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Love, I thought, is stronger than death

or the fear of death. - Ivan Turgenev

Life is full of choices.

Turn right? Left?

Stop? Go forward?

Those choices could change your life easily, but permanently.

When did my life change completely?

The moment I killed someone for the first time?

No...

My life changed forever

the moment I met her.

Life just changed that moment...

or it was just meant to be.

Anyway, I met her and the result was...

I killed 4 guys.

And I'm going to kill one more...

for her.

Her name is Sheela.

It all started when I met her.

To be exact, when I met her again.

It all started 17 hours and 32 minutes ago.

This is the story of Sheela and me.

At the bottom of the sea,

deeper than 200 meters from sea level, the sun's light doesn't reach.

It's a world of perpetual night.

The creatures that live there

created the first light

by illuminating their own bodies.

It's like you are the only light in this world.

That's why I was able to find you

Right.

Using the light, they are able to bait other fish,

and locate others of the same species.

But,

the fear of being discovered by enemies also increases.

At the bottom of the sea, you must risk the dangers to find what you seek.

We've finally met after a year, and you're only going to talk about fish?

Actually, it's been 342 days...

To become someone special,

you have to listen to uninteresting stories.

I'll always listen to whatever you have to say.

We were a superb couple, weren't we?

We only spent 3 days together.

The depth of love can't be measured by time.

Oh really. We share a joined fate.

Whichever side is lacking, won't survive.

That's such a selfish theory. Not a theory.

But truth.

I was dying to see you.

Do you remember that guy you messed with?

What the hell are they doing in a place like this.

- Wait-...ow! - You're coming home.

- Stop it. - You look like a prostitute.

It's none of your business.

Hurry up and come with me!

Let me go!

Let me go!

That guy... he was my big brother.

He shouldn't haven't messed with my girl.

He came just to get me back.

Well...too bad.

You're...

so bad. - Then why did you contact me?

You wanted to meet me, right?

In a man's life, there is a turning point

like you see in a marathon.

Everyone has their own turning point.

We call it Chrysalis Day.

Chrysalis Day?

A butterfly's pupa state.

Chrysalis Day is the day a person bursts out of their chrysalis.

It's Fate's Day.

From the instant they're born, their Chrysalis Day is pre-determined.

The rest of your life depends on how you spend Chrysalis day.

If you make it, then the rest of your life is like the color of roses.

With the grace of a butterfly, you can flap your wings toward anywhere...

but, if you mess up,

the rest of your life is worth shit.

Is that so. Then, when is your Chrysalis Day?

Using a formula of birth date and personality traits,

the day can be worked out.

According to the formula, my Chrysalis Day happens to be tomorrow.

It'll start in 50 minutes.

Your birthday is the same as mine, that's why I chose you.

I want to go through Chrysalis Day with a man like you.

That's cool!

Alright then,

we'll make a rosy life together.

Some guy was following me for about 4 months.

When I opened the door,

he was there.

The stalker.

He forced his way into the room,

so I decked him with it.

Decked him?

Yeah, there was a strange sound.

Did he die?

No, he's still inside.

Finish him.

And we'll be accomplices.

Together, we can overcome Chrysalis Day.

I got the story.

Are you afraid?

I would do anything to make you happy.

Let's take on Chrysalis Day together.

What does that mean?

What's going on?

Where's the money?

Who the hell are you guys?

Where did you all ooze out of? What about money?

- Where- is- the- money? - Hey!

Don't mess with my girl.

Search it.

Yes, sir!

Who the hell are you guys?!

Don't ignore me!

Someone tell me what the fuck is going on!

What's your connection with the girl?

What are you doing here?- Don't answer a question with a question...old man.

Who do you think you're talking to, dick head!

Mario.

I'm not some old man.

I'm Yakuza.

The dead guy is a cop. This girl is our Boss's girl.

The cop and this girl, together, stole our clan's money.

$3,032,500 and 8 cents to be exact.

And what's your part in this?

$3,032,500

and 8 cents...

Yakuza?

Cop...

DEAD COP!

Boss' girl...

What the...?

I've had enough, Sheela.

The human skull shatters into pieces like glass,

with the power of a hollow point bullet.

Go ahead, shoot.

But I think you'll be in big trouble.

- No.2! Don't do it! - Please stop.No.2.

No, it's alright!

You're right. Minoru.

Yes, sir!

Shoot the girl.

Yes, sir! What?! Me?

Yeah, you. You shoot the girl. I shoot you.

That way, Boss will understand.

Boss needs me,

so I can't die yet. - Yeah, you should do it.

N-n-n-n-no. There's something strange about this.

You're a yakuza peon, you should die for the clan!

Please wait! No.2! Please listen to us.

I can't let my big bro Minoru do such a thing. - Yes!

Let us little brothers take care of this business.

Shoot her. Then we shoot each other. Ok, Kassar?

It's my life, but it isn't... It belongs to No.2.

- So die! - This is the last chance, Sheela!

Where's the $3,032,500 and 8 cents.

I don't know.

I gave it to him. It was all his plan.

You!

- Son of a bitch! - Me?

Hey!

I knew it was you.

It's you.

Quite the actor, huh?

Amen.

You've been unmasked. You almost fooled me.

It's obvious she's the liar! Hey, Sheela! Tell the truth.

Then why did you try to kill that cop?

Crap, that's hard to explain...

I've had enough. Take the girl to Boss. - Yes, sir!

Get going ugly!

Let's hear your long explanation.

Wait! I'm not involved.

Not at all!

Let's get going.

Bastard, show me your face....

Hello!

I'm...

"Father."

This is purgatory.

Making you tell me the truth... is my job.

And over there... is "Sister."

Depending on your request... we can be swapped.

- I'll take "Sister" - Shaddap!

- By the way, do you like movies? - Yeah.

Movies are great, huh?

I love movies.

So,

everything about my work has

a connection to movies... even torture.

- Torture related to movies? - That's right.

Let's see, how about... something like "Marathon Man"?

No, thank you.

I see.

Then tell me what you want.

"Rambo 2"? "Sharkey's Machine"?

"Nico"? "The Serpent and the Rainbow"? That must hurt! - No,thank you.

I see.

To choose their own destiny...

everyone needs strong courage.

For whom...

without strong courage...

Here it is.

Choose

your

destiny.

Alright, third from the right...

No.

Third from my right, not yours.

You really like movies, eh?

It's "Lethal Weapon".

Everyone! It's "Lethal Weapon"!!!

What the hell?

How embarrassing...

The ears hurt.

Electric shock..

The teeth hurt. Unbelievable!

Excuse me, "Father". Everything is ready. - Okey dokey.

Here you are, "Father".

Ok. Thank you. What was...

I going to ask him?

- The location of the money, "Father". - Oh yes.

Where is the money?

I don't know. If you want money, go to the bank. - Oh really?

Here...

You remember now?

I almost remembered,

but the shock made me forget it.

Isn't this exciting.

So, how about that? Here...

Just kidding. One side didn't touch.

But now!

Boss.

I've brought her.

Dismissed.

- Yes, sir! - Yes, sir!

Good doggie.

Dogs are obedient animals.

Since ancient times, they've been the perfect partners to humans.

If we feed them, give them affection, they won't ever betray us.

It's a perfect relationship.

Dogs bite because of a reason.

So, please tell me, Sheela,

Why?

What's wrong with me?

My love wasn't enough?

That can't be possible.

I know...

you can't live without this.

I'm tired of "Lethal Weapon".

- Well, let's do "Marathon man." - Yes, sir!

Hey, you fallen asleep!?

Wake up!

Listen up. To Live or to die.

It's all whether the door to your memory

opens up or not at the right moment.

Door to memory?

That's right.

All the things you have seen, heard, and done in your life.

The key to your survival...

is opening the door to your memory.

And grasping the information that will save your life.

This is it.

Information, eh?

Yeah.

The person who controls information, controls society.

Today's information is how to shoot a gun.

So,

you probably think a gun is a projectile weapon.

But it's not,

when the target is human.

And when guns are pointed at humans, they get panicked.

They act wildly and become difficult to hit.

So, think of guns not as projectile weapons.

But like they're daggers. You don't shoot, you stab with them

Hit your opponent,

stick the gun into them and shoot. You won't miss.

Get it?

You can't go stab-shooting everyone.

That's the point.

Your enemy isn't always alone.

You have to aim and shoot enemies at a distance.

Okay?

Shooting a Beretta cocked sideways is shit!

Dumbass!

Watching too many Hong Kong movies.

Beginners like you have to properly hold with both hands and take steady aim.

Try it.

Get up.

Lower your hips.

Fire!

Behave yourself, fool!

Where's Sheela?

I don't know.

It's time for confession, "Father".

I gave you everything you've desired.

I gave you every pleasure in the world.

And you say it's not enough?

What do you generally want.

Do you intend to play games?

Alright, you wanna start all over again?

If you want it,

then I'll once again train you from the beginning.

Do you know the ultimate difference between men and women?

It's not a physical or a mental difference.

Not even the sexual organs of their bodies.

It's the permissible range of pleasure. That's what's ultimately different.

Women will not be satisfied,

no matter

how much pleasure they get.

Sheela,

you're quite the stereotypical woman, huh?

You're really screwed up.

But you're the one who screwed me up.

Don't fuck with my girl.

- Show me your face. - Don't look back.

Hey, what's so good about that little shit? Is he that cool?

Do you think he could show you unknown worlds,

the galaxy like I could?

Shut up! Asshole.

- Get in! - No way, this car looks like a gang car.

Just get in!

Come on!

No, this car looks like a Yakuza car. I will never get in.

Don't be picky in a situation like this.

No means no!

How about that one?

Boss!

- Follow them! - Yes, sir!

- No, kill them! - Kill! Kill! Kill!

- No! Call the doctor first. - Kill the doctor first!

- Wait a sec! Don't kill the doctor! - Yes, sir!

Boss!

What the hell's going on?

Thanks for helping me. I knew you're the man.

What was all that about me planning everything?

- ...I'm sorry. - You tricked me.

I had to say that...

...or he would've gotten us killed. Look, we're still alive.

You dragged me into this trouble, so stop your bullshit!

That's why I said I'm sorry. Damn you're persistent! Stop talking about the past.

- We have big problems ahead of us. - You're so screwed up.

But you love me.

Kill him! What the fuck are you guys waiting for?

Boss, please calm down.

This is bad. Your dick's been shot off.

You must go to the hospital ASAP and have surgery.

No! Do it here!

But...

Operate here! Fix it like it was!

You always talk nonsense.

Come to me. Come to me and take my call.

Big Boss... I'm sorry, I'm contacting you that late.

Don't you have something else to say?

Well,

my dick's been trashed, my girl has been kidnapped. I've got enough difficulties here.

We still haven't found the stolen money but,

we're looking for it, so just hang on a bit.

I don't wanna hear your bullshit.

No, I don't want it.

Just tell me when you get the money back.

The stolen money is your problem. Not mine.

People go through life each bearing problems. Do it!

Get the money ready by tomorrow. Understand?

No, I don't want prunes! Fuck!

Fuck you!

Ahh!

It's your fault you bastard! Hey! Carps are dead!

The carp's price is added to the money. Did you hear me?

Idiot!

Have the money ready tomorrow!

If you don't, you're gonna be sinking in the Tokyo Bay.

But not just you,

your whole family, too!

Boss...

Get the money back by tomorrow...

Yes, sir.

What the fuck are you doing? How's my dick?

We need to graft an artificial penis.

We should go to the hospital...

What artificial penis!

If it's torn off, put it back together.

Hey! Bastards, find my dick!

- Search for Boss' dick! - Yes, sir!

What?

Noooooooooooooo!

Shit! I am pissed. I won't forgive them!

They are gonna pay for this. Goddammit!

Thank god...

I got a good idea.

I got a good idea. It's me. I was tricked by a girl. Come here ASAP!

Freeze!

Freeze!

Police!

I am a cop too!

Bastard! What's with this "Police!" stuff!

- I'm sorry! - Stop the crap!

- I am sorry. - Stop kidding around!

- Are you ok? - Yeah, who's this idiot?

This is our...

- Suspect! You must be a suspect! - No, I told you I'm a cop...

Oh, ok

I'm new. Pleased to meet you!

Hey jerk! Don't point the gun at me. That's damn dangerous!

Sorry.

They got the girl and the money.

The Kurogane clan?

Yeah.

I got smacked in the back of the head.

Can you check if it hasn't been caved in?

What're you talkin' about. It's not caved in or anything like... - How is it?

It's... It's fine.

- Really? Something really hurts. - It's just fine.

No, it's perfectly fine.

How is it?

- No problem. - Oh, probably my imagination. That's it.

You ok?

No, I tricked the girl but she tricked me back.

They are a very dangerous clan.

They'll kill you.

They already did.

You were killed! I thought so...

- What do you mean, "I thought so." - Nothing!

They think I'm dead. We'll use that.

You guys go.

Without a warrant?

You've never had a warrant before.

Without an appointment, we'll kick their ass!! - Yeah!

Ok, the bleeding stopped and the suture finished..

Do you prefer young men?

Is that what it is? Is youth everything?

Your sex is like that too!?

You too?

- Boss! - Boss, calm down!

Boss! Boss!

Calm down.

- Bring him to me alive... - Yes, sir.

I'll take his dick.

I'll amputate Sheela's favorite boy's dick and transplant it onto my crotch.

I'll adopt his dick.

Isn't it a great idea?

There's only 2 cases of a successful penis transplant.

In Italy and India.

Two successful cases is enough.

Ok, let's try it.

But we must begin the surgery

within 7 hours.

- 7 hours? - That's not enough.

- Ok, 8 hours. - ...Ok? 8 hours? That easy?

8 hours...

Anyway, I have to go Google it.

I'll look up "penis transplants".

Let's go.

Isn't that attempted murder?

- We're cops, it's ok. - Cops are allowed to do anything?

Yeah. Cops can do anything. You didn't know that?

"Don't think. Feel!"

Cops take or get taken.

Your instinct to fight is important.

- Tag me. Your turn. - Me?

High five.

I'll leave it to you. It's a big chance for a promotion. - Yes, sir!

Freeze!

Keep trying! Go for it!

Boss, how does it feel to lose your dick?

- What the fuck are you saying!? - What?

Oh no, you want to become a woman, huh?

- It's got nothing to do with you! - Uh, nothing?

Wha? Anything?

- But you're a hardcore gay, right? - Yeah, I'm a hardcore gay.

- Listen up. - Ok.

When hardcore gays or men lose their dicks,

they're neither men nor women! - Hey!

Right now, Boss is dealing...

with the pain of his heart

and his crotch.

I'm sorry...

I'm sorry, Boss.

It's your fault.

I'm sorry.

- But you asked Boss a weird question.. - I'm interested...

very interested... cause I'm...

Don't move!

I said don't move!

Who the fuck.

Police.

Got a search warrant?

Warrant?

A warrant?

- Look who's talking, cop killer! - Hey!

Without a warrant, it's illegal to enter.

Oh, is that so. Whatcha gonna do about it?

Kill me too?

Stop it!

You have guts.

It's a shame you're a cop.

You must be the Boss.

Cop salaries are nothing to speak of, right?

Are you interested in big money?

Yeah. I'm interested.

That cop stole money from my clan.

That's why we killed him.

His partners escaped with the money.

I want you to find them.

$100.000,00

...I like that...

Deal.

You're a terrific Boss. You have a great capacity of understanding.

You gotta picture of the people you want me to find?

Picture? Wait a sec.

No. 2!

- Boss... - Which ones the best...

Sorry...

This one?

- Excuse me, that image... - What did you say?

...that clan image...

What's "image"? Say it Japanese, in Japanese.

- Symbol? - Symbol, symbol, symbol.

That's not it.

Hey, John Lennon.

In IMAGINE, he sings "Imagine all the people" right?

Imagine, imagine, imagine.

Imagine, huh? Do you say this is an imagined picture?!

No, of course not.

This is real! Shut your fuckin' mouth!

Here you go.

This girl is Sheela.

She ran off with some young punk.

- Picture? - We don't have one!

- His name? - Who knows?!

That makes it difficult.

Even I haven't seen his face...

Hey, draw his portrait.

You guys

are really good artists...

Thank you, sir.

What's this?

It's mine. I thought one of a back angle would be good.

It's not good, idiot!

Settle down.

Which one resembles

him more?

I think...this one.

- Yes! - Why not mine!

The deposit?

Your life.

Damn you're cool.

Move.

Thanks for your time.

How long are you gonna sleep.

What's this? A dream?

How long have I been dreaming?

It's a murder!

He's dead!

All you have to do is shoot him.

You're gonna be in trouble.

No, we've come to an understanding.

Beautiful! Look, it's the ocean!

You're really optimistic. Right now, we're in some deep shit.

But the ocean's so beautiful. You should look, too.

- I'm driving. - So, stop.

Have you gone nuts?

I've already gone crazy.

Because I'm with a guy like you.

You're right.

Boss.

Why are you using that cop?

Don't you trust me?

What's up guys! You called, Boss?

Hey. What happened, Boss?

Is your tool ok?

Hey. Who the hell called you?

The Boss.

You're all talk, No.2.

I heard some guy stole the girl, money, and ran away.

No.2, you shouldn't be in this business.

You're dead.

Did you come to settle things with me?

Stop it.

All of you, no blood bath in this room.

Hey.

Let's see...

this will be the next one.

One guy, one girl...

Ha, just two?

Aaah, that guy is me.

This girl and...

...the young guy ran off together. Bring them.

Don't start useless arguments.

Don't forget to keep an eye on the mad dogs.

Stop it!

You think too much and worry too much.

That's the limit of your capacity.

We'll take care of this,

so why don't you go play with your balls,

No 2.

Let's go.

Nice shot!

- Nice Shot! - Thanks!

Nice balls!

Hey! That's gross! Faggot!

- What's with you? - It's got nothing to do with you, right?

- Big brother, your turn. - What did you just say?

- Your turn, big sis! - Yes.

I don't know...what is Boss thinking?

He doesn't know how hard we work for the clan.

It's no good. My step just won't work. Is this longer than before?

Of course not.

Gutter. Gutter.

Your form is no good.

Listen. It's not just about bowling.

Little victories are connected to bigger victories.

That's right!

Your words are poetry. No. 2, will you teach me how to win?

Your problem is your leg. Don't walk like a sissy.

Walk like a man. Real men like yakuza.

Go!

CALL ME - You suck.

Die!

Over here, over here.

How'd it go?

Oooh, look at sleepy head.

Go back to sleep.

What a mess.

Welcome!

Welcome!

Welcome!

May I take your order?

Come here!

- What are you doing? - We're

cops.

Yes...may I take your order?

Let's see,

- Morning Pizza Meal. - One Morning Pizza Meal.

- Ice Ole, no syrup. - Yes, sir.

- You? Sir? - I'll have the same.

Ok, two then. Yes, would you like the Ice Ole after the meal?

- Please stop... - I'm a cop. - Yes, sir.

Would you like your Ice Ole after the meal?

- Bring it first. - First. Yes, sir.

Is all this together?

- Oh, wait a minute. I'll pay. - Yes, sir.

Keep the change.

Yeah, thanks.

- I need the receipt. - Yes, sir. Please wait a moment.

Wait, wait, wait!

Wait. One more thing, don't wake him up, he's dead tired.

- Yes, Sir. Is he alright? - He's fine. We're cops.

Yes, sir.

Come here!

It feels great.

Come on.

Nothing scares you.

It's as if you were a kid.

I'm scared,

but you're with me. By myself, I would be terrified.

That's rare for you to say.

Believing you makes me suffer.

I'm sorry.

I'm no one.

When I feel some things are going well, it always turns bad.

That's my life.

But, when I'm with you-good things, bad things-

I don't care about them.

Only you can make me feel that way.

There are countless women on this planet.

There's only you.

On this planet, in all 5 continents, there isn't a woman like you.

You're my 6th continent.

My only frontier.

Stop it!

That's embarrassing!

It turns me on.

Don't you want anything else other than me?

Other than you...

there are...

a lot of things!

After you, I want a convertible pink Cadillac.

Then I can go on a trip with you. It'll be a great trip.

If you wish for it, it'll come true.

Like the moment I met you again.

I wish I could become luminescent like a deep sea fish.

Yeah.

Dreams come true only with a risk.

That asshole! I'll kill him.

Bring me dessert.

You know, Ami. Just a sec, I'm Yumi

Oh, that's right.

Who am I?

Ay...Yu...Yumi?

- Ami? - Yumi!

Yumi, okay.

So...how about it..

I'm serious about you.

Wha-what?

- Please... - Wait.

- This isn't the first time, right? - Wa-wa-wa-wait a sec!

One guy, one girl.

Stop it.

- What are you looking at? - Stop it.

- What the fuck are you guys lookin' at! - A couple!

Why did you shoot her?

It's the girl in the picture.

She's totally different.

That's not her.

Doesn't have to be exactly the same person.

That's right.

But it's a completely different person.

It's the magic of the booth pic.

One guy and one girl... so I thought...

That's what couples are, right?

In the first place, who told you to kill her?

Weren't we ordered to kill?

Really?

We just received a picture that's all.

That means to kill, right? I mean, we are assassins.

What can we do besides killing?

Excuse me? Excuse me?

- Hey, what are you guys doing? - Shut up.

You are the one I can count on.

Isn't it better to call Boss and make sure?

- Make sure of what? - Make sure of our mission.

Questions like that, make me look like a stooge.

Hey, look over there.

Look, they're in trouble.

- Look at that couple over there. - What?

- Let's help them. - No way.

Why? Aren't you strong?

Yeah,

but not now.

People call you "Blue-Eyed Samurai", right?

Yeah.

Okay.

- Let's do this. - Okay.

Leave it to me.

Hey, hey, hey.

What're you doing!

Hey, what are you doing,

Hey, what are you up to?

They got shot!

One guy, one girl.

A couple!

Wha? Me?

Wait. Stop shooting everyone around you. - It was a couple!

He's not even Japanese..

Really?

Take a look.

No good?

I bet you can't swim. That's why you didn't come.

I had enough showers today.

Why are you half naked?

Leave me alone.

Is this yours?

Yes.

So cool. What's it called?

A Corvette.

Ah, a Vette.

Huh?

Corvette Stingray. I know it.

It's so cool that nowadays, a young person is riding in a car like this.

With a beautiful girl. I envy you.

Thank you. You're cool, too.

You're an attractive middle aged man.

Me? Really? I guess so...

Oh yeah, driver's license please.

- What? - Look, it's a formality.

Looking at kids as young as you- reminds me of my son.

He's in Yokohama now. Near Hachiouji.

That's nowhere near Yokohama...

- Nice shot, No.2! - There's a possibility of a perfect game.

My wife reminds me of the living dead. So I told her...

Oh, a phone call from my mom.

So I told her...take care of yourself, especially now.

Mom? Hello!

You're late.

Sis, what have you done?

This is an incredibly dangerous situation.

Say you didn't steal the money.

I stole it.

What?

- You did it? - Anyway,

do me a favor.

This is really dangerous.

People are after you.

- Why? - Whaaat?

- Why is that? Do something! - Sis, I can't.

Boss is fuckin' pissed.

Stop saying "I can't". That's why you can't do it.

So can you come out?

Right now?

I can't.

If you say "I can't" again, you are dead.

...Ok.

Are you my enemy?

- No, I am your ally. - Then be useful to me.

Then my wife changed all of a sudden.

Now we have sex 3 times a week. Can you believe it?

During breakfast, when I see my chopsticks facing in the opposite direction,

it means she wants to have sex tonight.

It's a rough job.

So I told her I want my breakfast changed to western style,

so I won't have to use chopsticks.

Isn't it funny?

Do you know what she said this morning?

She said "you're getting weak".

I said "what are you talking about?".

Then she answered "your sex isn't as wild as it used to be".

What a woman. It's not the right conversation to have while eating breakfast.

Oh God! My mom got really mad.

See, I didn't come home last night.

Ooh, we're in trouble. Her mother's got a temper.

- We have to go. - Sorry. - I totally understand.

But the more trouble you have, the hotter your love'll get.

That's wild!

Officer, thank you.

Be careful having too much sex, It's unstoppable. - Okay!

- Hi. - Oh, it's you.

Yeah, it's me.

Do you hear me? Come to the park.

Are you listening?

Do you hear me?

Are you listening?

- I'm on duty! Dumbass. - Come to the park now.

- I'll be on my way by bicycle. - Hurry!

Japanese massages, they're awesome.

Even the vibrating ones are ok.

Have you ever tried it before? - No.

It's great. I wanna go.

But I'm starving. Let's eat, driver.

- But you just ate a Pizza Meal. - Dummy.

- Don't you know "food power"? - What's "food power"?

It's simple. Eat and get power.

My step doesn't work.

No. 2.

What?

Playing bowling in a situation like this?

There's always a right moment for anything.

Let them move. When the time comes, we will take over.

I'm "Mr. Right Moment". So don't worry about it.

- That police officer was so funny. - Fucked is

more like it. - Yeah.

I don't wanna be chased by cops. Yakuza's enough.

Don't worry. Everything's gonna be alright if you're here.

Don't turn me on.

Are you hungry?

No. I got a headache and don't feel like it.

People say "An army marches on its stomach".

I'm not a soldier.

- I'm hungry. - Stop it. I'm driving.

- I said I'm hungry. - Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

So stop it.

I said wait!

I'll kill you!

Wait!

Hey, you!

What the fuck were you doin'

while I was catching tuna?!

You've also got women all over the place.

A man has many docks around the world.

But you know, you are my home dock.

What's a home dock?

The dock I go back to. You are the best.

What the fuck are you saying?!

Enough. I will teach you physically.

My big long ship is comin'

into your dock.

Not accepted!

Your ship is not big enough. I would rather die.

What? Then I'll kill you.

Oh, try and kill me.

- I'll kill you! - Try and kill me!

I'll fuck you and kill you!

Try it!

I'm going to count down.

3!

2,5!

2!

Just do it! Kill me!

Honey...

Baby!

What the hell are you doing.

Baby...?

Baby!

Wha?

Who are you guys?

What did you do to my wife?

Why are you surprised? That's what you requested.

Requested?

You wanted her killed, right?

Look, we're assassins.

Assassins?

And the reward?

Bastards...

My baby...

Bastards!

He's pissed at us.

So you're not payin', huh?

Rookie.

Yes, sir.

Die.

Why?

It was just a game.

I must...

I must...

enter...

your...

dock.

- Hey. - Yes.

Take a picture, just in case.

I already took a picture before they died.

Take one since they're dead.

Ok.

I'm going to get something. You stick around.

I'm going to the restroom.

Get something to eat. Donuts or something like that.

Excuse me.

Maple and bean paste, two each.

Oh, it's the most delicious time right now.

I'll make one just for you.

Young man, you're not from around here.

- That's right. - I suspected so.

From Kabukicho, right?

- No, not Kabukicho. - You are. You are.

I can feel it.

Is that so?

You're from Kabukicho.

Oh...

young man,

you're naked underneath. - Yeah.

I got two. Takes double time to be naked.

- The already cooked ones will be fine. - No, those are different.

- What? - What's inside is different.

- Really? - It's a different kind.

Hot-hot!

These ones

are filled with powdered eel.

It's a secret.

Welcome.

Please give me as many donuts as I can buy.

I'll make one just for you. Just wait a bit.

I'm in a big hurry.

I'm a cop.

Police.

- Excuse me. One question. - Yes.

Have you seen this guy?

No, I haven't seen him.

Besides, the drawing is terrible.

I knew it.

I thought so.

- Have you seen this guy? - Entirely not my type.

Excuse me. How about this?

No, I haven't seen her.

- Besides, the picture is terrible. - I knew it.

- Have you seen this person? - Oh! I know her.

You do?- I know this girl. She's my classmate.

- What? - She'll be here soon.

- Be here soon? - Yeah, she works in the kitchen.

- Oh, is that so. - What are you doing?

- She'll be here soon... - Yeah. She works here everyday. - Okay.

- Thanks for your cooperation. - Sure thing.

- Wait just a bit more. - Okay.

You know, doesn't he look like him?

Huh? He doesn't. Well, why don't you take off the glasses?

Not you.

- Please take them off. - No, I can't.

- I think you'll look like him. - May I see your driver's license?

- Show it to me. - Why don't you get the donuts first...

Are you in a hurry?

- Yes, I am. - Then... here you go.

Oh, it's done?

How much?

Oh, don't worry about it. You're very handsome.

Please come again. She'll be here.

Thank you very much.

Young man, your charge will be... $1,000.

I'm just kidding. Don't look at me like that..

Excuse me.

I'm a cop.

Uh, have you seen this guy?

You may not be able to tell.

How about this?

Maybe it's difficult as well.

Wait.

Don't you look like her?

I'm Marian. I came from Philippine.

I just arrived by boat but, I know only a little Japanese.

I am sorry.

You are handsome.

- Oh, thank you. - You must be popular to girls. Wonderful.

A foreigner, eh?

I have to go. I am sorry. Bye-bye.

Hey! Don't touch me!

Japanese are always like this.

I don't like this country. Don't touch me.

She's so cute!

She's hot.

Hot-hot.

Hot! Hot!

Take care, everyone.

Bye-bye. See you.

- Bye-bye. - Bye, bye!

Bye, bye!

Bye-bye.

Thank you.

Anything wrong?

Not just anything.

What's with that stupid booth pic.

Oh...that.

Not "that"!

Why is that jackass snooping around with a picture of you and the Boss??

I have no idea.

Oh, it might be a fake picture.

Cut it out. I can't trust you for a second.

I'm going to make a phone call.

Are you jealous?

You must be jealous.

You are jealous. That's so cute!

You know...

Hey, let's go take a booth pic-

real lovey dovey like.

- This is good. - Investigation's hard work.

Yeah. You learned one thing.

There's already a search for the car.

Red Corvette! You're great, sir.

Fortune-telling Madhouse. Absolute Version.

Do you know anything about your previous life? You were a Sumatra Tiger.

A Sumatra Tiger!

She said in my previous life, I was a Sumatra Tiger.

Do you want to know what you'll become next?

- A coelacanth! - A coelacanth!

A deep sea fish, eating other people's luck.

Sit down. Don't you look like her?

No!

- I'm not an amateur. - Then what are these?

It's just for decoration, smartass.

- So, what's your prediction? - This isn't a prediction.

God is enlightening me.

So I see everything. I know everything.

- Someone's after you. - How did you know that?

God told me.

It's good to see you both, but this isn't a good time to be here.

Then where should we go?

Shall I tell you the only way that you can be saved?

- Tell me. - Break up with this girl.

- Then what happens to me? - There's only one way you can be saved.

Stay with this guy.

- If we're together, I'll die. - No, you might not die.

However, if you want to be saved for sure, break up with this girl.

Forget it. How much?

- It's free. I'm rich. - This doesn't pay at all.

I have plenty of money.

With stocks, the money just keeps rolling in. - Bye.

Wait.

What are you going to do?

There can be only one answer. I'm with her.

That way, I can save her.

You have a Jesus complex!

- Thank you, bye-bye. - Bye.

Amen.

You are wearing a pink cardigan? And you look like Britney Spears.

Great! That's great.

It's dicey.

No-no, I was talking to someone else..

Me? I'm, I'm, uh,

well, people say I look like Steve Buscemi.

Oh. You don't know Steve Buscemi?

He was in a movie called,

"Armageddon".

What? Aerosmith?

Why are you so excited?

Wha? No, I don't sing.

Wha? No, not Angelina Jolie's ex-husband.

Steve Buscemi was messing up Bruce Willis.

"Wow, Bruce Willis"? What's with that?

No. I'm not bald-headed.

You are now talking about Michael Clark Duncan.

I'm totally different.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure you'll recognize me.

See you later.

- Bitch. - An informant?

Wha? Yeah.

You.

You'll continue the investigation.

Yes, but we need a plan.

Stupid. I'm sharing my many years of experience.

Oh really.

In a position like mine,

I still reap all the benefits without having to do anything.

I get it.

Hey, a red Corvette!

- Hi! - Welcome.

I'll be right with you.

How do you like it?

I can give you a discount!

It's big.

You guys are really trigger happy.

Keep TPO in mind.

Do you know what TPO stands for?

Time, Place, Overall, right?

- Really? - Isn't it?

Hey you!

- Honey! - What's "World Sexy Girl store"?

I found the receipt!

Wa-wait a minute.

Honey!

What's this! Answer me!.

You're misunderstanding.

Answer me!

Oh my god!

No!

Wow!

What are you doing?

Ah, they're gone.

Hey!

We have to kill the guy and the girl in the picture.

One guy, one girl, so I thought...

I mean, look, they're not the ones.

I didn't notice.

Alright, that's enough. Let's go.

So, why did we come here?

It's been 3 years since you left.

Now you've come back with a girl and trouble.

Your selfishness hasn't changed.

Yuma.

This is Sheela. She's my soulmate.

Pleased to meet you.

I can't believe it. Are you going to get help from a woman?

He has always been like that.

There's always a woman behind everything he does.

This is our Chrysalis Day. She's not on the list.

So what, she's the only one that can help us.

It's my father you need.

As long we're here, they can't do anything.

Are you in trouble?

We'll talk later.

Give me a room, change of clothes and some food.

You haven't changed. You do whatever you want.

You don't think about anything else around you.

You haven't changed either.

You always take me in. Great woman.

Masao!

My heart hurts.

Masao!

Where are you?

Bingo!

- The heart is pounding. - What's with you. What's with you.

Idiot, idiot... ok but, but,

I'm gonna give you a ride.

- I'm on duty, you know. - It's alright. I'm gonna give you a ride.

I'm gonna give you a ride.

- Masao... - Who are you? I forgot your name.

- What's wrong with you? - Push it. Please push it.

Your jacket is full of bullet holes.

I was killed twice.

Wha? Killed?

Bullet proof Vest.

Hey!

Masao.

You're in some kind...

Don't touch me. Don't touch me.

How many times do I have to tell you.

You must change. Stay out of trouble.

- Damn fool! - It feels great!

- Masao! - Don't touch me!

It feels great!

I wanna go to Ken's house and play the baseball boardgame.

- Your best friend Ken? - Right.

- He died 5 years ago. - Why?

- You shot him. - Me?

Me? Me?

I'm just a kid. Kids don't shoot people.

Anyway remember I helped you before? So please help me. Help me.

You stole the Spiro Pipe. I didn't tell anyone.

That was in elementary school!

For now, a patrol car.

- What the hell are you saying? - I wanna ride a patrol car.

I wanna ride a patrol car. I wanna ride a patrol car.

Sap is coming out and maggots are gushing out. - Are you talking about my head?

Ah, what are you doing here?

That's ballsy. Get off.

Get off.

You become a kid, then an adult,

I hate Japanese police bicycles!

Full of idiots!

What are you going to do?

I don't know.

Shall I ask my father for help?

No, your father terrifies me even more.

Besides, this problem is too complicated.

How do I look?

Move over.

It looks good on you.

Thank you.

So does she satisfy you?

What?

That one. The thing you like.

That one?

That one?

What? What do you mean by "that"?

You don't do that, and set yourself up as his girl?

You're nasty.

No doubt about it.

Nasty? You have no idea what "nasty" really is.

What do you mean?

You can't even imagine the depth of the relationship we had.

Stop it.

I don't care. That's already in the past.

You guys haven't even started yet.

There's absolutely no love.

What do you mean by love? We are soulmates. We rise above all.

Do you know what gives him the most pleasure?- Stop it.

I'm going to help you,

so tonight, sleep with me.

Stop joking around right in front of me.

You're misunderstanding.

I'm talking to you.

M-me?

I like women too.

You're my type of girl.

J-just wait a minute.

I'm not interested in women.

- So cute. - Are you making fun of her?

I'm serious.

What?

Welcome.

Diablo style steak. Ice Ole, no syrup. - Okay.

- I'll have a coffee. - Ok. Something to eat?

Eat. Get "Food Power".

- I'll have Diablo style steak too. - Ok.

- Whatever's good, please. - Ok.

Of course.

I'll bring it to your table when it's ready.

She's hot.

Hey, isn't she...?

Isn't she...?

Ah!

That's the foreigner from before.

That's not her. She's a foreigner.

It's her.

Look at the booth pic, look!

That's not her...

It's her! Fuck! I got tricked!

Shit!

Open wide.

Open wide and read my mail.

Is it them?

Sheela!

Perfect game, comin' up.

I'm sorry! I'll make him take responsibility for this.

Die!

No. 2!

It's your cell phone.

I'm sorry.

It's me.

Idiot! What's taking you so long?

Take my call immediately!

Quit screwing around and come back!

Yes, sir.

Got it.

They are at Club Method.

Club Method.

- That's not good, Boss. - Bring them back.

Boss, can you give her up? There are countless women on this planet.

But Sheela is the one and only woman for me.

...You're willing to shut down the clan for that?

You know about Helen of Troy?

Because of one woman, Troy started a war with Greece,

and

was destroyed.

A woman like that exists.

A woman I have to get, even if I have to throw away everything.

Give me Ice cream.

It's all over your mouth.

Hey, Baby!

Suck my hot ice cream.

- You're driving-it's dangerous. - Don't worry. I'm an expert driver.

People call me "D on the uphill".

- Make it bigger. - What?

How about this?

You know what I like, baby.

So hot.

Wait..., ah, I'm coming, I come fast. I'm coming!

It's...

...so small.

- Was that a couple? - They're just dressed the same.

Where did this rifle come from?

This, I don't like it.

- Don't like it? - Ok, next.

Oh, phone call.

Hello.

They're in Club Method.

Ok.

No.2's group will be here soon.

Is that right?

So, let's go home.

Dummy. We have to get the money.

Money? What money?

The money she stole from the clan.

We'll take advantage of the confusion.

No way.

No Yakuza, no trouble.

We'll kill everyone involved.

Do you think yakuza are hard to deal with.

I guess so.

That's awful. You've got to change.

Okay.

You kill them all.

- Where's this? - A zoo.

This?

A spa.

This?

A Planetarium.

What doc? Is there something you want to say?

I can heal bodily injuries. And treat diseases, too.

If you ask, I can even re-attach a dick.

But...

I can't do anything

about a broken heart.

You've become quite witty, Doc.

Don't worry.

I can take care of my broken heart.

Doc,

do you think...

...love will win at the end?

How long were you guys together?

Do you care?

Not really.

You're a selfish woman. You took a booth pic with that old man, too.

I told you, I don't care.

Never mind, hot women like you have a right to be selfish.

You're hurt.

That's when I got punched. It's nothing.

Sorry. It's my fault.

Thank you.

What happened? You're a different person.

Hey,

you wanna have sex?

Now?

You don't feel like it?

I wanna have sex.

We can't leave here anyway.

- Yuma can join us. I'm ready. - You're something.

Because I'm curious about "that".

"That"?...it's...

It's...

I may be spoiling the mood, but....

They are here.

Our Boss is going crazy thanks to you guys.

Who cares.

"Get the girl back,

get the money back,

and cut off his dick and transplant it on me". That's what he's saying.

He has gone nuts.

You better rethink...

...your life.

Let's settle things one at a time.

Your prick problem will be last.

First, the money. - I don't know anything about the money,

whatever I say, you'll just kill me, right? - That will be up to her.

- What are you saying? - Come back.

If you become Boss' girl like before, we'll save his life.

- Really? - Of course that's a lie. - It's true.

His life is up to you.

I can't trust you guys.

Stop it.

- You can't beat the odds. - She's right.

You have no chance.

Let's shoot yakuza.

Yakuza?

In this case, we have to make them shoot each other.

Oh I see.

Do any of you know about this place?

Lady, we're having a friendly negotiation-that's all.

It's best for you to put your guns away.

Everyday, he comes around this time to eat.

Who?

My father.

- Welcome, father. - Ooh, my girl. You look beautiful today.

Thank you.

Are you in love?

Nothing has changed since yesterday.

I feel like... I gotta do something bad with my daughter.

Hey!

It's an American joke.

Sit over here. You look really beautiful today.

What are you saying? The usual order, right?- Yeah.

I love you baby, you're my favorite.

Please continue your friendly negotiations.

I'm going over.

This isn't a good time, is it?

I must show respect no matter what.

Hey.

Quit with those stupid thoughts.

The money and the girl were originally not yours.

Don't waste your life.

Big Boss, it's been a long time...

Oh, it's you. Did you come here to eat?

Well, enjoy yourself. The steak here is terrific.

I'm afraid I can't stay long.

Don't worry about the money. I'm rich, ok.

I got mad at your Boss.

The bastard became too successful.

Once in a while, I have to put him in his place.

I feel sorry for you.

Your Boss is stupid.

He doesn't have an eye for women.

Open your mouth.

It's a couple!

Noooooooooo!

No!

Nice shot!

What the fuck are you doing?!

Hey. Wrong couple again.

Wrong couple again?

Who the fuck told you to kill Big Boss?!

Boss told you to bring back that girl!

Yeah. That's our mission.

That's what I've been saying from the beginning.

- Hey, there's the girl. - Yeah.

We are finished.

Everything is finished.

Bastards...

Bastards!

You guys are all dead!

It's really getting interesting.

It's goddamn hot!

They didn't shoot each other.

Hey, let's shoot down yakuza.

Okay!

Ready...

Set...

Huh?

Wait a sec, unlock the safety...

Wait a sec...

Oh no.

Oh, you suck. You really suck.

Why did you shoot me?

I'm sorry.

Listen to me carefully...

...you shouldn't...

...shoot at policemen.

What are you guys looking at?

A hole in his face...

It's hot...

I'm gonna die.

Thank you very much for everything.

I'm really sorry for the trouble.

Idiot...

Sai!

Sai!

Sai! Sai!

No! Sai!

Sai!

Take her.

Take her. We're leaving.

I'm sorry, lady.

Big sis!

Let me go!

Big sis!

I'm sorry! Big sis!

- Sai! Sai! - Big sis!

- Sai! Sai! - Big sis!

Big sis! Big sis!

Let me go!

Let me go!

Big sis!

Really?

How long do we have to drive?

Emergency! Emergency! Shots fired at Club Method. Repeat......

This is it! Let's go!

Here we go!

Sai! Are you ok?

Yeah.

Police! Don't move!

Pretty girl.

There's no head.

All dead.

Hey!

Good bye.

Fools!

It's you again.

You're still alive.

- It's been a while. - Hasn't been that long.

Do you know each other?

He is a good man. I know him well.

One thing I know for sure. That girl is the troublemaker.

Sis...

It's for you.

Yeah.

It's all your fault that everything's been loused up.

She will be......killed soon!

Hey, did you hear me?!

It's disappointing to say, but only you can save her.

I'll tell you

the location of the money.

- I want you to move the money first. - Wha? Me?

You guys are at the bowling alley as usual, right?

Yes, but...

how did you know?

Take a look toward the Lockers.

That's where the money's hidden.

Wha?! Here?!

Let's get together later and run away.

Together...

You want me, right?

Well...

...yes.

I can only help her this far.

From now on,

you......save her.

Okay.

- You take care of her 'till I arrive. - Ok.

I'll take care of the rest..

You want the money, right?

All I need is her. You gotta help me.

Jyumonji speaking.

It's me.

So you're alive. You're a lucky bastard.

Don't waste your life.

- I'll return the money. - What?

It's a very easy transaction. We'll exchange her for the money.

Think about it. Big Boss died.

You're in big trouble, right?

You're not stupid.

You don't want to finish your life with your stupid Boss.

Are you telling me to double-cross my Boss.

He's no longer the Boss you used to know.

You're a man with strong leadership. That's why I'm calling you.

You'll need money from now on. I just want Sheela back.

Ok.

Time and Place?

You did well.

So tell me what happened.

Well it was a simple plan at first.

Uh... what was I going to say...

Boss hid the money in the bedroom...

Then the girl... who was that?

Sheela.

Yeah. Sheela steals it, leaves tons of drugs

which I stole from the police.

I go in and arrest him. We split the money.

- It was supposed to be easy money! - There is no such thing as easy money.

- Shut up, idiot! I'm a cop. - So why did it turn out like this?

We both know that she's hot.

I got drunk and I asked her to bed. She got really mad and...

I don't r remember anything.

My brain blacked out.

I tried to fuck her,

but she fucked me up. - That's all. Everybody is crazy about her

and we've all gone crazy.

I would go crazy forever for her.

Well, let's go.

Let's go. Let's go.

Use this.

That's a smuggled gun. No way.

Why so stubborn, it's ok.

Then, I'll look for my gun too.

I'm sorry about your father.

My father died his way.

Thank you.

I found a cool gun.

Let's kill them all.

Let's go.

Idiot.

If you had run away, you would have been saved.

Why did you come?

Life without you... is like life

in the deep sea without light.

Minoru, the money.

It's here. $3,032,500 and 8 cents.

Go.

Say Goodbye forever.

You, help out a bit.

Look, I'm injured.

Can we breath in there?

Did you tell him that I have heart problems?

Kuniaki, how's your heart?

Kuniaki, are you alright?

Kuniaki! - How many times do you call my name?

Hey, we're classmates.

Kuniaki!

Hey, we're classmates.

Remember, the timing for getting out is important.

Get out too early, we die, Get out too late, we die.

Ok?

Do your best, please.

Can we really breath in here?

- Is your head really ok? - I'm fine.

Die!

Idiot! What are you doing?

We are brothers. Don't be so stubborn.

- What if that gave me a heart attack!? - You're lucky.

- You're an idiot! - I missed my mark.

Bastard, you really tricked me.

It goes both ways, right? One of us must die to settle things.

I'm going to kill everyone!

Don't point that gun at No.2. I won't forgive you.

Shut up homo! I'll kill you first!

No.2! Can I kill everyone?!

Shut up!

I hate cops!

Don't make a fool of the police!

Do you think you can win a war against the police?- Fuck the police!

Everybody be cool!

That girl is the problem! Shoot her!

Minoru!

Help me!

Big sis, I can't!

Minoru!

Minoru, Look at me.

Show me what you got.

Then I'm all yours.

You son of a bitch!!

Don't make a fool of the police!

Chris!

Taro!

Bastards' bullets won't pass through!

My head hurts!

It's splitting!

Masao!

My brain!

Masao?

My heart...

Masao!

My heart...

...stopped.

Big sis,

I...

You're a real man.

Big sis...

...you're so soft.

You......you're so hard.

Well, that's the way it goes.

But the story continues.

I can't walk anymore.

Leave me alone.

Stand up.

Just a little more.

Go. Leave the rest to me.

Why did you come back?

For me...

I told you.

I would help you on Chrysalis Day...

so that the rest of our lives will be the color of roses.

You're so stupid.

It was all a lie.

I only used you.

Chrysalis Day and that other crap, all lies.

I knew that.

But I promised I'd make you happy.

I affirm everything about you.

I accept everything about you.

That's the way I love.

Stupid...

You're really stupid.

I don't even know when your birthday is.

You don't know? It might be the same.

Shall we say it together.

Ready?

Ready!

- September 6th. - June 9th.

Different, as I thought.

But, flipped around...the same.

Did you know that if you really believe,

even a lie becomes the truth.

If you, you hadn't shown up...

Boss would not have been like that.

Those killed, still would be alive.

Until you showed up,

we had a peaceful yakuza life.

Then you destroyed everything.

This is terrorism. You are a terrorist.

Less than a... no, more than a terrorist!

Who are you?

What do you want?

We had a peaceful life.

Is it my fault? Did I do something?

Why me?

What makes you do this?

Why?

Why?

Why?

Why?

Finally we meet..

So that's what you look like.

You don't look so cool.

Preparations for penis transplant are completed.

We have just...

3 minutes.

That's enough.

See ya.

I told you, don't mess with my girl.

If his dick becomes mine...Sheela.

Will you be satisfied?

You still have time.

Choose!

This?

Or...

this?

Stop kissing!

Are you alright?

Are you ok?

Listen,

How you die...

is more important than how you live.

I want to...

die...

...smiling.

No.

No!

No!!!!

Sheela!

Do you know what's between your legs?

It's a door!

A door to paradise!

And, I am the key!

In you I found bliss!

I opened your door, and together we went

to a place just for the two of us!

Sheela!

Let's go again together...

To...

...that holy place.

Hey, I'll tell you one thing.

It was always just you that was satisfied.

There's only one man who could make me orgasm.

It's Sai.

That's a lie!

Sheela!

The endings of movies are usually like this.

Good guy gets a happy ending.

Bad guy gets a bad ending.

But I'm not a good guy.

I was just dreaming for a moment.

A wonderful dream.

What was...

...that?

Sorry, I'm late.

I was shopping.

Aren't you happy to see me?

Your Chrysalis Day is tomorrow.

So I'll be with you.

That's cool.

Where should we go?

Are you listening?

With you, anyplace is paradise.

I'm embarrassed.

Let's see the snow.

Sounds great.

I have never seen snow in my life.

Let's go north.

Sai?

Sai?

Sai?

I love you.

Sai, I love you.

Sorry, but take me to the hospital first.

Hey!

You hit my tender spot.

I thought you were dead.

I'm never gonna die.

This is a story of Sheela and me.

Our future... that's another story.

No one knows if it's gonna be a happy ending or not..

Stop fighting!

We're gonna have another toast.

Are you ready?

Today, we celebrate the 17th day anniversary since Boss and Sheela met.

We'll drink a toast.

Boss.

Sis.

Congratulations!

Cheers!

Let's party!

No.2, please sing!

Ok.

I'll sing my favorite song.

Video crew, get good angles!

Are you guys ready?

Come on everybody!

Rock 'n Roll!