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Look at the way the sun
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Makes 'em play
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How can you leave them alone?
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They're on the sand with B-9 in hand
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Caressing the places unknown
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Let me tell you I know a place
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Gonna put a smile on your face
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They got the tan lines on the skin
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Watch 'em rub it in
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Rub it in
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Can you see the hardbodies?
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They mean what they say
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There ain't nobody
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Standing in my way
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See the hardbodies do whatever they please
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And everybody dropping to their knees
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I don't mind
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Second to none, breaking out the big guns
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Waxed up and ready to roll
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As they go by
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All the boys wink an eye
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Then simply lose all control
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Let me tell you I know a place
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Gonna make a blind man lead the chase
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Close as you can get to perfection
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So take a look in their direction
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Can you see the hardbodies?
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They mean what they say
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There ain't nobody
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Standing in their way
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See the hardbodies do whatever they please
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And everybody, get down on your knees
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I don't mind, I don't mind
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Get the boys together
and we'll stand in line
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We like to watch you slide
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Baby, you can bet
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You and me ain't never seen
the best of it yet
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Get a load of this
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Get on on over here
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Don't get too excited
when the boys all cheer
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- For hardbodies, hardbodies
- Hardbodies
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Don't get too excited
when the boys all cheer
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- For hardbodies, hardbodies
- Hardbodies
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Don't get too excited
when the boys all cheer
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For hardbodies.
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Scotty.
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That wasn't too bad.
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It was bad, and you know it.
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I got a short memory.
How about refreshing it?
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Scotty.
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- Every day.
- We're not here, man!
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Why don't you get that?
I'm going to the bathroom.
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Man, perfect timing.
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I'm coming. Hold your jets.
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Damn!
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Hey, what's the story?
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You're history here, deadbeat.
That's the story.
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Adios. Your eviction notice.
Signed, sealed, delivered in person.
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- You're gone.
- What am I, two months behind?
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Three months. Today's the first,
numbnuts. Goodbye.
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- Hey, but wait...
- Not buts. No waits. You're gone.
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- Adios. So long.
- Oh, man.
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- So what was that all about?
- Nothing. It's handled.
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Okay.
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- Well, what's the rush?
- Well, it's after 9:00.
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You know my sister... married a worrywart.
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You rush off like this,
I'm gonna feel used, you know?
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- Scotty!
- Not just a one-night stand, am I?
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- No! Three or four nights, okay?
- Okay.
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You've heard of eggs Benedict, right?
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Wait'll you taste eggs Scotty.
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All righty,
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special sauce.
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That's gross, Scotty.
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Do you have any OJ?
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Oh, Scotty.
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It's a science project.
It's for the landlord.
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That is gross.
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So how do you like your eggs?
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Is over easy okay?
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- Rag, I'm hurting, dude.
- What?
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- I said I'm hurting, dude.
- Can't hear you, dude.
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Turn the music down.
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I said I'm broke.
You got that hundred bucks I lent you?
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I'm on empty, dude.
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- Why? You getting hassled?
- My landlord wants his rent.
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I think he keeps his dick in his wallet.
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Bummer. Hey, let's run a scam.
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No, dude, no scams. I'm sick of scams.
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What? The kid?
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Stick scammin'
jammin' Scotty Palmer? No way!
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No, I hate to cop to it, buddy,
but the thrill is gone.
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- Hey, Scotty, Rag!
- Scotty!
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All right! Baby!
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- So out with it, dude.
- No, dude. No, dude.
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How'd it go with Kristi last night?
Come on.
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You mean you actually went back
with Scotty to his dump.
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I can't believe it.
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So what happened?
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Ragger, a gentleman does
not discuss these things.
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Yeah, but surfers do.
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My lips are sealed.
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I bet they weren't last night.
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What happened last night
was like... oh, man.
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I can't even put it
into words. It was like...
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Incredible.
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...wow.
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I felt like I was
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going to explode!
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Kaboom!
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Oh, Scotty!
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Mmm, God.
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Ooh, you're so...
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Hey, wait a minute
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Isn't that my Lynette?
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With that stiff Leroy in his red Corvette?
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Worms, you horny mutt, get over here.
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Come on!
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Come on, boy.
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Come here. Good boy, you little slut.
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Good boy.
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That's a good boy.
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Get off the towel!
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Give me my top!
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Come on, dog, give it to me.
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Dang it.
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Good boy. Good boy, Worms.
Good boy, Worms.
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Here's your treat. Here's your reward.
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Hey, creep,
get your fleabag off the beach.
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Yeah, and give me back my top, dog meat.
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Sure thing, lover girl.
I'll even help you put it on.
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I'll tie the straps.
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- Scotty, help!
- Scotty!
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Quick, you guys!
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Excuse me. You're gonna
have to move on down the beach.
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- This area's quarantined.
- Who says so?
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I'm Scotty Palmer, pal.
I'm head of the geek patrol.
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Now you got a license
to be geeking on this part of the beach?
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Look, this is our beach. We live here.
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We don't mind sharing with you.
Just don't upset the ladies, okay?
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Tell me, dipshit, who's gonna stop me?
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My friend Rag here, he's multilingual.
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He's flipping you off in 48 languages.
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I hope you know karate.
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That's one dead mother.
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Stop! That thing hurts!
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Oh, my God. You guys got balls.
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I can't believe you knocked
down the Gonads' bikes.
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What, you're saying
the Gonads are assholes?
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I can't believe you guys!
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Your ass is grass, smiley!
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Yeah, my ass is grass, huh?
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Come on, let's go!
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Later, dudes.
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Now have I ever steered you wrong?
I'm telling you.
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Kimber has got the hots for you.
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He's so gross. No way.
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I don't know. I think he's kind of cute.
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Come on, buddy. You gotta make your move.
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She's stuck up, dude.
She thinks I'm a scuzz.
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Forget it. He's a scuzz, Kristi, no way.
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You're a hero now, man. You saved her.
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Be Scottifitous, buddy.
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- Listen, girls...
- He's such a scuzz.
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...we got a serious morale problem.
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You know, my brave buddy Rag, he's
not feeling very good about himself.
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- He's just being realistic, Scott.
- Oh, be realistic, Kimber.
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Fuck your friend, okay?
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You are so cute!
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I love your bod.
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Did you see that?
Those two great-looking girls
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with that ugly guy?
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This could be my kind of beach.
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Rounder, did I tell you, man, huh?
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Come on, the most beautiful girls
in the world are right here.
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When you're right, you're right.
Am I right?
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I don't know how I let you
perverts talk me into this.
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Ashman, come on,
what kind of attitude is that?
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You're not wussing out on us, are you?
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No, Hunter, it's just all these nubiles
make me feel like an old fucker.
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- You are an old fucker.
- So are you. So am I. So what?
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Look, we spent years getting our
businesses to run the way we want 'em
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so we could come and do this.
This is the perfect time to do this.
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Yeah, well, I've seen more
than one old bull blow out his balls
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and his brains at the same time.
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That's definitely giving it
your best shot.
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Let's go!
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Gentlemen, I know you'll love this place.
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We call this our divorcee special.
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Hey, baby, hey, hey.
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Good thing our ex-wives
didn't get here first.
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Four bedrooms... one with a waterbed
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and three with extra firm mattresses.
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That's a real comfort to me,
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suffering as I do
from a herniated lower lumbar.
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Really? How'd that happen?
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What's Ash suffering from?
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- A bent wanger.
- Bent wanger? Bummer.
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Well, dip my skinny.
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Is this great?
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I can't wait to see Barnes' and the guys
from the club's faces when they see this.
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Hey, Hunter, we agreed, man...
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no business cronies.
This thing's strictly for pleasure.
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You're right.
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- We'll take it.
- Great.
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Let's go sign the lease.
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Party party party party!
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When I'm on the beach
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Where I belong, yeah!
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Nuh-uh-uh. That one.
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With the tongue?
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Trust me. That's you.
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Okay, floozy patrol
on the beach in a half-hour.
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Be there or be square.
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I think I'm just gonna hang around here
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and kind of straighten things out
a little bit.
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Yeah, there's only one thing
I wanna get straightened out.
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Come on, Ashman, we're all going.
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- Hi.
- Greetings. I saw you guys move in.
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I thought you might like a little help.
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I don't think so, but thanks.
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What about your cars?
You want me to detail them for you?
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Chicks around here,
they really like 'em looking good.
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Okay, great, go ahead. Detail 'em.
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All right.
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What's detailed?
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I don't know, but chicks love it.
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- Hey, great car.
- Really!
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It belong to your old man?
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You kidding? This is my car.
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- You wish. You wish.
- You wish.
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No shit. It's my house too, right here.
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- Oh, right.
- Really?
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And I'm Miss America.
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No, I swear to God. I inherited it.
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Really?
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My folks were anthropologists.
About a year ago they got killed
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on a field trip to New Guinea.
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- Oh, God, that...
- Really?
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They got ambushed by headhunters.
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You mean like...
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- Yeah.
- Eww!
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Yeah, it messed me up
real bad for a while.
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Yeah, ever since I haven't been able
to have any kind of sexual relations.
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No sex.
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Giving head doesn't sound like
very much fun anymore.
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Liar!
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Well...
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maybe we can help you out.
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No one ever done me
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Done me like she does
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I gotta have some of your love
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Losin' it...
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- Hi.
- Hi.
255
00:14:53,540 --> 00:14:55,442
I like ringing your bell.
256
00:14:55,542 --> 00:14:56,944
Most guys do.
257
00:14:57,044 --> 00:14:59,035
Right on.
258
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:03,284
I just rented
the hippest house on the beach.
259
00:15:03,384 --> 00:15:05,519
I got some bitchen cars, too.
260
00:15:05,619 --> 00:15:06,921
You wanna party?
261
00:15:07,021 --> 00:15:08,656
What do you have in mind?
262
00:15:08,756 --> 00:15:10,491
Whatever turns you on...
263
00:15:10,591 --> 00:15:13,894
a little wine, Jacuz-arooski,
264
00:15:13,994 --> 00:15:15,461
sex.
265
00:15:17,698 --> 00:15:20,367
How much are you gonna pay me?
266
00:15:20,467 --> 00:15:22,570
You're kidding.
267
00:15:23,170 --> 00:15:25,161
I don't pay for sex.
268
00:15:27,107 --> 00:15:29,510
And I don't fuck fossils for free.
269
00:15:29,610 --> 00:15:31,145
Ooh, sweet little girl
270
00:15:31,245 --> 00:15:33,647
I can't get enough of you
271
00:15:33,747 --> 00:15:36,617
Ooh, sweet little girl
272
00:15:36,717 --> 00:15:39,286
I can't get enough of you
273
00:15:39,386 --> 00:15:41,989
Mmm! Little girl
274
00:15:42,089 --> 00:15:44,291
I can't get enough
275
00:15:44,391 --> 00:15:47,292
Oh!
276
00:15:51,065 --> 00:15:52,466
Jogging's fun, isn't it?
277
00:15:52,566 --> 00:15:54,591
Especially alone.
278
00:15:55,903 --> 00:15:58,339
I usually jog 10 miles in the morning,
279
00:15:58,439 --> 00:16:00,174
10 at night.
280
00:16:00,274 --> 00:16:02,776
You must be in great shape.
281
00:16:02,876 --> 00:16:06,814
I'm a marathon runner. World class.
282
00:16:06,914 --> 00:16:10,050
You wanna race to the pier?
283
00:16:10,150 --> 00:16:11,652
Okay.
284
00:16:11,752 --> 00:16:13,921
You wanna bet on it?
285
00:16:14,021 --> 00:16:17,191
Sure. What do you wanna bet?
286
00:16:17,291 --> 00:16:20,160
If you beat me, eat me.
287
00:16:20,260 --> 00:16:22,329
Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah!
288
00:16:22,429 --> 00:16:25,065
Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah!
289
00:16:25,165 --> 00:16:26,834
Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah!
290
00:16:26,934 --> 00:16:30,301
Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah!
291
00:16:32,473 --> 00:16:34,975
Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah!
292
00:16:35,075 --> 00:16:36,977
Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah!
293
00:16:37,077 --> 00:16:39,747
Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah!
294
00:16:39,847 --> 00:16:43,282
Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah!
295
00:16:43,382 --> 00:16:46,186
- You all right?
- I'm fine. I'm fine.
296
00:16:46,286 --> 00:16:50,190
Just trying to give you
a little lead. A little...
297
00:16:50,290 --> 00:16:52,660
East, west, coast to coast
298
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:55,462
Tearing it up in a weekend bar
299
00:16:55,562 --> 00:16:57,655
Smile for the camera, boy...
300
00:17:01,068 --> 00:17:03,404
Boys, the pond was dry
301
00:17:03,504 --> 00:17:05,873
or I'm using the wrong kind of bait.
302
00:17:05,973 --> 00:17:08,575
Yeah, I landed a tight little blonde.
303
00:17:08,675 --> 00:17:11,045
Had to throw her back. She was jailbait.
304
00:17:11,145 --> 00:17:13,347
Good. No jailbait.
305
00:17:13,447 --> 00:17:15,883
- Agreed?
- Agreed.
306
00:17:15,983 --> 00:17:18,752
- How old was she?
- 15.
307
00:17:18,852 --> 00:17:22,379
15? I have underwear 15 years old.
308
00:17:24,224 --> 00:17:29,789
Hey, wait a minute.
That sounds like my car.
309
00:17:33,567 --> 00:17:35,602
That was so much fun!
310
00:17:35,702 --> 00:17:37,538
Oh, God, we gotta do it again.
311
00:17:37,638 --> 00:17:39,740
Yes, when are we gonna
go up in your plane, huh?
312
00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:42,409
I don't know. Maybe next week.
I should have my Lear jet by then.
313
00:17:42,509 --> 00:17:45,846
That was so much fun. I was so scared
when you were going around.
314
00:17:45,946 --> 00:17:48,716
- Shh.
- When you get a chance,
315
00:17:48,816 --> 00:17:51,151
we'd like to have a word with you, please.
316
00:17:51,251 --> 00:17:53,087
I'll see you guys. I gotta run.
317
00:17:53,187 --> 00:17:55,656
- No, one more ride.
- My neighbor needs some advice.
318
00:17:55,756 --> 00:17:57,725
When Scotty Palmer talks...
319
00:17:57,825 --> 00:18:00,089
- Bullshit walks!
- Okay.
320
00:18:02,062 --> 00:18:05,520
- God, Scotty.
- Bye, Scotty.
321
00:18:20,013 --> 00:18:21,782
Hey, listen, guys, about the car.
322
00:18:21,882 --> 00:18:24,418
I just took it for a little spin
to blow off the water spots.
323
00:18:24,518 --> 00:18:26,086
- Of course.
- And the girls,
324
00:18:26,186 --> 00:18:28,355
they were there
to buff the upholstery, right?
325
00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:31,058
You know that thing is like a magnet
326
00:18:31,158 --> 00:18:32,760
for hardbodies.
327
00:18:32,860 --> 00:18:34,094
Hardbodies?
328
00:18:34,194 --> 00:18:35,662
What's a hardbody?
329
00:18:35,762 --> 00:18:38,365
Hardbodies. You know,
the little foxes down on the beach.
330
00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:40,601
Scotty, you mind if I ask you
a personal question?
331
00:18:40,701 --> 00:18:42,136
Sure, shoot.
332
00:18:42,236 --> 00:18:44,505
How did you manage
to pick up all those girls?
333
00:18:44,605 --> 00:18:46,874
I didn't pick them up. I dialogued them.
334
00:18:46,974 --> 00:18:48,642
Dialogued them?
335
00:18:48,742 --> 00:18:50,644
Yeah, I gave them
a little dose of the old BBD.
336
00:18:50,744 --> 00:18:53,747
- BBD?
- That's not like herpes, is it?
337
00:18:53,847 --> 00:18:57,718
BBD... it's the bigger and better deal.
338
00:18:57,818 --> 00:19:00,254
You guys don't get it, do you?
339
00:19:00,354 --> 00:19:02,689
These chicks are locals.
340
00:19:02,789 --> 00:19:04,691
They want something better out of life.
341
00:19:04,791 --> 00:19:06,660
That's a faster car,
342
00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:08,295
a richer boyfriend.
343
00:19:08,395 --> 00:19:10,364
Hotter action, that's the BBD.
344
00:19:10,464 --> 00:19:11,932
Oh, that's great.
345
00:19:12,032 --> 00:19:15,836
Scotty, could you teach someone like us
346
00:19:15,936 --> 00:19:18,438
to dialogue girls the way you do?
347
00:19:18,538 --> 00:19:21,175
It's easy. Any slob can dialogue a girl.
348
00:19:21,275 --> 00:19:24,044
- Then teach me.
- Look, I'm not a pimp, okay?
349
00:19:24,144 --> 00:19:26,680
Come on, Scotty.
Nobody said you were a pimp.
350
00:19:26,780 --> 00:19:29,316
We don't want you to pimp for us.
All we want you to do is teach us how
351
00:19:29,416 --> 00:19:30,851
to get girls for ourselves.
352
00:19:30,951 --> 00:19:34,421
I don't know, guys. Sounds kind of lame.
353
00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:37,724
Speaking of bigger and better deals,
354
00:19:37,824 --> 00:19:39,927
how would you like to live here
355
00:19:40,027 --> 00:19:42,062
in this house?
356
00:19:42,162 --> 00:19:44,031
It's the best house on the beach.
357
00:19:44,131 --> 00:19:45,799
Drive our cars whenever you want?
358
00:19:45,899 --> 00:19:48,735
Live in luxury, like a king of the beach.
359
00:19:48,835 --> 00:19:51,438
Are you guys fags?
360
00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:53,640
Yeah, I'm the Queen of France,
361
00:19:53,740 --> 00:19:55,909
and these are the D'Angelo sisters.
362
00:19:56,009 --> 00:19:58,412
Come on, Scotty.
We're perfectly straight, man.
363
00:19:58,512 --> 00:20:00,747
That's the problem. We're too straight.
364
00:20:00,847 --> 00:20:03,083
All we're interested in are hardbodies,
365
00:20:03,183 --> 00:20:05,085
and we want you to teach us
how to get them.
366
00:20:05,185 --> 00:20:07,087
To dialogue 'em.
367
00:20:07,187 --> 00:20:08,589
And BBD 'em.
368
00:20:08,689 --> 00:20:11,425
And for that, you get the run
of the house for as long as you like.
369
00:20:11,525 --> 00:20:13,760
I don't know.
370
00:20:13,860 --> 00:20:16,063
It just doesn't sound solid to me.
371
00:20:16,163 --> 00:20:19,132
We might be willing to pay you.
372
00:20:19,232 --> 00:20:23,036
You're making me sound like a pimp again.
373
00:20:23,136 --> 00:20:24,771
How much?
374
00:20:24,871 --> 00:20:28,442
Let's say $500 a month
walking around money.
375
00:20:28,542 --> 00:20:30,344
I think I could walk a lot with $750.
376
00:20:30,444 --> 00:20:32,546
$500 is tops.
377
00:20:32,646 --> 00:20:35,015
I don't know, guys.
It sounds kind of sleazy.
378
00:20:35,115 --> 00:20:36,817
But I'll tell you what...
379
00:20:36,917 --> 00:20:39,886
I will sleep on it
and get back to you tomorrow.
380
00:20:41,722 --> 00:20:43,891
Scotty.
381
00:20:43,991 --> 00:20:45,618
Sweet dreams.
382
00:20:56,236 --> 00:20:58,033
Man.
383
00:21:30,804 --> 00:21:32,829
So long, numbnuts.
384
00:21:51,958 --> 00:21:53,593
Read this.
385
00:21:53,693 --> 00:21:56,129
- Hey!
- You ate.
386
00:22:00,634 --> 00:22:02,602
Hey, guys, I got great news.
387
00:22:02,702 --> 00:22:04,404
I thought about this thing all night.
388
00:22:04,504 --> 00:22:06,606
I decided I'm gonna help you guys out
389
00:22:06,706 --> 00:22:08,408
and for only $600 a month.
390
00:22:08,508 --> 00:22:10,510
$600?
391
00:22:10,610 --> 00:22:12,045
I sensed a strong aura
of need around here,
392
00:22:12,145 --> 00:22:15,205
and what can I say?
I'm a giving type of guy.
393
00:22:17,017 --> 00:22:19,486
- You've got yourself a deal.
- All right.
394
00:22:19,586 --> 00:22:22,453
So when do we start?
395
00:22:23,824 --> 00:22:26,493
We already have.
396
00:22:26,593 --> 00:22:29,118
Get out of here.
397
00:22:31,431 --> 00:22:34,034
Excuse me, little darling.
398
00:22:34,134 --> 00:22:37,270
How'd you like to go suck down
a couple of cold beers?
399
00:22:37,370 --> 00:22:39,840
Piss off, schmuck.
400
00:22:42,509 --> 00:22:43,910
See that, Ash?
401
00:22:44,010 --> 00:22:46,680
No matter how mellow
it comes out, it's still a line.
402
00:22:46,780 --> 00:22:48,682
These chicks are black and blue
from getting hit by lines.
403
00:22:48,782 --> 00:22:51,418
- You gotta give 'em something fresh.
- Like what, buddy?
404
00:22:51,518 --> 00:22:54,855
The dialogue. The whole purpose
is to throw them off-guard.
405
00:22:54,955 --> 00:22:56,890
I think it's time I gave you guys
a little demonstration.
406
00:22:56,990 --> 00:22:59,359
- All right, let's go.
- Okay, come on.
407
00:22:59,459 --> 00:23:01,161
What's the matter, boys?
408
00:23:01,261 --> 00:23:03,627
Don't you find me attractive?
409
00:23:15,408 --> 00:23:17,310
Are you okay?
410
00:23:17,410 --> 00:23:20,313
Yeah, I'm okay. I was just watching
this incredible-looking blonde skate.
411
00:23:20,413 --> 00:23:23,280
I wasn't looking what I... I...
412
00:23:30,590 --> 00:23:33,560
Oh, God, wow.
413
00:23:33,660 --> 00:23:36,730
Oh, you're the good... you're...
414
00:23:36,830 --> 00:23:38,765
I am really embarrassed.
415
00:23:38,865 --> 00:23:41,676
I can't believe I just said all that.
I am really embarrassed.
416
00:23:41,777 --> 00:23:43,567
You were really watching me
when you tripped?
417
00:23:43,668 --> 00:23:47,040
I started watching you
all the way up the beach over there.
418
00:23:47,140 --> 00:23:49,609
You are absolutely beautiful.
419
00:23:49,709 --> 00:23:51,745
You're a model, right?
420
00:23:51,845 --> 00:23:55,782
No, I wanna be, but right now
I'm just waiting tables for a living.
421
00:23:55,882 --> 00:23:58,518
You are waiting tables.
422
00:23:58,618 --> 00:24:02,189
Well, listen, we are having
a party on Saturday night
423
00:24:02,289 --> 00:24:05,859
and practically every modeling agent
in this city is gonna be there.
424
00:24:05,959 --> 00:24:07,961
And I bet you they'd love to meet you.
425
00:24:08,061 --> 00:24:10,764
Really? That sounds great.
426
00:24:10,864 --> 00:24:13,700
- Look, I'm Scotty Palmer.
- I'm Angie.
427
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:17,804
Listen, the address
is 202 Ocean Way, okay?
428
00:24:17,904 --> 00:24:20,273
These are my friends, by the way.
429
00:24:20,373 --> 00:24:22,275
They're gonna be there.
I'm gonna be there.
430
00:24:22,375 --> 00:24:24,945
- Thank you very much.
- Thank you for being so beautiful.
431
00:24:25,045 --> 00:24:27,206
- See you Saturday.
- Saturday.
432
00:24:28,248 --> 00:24:30,239
Bye, guys. Bye.
433
00:24:35,622 --> 00:24:37,591
- You're up, big buddy.
- Me?
434
00:24:37,691 --> 00:24:39,593
- You.
- What do I do?
435
00:24:39,693 --> 00:24:41,495
- Just go for it.
- Go for it.
436
00:24:41,595 --> 00:24:44,462
- Go for it. Just like I did.
- Like you did.
437
00:25:00,046 --> 00:25:03,783
Rounder, you get an "A" for enthusiasm,
but an "F" for technique.
438
00:25:03,883 --> 00:25:06,786
How about a "J" for jerkoff?
439
00:25:06,886 --> 00:25:09,789
You know what? I think it's time I took
you guys to the ultimate place
440
00:25:09,889 --> 00:25:11,258
for meeting women...
441
00:25:11,358 --> 00:25:13,693
a hidden valley of hardbodies.
442
00:25:13,793 --> 00:25:15,729
And the only thing you need
to know to gain entry
443
00:25:15,829 --> 00:25:17,364
are the secret passwords...
444
00:25:17,464 --> 00:25:19,989
"Let's go shopping."
445
00:25:22,002 --> 00:25:25,605
Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Feast your eyes, guys.
446
00:25:25,705 --> 00:25:27,908
They're alone. They're off-guard.
447
00:25:28,008 --> 00:25:31,344
These chicks are ready to be dialogued.
448
00:25:31,444 --> 00:25:34,748
Look at you guys...
dumpy, frumpy and lumpy.
449
00:25:34,848 --> 00:25:37,510
We've gotta do something
about the way you guys look.
450
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:44,057
Mr. Ashby, you're next.
451
00:25:44,157 --> 00:25:46,993
Hey, son, I'd as soon have
an inch cut off my dick
452
00:25:47,093 --> 00:25:48,662
than get my hair cut here.
453
00:25:48,762 --> 00:25:51,060
Whatever turns you on, Tex.
454
00:25:53,533 --> 00:25:55,569
Somebody's getting you down
455
00:25:55,669 --> 00:25:59,039
Well, you know, it's just how things go
456
00:25:59,139 --> 00:26:02,809
Get up, your Saturday night
457
00:26:02,909 --> 00:26:06,112
Where you'll know
you'll be all right, girl
458
00:26:06,212 --> 00:26:09,749
Well, you don't know
what you're doing without
459
00:26:09,849 --> 00:26:13,182
Well, let me show you
what I'm talking about
460
00:26:15,855 --> 00:26:18,058
I see the boys on the block
461
00:26:18,158 --> 00:26:21,616
And they ask me where you're at, girl
462
00:26:22,929 --> 00:26:25,065
I say you're wasting your time
463
00:26:25,165 --> 00:26:28,535
Better get on up to bat, girl
464
00:26:28,635 --> 00:26:30,503
Well, you don't know
465
00:26:30,603 --> 00:26:32,105
What we're talking about
466
00:26:32,205 --> 00:26:34,007
And I don't know
467
00:26:34,107 --> 00:26:36,507
But we'll figure it out
468
00:26:38,078 --> 00:26:39,746
And I keep wanting to say
469
00:26:39,846 --> 00:26:42,249
Hello hello hello!
470
00:26:42,349 --> 00:26:44,284
Come on and step in my ride
471
00:26:44,384 --> 00:26:47,478
We'll go downtown and dance away
472
00:26:49,956 --> 00:26:52,926
Hello hello hello!
473
00:26:53,026 --> 00:26:54,594
We're gonna make it all right
474
00:26:54,694 --> 00:26:57,720
- Hey, girl, you've got it anyway...
- Break!
475
00:27:03,937 --> 00:27:06,373
He gives you all of his lines
476
00:27:06,473 --> 00:27:09,806
Makes you think he's some big actor
477
00:27:11,010 --> 00:27:13,246
Meanwhile, he's running around
478
00:27:13,346 --> 00:27:15,782
And you know just what he's after
479
00:27:15,882 --> 00:27:18,652
Well, he don't know
480
00:27:18,752 --> 00:27:21,721
What you're really about, let him go
481
00:27:21,821 --> 00:27:24,984
And let him figure it out
482
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:28,628
Don't waste your time by the phone
483
00:27:28,728 --> 00:27:32,499
Come on, grab your shoes and hat, girl
484
00:27:32,599 --> 00:27:35,735
Go show the boys on the block
485
00:27:35,835 --> 00:27:38,872
Just exactly where you're at, girl
486
00:27:38,972 --> 00:27:42,442
'Cause you don't show
what you're thinking about
487
00:27:42,542 --> 00:27:46,273
Hey, girl, you know
that it's gonna work out
488
00:27:47,781 --> 00:27:50,150
Yeah! And I keep on saying
489
00:27:50,250 --> 00:27:52,686
Hello hello hello!
490
00:27:52,786 --> 00:27:54,854
Come on and step in my ride
491
00:27:54,954 --> 00:27:58,651
We'll go downtown and dance away
492
00:28:00,527 --> 00:28:02,929
Hello hello hello!
493
00:28:03,029 --> 00:28:05,165
We're gonna make it all right
494
00:28:05,265 --> 00:28:09,936
Hey, girl, you've got it anyway
495
00:28:10,036 --> 00:28:13,340
Don't gotta make no obligation
496
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,608
Just gotta get the situation
497
00:28:15,708 --> 00:28:18,978
Get it over and over
498
00:28:19,078 --> 00:28:20,947
And over and over
499
00:28:21,047 --> 00:28:23,550
Hello hello hello!
500
00:28:23,650 --> 00:28:25,719
Come on and step in my ride
501
00:28:25,819 --> 00:28:29,722
We'll go downtown and get away.
502
00:28:32,459 --> 00:28:34,761
All right!
503
00:28:34,861 --> 00:28:36,658
Yes, Lord!
504
00:28:44,270 --> 00:28:47,173
- Hi, there.
- Hi.
505
00:28:47,273 --> 00:28:50,043
- How's the house working out?
- Great. Having a ball.
506
00:28:50,143 --> 00:28:53,380
I bet. How's the hunt
for hardbodies going?
507
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:56,816
You know, it's the thrill of the chase.
We're not taking it serious or anything.
508
00:28:56,916 --> 00:28:59,652
Big Kahuna to Southern Comfort.
509
00:28:59,752 --> 00:29:01,821
You read me, Southern Comfort? Come on.
510
00:29:01,921 --> 00:29:03,957
Loud and clear, Big Kahuna.
511
00:29:04,057 --> 00:29:06,292
There's a hot little hardbody
heading your way right now.
512
00:29:06,392 --> 00:29:09,129
Why don't you intercept her
and show her no mercy?
513
00:29:09,229 --> 00:29:11,931
Roger, Big Kahuna. Out.
514
00:29:12,031 --> 00:29:14,100
Southern Comfort. Is that your handle?
515
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,468
Yeah.
516
00:29:15,568 --> 00:29:19,305
I'm a little aged, but I go down smooth.
517
00:29:19,405 --> 00:29:22,142
Hey, Lana, watch this.
518
00:29:22,242 --> 00:29:24,077
Neat, huh?
519
00:29:24,177 --> 00:29:27,247
Will you tell Kristi
that I came by to say hello?
520
00:29:27,347 --> 00:29:28,815
Sure thing, Candy.
521
00:29:28,915 --> 00:29:30,850
Thanks. Bye.
522
00:29:30,950 --> 00:29:32,884
Bye.
523
00:29:49,802 --> 00:29:51,538
Is that any way to treat
the men in your lives?
524
00:29:51,638 --> 00:29:53,373
We're only paying you back.
525
00:29:53,473 --> 00:29:55,508
- Paying us back for what?
- Tell him.
526
00:29:55,608 --> 00:29:58,745
We have been hit on over five times today
527
00:29:58,845 --> 00:30:00,947
by your stupid geek squad.
528
00:30:01,047 --> 00:30:03,983
Yeah, Scotty, how's the pimp biz?
529
00:30:04,083 --> 00:30:06,219
Hey, now that is unfair, okay?
That's below the belt.
530
00:30:06,319 --> 00:30:08,221
Really? Word down on the beach is
531
00:30:08,321 --> 00:30:10,590
you've moved in
with a bunch of sex geezers.
532
00:30:10,690 --> 00:30:13,993
They might be old, ugly and horny,
but actually they're very nice guys.
533
00:30:14,093 --> 00:30:15,595
Hard-ups with hard-ons.
534
00:30:15,695 --> 00:30:17,630
There's a lot of that going around.
535
00:30:17,730 --> 00:30:19,132
Listen, I need to talk
to Kristi for a minute.
536
00:30:19,232 --> 00:30:21,434
- We'll be right back.
- I'll wait out here.
537
00:30:21,534 --> 00:30:23,403
I'll keep Kimberly company.
538
00:30:23,503 --> 00:30:25,238
I'm not lonely, Rag.
539
00:30:25,338 --> 00:30:28,074
But I am.
540
00:30:28,174 --> 00:30:30,210
- What's the big deal?
- You'll see.
541
00:30:30,310 --> 00:30:32,145
- Brewski?
- No, thanks.
542
00:30:32,245 --> 00:30:34,047
I'm watching my figure.
543
00:30:34,147 --> 00:30:36,138
Yeah, me too.
544
00:30:40,887 --> 00:30:42,822
This room is all mine.
545
00:30:42,922 --> 00:30:45,492
- Can you stand it?
- Just barely.
546
00:30:45,592 --> 00:30:47,093
What are all those knobs for?
547
00:30:47,193 --> 00:30:48,928
I don't know.
548
00:30:49,028 --> 00:30:50,830
You mean you haven't used them yet?
549
00:30:50,930 --> 00:30:52,420
Nuh-uh.
550
00:30:54,167 --> 00:30:56,294
Let's see. This is the master.
551
00:30:57,971 --> 00:31:00,235
And this.
552
00:31:08,047 --> 00:31:10,083
Whoa!
553
00:31:10,183 --> 00:31:13,186
Ho-ho!
554
00:31:13,286 --> 00:31:15,522
And now for some ocean motion.
555
00:31:20,693 --> 00:31:22,695
Oh, too cool!
556
00:31:22,795 --> 00:31:25,098
Perfect wave right in my own room.
557
00:31:25,198 --> 00:31:27,666
And now for some atmosphere.
558
00:31:31,137 --> 00:31:34,307
Oh, far fucking out.
559
00:31:34,407 --> 00:31:36,242
The best is yet to come.
560
00:31:36,342 --> 00:31:39,312
Slow this thing down a little bit.
I'm starting to get seasick.
561
00:31:39,412 --> 00:31:41,080
Now, Scotty,
562
00:31:41,180 --> 00:31:44,707
get ready for the big bang.
563
00:32:03,703 --> 00:32:06,739
How do you know about all this stuff?
564
00:32:06,839 --> 00:32:09,208
Hey, you've been around. I've been around.
565
00:32:09,308 --> 00:32:11,310
And who with?
566
00:32:12,910 --> 00:32:17,450
- What's so funny?
- My sister.
567
00:32:17,550 --> 00:32:19,586
Yeah, Lana, she rents this place out.
568
00:32:19,686 --> 00:32:22,956
I've been here lots of times.
569
00:32:23,056 --> 00:32:25,558
Is everything turned on now?
570
00:32:25,658 --> 00:32:27,922
Everything is now.
571
00:32:45,978 --> 00:32:49,048
You called your friends
and they're coming on over
572
00:32:49,148 --> 00:32:51,985
The party is on, the party's on!
573
00:32:52,085 --> 00:32:55,421
We might get crazy, but we won't get sober
574
00:32:55,521 --> 00:32:58,691
The party is on, the party's on!
575
00:32:58,791 --> 00:33:01,828
Well, you can bet your life
576
00:33:01,928 --> 00:33:04,130
And you'd better watch your wife
577
00:33:04,230 --> 00:33:08,101
And we'll be feeling all right
578
00:33:08,201 --> 00:33:11,500
Yeah, the party's on tonight
579
00:33:13,172 --> 00:33:16,609
Well, we're gonna party
till the day after, baby
580
00:33:16,709 --> 00:33:19,946
The party is on, the party's on!
581
00:33:20,046 --> 00:33:23,149
The girls I know will drive you crazy
582
00:33:23,249 --> 00:33:26,319
The party is on, the party's on!
583
00:33:26,419 --> 00:33:29,656
Well, you can bet your life
584
00:33:29,756 --> 00:33:31,924
Nobody will be walking right
585
00:33:32,024 --> 00:33:35,828
And we'll be feeling all right
586
00:33:35,928 --> 00:33:40,956
Yeah, the party's on tonight!
587
00:33:46,639 --> 00:33:48,641
- Hi.
- Heart attack.
588
00:33:48,741 --> 00:33:51,344
- Heart attack, my ass.
- With pleasure.
589
00:33:51,444 --> 00:33:54,347
Hey, Rag, got a party about to happen,
dude. Where's the band?
590
00:33:54,447 --> 00:33:56,015
Bad news, dude. They just called.
591
00:33:56,115 --> 00:33:58,351
They're playing a bar mitzvah in Encino.
592
00:33:58,451 --> 00:34:01,352
Well, dude, we need a band.
What are we gonna do?
593
00:34:02,955 --> 00:34:05,758
Wait a second. I got it.
594
00:34:05,858 --> 00:34:07,655
What? Where are you going?
595
00:34:13,132 --> 00:34:16,169
Yeah yeah!
596
00:34:16,269 --> 00:34:18,337
He's got the body
597
00:34:18,437 --> 00:34:20,073
Yeah yeah!
598
00:34:20,173 --> 00:34:23,242
Computer madness
599
00:34:23,342 --> 00:34:24,977
He'll pull the plug
600
00:34:25,077 --> 00:34:27,880
Computer madness
601
00:34:27,980 --> 00:34:30,383
He'll pull the plug
602
00:34:30,483 --> 00:34:32,318
Computer madness
603
00:34:32,418 --> 00:34:34,721
Computer madness
604
00:34:34,821 --> 00:34:36,989
Computer madness
605
00:34:37,089 --> 00:34:39,592
Computer madness.
606
00:34:39,692 --> 00:34:41,994
Hello.
607
00:34:42,094 --> 00:34:44,464
I hope you're not here
to complain about the noise.
608
00:34:44,564 --> 00:34:47,467
No way. You guys, you're awesome.
609
00:34:47,567 --> 00:34:49,135
Thanks.
610
00:34:49,235 --> 00:34:51,304
What record company you guys record for?
611
00:34:51,404 --> 00:34:53,639
We don't have a label.
612
00:34:53,739 --> 00:34:56,243
We can't even get a gig.
613
00:34:56,943 --> 00:34:59,011
Well, you know what, girls?
614
00:34:59,111 --> 00:35:01,247
I got a feeling something's
right around the corner.
615
00:35:01,347 --> 00:35:03,583
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah!
616
00:35:21,934 --> 00:35:24,237
By the phone
617
00:35:24,337 --> 00:35:26,139
All alone
618
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:28,174
Will he call?
619
00:35:28,274 --> 00:35:29,942
Or will he stall?
620
00:35:30,042 --> 00:35:32,178
You want some fun?
621
00:35:32,278 --> 00:35:34,547
Another one
622
00:35:34,647 --> 00:35:36,716
String that bait
623
00:35:36,816 --> 00:35:39,085
While you wait
624
00:35:39,185 --> 00:35:42,746
Don't you feel bad about it?
625
00:35:43,756 --> 00:35:46,492
You just can't live without him
626
00:35:46,592 --> 00:35:48,795
Maria
627
00:35:48,895 --> 00:35:50,897
When will you
628
00:35:50,997 --> 00:35:53,132
Be by his side?
629
00:35:53,232 --> 00:35:55,134
By his side?
630
00:35:55,234 --> 00:35:58,838
Maria, when will you
631
00:35:58,938 --> 00:36:03,671
Be satisfied? Be satisfied?
632
00:36:08,180 --> 00:36:11,384
Maria, when will you
633
00:36:11,484 --> 00:36:14,420
Be by his side?
634
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:16,589
By his side?
635
00:36:16,689 --> 00:36:18,758
Maria
636
00:36:18,858 --> 00:36:23,062
When will you be satisfied?
637
00:36:23,162 --> 00:36:25,064
Be satisfied?
638
00:36:25,164 --> 00:36:27,233
Maria
639
00:36:27,333 --> 00:36:29,368
When will you
640
00:36:29,468 --> 00:36:31,337
Be by his side?
641
00:36:31,437 --> 00:36:33,539
By his side?
642
00:36:33,639 --> 00:36:35,107
Maria...
643
00:36:35,207 --> 00:36:36,902
Thank you.
644
00:36:41,814 --> 00:36:43,749
Thank you. All right.
645
00:36:43,849 --> 00:36:46,118
We'd like to dedicate this next number
646
00:36:46,218 --> 00:36:48,988
to our new manager, Mr. Party himself...
647
00:36:49,088 --> 00:36:51,257
Scotty Palmer!
648
00:36:51,357 --> 00:36:54,427
All right, man, right on!
649
00:36:54,527 --> 00:36:56,262
I didn't know you manage bands.
650
00:36:56,362 --> 00:36:59,065
Stick around, baby.
Surprise is my middle name.
651
00:36:59,165 --> 00:37:01,901
What's the name?
652
00:37:02,001 --> 00:37:04,237
The band, what's the name?
653
00:37:04,337 --> 00:37:05,638
Diaper Rash.
654
00:37:05,738 --> 00:37:09,642
That sucks. Change the name,
call me tomorrow. We'll have lunch.
655
00:37:09,742 --> 00:37:12,378
Be with you
656
00:37:12,478 --> 00:37:14,947
- They want to be with me
- They want to be with you
657
00:37:15,047 --> 00:37:16,916
They want to be with me
658
00:37:17,016 --> 00:37:20,853
- They want to be with you
- They want to be with me...
659
00:37:20,953 --> 00:37:23,155
- Howdy.
- Howdy.
660
00:37:23,255 --> 00:37:24,924
I'm Carlton Ashby.
661
00:37:25,024 --> 00:37:27,426
Cool name. I'm Michelle.
662
00:37:27,526 --> 00:37:30,096
Michelle, what do you do?
663
00:37:30,196 --> 00:37:33,733
Well, that all depends on who I'm with.
664
00:37:33,833 --> 00:37:36,002
No, I mean what kind of work do you do?
665
00:37:36,102 --> 00:37:39,272
I teach aerobics. How about you, Carlton?
666
00:37:39,372 --> 00:37:41,040
Fertilizer's my game.
667
00:37:41,140 --> 00:37:43,242
I own a manure factory in Texas.
668
00:37:43,342 --> 00:37:45,678
- You mean like...
- Cow shit.
669
00:37:48,180 --> 00:37:50,182
100% grade "A"
670
00:37:50,282 --> 00:37:52,018
finger-licking good pasture patties
671
00:37:52,118 --> 00:37:53,686
to sprinkle on your rose bushes.
672
00:37:53,786 --> 00:37:57,290
I love it. Mom always used
to warn me about bullshit artists,
673
00:37:57,390 --> 00:38:00,526
but she never told me how
to handle a cowshit king.
674
00:38:00,626 --> 00:38:03,829
Speaking of good shit...
675
00:38:03,929 --> 00:38:06,165
- I can't believe it.
- Oh, my dress.
676
00:38:06,265 --> 00:38:08,200
It's ruined. It'll never come out.
677
00:38:08,300 --> 00:38:10,736
You know what?
If you soak that right away,
678
00:38:10,836 --> 00:38:13,272
- there's a chance.
- But I'll have to take it off.
679
00:38:13,372 --> 00:38:15,341
- Ricki...
- Nicki.
680
00:38:15,441 --> 00:38:17,843
Nicki, of course.
Look, the bathroom's right over there.
681
00:38:17,943 --> 00:38:19,078
Okay, thanks.
682
00:38:19,178 --> 00:38:21,714
Listen, Nicki, I am really sorry, okay?
683
00:38:21,814 --> 00:38:23,716
I feel like such a klutz.
I can't believe it.
684
00:38:23,816 --> 00:38:26,319
We were talking and someone pushed me.
685
00:38:26,419 --> 00:38:27,753
I don't even know how it happened.
686
00:38:27,853 --> 00:38:30,378
That's okay. You've been really sweet.
687
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,703
Robert E Lee.
688
00:38:43,803 --> 00:38:45,705
Ma'am?
689
00:38:45,805 --> 00:38:47,740
You remind me of Robert E Lee.
690
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:50,242
I like to nickname my men
before I fuck them.
691
00:38:50,342 --> 00:38:52,678
Just like that?
692
00:38:52,778 --> 00:38:54,880
Whatever became of romance?
693
00:38:55,480 --> 00:39:00,319
Why, Ashby darling,
you want romance? Read a novel.
694
00:39:00,419 --> 00:39:03,122
You want me?
695
00:39:03,222 --> 00:39:05,156
I'm upstairs.
696
00:39:22,007 --> 00:39:24,438
Party time! Ba-ba!
697
00:39:26,145 --> 00:39:29,382
You creep! You totally lied to me.
698
00:39:29,482 --> 00:39:31,617
Hold on a second. Hey, what did I do?
699
00:39:31,717 --> 00:39:33,986
You said there would be
modeling agents here.
700
00:39:34,086 --> 00:39:35,888
Gee, no, you must have got here
right after they left.
701
00:39:35,988 --> 00:39:37,690
Bullshit! That was just a line.
702
00:39:37,790 --> 00:39:40,026
No, it's true, really.
Look, I got an idea.
703
00:39:40,126 --> 00:39:42,028
Why don't we go upstairs
and take some pictures?
704
00:39:42,128 --> 00:39:44,530
Then I could send them to the agents.
They're all my good friends.
705
00:39:44,630 --> 00:39:45,998
- Yeah.
- Oh, really?
706
00:39:46,098 --> 00:39:47,767
- Really.
- No, really.
707
00:39:47,867 --> 00:39:49,935
Come on, let's go.
708
00:39:50,035 --> 00:39:52,799
Modeling agents? Scotty.
709
00:39:55,207 --> 00:39:58,444
How about just right over there
by the bed? That'll be good.
710
00:39:58,544 --> 00:40:00,713
I'm not taking my clothes off.
711
00:40:00,813 --> 00:40:02,314
No no no. Just a face shot.
712
00:40:02,414 --> 00:40:04,814
I know what I'm doing.
713
00:40:06,352 --> 00:40:08,120
The lens cap is on.
714
00:40:08,220 --> 00:40:11,849
- Huh?
- The lens cap.
715
00:40:18,364 --> 00:40:20,132
Hey, what's going on in here?
716
00:40:20,232 --> 00:40:21,934
Taking pictures for a modeling agency.
717
00:40:22,034 --> 00:40:23,903
Yeah? Will you take a few of me?
718
00:40:24,003 --> 00:40:25,971
Sure. The more the merrier.
719
00:40:29,208 --> 00:40:32,011
Hey, is this the modeling agency
that's taking pictures?
720
00:40:32,111 --> 00:40:33,946
- Mm-hmm.
- Can I join?
721
00:40:34,046 --> 00:40:36,037
Mm-hmm.
722
00:40:48,727 --> 00:40:50,196
Come on, take some more of me.
723
00:40:50,296 --> 00:40:52,196
- Over here!
- Me!
724
00:40:55,267 --> 00:40:57,703
So how's that photographer doing?
725
00:40:57,803 --> 00:40:59,271
Great. He's already
taken a hundred pictures.
726
00:40:59,371 --> 00:41:02,341
- He hasn't reloaded once.
- Really?
727
00:41:02,441 --> 00:41:03,843
Ooh, great picture.
728
00:41:03,943 --> 00:41:06,712
I've got a great body, too.
729
00:41:06,812 --> 00:41:10,009
That's nothing. My body is better.
730
00:41:21,994 --> 00:41:24,196
Computer madness
731
00:41:24,296 --> 00:41:27,199
Yeah yeah!
732
00:41:27,299 --> 00:41:28,968
He's got the body
733
00:41:29,068 --> 00:41:31,704
Yeah yeah!
734
00:41:31,804 --> 00:41:33,639
Computer madness
735
00:41:33,739 --> 00:41:36,709
He'll pull the plug
736
00:41:36,809 --> 00:41:37,977
Computer madness
737
00:41:38,077 --> 00:41:41,814
He'll pull the plug
738
00:41:41,914 --> 00:41:43,782
Computer madness
739
00:41:43,882 --> 00:41:46,285
Computer madness
740
00:41:46,385 --> 00:41:48,287
Computer madness
741
00:41:48,387 --> 00:41:50,184
Computer madness...
742
00:41:53,592 --> 00:41:56,428
- Hey, Kristi.
- That's disgusting.
743
00:41:56,528 --> 00:41:58,697
I can't believe you could
stand there and watch.
744
00:41:58,797 --> 00:42:00,699
And you really think
it's funny, don't you?
745
00:42:00,799 --> 00:42:04,035
Kristi, nobody's getting hurt.
It's just a yuck.
746
00:42:13,445 --> 00:42:15,881
And what's that? Another yuck?
747
00:42:15,981 --> 00:42:18,050
It must be something
chemical when you turn 30.
748
00:42:18,150 --> 00:42:19,752
Well, I don't think it's funny.
749
00:42:19,852 --> 00:42:23,422
I think all these guys are jerks,
and I don't want to be around them.
750
00:42:23,522 --> 00:42:25,820
Kristi.
751
00:42:27,893 --> 00:42:30,262
Hey, come on, don't go.
752
00:42:30,362 --> 00:42:32,164
I was kind of hoping we were
gonna spend the night together.
753
00:42:32,264 --> 00:42:35,034
Why? So that you could get up afterwards
754
00:42:35,134 --> 00:42:37,903
and do your Tarzan imitation, too?
755
00:42:38,003 --> 00:42:40,096
No, thanks, Scotty.
756
00:43:16,675 --> 00:43:20,406
Ash, Ash!
757
00:43:23,058 --> 00:43:24,683
Oh, God!
758
00:43:24,783 --> 00:43:27,086
- Morning.
- Good morning.
759
00:43:27,186 --> 00:43:28,754
What time is it?
760
00:43:28,854 --> 00:43:30,956
0600.
761
00:43:31,056 --> 00:43:32,524
Oh, 6:00.
762
00:43:32,624 --> 00:43:35,394
Come on, time to rise and shine.
763
00:43:35,494 --> 00:43:38,130
I'm more likely to stoop and puke.
764
00:43:38,230 --> 00:43:40,966
My liver's staging a major coup d'état.
765
00:43:41,066 --> 00:43:44,336
Come on!
It's a perfect day for a marathon.
766
00:43:44,436 --> 00:43:46,472
First we'll make love,
767
00:43:46,572 --> 00:43:49,808
then we'll go for a jog and then we
can come back and make love again
768
00:43:49,908 --> 00:43:52,735
till we bounce off the walls.
769
00:44:14,533 --> 00:44:16,524
Good morning.
770
00:44:21,974 --> 00:44:23,375
What's the matter with Rounder?
771
00:44:23,475 --> 00:44:25,077
He spend the night with Candy last night.
772
00:44:25,177 --> 00:44:26,201
So?
773
00:44:28,213 --> 00:44:31,808
Good morning, fellas.
Get your rocks off last night?
774
00:44:34,286 --> 00:44:36,155
What did she do, bite his wanger off?
775
00:44:36,255 --> 00:44:38,424
No, he's got a case of blue balls...
you know, love nuts.
776
00:44:38,524 --> 00:44:39,889
Get out of here.
777
00:44:41,126 --> 00:44:43,829
Can anyone think of something good
778
00:44:43,929 --> 00:44:46,159
for breakfast?
779
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,902
She's a real space module, buddy.
780
00:44:50,002 --> 00:44:52,171
On the beach, we call her "Candy Wrapper."
781
00:44:52,271 --> 00:44:53,572
Candy Wrapper?
782
00:44:53,672 --> 00:44:55,808
Yeah, she melts in your ear,
not in your hand.
783
00:44:55,908 --> 00:44:58,604
She talks sex nonstop. She won't put out.
784
00:45:12,424 --> 00:45:15,060
Oh! Excuse me, I...
785
00:45:30,008 --> 00:45:32,244
Come on, you wuss!
Let's do five more miles!
786
00:45:32,344 --> 00:45:34,312
Go ahead, I'll catch up with you.
787
00:45:36,415 --> 00:45:39,385
Congratulations.
I see you made your big score.
788
00:45:39,485 --> 00:45:41,186
- Yeah.
- Enjoying yourself?
789
00:45:41,286 --> 00:45:45,057
Yeah, Michelle's a spunky little filly.
Keeps me off my can.
790
00:45:45,157 --> 00:45:47,359
You look a little tired.
791
00:45:47,459 --> 00:45:49,995
Well, you know what they say...
792
00:45:50,095 --> 00:45:52,498
no pain, no gain.
793
00:45:52,598 --> 00:45:54,666
Well, you'd better start pumping
'cause your little filly's
794
00:45:54,766 --> 00:45:56,702
- halfway around the track.
- Oh, God.
795
00:45:56,802 --> 00:45:58,633
- See you around.
- All right.
796
00:46:20,759 --> 00:46:23,061
Come on, come on. Tuck it in, tuck it in.
797
00:46:23,161 --> 00:46:24,797
Tuck it in. Straighten that back now.
798
00:46:24,897 --> 00:46:27,099
Straighten that back.
Looking good, looking good.
799
00:46:27,199 --> 00:46:29,234
Come on, Mickey. What are you, a sissy?
800
00:46:29,334 --> 00:46:31,303
That's only 50 lbs. Push it, girl.
801
00:46:31,403 --> 00:46:32,938
Push it, come on.
802
00:46:33,038 --> 00:46:34,573
Come on. Come on.
803
00:46:34,673 --> 00:46:36,575
Hey, I love ya.
804
00:46:36,675 --> 00:46:38,277
20 more, go gobble some protein.
805
00:46:38,377 --> 00:46:39,845
- Oh! Mr. Manager.
- Rocco.
806
00:46:39,945 --> 00:46:42,481
Hey, I like your girls.
They sound good, they look good.
807
00:46:42,581 --> 00:46:45,250
Tell me, do they screw good?
808
00:46:45,350 --> 00:46:47,486
Now don't tell me...
I like ladies with mystery.
809
00:46:47,586 --> 00:46:49,922
Hey, Rocco, I got a new name for the band.
810
00:46:50,022 --> 00:46:51,824
Yeah, good, 'cause that other name...
811
00:46:51,924 --> 00:46:53,592
"Diarrhea," whatever... made me sick
812
00:46:53,692 --> 00:46:55,327
and I'm not what you'd call
a queasy kind of guy.
813
00:46:55,427 --> 00:46:57,162
Hardbodies.
814
00:46:57,262 --> 00:46:58,697
Hardbodies?
815
00:46:58,797 --> 00:47:02,301
Yeah, it means the perfect
little foxes down on the beach.
816
00:47:02,401 --> 00:47:04,603
Yeah, I... I like it.
817
00:47:04,703 --> 00:47:07,339
Listen, that goes with my concept.
818
00:47:07,439 --> 00:47:10,476
I want to promote your band
and my bodybuilders on one ticket.
819
00:47:10,576 --> 00:47:12,744
- That sounds different.
- Definitely.
820
00:47:12,844 --> 00:47:15,814
Hey, shit, it's a marriage
made in fucking heaven.
821
00:47:15,914 --> 00:47:18,350
Listen, guys are sick of wimpy broads.
822
00:47:18,450 --> 00:47:21,119
Look at these hamstrings,
these gluteus maximus,
823
00:47:21,219 --> 00:47:24,857
the spinal erectus...
this is the body of the '80s.
824
00:47:24,957 --> 00:47:26,458
So what do you say, kid?
825
00:47:26,558 --> 00:47:28,026
We stage an exhibition on the beach,
826
00:47:28,126 --> 00:47:29,684
Hardbody Spectacular?
827
00:47:34,466 --> 00:47:36,668
All right.
828
00:47:36,768 --> 00:47:38,203
- Okay.
- Now, listen,
829
00:47:38,303 --> 00:47:40,506
bring your friends around tonight
and we'll party here, huh?
830
00:47:40,606 --> 00:47:42,674
Beer, wine, booze, pizza... all on Rocco.
831
00:47:42,774 --> 00:47:44,309
Listen, kiddo, I always treat
832
00:47:44,409 --> 00:47:47,479
my business partners right.
833
00:47:47,579 --> 00:47:49,809
May God rest their souls.
834
00:47:53,819 --> 00:47:55,888
Kimberly, which one
do you think I should wear?
835
00:47:55,988 --> 00:47:58,891
The pink one.
Scotty said we should wear our best.
836
00:47:58,991 --> 00:48:01,460
Yeah, well, I really don't think
I feel like going out with Scotty
837
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:03,061
after what happened at the party.
838
00:48:03,161 --> 00:48:05,064
Yes, you do.
839
00:48:05,164 --> 00:48:07,332
You know you got the hots for him.
840
00:48:07,432 --> 00:48:09,601
I'm the one making the sacrifice.
841
00:48:09,701 --> 00:48:11,603
I have to go out with Rag!
842
00:48:11,703 --> 00:48:14,439
- Oh, Rag, you're so...
- All right!
843
00:48:14,539 --> 00:48:16,041
Do you love me? Do you love me?
844
00:48:16,141 --> 00:48:18,076
Do you love me?
Do you, do you really love me?
845
00:48:19,745 --> 00:48:23,448
Tell me, tell me, tell me
Do you really love me?
846
00:48:24,847 --> 00:48:27,286
Mr. Cool Mystery...
847
00:48:27,386 --> 00:48:29,388
What are you doing?
848
00:48:29,488 --> 00:48:31,189
Why do guys like boobs?
849
00:48:31,289 --> 00:48:33,425
Why do guys like boobs?
I don't know why guys like boobs.
850
00:48:33,525 --> 00:48:35,794
But they sure go crazy trying
to get at 'em though, don't they?
851
00:48:35,894 --> 00:48:37,729
Yeah, but they don't do anything.
852
00:48:37,829 --> 00:48:39,631
They just lie there.
853
00:48:42,067 --> 00:48:44,236
I know why they like 'em.
854
00:48:44,336 --> 00:48:46,371
'Cause they don't have 'em.
855
00:48:48,007 --> 00:48:51,176
Come here, okay, can you imagine Rag
856
00:48:51,276 --> 00:48:54,212
in a set of double-D...
857
00:49:02,054 --> 00:49:03,488
Hey, dude, are you for real?
858
00:49:03,588 --> 00:49:05,223
Fuckin'-A right, girl.
859
00:49:05,323 --> 00:49:06,825
Not too bad for starters, Scotty.
860
00:49:06,925 --> 00:49:08,688
The best is yet to come.
861
00:49:10,362 --> 00:49:13,165
Oh, my God!
862
00:49:13,765 --> 00:49:16,001
Oh, God, you guys.
863
00:49:16,101 --> 00:49:18,296
- Come on, guys, get in.
- This is unbelievable!
864
00:49:20,605 --> 00:49:23,125
Ooh, champagne! What are we drinking to?
865
00:49:23,226 --> 00:49:27,313
Tonight, we drink to the finest things
in life. What are those things?
866
00:49:27,713 --> 00:49:29,448
- Fast cars.
- Fast women.
867
00:49:29,548 --> 00:49:31,917
Fast food.
868
00:49:32,017 --> 00:49:34,019
Rag, the window!
869
00:49:34,119 --> 00:49:35,854
- Oh!
- All right!
870
00:49:35,954 --> 00:49:37,989
Pop that baby open!
871
00:49:54,072 --> 00:49:55,674
Night time's the right time
872
00:49:55,774 --> 00:49:58,242
For making it work on the street
873
00:50:01,813 --> 00:50:03,448
Thrown in the corner
874
00:50:03,548 --> 00:50:05,851
You just don't know who you might meet
875
00:50:05,951 --> 00:50:08,387
Hey
876
00:50:08,487 --> 00:50:10,522
Rocking behind...
877
00:50:10,622 --> 00:50:12,624
Yeah!
878
00:50:16,061 --> 00:50:18,296
For giving up the ride
879
00:50:18,396 --> 00:50:21,388
It's satisfaction, all right
880
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:24,265
All right...
881
00:50:32,377 --> 00:50:35,180
Came to this place with a smile on my face
882
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:37,077
And desire
883
00:50:39,618 --> 00:50:42,788
Walk through the door
and then out on the floor
884
00:50:42,888 --> 00:50:44,913
With the fire
885
00:50:46,625 --> 00:50:48,627
Always play it cool, ooh
886
00:50:48,727 --> 00:50:50,195
I'm no fool
887
00:50:50,295 --> 00:50:51,887
But I must confess...
888
00:50:52,964 --> 00:50:55,967
Nice dress. She's got me hot and cold
889
00:50:56,067 --> 00:50:58,270
Now I'm sold
890
00:50:58,370 --> 00:51:00,072
When things look that good
891
00:51:00,172 --> 00:51:02,040
Her name up in lights
892
00:51:02,140 --> 00:51:05,075
She's a woman in motion
893
00:51:06,311 --> 00:51:08,370
Causing commotion
894
00:51:10,115 --> 00:51:12,417
I've got the notion
895
00:51:12,517 --> 00:51:16,388
Huh! She's squeezing an ocean
896
00:51:16,488 --> 00:51:19,691
Let me see a woman in motion
897
00:51:19,791 --> 00:51:21,660
Woman in motion
898
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:25,863
Causing commotion, causing commotion
899
00:51:27,999 --> 00:51:31,969
- Say what?
- She's a woman in motion
900
00:51:36,608 --> 00:51:38,098
Hey!
901
00:51:47,986 --> 00:51:50,122
Ride 'em, cowboy!
902
00:52:02,334 --> 00:52:05,701
You've got to admit,
they're not such bad guys after all.
903
00:52:06,738 --> 00:52:09,741
But I'd rather be alone with you!
904
00:52:10,441 --> 00:52:13,245
Baby, don't try to talk light
905
00:52:13,345 --> 00:52:15,947
Blame it on these arms that held you tight
906
00:52:16,047 --> 00:52:18,984
Blame it on these hands
that touched your skin
907
00:52:19,084 --> 00:52:21,753
Blame it on the heart that loves to sin
908
00:52:21,853 --> 00:52:23,722
Blame it on this man
909
00:52:23,822 --> 00:52:25,380
I'll take 'em down
910
00:52:28,159 --> 00:52:29,661
Blame it on me
911
00:52:29,761 --> 00:52:33,365
I feel no shame
912
00:52:33,465 --> 00:52:34,933
I did it
913
00:52:35,033 --> 00:52:36,601
And I'm glad
914
00:52:36,701 --> 00:52:39,471
I did it, 'cause I'm a man
915
00:52:39,571 --> 00:52:41,006
I did it
916
00:52:41,106 --> 00:52:42,474
And I'm glad
917
00:52:42,574 --> 00:52:45,338
So don't look at me like I'm so bad...
918
00:52:48,645 --> 00:52:51,817
That's 10 big weenies and cheese...
919
00:52:51,917 --> 00:52:53,852
10 large fries,
920
00:52:53,952 --> 00:52:55,921
10 large colas
921
00:52:56,021 --> 00:52:57,852
and 10 apple turnovers.
922
00:52:58,890 --> 00:53:01,059
- Anything else I can get you?
- Yeah, what's your name?
923
00:53:01,159 --> 00:53:04,663
- Dede.
- We'll have one fresh Dede to go.
924
00:53:04,763 --> 00:53:06,665
I wish. I don't get off till 2:00.
925
00:53:06,765 --> 00:53:08,800
Hey, come on, Dede!
926
00:53:08,900 --> 00:53:10,390
It's now or never!
927
00:53:13,939 --> 00:53:17,670
- All right, Dede!
- Whoo-hoo! Whoo!
928
00:53:18,743 --> 00:53:20,212
I did it, I did it
929
00:53:20,312 --> 00:53:23,348
Head 'em up!
930
00:53:23,448 --> 00:53:25,283
Move 'em out!
931
00:53:28,286 --> 00:53:30,846
I'll take the blame
932
00:53:32,324 --> 00:53:34,025
Blame it on me
933
00:53:34,125 --> 00:53:36,423
I'll feel no shame
934
00:53:40,198 --> 00:53:43,101
She was a young thing
935
00:53:43,201 --> 00:53:46,304
In the prime of her life
936
00:53:46,404 --> 00:53:49,541
Standing there looking
937
00:53:49,641 --> 00:53:52,477
As cute as could be
938
00:53:52,577 --> 00:53:55,647
So I walked on over
939
00:53:55,747 --> 00:53:58,717
And asked her name
940
00:53:58,817 --> 00:54:01,720
I'm still not believing
941
00:54:01,820 --> 00:54:04,756
What she said to me
942
00:54:04,856 --> 00:54:08,693
"I don't fuck fossils for free
943
00:54:08,793 --> 00:54:11,129
Old man
944
00:54:11,229 --> 00:54:15,063
I don't fuck fossils for free
945
00:54:16,968 --> 00:54:19,371
So just go on home
946
00:54:19,471 --> 00:54:22,875
And take matters in hand"...
947
00:54:22,975 --> 00:54:26,902
"'Cause I don't fuck fossils for free."
948
00:54:32,183 --> 00:54:33,852
Oh, Hunter, give me your
949
00:54:33,952 --> 00:54:36,554
big throbbing love bud.
950
00:54:36,654 --> 00:54:40,525
My flower needs watering
from the hydrant in your loins.
951
00:54:40,625 --> 00:54:43,929
Ooh, I'm gonna hydrantize your
flowering bud like you can't believe.
952
00:54:44,029 --> 00:54:49,267
- No! Keep your hands off of me!
- What the hell is the matter with you?
953
00:54:49,367 --> 00:54:51,369
Am I crazy? One minute you beg me for it
954
00:54:51,469 --> 00:54:53,096
and the next minute I can't touch you.
955
00:54:54,139 --> 00:54:56,775
I'm sorry.
956
00:54:56,875 --> 00:54:58,376
I like lots of foreplay.
957
00:54:58,476 --> 00:55:00,578
For how long, a week?
958
00:55:02,847 --> 00:55:04,337
Oh...
959
00:55:05,517 --> 00:55:07,385
I can never get
one of these things undone.
960
00:55:07,485 --> 00:55:09,510
Well, that's because there's
nothing to get undone.
961
00:55:14,159 --> 00:55:16,227
Wait... wait a sec.
962
00:55:16,327 --> 00:55:18,596
I thought you said you were 29,
963
00:55:18,696 --> 00:55:20,298
but how could you have a kid who's 18?
964
00:55:20,398 --> 00:55:23,101
It was, uh, one of those arranged deals.
965
00:55:23,201 --> 00:55:25,170
Gee, I thought I started fast,
966
00:55:25,270 --> 00:55:27,939
but I've never met a guy who got
a girl pregnant at nine.
967
00:55:28,039 --> 00:55:30,098
You must have been an early developer.
968
00:55:32,043 --> 00:55:35,570
God, Rounder, it's so big and scary.
969
00:55:37,449 --> 00:55:39,508
Touch it again, it's been so long.
970
00:55:40,585 --> 00:55:42,354
Kiss me, Hunter.
971
00:55:42,454 --> 00:55:46,220
Thrust your heat-seeking
missile between my lips.
972
00:55:51,129 --> 00:55:54,966
Oh, I'm so sorry! Candy,
I can't believe I did that. I'm so clumsy.
973
00:55:55,066 --> 00:55:56,568
You know what? You know what?
974
00:55:56,668 --> 00:56:00,538
If you take that off right now and soak it,
there's a chance it won't stain.
975
00:56:00,638 --> 00:56:02,936
I have to take it off first.
976
00:56:20,658 --> 00:56:22,494
Whatever happens,
977
00:56:22,594 --> 00:56:25,897
don't stop playing. Deal?
978
00:56:25,997 --> 00:56:27,965
Deal.
979
00:56:44,349 --> 00:56:46,017
Oh, Rounder, I'm climbing the mountain!
980
00:56:46,117 --> 00:56:47,619
Oh! Climb it!
981
00:56:55,727 --> 00:56:57,627
Oh, Rounder!
982
00:57:02,634 --> 00:57:04,969
Get to the top!
983
00:57:05,169 --> 00:57:06,764
Get to the top!
984
00:57:25,657 --> 00:57:28,126
Want some more champagne?
985
00:57:28,226 --> 00:57:30,126
Mm-hmm.
986
00:57:32,664 --> 00:57:34,933
Okay, you stay right here, sexy.
I'll be right back.
987
00:57:35,033 --> 00:57:36,796
Okay.
988
00:57:49,581 --> 00:57:51,683
Help! Get away from me!
989
00:57:52,783 --> 00:57:53,852
Get away!
990
00:57:53,952 --> 00:57:56,154
Someone! Come on!
991
00:57:56,254 --> 00:57:58,756
Let go! Cut it out!
992
00:58:02,493 --> 00:58:04,496
- Come on!
- Would you get out of here?!
993
00:58:04,596 --> 00:58:08,466
Hey, hey! Hunter! That's enough, man!
994
00:58:08,566 --> 00:58:11,136
- Leave her alone!
- What are you doing here?
995
00:58:11,236 --> 00:58:14,005
Hunter, she says no, she means no.
996
00:58:14,105 --> 00:58:16,941
- Scotty, I think I can handle this.
- No, I know you can handle it.
997
00:58:17,041 --> 00:58:20,178
Give me a break, will you, Scotty?
I don't need your advice this time.
998
00:58:20,278 --> 00:58:23,008
I mean it. Leave her alone.
999
00:58:25,250 --> 00:58:26,740
Shit.
1000
00:58:27,785 --> 00:58:29,287
That's it, man. That's it! All right?
1001
00:58:29,387 --> 00:58:30,855
The deal's off!
1002
00:58:30,955 --> 00:58:32,582
If that's the way you want it.
1003
00:58:34,259 --> 00:58:36,591
You've got till noon to get
your stuff out, all right?
1004
00:58:47,138 --> 00:58:50,596
He, uh... he tricked me
into taking my clothes off.
1005
00:58:51,676 --> 00:58:54,913
Candy, why do you
keep on talking dirty to guys?
1006
00:58:55,013 --> 00:58:57,379
- Huh?
- It gets their attention.
1007
00:58:58,716 --> 00:59:00,650
Yeah, and don't you see what it does?
1008
00:59:01,953 --> 00:59:04,183
You talk dirty to 'em, they get turned on,
1009
00:59:05,256 --> 00:59:07,190
then all they want to do is fuck you.
1010
00:59:08,359 --> 00:59:10,554
I just want them to like me, Scotty.
1011
00:59:11,696 --> 00:59:13,631
What?
1012
00:59:13,731 --> 00:59:15,400
Hi.
1013
00:59:15,500 --> 00:59:17,101
Oh, hi, Hunter.
1014
00:59:17,201 --> 00:59:18,937
- You look lonesome.
- Not really,
1015
00:59:19,037 --> 00:59:21,372
Scotty's coming right back.
1016
00:59:21,472 --> 00:59:24,209
Um, I don't think so.
1017
00:59:24,309 --> 00:59:26,411
As a matter of fact,
1018
00:59:26,511 --> 00:59:29,447
he sent me up here to keep you company.
1019
00:59:29,547 --> 00:59:31,950
Buy you a drink?
1020
00:59:32,050 --> 00:59:33,785
What's that supposed to mean?
1021
00:59:33,885 --> 00:59:37,048
It means that he's indisposed.
1022
00:59:38,189 --> 00:59:40,091
Indisposed?
1023
00:59:40,191 --> 00:59:42,627
Yeah. I guess, uh...
1024
00:59:42,727 --> 00:59:44,462
he figured, you know, what the hell?
1025
00:59:44,562 --> 00:59:48,800
- Tit for tat.
- My tits for whose tat?
1026
00:59:48,900 --> 00:59:50,205
Candy's.
1027
00:59:52,737 --> 00:59:56,264
- You're kidding.
- He's taking a crack at her right now.
1028
00:59:57,742 --> 01:00:00,111
I don't believe you.
1029
01:00:00,211 --> 01:00:02,547
Well, go ahead and see for yourself.
1030
01:00:02,647 --> 01:00:04,376
They're right down there.
1031
01:00:05,883 --> 01:00:09,114
You don't know what it's like
when people call you names like...
1032
01:00:10,288 --> 01:00:12,123
airhead,
1033
01:00:12,223 --> 01:00:13,758
dingaling,
1034
01:00:13,858 --> 01:00:15,693
yo-yo, bimbo.
1035
01:00:15,793 --> 01:00:17,761
There's no way you can know that, Scotty.
1036
01:00:20,264 --> 01:00:22,232
Come here, baby.
1037
01:00:23,668 --> 01:00:25,533
It's okay, baby.
1038
01:00:34,045 --> 01:00:36,214
Ragger, I got no idea what ticks her off.
1039
01:00:36,314 --> 01:00:38,283
She's acting weird to me all the way home,
1040
01:00:38,383 --> 01:00:40,785
she runs out of the car,
she slams the door right...
1041
01:00:40,885 --> 01:00:43,688
Hello? Uh, yes, please.
1042
01:00:43,788 --> 01:00:47,025
Uh, one dozen long-stemmed red roses
1043
01:00:47,125 --> 01:00:48,660
to Kristi Kelly.
1044
01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:51,829
Uh, just put "Love, Scotty" on the card.
1045
01:00:51,929 --> 01:00:54,198
Thank you.
1046
01:00:54,298 --> 01:00:57,101
It's 11:25.
1047
01:00:57,201 --> 01:00:59,431
You've got 35 minutes
to get your stuff out.
1048
01:01:02,407 --> 01:01:03,931
You know something, Hunter?
1049
01:01:05,443 --> 01:01:07,578
You're really a freak of evolution.
1050
01:01:07,678 --> 01:01:11,249
You got no balls,
but you're such a big prick.
1051
01:01:11,349 --> 01:01:13,384
Rag, let's get the fuck out of here,
1052
01:01:13,484 --> 01:01:16,120
- now.
- This is totally bogus.
1053
01:01:16,220 --> 01:01:18,279
A bunch of lame farts anyway.
1054
01:01:32,837 --> 01:01:35,740
Oh, those are beautiful. Thank you.
1055
01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:37,967
- Bye.
- Bye bye.
1056
01:01:58,863 --> 01:02:00,398
Do you love me? Do you love me?
1057
01:02:00,498 --> 01:02:03,901
Do you love me?
Do you, do you really love me?
1058
01:02:04,001 --> 01:02:05,670
Tell me, tell me, tell me
1059
01:02:05,770 --> 01:02:07,465
If you really love me
1060
01:02:09,006 --> 01:02:11,167
Mr. Cool Mystery
1061
01:02:13,878 --> 01:02:16,073
Mr. Cool Mystery
1062
01:02:17,114 --> 01:02:20,641
I said do you love me, Mr. Cool Mystery?
1063
01:02:23,221 --> 01:02:24,956
Don't give me that silent treatment...
1064
01:02:25,056 --> 01:02:27,325
Wow, Kimber Kong.
1065
01:02:27,425 --> 01:02:28,826
I talked to Kristi.
1066
01:02:28,926 --> 01:02:30,862
And?
1067
01:02:30,962 --> 01:02:33,231
She said she'll meet you here
in 20 minutes.
1068
01:02:33,331 --> 01:02:34,766
That's perfect. Great.
1069
01:02:34,866 --> 01:02:36,567
- Wait a minute, buddy.
- Huh?
1070
01:02:36,667 --> 01:02:39,761
She said if you make a scene,
she's gonna split.
1071
01:02:40,905 --> 01:02:42,540
Wait, hold on. Hey, Kimber, come on!
1072
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:44,776
What I do, miss a date or something?
What, I got brain damage?
1073
01:02:44,876 --> 01:02:46,310
You said it, I didn't.
1074
01:02:46,410 --> 01:02:48,146
Kimber, come on, this is Scotty, remember?
1075
01:02:48,246 --> 01:02:51,015
Come on, tell me.
Why is Kristi so pissed off at me?
1076
01:02:51,115 --> 01:02:53,418
You're busted, buddy.
1077
01:02:53,518 --> 01:02:55,520
She saw you on the beach last night
1078
01:02:55,620 --> 01:02:57,588
making your moves on Candy.
1079
01:02:57,688 --> 01:02:59,123
- What?!
- Yeah.
1080
01:02:59,223 --> 01:03:00,747
Hey, Kimberly, check this one out.
1081
01:03:02,326 --> 01:03:03,795
- Oh! Fuck!
- Aw.
1082
01:03:03,895 --> 01:03:06,728
Great! A dumbbell with a dumbbell.
1083
01:03:11,602 --> 01:03:13,805
Don't call and say you need him
1084
01:03:13,905 --> 01:03:17,608
And then not show up
'cause you're leaving...
1085
01:03:17,708 --> 01:03:19,677
Scotty, my man, what's going?
1086
01:03:19,777 --> 01:03:22,113
These girls are too fucking much!
Out of fucking sight!
1087
01:03:22,213 --> 01:03:24,982
- Hot fucking shit!
- I couldn't have said it better.
1088
01:03:25,082 --> 01:03:26,584
I couldn't have said it better.
1089
01:03:26,684 --> 01:03:28,879
I gotta go backstage
and pump up one of the girls.
1090
01:03:30,922 --> 01:03:32,657
Do you love me? Do you love me?
1091
01:03:32,757 --> 01:03:35,850
Do you love me?
Do you, do you really love me?
1092
01:03:37,828 --> 01:03:40,331
Do you really love me?
1093
01:03:40,431 --> 01:03:43,434
Hey, get those bimbos off the stage!
1094
01:03:43,534 --> 01:03:46,404
- Yeah, get off, bimbos!
- Yeah, what are you doing?
1095
01:03:46,504 --> 01:03:48,539
Suck shit!
1096
01:03:48,639 --> 01:03:51,442
Jerkoff, you turn that blaster off now!
1097
01:03:51,542 --> 01:03:54,678
What did you say, dickhead?
You want me to turn it up?
1098
01:03:57,047 --> 01:04:00,540
Hey, you son of a bitch!
I'll rip your fuckin' head off!
1099
01:04:01,752 --> 01:04:04,121
I'm not sure, 'cause you're leaving me...
1100
01:04:07,291 --> 01:04:08,883
Get him!
1101
01:04:15,032 --> 01:04:18,126
'Cause it's my heart that you're holding
1102
01:04:20,371 --> 01:04:22,006
Do you love me? Do you love me?
1103
01:04:22,106 --> 01:04:24,370
Do you love me?
Do you, do you really love me?
1104
01:04:25,910 --> 01:04:27,345
Tell me, tell me, tell me
1105
01:04:27,445 --> 01:04:30,848
If you really love me
1106
01:04:30,948 --> 01:04:33,246
Mr. Cool Mystery
1107
01:04:35,453 --> 01:04:38,656
Mr. Cool Mystery
1108
01:04:38,756 --> 01:04:40,358
I said do you love me
1109
01:04:40,458 --> 01:04:42,790
Mr. Cool Mystery?
1110
01:04:52,169 --> 01:04:53,971
Don't say you're sorry, please
1111
01:04:54,071 --> 01:04:56,073
'Cause you're dragging me down
1112
01:04:56,173 --> 01:04:59,006
On your knees
1113
01:05:01,846 --> 01:05:05,850
I don't know what is left anyway
1114
01:05:05,950 --> 01:05:08,419
Whoa, Mr. Cool Mystery
1115
01:05:08,519 --> 01:05:11,317
Is this a dream or is it real?
1116
01:05:32,743 --> 01:05:35,837
Mr. Cool Mystery
1117
01:05:37,548 --> 01:05:40,785
Yeah, Mr. Cool Mystery
1118
01:05:40,885 --> 01:05:43,020
Do you love me? Do ya?
1119
01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:45,423
Mr. Cool Mystery
1120
01:05:45,523 --> 01:05:48,192
Do ya? Do you want me,
1121
01:05:48,292 --> 01:05:49,919
Mr. Cool Mystery?
1122
01:05:51,395 --> 01:05:54,364
Do you love me, Mr. Cool
1123
01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:58,269
Mystery?
1124
01:06:01,072 --> 01:06:02,506
Oh, dude.
1125
01:06:02,606 --> 01:06:04,075
Where you been?
1126
01:06:04,175 --> 01:06:06,837
You stood Kristi up.
1127
01:06:07,878 --> 01:06:09,947
- Was she pissed?
- Nah.
1128
01:06:10,047 --> 01:06:14,484
She said there's no point in being
pissed at somebody she don't care about.
1129
01:06:14,584 --> 01:06:16,420
I hit an all-time low, dude.
1130
01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:19,724
No, you didn't. Kristi went to Hunter's.
1131
01:06:19,824 --> 01:06:21,492
Hunter's?
1132
01:06:21,592 --> 01:06:24,829
Yeah, she said he's got a lot more class
than amateur boy like you.
1133
01:06:24,929 --> 01:06:27,523
Oh, man. That wuss.
1134
01:06:29,266 --> 01:06:31,632
That wuss! Oh, man.
1135
01:06:43,781 --> 01:06:45,612
Come on.
1136
01:06:46,917 --> 01:06:50,821
Kristi, broken hearts come
with the territory.
1137
01:06:51,406 --> 01:06:53,266
That's love.
1138
01:06:54,458 --> 01:06:57,662
- In fact, that's life.
- I don't always want to be
1139
01:06:57,762 --> 01:07:00,297
worrying about Scotty.
1140
01:07:00,397 --> 01:07:01,832
I mean, you know, there's other things
1141
01:07:01,932 --> 01:07:04,435
- that I'd like to do with my life.
- It's the same thing in business.
1142
01:07:04,535 --> 01:07:08,072
You get fucked over all the time
until you're successful. Even then.
1143
01:07:08,172 --> 01:07:10,574
You want to be a designer?
That's a "fuck you" business
1144
01:07:10,674 --> 01:07:13,844
with a capital "fuck you."
You'd better get used to it.
1145
01:07:13,944 --> 01:07:16,047
Here he comes.
1146
01:07:16,147 --> 01:07:18,149
You know, I never imagined it
to be like that.
1147
01:07:18,249 --> 01:07:20,484
Sure, are you kidding? They're animals.
1148
01:07:20,584 --> 01:07:24,188
They lay awake at night thinking up
new ways to fuck you.
1149
01:07:24,288 --> 01:07:28,693
You won't even know the names of half
the people that'll line up to do it to you.
1150
01:07:28,793 --> 01:07:30,327
You really think I get screwed that much?
1151
01:07:30,427 --> 01:07:32,530
Mm-hmm. Up the wazoo...
1152
01:07:32,630 --> 01:07:34,598
by every Tom, Dick and Harry.
1153
01:07:34,698 --> 01:07:37,668
But if it's really what you want...
1154
01:07:37,768 --> 01:07:41,839
Well, I think that's
all that'll satisfy me right now.
1155
01:07:41,939 --> 01:07:45,076
Dude, she's slipping fast.
1156
01:07:45,176 --> 01:07:48,813
Then go for it.
You look like you could use a refill.
1157
01:07:48,913 --> 01:07:50,938
- Pinot?
- Yeah, thanks, that'd be great.
1158
01:07:56,687 --> 01:07:58,122
- Kristi.
- Scotty.
1159
01:07:58,222 --> 01:08:01,625
I want to talk to you, Kristi...
alone, for only two minutes.
1160
01:08:01,725 --> 01:08:06,097
Two minutes? I waited
for you for two hours this afternoon.
1161
01:08:06,197 --> 01:08:08,132
I can explain about that.
1162
01:08:08,232 --> 01:08:11,235
Oh, I bet you can.
You've got a way with words.
1163
01:08:11,335 --> 01:08:14,105
- It's called lying.
- And what are you doing, huh?
1164
01:08:14,205 --> 01:08:16,207
Auditioning for Hunter's orgy gang?
1165
01:08:16,307 --> 01:08:19,844
Now where do you get off
talking to me like that?
1166
01:08:19,944 --> 01:08:22,780
- Kristi!
- Scotty.
1167
01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:24,415
Social climbing I see.
1168
01:08:24,515 --> 01:08:27,151
How about a drink before you go?
1169
01:08:29,653 --> 01:08:31,348
Sorry you couldn't stay longer!
1170
01:08:56,247 --> 01:08:58,682
Jealousy's some weird shit.
Right now I feel like
1171
01:08:58,782 --> 01:09:00,785
carving my initials in Hunter's back.
1172
01:09:00,885 --> 01:09:03,654
Yeah, I know what you mean.
I once caught my old lady
1173
01:09:03,754 --> 01:09:06,157
giving a hummer to some cowboy.
1174
01:09:06,257 --> 01:09:09,560
I laid a serious hurting on his ass.
1175
01:09:09,660 --> 01:09:11,328
What'd you do to her?
1176
01:09:11,428 --> 01:09:14,764
I really punished her... I married her.
1177
01:09:15,299 --> 01:09:17,267
I hate him.
1178
01:09:19,203 --> 01:09:22,339
Hunter... he's a creep.
1179
01:09:22,439 --> 01:09:25,142
Not Hunter, Scotty.
1180
01:09:25,242 --> 01:09:27,678
- What about Scotty?
- He just makes me
1181
01:09:27,778 --> 01:09:30,447
so mad sometimes!
1182
01:09:30,547 --> 01:09:32,683
I don't know. All my scams are backfiring,
1183
01:09:32,783 --> 01:09:35,686
blowing up in my face. I'm sick of this.
1184
01:09:35,786 --> 01:09:37,788
Yeah, I know what you mean, son.
1185
01:09:37,888 --> 01:09:40,524
A man gets tired
of peeing on his own shoes.
1186
01:09:40,624 --> 01:09:43,460
I start missing him.
1187
01:09:43,560 --> 01:09:46,363
And I miss his cute little smile.
1188
01:09:46,463 --> 01:09:48,232
He's not a creep.
1189
01:09:48,332 --> 01:09:51,495
The way he looks at me
and the way he touches me.
1190
01:09:53,470 --> 01:09:55,529
Kristi, I think you have
a serious problem.
1191
01:09:56,907 --> 01:09:58,342
What?
1192
01:09:58,442 --> 01:10:01,278
Little sister, you're in love.
1193
01:10:14,959 --> 01:10:16,560
Whoo! Yeah!
1194
01:10:16,660 --> 01:10:18,495
- Scotty, how's it going?
- Hey, what's happening?
1195
01:10:18,595 --> 01:10:20,364
Hey, listen you guys.
1196
01:10:20,464 --> 01:10:23,734
I want to make this fast,
I want to be honest.
1197
01:10:23,834 --> 01:10:25,436
I'm no band manager.
1198
01:10:25,536 --> 01:10:27,504
Come on, Scotty, you're a great one!
1199
01:10:27,604 --> 01:10:30,241
Scotty, where you been? I was beginning
to think you was a flake.
1200
01:10:30,341 --> 01:10:32,209
I need your John Hancock on these papers.
1201
01:10:32,309 --> 01:10:34,178
What papers?
1202
01:10:34,278 --> 01:10:36,914
Rocco got us a gig...
opening act at the Forum.
1203
01:10:37,014 --> 01:10:38,916
For the Miss Muscles contest!
1204
01:10:39,016 --> 01:10:40,351
Yeah! Whoo!
1205
01:10:40,451 --> 01:10:42,519
- Oh, man.
- Can I tell him the rest of the news?
1206
01:10:42,619 --> 01:10:44,355
- Uh-huh.
- Rocco's putting up some money
1207
01:10:44,455 --> 01:10:46,190
- and we're gonna record a demo.
- What can I tell ya?
1208
01:10:46,290 --> 01:10:49,260
I'm the tooth fairy of rock 'n' roll.
1209
01:10:49,360 --> 01:10:51,362
Plus we got a show tonight
at your place, Ash.
1210
01:10:51,462 --> 01:10:53,397
- Party!
- Party!
1211
01:10:56,066 --> 01:10:59,627
Farns, bring anybody you think
might be a possible investor.
1212
01:11:00,804 --> 01:11:03,240
Yeah, there'll be plenty of girls.
1213
01:11:03,340 --> 01:11:05,409
All right. I'll see you at 8:00 sharp.
1214
01:11:05,509 --> 01:11:09,579
Hey, Farns, don't forget to take your
wheat germ. You're gonna need it.
1215
01:11:10,981 --> 01:11:12,883
Well, look what the cat dragged in.
1216
01:11:12,983 --> 01:11:14,685
I thought we had an agreement...
1217
01:11:14,785 --> 01:11:16,253
no guys from the club.
1218
01:11:16,353 --> 01:11:19,323
Oh, come on, Ash. Lighten up, man.
1219
01:11:19,423 --> 01:11:21,025
We've got girls coming out of our ears.
1220
01:11:21,125 --> 01:11:22,893
You're missing the point.
1221
01:11:22,993 --> 01:11:24,795
This is supposed to have been for fun.
1222
01:11:24,895 --> 01:11:27,331
Now you're bringing business into it.
1223
01:11:27,431 --> 01:11:28,899
Well, so what?
1224
01:11:28,999 --> 01:11:30,434
Hey, Ash, how are you doing?
1225
01:11:30,534 --> 01:11:32,002
Just fine, Rounder.
1226
01:11:32,102 --> 01:11:35,172
And one more thing, I don't like
what you're trying to pull with Kristi.
1227
01:11:35,272 --> 01:11:37,207
Hey, I haven't touched her.
1228
01:11:37,307 --> 01:11:38,876
What, you're playing it cool, huh?
1229
01:11:38,976 --> 01:11:41,345
I spill no wine before it's time.
1230
01:11:42,980 --> 01:11:44,415
You're a sick man.
1231
01:11:44,515 --> 01:11:46,283
That's not funny.
1232
01:11:46,383 --> 01:11:48,619
She and Scotty,
they got a real thing going on.
1233
01:11:48,719 --> 01:11:50,321
Now you're trying to fuck it up.
1234
01:11:50,421 --> 01:11:52,089
What are you, her den mother?
1235
01:11:52,189 --> 01:11:53,724
She's old enough to make up her own mind.
1236
01:11:53,824 --> 01:11:55,693
Not when she doesn't have all the facts.
1237
01:11:55,793 --> 01:11:57,361
What are you talking about? What facts?
1238
01:11:57,461 --> 01:11:59,863
- The fact that you're an asshole.
- I'm an asshole?!
1239
01:11:59,963 --> 01:12:01,865
- Yeah, you're an asshole!
- I'm an asshole?!
1240
01:12:01,965 --> 01:12:03,834
- You're an asshole!
- You're an asshole!
1241
01:12:03,934 --> 01:12:06,960
You guys want to see an asshole?
I'll show you an asshole!
1242
01:12:09,139 --> 01:12:10,607
Come on, guys. Lighten up.
1243
01:12:10,707 --> 01:12:12,876
We've got a party to get ready for here.
1244
01:12:12,976 --> 01:12:15,240
Not me, I'm out of this scene.
1245
01:12:22,286 --> 01:12:23,887
Old Hunter's using this party tonight
1246
01:12:23,987 --> 01:12:25,614
to profiteer.
1247
01:12:27,224 --> 01:12:29,920
Ain't much I can do about
except just not be a part of it.
1248
01:12:31,028 --> 01:12:33,731
Well, partner, just might be
something old Rag and me here
1249
01:12:33,831 --> 01:12:35,466
can do about it.
1250
01:12:35,566 --> 01:12:38,467
Yeah, I think we can think
of something cool.
1251
01:12:54,685 --> 01:12:56,320
You told me
1252
01:12:56,420 --> 01:12:58,355
You sold me
1253
01:12:58,455 --> 01:13:00,391
Controlled me
1254
01:13:00,491 --> 01:13:02,659
And I believed you when you pleaded
1255
01:13:02,759 --> 01:13:06,196
And you said that I would be good
1256
01:13:06,296 --> 01:13:08,662
Well, fuck you
1257
01:13:10,033 --> 01:13:11,735
You bought me
1258
01:13:11,835 --> 01:13:13,704
You taught me...
1259
01:13:13,804 --> 01:13:16,540
Kristi, let's get out of here.
1260
01:13:16,640 --> 01:13:18,842
Come on, let's just hang around
another hour, okay?
1261
01:13:18,942 --> 01:13:20,844
Besides, I promised Hunter we'd stay.
1262
01:13:20,944 --> 01:13:23,447
An hour? There's gonna
be nothing left of us
1263
01:13:23,547 --> 01:13:25,549
except a pile of white bones.
1264
01:13:25,649 --> 01:13:28,385
Un-fucking-believable.
1265
01:13:28,485 --> 01:13:31,522
Makes those bimbos in Vegas
look like corn-fed hogs.
1266
01:13:31,622 --> 01:13:33,924
- I gotta learn how you do it.
- Of course you do, Farns.
1267
01:13:34,024 --> 01:13:36,360
And so does every other
lonely guy out there in America.
1268
01:13:36,460 --> 01:13:38,062
It's a natural for cable TV.
1269
01:13:38,162 --> 01:13:39,797
Wait'll you hear the name.
This is gonna kill you.
1270
01:13:39,897 --> 01:13:41,965
- You ready? Go ahead.
- "Hunting With Hunter."
1271
01:13:42,065 --> 01:13:43,734
- Is that great or what?
- Every week,
1272
01:13:43,834 --> 01:13:46,203
we send Hunter out to dialogue
a bunch of new hardbodies.
1273
01:13:46,303 --> 01:13:48,072
And Rounder does the BBD update.
1274
01:13:48,172 --> 01:13:50,774
And all we need's a couple
of hundred thousand dollars for a pilot.
1275
01:13:50,874 --> 01:13:54,244
Money is no problem. I love the concept.
1276
01:13:54,344 --> 01:13:55,913
You've got a deal.
1277
01:13:56,013 --> 01:13:57,314
- We got a deal.
- We got a deal.
1278
01:13:57,414 --> 01:14:00,050
All right, it's party time!
1279
01:14:00,150 --> 01:14:01,985
You guys are cool. I knew you'd dig it.
1280
01:14:02,085 --> 01:14:05,322
Rag, you're okay. We've got to invite
you the next time we give a party.
1281
01:14:05,422 --> 01:14:07,257
Yeah man, we love to drink a lot of beer!
1282
01:14:07,357 --> 01:14:08,792
And light a lot of farts!
1283
01:14:08,892 --> 01:14:10,427
Wow, that's cool.
1284
01:14:10,527 --> 01:14:13,096
- Yeah, let's party!
- Yeah!
1285
01:14:13,196 --> 01:14:15,121
Party!
1286
01:14:17,734 --> 01:14:19,503
Hang back.
1287
01:14:19,603 --> 01:14:22,639
Okay, that's Hunter right there
in the white jumpsuit.
1288
01:14:22,739 --> 01:14:24,408
Got it.
1289
01:14:24,508 --> 01:14:28,378
Okay, guys, don't start anything until
this party starts to fizzle though, okay?
1290
01:14:28,478 --> 01:14:30,180
When are we gonna know when that is?
1291
01:14:30,280 --> 01:14:32,111
- You'll know.
- All right.
1292
01:14:34,084 --> 01:14:36,053
Hey, all right, how we doing?
1293
01:14:36,153 --> 01:14:37,950
Having a good time.
1294
01:14:39,423 --> 01:14:41,658
Kristi, do me a favor, will ya?
I want you to meet
1295
01:14:41,758 --> 01:14:43,227
a business friend of mine I have here.
1296
01:14:43,327 --> 01:14:45,227
Just show him a good time, okay?
1297
01:14:46,697 --> 01:14:48,332
Show him a good time?
1298
01:14:48,432 --> 01:14:50,834
No, not show him a good time,
show him a good time.
1299
01:14:50,934 --> 01:14:53,337
- Oh, barf.
- Give me a break, will you, Kimberly?
1300
01:14:53,437 --> 01:14:56,907
Farns, come here, I want you
to meet some friends of mine.
1301
01:14:57,007 --> 01:14:58,575
Oh, double barf.
1302
01:14:58,675 --> 01:15:00,911
Uh, Farnsey, this is Kimberly;
Kimberly, this is Farnsey.
1303
01:15:01,011 --> 01:15:02,913
Farnsey, this is Kristi; Kristi, Farnsey.
1304
01:15:03,013 --> 01:15:05,082
Well now, hello, Kristi.
1305
01:15:05,182 --> 01:15:09,152
My friends call me Farnsey,
my enemies call me collect.
1306
01:15:10,821 --> 01:15:14,188
A funny man. Funny rich man.
1307
01:15:19,263 --> 01:15:22,265
Funny girls. Such funny...
1308
01:15:23,365 --> 01:15:24,833
Wait.
1309
01:15:25,002 --> 01:15:27,871
Kristi. Kristi!
1310
01:15:27,971 --> 01:15:29,439
Oh, shit!
1311
01:15:29,539 --> 01:15:31,208
What a shame!
1312
01:15:31,308 --> 01:15:35,746
Hey, you know there's a chance that
won't stain if we soak it right away.
1313
01:15:35,846 --> 01:15:40,517
So why don't you go upstairs
with me and wring it out?
1314
01:15:40,617 --> 01:15:42,219
You can? Okay.
1315
01:15:42,319 --> 01:15:44,721
Come on, baby baby
1316
01:15:44,821 --> 01:15:47,790
Baby, give me the chance
1317
01:15:50,193 --> 01:15:52,729
'Cause I know, I know I can show you
1318
01:15:52,829 --> 01:15:55,093
About romance
1319
01:16:05,242 --> 01:16:09,112
How careless. We will
have to help you wash that out.
1320
01:16:10,747 --> 01:16:12,647
Oh, that's all right.
1321
01:16:17,421 --> 01:16:20,090
That's, uh, a bottle of wine.
1322
01:16:22,893 --> 01:16:24,724
You're gonna spill that on me?
1323
01:16:29,533 --> 01:16:32,502
- Hey, baby, wanna?
- Get out of here.
1324
01:16:32,602 --> 01:16:35,672
Hey, dude, they're lighting farts
down on the beach.
1325
01:16:35,772 --> 01:16:37,708
Well, is it BYOM?
1326
01:16:37,808 --> 01:16:39,676
- What?
- Bring your own matches!
1327
01:16:39,776 --> 01:16:42,946
- Uh, yeah. Yeah yeah.
- All right! Fart fart fart fart!
1328
01:16:43,046 --> 01:16:45,015
Rag, this party's the ultimate bummer.
1329
01:16:45,115 --> 01:16:47,651
- Where is Kristi?
- Upstairs in the bathroom.
1330
01:16:47,751 --> 01:16:50,087
- You're not leaving, are you?
- I'll be right back, okay?
1331
01:16:50,187 --> 01:16:51,745
- Okay?
- Hurry up.
1332
01:16:53,557 --> 01:16:55,525
I'm running
1333
01:16:55,625 --> 01:16:58,295
I'm running away from my heart
1334
01:16:58,395 --> 01:16:59,963
Running
1335
01:17:00,763 --> 01:17:04,368
- Can I help you, honey?
- What's this about a door prize?
1336
01:17:04,468 --> 01:17:07,801
Guess the size of Rounder's putz
and you will win 100 bucks.
1337
01:17:08,872 --> 01:17:10,874
Hey, dude, Kristi's
in the upstairs bathroom.
1338
01:17:10,974 --> 01:17:12,476
Okay.
1339
01:17:12,576 --> 01:17:14,271
And the day comes along...
1340
01:17:15,312 --> 01:17:17,180
Hello there.
1341
01:17:17,280 --> 01:17:19,149
I just wondered if you could tell me
1342
01:17:19,249 --> 01:17:21,752
where I could find Roger Rounder.
1343
01:17:21,852 --> 01:17:23,854
Yeah, lady, take a number and go upstairs.
1344
01:17:23,954 --> 01:17:26,323
Oh, all right. How about a little cookie
1345
01:17:26,423 --> 01:17:29,760
for a sweet little girl?
1346
01:17:29,860 --> 01:17:32,988
Roger! Rogie Rogie! Roger!
1347
01:17:36,366 --> 01:17:39,469
- Excuse me, emergency.
- Hey.
1348
01:17:39,569 --> 01:17:41,538
Running...
1349
01:17:41,638 --> 01:17:43,440
- Scotty!
- Kristi, I gotta talk to you.
1350
01:17:43,540 --> 01:17:45,876
- Get out of here!
- Just give me two minutes.
1351
01:17:45,976 --> 01:17:49,012
I'm gonna scream at the top of my lungs
if you don't get out of here now.
1352
01:17:49,112 --> 01:17:50,914
- Okay.
- I mean it.
1353
01:17:51,014 --> 01:17:52,783
- Let her rip.
- I mean it.
1354
01:17:52,883 --> 01:17:54,783
Let her rip.
1355
01:17:55,986 --> 01:17:58,614
You can't shift your key.
I can't stay in tune with you.
1356
01:18:00,891 --> 01:18:03,427
Okay, we're gonna act civilized?
1357
01:18:03,527 --> 01:18:05,324
Can we just share a doob, okay?
1358
01:18:06,363 --> 01:18:09,299
Talk this whole thing out, all right?
1359
01:18:09,399 --> 01:18:10,991
Hello there, Goldilocks.
1360
01:18:12,035 --> 01:18:14,026
- What's hanging?
- Spare me.
1361
01:18:17,274 --> 01:18:19,843
Look, I swear to God,
1362
01:18:19,943 --> 01:18:22,411
Hunter made the moves on Candy, not me.
1363
01:18:23,447 --> 01:18:25,506
Hey, I only want you.
1364
01:18:26,950 --> 01:18:29,886
Well, you know, there's a real easy way
for me to find out if you're lying.
1365
01:18:29,986 --> 01:18:31,955
Right, polygraph,
1366
01:18:32,055 --> 01:18:33,957
the old lie detector test.
1367
01:18:35,057 --> 01:18:38,028
No, Scotty, all I have to do
is go ask Candy.
1368
01:18:38,128 --> 01:18:40,864
Yeah, right, Candy.
1369
01:18:40,964 --> 01:18:42,866
Yeah, Candy. She'll tell me.
1370
01:18:42,966 --> 01:18:45,335
You know, aside from
that oversized schnozz,
1371
01:18:45,435 --> 01:18:47,104
you're kinda cute.
1372
01:18:47,204 --> 01:18:49,773
What do you say we go
down to my Rolls and fill that...
1373
01:18:49,873 --> 01:18:52,226
bunker with some nose candy?
1374
01:18:53,143 --> 01:18:57,481
You know, that beat of the music
is really strange.
1375
01:18:57,581 --> 01:18:59,416
Really strange.
1376
01:18:59,516 --> 01:19:02,246
No, it really is. Listen to it.
1377
01:19:05,155 --> 01:19:08,091
You'd better let go
or I'll bite you again!
1378
01:19:08,711 --> 01:19:10,120
Hey!
1379
01:19:13,062 --> 01:19:14,297
Hey, go dance with somebody else,
1380
01:19:14,397 --> 01:19:16,533
- freckle face.
- He's not dancing.
1381
01:19:16,633 --> 01:19:19,503
He's flipping you off
in 40 different languages.
1382
01:19:19,603 --> 01:19:21,438
Nobody flips me off!
1383
01:19:43,860 --> 01:19:45,521
I never did this before.
1384
01:19:47,964 --> 01:19:49,591
This is my first honey love.
1385
01:20:19,863 --> 01:20:22,399
And now, the Eighth Wonder of the World.
1386
01:20:24,167 --> 01:20:25,930
Roger!
1387
01:20:26,970 --> 01:20:28,438
Mom?!
1388
01:20:28,538 --> 01:20:30,140
Roger!
1389
01:20:30,240 --> 01:20:31,708
Mom!
1390
01:20:34,076 --> 01:20:35,540
On fire!
1391
01:20:39,082 --> 01:20:40,650
What... water! Water! Hey!
1392
01:20:40,750 --> 01:20:42,519
My feet! My feet! My fuckin' feet!
1393
01:20:45,155 --> 01:20:47,858
Om!
1394
01:20:47,958 --> 01:20:49,359
Big surprise!
1395
01:20:49,459 --> 01:20:50,894
Om!
1396
01:20:58,802 --> 01:21:01,771
- Mom!
- Roger! Roger!
1397
01:21:01,871 --> 01:21:03,874
Dede! Dede!
1398
01:21:03,974 --> 01:21:06,309
If your father were alive...
1399
01:21:06,409 --> 01:21:08,604
Party...
1400
01:21:14,951 --> 01:21:18,088
This party sucks the big one.
Where's Hunter?
1401
01:21:25,462 --> 01:21:28,665
Hunter! Where the fuck are you?!
1402
01:21:37,007 --> 01:21:39,342
- Whoo!
- Oh, shit!
1403
01:21:39,442 --> 01:21:41,678
Hunter sure does give
good party now, don't he?
1404
01:21:41,778 --> 01:21:44,014
For sure, dude.
1405
01:21:47,517 --> 01:21:49,849
It's party time!
1406
01:22:19,649 --> 01:22:22,085
Well, well.
1407
01:22:22,185 --> 01:22:24,210
This is something I never thought I'd see.
1408
01:22:26,222 --> 01:22:28,959
Yeah? Well, he looked
kinda cute last night,
1409
01:22:29,059 --> 01:22:30,627
so I figured what the heck?
1410
01:22:30,727 --> 01:22:32,462
It was rad, dude.
1411
01:22:32,562 --> 01:22:34,797
It was worth the wait.
1412
01:22:53,316 --> 01:22:56,419
- Hi, Scotty.
- Hey.
1413
01:22:56,519 --> 01:22:59,155
I talked to Hunter and he 'fessed up,
1414
01:22:59,255 --> 01:23:01,992
so I guess I owe you an apology.
1415
01:23:02,092 --> 01:23:03,889
You don't have to apologize.
1416
01:23:05,729 --> 01:23:08,064
Well, I've been doing some thinking
1417
01:23:08,164 --> 01:23:10,689
and I've decided to go back to college.
1418
01:23:11,801 --> 01:23:13,236
I think that's great, Kristi.
1419
01:23:13,336 --> 01:23:14,804
Isn't it?
1420
01:23:14,904 --> 01:23:17,668
I don't know what to say.
I hope you have a great year.
1421
01:23:18,708 --> 01:23:20,143
Do I get a goodbye kiss?
1422
01:23:20,243 --> 01:23:21,938
No.
1423
01:23:24,247 --> 01:23:26,049
Come on, I told you
I'm going back to college,
1424
01:23:26,149 --> 01:23:29,019
but I didn't say where.
I'm transferring to Cal State.
1425
01:23:29,119 --> 01:23:30,654
- Cal State?
- Mm-hmm.
1426
01:23:30,754 --> 01:23:32,155
- You mean up on the hill here?
- Right.
1427
01:23:32,255 --> 01:23:33,757
And I thought, you know,
1428
01:23:33,857 --> 01:23:36,326
maybe I could save some money
and we could move in together...
1429
01:23:36,426 --> 01:23:37,861
I mean, if you don't mind.
1430
01:23:37,961 --> 01:23:41,064
Kristi, don't you know
how crazy I am about you?
1431
01:23:41,164 --> 01:23:43,099
Don't you realize my heart
starts to palpitate...
1432
01:23:43,199 --> 01:23:45,568
Do yourself a favor...
1433
01:23:45,668 --> 01:23:47,570
drop the dialogue.
1434
01:23:47,670 --> 01:23:50,468
Your bigger and better deal is
staring you right in the face.
1435
01:24:21,237 --> 01:24:22,706
Look at the way
1436
01:24:22,806 --> 01:24:24,841
The sun makes 'em play
1437
01:24:24,941 --> 01:24:27,666
How can you leave them alone?
1438
01:24:29,012 --> 01:24:32,382
They're on the sand with B-9 in hand
1439
01:24:32,482 --> 01:24:35,285
Caressing the places unknown
1440
01:24:35,385 --> 01:24:38,955
Let me tell you I know a place
1441
01:24:39,055 --> 01:24:43,193
Gonna put a smile on your face
1442
01:24:43,293 --> 01:24:45,895
They got the tan lines on their skin
1443
01:24:45,995 --> 01:24:50,133
Watch them rub it in, rub it in
1444
01:24:50,233 --> 01:24:52,535
- Can you see the hardbodies?
- Hardbodies
1445
01:24:52,635 --> 01:24:54,204
They mean what they say
1446
01:24:54,304 --> 01:24:56,573
There ain't nobody
1447
01:24:56,673 --> 01:24:58,408
Standing in my way
1448
01:24:58,508 --> 01:25:00,276
- See the hardbodies
- Hardbodies
1449
01:25:00,376 --> 01:25:02,278
Do whatever they please
1450
01:25:02,378 --> 01:25:05,615
And everybody's dropping to their knees
1451
01:25:05,715 --> 01:25:08,240
I don't mind
1452
01:25:13,990 --> 01:25:17,594
Second to none, breaking out the big guns
1453
01:25:17,694 --> 01:25:20,663
Waxed up and ready to roll
1454
01:25:21,698 --> 01:25:25,135
As they go by, all the boys wink an eye
1455
01:25:25,235 --> 01:25:27,804
Then simply lose all control
1456
01:25:27,904 --> 01:25:31,808
Let me tell you I know a place
1457
01:25:31,908 --> 01:25:35,278
Gonna make a blind man lead the chase
1458
01:25:35,378 --> 01:25:39,549
Close as you can get to perfection
1459
01:25:39,649 --> 01:25:42,852
So take a look in that direction
1460
01:25:42,952 --> 01:25:45,755
- Can see you the hardbodies?
- Hardbodies
1461
01:25:45,855 --> 01:25:47,557
They mean what they say
1462
01:25:47,657 --> 01:25:50,894
There ain't nobody standing in my way
1463
01:25:50,994 --> 01:25:53,229
See their hardbodies
1464
01:25:53,329 --> 01:25:55,231
Do whatever they please
1465
01:25:55,331 --> 01:25:58,168
And everybody, get down on your knees
1466
01:25:58,268 --> 01:26:00,303
- I don't mind
- Hardbodies
1467
01:26:00,403 --> 01:26:02,906
I don't mind
1468
01:26:03,006 --> 01:26:06,242
Get the boys together
and we'll stand in a line
1469
01:26:06,342 --> 01:26:07,844
- We like to watch you slide
- Hardbodies
1470
01:26:07,944 --> 01:26:10,246
Baby, you can bet
1471
01:26:10,346 --> 01:26:13,917
You and me ain't ever seen
the best of it yet
1472
01:26:14,017 --> 01:26:17,787
Get a load of this, get on over here
1473
01:26:17,887 --> 01:26:21,291
Don't get too excited
when the boys all cheer
1474
01:26:21,391 --> 01:26:22,959
- For hardbodies
- Hardbodies
1475
01:26:23,059 --> 01:26:25,228
Hardbodies
1476
01:26:25,328 --> 01:26:29,299
Don't get too excited when
the boys all cheer for hardbodies
1477
01:26:29,399 --> 01:26:30,700
- Hardbodies
- Hardbodies
1478
01:26:30,800 --> 01:26:32,969
Hardbodies
1479
01:26:33,069 --> 01:26:34,571
Don't get too excited
1480
01:26:34,671 --> 01:26:37,231
When the boys all cheer for hardbodies.
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