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Missed me.
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Hey!
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- Quick. More bullets.
- Sorry, pudding, that was the last clip.
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You know how expensive they are.
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Sounds like someone turned off
your cash flow.
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If it's a flow you want,
I'm happy to oblige.
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Doh!
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My eye!
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Sucker.
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Come on!
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Well, that was a complete fiasco.
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If we weren't so strapped for cash,
I'd never have touched this job.
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- Give me the loot.
- Don't you have it?
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Me? You were the last one to...
I thought I told you to get gas!
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We're broke, remember?
What was I supposed to do,
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fill the tank, shoot the guy,
and drive off?
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Mmm-hmm.
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Now you tell me!
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Whoops! Time to eject.
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Hey, where's mine?
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Sorry, kiddo.
I could only afford one.
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You cheap, penny-pinching,
pasty-faced creep!
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I'll get you for this,
you lousy tightwad!
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A letter came for you today,
Mr., uh, Kerr.
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By the way, you're two weeks
late with your rent.
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Sue me.
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Alas, the bitter jest of fate.
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The once-mighty Joker without
two nickels to rub together.
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Yeah, yeah. You're hungry, I'm hungry.
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Do me a favor and eat each other,
will you?
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"Dear sir, we regret to
inform you of the passing
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"of Mr. Edward,
a.k.a. 'King' Barlowe..."
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Ooh, there's good news. I hated him.
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"Who, in accordance with his last
wishes, has bequeathed to you the total
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"$250 million"?
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Whoo-hoo!
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Good old King Barlowe.
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I take back almost all the nasty things
I ever said about him.
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Mwah!
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Bud, Lou, our ship has come in, boys.
We're gonna spend, spend, spend!
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And I knowjust what we'll buy first.
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If a man's filled with glee,
that man must go free.
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That was the scene outside
the city courthouse today
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where, after weeks of litigation,
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the Joker's criminal record
has been wiped clean
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by his one-time gangland rival,
King Bar/owe.
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As followers of this remarkable story
know, Gotham's most notorious criminal
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was recently willed a huge fortune
in cash, jewels, and gold.
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It doesn't make sense. King hated
the Joker, but he left him everything.
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I was King's bodyguard for 10 years,
and he left me zip.
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Armed with his newfound wealth,
the Joker put together
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a pricey defense team to polish
his less-than-sterling reputation.
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The Joker is not some animal
to be locked away in a cage.
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He's a thinking, feeling human being.
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I subjected him to a thorough
psychological examination,
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assessing his subconscious
reflex responses
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to the most provocative of stimuli.
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And I can safely say
he is a criminal no more.
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How do you respond
to charges that Joker
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is simply bribing his way to freedom?
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I won't even dignify that
with a response.
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And there you have it. At this hour,
the Joker is not only a free man,
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-but a wealthy one.
- There's justice for you.
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Well, now that he's rich,
maybe he'll give up crime.
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Argh!
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Right. I'll call Dick.
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You sure the Joker's inside?
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Penguin's throwing him
a "going legit" party.
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Sorry, we're full up tonight.
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Shoo-Shoo!
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Gee, you'd never think
Penguin would turn away
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the police commissioner's daughter.
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Egad, Gordon's brat. My dear Ms. Gordon,
how nice to see you.
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Welcome, have fun.
And by all means, send the bill to me.
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- Thank you, Mr. Cobblepot.
- Lousy little freeloader.
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- What's the scheme this time, Joker?
- No scheme at all, old bird.
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I'm free, I'm rich and I'm loving it.
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I'm sure old Batboy
is eating his heart out.
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Living well is the best revenge.
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All set?
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Let's do it.
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Everybody down!
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Not you, clown.
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I should have been the one
to get Barlowe's money.
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At least I'll make sure
you'll never enjoy it.
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I hope you've made out your will, Joker.
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Ooh!
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Well done, kiddies.
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We were trying to save innocent lives.
You're just an unpleasant bonus.
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Be that as it may, your grateful
Uncle Joker wants to thank you.
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Here, stick this in your piggy banks.
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Let the good times roll!
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You're pathetic, you know that?
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Come on, Red. So Mr. J
got a little stressed over money.
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Now that he's loaded,
pudding will buy my way out, too.
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Yeah, right. Sure thing, Harl.
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"Joker seeks new henchgirl."
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I'll kill him!
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Hey, boss. Why didn't you buy Harley
a ticket out of the bin, too?
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Now, now, Ernie.
Mustn't be too extravagant.
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Besides, it's cheaper to hire a new one.
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Too fat.
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Too small.
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Too old.
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No-
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Darn!
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Whoa!
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Drown the kids and shoot the neighbors.
We've got a winner.
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Whoo! Thank you, Mr. G. I promise
I'll be the best Harley ever.
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Maybe I should've hired the fat guy.
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Ernie, take Fake Harley here
and show her the ropes.
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You got it.
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This job
has a 401k plan, right?
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- Sure.
- Excuse me, Mr. Joker.
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Sorry, the henchgirl role
has been filled.
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And quite nicely, too.
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Oh, no, sir. I'm not here for a job.
My name is Perry.
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I'm from the Internal Revenue Service.
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Ah, yes.
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Seems to me I've heard
of that little organization.
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Then you must realize,
as Mr. Barlowe's sole beneficiary,
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you owe us
a tidy bit of inheritance tax.
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Now, $250 million minus Uncle Sam's
current state and federal percentages...
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This should clear up your account.
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A hundred and thirty-seven million?
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Yes, and if I don't pay up,
I'll go to jail for tax evasion.
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I'm crazy enough to take on Batman.
But the IRS? No, thank you.
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Ahhh!
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- Hey, Mr. G, this money looks weird.
- What do you mean?
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It's a plain old pack of hundreds. See?
There's Ben Franklin's chubby little...
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What? King Barlowe?
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He's on this stack. And this one.
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He's on every one of these thousands.
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- I don't understand.
- Hey, boss.
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I found this.
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Hiya, Joker.
If you're playing this tape,
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you probably figured out
you've been had.
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Yeah, I left you some cash,
but only $10 million,
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which, knowing you,
you've already blown.
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All the other stuff, money,
jewels and gold, it's all fake.
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See? I always hated your guts,
and this was the perfect payback.
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By now, you're probably
out of real money.
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The IRS is after you.
And you can't admit I fooled you,
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or you'll be the laughing stock
of the underworld.
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The joke's on you, sucker.
I got the last laugh after all.
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If I don't pay my taxes,
I'll go to jail,
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but if I admit Barlowe duped me,
I'll look like a fool.
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Maybe you could raise the cash
by pulling one of your classic routines.
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- Like them laughing fish.
- Good idea, Ernie.
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Let's let Batman know I did it so he can
kick my keister right back into Arkham.
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Dope.
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Fake Harley, any ideas?
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Anything you say, Mr. G.
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No, boss!
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Who'd ever think I'd miss the real one?
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Harley Quinn's escaped!
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Seal all exits!
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Maybe she went down
the laundry chute.
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None of these yahoos
are crazy enough to pull that old stunt.
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Help, help! Ivy! Anybody!
Get me out of here!
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My dear Mr. Wayne, I'm delighted
to have you in my humble nest.
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I thought I'd take in the atmosphere.
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Well, well, Bruce Wayne. Join me.
A bottle of your best, my dear.
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- For my guest.
- You'll understand if I refuse.
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The last time we met,
you tried to throw me off a building.
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I did? Well, that was so long ago.
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It was last month.
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Well, gotta be going.
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This is starting to get to me.
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- What?
- Should have used more makeup, Ernie.
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Why the disguise, Ernie?
Where is he?
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I don't know
what you're talking about!
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He can't threaten my guests.
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Let me jog your memory.
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No!
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Armored car one, report.
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Routine money disbursal from
Gotham Mint proceeding as planned.
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Good. Your police escort is waiting.
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Stop!
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No laughing gas, no grins,
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no way Batboy can trace this back to me.
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Whoa!
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Hey, keep the boat in the water!
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This definitely wasn't
in the job description.
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Ah!
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It's been so long since
I've seen the real thing.
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Hello, Ben, George, Abe.
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Ahhh!
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No! My fortune!
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Don't be stupid.
You can't save that money.
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I don't want to save it,
I want to go with it.
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You'd better call your fancy lawyers.
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Here.
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It's on me.
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Honest, they told me it was
an equity gig.
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Okay, get him out of here.
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After all, it's only money.
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So I'll let the taxpayers
foot my bill again.
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Besides, it'll be nice
to see the old gang.
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One of them's dying
to see you too, pudding.
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- Harley?
- The one and only.
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You... You don't know
how happy I am to see you.
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Welcome to the club.
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Now, baby, I can...
Ow! Explain!
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English - SDH
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