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Please, please, please, please.
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Okay, what is this?
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We're making sure I'm tall enough
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to ride all the rides
at Disneyland.
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Without having
to spike up my hair.
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Buddy...
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We are good to go.
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Sweet!
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I have been waiting
for this day
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ever since the doctor pointed
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to the ultrasound of
your mom's womb and said,
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"either that's a fifth limb,
or you got a boy."
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Okay, no. Gross.
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All right...
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I want everybody
to eat a lot at home
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because "the happiest
place on earth"
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is also home to the most
expensive churro on Earth.
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Come on. This is gonna be awesome.
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Who doesn't love
a day at Disneyland?
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Can't you and mom
go without me?
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You're the kid.
I think we need you to get in.
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Well, it couldn't come
on a worst day.
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The technology sector is tanking.
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We're doing a stock market
project in school,
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and today's the last day.
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We all get a thousand
fake dollars to invest,
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and as the market
closed yesterday,
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I'm in the lead.
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I may not be the tallest
or the most athletic,
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but someday
I will be the richest,
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which is good because
the ladies love that,
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and I've grown accustomed
to a certain lifestyle.
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Do you really wants girls who
only want you for your money?
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I'd like to have that option.
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Manny, put the stock away
and put your ears on.
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Mom, I don't think you have
to wear one of these.
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Be a kid! Put them on!
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Really? Those shoes?
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What?
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Do you know how much walking
you have to do at Disneyland?
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Why do you think they have
so many fat people on scooters?
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I like wearing the high heels.
I'm fine.
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It's just like that jacket
you refuse to bring
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when I say, "take a jacket."
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"Don't tell me what to do!
I'm fine!"
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Huh? And you're not fine.
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You're cold and shivering,
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and I look like the jerk who
won't give his wife a jacket,
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so I do, and then
I'm cold and shivering,
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and I brought a jacket.
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Are you done with your
boring jacket story?
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Because we're going to hit traffic.
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Tell you one thing.
I'm not gonna give you my shoes.
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Ah! That must be Ethan.
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Who's Ethan?
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Didn't I tell you?
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My friend Bethenny's nephew
is coming with us today.
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He moved to town
to go to college.
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He's very nice, very smart,
big hockey player.
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I know what you're doing.
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Really? She was so subtle.
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Haley has a thing for bad boys,
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which was so me.
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Clearly.
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So if she's going to be
leaving the nest soon,
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we'd prefer it was not
on the back of a motorcycle.
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My college roommate
had a motorcycle.
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Man, I had some good times
on the back of that thing.
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I can't believe you did this.
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I'm not gonna babysit Bethenny's nephew.
Alex can have him.
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Okay, I don't need your rejects.
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Hi. Hi, Ethan!
I'm so glad you could make it.
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Thanks for inviting me.
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Sure.
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Hi. I'm Al--
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My 14-year-old sister.
Ethan, was it?
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Yeah.
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Synced by YYeTs, corrected by gloriabg
www.addic7ed.com
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And that's my grandpa
and his wife Gloria
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and her son Manny.
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Wow. You guys have a big family.
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Big family.
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She likes him!
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Yeah, who wouldn't?
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Where'd you find him,
a Tommy Hilfiger catalog?
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He got a 2200 on his S.A.T.s.
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And those eyes...
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Okay, did you get him
for Haley or for you?
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Mitchell.
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You know, I haven't been here
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since dad brought us
when we were kids.
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Ohh, yeah. Remember?
You cried in the Abraham Lincoln thing.
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Hey, he's a great president,
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and it was the first
robot I ever saw.
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When Claire and Mitchell were young,
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their mom and I were gonna
take them to Disneyland.
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But that morning, Dede and I
got in this huge fight
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over something or other--
surprise, surprise--
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and I ended up taking
them on my own.
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Claire's biggest fear
was running into the evil queen.
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My biggest fear was
that I married her.
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Okay, people over 46 inches,
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first stop-- Indiana Jones!
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Have fun on the teacups, Lily.
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Okay, let's do this.
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Oh, okay, wait just
a second here, everybody.
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All right.
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Is that a leash?
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No, it's a child safety tether.
This way, sweetie.
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It-- it's a leash.
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Don't-- don't judge us.
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Go on.
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We have a runner.
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Lily is going through a phase--
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at least... Oh, we hope it's a phase.
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She bolts every chance she gets.
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Lily!
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Lily!
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Lily!
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So we had no choice
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to put her on a child safety tether.
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It's a leash.
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And we did have a choice.
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Lily, sweetie, don't pull.
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Lily, heel!
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Dad.
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If I'd had known you guys
were gonna do this,
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I'd have brought Stella.
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It was Cam's idea.
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So much for the united front.
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I'll have you know, despite
all your jokes, Lily enjoys it.
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Okay, sweetie, you're not helping.
You're not helping.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
You guys, is that Dylan?
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What?
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Oh, jeez.
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Dylan?!
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Oh. Hey!
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Uh, what are you... I didn't
even know you were in town.
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Either did I...
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Know you were in town.
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This town. Anaheim.
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I thought you were still in Wyoming.
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I was, uh...
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But, um...
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Oh, shoot.
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You know, I, uh, gotta meet up
with some friends
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and I'm... really late.
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It was nice to see you, Haley,
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and everybody.
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Hi.
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And dude I don't know.
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I'm Ethan.
It's nice to meet you.
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And polite dude I don't know.
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Did Haley used to date
that guy or something?
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Yep. You date her, that's
the club you're joining.
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Of course he would
still look amazing.
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Does he? I hadn't noticed.
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Did you know that Ethan
plays the trumpet?
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No great surprise
with those lips of his, huh?
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Coo-coo-ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson.
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Okay, buddy, moment of truth.
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Yes!
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- This is gonna be so awesome!
- Yeah!
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In 45 minutes,
this is gonna be so awesome!
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Yeah!
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Look, Reuben,
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I have some underperformers
I have to unload,
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and I don't have access
to a computer.
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Log in as moneydelgado--
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Manny!
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By all means, Reuben,
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go get a popsicle
while the Nikkei closes.
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I wanna be a pauper.
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Mom, my stocks just took a dive.
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Your phone is about
to take a dive.
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Come on! Where do we want to go next?
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Oh! Ethan and I want
to try the haunted mansion.
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There is no you and Ethan.
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Let's go to the jungle cruise.
It's right there.
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Why? Tired of walking
in those heels?
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No. You tired of being
with a hot wife?
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Well, well, well.
What do you know?
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Another caring parent
with a child safety tether.
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See? We're not the only
people who use them.
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Hi! Aren't they adorable?
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Oh, and look at your cutie!
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Oh, well, yes.
She just wanted to say hi.
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Oh. Sorry.
They're a little feisty today.
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Oh! No problem.
She's friendly.
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Rex, gentle.
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Oh, his-- his name's Rex, huh?
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Yeah.
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Oh, okay. Lily, no, sweetie.
Lily, um...
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Oh. Sorry. He-- he just gets excited.
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Oh, yeah, no-- oh, no problem.
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Lily, stop moving, sweetie.
Stop moving.
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Okay, you got this.
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Okay. Okay. Good girl! Good girl!
Sorry.
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You know what the fight
with Dede was about?
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I taped a football game over
an episode of "Dallas."
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Who bails on a family trip
to Disneyland
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over something like that?
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Ironically, Dallas
was playing in the game.
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And I remember pointing
that out to her,
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and then I remember
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a video cassette flying at my head.
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You do not play the cello.
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I do. Even geekier-- I'm good.
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Okay, answer me this--
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I will answer you this.
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Why do people carry cellos around?
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You know, people aren't expected
to lug a piano around.
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What's the cutoff?
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I know, right?
Like, go where the cello is.
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Oh, look at this.
I think I've inadvertently
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set up my 14-year-old
with a college boy.
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The boy was your doing?
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Yes. Yes, and he was perfect,
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and Haley was into him until,
of course, we ran into Dylan.
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I mean, come on, dad.
What are the odds of that happening?
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It's a small world.
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Yes, it is.
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- You see what I did there?
- I did.
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- 'Cause it's a ride.
- I got it. Got it, dad. I got it.
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It's so frustrating because...
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I know I can't run
Haley's like for her,
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but if she would let me,
I would be so good at it.
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Right, 'cause parents always know
what's best for their kids.
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You remember that nice
girl at the office
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I tried to fix Mitch up with?
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No offense, dad,
but I think I probably have
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a better sense of what
my kids need than you did.
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I think it's cute you think that.
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Mom!
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It was so awesome!
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The jeep was jerking around...
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And--and there was a lot
of sharp turns and big drops.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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It just kept going.
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Wow. You okay?
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Great. Why wouldn't I be?
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Because you're kinda leaning on me.
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Well, isn't that
what a marriage is?
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Ohh. Oh, Alex, stop touching him.
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Oh. You look like hell.
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I'm feeling a little dizzy.
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I think that ride
did something to me.
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The fluid in your
inner ear is thickening.
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That's what happens
when you get old.
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It is?
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Yeah, you can't take the motion.
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I gotta pop a dramamine
to get in my swivel chair.
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That is not it.
I'm king of the roller coasters.
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I think I just put
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too big of a whipped cream smile
on my pancake this morning.
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You guys wanna
go on Matterhorn?
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Luke, I think me and your dad
are gonna sit this one out,
258
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maybe get one them big pickles.
259
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No! You're gonna have to eat
that pickle on your own, Jay.
260
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I still got a few good years left.
261
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Luke, wait up!
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I'll race you there!
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I'm good. I'm good.
264
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Okay, everybody's looking at us.
265
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I haven't been judged by this many people
266
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since I forgot my canvas
bags at whole foods.
267
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Yeah, well, maybe they're staring
268
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because we have what they want.
269
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Whoa! Oh, a pet daughter.
'Cause that...
270
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You know, I don't care
what people think.
271
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If I thought it would keep
my daughter safe,
272
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I would have a kangaroo pouch
sewn into my midriff.
273
00:09:13,628 --> 00:09:16,057
That's gonna work out really
well for you as a single parent.
274
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Okay, we just got a glare
from Mr. Socks-with-sandals.
275
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All right, that's it.
276
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Lily, I'm gonna take off this leash.
277
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I think it's a mistake.
278
00:09:22,424 --> 00:09:23,791
But I don't want you to run away,
279
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'cause that would be
very, very unsafe,
280
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and if we lost you,
281
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you'd be very scared,
and we'd be very sad. Okay?
282
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Okay.
283
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All right.
284
00:09:31,383 --> 00:09:33,389
See, Cam? You treat her
like a human being
285
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and she acts like one.
286
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Chip 'n Dale!
287
00:09:36,861 --> 00:09:38,966
Oh, great. Now she's chasing squirrels.
Lily!
288
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Honey, come on!
289
00:09:40,401 --> 00:09:42,199
Lily! Lily!
290
00:09:46,531 --> 00:09:48,190
Hey! How was Splash Mountain?
291
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It was great! Maybe we go again.
292
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No, thanks.
There was no reception in there.
293
00:09:52,475 --> 00:09:55,378
You know how many bars I had?
Zip-a-Dee-doo-dah.
294
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Reuben, talk to me!
295
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Must be nice to get out
of those shoes for a minute.
296
00:10:00,146 --> 00:10:01,605
I don't know what you talking about.
297
00:10:01,606 --> 00:10:03,627
Nothing. I'm just making conversation.
298
00:10:03,815 --> 00:10:05,395
Hey. Check it out.
299
00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:07,645
I bought one of those
souvenir photos
300
00:10:07,646 --> 00:10:09,436
with you and Manny on the ride.
301
00:10:10,274 --> 00:10:12,272
Boy, it looks like
you're having a good time.
302
00:10:12,273 --> 00:10:14,482
Wait a minute.
What's that in your hand?
303
00:10:14,483 --> 00:10:16,241
Are those shoes?
304
00:10:16,242 --> 00:10:17,992
I'm not even sure
that that is us, Jay.
305
00:10:17,993 --> 00:10:19,413
Why are you walking
around in pain?
306
00:10:19,414 --> 00:10:21,567
Just admit the shoes
were a bad idea.
307
00:10:21,568 --> 00:10:23,369
I am not in pain.
308
00:10:23,370 --> 00:10:27,201
I just didn't want my favorite
walking shoes to get wet there.
309
00:10:27,202 --> 00:10:28,675
Okay, my bad.
310
00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:30,759
Well, we've gotta meet
everybody in Tomorrowland,
311
00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:31,810
so we'd better get movin'
312
00:10:31,811 --> 00:10:34,479
'cause it's all the way
on the other side of the park.
313
00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:35,911
I'm fine.
314
00:10:35,912 --> 00:10:38,585
You just try to keep up with us.
315
00:10:40,070 --> 00:10:41,377
I can't take this.
316
00:10:44,381 --> 00:10:46,752
Dad, throw your hands up! It's fun!
317
00:10:46,909 --> 00:10:48,297
Oh, yeah, it is fun!
318
00:10:56,907 --> 00:10:59,614
Reuben, if you heard about
that stock at a birthday party,
319
00:10:59,615 --> 00:11:00,756
it's already too late.
320
00:11:00,757 --> 00:11:01,816
Gloria!
321
00:11:03,017 --> 00:11:04,199
Gloria, sit down for a second.
322
00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:05,226
I'm fine, Jay.
323
00:11:05,227 --> 00:11:06,224
Please?
324
00:11:06,805 --> 00:11:08,021
Look...
325
00:11:08,315 --> 00:11:09,549
You may not be in pain...
326
00:11:09,550 --> 00:11:10,083
Okay.
327
00:11:10,084 --> 00:11:12,441
But I'm in pain just
thinking you're in pain.
328
00:11:12,442 --> 00:11:14,361
So humor me for one minute.
329
00:11:14,704 --> 00:11:16,042
What are those?
330
00:11:16,156 --> 00:11:19,914
There wasn't a big selection
at the Bibbidi Bobbidi boutique.
331
00:11:19,915 --> 00:11:21,285
Are you crazy?
332
00:11:21,422 --> 00:11:24,918
I cannot walk around
in public with these...
333
00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:27,713
things.
They're so yellow and so ugly.
334
00:11:27,714 --> 00:11:30,254
And... and they're so softy
335
00:11:30,255 --> 00:11:32,045
and so comfortable.
336
00:11:32,046 --> 00:11:33,724
Jay, what is this?
337
00:11:34,865 --> 00:11:36,715
Thank you for going
shopping for me.
338
00:11:36,716 --> 00:11:38,987
Thank you for worrying
about my feet.
339
00:11:38,988 --> 00:11:42,709
Thank you for giving me
your jacket when I'm cold.
340
00:11:42,763 --> 00:11:44,363
You're such a good man, Jay.
341
00:11:44,364 --> 00:11:45,807
Thank you. Mmm.
342
00:11:50,116 --> 00:11:51,877
I didn't expect you to be so...
343
00:11:52,544 --> 00:11:53,660
So nice.
344
00:11:53,661 --> 00:11:55,580
Why are you so surprised?
345
00:11:56,867 --> 00:11:59,955
Now please don't go all Latin
on me when I say this.
346
00:12:00,505 --> 00:12:02,102
Is it possible
347
00:12:02,707 --> 00:12:04,811
you get angry from time to time
348
00:12:05,615 --> 00:12:07,395
because you're always wearing...
349
00:12:07,862 --> 00:12:09,663
uncomfortable shoes?
350
00:12:14,050 --> 00:12:15,338
Maybe.
351
00:12:15,862 --> 00:12:18,120
Can you get me a couple of more?
352
00:12:18,121 --> 00:12:19,780
Maybe they have purple?
353
00:12:20,070 --> 00:12:21,648
Whatever you want, honey.
354
00:12:23,021 --> 00:12:23,814
All I'm saying is,
355
00:12:23,815 --> 00:12:25,549
it seemed like you
were pretty into Ethan
356
00:12:25,550 --> 00:12:26,696
until Dylan showed up.
357
00:12:26,697 --> 00:12:29,630
Don't get me wrong.
Ethan's nice, but he's no Dylan.
358
00:12:29,631 --> 00:12:31,164
Maybe that's a good thing?
359
00:12:31,165 --> 00:12:33,417
Why? Because Dylan's a free spirit?
360
00:12:33,418 --> 00:12:36,537
He's too edgy for you?
He plays by his own rules?
361
00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:37,747
Oh, my God.
362
00:12:37,748 --> 00:12:38,923
What?
363
00:12:39,179 --> 00:12:41,216
I beg of you to turn around
364
00:12:41,217 --> 00:12:44,814
and experience with me
the greatest moment of my life.
365
00:12:49,381 --> 00:12:51,731
Your rebel boyfriend's a Dapper Dan.
366
00:12:51,732 --> 00:12:53,586
Maybe that's not him.
367
00:12:58,421 --> 00:12:58,897
Dylan!
368
00:12:58,898 --> 00:13:00,638
Uh, uh, sorry.
369
00:13:00,943 --> 00:13:01,533
Sorry. Um...
370
00:13:01,534 --> 00:13:03,494
It certainly seems like him.
371
00:13:06,388 --> 00:13:07,270
Oh, my God. He looked like
372
00:13:07,271 --> 00:13:09,710
those old pictures of dad
from High School.
373
00:13:10,784 --> 00:13:12,014
So anyway, I've really been
into street art lately.
374
00:13:12,015 --> 00:13:14,142
Oh, there's a really great exhibit downtown.
I'll take you.
375
00:13:14,143 --> 00:13:16,837
Oh, on what, your razor scooter?
Mom wants you.
376
00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:17,465
I-I-I...
377
00:13:17,466 --> 00:13:20,621
Ethan! I've been looking
all over for you!
378
00:13:24,323 --> 00:13:26,919
I remember I was on
Pirates of the Caribbean,
379
00:13:27,085 --> 00:13:29,650
and this whole fight with
Dede was really eating at me.
380
00:13:29,931 --> 00:13:32,563
And there was this angry
animatronic wench
381
00:13:32,564 --> 00:13:34,941
with a rolling pin, chasing
some poor pirate around.
382
00:13:34,942 --> 00:13:37,791
They were on a track,
running in circles,
383
00:13:37,792 --> 00:13:39,514
so he could never
get away from her.
384
00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:41,620
And I remember thinking,
385
00:13:41,769 --> 00:13:46,441
I can't save you, buddy,
but I'm getting off this ride.
386
00:13:47,101 --> 00:13:48,911
And-- and we were
going around a corner,
387
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:51,431
and I was screaming
and I swallowed a bug.
388
00:13:51,432 --> 00:13:54,176
Oh, being tail is everything
that I dreamed it would be.
389
00:13:54,177 --> 00:13:55,002
What should we do next?
390
00:13:55,003 --> 00:13:56,045
Sit down.
391
00:13:56,273 --> 00:13:56,952
Where we gonna sit down?
392
00:13:56,953 --> 00:14:00,201
The ground. Here,
this is good right here. Oh!
393
00:14:00,202 --> 00:14:01,036
Are you okay, dad?
394
00:14:01,037 --> 00:14:02,969
No, I'm not okay.
395
00:14:03,736 --> 00:14:06,381
I hate to tell you this,
but these rides are killing me.
396
00:14:06,441 --> 00:14:08,160
B-but you're
the king of roller coasters.
397
00:14:08,161 --> 00:14:09,261
I know!
398
00:14:09,736 --> 00:14:11,810
Something happens
when you get older.
399
00:14:12,178 --> 00:14:13,867
Guess you can't take it.
400
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,296
One of my favorite
things in the world
401
00:14:16,297 --> 00:14:19,029
is doing stupid
fun stuff with you,
402
00:14:19,103 --> 00:14:20,428
like pogo stick basketball
403
00:14:20,429 --> 00:14:22,457
or trying to get a swing to go
all the way around.
404
00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:24,788
Next time, we should sit
on a fire extinguisher.
405
00:14:24,789 --> 00:14:27,474
Yes, or a bottle of coke
and some mentos.
406
00:14:28,021 --> 00:14:30,436
Honestly, though,
the way I'm feeling right now,
407
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:32,531
I don't know if there's
gonna be a next time.
408
00:14:32,609 --> 00:14:36,327
Dad, we can always
find cool stuff to do.
409
00:14:36,468 --> 00:14:38,840
Even if you're old
and in a wheelchair,
410
00:14:38,841 --> 00:14:39,828
I'll take you to the mall
411
00:14:39,829 --> 00:14:41,514
and push you as fast
as you wanna go.
412
00:14:41,515 --> 00:14:44,112
Really? You'd do that?
413
00:14:44,113 --> 00:14:45,232
Heck, yeah.
414
00:14:45,233 --> 00:14:46,608
And we'll pop some wheelies, too.
415
00:14:46,609 --> 00:14:47,431
That sounds fun.
416
00:14:47,432 --> 00:14:50,224
And I'll take you to the top
of a huge hill and just let go.
417
00:14:50,225 --> 00:14:52,228
Okay, we'll nail down
the specifics later,
418
00:14:52,229 --> 00:14:54,783
but that... that's really nice.
419
00:14:56,193 --> 00:14:57,750
So do you still wanna talk or--
420
00:14:57,751 --> 00:15:00,120
No, go. Ride Space Mountain.
421
00:15:01,229 --> 00:15:02,477
Uh, at the end,
when they take a picture,
422
00:15:02,478 --> 00:15:04,049
do something hilarious
for both of us.
423
00:15:04,050 --> 00:15:05,419
You're gonna die.
424
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:08,517
When you see it,
not 'cause you're old.
425
00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:13,006
Lily! Lily, stop!
426
00:15:13,007 --> 00:15:14,126
Dad! Dad, grab her!
427
00:15:14,127 --> 00:15:16,055
Hey, I gotcha, you little monkey!
428
00:15:16,056 --> 00:15:17,118
Thank you.
429
00:15:17,119 --> 00:15:18,401
Hey, Cam, I got her.
430
00:15:18,402 --> 00:15:20,208
We're in Fantasyland.
Where are you?
431
00:15:21,167 --> 00:15:22,941
Okay, it's Toontown, not Toonton.
432
00:15:22,942 --> 00:15:24,623
You've been watching too much PBS.
433
00:15:24,746 --> 00:15:25,508
Thank you.
434
00:15:25,509 --> 00:15:27,033
All right, honey, come here.
435
00:15:28,478 --> 00:15:29,670
I don't like this thing.
436
00:15:29,671 --> 00:15:30,140
Yeah?
437
00:15:30,141 --> 00:15:31,940
Well, I don't like running
like a crazy person
438
00:15:31,941 --> 00:15:34,790
through Downton Disney--
Downtown Disney.
439
00:15:35,718 --> 00:15:36,496
I don't know what to do.
440
00:15:36,497 --> 00:15:38,617
Well, the leash is not the answer.
You want my help?
441
00:15:38,618 --> 00:15:39,416
Yes, please!
442
00:15:39,417 --> 00:15:41,546
'Cause I can fix this for you
in about two minutes.
443
00:15:41,547 --> 00:15:43,203
Come on, baby girl.
Come with me.
444
00:15:43,204 --> 00:15:44,638
We'll be right back.
445
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:45,555
Okay.
446
00:15:45,556 --> 00:15:47,291
Where we going?
Oh, this way?
447
00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:52,937
Manny, you don't sound very happy
448
00:15:52,938 --> 00:15:55,151
for a kid that is flying
an elephant.
449
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,814
I lost to Durkas. It's not fair.
450
00:15:57,815 --> 00:16:00,487
He wanted to buy IBM because
he thought it was funny to say.
451
00:16:00,488 --> 00:16:04,036
Well, I'm glad that you lost.
Fake money has changed you.
452
00:16:04,037 --> 00:16:07,629
Where is the Manny that used
to stop to smell the roses?
453
00:16:07,630 --> 00:16:10,086
He took a bath
on a solar start-up in San Jose.
454
00:16:10,087 --> 00:16:13,271
You have been so busy burying
your face in your phone
455
00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:15,521
that you barely said
hello to your family,
456
00:16:15,522 --> 00:16:18,292
you gave Winnie the Pooh
the cold shoulder,
457
00:16:18,293 --> 00:16:19,328
and you haven't even noticed
458
00:16:19,329 --> 00:16:21,868
that pretty girl
in the blue elephant
459
00:16:21,869 --> 00:16:23,935
that has been smiling at you.
460
00:16:25,302 --> 00:16:27,613
Not my type, but
still it's nice to be noticed.
461
00:16:27,614 --> 00:16:28,564
You see what happens
462
00:16:28,565 --> 00:16:30,946
when you're not burying
your head in business?
463
00:16:30,947 --> 00:16:33,023
You're right.
I'll try to be more present.
464
00:16:36,282 --> 00:16:37,758
What the heck's on your feet?
465
00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:40,868
They're slippers!
They're like pillows.
466
00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:44,678
Attagirl.
467
00:16:45,821 --> 00:16:47,177
You're welcome.
468
00:16:47,178 --> 00:16:48,833
Look. Your dad got her
baby high heels,
469
00:16:48,834 --> 00:16:50,724
which we said we were
never gonna let her wear.
470
00:16:50,725 --> 00:16:51,418
I love 'em.
471
00:16:51,419 --> 00:16:53,014
You look gorgeous, sweetie.
472
00:16:53,015 --> 00:16:54,595
Oh, my gosh. You felt
people judged us before?
473
00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:55,913
Wait till they meet little Miss Anaheim.
474
00:16:55,914 --> 00:16:58,320
Who cares? Look at her.
She can barely move.
475
00:16:58,732 --> 00:17:00,004
Thank you, dad.
476
00:17:01,099 --> 00:17:04,659
You know what? She's got pretty
good gams for a 3-year-old.
477
00:17:06,556 --> 00:17:07,915
Cheese!
478
00:17:08,367 --> 00:17:10,002
Got it. Thanks, Little John.
479
00:17:10,003 --> 00:17:11,032
Thank you!
480
00:17:12,864 --> 00:17:14,129
Ooh, they have corn dogs.
481
00:17:14,130 --> 00:17:16,051
We gotta get one before we go back.
They are legendary.
482
00:17:16,052 --> 00:17:16,658
I'll be right back.
483
00:17:16,659 --> 00:17:17,692
Okay.
484
00:17:18,445 --> 00:17:19,469
Haley!
485
00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:21,796
It's me. Dylan.
486
00:17:21,797 --> 00:17:24,495
I'm in the bear suit.
I borrowed it to talk to you.
487
00:17:24,496 --> 00:17:26,396
Why are you dancing like that?
488
00:17:26,397 --> 00:17:28,833
This is what Little John does.
Maybe.
489
00:17:28,834 --> 00:17:30,450
I don't know what movie
this dude is from.
490
00:17:30,451 --> 00:17:32,195
I'm not even supposed
to be talking to you.
491
00:17:32,196 --> 00:17:33,786
Well, I'm not talking to you.
492
00:17:33,787 --> 00:17:36,242
No, you can talk.
493
00:17:36,611 --> 00:17:38,401
I know, but I'm mad.
494
00:17:38,402 --> 00:17:40,529
You came back to town
and didn't even call me.
495
00:17:40,530 --> 00:17:42,367
I was embarrassed.
496
00:17:42,368 --> 00:17:44,175
I lost my job at the dude ranch,
497
00:17:44,176 --> 00:17:46,398
and I wanted to get
my act together first.
498
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,501
But the four dweebs on a bike act?
499
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,893
Hey, the Dapper Dans
are a main street tradition
500
00:17:50,894 --> 00:17:52,901
since 1959.
501
00:17:53,012 --> 00:17:54,523
Hey, what's going on?
502
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:56,555
Nothing.
503
00:17:56,556 --> 00:17:58,492
I still love her, Ethan.
504
00:17:59,169 --> 00:18:00,342
Okay, how do you know my name?
505
00:18:00,343 --> 00:18:01,251
It's Dylan.
506
00:18:01,252 --> 00:18:04,153
Look, I don't wanna harsh your day,
507
00:18:04,233 --> 00:18:07,889
but I never stopped
loving Haley and I never will!
508
00:18:07,982 --> 00:18:09,227
I-is this some sort of joke?
509
00:18:09,228 --> 00:18:10,746
Do I look like I'm joking?
510
00:18:10,747 --> 00:18:12,335
Dylan, let's not do this now.
511
00:18:12,336 --> 00:18:15,669
It has to be now.
I've got a parade at 3:00.
512
00:18:15,670 --> 00:18:17,051
Hey, seriously, dude, back off.
513
00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:19,862
Okay, that was my face.
514
00:18:20,081 --> 00:18:22,851
And you're the one
who needs to back off.
515
00:18:26,117 --> 00:18:26,797
You...
516
00:18:26,798 --> 00:18:29,479
Okay. This thing's kinda heavy.
517
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:30,212
I can't get up.
518
00:18:30,213 --> 00:18:33,549
Ethan? Ethan, what is going on?
What are you doing?
519
00:18:33,550 --> 00:18:35,025
Uh, hi, Mrs. Dunphy.
520
00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:36,158
Help me up.
521
00:18:36,857 --> 00:18:37,871
No.
522
00:18:40,076 --> 00:18:41,816
If I could get up, I would-- uhh!
523
00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:46,913
Come on, Lily sweetie.
Keep up, honey.
524
00:18:47,082 --> 00:18:50,177
Come on. Phil, you don't look
like you're doing very well.
525
00:18:50,178 --> 00:18:52,021
Maybe because I officially
became an old man
526
00:18:52,022 --> 00:18:53,785
back there at Thunder Mountain.
527
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,432
Oh, my goodness.
You are burning up.
528
00:18:56,433 --> 00:18:58,044
You might have the flu.
529
00:18:59,803 --> 00:19:01,188
A bunch of guys
at work had the flu,
530
00:19:01,189 --> 00:19:04,072
and we all drink orange juice
out of the same carton.
531
00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:05,648
We should get cups.
532
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:08,404
Luke, did you hear that?!
I have the flu!
533
00:19:08,405 --> 00:19:09,364
Oh, gosh, no.
534
00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:11,130
Glad we didn't share that pickle.
535
00:19:11,131 --> 00:19:12,572
Hey, everybody.
536
00:19:13,832 --> 00:19:15,182
Oh, hey, hey, guys.
Where's Ethan?
537
00:19:15,183 --> 00:19:17,128
Oh, he's staying.
He ran into some friends.
538
00:19:17,129 --> 00:19:18,600
But Dylan got fired, so...
539
00:19:18,601 --> 00:19:21,953
don't freak out.
We have to give him a ride home.
540
00:19:22,233 --> 00:19:23,573
And we're back together.
541
00:19:23,607 --> 00:19:24,800
Yay.
542
00:19:25,604 --> 00:19:28,619
Hey, no one goes home
till we hit the Lincoln thing.
543
00:19:28,743 --> 00:19:29,538
Yawn.
544
00:19:29,539 --> 00:19:31,323
Don't even try to fight it.
545
00:19:31,324 --> 00:19:32,828
Yeah, he made us go
when we were kids.
546
00:19:32,829 --> 00:19:37,103
Come on, people! It's a robotic president!
What's not to love?
547
00:19:37,163 --> 00:19:38,449
A robotic president?
548
00:19:38,450 --> 00:19:41,608
So my plan was,
drive Claire and Mitchell home,
549
00:19:41,642 --> 00:19:42,930
put them to bed,
550
00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:45,586
pour myself a big
tumbler of scotch,
551
00:19:46,238 --> 00:19:47,872
and tell Dede it was over.
552
00:19:48,047 --> 00:19:50,401
But on the way out,
we made one last stop.
553
00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:53,360
If destruction be our lot,
554
00:19:54,241 --> 00:19:56,106
we ourselves
555
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:59,345
must be its author and finisher.
556
00:19:59,845 --> 00:20:02,261
As a nation of free men,
557
00:20:02,713 --> 00:20:05,337
we must live through all times...
558
00:20:05,386 --> 00:20:06,404
I don't know what happened.
559
00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:08,943
Maybe it's what robot Lincoln
said about a man's duty
560
00:20:08,944 --> 00:20:11,865
or keeping the union together.
561
00:20:12,306 --> 00:20:13,815
Maybe I just chickened out.
562
00:20:14,545 --> 00:20:16,962
But I realized that
staying with my kids
563
00:20:16,963 --> 00:20:19,344
was more important
than leaving my wife.
564
00:20:20,132 --> 00:20:22,323
Now that's not the right
decision for everyone,
565
00:20:22,619 --> 00:20:24,722
but it was the right
decision for me.
566
00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:26,428
And in that faith,
567
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,029
let us, to the end,
568
00:20:29,718 --> 00:20:31,545
dare to do our duty
569
00:20:32,627 --> 00:20:34,015
as we understand it.
570
00:20:34,016 --> 00:20:36,149
So I stuck it out until
they were grown...
571
00:20:36,492 --> 00:20:39,516
Jay, you want to join me
in the jacuzzi?
572
00:20:39,911 --> 00:20:42,026
And the universe rewarded me.
573
00:20:46,629 --> 00:20:47,932
Here we go!
574
00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:49,840
Hey, dad, roller coast fist bump.
575
00:21:00,283 --> 00:21:01,404
What was that?
576
00:21:05,443 --> 00:21:07,110
Is this gonna be so awesome!
577
00:21:12,191 --> 00:21:14,355
Close your eyes.
It makes it more fun.
578
00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:16,278
Oh, yeah. That is more fun.
579
00:21:23,853 --> 00:21:24,973
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