:25,947 --> 00:46:27,260
to the airport.
963
00:46:27,261 --> 00:46:28,845
No, you won't.
964
00:46:37,767 --> 00:46:39,058
Baby?
965
00:46:39,963 --> 00:46:41,254
Who knows?
966
00:46:45,217 --> 00:46:46,592
Life, right?
967
00:46:55,804 --> 00:46:57,637
Take care of them for me, will you?
968
00:46:58,936 --> 00:47:00,018
Promise?
969
00:47:00,019 --> 00:47:01,353
Promise.
970
00:47:04,345 --> 00:47:06,427
That giant's name is Seamus,
971
00:47:06,428 --> 00:47:07,761
and he's trying to do
something to your dad
972
00:47:07,762 --> 00:47:10,136
with salt water and a turkey baster.
973
00:47:12,301 --> 00:47:14,302
Oh, hi.
974
00:47:16,637 --> 00:47:18,093
A'ight, well, you're not going anywhere
975
00:47:18,094 --> 00:47:19,677
without a goodbye party, all right?
976
00:47:19,678 --> 00:47:21,502
No. Yes, we are throwing you
977
00:47:21,503 --> 00:47:23,808
a party, so shut the fuck
up and have a good time.
978
00:47:23,809 --> 00:47:25,217
All right, Gallaghers!
979
00:47:25,910 --> 00:47:27,036
Party!
980
00:47:27,954 --> 00:47:29,713
Yo!
981
00:47:29,714 --> 00:47:31,469
So Fiona is going
982
00:47:31,470 --> 00:47:33,135
and we are going to throw
her a big-ass party.
983
00:47:33,136 --> 00:47:34,427
All right?
984
00:47:34,428 --> 00:47:36,968
- Going? Going where?
- Nobody knows.
985
00:47:36,969 --> 00:47:39,219
Carl, you're on pizza and beer, yeah?
986
00:47:39,220 --> 00:47:40,430
- I'll drive.
- Okay.
987
00:47:40,431 --> 00:47:42,177
- I'll go get Liam.
- All right, I'll round up
988
00:47:42,178 --> 00:47:44,045
Kev and V and, uh, get
the barbecue from Lem's.
989
00:47:44,046 --> 00:47:45,010
- You can drive?
- Yeah.
990
00:47:45,011 --> 00:47:46,594
Great.
991
00:47:46,595 --> 00:47:47,719
Okay, wait, wait, wait. Okay.
992
00:47:47,720 --> 00:47:49,302
Here... wait. Stop, no, for...
993
00:47:49,303 --> 00:47:51,344
I can do it. Sh... give me the sponge.
994
00:47:51,345 --> 00:47:52,636
I can do it.
995
00:47:52,637 --> 00:47:54,093
Get in there good, now.
996
00:47:54,094 --> 00:47:55,968
- I know how to do it.
- Mm-hmm.
997
00:48:19,220 --> 00:48:20,927
Going somewhere?
998
00:48:27,486 --> 00:48:28,989
Everybody leave?
999
00:48:29,985 --> 00:48:31,802
They're out gathering supplies
1000
00:48:31,803 --> 00:48:34,136
for your bon voyage celebration.
1001
00:48:36,823 --> 00:48:38,256
You skipping the fun?
1002
00:48:39,096 --> 00:48:41,302
Yeah. Afraid if I stay,
I might never leave.
1003
00:48:45,928 --> 00:48:48,302
It's getting a little
tepid there, Seamus.
1004
00:48:48,303 --> 00:48:49,719
Could you heat up the water?
1005
00:48:58,221 --> 00:48:59,512
Seamus?
1006
00:48:59,513 --> 00:49:01,262
Debbie's idea.
1007
00:49:02,221 --> 00:49:03,594
Free.
1008
00:49:19,136 --> 00:49:21,679
Well, I'll see you around.
1009
00:49:27,804 --> 00:49:29,844
You did a good job.
1010
00:49:29,845 --> 00:49:32,302
Monica wasn't up to it. You
stepped in and helped.
1011
00:49:33,304 --> 00:49:34,554
Thanks.
1012
00:49:38,886 --> 00:49:40,387
"Helped."
1013
00:49:43,845 --> 00:49:45,524
I did it all, Frank.
1014
00:49:46,345 --> 00:49:48,314
Yeah, well,
1015
00:49:49,345 --> 00:49:51,138
if that helps you sleep better.
1016
00:49:57,094 --> 00:49:58,719
See you around, Frank.
1017
00:49:58,720 --> 00:50:00,427
I doubt it.
1018
00:50:00,428 --> 00:50:02,764
Okay, lift me up.
1019
00:50:03,470 --> 00:50:05,260
Do my ass.
1020
00:51:13,303 --> 00:51:15,219
Hey!
1021
00:51:15,220 --> 00:51:16,636
The barbecue is back.
1022
00:51:16,637 --> 00:51:18,344
They were out of chicken,
1023
00:51:18,345 --> 00:51:20,629
but I got extra ribs!
1024
00:51:21,386 --> 00:51:22,843
Come on down!
1025
00:51:25,303 --> 00:51:26,594
Fiona!
1026
00:51:33,262 --> 00:51:34,511
Fiona?
1027
00:51:36,345 --> 00:51:37,552
Fiona!
1028
00:51:38,928 --> 00:51:40,010
Hey.
1029
00:52:06,512 --> 00:52:08,302
♪ Popping like the top off a bottle ♪
1030
00:52:08,303 --> 00:52:09,677
♪ And I ain't stopping yet ♪
1031
00:52:09,678 --> 00:52:11,885
♪ Baby it's a brand new day ♪
1032
00:52:11,886 --> 00:52:15,385
♪ Ain't no clouds hanging over me ♪
1033
00:52:15,386 --> 00:52:18,885
Yo, big Phil! What's up, man?
1034
00:52:18,886 --> 00:52:21,010
♪ Gonna start today, good morning ♪
1035
00:52:23,011 --> 00:52:25,385
Think I'd make a shitty dad?
1036
00:52:25,386 --> 00:52:26,552
What? No.
1037
00:52:26,553 --> 00:52:27,807
You'd make a great dad.
1038
00:52:27,808 --> 00:52:29,260
Why, you think about having kids?
1039
00:52:30,137 --> 00:52:31,385
Tami's pregnant.
1040
00:52:31,386 --> 00:52:32,427
No shit.
1041
00:52:32,428 --> 00:52:33,927
- Yep.
- Oh, man.
1042
00:52:33,928 --> 00:52:35,820
That's fantastic. You're gonna love it.
1043
00:52:35,821 --> 00:52:37,212
Babies are the best.
1044
00:52:37,213 --> 00:52:40,719
I'm not sure if she's interested
in me being too involved.
1045
00:52:40,720 --> 00:52:42,719
She said she thinks I'd be a shitty dad.
1046
00:52:42,720 --> 00:52:44,344
- So.
- Huh.
1047
00:52:44,345 --> 00:52:46,802
I, uh... I thought since
you were a great father,
1048
00:52:46,803 --> 00:52:48,719
- that you'd...
- Thank you.
1049
00:52:48,720 --> 00:52:50,677
♪ A Beatle on stage ♪
1050
00:52:50,678 --> 00:52:52,802
I don't know. Maybe
you'd have an opinion.
1051
00:52:52,803 --> 00:52:54,302
♪ Baby it's a brand new day ♪
1052
00:52:54,303 --> 00:52:55,844
About what makes a good father?
1053
00:52:55,845 --> 00:52:58,927
Yeah. I, uh...
1054
00:52:58,928 --> 00:53:01,093
I didn't have much of
a role model at home.
1055
00:53:02,928 --> 00:53:04,885
- Frank.
- Yeah.
1056
00:53:04,886 --> 00:53:06,344
No shit.
1057
00:53:06,345 --> 00:53:08,469
♪ Good morning ♪
1058
00:53:08,470 --> 00:53:11,050
I'm... not sure
1059
00:53:11,051 --> 00:53:13,262
if I even know how to be a great father.
1060
00:53:15,011 --> 00:53:16,761
You just love 'em, man.
1061
00:53:16,762 --> 00:53:19,093
♪ It goes like this ♪
1062
00:53:19,094 --> 00:53:21,177
It's hard to fuck 'em up
if you just love 'em.
1063
00:53:21,178 --> 00:53:23,636
♪ But I got the feeling right now ♪
1064
00:53:23,637 --> 00:53:25,511
You think you can do that?
1065
00:53:25,512 --> 00:53:27,344
♪ I've been down ♪
1066
00:53:27,345 --> 00:53:28,636
Yeah.
1067
00:53:28,637 --> 00:53:31,010
Yeah, I think so, too.
1068
00:53:31,011 --> 00:53:33,177
♪ I've been up, I've been down ♪
1069
00:53:33,178 --> 00:53:35,927
♪ Do you got the feeling right now? ♪
1070
00:53:35,928 --> 00:53:38,135
♪ Baby it's a brand new day ♪
1071
00:53:38,136 --> 00:53:41,886
♪ Ain't no clouds hanging over me ♪
1072
00:53:41,887 --> 00:53:43,469
Holy shit.
1073
00:53:43,470 --> 00:53:45,010
What?
1074
00:53:45,011 --> 00:53:47,746
A check for $50,000
1075
00:53:47,747 --> 00:53:49,219
from Fiona.
1076
00:53:49,220 --> 00:53:50,968
Is there a note?
1077
00:53:50,969 --> 00:53:53,177
♪ Good morning ♪
1078
00:53:53,178 --> 00:53:54,565
"Love you."
1079
00:53:55,372 --> 00:53:57,010
Yeah, she does.
1080
00:53:59,928 --> 00:54:02,219
All right!
1081
00:54:11,762 --> 00:54:14,385
♪ Say it with your chest ♪
1082
00:54:14,386 --> 00:54:17,594
♪ Say it with your chest ♪
1083
00:54:17,595 --> 00:54:20,135
♪ Pray it work again ♪
1084
00:54:20,136 --> 00:54:22,344
♪ Putting diamonds on my back ♪
1085
00:54:22,345 --> 00:54:24,636
♪ Putting diamonds on my back, yeah ♪
1086
00:54:24,637 --> 00:54:27,344
♪ Say it with your chest ♪
1087
00:54:27,345 --> 00:54:28,677
Sorry.
1088
00:54:28,678 --> 00:54:30,677
♪ Say it with your chest ♪
1089
00:54:30,678 --> 00:54:33,302
♪ Pray it work again ♪
1090
00:54:33,303 --> 00:54:35,385
♪ Putting diamonds on my back ♪
1091
00:54:35,386 --> 00:54:37,427
♪ Putting diamonds on my back, yeah ♪
1092
00:54:37,428 --> 00:54:39,385
♪ But you know if I waste my time ♪
1093
00:54:39,386 --> 00:54:41,385
That's my daughter, Sarah.
She really wanted
1094
00:54:41,386 --> 00:54:42,968
the window, to see us take off,
1095
00:54:42,969 --> 00:54:44,636
if that's okay. She's never been
1096
00:54:44,637 --> 00:54:45,636
on a plane before.
1097
00:54:45,637 --> 00:54:47,219
It's fine.
1098
00:54:47,220 --> 00:54:50,427
Let me know if she bothers you.
1099
00:54:50,428 --> 00:54:52,344
I'm sure she won't bother me.
1100
00:54:52,345 --> 00:54:55,427
It's my first
time on a plane, too.
1101
00:54:55,428 --> 00:55:00,344
♪ Just like last, last night ♪
1102
00:55:00,345 --> 00:55:04,302
♪ I want more out of life
1103
00:55:04,303 --> 00:55:07,511
♪ Than this ♪
1104
00:55:07,512 --> 00:55:10,552
♪ I want more ♪
1105
00:55:10,553 --> 00:55:13,761
♪ I want more ♪
1106
00:55:13,762 --> 00:55:17,552
♪ I want more out of life ♪
1107
00:55:17,553 --> 00:55:20,385
♪ Than this ♪
1108
00:55:20,386 --> 00:55:23,802
♪ I want more ♪
1109
00:55:23,803 --> 00:55:27,761
♪ I want more ♪
1110
00:55:32,998 --> 00:55:38,999
Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com
74550
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
