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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:13,030 --> 00:01:14,740 I say again, ladies and gentlemen, 2 00:01:14,865 --> 00:01:18,369 not since man put two slices of bread on either side of a hunk of meat 3 00:01:18,619 --> 00:01:23,207 has there been anything as exciting as what you are going to see here today. 4 00:01:23,541 --> 00:01:25,293 Well, that's what you've been saying for an hour, 5 00:01:25,459 --> 00:01:27,628 but we haven't seen anything but your daughter and a tarp. 6 00:01:27,878 --> 00:01:29,171 Coming to it, sir. 7 00:01:29,255 --> 00:01:31,591 You want enough hamburger to feed a nation? 8 00:01:31,924 --> 00:01:35,886 You want a turkey drumstick big enough for the whole family this Thanksgiving? 9 00:01:36,095 --> 00:01:38,639 Well, you gotta have your special growth hormones 10 00:01:38,723 --> 00:01:41,309 invented by me, Farmer Brown. 11 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:42,977 Hit it, honey. 12 00:01:47,148 --> 00:01:48,482 - Gosh, what is that? - What is that thing? 13 00:02:15,885 --> 00:02:17,219 Simmer down there. 14 00:02:27,021 --> 00:02:28,356 Don't hurt it, Daddy. 15 00:02:28,731 --> 00:02:30,566 Just a sedative, Emmylou. 16 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:34,320 He'll be dreaming about big green pastures now. 17 00:02:34,779 --> 00:02:36,072 Quick thinking, Wayne. 18 00:02:36,155 --> 00:02:38,491 Actually, I was trying to escape through the window. 19 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:52,338 Enoch Brown, I'm handing down an injunction ordering you to cease 20 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:54,715 and desist these monstrous experiments. 21 00:02:54,965 --> 00:02:59,720 You are to remove any living specimens to safe captivity outside Gotham City. 22 00:03:03,391 --> 00:03:07,978 Judge, I've put millions into this. If I can't continue my experiments, 23 00:03:08,062 --> 00:03:11,941 I'm down the drain, washed-up, snookered and sunk. 24 00:03:12,066 --> 00:03:13,609 You should have thought of that when you started 25 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:16,445 creating these monsters. Adjourned. 26 00:03:17,738 --> 00:03:19,448 Oh, Daddy. 27 00:03:19,740 --> 00:03:23,536 Monsters, huh? I'll show them monsters. 28 00:03:35,089 --> 00:03:37,967 And after you didn't call, I was beginning to think you'd forgotten me. 29 00:03:38,050 --> 00:03:39,635 That maybe I'd end up like all the others. 30 00:03:40,010 --> 00:03:41,679 I've just been busy at work. 31 00:03:41,762 --> 00:03:43,472 You've gotta have a little faith, Sharon. 32 00:03:46,183 --> 00:03:47,268 Karen... 33 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:49,979 You're not gonna help me, are you? 34 00:03:50,062 --> 00:03:53,441 - There's a bug. - In your salad? 35 00:03:53,691 --> 00:03:55,109 Behind you. 36 00:04:54,585 --> 00:04:56,420 That's right. Over here. 37 00:05:43,968 --> 00:05:46,554 Then it wasn't the insecticide that killed them. 38 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:51,642 The DNA was altered so that these insects were immune to poisons. 39 00:05:51,976 --> 00:05:54,270 They were engineered to self-destruct when they did. 40 00:05:54,395 --> 00:05:57,231 - But why would someone do that? - To show us that he can. 41 00:05:57,439 --> 00:06:00,985 This was just the preview. The real show has yet to begin. 42 00:06:24,049 --> 00:06:26,343 Livestock ready to go to market, sugar? 43 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:27,928 Yes, sir, Daddy. 44 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:32,558 - What about the kid? - Can't shut him up. 45 00:06:33,225 --> 00:06:35,394 Well, now, I'm gonna be in my office. 46 00:06:37,605 --> 00:06:39,815 When you get back from running them livestock 47 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:42,526 -you give me a holler, you hear me? - I will, Daddy. 48 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:43,986 Soon as I feed the chickens. 49 00:07:00,836 --> 00:07:04,882 Here, chick, chick, chick. Here, chick, chick, chick. 50 00:07:32,534 --> 00:07:33,953 Okay-dokey . 51 00:07:59,186 --> 00:08:01,814 - Holy cow! - You had to say it. 52 00:08:23,293 --> 00:08:27,172 I'm getting a report of a disturbance on the streets. What the... 53 00:08:35,639 --> 00:08:37,975 Nothing here. How are you two doing? 54 00:08:45,441 --> 00:08:47,443 Actually, we're a little busy. 55 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:03,333 We 've just been run over by a cow. 56 00:09:27,191 --> 00:09:30,235 - Can you make it to the roof? - Not if this keeps up. 57 00:09:57,805 --> 00:09:59,640 Help! 58 00:10:18,742 --> 00:10:20,786 Hey, Ferdinand. 59 00:10:25,374 --> 00:10:27,084 Tom, tom. 60 00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:53,777 That's a lot of bull. 61 00:11:53,795 --> 00:11:56,381 That's right. A stampede on 2nd and Main. 62 00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:17,527 Killer chickens? Giant cattle? What the heck's going on? 63 00:12:18,862 --> 00:12:22,074 Remember that microbiologist they used to call Farmer Brown? 64 00:12:35,003 --> 00:12:36,922 Howdy. Howdy. 65 00:12:37,464 --> 00:12:39,591 - Howdy. - Good Lord! 66 00:12:39,841 --> 00:12:42,636 Fifty million in unmarked bills. 67 00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:47,349 The docks tonight or the bugs come baa-aack for good. 68 00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:51,228 - Fifty million? - One person brings money. 69 00:12:51,478 --> 00:12:55,983 No tricks. No surprises. No Baa-aatman. 70 00:12:57,317 --> 00:12:59,111 Hey, he ate my donut. 71 00:13:09,246 --> 00:13:12,916 Commish, we got braciola for brains if we hand 50 million over 72 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,086 -to a stinking goat. - You let me worry about that, Bullock. 73 00:13:16,461 --> 00:13:19,464 - I don't want you rocking the boat. - Funny you should say that. 74 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,562 Okay, whiskers, where's the captain? 75 00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:39,526 Say. 76 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:43,905 I might like this cruise. 77 00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:49,119 Coming home, Daddy. 78 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:56,418 Oh, no, you don't. 79 00:14:02,632 --> 00:14:04,092 Whoa! 80 00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:16,730 When I was looking for a tracer in the van, 81 00:14:16,897 --> 00:14:20,108 I saw him hanging over the side, wetter than a bag of drowned cats. 82 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:23,487 Well, now, city fella, I don't reckon it's all that polite 83 00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:26,156 to show up at a fella's abode without an invitation. 84 00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:29,409 Gee, Snuffy. Guess I plumb forgot my manners. 85 00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:31,995 Use him for hog slop. 86 00:14:35,248 --> 00:14:36,833 Hey, what the... Whoa! 87 00:14:44,257 --> 00:14:45,801 Whoa! 88 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:02,567 Eat him up, piggy. 89 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:13,787 - Moves pretty fast for a fat boy. - Snookered again. 90 00:15:13,870 --> 00:15:15,038 What? 91 00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:19,292 Always check the money first, honey. 92 00:15:19,584 --> 00:15:21,336 Check your shoes for what the cow left 93 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:24,214 and check your money. Two solid rules. 94 00:15:24,631 --> 00:15:26,258 Sorry, Daddy. 95 00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:31,805 Typical. 96 00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:37,853 Argh! 97 00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:53,368 Argh! 98 00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:10,302 - Oh, boy. - Beef steroids. 99 00:16:27,819 --> 00:16:29,488 Yee-ha! 100 00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:52,302 Guess we can't do this the old-fashioned way. 101 00:17:06,983 --> 00:17:09,277 I'll be taking that snazzy belt of your'n. 102 00:17:17,869 --> 00:17:19,704 Thought this might be a good place to keep you, 103 00:17:20,121 --> 00:17:21,706 least till the silo takes off. 104 00:17:22,123 --> 00:17:25,168 - Takes off? - It's actually a rocket, Batfolks. 105 00:17:25,418 --> 00:17:27,170 Set to land in Gotham Park Lake. 106 00:17:28,588 --> 00:17:30,131 What's that noise? 107 00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:32,175 Insects. 108 00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:35,345 It's a hive. 109 00:17:36,304 --> 00:17:39,933 Yes, sir. With bigger and better, more long-lasting bugs. 110 00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:44,229 And the people of Gotham are gonna make sure they're well-fed, 111 00:17:44,312 --> 00:17:46,856 if you get my meaning. 112 00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:48,400 Adios! 113 00:17:58,285 --> 00:18:00,620 We got about a minute to get to the boat, darling. 114 00:18:12,799 --> 00:18:15,552 So you survive the Joker and the rest of those freaks, 115 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:18,388 only to buy it from Jed Clampett and a bunch of bugs. 116 00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:20,223 And I gotta be here to see it. 117 00:18:23,184 --> 00:18:24,185 Look out! 118 00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:28,815 Everyone freeze. 119 00:18:30,483 --> 00:18:32,319 Hey, over here. 120 00:18:33,361 --> 00:18:36,114 That's right. Look at me. 121 00:18:45,957 --> 00:18:47,334 Move. 122 00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:52,297 Keep going. 123 00:19:30,126 --> 00:19:31,795 It's pretty, ain't it, Daddy? 124 00:19:32,003 --> 00:19:33,713 That it is, pumpkin. 125 00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:42,722 Dagnabfl! 126 00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:54,317 Now, that's purty. 127 00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:11,418 Well, today's certainly been one fine howdy-do. 128 00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:14,629 Don't sweat it, Pops. It's only 10 to 20. 129 00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:18,717 And maybe we can find you and Daisy May a nice prison farm. 130 00:21:02,969 --> 00:21:03,970 English-US-Template 131 00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:08,570 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 9865

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