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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Wow, you look nice.
What's the occasion?
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Monica and I are celebrating
our 10-month anniversary.
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- Got reservations at Jean-George.
- Wow.
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- How'd you get in?
- Oh.
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Made a few calls,
pulled some strings...
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...and they'll seat us if we both
have chicken and don't get dessert.
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[ROSS SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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- Hi, Chandler.
CHANDLER: Hey, Caitlin.
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Somebody got a haircut.
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Ugh. I hate it. I look like
an 8-year-old boy.
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If that was true, gym class
would've been more interesting.
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[CAITLIN & CHANDLER LAUGH]
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- It's, uh, $27 even.
- Oh, okay. Here you go.
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[DUCK QUACKING]
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Where's the chicken?
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Oh, it's in the back.
The duck pissed him off.
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He said that eggs came first.
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- Ha, ha, thanks. I'll see you later.
CHANDLER: Okay. Bye.
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What the hell was that?
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- What?
- The flirting.
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Aren't you supposed to be going out
with, hmm, let's see, my sister?
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I was not flirting.
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It was totally flirting!
"Somebody got a haircut..."
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[GIBBERING]
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First of all, the impression? Uncanny.
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Second, that wasn't flirting. That was just
casual conversation between two people.
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Oh! Yeah, right.
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You wanna see flirting?
I'll show you flirting.
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I'm good. I'm okay.
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RACHEL:
I am so proud of Joey.
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- He's gonna be on Law and Order!
- I know.
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But don't you think it should
be called Order and Law?
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No, because they arrest the guy
and then try him.
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Yeah. Don't get me started on that.
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- I was not flirting.
- And on your anniversary. For shame!
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RACHEL:
What's going on?
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Chandler was hitting on
the hot delivery girl.
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I was not. And oh, God! Shh!
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I'm sorry, but you were. And besides,
if anyone should be hitting on her...
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...it's the guy who's single...
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...the guy who can do something about it.
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Sounds like someone wants to be
Mr. Pizza Delivery Girl.
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Well...
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Is that what this is about?
You like Caitlin?
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Ha, ha, Ross, we broke up two years
ago. You've been married since then.
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I think it's okay
that we see other people.
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- I was watching her at the pizza place.
- Mm-hm.
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And she was just so sexy and funny
and has the cutest little...
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We don't need her measurements.
Ha, ha.
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Pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni.
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I know she's pretty and you love her,
but is she stupid?
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She forgot my vegetarian.
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This is perfect. She'll have
to come back here with your pizza.
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And when she does,
I will turn on the charm "au" Ross.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Oh, I am so glad you don't eat meat.
Ha, ha.
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- See? Vegetarianism benefits everyone.
- Mm.
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Hey, everybody, look who's here!
You remember my grandmother.
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[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]
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- Big night!
- Yeah, it's so cool.
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Joey on Law and Order.
You must be very proud.
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Chandler, she doesn't understand
a word of English.
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Ha, ha, I thought you were
Joey's other grandmother.
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I've done it again.
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Nonnie's my biggest fan.
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She's the only one in the family
who's always believed in me.
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[BOTH SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]
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Big star.
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My big fat Joey star.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah, I weighed, like,
27 pounds when I was born.
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Hey.
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- Happy anniversary.
- Happy anniversary, 10 months.
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- Oh! Mm.
- Mm.
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Um, in the shower I was thinking
about our first night in London.
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Oh, uh, Joey's grandmother's
right there.
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- The one who speaks English?
- The one who doesn't.
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That was some hot love you gave me.
Ha-ha-ha.
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- I'll get ready.
- Wear those earrings I got you.
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Oh, that's a great idea. I was saving
them for something special.
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CHANDLER:
Mm.
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- You've got to go home.
- But I like it here.
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Go home and get the earrings you borrowed.
He wants me to wear them.
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I think they're in my purse.
Go get dressed and I'll look for them.
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Okay.
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Ahem, Rach. Hi.
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I need those earrings you borrowed.
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Oh. Um...
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- Okay.
PHOEBE: Okay.
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- Yeah, I'll be right back.
PHOEBE: Okay.
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[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Wow, Pheebs, you speak Italian?
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I guess so.
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- Here you go.
- Thanks. Wait, where's the other one?
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Oh, what, you want both of them? Ha, ha.
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Rachel Karen Green,
where's the other earring?
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Okay, okay. Look, just don't freak out,
but I kind of lost it.
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Oh, I know it's in the apartment,
but I definitely lost it.
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What'll I tell Monica?
She wants to wear them tonight.
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- Tell her to wear her own earrings.
- These are her earrings.
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No. No.
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You lent me Monica's earrings?
I'm not allowed to borrow her stuff.
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- Why not?
- Because I lose her stuff!
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MAN [ON TV]:
He, uh, left a little after 2.
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You see that blind guy right there?
I'm gonna bash his head in later.
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[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]
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Oh, uh, my big scene's coming up.
Uh, the big scene coming up.
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If you said, "Big lima bean bubbling up,"
would she know the difference?
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Rach, what are you doing?
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Oh, I just can't watch. It's too scary.
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- Huh.
- It's a diaper commercial.
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Oh, yeah, well, you know me.
Babies, responsibilities...
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[SCREAMS]
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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CAITLIN: Pizza delivery.
- I'll get it! I will get that!
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CAITLIN: Hi.
- Hi.
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- One vegetarian pizza. It's 12.50.
- Ah.
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Uh, by the way, if it makes
you feel any better, uh...
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...I happen to like 8-year-old boys.
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What?
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Oh, I mean... No, no, no. The, uh...
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Your hair. Before. Your hair.
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You said you thought your hair
looked like an 8-year-old boy's...
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...and I'm just saying I like it.
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The hair.
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Oh. Thanks.
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You understand, I don't actually
like 8-year-old boys.
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All I'm looking for is the money.
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Here you go.
Now, stop bringing us pizzas, you.
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- I'm gonna try. Ha, ha.
CHANDLER: Okay.
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[CHANDLER SIGHS]
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You're welcome.
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You couldn't let me have her,
could you?
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- What?
- This is a girl I really like...
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...and you had to swoop in there!
- What's going on?
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Chandler was flirting
with the hot delivery girl.
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Thank you for that.
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I was not flirting.
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It's okay. I don't care. Ha, ha. It's fine.
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- Really?
- Really?
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It's no big deal. I do it all the time.
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[CHUCKLES]
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So, uh... Ahem.
You flirt with guys all the time?
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Sure. It doesn't mean anything. Just like
I know it doesn't mean anything with you.
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But there's a big difference.
You're a lot hotter.
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True story.
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Ha, ha. This actually bothers you?
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Yes, and I think
it'd bother a lot of people.
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When you were going out with Ross, did it
bother you when he flirted with other women?
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Uh, no. No, it bothered me when
he slept with other women.
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And thank you for that.
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But I never had anything to worry about.
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Ross was never very good
at the flirting thing.
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What...? What...? Ha, ha.
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What are you talking about?
It worked with you.
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Oh. No, you're right.
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We met, you flirted and then,
bam, nine years later, you had me.
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All right. All right.
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You know what I'm gonna do?
I am gonna order another pizza.
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And when Caitlin gets here...
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...I will show you how well I flirt.
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- I will get her phone number.
- Oh, well...
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And not the one on the menu.
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- I found it.
- Oh, thank God! Where was it?
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On your dresser.
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- Okay, that is the one we already have.
- Oh.
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Okay, here's my big scene.
My big scene's here.
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- What do you bet nobody heard anything?
- No bet.
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BRISCOE:
Anybody home?
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- Oh, my God.
- What?
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Okay, everybody just keep smiling. It'll kill
my grandmother if she finds out. Ha, ha.
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- Oh, what is it?
- Uh, they cut me out of the show.
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What?
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- Are you sure?
- Maybe your scene's coming up.
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JOEY: Not likely. Because you see
that body bag right there?
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RACHEL: Yeah.
- I'm in it.
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This is terrible. What'll you do?
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I don't know. But this little old lady
lives for my career.
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When they dumped me off
Days of Our Lives, she almost died.
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That's not good.
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You're not smiling. Not that face!
Smile, everybody smile! Ha, ha.
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Why don't you just tell her what happened?
It's not your fault.
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If we keep talking this way,
aren't we gonna freak her out soon?
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[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]
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Oh, uh, soon. I'm gonna be on soon.
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There I am!
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NONNIE:
No.
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Sam Waterston!
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Oh, no, no. That's me. That's me!
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No. Sam Waterston.
194
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Crime Misdemeanor, Capricorn One.
195
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She doesn't know "hello,"
but she knows Capricorn One.
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- Phoebe.
- Hmm?
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I need those earrings.
We're leaving when the show's over.
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But I already gave them back to you.
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No, you didn't.
200
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All right, I already didn't gave them
back to you. That's what I said.
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Ahem. Where's that other earring?
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It's not here, Pheebs. It's not here. Oh!
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I went to Chandler's last night.
204
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Make sure you check
Chandler's jewelry box.
205
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Wait a minute, Chandler has a jewelry box?
206
00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:23,348
Okay, we have 10 minutes.
Do you want me to get into that now?
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Hey, Pheebs.
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How's that, uh...
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...vegetarian pizza
working out for you, huh?
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[ROSS CHUCKLES]
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You and those, uh, vegetables
have a real, uh...
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...thing going on, huh?
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Why are you being weird?
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Do you like it?
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No. That would be,
"Why are you being cute?"
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Okay. I'm working on my flirting.
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Oh! I did not get that.
218
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So, uh, Monica, do you like
Law and Order?
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- Yeah, it's good.
- Oh.
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I found out all this stuff about you.
You like Law and Order...
221
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...and you've flirted with every guy
in the tri-state area.
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Shh. Shh.
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Okay, let me get this straight.
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It's okay for you to flirt, but not for me?
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Oh, I'm so glad we cleared that up.
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Look, I'm sorry, but some things
are different for men and women.
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Go on, teach me about men and women.
228
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Okay. I've already taught you
so much already, but whatever.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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When you flirt with a guy,
you think, "No big deal."
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But the guy thinks, "Finally!
Somebody who wants to sleep with me."
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- No way!
- It's true.
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- Well, that's pathetic.
- Again, true.
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- This goes for all guys?
- All guys that are awake.
235
00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:50,769
Then we go to sleep.
236
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:54,981
All guys from the other end of the world
wake up and behave the exact same way.
237
00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:59,194
All right. It's another commercial
and I still haven't told her.
238
00:12:59,403 --> 00:13:02,238
Joey, this is the last commercial.
239
00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:04,407
- You got, like, 10 minutes left.
- I know!
240
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,534
What am I gonna do? Oh!
241
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:09,037
You are not gonna run out
and leave her here.
242
00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:14,083
Yeah, all right. Oh!
243
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:18,838
Joey?
244
00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:23,218
Uh, Joey's gonna be right back.
Right back?
245
00:13:23,385 --> 00:13:24,636
[LAUGHS]
246
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,013
Meanwhile, let's talk about you.
247
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,601
So, you're old and small.
248
00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:39,818
RACHEL [WHISPERS]: Hey.
- [WHISPERS] Did you find it?
249
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:42,237
[IN NORMAL VOICE] The earring, no.
But I found my sunglasses.
250
00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:45,198
I've been looking for these
since last summer.
251
00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:48,368
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Those are my sunglasses.
You borrowed them from me.
252
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:52,330
Okay. Calm down. Here they are.
253
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:54,457
Phoebe.
254
00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:58,837
PHOEBE: What do we do?
- I don't know. I don't know!
255
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,421
[PHOEBE SCOFFS]
256
00:14:00,589 --> 00:14:02,841
We'll just have to tell Monica, that's all.
257
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:06,052
Oh, God! She's gonna kill me.
258
00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,972
- Oh.
- I could tell her it was all my fault.
259
00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:10,765
Oh, that'd be great.
260
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,270
Mon, could I talk to you?
261
00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:18,273
- Yeah. What is it?
- Um...
262
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,483
I lost one of your earrings.
263
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:23,528
I'm sorry. I am so, so sorry.
264
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,530
Wow.
265
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:30,660
All right, well, I mean, what can you do?
If you lost it, you lost it.
266
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:33,204
I'll replace it, I promise. I feel so terrible.
267
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,498
That's fine. You didn't do it on purpose.
268
00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:36,875
- No.
- Oh.
269
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:39,002
Look at you. Come here.
270
00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:40,712
PHOEBE:
Aw.
271
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:44,966
- You feel better? Ha, ha.
- Yeah. You're the best.
272
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:47,385
Okay, wait a minute.
273
00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:50,221
Wait a minute, I can't do this.
274
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,724
Listen, honey, it's not Phoebe's fault.
275
00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:54,684
She lent me the earrings.
276
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:58,438
I lost it. I'm so sorry, honey.
I feel terrible too.
277
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:02,400
That is exactly why
I do not lend you stuff!
278
00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:07,655
First it's my jewelry.
If it's not that, it's my sweater.
279
00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:10,199
And if it's not my sweater,
it's my sunglasses.
280
00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:12,368
- Your sunglasses?
- Yes.
281
00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:13,995
Oh, right.
282
00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:15,204
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
283
00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:18,124
CAITLIN: Pizza.
- Mine, mine, mine!
284
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:20,752
Okay, here goes.
285
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:24,172
Prepare yourselves
for some class-A flirting.
286
00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:26,090
Okay, hold on.
287
00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:27,634
Okay.
288
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:33,473
If you really like this girl,
I don't think flirting is the right way...
289
00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:35,266
Ah! Ah! Ah!
290
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:37,226
You'll see.
291
00:15:37,394 --> 00:15:38,770
Okay.
292
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:40,647
[LAUGHS]
293
00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:42,607
Oh, what's her name?
294
00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:43,942
ALL:
Caitlin!
295
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:46,110
Caitlin.
296
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:52,200
[LAUGHS]
297
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:53,493
ROSS:
Hey.
298
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:56,204
Oh, we can't keep eating like this.
Ha, ha.
299
00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:00,833
Heh. It's, uh, $12.50.
300
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,627
Okay, um...
301
00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:04,754
So...
302
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:11,552
Do you make the pizzas in one
of those, uh, wood-burning ovens?
303
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:16,015
No, actually, I think they're gas.
304
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:18,601
Gas? Wow, ha, ha.
305
00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:21,646
Intense.
306
00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:26,818
If this is the way all the Gellers flirt,
we don't have a problem.
307
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:29,654
Hey, uh...
308
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,407
You know that smell gas has?
309
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:38,287
Yeah.
310
00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:40,331
They put that in.
311
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:42,125
What?
312
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,377
The gas is odorless.
313
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:49,465
But they add the smell
so you know when there's a leak.
314
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:52,385
Well, okay.
315
00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:57,432
A lot of other gas smells.
316
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,397
Oh, the humanity.
317
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:10,903
Methane smells...
318
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:15,158
You know what?
Um, actually, I really should go.
319
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:18,327
- Oh, but I haven't paid you yet.
CAITLIN: That's okay.
320
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:21,581
You guys have ordered so many
that this one's on me.
321
00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:23,958
WOMAN [ON TV]:
Last I heard...
322
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:27,837
...the cops had over 600
reported missing women still.
323
00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:29,047
Six hundred.
324
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:33,301
Was I talking to her about gas?
325
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,929
More so than anything else.
326
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:41,350
I found it interesting.
327
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:44,812
I'm sorry.
328
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:47,148
Hey, hey. Don't worry about it.
329
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:51,819
In nine years, she and I
will be right there! Ha, ha.
330
00:17:57,201 --> 00:18:00,745
Okay. Well, I'm gonna clear out
some of these boxes.
331
00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:02,288
[CLEARS THROAT]
332
00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:08,461
- Ross?
- Yeah?
333
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,214
What else do they add smell to?
334
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:17,887
Caitlin! Caitlin! Hi.
335
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:20,348
Hi, I'm Rachel. Oh.
336
00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:22,475
From upstairs, people with all the pizza.
337
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,143
Oh, was there a problem?
338
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,354
No, they're fine. Great pizza.
339
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:29,524
But, actually, um, my friend Ross...
340
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:33,569
...he just gets really nervous
when he's flirting.
341
00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:36,614
Oh, my God! That was flirting?
342
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,241
- Yeah.
- Wow.
343
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,284
I know, I know.
344
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:43,704
I'm telling you,
once you get past that part...
345
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:46,332
...where it just feels like you wanna die...
346
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,501
...he's a really good person.
347
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:51,295
- The guy with the gas?
- Yeah.
348
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:54,590
I'm telling you, he's really
sweet and really funny...
349
00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:57,051
...and he's just, oh, got a good heart.
350
00:18:57,261 --> 00:19:01,347
- And besides, I think he really likes you.
- Really?
351
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:05,518
Well, we have seven people
and 10 pizzas. What do you think?
352
00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:08,521
I thought Joey was there.
353
00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:13,442
You've got till Monday.
Then I move to dismiss.
354
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:17,405
Hey, Ross?
355
00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:20,992
Um, I just ran into Caitlin
in the hallway.
356
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,996
Uh, you must be getting better at
this flirting stuff than I thought. Ha, ha.
357
00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:26,581
- What?
- I don't get it...
358
00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:29,542
...but she wanted me
to give you her phone number.
359
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:31,169
Oh.
360
00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:36,465
And she just gave you this?
361
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:38,009
Yeah.
362
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:43,431
Rach, thanks. But I don't need
you doing me any favors.
363
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:46,100
I didn't. I didn't. She thought you were cute.
364
00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:48,686
Well, that I can believe.
365
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,730
Yeah.
366
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,983
Hey, is the show still on?
367
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,526
Almost over, man.
368
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:57,069
JOEY:
Hey, Nonnie.
369
00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:58,529
Oh! Is that the Pope?
370
00:19:58,697 --> 00:19:59,822
CHANDLER:
Hey.
371
00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:03,951
Why am I looking?
372
00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:06,621
Oh, Nonnie, here I am!
This is my big scene.
373
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:09,165
All right, back off!
374
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,919
I got a gun!
375
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:14,837
I'm not afraid to use it.
376
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,088
Oh, Joey.
377
00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:17,715
That's right, Nonnie.
378
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,468
You couldn't have at least
changed your shirt?
379
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,722
Now, I want a suitcase
filled with $100,000...
380
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:25,932
[DUCK QUACKS]
381
00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:27,767
Shh! Shoo, shoo!
382
00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:31,187
Filled with $100,000 in small bills.
383
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,773
And if I don't get... Shoo!
384
00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:36,234
And if I don't get it...
385
00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:39,278
...I'm gonna shoot this duck!
386
00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:41,697
Oh, no!
387
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:44,700
I'm coming out!
388
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,168
And she's supposed to buy this?
389
00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:58,214
[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]
390
00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:01,509
[SINGING]
Ground control to Major Tom
391
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,638
Commencing countdown
392
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,723
Engines
393
00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:09,850
On
394
00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:18,859
That's, uh, scenes
from next week's show. Next week.
395
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:22,947
I am definitely gonna watch that.
396
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:30,454
What about these?
Do these look the same?
397
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:32,707
- Definitely.
- Not as each other.
398
00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:34,667
Oh, then, no.
399
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,255
- Hey, you ready?
- Hi. Yeah.
400
00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:40,798
- You look amazing.
- Aw.
401
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,758
I'm the luckiest man in the world.
402
00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:45,594
- Oh, you're about to get a little luckier.
- Mm-hm.
403
00:21:45,762 --> 00:21:48,472
- Let me see the earrings.
- Oh, right, the earrings.
404
00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:50,224
They look great.
405
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:52,893
Does your boyfriend have
the best taste or what?
406
00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:56,147
My boyfriend really does
have great taste.
407
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,441
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
408
00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:00,568
[MOUTHING]
409
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:01,777
[GRUNTS]
410
00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:03,988
- Thanks for picking out the earrings.
- Mm-hm.
411
00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:10,369
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