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This is it.
Is this your first club weekend?
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Yeah, I've only done
one-nighters.
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I miss you.
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I'm in a comedy condo.
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I feel like
I'm on witness protection.
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Hey.
Are you working this weekend?
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Yeah, I just saw the lineup.
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We could've, you know,
come up together.
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PETE: Yeah, I wish I had known.
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-I'm actually
dating somebody now, so.
-Cool.
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PETE'S MOTHER: You wanna
make people happy, darling?
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Remind them of your faith.
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I'm six-foot-six.
I kind of look like Goliath
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if he went to prep school.
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Does that make sense?
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
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You gotta get up
when you can get up.
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You gotta grind it.
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I'm sorta considering
doing this Christian tour.
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I meant--
I mean, real comedy.
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Right.
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Yeah, no, I'm not--I'm not
sure I'm gonna do it either.
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("Cruel Summer"
playing over car stereo)
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-♪ It's a cruel ♪
-♪ Cruel ♪
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♪ Cruel summer ♪
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♪ Leaving me here on my own ♪
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-♪ It's a cruel ♪
-♪ It's a cruel ♪
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♪ Cruel summer ♪
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Want some of this?
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♪ ♪
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Okay, 18 minutes
until we get there.
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I'm glad you're coming.
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Me too, I'm excited to be
on tour with you.
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-Yeah, buckle up.
-Yeah, we can get
room service and do drugs.
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(laughs)
It's a Christian tour,
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and we're staying
with my parents.
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-(laughs)
-So, no.
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I'm just happy
to be with you.
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Me, too. (sighs)
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-Are you okay?
-I mean... yeah.
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As okay as a guy who's
taking the first girlfriend
since his divorce
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home to his parents could be.
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(chuckles)
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That's the exit
for my high school.
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(gasps)
Can we go?
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-Seriously?
-Yeah.
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Fire up the DeLorean,
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we're going to 1997, baby.
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Yeah!
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♪ ♪
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-Kat: This is it?
-This is it.
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Kat:
Oh, my God.
Team Pete.
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Pete:
It is so weird
to be back here.
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Kat:
I wish I had known you
in high school.
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Pete (laughs):
Yeah.
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I don't think you
would've noticed me.
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I was such
a stressed out kid.
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My dad hadn't stopped
drinking yet, and...
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nobody told me
I didn't have to carry
all of my books to class...
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-(Kat chuckles)
-...so I was like
a little hunchback.
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-Oh.
-I bet you were cooler.
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Somebody
I'd be afraid to talk to.
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No. I was a mess
in high school.
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I was tall and gangly,
and I was on swim team,
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so I smelled like
chlorine all the time.
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And I was friends
with everybody,
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but nobody actually knew me.
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I would've talked to you.
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Thank you.
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This is big
for a high school.
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Yeah.
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It's like a campus.
It was bigger
than my college.
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And right here,
once a year,
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we'd all do
"See You at the Pole."
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What is that?
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Once a year,
the Christian kids
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would hold hands
around the flagpole and pray.
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-Is that legal?
-I have no idea.
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(chuckles)
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Your school didn't have
"See You at the Pole?"
It was a national thing.
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No, we just bought drugs
by the pole.
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(chuckles)
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-Do you want
to pray right now?
-No.
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Although,
maybe we should.
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High school Pete thinks
what grown-up Pete is doing
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is very, very bad.
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I don't think so.
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I bet he would love it.
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(chuckles)
I think you're right.
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Just don't tell the booker
of the Good Faith Comedy Tour.
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I think they think
they're booking
high school Pete.
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Kat:
Ooh, Sir Tanks-A-Lot.
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Wait. Do I smell
like cigarettes?
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(sniffs)
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-A little bit.
-Uh-oh.
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Well, I'll fix that.
I don't want them
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getting the wrong
impression of me.
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I always feel
like I'm ten.
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I'm in a car
and I'm ten.
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Now do I smell
like cigarettes?
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(sniffs) You smell like
French cigarettes.
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-(laughs)
-(phone chimes)
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Red flower cigarettes.
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Who's this?
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Oh, um...
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I was gonna tell you
about that.
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It's, um...
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Uh, it's just--
remember the weekend
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that I worked in,
uh, New Jersey,
at a club?
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-Did you fuck this girl?
-No! God!
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It's nothing--
It's not like that at all.
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It's-it's-it's...
It's a friend.
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It's, uh--
We're barely friends.
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She's my--
You know, we dated,
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-a while ago, and then, um...
-Okay, so it's someone
that you used to fuck.
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Um, hold on.
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I know it sounds weird,
but it was just work.
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It was-- That's somebody
I work with,
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and we had a thing,
and that's over.
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And I got to the condo,
and she was there.
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Wait. You stayed
in the same condo together?
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Kitty, I don't-- I...
I don't know what I--
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-I don't know what I did.
-You don't know what you did?
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-I was doing my job.
-What you did is you lied.
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-I didn't lie. I didn't know.
-No, you omitted the truth.
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I just, you know,
to find the right moment.
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I didn't want to hurt
your feelings,
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so I wanted to wait
for you to be
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in the right mood
but not right before the move.
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(crying):
I can't believe this.
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Kat-- Kitty, no.
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-Hold on.
Can we just--
-(sobbing)
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Can we talk
about this later?
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I-- I think
they saw the car.
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(sniffles) Yeah, let's go
meet your parents.
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Hold on.
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Kitty, let's--
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Hello!
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Sweetie!
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Oh, my best boy
in the whole world.
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-Hello, Mom and Dad.
-Hi!
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-You must be Kat.
-How are you?
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-Pete: Good to see you.
-Oh, you're so tall!
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You didn't tell me
she was so tall.
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This is Kat.
Yep, she's tall.
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It's so nice
to meet you both.
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You have
such a beautiful home.
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Stop it.
You should see it
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when the begonias
are in bloom.
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I'm so sorry
you came so late.
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We just finished lasagna.
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Oh, yeah. We, um,
we ate on the way,
just a little bit.
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Mr. Holmes, I've heard
so much about you.
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Oh, please, call me Tom.
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Mr. Holmes is my doctor.
It's just a coincidence.
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(laughing)
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(polka music playing
quietly in background)
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So, Kath...
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Um, it's Kat, Dad.
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-Oh, sorry.
-Kat: Yeah, that's fine.
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I thought it was
Kath like Kathy.
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Kat:
No, it's just Kat.
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I went to school
with a Kathy, Kathy Anstead.
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She was Dutch.
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-Oh, okay.
-Are you Dutch?
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-No.
-Huh.
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-Kat: Yeah.
-I am so glad my boy
is back in town.
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Thank you.
Thank you, Mama.
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It's good to be home.
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-(sniffs)
-Tom: Rita.
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Give-- give the boy
a little space.
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Oh, all right.
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(chuckles)
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Your skin is
like porcelain.
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You must burn easily.
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I do, I have to use
a lot of sunscreen.
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Ah, smart.
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I just did
ancestry.com.
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Did you, um...
What did you get?
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Oh, I didn't
get it back yet.
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Oh, okay.
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And here's Pete
with his brother John,
who works with his dad.
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-Isn't he a nut?
-He's so cute.
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And this is Pete
on his mission to Uganda.
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Look at him with braces.
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Oh, yes.
Enough about us.
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I want to hear about you.
Tell me about your family.
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Uh, I have one big sister,
who's an engineer.
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-Oh my!
-Yeah.
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And your parents,
where do they live?
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My mom is
outside of D.C.,
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and my dad lives
in Scottsdale,
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so they're divorced, yeah.
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Aw, well...
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Marriage is
a tough thing.
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It's not fifty-fifty.
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It's a hundred-a hundred.
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Totally.
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Is that the Easter Bunny?
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Yes, it's a tradition.
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-We recreate it every year.
-Oh, my God.
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-Rita: Isn't he outrageous?
-Totally.
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(laughs)
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And that, of course,
is Pete's wedding day.
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Oh.
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She broke our hearts.
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I'm gonna get you some fresh
towels and a scented pillowcase.
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-Cool, thank you.
-Sure.
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Tom:
Isn't she a beauty?
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Yeah. Do you--
Do you canoe?
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Oh, a fellow up
in Kennebunkport
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owed me for a tank job,
and he gave me a deal.
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He spent all summer
restoring it. It, uh...
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Delivered it, too.
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Isn't it smooth?
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Dad...
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Where is there water?
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♪ ♪
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(ticking)
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(knocking)
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Sorry. I know
that was a lot.
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Yeah, I could've used
some advance warning
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about your mom's
lap-sitting policy.
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Why?
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(laughing)
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Okay.
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-I'm kidding, I know.
-Okay.
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We... My mom was like
my best friend until I was...
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twenty-two.
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I get it. Like I had
a fucked up dynamic
with my mom, too,
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but we figured it out
and have worked through it.
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It's hard to break away
when your parents are
abusive, so...
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She-- she's a lot,
but it's not--
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I don't think it's abusive.
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No, it is. That's called
"emotional incest,"
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and it's really bad
for both of you,
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and for your dad
who has to watch
all of this.
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(clears throat)
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I'm really sorry
about New Jersey,
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with Ali.
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I don't even have
to think about it.
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As soon as you said it,
I felt terrible.
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And I'm really sorry,
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and I love you.
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I love you, too.
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-Thank God.
-You got a little nervous
there for a second.
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Yeah.
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Sleep good.
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Can you just stay?
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I want to.
251
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I really want to sleep in this
haunted dollhouse with you.
252
00:10:47,375 --> 00:10:48,458
-I really do.
-Yeah.
253
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Just join me
in this nightmare room.
254
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If you smell smoke,
it's the echoes of murder.
255
00:10:53,834 --> 00:10:55,166
-I'm teasing.
-Stop it.
256
00:10:55,250 --> 00:10:57,291
-Good night.
-I love you.
257
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I love you.
258
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Don't worry about church.
259
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-Okay.
-It's a piece of cake.
260
00:11:03,125 --> 00:11:07,291
You stand, you sing, you sit,
you listen, you pray.
261
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Then we're at lunch.
262
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Okay, sounds complicated.
263
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-Piece of cake.
-I trust you.
264
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-Okay.
-Okay, good night.
265
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Okay, good night.
266
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You'll be okay.
267
00:11:20,917 --> 00:11:23,291
-It's not haunted.
-Okay.
268
00:11:23,375 --> 00:11:25,625
Those clocks have
no batteries, but...
269
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it's not haunted.
270
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(laughing):
I haven't seen them
move in years!
271
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♪ Praise God, from whom
all blessings flow ♪
272
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♪ Praise Him, all creatures
here below ♪
273
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♪ Praise Him above,
ye heavenly host ♪
274
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♪ Praise Father, Son,
and Holy Ghost ♪
275
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♪ A... ♪
276
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♪ ...men ♪
277
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Please, be seated.
278
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Yes, Lord!
We shout to you, Father God,
279
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that you might hear our prayer.
280
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And a reminder to continue
to lift up Ben and Whitney
281
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at our sister church in Uganda,
282
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as they continue
to struggle with dysentery.
283
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And now at this time,
we invite you
284
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to stand and greet
your neighbor.
285
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You just-- you just
say hello.
286
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-Oh my God.
-Just shake my hand.
287
00:12:36,417 --> 00:12:38,375
-This is so scary.
-It's okay. Just look at me.
288
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,959
-Hi. Peace be with you.
-Hi. Thank you.
289
00:12:41,041 --> 00:12:43,333
-You say, "And also with you."
-Do I have to?
290
00:12:43,417 --> 00:12:44,792
-Absolutely not.
-Great.
291
00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:46,250
Good luck.
Have fun.
292
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,125
-Hi. Blessed be the fruit.
-Woman: It's nice to see you.
293
00:12:48,208 --> 00:12:49,500
Woman:
Peace be with you.
294
00:12:49,583 --> 00:12:52,750
I love this cardigan on you.
It's a great color.
295
00:12:53,583 --> 00:12:55,875
-Hi. Shabbat shalom.
-Oh, thank you.
296
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"But whoever drinks
the water that I give them
will never thirst.
297
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"Indeed, the water I give them
will become in them..."
298
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Living water.
299
00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:10,500
"...a spring of water,
welling up to eternal life."
300
00:13:10,583 --> 00:13:12,709
Now, what Jesus
is asking us, here,
301
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is to see past
our own physical needs...
302
00:13:15,709 --> 00:13:18,125
-Look past the problem.
-Shh!
303
00:13:18,208 --> 00:13:21,583
...and live life
on the spiritual plane.
304
00:13:22,041 --> 00:13:24,625
-In the world...
-But not of it.
305
00:13:24,709 --> 00:13:25,542
...but not of it.
306
00:13:25,625 --> 00:13:26,583
Shh.
307
00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:29,917
-That wasn't so bad, right?
-It was okay.
308
00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:32,500
Um, what's going on
with your dad?
309
00:13:32,583 --> 00:13:35,000
-Is he losing his hearing?
-Yeah, we don't know.
310
00:13:35,083 --> 00:13:38,041
-Oh, no.
-Come on, I want to show
you off to the pastor.
311
00:13:38,125 --> 00:13:40,500
Pete: Oh, um, sure.
I'm gonna grab a coffee.
Do you want one?
312
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We're fine, dear.
313
00:13:42,959 --> 00:13:44,542
-You?
-Yeah.
314
00:13:44,625 --> 00:13:47,375
Okay, see you in a second.
315
00:13:50,291 --> 00:13:52,709
That was a lovely service,
wasn't it?
316
00:13:52,792 --> 00:13:54,041
Yeah, it was beautiful.
317
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:56,083
The pastor certainly
has a way with words.
318
00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:58,375
-Mm-hmm.
-He's done some acting,
you know.
319
00:13:58,458 --> 00:14:01,875
-Oh my gosh!
-Last year, he did
the Sermon on the Mount
320
00:14:01,959 --> 00:14:04,500
-from memory.
-Wow.
321
00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:07,458
Are you excited
about the show tonight?
322
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,291
Oh, we're so excited.
323
00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:13,625
I'm so glad the Lord is using
Peter's gift for His purpose.
324
00:14:13,709 --> 00:14:15,792
He's always had a calling.
325
00:14:15,875 --> 00:14:19,375
Yeah. I think this is gonna be
so good for his brand.
326
00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:21,458
Like, this is his market.
327
00:14:21,959 --> 00:14:25,542
Well, it's not his brand.
It's his heart.
328
00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:28,917
He's found a path that falls
in line with his faith.
329
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:32,917
I think Peter's spirituality is
a little more fluid these days,
330
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,667
like mine.
331
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:36,542
Oh.
332
00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:38,125
Were you raised in the church?
333
00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:42,000
I wasn't raised
with anything formal, um...
334
00:14:42,083 --> 00:14:45,583
But I just sort of believe
that God is in all of us.
335
00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:49,750
You know, like...
we're all God in drag, you know?
336
00:14:49,834 --> 00:14:51,333
It's just consciousness.
337
00:14:51,417 --> 00:14:53,542
Like, I don't pray,
338
00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:57,417
I just listen to the part
of me that is God.
339
00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,166
So you think you're God?
340
00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:02,291
Yeah, but I think
you're God, too.
341
00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:03,959
Sweetheart, God is God.
342
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,083
The ocean is made of water,
343
00:15:07,166 --> 00:15:09,083
but we're all made
of water, too.
344
00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:10,625
Yeah...
345
00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:12,000
but you're not the ocean.
346
00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:14,291
The ocean is the ocean.
347
00:15:14,375 --> 00:15:16,250
You're a human being.
348
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:19,625
I think we're saying
the same thing,
just with different words.
349
00:15:19,709 --> 00:15:21,291
-Oh.
-(chuckles)
350
00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:23,208
Uh, I'm gonna go
get a coffee.
351
00:15:23,959 --> 00:15:25,375
I'll be right back.
352
00:15:28,542 --> 00:15:29,959
You sure
you don't want to come?
353
00:15:30,041 --> 00:15:33,166
Massachusetts is at its least
depressing this time of year.
354
00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:35,959
I'm good, uh,
it's been only a day,
355
00:15:36,041 --> 00:15:38,917
and I've already heard
some of your dad's jokes
twice, so...
356
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,542
Yeah, that's my dad.
357
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,458
If you come to lunch,
I guarantee,
358
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,125
he'll call ketchup
"Irish gravy."
359
00:15:44,208 --> 00:15:45,709
Yeah, I already
heard that one.
360
00:15:45,792 --> 00:15:46,709
-Really?
-Yes.
361
00:15:46,792 --> 00:15:47,875
Have you heard
him say, "I don't
362
00:15:47,959 --> 00:15:49,208
drink water,
fish make love in it?"
363
00:15:49,291 --> 00:15:50,291
Heard 'em all.
364
00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:52,041
It's W.C. Fields.
He stole it.
365
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:53,542
It's pretty good.
366
00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:55,959
Also, this way, I can keep on
looking through your yearbook
367
00:15:56,041 --> 00:15:58,834
and snoop around
your childhood bedroom.
368
00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:00,583
You're not gonna find
anything good except
369
00:16:00,667 --> 00:16:04,208
a pretty mild nursing bra
catalog in the top drawer.
370
00:16:04,291 --> 00:16:05,542
Yum.
371
00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:08,583
-We won't be long.
-Bye.
372
00:16:10,041 --> 00:16:11,125
Asshole.
373
00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:13,375
And I had a crush on her.
374
00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:16,000
-(giggles)
-Have fun.
375
00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:18,083
-Bye.
-Bye.
376
00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:23,041
What are your three favorite
parks in Brooklyn, Peter?
377
00:16:23,834 --> 00:16:25,542
I'd have to think
about that, Dad.
378
00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:28,125
Isn't it beautiful?
379
00:16:28,208 --> 00:16:29,166
It is.
380
00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:30,792
It's really nice
to be back, Mama.
381
00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:32,083
Oh.
382
00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:35,875
How are, uh...
How are you and Dad doing?
383
00:16:35,959 --> 00:16:40,208
Oh, your father is
a pain in the neck.
384
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:43,000
He's always there.
385
00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:45,125
He doesn't listen.
386
00:16:45,208 --> 00:16:47,917
We don't talk like
you and I do.
387
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,709
I wish you'd come
home more often.
388
00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:53,291
I'm only happy
when you're here.
389
00:16:54,041 --> 00:16:55,333
I'm here now.
390
00:16:55,417 --> 00:16:58,000
-Oh my gosh.
-Look at that haircut.
391
00:16:58,083 --> 00:17:00,125
Isn't that outrageous?
392
00:17:03,041 --> 00:17:04,625
Isn't Kat great?
393
00:17:05,208 --> 00:17:07,375
Yes, she's lovely.
394
00:17:07,458 --> 00:17:08,917
Yeah, it's...
395
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,583
really important to me
that you like her, you know?
396
00:17:11,667 --> 00:17:13,959
-Mm. I do.
-Really important. Yeah.
397
00:17:14,041 --> 00:17:17,542
She's certainly her
own person, isn't she?
398
00:17:17,625 --> 00:17:19,333
What does that mean?
399
00:17:19,417 --> 00:17:21,083
Petey, I don't want
to be discouraging.
400
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:23,583
No, I want to know.
I want to know what you think.
401
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:25,250
It's just us.
402
00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:29,750
Well, I'm sure she's fun
for a good time and all.
403
00:17:29,834 --> 00:17:31,792
-And she's very exciting.
-Mom.
404
00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:37,583
She has a very interesting
take on how the world works.
405
00:17:37,667 --> 00:17:40,917
She didn't grow up
in an evangelical super church.
406
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,083
Is that what you mean?
407
00:17:42,166 --> 00:17:45,542
I mean she's a little
New Age for me.
408
00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:49,208
That's just
very popular right now.
409
00:17:49,291 --> 00:17:51,375
She read
some Deepak Chopra.
410
00:17:51,458 --> 00:17:53,041
She has
an Eckhart Tolle calender.
411
00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:55,625
She reads me the quotes.
He quotes Jesus all the time.
412
00:17:55,709 --> 00:17:59,000
-Oh.
-It's not as far out
as you might think.
413
00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:02,000
-So she's deep?
-Pak Chopra.
414
00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:03,959
(laughing)
415
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:07,750
She's just not
as sweet as my Petey.
416
00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:10,834
Rita! Squirrels!
417
00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:15,875
I'm sorry about him.
418
00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:18,291
So am I.
419
00:18:18,375 --> 00:18:20,375
I'll try
with this new girl.
420
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,250
Would you?
421
00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:25,875
You guys are weirdos.
You know that, right?
422
00:18:26,917 --> 00:18:29,041
We're not a normal family.
423
00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:30,542
No, I know.
424
00:18:31,375 --> 00:18:33,500
♪ ♪
425
00:18:35,542 --> 00:18:37,750
Is-- is this
for the performers?
426
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,750
My cup runneth over, huh?
427
00:18:49,041 --> 00:18:50,667
Yeah, this is
a crazy spread.
428
00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:52,125
I've never seen
anything like it.
429
00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:54,500
I'm Pete, by the way.
I'm a comic.
430
00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:56,250
Oh, me too. Fudge.
431
00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:57,750
-Fudge?
-Yeah.
432
00:18:57,834 --> 00:18:59,291
That's--
that's not your name?
433
00:18:59,375 --> 00:19:00,667
No, no.
My real name is John,
434
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:02,417
but Fudge is
an acronym I go by--
435
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,625
Funny Unique Devoted
Gentleman Entertainer.
436
00:19:04,709 --> 00:19:06,917
Yeah, based on just
this brief interaction,
437
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,583
I think you're very fudgy.
438
00:19:08,667 --> 00:19:11,125
(laughing)
Thank you.
439
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:13,041
I didn't see you
at the last show.
440
00:19:13,125 --> 00:19:15,250
Ah, yeah, man,
I was on the road.
441
00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:17,375
-Oh.
-Yeah, I do clubs, too.
442
00:19:17,458 --> 00:19:20,417
You know, I was
in Utah, Disney.
443
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:21,792
-Disney?
-Disney.
444
00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:24,834
-You did stand-up comedy
at Disney?
-In Disney, yeah.
445
00:19:24,917 --> 00:19:27,250
That's incredible!
They let you
in the park for free?
446
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,625
Yeah, and after hours, too.
447
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,667
You get this tour
when nobody's there, man.
448
00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:33,792
-It's awesome. Yeah.
-Get out.
449
00:19:34,458 --> 00:19:38,125
Word of advice:
Don't follow the ventriloquist.
450
00:19:38,709 --> 00:19:41,333
'Cause a ventriloquist
can say whatever he wants
451
00:19:41,417 --> 00:19:43,709
'cause the audience thinks
the dummy don't have a soul.
452
00:19:43,792 --> 00:19:46,291
-Is that true?
-It's true.
453
00:19:46,375 --> 00:19:48,166
All right, guys,
let's circle up.
454
00:19:52,417 --> 00:19:54,083
All right, let's...
455
00:19:55,792 --> 00:19:58,125
Dear Heavenly Father,
thank you so much
for the opportunity
456
00:19:58,208 --> 00:20:02,542
to perform this evening,
and we pray that we'd
all perform our personal best.
457
00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:05,166
And we pray all this
in the mighty name of Jesus.
458
00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:07,834
-And all God's people said?
-All: Amen.
459
00:20:07,917 --> 00:20:10,125
All righty.
Let's have a great show.
460
00:20:11,583 --> 00:20:13,750
(playing bluegrass melody)
461
00:20:13,834 --> 00:20:16,000
♪ I heard about a man one day ♪
462
00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:17,917
♪ Who wasted not his time away ♪
463
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:23,583
♪ He prayed to God
every morning, noon, and night ♪
464
00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:27,709
♪ He cared not for
the king's decree ♪
465
00:20:27,792 --> 00:20:33,333
♪ He prayed to God
every morning, noon, and night ♪
466
00:20:33,417 --> 00:20:35,458
Have you been smoking?
467
00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:38,500
No, someone was smoking
in the bathroom.
468
00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:42,667
In church?
469
00:20:43,166 --> 00:20:45,709
Yeah, I thought
it was weird, too.
470
00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:53,500
♪ He prayed to God
every morning, noon, and night ♪
471
00:20:53,750 --> 00:21:00,917
♪ I sing because I'm free ♪
472
00:21:01,291 --> 00:21:08,500
♪ His eye is on the sparrow ♪
473
00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:14,542
♪ And I know he watches ♪
474
00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:17,667
This molding is
incredible.
475
00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:21,083
♪ Me ♪
476
00:21:23,875 --> 00:21:26,542
(cheering, whistling)
477
00:21:28,375 --> 00:21:30,000
This guy tells me he's
taking over to the point
478
00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:32,125
where I hope Heaven got WiFi.
479
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:34,083
(laughter)
480
00:21:34,166 --> 00:21:35,875
But think about it.
Really think about it.
481
00:21:35,959 --> 00:21:37,917
Heaven should have WiFi,
you know what I'm saying?
482
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,458
They got unlimited cloud space.
483
00:21:39,542 --> 00:21:40,792
(laughter)
484
00:21:40,875 --> 00:21:42,792
There's a terabyte right here,
know what I'm saying?
485
00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:46,000
Look at that terabyte,
know what I'm saying?
486
00:21:46,083 --> 00:21:47,917
Think about it,
Heaven should have WiFi,
487
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,709
'cause I know Hell got a lot
of hot spots, and then, uh...
488
00:21:50,792 --> 00:21:54,041
(laughter and applause)
489
00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:56,083
They ain't gonna be worrying
about reception down there.
490
00:21:56,166 --> 00:21:58,166
They gonna be on Snaptchat
and Instagram talking about
491
00:21:58,250 --> 00:21:59,500
hashtag-burning.
492
00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:02,500
(laughter and applause)
493
00:22:02,583 --> 00:22:04,125
I love all of the miracles.
494
00:22:04,208 --> 00:22:06,542
I love that Jesus raised
Lazarus from the dead.
495
00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:08,250
That's a big one.
496
00:22:08,667 --> 00:22:12,750
Do you think there's even
a small chance that Lazarus
497
00:22:12,834 --> 00:22:14,750
didn't want to be
raised from the dead?
498
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,458
(laughter)
499
00:22:16,542 --> 00:22:18,458
Like, nobody asked Lazarus.
500
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,709
He was dead.
501
00:22:20,792 --> 00:22:22,208
So his family--
502
00:22:22,291 --> 00:22:23,959
family, you can't trust family.
503
00:22:24,041 --> 00:22:27,166
The family assumed
he didn't want to be dead.
504
00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:29,041
Maybe Lazarus wanted to be dead.
505
00:22:29,125 --> 00:22:32,000
Can you imagine if Jesus raised
him, and Lazarus came up like,
506
00:22:32,083 --> 00:22:34,166
(inhales)
"Oh, man!"
507
00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:35,709
(laughter)
508
00:22:35,792 --> 00:22:37,625
"This again?
509
00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:40,875
I was just in Heaven.
You were there."
510
00:22:40,959 --> 00:22:42,375
(laughter)
511
00:22:42,458 --> 00:22:45,875
"The deposit on my funeral
was non-refundable."
512
00:22:45,959 --> 00:22:47,041
(laughter)
513
00:22:47,125 --> 00:22:49,125
"I was gonna break up
with my girlfriend.
514
00:22:49,875 --> 00:22:50,875
Now I have to do it."
515
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,041
(laughter and applause)
516
00:22:57,625 --> 00:23:01,625
My goodness, seeing you
on that stage with the cross,
517
00:23:01,709 --> 00:23:03,750
you just looked
so right at home.
518
00:23:03,834 --> 00:23:05,000
You were so great.
519
00:23:05,083 --> 00:23:06,709
Wasn't it a great show?
Everybody's so good.
520
00:23:06,792 --> 00:23:09,792
-You were the best part.
-Oh, you must be so proud.
521
00:23:09,875 --> 00:23:12,041
-She's adorable.
-Oh, thank you.
522
00:23:12,125 --> 00:23:14,417
And this here is my baby.
523
00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:16,500
Can you believe
this came out of me?
524
00:23:16,583 --> 00:23:18,667
Oh. Have a good evening.
525
00:23:18,750 --> 00:23:20,458
-Good night.
-You were so awesome.
526
00:23:20,542 --> 00:23:22,083
Are we, uh, gonna get dinner?
527
00:23:22,166 --> 00:23:25,583
Yes, Carol's working at Legal.
We have an 8:30 reservation.
528
00:23:25,667 --> 00:23:28,000
-Great.
-Peter...
529
00:23:28,083 --> 00:23:31,083
What do you think is the most
important trait for a performer?
530
00:23:31,166 --> 00:23:32,500
Confidence?
531
00:23:33,333 --> 00:23:36,041
-I don't know, Dad.
-I think it's confidence.
532
00:23:36,667 --> 00:23:39,375
FDR, he had confidence.
533
00:23:39,458 --> 00:23:42,834
Right. Yeah. No,
he's one of the greats.
534
00:23:42,917 --> 00:23:45,041
You're saying that
I need to put on a bra?
535
00:23:45,125 --> 00:23:46,208
Oh, hold on, Dad.
536
00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:49,208
Rita:
The way you're dressed
is very distracting.
537
00:23:49,291 --> 00:23:50,667
Hold on.
What are you doing?
538
00:23:50,750 --> 00:23:52,291
She just told me
to put on a bra.
539
00:23:52,375 --> 00:23:53,709
Well, are you
wearing a bra?
540
00:23:53,792 --> 00:23:55,208
-Is that your business?
-Mom!
541
00:23:55,291 --> 00:23:57,834
It's my business when you're
sitting next to me in church.
542
00:23:57,917 --> 00:23:59,667
It's not church,
it's a comedy show.
543
00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:00,792
In a church!
544
00:24:00,875 --> 00:24:01,959
-Mom.
-Peter!
545
00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:04,750
She made your father
feel very uncomfortable.
546
00:24:04,834 --> 00:24:08,041
Really? Dad complained about
my girlfriend wearing a bra?
547
00:24:08,125 --> 00:24:11,125
No, I could feel how
uncomfortable he was,
548
00:24:11,208 --> 00:24:12,667
and every man in there.
549
00:24:12,750 --> 00:24:14,959
Jesus, Mom! How is that
supposed to make her feel?
550
00:24:15,041 --> 00:24:16,834
-Peter, watch your mouth!
-No!
551
00:24:16,917 --> 00:24:18,500
Well, what if--
what if her parents
552
00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:20,458
told me that my pants
are too tight,
553
00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:22,083
that they can see my cock?
554
00:24:22,166 --> 00:24:23,166
-Peter!
-It's okay.
555
00:24:23,250 --> 00:24:24,917
No, it's not okay!
556
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,375
We're not-- we're out of here.
We're going.
557
00:24:27,458 --> 00:24:29,500
-Rita: Where are you going?
-We're not coming.
558
00:24:29,583 --> 00:24:31,458
Enjoy your haddock.
559
00:24:32,333 --> 00:24:34,917
-Peter...
-Let him go, Rita.
560
00:24:35,458 --> 00:24:36,709
He'll be okay.
561
00:24:39,083 --> 00:24:41,625
♪ ♪
562
00:24:45,959 --> 00:24:47,917
(Tom snoring)
563
00:24:59,458 --> 00:25:01,500
(door opens)
564
00:25:16,291 --> 00:25:17,458
Hey.
565
00:25:18,709 --> 00:25:20,542
Get in here.
566
00:25:20,625 --> 00:25:21,667
Okay.
567
00:25:38,208 --> 00:25:40,333
(Tom snoring)
568
00:25:47,166 --> 00:25:50,000
(sighing)
569
00:25:59,792 --> 00:26:01,750
(moaning and heavy breathing)
570
00:26:01,834 --> 00:26:03,667
(bed creaking)
571
00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:07,792
Kat:
Oh God.
572
00:26:13,750 --> 00:26:15,834
-(moaning loudly)
-(bed creaking)
573
00:26:21,041 --> 00:26:24,166
♪ I beez in the trap,
be-beez in the trap ♪
574
00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:27,500
♪ I beez in the trap,
be-beez in the trap ♪
575
00:26:27,875 --> 00:26:30,625
Oh, Pete!
576
00:26:30,709 --> 00:26:32,000
♪ Got a new LS 450 ♪
577
00:26:32,083 --> 00:26:33,542
♪ Ain't no keys
in this doohicky ♪
578
00:26:33,625 --> 00:26:35,125
♪ If I weren't rappin'
I'd be trappin' ♪
579
00:26:35,208 --> 00:26:36,750
♪ If I weren't trappin'
I'd be pimpin' ♪
580
00:26:36,834 --> 00:26:39,875
♪ If I weren't pimpin'
I'd be gettin' it, period ♪
581
00:26:39,959 --> 00:26:43,333
♪ I beez in the trap,
be-beez in the trap ♪
582
00:26:43,417 --> 00:26:46,417
♪ I beez in the trap,
be-beez in the trap ♪
583
00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:48,959
♪ ♪
584
00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:51,041
(alarm chiming)
585
00:27:08,917 --> 00:27:10,250
Morning.
586
00:27:10,959 --> 00:27:12,083
Morning.
587
00:27:38,250 --> 00:27:40,250
She was faking it, you know.
588
00:27:46,875 --> 00:27:48,458
A mother knows.
589
00:27:50,667 --> 00:27:52,000
Good morning.
590
00:27:52,417 --> 00:27:54,291
-Hey.
-Hey.
591
00:27:55,083 --> 00:27:57,834
Ooh, I'm starving.
592
00:27:59,291 --> 00:28:00,542
Me, too.
593
00:28:00,625 --> 00:28:01,917
Yum.
594
00:28:03,583 --> 00:28:05,166
Mmm, so good.
595
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,625
Rita:
But cold.
596
00:28:08,333 --> 00:28:09,667
I don't mind.
597
00:28:10,125 --> 00:28:11,250
Yum.
598
00:28:16,125 --> 00:28:18,291
♪ I want to break free ♪
599
00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:23,166
♪ I want to break free ♪
600
00:28:24,959 --> 00:28:27,625
♪ I want to break free
from your lies ♪
601
00:28:27,709 --> 00:28:32,667
♪ You're so self-satisfied,
I don't need you ♪
602
00:28:33,792 --> 00:28:36,458
♪ I've got to break free ♪
603
00:28:38,917 --> 00:28:41,041
♪ God knows ♪
604
00:28:41,792 --> 00:28:45,500
♪ God knows
I want to break free ♪
605
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,834
♪ But life still goes on ♪
606
00:28:51,250 --> 00:28:54,250
♪ I can't get used to
living without, living without ♪
607
00:28:54,333 --> 00:28:59,000
♪ Living without you
by my side ♪
608
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:03,375
♪ I don't want to live alone ♪
609
00:29:04,166 --> 00:29:05,458
♪ Hey ♪
610
00:29:05,542 --> 00:29:07,542
♪ God knows ♪
611
00:29:08,750 --> 00:29:12,000
♪ Got to make it on my own ♪
612
00:29:13,208 --> 00:29:16,375
♪ So, baby, can't you see ♪
613
00:29:17,792 --> 00:29:21,917
♪ I've got to break free ♪
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