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I thought I told you to get gas! 15 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:18,656 We're broke, remember? What was I supposed to do, 16 00:03:18,739 --> 00:03:21,033 fill the tank, shoot the guy, and drive off? 17 00:03:21,409 --> 00:03:22,451 Mmm-hmm. 18 00:03:23,494 --> 00:03:25,037 Now you tell me! 19 00:03:30,793 --> 00:03:32,878 Whoops! Time to eject. 20 00:03:41,804 --> 00:03:43,764 Hey, where's mine? 21 00:03:43,889 --> 00:03:47,059 Sorry, kiddo. I could only afford one. 22 00:03:47,143 --> 00:03:50,855 You cheap, penny-pinching, pasty-faced creep! 23 00:03:50,938 --> 00:03:53,983 I'll get you for this, you lousy tightwad! 24 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:06,579 A letter came for you today, Mr., uh, Kerr. 25 00:04:07,163 --> 00:04:10,124 By the way, you're two weeks late with your rent. 26 00:04:11,542 --> 00:04:12,793 Sue me. 27 00:04:19,008 --> 00:04:22,303 Alas, the bitter jest of fate. 28 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:26,348 The once-mighty Joker without two nickels to rub together. 29 00:04:30,519 --> 00:04:33,272 Yeah, yeah. You're hungry, I'm hungry. 30 00:04:33,355 --> 00:04:35,775 Do me a favor and eat each other, will you? 31 00:04:40,738 --> 00:04:43,532 "Dear sir, we regret to inform you of the passing 32 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:46,160 "of Mr. Edward, a.k.a. 'King' Barlowe..." 33 00:04:46,243 --> 00:04:48,537 Ooh, there's good news. I hated him. 34 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:52,291 "Who, in accordance with his last wishes, has bequeathed to you the total 35 00:04:52,374 --> 00:04:56,962 "$250 million"? 36 00:04:57,046 --> 00:04:58,506 Whoo-hoo! 37 00:05:00,841 --> 00:05:02,468 Good old King Barlowe. 38 00:05:02,551 --> 00:05:05,554 I take back almost all the nasty things I ever said about him. 39 00:05:05,930 --> 00:05:08,182 Mwah! 40 00:05:08,265 --> 00:05:13,854 Bud, Lou, our ship has come in, boys. We're gonna spend, spend, spend! 41 00:05:13,938 --> 00:05:16,857 And I knowjust what we'll buy first. 42 00:05:17,525 --> 00:05:20,694 If a man's filled with glee, that man must go free. 43 00:05:21,362 --> 00:05:23,948 That was the scene outside the city courthouse today 44 00:05:24,031 --> 00:05:26,116 where, after weeks of litigation, 45 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:28,494 the Joker's criminal record has been wiped clean 46 00:05:28,577 --> 00:05:31,872 by his one-time gangland rival, King Bar/owe. 47 00:05:31,956 --> 00:05:36,752 As followers of this remarkable story know, Gotham's most notorious criminal 48 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:40,464 was recently willed a huge fortune in cash, jewels, and gold. 49 00:05:40,548 --> 00:05:44,885 It doesn't make sense. King hated the Joker, but he left him everything. 50 00:05:44,969 --> 00:05:48,389 I was King's bodyguard for 10 years, and he left me zip. 51 00:05:51,225 --> 00:05:53,978 Armed with his newfound wealth, the Joker put together 52 00:05:54,061 --> 00:05:58,065 a pricey defense team to polish his less-than-sterling reputation. 53 00:05:58,148 --> 00:06:01,735 The Joker is not some animal to be locked away in a cage. 54 00:06:01,819 --> 00:06:04,071 He's a thinking, feeling human being. 55 00:06:06,073 --> 00:06:09,785 I subjected him to a thorough psychological examination, 56 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:12,663 assessing his subconscious reflex responses 57 00:06:12,746 --> 00:06:15,416 to the most provocative of stimuli. 58 00:06:15,499 --> 00:06:18,627 And I can safely say he is a criminal no more. 59 00:06:19,253 --> 00:06:21,213 How do you respond to charges that Joker 60 00:06:21,297 --> 00:06:23,215 is simply bribing his way to freedom? 61 00:06:23,424 --> 00:06:25,759 I won't even dignify that with a response. 62 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:33,934 And there you have it. At this hour, the Joker is not only a free man, 63 00:06:34,018 --> 00:06:36,186 -but a wealthy one. - There's justice for you. 64 00:06:36,604 --> 00:06:39,523 Well, now that he's rich, maybe he'll give up crime. 65 00:06:39,607 --> 00:06:40,733 Argh! 66 00:06:40,816 --> 00:06:42,776 Right. I'll call Dick. 67 00:06:48,157 --> 00:06:49,992 You sure the Joker's inside? 68 00:06:50,075 --> 00:06:52,411 Penguin's throwing him a "going legit" party. 69 00:06:52,494 --> 00:06:54,371 Sorry, we're full up tonight. 70 00:06:54,455 --> 00:06:55,915 Shoo-Shoo! 71 00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:01,337 Gee, you'd never think Penguin would turn away 72 00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:03,380 the police commissioner's daughter. 73 00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:08,677 Egad, Gordon's brat. My dear Ms. Gordon, how nice to see you. 74 00:07:08,761 --> 00:07:13,307 Welcome, have fun. And by all means, send the bill to me. 75 00:07:13,724 --> 00:07:17,144 - Thank you, Mr. Cobblepot. - Lousy little freeloader. 76 00:07:45,506 --> 00:07:50,302 - What's the scheme this time, Joker? - No scheme at all, old bird. 77 00:07:50,386 --> 00:07:53,180 I'm free, I'm rich and I'm loving it. 78 00:07:53,263 --> 00:07:56,433 I'm sure old Batboy is eating his heart out. 79 00:07:58,102 --> 00:08:01,021 Living well is the best revenge. 80 00:08:12,157 --> 00:08:13,200 All set? 81 00:08:15,577 --> 00:08:16,996 Let's do it. 82 00:08:20,916 --> 00:08:22,376 Everybody down! 83 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:28,674 Not you, clown. 84 00:08:30,342 --> 00:08:32,928 I should have been the one to get Barlowe's money. 85 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:35,931 At least I'll make sure you'll never enjoy it. 86 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:45,816 I hope you've made out your will, Joker. 87 00:09:08,589 --> 00:09:09,590 Ooh! 88 00:09:12,676 --> 00:09:14,678 Well done, kiddies. 89 00:09:15,304 --> 00:09:19,475 We were trying to save innocent lives. You're just an unpleasant bonus. 90 00:09:20,809 --> 00:09:24,480 Be that as it may, your grateful Uncle Joker wants to thank you. 91 00:09:24,605 --> 00:09:27,274 Here, stick this in your piggy banks. 92 00:09:35,699 --> 00:09:37,785 Let the good times roll! 93 00:10:53,193 --> 00:10:55,279 You're pathetic, you know that? 94 00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:59,491 Come on, Red. So Mr. J got a little stressed over money. 95 00:10:59,575 --> 00:11:02,619 Now that he's loaded, pudding will buy my way out, too. 96 00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:05,664 Yeah, right. Sure thing, Harl. 97 00:11:05,747 --> 00:11:08,542 "Joker seeks new henchgirl." 98 00:11:11,587 --> 00:11:13,172 I'll kill him! 99 00:11:18,302 --> 00:11:21,513 Hey, boss. Why didn't you buy Harley a ticket out of the bin, too? 100 00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:24,975 Now, now, Ernie. Mustn't be too extravagant. 101 00:11:25,058 --> 00:11:27,561 Besides, it's cheaper to hire a new one. 102 00:11:29,146 --> 00:11:30,480 Too fat. 103 00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:33,400 Too small. 104 00:11:34,776 --> 00:11:36,028 Too old. 105 00:11:42,409 --> 00:11:43,535 No- 106 00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:48,415 Darn! 107 00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:55,464 Whoa! 108 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:02,846 Drown the kids and shoot the neighbors. We've got a winner. 109 00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:08,185 Whoo! Thank you, Mr. G. I promise I'll be the best Harley ever. 110 00:12:08,268 --> 00:12:10,854 Maybe I should've hired the fat guy. 111 00:12:11,396 --> 00:12:14,399 Ernie, take Fake Harley here and show her the ropes. 112 00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:15,484 You got it. 113 00:12:15,567 --> 00:12:18,403 This job has a 401k plan, right? 114 00:12:18,487 --> 00:12:21,073 - Sure. - Excuse me, Mr. Joker. 115 00:12:21,156 --> 00:12:23,784 Sorry, the henchgirl role has been filled. 116 00:12:23,867 --> 00:12:25,244 And quite nicely, too. 117 00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:31,083 Oh, no, sir. I'm not here for a job. My name is Perry. 118 00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:32,834 I'm from the Internal Revenue Service. 119 00:12:33,460 --> 00:12:34,795 Ah, yes. 120 00:12:35,295 --> 00:12:37,297 Seems to me I've heard of that little organization. 121 00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:40,425 Then you must realize, as Mr. Barlowe's sole beneficiary, 122 00:12:40,509 --> 00:12:42,844 you owe us a tidy bit of inheritance tax. 123 00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:47,891 Now, $250 million minus Uncle Sam's current state and federal percentages... 124 00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:52,604 This should clear up your account. 125 00:12:57,609 --> 00:12:59,236 A hundred and thirty-seven million? 126 00:12:59,444 --> 00:13:02,781 Yes, and if I don't pay up, I'll go to jail for tax evasion. 127 00:13:03,323 --> 00:13:07,911 I'm crazy enough to take on Batman. But the IRS? No, thank you. 128 00:13:08,453 --> 00:13:09,538 Ahhh! 129 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:16,712 - Hey, Mr. G, this money looks weird. - What do you mean? 130 00:13:18,463 --> 00:13:22,759 It's a plain old pack of hundreds. See? There's Ben Franklin's chubby little... 131 00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:25,595 What? King Barlowe? 132 00:13:28,473 --> 00:13:30,934 He's on this stack. And this one. 133 00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:33,270 He's on every one of these thousands. 134 00:13:33,353 --> 00:13:35,939 - I don't understand. - Hey, boss. 135 00:13:38,775 --> 00:13:40,277 I found this. 136 00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:45,574 Hiya, Joker. If you're playing this tape, 137 00:13:45,657 --> 00:13:48,118 you probably figured out you've been had. 138 00:13:48,201 --> 00:13:50,662 Yeah, I left you some cash, but only $10 million, 139 00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:52,914 which, knowing you, you've already blown. 140 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:58,128 All the other stuff, money, jewels and gold, it's all fake. 141 00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:03,550 See? I always hated your guts, and this was the perfect payback. 142 00:14:03,925 --> 00:14:06,428 By now, you're probably out of real money. 143 00:14:06,553 --> 00:14:10,307 The IRS is after you. And you can't admit I fooled you, 144 00:14:10,390 --> 00:14:13,685 or you'll be the laughing stock of the underworld. 145 00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:19,107 The joke's on you, sucker. I got the last laugh after all. 146 00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:46,134 If I don't pay my taxes, I'll go to jail, 147 00:14:46,259 --> 00:14:48,845 but if I admit Barlowe duped me, I'll look like a fool. 148 00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:51,890 Maybe you could raise the cash by pulling one of your classic routines. 149 00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:55,060 - Like them laughing fish. - Good idea, Ernie. 150 00:14:55,352 --> 00:15:00,399 Let's let Batman know I did it so he can kick my keister right back into Arkham. 151 00:15:04,444 --> 00:15:05,654 Dope. 152 00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:10,617 Fake Harley, any ideas? 153 00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:12,828 Anything you say, Mr. G. 154 00:15:18,166 --> 00:15:19,584 No, boss! 155 00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:25,173 Who'd ever think I'd miss the real one? 156 00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:29,261 Harley Quinn's escaped! 157 00:15:31,304 --> 00:15:32,681 Seal all exits! 158 00:15:32,764 --> 00:15:34,683 Maybe she went down the laundry chute. 159 00:15:34,766 --> 00:15:37,394 None of these yahoos are crazy enough to pull that old stunt. 160 00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:42,816 Help, help! Ivy! Anybody! Get me out of here! 161 00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:50,532 My dear Mr. Wayne, I'm delighted to have you in my humble nest. 162 00:15:50,615 --> 00:15:52,451 I thought I'd take in the atmosphere. 163 00:15:55,203 --> 00:16:00,208 Well, well, Bruce Wayne. Join me. A bottle of your best, my dear. 164 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:03,545 - For my guest. - You'll understand if I refuse. 165 00:16:03,628 --> 00:16:06,673 The last time we met, you tried to throw me off a building. 166 00:16:06,756 --> 00:16:11,636 I did? Well, that was so long ago. 167 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,472 It was last month. 168 00:16:23,815 --> 00:16:25,692 Well, gotta be going. 169 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,492 This is starting to get to me. 170 00:16:35,118 --> 00:16:37,454 - What? - Should have used more makeup, Ernie. 171 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:42,709 Why the disguise, Ernie? Where is he? 172 00:16:42,792 --> 00:16:44,294 I don't know what you're talking about! 173 00:16:44,377 --> 00:16:46,505 He can't threaten my guests. 174 00:16:46,588 --> 00:16:48,381 Let me jog your memory. 175 00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:50,425 No! 176 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,697 Armored car one, report. 177 00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:16,117 Routine money disbursal from Gotham Mint proceeding as planned. 178 00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:19,579 Good. Your police escort is waiting. 179 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:47,649 Stop! 180 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,124 No laughing gas, no grins, 181 00:18:04,207 --> 00:18:06,835 no way Batboy can trace this back to me. 182 00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:10,297 Whoa! 183 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:15,677 Hey, keep the boat in the water! 184 00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:18,722 This definitely wasn't in the job description. 185 00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:24,185 Ah! 186 00:18:30,525 --> 00:18:34,029 It's been so long since I've seen the real thing. 187 00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:37,657 Hello, Ben, George, Abe. 188 00:18:59,554 --> 00:19:00,972 Ahhh! 189 00:19:05,268 --> 00:19:07,187 No! My fortune! 190 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,620 Don't be stupid. You can't save that money. 191 00:19:23,703 --> 00:19:28,291 I don't want to save it, I want to go with it. 192 00:19:34,547 --> 00:19:37,217 You'd better call your fancy lawyers. 193 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:38,718 Here. 194 00:19:41,721 --> 00:19:43,098 It's on me. 195 00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:49,604 Honest, they told me it was an equity gig. 196 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,160 Okay, get him out of here. 197 00:20:06,329 --> 00:20:08,540 After all, it's only money. 198 00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:13,211 So I'll let the taxpayers foot my bill again. 199 00:20:13,336 --> 00:20:16,297 Besides, it'll be nice to see the old gang. 200 00:20:16,589 --> 00:20:19,426 One of them's dying to see you too, pudding. 201 00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:22,262 - Harley? - The one and only. 202 00:20:22,345 --> 00:20:25,682 You... You don't know how happy I am to see you. 203 00:20:25,765 --> 00:20:28,101 Welcome to the club. 204 00:20:31,229 --> 00:20:34,232 Now, baby, I can... Ow! Explain! 205 00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:09,309 English - SDH 206 00:21:09,359 --> 00:21:13,909 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 16080

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