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So the five keys
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to investing wisely in a down
real estate market are...
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Keyp your cool...
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Keyp informed...
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Legwork.
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I recently became a partner
in a new agency,
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so I put together a seminar
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to recruit first-time
home buyers.
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I want to give 'em
a step-by-step description
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of exactly what
I can do for them.
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Am I worried that
they might write it all down
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and just do it themselves?
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Quite frankly, I hadn't thought
about it until just now.
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Do I really have
to go to this thing?
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Yes. You're a big part of today.
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You're my support staff.
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Then why am I not getting paid?
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That is a good question.
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And I think I'm gonna
text you the answer
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on that cell phone we pay for.
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Honey, do you wanna
practice your part again?
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Uh, no. It's just one question.
I think I got it.
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Yeah, but it's the most
important question
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because it launches me
into my big finish.
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- Yes.
- That way, people leave excited.
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Oh, I think people
will be excited to leave.
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Luke...
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Why?
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I'm sorry. It's for school.
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I have to design a container
that'll protect an egg
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in a 1-story drop.
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Yeah, so, um,
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you thought you would go
with an egg carton?
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What if the best idea was
under my nose the whole time?
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You're gonna need to come down
and clean this up now.
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Ugh! I wouldn't have
to do any of this
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if Alex would just
let me use hers
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- from when she took the class.
- Never.
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That design is
my intellectual property.
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I think it has applications
for unmanned space flight.
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Keep talking like that
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and you'll go
through life unmanned.
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- Funny.
- Girls.
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Luke, honey, listen to me.
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You're gonna need to do
this project on your own.
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And you can do it.
Just... really think.
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I've got it!
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What if I'm the container?
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There's a thought.
You could be...
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No, Luke! Luke!
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Sync by YYeTs, corrected by gloriabg
www.addic7ed.com
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[Spanish?]
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Okay, si, te quiero.
Mwah, mwah, mwah!
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I understood "crazy old witch,"
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"go kill yourself,"
then "I love you."
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I'll never get this,
how you all yell at each other.
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That's how you know
that your family loves you--
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when they feel free
to scream at you.
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Oh, I guess I owe
my ex-wife an apology.
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Apparently, she was nuts ab.
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Darn it!
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Try the next one
over a frying pan.
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I could use some breakfast.
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This is so frustrating.
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At least you're getting
your hands dirty for a change.
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It is a nice break
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- from the life of the mind I usually live.
- That's the spirit.
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Plus it's a metaphor
for the human condition.
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Aren't we al just fragile eggs
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hiding behind
bubble wrap and bravado?
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And we're back.
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Well, I'm sure that
your egg-droppy thing
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is going to be
the best in the class.
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Hmm. Except for Luke's.
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Really? Our Luke?
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But isn't he, like, a little, like...
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I bet Claire's gonna help him,
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just like she did with
his self-portrait for art class.
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There was life in those eyes.
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It was haunting.
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Tell you what.
I'm gonna nip this in the bud.
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You deserve a fighting chance.
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Hey, I'm calling about that, uh,
egg project the boys are doing.
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Parents aren't supposed
to help out on that, right?
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Why would the parents be helping?
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Why do they cut grapes
for 8-year-olds?
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I figure if you can
eat a chicken finger,
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you can tear your way
through a grape.
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Again, dad?
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Oh, I'm sorry, it just...
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bugs me, is all.
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The point is, I'm not helping,
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and I hope no one else
is helping, either.
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Okay, dad.
Thanks for the heads-up.
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Love you. Bye-bye.
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Well, my dad is doing
Manny's project for him.
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He called to tell you that?
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Oh, no. He called
to tell me that he wasn't,
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which is exactly what
you say when you are,
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but you don't want
anybody to suspect it.
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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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What would you say if you had
issues with your father?
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Claire and Jay
are incredibly competitive.
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Tennis games, card games,
everything.
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Who knows why?
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Claire is the son
that my dad never had.
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I mean, he just wanted someone
to throw a ball in the backyard.
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I did once, but...
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he did not attend.
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Looks like fun.
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It was, but now it's hard.
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Oh, I'm sure you're
gonna do great, buddy...
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- Eee...
- Claire?
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Uh, I am just showing interest
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in our son's project,
which any parent would--
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Think! Think... to do.
Thinking... I am,
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that maybe I should stay here
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in case Luke has any questions.
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Do you think you can
find somebody else
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to help you with your seminar?
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I don't know.
That's a little last-minute.
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You're kind of irreplaceable.
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Well, I mean,
it's just one question,
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and the seminar
isn't for a few hours...
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Shh, shh, shh, shh.
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Hey, Gloria? Quick favor.
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Okay. See you there. Bye-bye.
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What was that?
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Phil.
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He needs help with
a seminar that he's giving.
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Why can't Claire help him?
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- He didn't say.
- I'll tell you why--
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because she's knee-deep
in Luke's egg drop project.
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She said that she
was not going to help.
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That's exactly what
I would say to me
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if I was helping my kid
and didn't want me to know.
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Why would you be talking to you?
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I'm just saying
it's unfair to Manny.
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The kid doesn't
stand a chance on his own.
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I'm tagging in here.
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Jay, he doesn't
need you to baby him.
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I'm just gonna give him a few tips.
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Kid, get yourself a snack.
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Okay, I'll cut him some grapes.
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Damn it!
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Not like that, Jay.
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Like this. Look.
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It just irritates me,
you know what I mean?
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We're meeting with
prospective birth mothers.
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We've had a few
of these meetings,
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and they're very nerve-racking.
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You want to look good,
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you want to make
a good first impression--
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kind of like a first date.
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Actually, it's--it's
the opposite of a first date.
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You don't wanna have sex,
but you do want a baby.
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I have to say,
Lily is adorable,
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and such a good eater.
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Oh, not all the time.
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She just happens
to love my tuna salad.
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Dolphin safe, of course.
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Oh, who cares about that?
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Well, I bet the dolphins do.
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It's okay to eat tuna,
but not dolphin?
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My theory is, a fish is a fish.
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- Mm.
- Well...
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A dolphin's actually
a mammal, so...
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Eh, to-may-to, to-mah-to.
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More like tomato, cow.
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Mitchell, can you help me
with the scones in the kitchen?
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Okay.
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Excuse us.
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Okay, this is not really
about the scones.
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Oh, really? You didn't need
help carrying six scones?
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No, this is about
your need to correct
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everyone's every little mistake.
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I am sorry.
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I thought that she could
use a basic biology lesson.
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Well, let me give you
a basic biology lesson--
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you and I can't make a baby.
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So if she points to a lamp
and calls it "Uncle George,"
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what are you gonna say?
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"Pleased to meet you,
Uncle George."
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Very good.
Now let's get out there,
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smile, nod, and
get ourselves a baby.
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Okay.
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And those are your five keys.
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Now if there are
no more questions...
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Ah, yes, the lovely
home buyer right here
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on the edge of her seat.
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I was wondering...
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I was wondering,
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is there a sixth key?
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As a matter of fact,
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there is.
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We'll work on that.
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It's the key to the new home
you've purchased below market
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thanks to Woosnum,
Keneally, and Dunphy.
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Bravo!
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Fire the confetti cannon,
drop the banner,
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autographs, autographs, autographs,
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and we're done.
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We still have, like, an hour left.
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Can I go shopping?
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No. I-I have vocal exercises to do,
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and I need you to do
a sound check for me.
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Ay, I was hoping we could
go to my hair salon.
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It's nearby. I didn't have time
to finish my hair this morning.
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Really? That just happens?
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Ooh, and I can get my nails done.
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Is it okay?
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Okay. Sure.
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Oh, oh! Could one of you guys
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stick this under a chair
on your way out?
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One of the lucky attendees
is going home
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with a brand-new mouse pad.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait!
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I don't wanna see which chair.
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I wanna be blown away
like everyone else.
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Yes. Now that is feng shui.
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Doesn't that feel better?
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Oh, yes.
This is wonderful for conversation.
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Yes, this is nice.
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It gives the room a nice flow,
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which I'm really liking.
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Sometimes, your furniture
tells you where it wants to be.
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Yeah.
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Do you mind if
I use your restroom?
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Not at all. It's--
it's just down the hall.
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Just be warned--
there's some furniture in there
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that kind of likes where it is!
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Okay, I know it's killing you
to do this whole song and dance,
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but I think it's going great.
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Cam, there's a limit, okay?
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We already promised her
that we would show her son
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all 52 states.
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Oh, wow, you have a keyboard.
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Oh, yes. That's mine.
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You're musical. I love that.
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It's very important to me.
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Oh, well, you're
preaching to the choir.
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Literally. I've sung in several.
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Yeah, we sing to Lily...
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All of the time. Mm.
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I wish I could hear you guys.
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Oh, well, that's very sweet.
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No, now.
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The baby's father is a musician,
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and I would love to know
that he's growing up
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in a musical household.
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- Okay.
- Great.
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Okay. Now we are actually
doing a song and dance.
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Okay, well, look at it this way--
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we're not only adopting a baby,
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we're saving it from a life spent
256
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searching for east Dakota.
257
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Oh, God.
258
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This is actually nice.
259
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This is actually
very nice to lean on.
260
00:09:02,746 --> 00:09:04,046
Ugh!
261
00:09:04,408 --> 00:09:05,094
It broke again.
262
00:09:05,095 --> 00:09:06,059
Mm. Yes, I saw.
263
00:09:06,060 --> 00:09:08,271
We'll just need
to double up on the cotton.
264
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Here, let me save you a step.
265
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Alex!
266
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Knock, knock!
267
00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:17,031
Dad! Hey!
What are you doing here?
268
00:09:17,032 --> 00:09:19,564
Manny needs that
soldering iron I lent to Phil.
269
00:09:19,565 --> 00:09:21,962
One of the screws on his project
keeps coming loose.
270
00:09:21,963 --> 00:09:23,897
Other than that, it's flawless.
271
00:09:23,898 --> 00:09:26,457
Huh. His latest test run,
he dropped it off the roof,
272
00:09:26,458 --> 00:09:29,174
he walked downstairs,
it hadn't landed yet.
273
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I had nothing.
I had to get in Claire's head.
274
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Sometimes the best thing
to do in race to the top...
275
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is grease the pole behind you.
276
00:09:37,323 --> 00:09:38,991
Wow. So Manny's still working?
277
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Luke finished a couple hours ago.
278
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Is that why all these
eggs are on the floor?
279
00:09:42,304 --> 00:09:45,342
Oh, well, you know,
after so many landed safely,
280
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we thought we should test 'em,
281
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make sure we weren't working
with a super strong batch.
282
00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:50,888
Sounds like you knocked it
out of the park.
283
00:09:50,889 --> 00:09:52,835
We did.
284
00:09:52,836 --> 00:09:56,097
Um, so dad, if I find out what
Phil did with that soldering iron,
285
00:09:56,098 --> 00:09:57,689
I'll run it over.
286
00:09:57,690 --> 00:09:59,359
Great. 'Cause, uh,
287
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we're gonna test it
later today at the school.
288
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Fun. Maybe we'll meet you.
289
00:10:04,650 --> 00:10:05,998
We can come anytime, right?
290
00:10:05,999 --> 00:10:08,610
'Cause we don't have a--
a spring problem.
291
00:10:08,892 --> 00:10:09,944
***?
292
00:10:09,945 --> 00:10:11,048
Perfect.
293
00:10:13,756 --> 00:10:15,795
Okay. Bear with us.
We're a little rusty.
294
00:10:15,796 --> 00:10:18,190
Yes, and please put
all cell phones on vibrate.
295
00:10:21,499 --> 00:10:23,923
♪ Don't go breaking my heart ♪
296
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♪ I couldn't if I tried ♪
297
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♪ Honey, if I get restless ♪
298
00:10:30,776 --> 00:10:34,986
♪ Baby, you're not that kind? ♪
299
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♪ Ooh, hoo ♪
300
00:10:37,579 --> 00:10:39,609
♪ Nobody knows it ♪
301
00:10:39,610 --> 00:10:41,508
♪ Nobody knows ♪
302
00:10:41,509 --> 00:10:43,205
♪ When I was down ♪
303
00:10:43,234 --> 00:10:45,070
♪ I was your clown ♪
304
00:10:45,481 --> 00:10:46,388
I really am a clown.
305
00:10:46,389 --> 00:10:48,739
♪ Oh, oh ♪
306
00:10:48,740 --> 00:10:51,671
♪ I gave you my heart ♪
307
00:10:53,199 --> 00:10:55,741
♪ So don't go breaking my heart ♪
308
00:10:56,336 --> 00:10:58,120
♪ I won't go breaking your heart ♪
309
00:10:58,121 --> 00:10:59,563
♪ Don't go breaking my ♪
310
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♪ Don't go breaking my heart ♪
- Yeah, yeah.
311
00:11:04,909 --> 00:11:06,492
- Thank you.
- It was wonderful.
312
00:11:06,493 --> 00:11:07,818
Oh. I'm confused, though.
313
00:11:07,819 --> 00:11:09,321
I thought Cameron was the singer.
314
00:11:09,322 --> 00:11:10,840
Yeah. Oh...
315
00:11:10,991 --> 00:11:12,456
Yes, yes, I am.
316
00:11:12,457 --> 00:11:15,566
Really? Because Mitchell
has such a lovely voice.
317
00:11:15,567 --> 00:11:17,508
Well, I think he was
following my lead.
318
00:11:17,509 --> 00:11:19,346
You know, a good leader
can make all the difference.
319
00:11:19,347 --> 00:11:21,264
Actually, you were a little pitchy.
320
00:11:21,265 --> 00:11:23,501
But it was terrific, really.
321
00:11:23,968 --> 00:11:25,026
Thank you.
322
00:11:25,193 --> 00:11:27,350
Yes. Thank you for your opinion.
323
00:11:30,867 --> 00:11:34,550
Faster! Faster! We're going
to be late to your father.
324
00:11:34,604 --> 00:11:36,902
Why did you have
to do your toes, too?
325
00:11:36,903 --> 00:11:38,960
Well, there's this really
cute boy at school
326
00:11:38,961 --> 00:11:40,362
who's kinda into my feet.
327
00:11:40,363 --> 00:11:42,915
Be careful. That can
get really creepy fast.
328
00:11:44,485 --> 00:11:46,818
Ay. Where is the car?
I parked it here!
329
00:11:46,819 --> 00:11:47,934
It's a tow zone.
330
00:11:47,935 --> 00:11:48,710
Somebody just put that there,
331
00:11:48,711 --> 00:11:50,296
because that wasn't here
when I parked!
332
00:11:50,297 --> 00:11:51,683
It looks pretty old to me.
333
00:11:51,684 --> 00:11:54,089
Haley, don't lie.
That was not here!
334
00:12:05,009 --> 00:12:07,671
Ladies and gentlemen...
335
00:12:07,672 --> 00:12:10,509
Get ready for one of the giants
336
00:12:10,510 --> 00:12:13,252
of residential real estate...
337
00:12:13,746 --> 00:12:15,983
A salesman's salesman...
338
00:12:15,984 --> 00:12:18,196
Where are you guys?
I've been calling you!
339
00:12:18,197 --> 00:12:20,677
A realtor's realtor...
340
00:12:20,678 --> 00:12:23,157
You were supposed to do my intro.
Now I have to.
341
00:12:23,158 --> 00:12:24,620
2-time nonconsecutive winner
342
00:12:24,621 --> 00:12:26,501
of the realtor of the year award...
343
00:12:26,502 --> 00:12:27,878
Just get back here by the end.
344
00:12:27,879 --> 00:12:29,075
Future investors,
345
00:12:29,076 --> 00:12:30,721
stop making excuses!
346
00:12:31,931 --> 00:12:37,093
And start...
making your dreams come true!
347
00:12:37,107 --> 00:12:42,543
Ladies and gentlemen, Phil Dunphy!
348
00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:44,250
Hey!
349
00:12:44,251 --> 00:12:45,667
How are you?
350
00:12:45,837 --> 00:12:48,405
Thanks, Mike. I appreciate it.
351
00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:50,271
Welcome.
352
00:12:50,597 --> 00:12:52,117
Taxi!
353
00:12:52,576 --> 00:12:54,694
You see?
They don't stop because I'm latina.
354
00:12:54,695 --> 00:12:57,427
Or because that
was just a yellow car.
355
00:12:57,995 --> 00:12:59,327
My dad is gonna freak out.
356
00:12:59,328 --> 00:13:01,050
You have to take
the blame for this.
357
00:13:01,051 --> 00:13:02,104
Why me?
358
00:13:02,112 --> 00:13:04,313
Oh, because he'll never
get mad at you.
359
00:13:04,314 --> 00:13:06,243
He totally puts
you on a pedestal.
360
00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:07,089
That's not true.
361
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:08,621
Yeah, it is.
362
00:13:08,687 --> 00:13:10,640
Let me just call the cab company.
363
00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:13,873
Taxi!
364
00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:16,871
It's not rocket science, people,
it's just a little red card.
365
00:13:18,486 --> 00:13:21,813
Okay. I guess nobody
needs a mouse pad.
366
00:13:23,746 --> 00:13:26,731
How's my favorite kid doing?
367
00:13:26,796 --> 00:13:27,975
Favorite?
368
00:13:28,034 --> 00:13:30,288
Yeah, I know, we're not
supposed to have favorites.
369
00:13:30,289 --> 00:13:31,688
But you know what? We do.
370
00:13:31,689 --> 00:13:35,255
And the good news is, it's you.
371
00:13:35,853 --> 00:13:37,198
I'm not giving you my design.
372
00:13:37,199 --> 00:13:39,068
Who said anything about giving?
373
00:13:39,299 --> 00:13:40,594
We can work out an arrangement.
374
00:13:40,595 --> 00:13:41,892
It's cheating.
375
00:13:41,893 --> 00:13:43,709
What do you want? Money?
376
00:13:43,839 --> 00:13:45,537
I got a little something set aside.
377
00:13:46,008 --> 00:13:48,737
Okay. I shouldn't even be
giving you this hint, but...
378
00:13:48,738 --> 00:13:51,686
first get a mirror.
379
00:13:51,722 --> 00:13:52,775
A mirror?
380
00:13:53,013 --> 00:13:53,984
Then you're gonna look in it,
381
00:13:53,985 --> 00:13:55,200
and you're gonna see
a crazy woman.
382
00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:56,862
She needs your help.
383
00:13:57,817 --> 00:14:00,627
You know, I made
the egg that made you,
384
00:14:00,628 --> 00:14:02,106
that made that project,
385
00:14:02,107 --> 00:14:04,749
so in a lot of ways,
that design is already mine!
386
00:14:06,832 --> 00:14:08,834
Oh, you're fine.
387
00:14:09,284 --> 00:14:15,201
Are you sure that
there are no more questions?
388
00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:16,638
- No more questions?
- Yes!
389
00:14:16,639 --> 00:14:20,460
If we could just get that over
to the mustachioed gentleman.
390
00:14:21,829 --> 00:14:22,591
Yes, I was--
391
00:14:22,592 --> 00:14:24,727
Oh, hey, I think we're
all tired of that sound.
392
00:14:24,728 --> 00:14:25,827
Let me just come to you.
393
00:14:25,828 --> 00:14:27,061
I bet I know what your question is.
394
00:14:27,062 --> 00:14:28,389
You're probably wondering
395
00:14:28,390 --> 00:14:30,646
if there's sixth key.
396
00:14:30,647 --> 00:14:31,549
No, I was wondering about--
397
00:14:31,550 --> 00:14:35,781
I was wondering
about accelerated escrow.
398
00:14:35,782 --> 00:14:37,074
If it works for both parties,
399
00:14:37,075 --> 00:14:38,901
it's a great way
to expedite the deal.
400
00:14:38,902 --> 00:14:40,644
But back to your first question
401
00:14:40,645 --> 00:14:43,414
about this mysterious sixth key.
402
00:14:43,415 --> 00:14:45,528
- I didn't say anything--
- The sixth key is the key
403
00:14:45,529 --> 00:14:48,605
to the new home that
you purchased below market
404
00:14:48,606 --> 00:14:52,643
using the simple principles
that you learned here today...
405
00:14:52,644 --> 00:14:54,325
But not so simple
that you don't still need
406
00:14:54,326 --> 00:14:58,215
the professional services
of Woosnum, Keneally...
407
00:14:59,722 --> 00:15:01,037
and Dunphy!
408
00:15:04,341 --> 00:15:05,640
Thank you for coming.
409
00:15:08,143 --> 00:15:09,305
Son of a--
410
00:15:16,009 --> 00:15:18,596
So, is there anything
you want to know about us?
411
00:15:18,753 --> 00:15:20,018
I don't think so.
412
00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:22,842
In fact I don't think I need
to interview any more people.
413
00:15:22,843 --> 00:15:24,927
You guys are perfect.
414
00:15:25,609 --> 00:15:27,437
Are you saying what
I think you're saying?
415
00:15:27,438 --> 00:15:30,431
Well, I'm not supposed to say
anything to you directly,
416
00:15:30,432 --> 00:15:34,184
but I think you guys should be
expecting good news.
417
00:15:34,185 --> 00:15:36,328
Aah! Oh, gosh!
418
00:15:36,537 --> 00:15:38,015
Oh, I know, I know,
you're not saying anything!
419
00:15:38,016 --> 00:15:40,952
But what you're not
saying is wonderful!
420
00:15:40,953 --> 00:15:43,129
Um, all right. I'm gonna get
some sparkling cider?
421
00:15:43,130 --> 00:15:44,369
- Yes, yes.
- Okay, okay.
422
00:15:44,370 --> 00:15:46,236
It wouldn't be a celebration
without cider
423
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:48,284
or a celebratory song.
424
00:15:48,285 --> 00:15:50,839
But this time, I want you
to sit right here.
425
00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:51,747
So have a seat here.
426
00:15:51,748 --> 00:15:55,406
Let's just get this mop
out of the way there.
427
00:16:00,892 --> 00:16:03,390
♪ If you leave me now ♪
428
00:16:03,517 --> 00:16:08,508
♪ You'll take away
the biggest part of me ♪
429
00:16:10,039 --> 00:16:15,343
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, no,
baby, please don't go ♪
430
00:16:15,927 --> 00:16:22,069
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh,
no, I just want you to stay ♪
431
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,994
Yes, she was upset,
but on a positive note,
432
00:16:28,995 --> 00:16:32,399
what I take from
this experience is, I can sing.
433
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,654
Uh, what we didn't take away
from the experience is a baby,
434
00:16:34,655 --> 00:16:36,808
because she decided to keep it.
435
00:16:40,638 --> 00:16:43,469
Ay. No.
Did we missed everything?
436
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,967
Yeah. They cleared out
of here pretty fast.
437
00:16:45,968 --> 00:16:46,855
Bummer.
438
00:16:46,856 --> 00:16:47,998
More than a bummer, Haley.
439
00:16:47,999 --> 00:16:50,035
This was really important to me,
and you blew it.
440
00:16:50,036 --> 00:16:51,331
Ay, no, Phil, it was my fault.
441
00:16:51,332 --> 00:16:52,982
It was not her fault.
442
00:16:53,270 --> 00:16:54,824
Okay. What's done is done.
443
00:16:54,825 --> 00:16:57,056
Can you take the brochures
out to the car?
444
00:16:57,359 --> 00:16:58,882
Wow. It's still full.
445
00:16:58,883 --> 00:17:00,226
Yeah, it is.
446
00:17:00,456 --> 00:17:02,402
So it was not very good?
447
00:17:02,403 --> 00:17:04,365
Um... no.
448
00:17:04,974 --> 00:17:06,287
I kind of need to sweep here.
449
00:17:06,288 --> 00:17:09,572
Okay.
But-- but I'm so sorry, Phil.
450
00:17:09,632 --> 00:17:10,599
It's okay.
451
00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:12,009
No, it's not okay.
452
00:17:12,010 --> 00:17:15,129
We came late and we ruined
your whole presentation.
453
00:17:15,130 --> 00:17:16,220
These things happen.
454
00:17:16,221 --> 00:17:18,312
Yeah, it happens and
people get angry.
455
00:17:18,313 --> 00:17:19,698
Gloria, it's fine.
456
00:17:19,699 --> 00:17:20,585
No, it's not fine!
457
00:17:20,586 --> 00:17:21,916
I'm trying to have
a real conversation,
458
00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:24,476
and all you do is
put me on a pedestal!
459
00:17:27,305 --> 00:17:28,958
Wait a minute.
You're mad at me?
460
00:17:28,959 --> 00:17:30,855
Yes, because
that's not how family's
461
00:17:30,856 --> 00:17:32,462
supposed to treat each other!
462
00:17:32,463 --> 00:17:34,097
You know how family's
supposed to treat each other?
463
00:17:34,098 --> 00:17:36,499
They're supposed to actually
think about each other!
464
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:37,688
I asked you to do one thing...
465
00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:39,365
and you were too selfish
and irresponsible
466
00:17:39,366 --> 00:17:41,406
to come through for me
on a day that, believe it or not,
467
00:17:41,407 --> 00:17:43,254
was really important to me!
468
00:17:44,338 --> 00:17:47,009
Oh, my God.
You're crying. I'm so sorry.
469
00:17:47,010 --> 00:17:49,347
No! That's what I want!
470
00:17:49,348 --> 00:17:52,532
You yell at me
because you love me!
471
00:17:52,533 --> 00:17:54,326
Well, you made me mad.
472
00:17:54,327 --> 00:17:55,549
And you should be.
473
00:17:55,550 --> 00:17:57,365
Well, I'm not anymore.
474
00:17:57,366 --> 00:17:59,680
- Don't treat me like that, Phil.
- Because now I'm furious!
475
00:17:59,681 --> 00:18:02,564
Ay, mi familia! Si.
476
00:18:02,565 --> 00:18:04,451
Oh, how do you do that?
477
00:18:04,452 --> 00:18:05,769
It makes me so...
478
00:18:06,296 --> 00:18:07,358
Mad.
479
00:18:09,447 --> 00:18:10,731
That's a pretty nice
piece of handiwork
480
00:18:10,732 --> 00:18:12,803
- for a 13-year-old.
- Yeah, Luke did pretty good, too,
481
00:18:12,804 --> 00:18:14,980
for a kid who still needs help
getting out of his backpack.
482
00:18:14,981 --> 00:18:17,156
- Still your grandson.
- Felt bad when I said it.
483
00:18:17,157 --> 00:18:17,950
Okay, let's do this.
484
00:18:17,951 --> 00:18:19,362
Watch out, kids!
They're coming down!
485
00:18:19,363 --> 00:18:21,291
One, two, three.
486
00:18:23,774 --> 00:18:24,903
How'd we do?
487
00:18:25,918 --> 00:18:27,281
Both eggs are okay.
488
00:18:27,282 --> 00:18:28,540
Great. So we both win.
489
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:29,514
Unacceptable.
490
00:18:29,515 --> 00:18:30,397
We're going up another level.
491
00:18:30,398 --> 00:18:31,868
Absolutely.
Come on. Third floor.
492
00:18:31,869 --> 00:18:33,180
Meet us there, Alex.
Let's go.
493
00:18:33,181 --> 00:18:33,903
Wait.
494
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:35,242
You don't have to do this.
495
00:18:35,243 --> 00:18:37,098
The assignment was
for a 1-story drop.
496
00:18:37,099 --> 00:18:38,139
We both get A's.
497
00:18:38,140 --> 00:18:39,379
We're doing this.
498
00:18:41,611 --> 00:18:42,833
I don't like this.
499
00:18:42,854 --> 00:18:44,177
The two of them talking up there--
500
00:18:44,178 --> 00:18:45,692
they're gonna figure out
what we did.
501
00:18:45,693 --> 00:18:47,223
We did what we had to.
502
00:18:47,224 --> 00:18:48,604
We're gonna get caught.
503
00:18:49,708 --> 00:18:50,565
Look at them down there.
504
00:18:50,566 --> 00:18:52,164
They're not even paying attention.
505
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,712
This is the best part.
506
00:18:54,061 --> 00:18:56,079
Actually, Manny
looks kind of upset.
507
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:58,387
Why would he be?
He's about to kick Luke's butt.
508
00:18:58,388 --> 00:18:59,258
Oh, knock it off.
509
00:18:59,259 --> 00:19:00,928
Luke and Manny had
as much to do with this project
510
00:19:00,929 --> 00:19:03,043
as they did with
the Manhattan project.
511
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,242
You think that's what's going on?
512
00:19:05,243 --> 00:19:07,170
They're upset because
we took over for them?
513
00:19:07,171 --> 00:19:08,120
Maybe.
514
00:19:08,121 --> 00:19:10,180
They were supposed to--
to learn from this,
515
00:19:10,181 --> 00:19:12,534
and-- and we ruined it.
516
00:19:12,535 --> 00:19:13,920
- We should go talk to them.
- Yeah.
517
00:19:18,674 --> 00:19:19,871
Boys, we need to talk.
518
00:19:19,872 --> 00:19:21,480
Oh, God. Oh, God.
519
00:19:21,481 --> 00:19:22,586
Just stay frosty.
520
00:19:22,587 --> 00:19:25,544
So, uh, we realized
a couple things up there,
521
00:19:25,545 --> 00:19:27,355
and I think apologies are in order.
522
00:19:27,356 --> 00:19:28,959
OK, we admit it.
523
00:19:29,115 --> 00:19:31,623
We tricked you into
doing our projects for us.
524
00:19:31,863 --> 00:19:32,391
What?
525
00:19:32,392 --> 00:19:34,763
This is the first
I'm hearing of this.
526
00:19:34,772 --> 00:19:35,896
We knew you'd do all the work
527
00:19:35,897 --> 00:19:38,001
if you thought you were
competing with each other.
528
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:39,994
So I told you I thought
Claire was helping Luke,
529
00:19:39,995 --> 00:19:41,035
and then you called Claire...
530
00:19:41,036 --> 00:19:42,284
Which got me involved, and...
531
00:19:42,285 --> 00:19:43,834
All right.
Here's what's gonna happen--
532
00:19:44,062 --> 00:19:46,271
you're gonna get in the car,
we're gonna drive home,
533
00:19:46,356 --> 00:19:49,274
- and you're each gonna do
your own projects. - Mm-hmm.
534
00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:50,356
Fine.
535
00:19:51,204 --> 00:19:53,565
- Hmm.
- Hmm.
536
00:19:53,566 --> 00:19:56,289
You know, this is your fault.
537
00:19:56,290 --> 00:19:56,823
What?
538
00:19:56,824 --> 00:19:59,355
The way we compete
with each other it's-- is sick.
539
00:19:59,356 --> 00:20:00,920
It's so sick, two 13-year-olds
540
00:20:00,921 --> 00:20:01,950
know how to take advantage of us.
541
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:04,625
And you know what?
You made me this way.
542
00:20:04,626 --> 00:20:05,871
How do you figure that?
543
00:20:06,475 --> 00:20:08,275
Dad! You pushed me into sports.
544
00:20:08,276 --> 00:20:09,932
You never let me win.
You know, that stuff--
545
00:20:09,933 --> 00:20:11,490
it does something to a girl.
546
00:20:11,491 --> 00:20:14,205
For your information,
you came out of the womb like that.
547
00:20:14,206 --> 00:20:16,380
I'm not entirely sure
there wasn't a twin in there
548
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:17,659
you bumped off.
549
00:20:17,712 --> 00:20:20,492
If you saw that in me,
why didn't you discourage it?
550
00:20:20,493 --> 00:20:22,622
Why would I discourage
something that I love?
551
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:24,832
Really?
552
00:20:24,887 --> 00:20:25,877
You kidding?
553
00:20:25,878 --> 00:20:27,178
You're a fighter.
554
00:20:27,215 --> 00:20:29,853
The thing I love about you
is you never give up.
555
00:20:31,056 --> 00:20:34,599
Dad.
556
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,938
Even though I clearly designed
a superior egg container.
557
00:20:36,939 --> 00:20:38,170
Out of your mind, old man.
558
00:20:38,171 --> 00:20:39,516
Only one way to find out.
559
00:20:43,563 --> 00:20:44,143
Give up.
560
00:20:44,144 --> 00:20:45,911
You're all just
playing for second.
561
00:20:48,684 --> 00:20:50,067
There's something wrong
with that one.
562
00:20:53,977 --> 00:20:55,172
I'm not wrong.
563
00:20:55,173 --> 00:20:57,149
Mum can be crazy, right?
564
00:20:57,150 --> 00:20:58,632
Hello?
565
00:20:59,343 --> 00:21:00,720
Thank you.
566
00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:04,568
At the same time, I feel guilty
when I get mad at her.
567
00:21:04,569 --> 00:21:06,218
I don't think that's weird.
568
00:21:06,219 --> 00:21:08,980
Just really proud of my project.
I don't wanna share it.
569
00:21:08,981 --> 00:21:10,864
Everybody has their own thing.
570
00:21:11,453 --> 00:21:12,969
Thanks, Haley.
571
00:21:12,990 --> 00:21:14,341
I know I may sound dorky,
572
00:21:14,342 --> 00:21:17,572
but this late-night conversations
really mean a lot to me.
573
00:21:17,780 --> 00:21:19,059
They're the only time
that I feel like I...
574
00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:21,365
OK, Corey, just one picture.
575
00:21:21,366 --> 00:21:22,484
Hold on.
576
00:21:23,510 --> 00:21:26,263
Ugh, my feet look fat
from this angle.
577
00:21:26,388 --> 00:21:27,997
Hey, Alex, wake up.
578
00:21:27,998 --> 00:21:30,248
I need you to take
a picture of my feet.
579
00:21:31,998 --> 00:21:37,498
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