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I'm depressed, Red.
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Here it is holiday time
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and we're hiding out
in this dingy rattrap.
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No presents, no fun, no nothing.
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- Can't we at least get a Christmas tree?
- What?
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And support the mad campaign
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of botanical genocide
that grips this country every December?
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But Christmas trees are
so bright and fun and pretty.
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Oh, please, please, please-
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Calm down, Harl.
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I've got a little plan that will make
this the happiest holiday ever.
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So tell me, Bruce,
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what does Gotham's most eligible
bachelor have planned for the holidays?
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Skiing in the Alps?
Sunning in the Bahamas?
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And more importantly, who's he taking?
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Actually, I was planning
on a quiet Christmas alone, Veronica.
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- Really? I wouldn't tell them that.
- Who's "them"?
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Brucie!
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You're standing under the mistletoe.
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He's so handsome!
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- Come here, big boy!
- Give me that!
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- Cheers.
- Now, ladies...
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Isn't he dreamy?
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Oh...
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- Bye.
- See you.
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- See you soon.
- Call me.
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May we give you a ride, Mr. Wayne?
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- No, thanks. I have my own car.
- Oh, but we insist.
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Season's greetings, Brucie.
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Your two favorite party girls
are out for some Christmas fun.
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Ivy zapped you with her special lipstick
back at the party.
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Now we've got Gotham's handsomest,
wealthiest bachelor
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to treat us to a holiday shopping spree.
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Whoopee!
Race you to the shoe department, Red!
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You're on.
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- Please?
- No!
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Step lively there, Brucie.
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- Look. Pianos!
- I've had just about enough of this.
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I think the stuff is wearing off.
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Can't have that. Give him another shot.
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Right-a-roonie.
Give me some sugar, baby.
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No, not again.
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Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God!
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We... We killed him.
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- Oh, well.
- We were going to do it anyway.
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We got his credit cards.
What's to worry?
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So, where to now?
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Anyplace is fine by me,
as long as it's away from that guy.
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Quick. In the toy store.
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Oh!
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I'll bet you've been
a good little Batboy this year.
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Unfortunately, Harley and I
are still on the naughty list.
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Come on up
and get your presents.
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Merry Christmas, darling.
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And Happy New Year, chump.
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Aw, gee, Harley, you broke our new toy.
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Bye-bye, Batsy.
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Yikes!
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Well, here's
your stupid tree. You happy?
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Yeah.
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Ln'llllll�
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It's perfect. Dad will love it.
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I've heard of kids
being afraid of Santa,
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but they've been crying all day.
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Ah, you big crybaby.
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I don't believe it.
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You know, you could be
a little more jolly, St. Nick.
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Give me a break, Montoya.
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This is the lamest stakeout
I've ever been on.
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We'd better get some lead
on this invisible shoplifter soon or-
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You're not the real Santa Claus.
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Sun I am. Wanna so. my gun?
Owl
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My name is Mary McSweeney, Santa.
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Can you bring
my daddy home for Christmas?
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Gee, kid, I don't know.
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- Where is your pop?
- In prison.
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You mean your dad is Mad Dog-
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- I mean, Mike McSweeney?
- Uh-huh.
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Poor kid. I sent her old man
up the river three months ago.
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Listen, kiddo, it's like this.
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I'd like to help you out, but,
uh,uh,en"
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What I mean is,
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sometimes even Santa can't make
every wish come true. Ah...
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- Here, kid. Buy yourself something nice.
- Thank you, Santa.
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- Can I buy something for my daddy too?
- As long as it ain't a hacksaw, why not?
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Wait a minute.
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Hold it right there, young...
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Man?
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And a bag of marbles,
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and a football and...
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Juvenile suspects seen
heading towards Menswear.
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- There are four of them.
- And a monster...
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All have been observed shoplifting.
Detectives are in pursuit.
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- Wake up, Harvey, we're on.
- And a speedboat, and a-
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Stop!
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Hold it!
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Hey, kid!
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Halt! Police!
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Ho!Ho!Ho!
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Madre de Dios. Clayface!
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Hold it, freak, or we'll drill you.
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Ooh, you're scaring me, tubby.
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Great thing about being a shape-shifter.
I can blend in with the crowd outside,
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make my getaway,
and rip off some other joint.
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Once you two are out of the way,
ain't gonna be no one to stop me.
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Don't bet on it, gruesome.
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Run! Clear the area. Now!
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Aim high.
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Don't waste your ammo on him.
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- Shoot the Santa!
- You wouldn't.
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Not you, dope. That Santa.
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Phew!
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Well, so much for Frosty the Lawn Cigar.
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- Let's get a cup of �me.
- Not so fast, Santa.
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We still have to recover the evidence.
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- Oh. no.
- Oh. yes. Roll up than slum.
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Ho!Ho!Ho!
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The ball is snapped.
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Alteire fades back,
looking for an opening-
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Hi-ho, couch potatoes.
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I'm interrupting
the Toilet Bowl to bring you
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my very special New Year's resolution.
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Starting tonight at midnight,
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I, your loving Uncle Joker,
do solemnly vow
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not to kill anyone for a whole year.
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Which means I'm going
to have to work extra fast
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to bump off a few more of you today.
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Hysterical.
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As to who, how and when,
let's make that a game.
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A countdown of victims
that will end at midnight
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unless our dear Dark Knight
stops me first.
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Joker broadcast that message at noon.
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Since then,
only one victim has turned up.
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Dr. John Erickson,
a pioneer in sonic research at GothCorp.
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Says here he was working
on some special weapon.
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A sort of sonic bomb.
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Once activated,
the device releases waves of hypersound.
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Strong enough
to kill anyone within earshot.
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Unless they're wearing
these special mufflers.
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Joker's got the bomb
and he's gonna use it tonight.
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He promised a countdown of victims.
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And there's no bigger countdown
on New Year's Eve
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than at Gotham Square.
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I love New Year's Eve.
So many happy faces.
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How's it coming, boys?
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All set, boss. We hooked up
the boom box just like you told us.
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Once the bell reaches the clock,
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everyone's getting a real bad earache.
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I really have
to congratulate myself on this one.
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It's almost magic time,
and Batman is nowhere in sight.
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Of course, he does have
that annoying habit of spoiling my fun
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at the last minute.
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So I wisely stocked up on party favors.
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- You're sure he'll be here?
- With murder on this scale,
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Joker will be close by
to enjoy his handiwork.
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Even in this crowd,
he'll stick out like a sore thumb.
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You were saying?
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Oop!
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Not only has Joker found
the perfect hiding place,
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he's fixed it so all his victims
will die with a smile.
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There.
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Those clowns are wearing sound mufflers.
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Heh,heh.
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Batman!
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Poor Bats.
That champagne went right to your head.
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Now you'll miss the big countdown.
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Ten, nine, eight,
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seven, six,
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five, four, three,
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two, one.
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Oh, no.
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Happy New Year!
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Ouch!
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Should auld acquaintance be forgot
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And never brought to mind?
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Should auld acquaintance be forgot
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In days of Auld Lang Syne?
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Sorry, fellas. Closing time.
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But we wanna sing.
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So start practicing for St. Paddy's Day.
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Hey!Hey!
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Happy New Year, Commish.
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I heard your buddy had a rough night.
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I wouldn't be surprised
if he didn't show this time.
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And break our tradition?
In fact, unless I miss my guess,
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that's him now.
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- How's that arm?
- Better than the Joker's.
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- Close one this time.
- They're all close ones.
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Well, here's to survival.
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Hopefully we'll be doing
this again next New Year's Eve.
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Hopefully.
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And now, Joe, if I could get one
of your famous cheese steaks to go.
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I'll be ready to call it a night.
Anything for y-
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One of these years,
I'm going to beat him to the check.
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