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Is there any entertainment there?
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All right. Here we go.
1999, the year of Joey.
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We're very happy for you.
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What's the matter?
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We wanted to kiss at midnight, but
nobody else is going to so, you know...
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- All right, I'll take care of it.
- Oh, no.
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Joey.
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- Thirty-three, 32, 31.
- Ross, Ross, Ross.
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Listen, who are you kissing at midnight?
Rachel or Phoebe?
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- What?
- Well, you gotta kiss someone.
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- Can't kiss your sister.
- Who's gonna kiss my sister?
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- Chandler.
- Oh, man. Really?
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Who would you rather have
kiss your sister?
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- That's a good point.
- Yeah.
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Uh, well, since I have that whole history
with Rachel, I guess Phoebe.
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Okay, great. Pheebs, Pheebs. Listen.
Ross wants to kiss you at midnight.
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So obvious. Why doesn't he just ask?
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Rach, Rach.
Listen, I'm going to kiss you at midnight.
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- What?
- You can't kiss Ross. You got the history.
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- So?
- So?
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- Would you prefer me or Chandler?
- Oh, good point.
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ALL:
Three, two, one.
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Happy New Year!
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[NOISE MAKERS BLARING]
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- Happy New Year.
- Happy New Year.
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- Happy New Year, Pheebs.
- You too.
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Happy New Year, Joey.
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So that do anything for you?
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You know what?
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I'm going to go out on a limb
and say, "No divorces in '99."
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[BLOWS NOISE MAKER]
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But your divorce isn't even final yet.
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Just the one divorce in '99.
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[BLOWS NOISE MAKER]
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You know what?
I'm gonna be happy this year.
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I'm gonna make myself happy.
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Do you want us to leave the room or?
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Every day, I am going to do one thing
I have never done before.
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That, my friends,
is my New Year's resolution.
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- Ooh. That's a good one.
ROSS: Yeah?
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Mine is to pilot a commercial jet.
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That's a good one too. Now you
only have to find a planeload of people...
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...whose resolution is
to plummet to their deaths.
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Maybe your resolution should be
not to make fun of your friends.
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Especially the ones who may soon be
flying you to Europe for free...
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...on their own plane.
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She has a better chance of sprouting wings
and flying up your nose...
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...than you do of not making fun of us.
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In fact, I'll bet you 50 bucks you can't go
the whole year without making fun of us.
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You know what? Better yet, a week.
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I'll take that bet, my friend.
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And you know what?
Paying me the 50 bucks can be...
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...the "new thing you do" that day.
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And it starts right now.
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All right, my New Year's resolution
is to learn how to play guitar.
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- Really? How come?
ROSS: Ah.
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You know those special skills
I have listed on my résumé?
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I would love it if one of those was true.
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Do you want me to teach you?
I'm a great teacher.
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Really? Who have you taught?
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Well, I taught me and I loved me.
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That'd be great. Yeah, thanks, Pheebs.
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Oh, look. Blaire forgot her glasses.
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She's gonna be needing these
to keep an eye on that boyfriend.
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Who, from what I hear,
needs to keep his stapler...
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...in his desk drawer,
if you know what I'm talking about.
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Hey, Rach, maybe your resolution
should be to, um, gossip less.
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What? I don't gossip.
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[JOEY & CHANDLER LAUGH]
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Maybe sometimes I find out things.
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Or I hear something
and I pass that information on.
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You know, kind of like a public service.
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Doesn't mean I'm a gossip. I mean,
would you call Ted Koppel a gossip?
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Well, if Ted Koppel talked about his
coworkers' botched boob jobs...
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...yeah, I would.
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Well, they were like this.
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- I'll see you tomorrow.
- Okay.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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I just asked that girl out.
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- Nice.
- Nice. Yeah.
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Is that part of your resolution,
your "new thing" for today?
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Yes, it is. See?
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"Elizabeth...
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...Hornswoggle"?
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That's right.
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Elizabeth Hornswoggle.
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Hornswoggle.
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You okay, Chandler? Is there something...?
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Something funny about that name?
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No, no, I just think that maybe
I've heard it somewhere before.
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Oh, really? Where?
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Somewhere funny I'll bet.
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- Hey, Pheebs. Guess what?
- Hey.
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Uh, I have a date
with, uh, Elizabeth Hornswoggle.
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Hornswoggle?
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Oh, this must be killing you.
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- All right, see you later.
- See you.
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All right, Pheebs, I am ready
for my first lesson.
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Okay. Oh, no, no,
you don't touch the guitar.
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No, no. First you learn here,
then you learn here.
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- Oh. Okay.
PHOEBE: Okay.
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- Okay. Lesson One: Chords.
JOEY: Ah.
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Now, um, I don't know
the actual names of the chords, um...
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But I made up names for the way
my hand looks while I'm doing them.
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So then, this is "Bear Claw."
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Okay, "Turkey Leg"...
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...and "Old Lady."
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What an interesting approach
to guitar instruction.
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You know, some might find it amusing.
I myself find it regular.
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Hey, everybody.
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Rachel was so good today.
She didn't gossip at all.
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I didn't. Even when I found out, um...
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All right, let's just say I found out
something about someone...
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...and let's just say...
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...she's gonna keep it.
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Hey, Pheebs. Check this out.
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Ooh. You nailed the Old Lady. Oh!
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Oh, ha, ha!
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Hey, listen,
I thought I was getting better...
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...so on my way home today
I stopped by this guitar store...
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Did you touch any of the guitars
while you were there?
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Did you?
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No.
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Give me your hands.
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Strings.
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Pick.
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Do you want to learn to play guitar?
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- Yes.
- Then don't touch one!
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Hi, Ben.
- Auntie Monica.
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Aw.
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Ross is wearing leather pants.
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Does nobody else see
that Ross is wearing leather pants?
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Someone comment on the pants.
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- I think they're very nice.
- I really like them a lot.
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Not what I had in mind.
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See, people like Ross
don't generally wear these types of pants.
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You see, they're very tight.
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Maybe there's something in that area?
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- I think they look really good.
- I like them.
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Yeah, where did you get them?
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See, I needed a new thing for today.
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And there's this leather store I go by
that always smells so good.
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And I thought to myself,
"Wow. You know, I've never owned...
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...a really good-smelling
pair of pants before."
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Oh, come on.
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Okay, seriously. What do you think?
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JOEY: You look like a freak. Yeah, awful.
BOTH: Awful.
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Hey. What are you doing?
What are you doing?
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- It's my New Year's resolution.
- To blind my child?
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No, to take more pictures
of all of us together.
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I really think it's the best resolution.
Everyone can enjoy them.
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Well, everyone will enjoy my music
as well.
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[GASPS]
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[EASY-LISTENING MUSIC
PLAYING ON TV]
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ROSS:
My God, these pants. I'm burning up.
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Oh, God. She wants to snuggle now?
What, is she trying to kill me?
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It's like a volcano in here.
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- Are you hot?
- No.
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Okay, it must just be me then.
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[FARTING NOISE]
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That was just the pants and the couch.
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Um, hey, do you mind
if I use your bathroom?
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- Oh, go ahead.
- Thanks.
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[FARTING NOISE]
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Ah.
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ELIZABETH:
Hey, my favorite part's coming up.
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Okay.
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Oh, my God!
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Tiger. Dragon.
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Iceberg.
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Joseph, did you even study
at all last night?
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- Yes. Yes, I did.
- Then do Iceberg.
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- G-sharp.
- G-sharp?
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Have you been studying
the real names of the chords?
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Have you?
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Oh, my God.
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What? I didn't touch a guitar.
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No, but you're questioning my method.
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No, I'm not questioning it, Phoebe.
I'm saying it's stupid.
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What?
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Thank you.
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You know, none of my other student...
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...thought I was stupid.
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Your other student was you!
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Yeah, well, you know,
maybe you just need to try a little harder.
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Maybe I need to try a real teacher.
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Right here. Here. Andy Cooper.
He teaches guitar.
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And look.
Ooh, there's a picture of him with a kid.
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Yeah, and the kid's got a guitar!
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Fine. You go learn from
your qualified instructor.
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But don't come crying to me
when everyone is sick and tired...
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...of hearing you play
"Bad, Bad Leroy Brown."
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[SINGING]
Baddest man in the whole damn town
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Oh, fine. Take his side.
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Hmm.
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MONICA [OVER PHONE]:
I can't wait to be with you.
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I'll sneak over as soon as Ross
picks up Ben.
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I'll tell Rachel I'm gonna be
doing laundry for a couple hours.
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CHANDLER: Laundry. Huh.
Is that my new nickname?
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MONICA:
Aw.
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You know what your nickname is,
Mr. Big...
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[YELLS]
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[PHONE RINGS]
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- Hello?
- Joey, it's Ross. I need some help.
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Uh, Chandler's not here.
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Well, you can help me.
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- Okay.
- Listen.
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I'm in Elizabeth's bathroom.
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Nice.
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No, I got really hot in my leather pants
so I took them off.
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But they must have shrunk
from the sweat or something.
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Or my legs expanded from the heat.
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I can't get them back on, Joey. I can't.
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Oh. That is quite a situation.
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Uh, do you see any, like, powder?
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Powder. Yeah, yeah, I have powder.
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Good, good. Okay.
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Sprinkle some on your legs.
It'll absorb moisture.
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Then you can get your pants back on.
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Yeah, hold on.
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They're not coming on, man.
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Um, you see any...? Oh, Vaseline?
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I see lotion. I have lotion.
Will that work?
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- Yeah, sure, throw some of that on there.
- Hold on.
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Ross, you okay?
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They're still not coming on, man.
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And the lotion and the powder
have made a paste.
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Really?
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Uh, what color is it?
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What difference does that make?
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Well, if the paste matches the pants,
you can make yourself paste pants...
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...and she won't know the difference.
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Joey, do you have a minute?
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Dude, what am I...?
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Rachel's here, so good luck, man.
Let me know how it works out.
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Oh, Joey, I have such a problem.
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Oh, well, your timing couldn't be better.
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I'm putting out fires all over the place.
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Okay, okay.
Joey, I have got to tell you something.
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What is it? What is it?
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Oh, my God. It's so huge. But you have to
promise me, you cannot tell anyone.
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- No, no, no. I don't want to know.
- What?
244
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Yes, yes, yes. You do want to know.
This is unbelievable.
245
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:34,724
I don't care, Rach. Look, I'm tired of being
the guy who knows all the secrets...
246
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...and can't tell anyone.
247
00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:37,769
You know secrets? What are they?
248
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,604
And you're not supposed
to be gossiping.
249
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,482
No, I know, I can't keep this in.
So I pick up the phone...
250
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[YELLING]
251
00:15:48,822 --> 00:15:50,907
JOEY:
I'm not listening to you.
252
00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:00,124
[SCREAMS]
253
00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:07,757
Ross? Um...
254
00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:10,259
You've been in there for a long time.
255
00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:13,096
I'm starting to get kind of freaked out.
256
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:15,974
ROSS:
All right, I'm coming out.
257
00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:19,894
Hey, can you turn the lights off?
258
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:25,733
No. Let's just leave the lights on.
259
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:37,704
Oh, my God.
260
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,540
I had a problem.
261
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:47,380
Hey, Pheebs.
262
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:51,843
Oh, I can't talk to you. I don't have
a fancy ad in the yellow pages.
263
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:54,762
Look...
264
00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:56,931
Pheebs, I just...
265
00:16:57,099 --> 00:17:01,728
I want to apologize for saying
your method was stupid.
266
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:06,566
And maybe, ask you
to be my teacher again?
267
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:10,445
And I promise, I won't touch a guitar
until you say I'm ready.
268
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,956
- You really think I'm ready?
- Uh-huh.
269
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,334
Wow, cool.
270
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:27,795
Okay.
271
00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:48,441
- Was the chord at least right before...?
- No.
272
00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:58,326
Oh, my God.
273
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:02,538
We heard about your pants. I'm so sorry.
274
00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:05,458
This year was supposed to be great.
275
00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:08,544
Well, it's only the second day,
and I'm a loser...
276
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:12,465
...with stupid leather pants
that don't even fit.
277
00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:16,302
GROUP:
You're not a loser.
278
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,429
Look at me.
279
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:27,313
Hey, look. Look, Ross.
280
00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,440
Ben drew a picture of you.
281
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,984
Huh? You're a cowboy.
282
00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:36,155
Oh.
283
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:38,616
Because of the leather pants?
284
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:43,287
Ben doesn't think you're a loser.
He thinks you're a cowboy.
285
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:44,705
I mean, that's something.
286
00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:47,917
RACHEL: It really is something.
JOEY: Howdy, partner. Hey.
287
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,712
Maybe I should get another pair.
288
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,215
Ooh, you know, they had some...
289
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:58,261
...with fringe all down the sides.
290
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:02,723
I'm gonna go kiss Ben good night.
291
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:09,188
I can't believe he thinks I'm a cowboy.
292
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,567
I would make a good cowboy.
293
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:21,659
Okay, now that everything's wrapped up
here, I'm gonna go do my laundry.
294
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:24,787
Yeah, me too.
You know, if this shirt is dirty. Yep.
295
00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:33,212
Okay, I'm gonna go to.
296
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:36,132
I'm gonna go to the airport.
If I hang around there long enough...
297
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,343
...someone's bound to leave
one of those planes unattended.
298
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,138
- Good luck, honey.
PHOEBE: Bye.
299
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:49,937
Hey, uh, Joey, remember that big thing
I was going to tell you about?
300
00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:51,480
[YELLING]
301
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:57,236
I'm not gonna tell you.
But if you found out on your own...
302
00:19:57,404 --> 00:20:00,364
...that would be okay,
and then we could talk about it, right?
303
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:04,285
Well, then it wouldn't be a secret.
So, yeah, that would be okay. Yeah, yeah.
304
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,495
Yeah.
305
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:10,917
Hey, Joe, would you mind going over
into Chandler's bedroom...
306
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:14,253
...and getting that book back
that he borrowed from me?
307
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:19,800
Now? You want me
to go over there now?
308
00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:21,344
Yeah.
309
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:24,680
- Do you know something?
- Do you know something?
310
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:28,476
- I might know something.
- I might too something too.
311
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,604
- What's the thing you know?
- You tell me what you know.
312
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,231
- I can't tell you.
- Then I can't.
313
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,024
Okay, fine.
314
00:20:43,116 --> 00:20:45,284
You don't know.
315
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:49,163
How about I go there and walk into
Chandler's bedroom and see the thing...
316
00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:52,208
...that I think I know is actually
the thing I think I know.
317
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,877
- You know.
- And you know.
318
00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:56,128
Yeah, I know.
319
00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:59,215
Chandler and Monica?
Oh, this is unbelievable.
320
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,968
- How long have you known?
- Too long. Oh, my God.
321
00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:05,054
Rach, I've been dying to talk
to someone about this for so long.
322
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:09,225
Listen, listen. You can't say anything
to anybody. They're so weird about that.
323
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:12,895
- Listen. Hey, Phoebe.
- Hey.
324
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:16,691
It's raining. I don't like to fly
in the rain so...
325
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:22,905
Oh, I am going to go for a walk
in the rain. Ha, ha.
326
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:24,240
Oh, yeah, me too.
327
00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:30,413
That's weird.
328
00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:32,790
I bet they're doing it.
329
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:42,758
Oh, good. Okay, look. I can't
take it anymore. I can't take it anymore.
330
00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:45,011
So you win. Okay? Here.
331
00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:48,180
Pheebs? Flying a jet?
Better make it a spaceship...
332
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:50,641
...so you can get back
to your home planet.
333
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:55,855
And Ross. Phone call for you today.
Tom Jones. He wants his pants back.
334
00:21:57,232 --> 00:22:01,027
And Hornswoggle? What, are you dating
a character from Fraggle Rock?
335
00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:03,738
[GROANS]
336
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,328
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