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- Good! You guys are all here.
- Hey, what's up?
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Well, I have a job interview
at Ralph Lauren tomorrow.
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CHANDLER: Oh!
- Congratulations!
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Oh, boy.
That guy's underwear sucks!
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- What?
- Well, I got this pair marked "XS."
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Let me tell you, there was no room
for excess anything in there.
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Anyway, I'm gonna be the coordinator
of the women's collection.
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I'll work right under the director.
It's the perfect job for me.
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Wow. Well, if you nail the interview,
you'll get it.
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- Yeah.
- Want to work on your interview skills?
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- Okay!
- Okay! Let's start with the handshake.
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[RACHEL CLEARS THROAT]
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Very good handshake.
Good wrist action.
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- Thank you.
- Let me try.
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PHOEBE:
Okay.
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Oh, my God!
What did I ever do to you?
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Did I squeeze too hard?
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Let's just say
I'm glad I'm not Chandler.
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That's right, Ross. I can see you
in your new apartment. You see me.
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Same as yesterday,
same as the day before.
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Is he doing his "shark attack" bit yet?
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No. Oh, wait! There he goes.
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Very funny, Ross.
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Very lifelike and funny. Okay.
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Oh, no, no, no.
I wasn't waving at you, lady.
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Whoa, maybe I was. Hey!
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Monica, this hot girl in Ross' building
is flirting with me.
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Get in there, man.
Flirt back. Mix it up!
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Yeah, I'm down with that.
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Okay, here it goes.
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How...
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...you...
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...doing?
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It worked! She's waving me over.
I'll be right over.
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Let's see,
she's on the third floor...
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Wow.
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- She is pretty, huh?
- Tell me about it, huh?
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Oh, no, no.
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No, no! I'm not with her.
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Oh, that's just Monica.
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Blah!
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ROSS:
Hey, Joey!
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Great stuff, huh?
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- This is your place?
- Yeah, of course it is. Oh, come on in.
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Ooh, ohh. Uh, go by the window.
You can pretend to be surfing.
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But I counted.
You're not supposed to live here.
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Oh, man!
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- Unh!
- What happened?
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I ended up at Ross' place.
I must have miscounted or something.
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Damn! She's not there anymore.
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Oh, look, Ross is doing
his "watching TV" bit.
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MONICA:
No, Joe, I think he's just watching TV.
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MAN [OVER RADIO]:
We've lost visual contact with the suspect.
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Okay, now I really have to go.
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It's so unfair that
our date has to get cut short...
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...just because some guy
shot at a store clerk.
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- I know, but it's my job.
- Then maybe I could come too?
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MAN [OVER RADIO]: Suspect has
just emerged naked from the sewer.
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All right, you go.
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- Bye-bye.
- Okay. Bye.
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- Oh, God!
- What?
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Oh, I just miss him so much!
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Wow.
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For just a week,
you guys are close, huh?
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Yeah, it's weird.
I can't help it, though. He's so sweet.
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He's like this little puppy dog, you know?
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But like a really tough one
who shoots bad guys.
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Ugh, I love the beginning parts
of relationships, you know?
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You can't keep your hands
off each other.
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- I know. It is the best. Ha, ha.
- Ha, ha.
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God, how long did that last
for you and Chandler?
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What? It's still going on.
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Come on, seriously.
When did it end?
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I am serious. We're all over
each other all the time.
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Okay, you know where you are
better than I do. I was just curious.
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Why don't you just calm down,
Phoebe, all right?
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Get all your facts before you tell
everybody you're the only hot couple.
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God, I woke the beast. Um...
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I was wrong obviously.
I just misspoke. It's okay.
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Well, it is okay. I mean...
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As long as you know Chandler and I
are also hot and fiery.
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I mean, just as hot as you.
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I mean, our flame...
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Whoo! It is on fire!
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Monica, here's your broom back.
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You are so cute.
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- Oh, hey! How'd the interview go?
RACHEL: Ugh!
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Horrible! I did the stupidest,
most embarrassing thing.
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Did you tell the guy you wanted to have sex
with his wife then fall off your chair?
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- No.
- So, what happened?
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Ugh, it was horrible!
And the interview part went so well.
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You know, like, I even made him laugh.
He said something about a boat...
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...and I was like, "Well, yeah,
if you've got enough life jackets."
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Trust me. It was actually very funny.
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Anyway, so we were
saying goodbye and, uh... Ugh.
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- What happened?
- All right, we were shaking hands...
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...and he kind of leaned in toward me.
Maybe he was going to open the door.
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But I totally misread him and I, uh...
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You kissed him?
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I didn't know what else to do!
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Well, you could have tried...
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...not kissing him.
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Thanks, Chandler.
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Hey, Rach,
a guy from Ralph Lauren called.
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You got a second interview.
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- I can't believe it! I got a second interview.
- Yes!
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That kiss isn't looking like
such a mistake now, is it?
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Wait a minute, wait. You don't think
that's why he wants me back?
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Yeah!
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No?
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Kiss? What are you talking about?
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Ugh, I accidentally kissed him
in the interview...
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...and now he wants me back of course...
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...because, "Let's bring back
the girl who kisses everybody"!
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Come on, Rach.
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What if he thinks I'm the kind of girl
that'll just sleep with him?
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He wants you back
because you're right for the job.
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Maybe. I don't know. Oh, God!
How could I be so stupid?
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Oh, Rachel, look, don't say that.
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I think you just need a hug
from Joey. Heh.
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Come on. Come on, ha-ha-ha.
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She's back! Hot girl's back!
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Aw, well, I'm not totally back yet.
But I appreciate it.
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No, in Ross' building. She's back!
She's back!
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Okay, wait there. I'll be over in a second.
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One, two, three. Got it!
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I gotta check out this hot girl.
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There she is!
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Damn it! Did you move?
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Yes.
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I lived with you for a while.
Then I found this place.
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I'm Ross.
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[GRUNTS]
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Yes?
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Uh...
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Do you happen to have
a hot girl in there?
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No, I'm all alone.
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Yeah. Sorry about that.
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Oh. Hey, little girl.
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Is your mommy or sister or babysitter
by any chance, a hot girl?
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- Daddy!
- Later, girl! Aah.
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Oh, man!
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Hot girl?
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Hot girl!
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- Hi, Rachel. Come on in.
- Hi. Okay.
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- Ahem.
- It's nice to see you again.
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Thank you.
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Oh, Rachel, uh...
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- What?
- Just, uh...
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- Excuse me?
- Yeah, let me...
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Whoa, eh, oh!
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All right. Okay, I see what's going on here.
Now, listen, look...
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...I am sorry if I gave you
the wrong impression.
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But I am not some hussy who will
just sleep around to get ahead.
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- Now... Eh, eh!
- Well...
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Even though I kissed you,
that does not give you...
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...the right to demand sex from me!
I do not want this job that bad.
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Good day, sir.
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Ugh, you are not gonna believe...
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...what that sleazeball
from Ralph Lauren did to me.
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[ALL MUTTER]
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Okay, that's amazing.
How did you know that?
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You got ink on your lip.
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Oh.
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What do you say, maybe,
sometime I hold your gun?
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I don't know.
We're not supposed to do that.
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What could happen? I mean...
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Yeah. I'm gonna say no.
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Do you want to see a movie
after dinner tonight?
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Oh, we can't. We already have plans.
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What are you doing?
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Um, well, same thing we did all day.
Just hang out at Gary's apartment.
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He is so amazing.
We never left the bedroom.
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But have fun at the movie.
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Uh, ha, ha.
Well, we're not seeing a movie.
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You're not? Why did you ask us
if we wanted to go?
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Oh, um, because I just wanted
to know what you were doing...
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...so you wouldn't walk in
on me and Chandler...
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...while we were doing it all night.
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- Will you excuse me just a second? Okay.
- Yeah.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Chandler? Can I see you for a second?
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- Uh, yeah.
- Okay, heh.
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- We have got to beat them!
- Why?
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Because Gary and Phoebe think
they're a hotter couple than we are.
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- Oh! So?
- So?
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So we've gotta go have a lot of sex
and prove them wrong!
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You have got to stop this
competitive thing. It's crazy.
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Just to impress Gary and Phoebe...
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...you want me to go upstairs
and have sex over and over...
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...and I'm saying no to this why?
Get your coat!
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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MAN:
Excuse me.
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You should check this out.
Tell the other tenants.
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Apparently, he's running around
looking for some kind of hot girl.
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Who isn't?
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I don't think we've met. I'm Ross.
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I know. You're the guy who
wouldn't chip in for the handyman.
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Never mind.
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00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:23,426
No, I actually thought it was unfair
the way everyone reacted.
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I mean, you had just moved in.
203
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I had just moved in!
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Thank you!
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Listen, um...
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- Jen.
- Jen.
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I know this may sound a little:
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[BUZZES]
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But, uh, would you want to grab
a cup of coffee sometime?
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Sure, that would be nice.
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- Um...
- Oh.
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My number's on there.
Give me a call.
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I will give you a call. Heh.
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- I'll see you later.
- Okay.
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[GIGGLES]
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I forgot my paper.
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- That was amazing.
- Ugh.
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Phoebe and Gary are so gonna
hear about this at dinner.
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That was amazing.
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We are the hottest, huh?
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No one is hotter than we are.
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- We're the best.
- No, you're the best.
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Aw.
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- No, you're the best.
- No, you're the best.
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I am the best.
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Hey, guys.
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What you been doing?
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Hey, Joey, isn't that the girl
who waved at you the other day?
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I don't know,
but I can see through your sheet.
230
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Yeah. Yeah, that's her.
But you know what? It doesn't matter.
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- I'm never gonna meet her anyways.
- Why?
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Because it's impossible
to find her apartment!
233
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She lives in some hot-girl
parallel universe or something.
234
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:07,030
What are you talking about?
235
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:10,533
She lives on the 2nd floor,
7th apartment from the left.
236
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No, no, no, she lives on the 3rd floor,
8th apartment from the left.
237
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:18,082
No. Those first two windows,
that's the lobby.
238
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That other window is the stairway.
You've been counting wrong.
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I did not know that!
Thank you, Monica.
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I almost lost another girl
because of counting!
241
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:32,388
So, uh, you ready?
242
00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:34,182
- Yeah, I'll just get my coat.
- Okay.
243
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:35,516
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
244
00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:37,894
- Could you get that?
- Sure.
245
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,399
[YELLS]
246
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:48,780
- Joey...?
- Aah! No! No!
247
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:59,499
Uh, first, I would like to say thank you
for agreeing to see me again.
248
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,000
That's, uh, quite all right.
249
00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:05,505
But I feel obligated to tell you
that this meeting is being videotaped.
250
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,718
Okay. Um.
251
00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:15,431
Well, first, I would like to start
by apologizing for kissing you...
252
00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:17,809
...and, uh, for yelling at you.
253
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,686
Fair enough.
254
00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:23,564
Now, you're probably going to hire
one of the people who, uh...
255
00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:27,110
Who did... Who did not, um, ahem...
256
00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:29,654
...yell at you and storm out.
257
00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:32,657
And I think that's a big mistake.
And here's why.
258
00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:37,370
I made a huge fool of myself,
and I came back. That shows courage.
259
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:42,041
When I thought you wanted sex
in exchange for this job, I said no.
260
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:43,793
That shows integrity.
261
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,754
And I was not afraid
to stand up for myself...
262
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,215
...and that shows courage.
263
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:51,801
Okay, ahem.
264
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:54,929
Now, I know that I've
already said courage...
265
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,557
...but you've got to have courage.
266
00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:00,101
And, um, finally...
267
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:03,563
...when I thought you were making
sexual advances in the workplace...
268
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:06,065
...I said no, and I was not litigious.
269
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:08,276
So there you go. You got courage...
270
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:12,113
...you got integrity,
you got courage again...
271
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:15,033
...and not litigious.
272
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,411
Look, Mr...
273
00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:20,788
- Zelner.
- Zelner!
274
00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:22,248
I knew that!
275
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,375
Oh, I knew that.
276
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:25,710
[SIGHS]
277
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,004
I really, really want this job.
278
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:32,258
And I think I would be really good at it.
279
00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:36,971
You know what?
280
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,142
I may regret this, but, uh...
281
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:44,228
...I'm gonna give you a shot.
- Oh, you are?
282
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:45,855
- Mm-hm.
- Really?
283
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:49,484
Oh, thank you. Oh, God!
284
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,528
Would it be inappropriate
if I gave you a hug?
285
00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:53,863
- Yes.
- Okay.
286
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:57,200
Well, how about a handshake? Ha-ha-ha.
287
00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:58,993
Aah! Oh, God! I'm sorry!
288
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:04,665
Oh, God, I did not mean to touch that!
I mean, you!
289
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,001
There! Uh, there. Um...
290
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:09,128
Okay, so, thank you.
291
00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:12,090
I'm gonna leave. Thank you very much.
Thank you so much.
292
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:13,925
Hey, I'll see you Monday.
293
00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:18,888
[YAWNS]
294
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:21,224
PHOEBE: Are you tired?
- You better believe he's tired...
295
00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:23,059
...after the day we had!
296
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:26,062
If you know what I mean.
Do you know what I mean?
297
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:29,482
Honey? The tortilla chips
know what you mean.
298
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:33,277
So, uh, Chandler,
do you like that badge I got you?
299
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:35,488
Oh, yeah, it's so cool.
300
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:40,368
Now, I gotta go.
Officer Bing's got a 10-100.
301
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,330
That's pee-pee.
302
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:50,336
Phoebe, you have a twig in your hair.
303
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,089
Oh, ha, ha. Um...
304
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:56,217
We kind of took a detour
on our way over here.
305
00:18:56,385 --> 00:19:00,054
We were strolling through the park
and no one was around, so...
306
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:02,640
- You didn't.
PHOEBE: We did!
307
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:07,520
Ha, ha. We violated section 12,
paragraph 7 of the criminal code.
308
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:12,733
- The park, huh?
- Ha, ha.
309
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,195
- Public place.
GARY: Uh-huh.
310
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:19,574
I hear you.
Can you excuse me for a second?
311
00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:22,660
[CHUCKLES]
312
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:30,209
Hi, Chandler.
313
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,712
Monica, this is the men's room.
314
00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:35,423
Isn't it?
315
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:39,010
Yes, it is.
316
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:42,763
But see, I've always found
the men's bathroom very sexual.
317
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:45,641
- Haven't you?
- No.
318
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:48,769
And if I did, I don't think
we'd be going out.
319
00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:51,439
This is getting ridiculous.
320
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:54,233
- Come on, we can't let them win!
- Uh...
321
00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:58,946
We've proved that we are hot, okay?
So why are you obsessed about this?
322
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:02,950
Phoebe and Gary are in that "can't keep
their hands off each other" phase!
323
00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:04,160
[GASPS]
324
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,578
- So?
- So.
325
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:09,832
It makes me really sad that
we're not really there anymore.
326
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:12,877
Oh, is that what
this has all been about?
327
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,673
Wasn't it a lot more exciting
when we were, you know...
328
00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:20,176
...all over each other all the time?
329
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:23,804
Yeah, that was great.
That was really great.
330
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:27,350
But to tell you the truth,
I'm more excited about where we are now.
331
00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:29,685
- Really?
- Yeah.
332
00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:32,897
I've never been in a relationship
that's lasted this long before.
333
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:36,651
To get past the beginning and
still want to be around each other?
334
00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:38,945
I think that's pretty incredible.
335
00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:41,948
And the fact that
this is happening with you...
336
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:44,492
...I think that's pretty exciting.
337
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,123
That's so sweet.
338
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:55,169
I know that I was acting
a little crazy...
339
00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:58,631
...but I feel the same way.
- Mm?
340
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,304
You know what I just realized?
341
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:07,640
You just freaked out
about our relationship.
342
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,725
- Pfft, I did not.
- Yes, you did!
343
00:21:09,893 --> 00:21:11,394
Admit it. You freaked out!
344
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,105
I freaked out a little.
345
00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:17,024
A little?
You freaked out bigtime, okay?
346
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,277
And I fixed it!
We have switched places.
347
00:21:19,486 --> 00:21:24,031
I am the relationship king,
and you are the crazy, irrational screwup!
348
00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:26,284
[CHEERING]
349
00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:30,955
And now we're back.
350
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,968
I cannot believe Ross is buying this.
351
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,470
- Thank God. I can't watch him anymore.
- Ha-ha-ha.
352
00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:48,806
- You guys ready for the movies?
- Yeah.
353
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:52,018
Oh, by the way, thank you for
loaning us Pamela and Yasmine.
354
00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:57,148
Man, they cannot get enough!
355
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,411
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