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- Previously on Charmed...
- I hope I don't regret this.
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Regret what?
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CYD: Knansie uses demon
blood to raise the dead.
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Every person turns into a demon.
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MACY: I have demon blood in me.
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Does that mean I'm going to turn?
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HARRY: It's a powerful
history rewriting spell.
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MEL: To make it as if
Niko and I never met.
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JADA: Your detective ex called
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to tell me my parents want to meet up.
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[TIRES SQUEALING]
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[YELLS]
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[GASPS, YELLS]
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Damn!
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So, not to kill the mood
or anything, but why
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is your ex-girlfriend
working with witch hunters?
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- With what?!
- That arrow's
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been protected against spells.
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It's exactly what I'd use
if I was trying to kill witches.
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And that's why you just
can't heal the wound.
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They must have found a way
to become immune to magic.
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Okay, but I know Niko,
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and she would never
help people like that.
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Whoever they were, they
must have duped her,
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posing as your parents.
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Then it sounds like you and I need
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to have a little chat with your ex.
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Before we do that...
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There's something
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that you should know.
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Niko has no clue that
she and I ever dated.
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You Eternal Sunshined her?
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[LAUGHS]
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Damn, Vera.
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There was a demon, and
he would have stopped
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at nothing to kill her,
and my only choice was
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to make it so that she and I never met.
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A history rewriting spell?
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You must have really loved her.
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I did, but it's over,
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- obviously.
- Yeah?
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The thing that I don't get,
given this epic love story,
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is why you didn't just use
the Akkadian Smokescreen.
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- The what?
- It's like a witness protection spell.
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It would have concealed
Niko from the demon
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without you two having to cut ties.
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The Elders never told
me that was an option.
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Of course they didn't, Mel.
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You're not even human to them.
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Come on. You're a Charmed One,
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a weapon that they want to control,
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which means they get to
decide what spells you use,
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how powerful you're allowed to become,
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and who you're allowed to love.
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But the real question is, what
are you gonna do about it?
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- ♪ I-I-I, I-I ♪
- ♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna ♪
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- ♪ I-I-I, I-I ♪
- ♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna ♪
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- ♪ I-I-I, I-I ♪
- ♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna ♪
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♪ Throw my head back and hey... ♪
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[PANTING]
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Are we really doing this?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah?
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♪ In sheep's clothing ♪
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- You're sure you want to?
- More than anything.
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♪ Wolves in sheep's clothing ♪
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♪ It's so you... ♪
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[GRUNTS]
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Parker?
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What the hell just...
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- Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Oh, wow. Huh. Procrasti-baking?
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I'm trying not to think
about Galvin trekking
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through Jumanji, or whatever
island he's gone to,
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looking for my cure.
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Help yourself.
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Actually, I was hoping to pick
your brain about something.
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- Oh, yeah? Try me.
- Something, uh,
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sex-related.
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- Now that I am officially in the club.
- Sure.
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So, earlier today, right
before Parker and I
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were about to, you know, do our thing,
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um, there was this energy blast...
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[QUIETLY]: ... down there.
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Maggie, we're adults.
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You can say "orgasm" in front of me.
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No. No, no, no. No, no, this was, like,
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a light, and a loud bang,
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and Parker flew across the room.
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Oh. That-that's not where
I thought the story was going.
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I always wanted the sex
to be explosive, just not...
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Literally.
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If it makes you feel
any better, I lost control
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of my power in the moment, too.
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The bed levitated. [LAUGHS]
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Damn, girl.
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Yeah.
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You know, it kind of
sounds like the force field
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you manifested out of emotion
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when we were fighting Alistair.
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Yeah, but...
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[SIGHS]
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... why would my powers do that?
I want to be with Parker.
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Well, you did say you were terrified
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that he might still hurt you.
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Oh, my God. Yes. Duh.
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My fear set off the sex bomb.
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Thank you. Oh, thank you.
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- Yeah. Oh. [LAUGHS]
- You...
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You are the best.
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Ah. Okay, so,
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maybe if I'm just honest
with him and with myself,
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- I can keep it under control.
- [SNIFFING]
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You smell something... burning?
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Oh, my God, Macy, your hand.
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Oh, my God.
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Harry!
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I didn't feel anything.
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Come here.
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- Ah...
- Sit down.
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HARRY: The skin seems to be thickening,
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and the nerves fraying,
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dulling your pain receptors.
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Why would that happen?
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Well, these are common
characteristics...
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Of a demon.
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Which means whatever
demon essence is in you
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could be presenting itself.
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Why now, after 29 years?
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Well, there are some things
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beyond my scope of knowledge.
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Oh. Thanks.
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Macy, you really ought
to seek counsel from Charity.
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[GASPS] No way.
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- Now, Melanie...
- We all remember
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the "counsel" she gave when
Angela Wu was possessed.
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- Mel, I think Harry's right.
- She wanted us
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to murder our friend.
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Yeah, and then she changed
her mind and helped us.
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Did you know that there was a way for me
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to keep Niko safe without losing her?
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- Wait, what?
- It's called the Akkadian Smokescreen.
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HARRY [ECHOING]: I have
heard of no such spell.
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MEL [ECHOING]: Because the
Elders kept it from us.
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MAGGIE [ECHOING]:
We need Charity's help.
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MEL: You can't trust them.
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HARRY: Mel, even if this
Smokescreen does exist,
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it's hardly a reason to
risk Macy's humanity.
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Can we all just... please stop?
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[SIGHS HEAVILY]
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I can't talk about this right now.
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Macy.
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Macy, wait.
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That's great.
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_
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[EXHALES]
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I know it's not what you want to hear,
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but after everything
I've been through...
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being sent to purgatory
by my evil twin...
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- The kraken.
- ... getting eaten by a kraken...
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- The Antichrist.
- ... giving birth to the Antichrist.
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- Twice.
- Twice.
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I need to be with someone stable.
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And Gideon, that's not you.
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Well, don't just stand
there, say something.
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I guess I just never saw you
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as the type to settle, Angelica.
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You're gonna talk about your
own big brother that way?
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You're damn right I am, Levi.
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- [KNOCK ON DOOR]
- [COMPUTER CLICKS OFF]
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Oh, hey.
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Well, I do love a warm welcome.
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Sorry, I-I... I thought
it maybe was Mel.
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Well, I hope you're not
up here hiding from her.
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No. The Wi-Fi's just better up here.
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I am worried about her, though.
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If this whole Elder
drama creates a rift,
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Mel and I might end up right back
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where we started when I first moved in.
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I understand.
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But I'd be remiss in my duties
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if I didn't inform you
there's far more at stake here
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than domestic bliss.
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Macy, without the Charmed
Ones, the world will succumb
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to the forces of evil.
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And without three fully
functioning witches,
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there are no Charmed Ones.
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So, please,
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for destiny's sake,
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call Charity.
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I'm sorry, I...
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I just can't right now.
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Now, if you don't mind,
I'm going to forget about
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my grim demonic reality and
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binge-watch some mindless TV.
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Ooh, what are you watching?
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Oh, I... [LAUGHS]
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It's called Heaven's Vice.
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Never heard of it.
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That's probably because
you weren't a pre-teen geek
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- in the late '90s.
- Mm.
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But... it's about two brothers,
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named Gideon and Levi, who
also happen to be angels.
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They're sent down from
Heaven to kill demons
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and save mankind from the Devil.
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Sounds utterly preposterous.
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[CREATURE GROWLING]
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Vampire!
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[GROWLING, HISSING]
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I don't think we're in Heaven anymore.
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Oh, brother.
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- What?
- Well, the writing's a bit lazy.
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Don't you think?
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That's their catchphrase.
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Very well.
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Just don't stay up too late
bingeing this nonsense.
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Good night, Harry.
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Good night.
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Okay.
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[VAMPIRE GROWLING]
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LEVI: Did you bring the silver knife?
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GIDEON: Uh, yeah. How
dumb do you think I look?
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LEVI: You don't want me to answer that.
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Oh, shoot.
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Oh, uh...
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[MODEM DIALING]
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[LOUD WHOOSHING, ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
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What?
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[VAMPIRE SCREAMING]
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Guys?
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Oh!
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I don't think we're in Heaven anymore.
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Oh, brother.
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Oh, brother.
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Oh.
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How'd you do it, demon?
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LEVI: By the power vested in
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us by the Big Man Upstairs,
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we demand answers.
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Levi?
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[LAUGHS]: Gideon? Wait.
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LEVI: She knows our names.
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What are you, some kind of oracle?
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- Is this a weapon?
- No. No, no, no, no.
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No. No, I-I'm a fan.
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[LAUGHS]
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Maybe we could take a selfie?
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Well, whatever she is,
she's stark raving mad.
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Demon.
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Oracle.
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Tell us where we are,
or we will destroy you.
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One moment we were in
pursuit of a vampire.
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The next moment, your portal
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snatched us and brought us here.
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[VAMPIRE SNARLS]
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[MACY SCREAMS]
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This isn't over... oracle.
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Uh...
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[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
259
00:11:22,918 --> 00:11:25,186
[VAMPIRE SNARLS]
260
00:11:25,253 --> 00:11:26,988
Was that a...
261
00:11:27,055 --> 00:11:29,156
- [GROWLS]
- ... vampire?
262
00:11:37,399 --> 00:11:39,033
[PANTING]: Oh, my...
263
00:11:44,106 --> 00:11:46,597
Tell me those weren't the boys
from your guilty pleasure.
264
00:11:46,603 --> 00:11:48,256
Maybe.
265
00:11:48,777 --> 00:11:51,712
[GRUNTING]
266
00:11:51,780 --> 00:11:53,581
You said to stab it with silver.
267
00:11:53,587 --> 00:11:55,120
Well, that's what the scroll said.
268
00:11:55,126 --> 00:11:57,672
At least, I think it's what it said.
269
00:11:57,678 --> 00:12:00,341
My Romanian isn't what it used to be.
270
00:12:00,347 --> 00:12:02,590
I know this part. Levi,
271
00:12:02,658 --> 00:12:04,258
you mistranslated the scroll,
272
00:12:04,326 --> 00:12:06,327
thinking it said to stab
him quickly with silver.
273
00:12:06,395 --> 00:12:08,729
When really it said to
stab it with quicksilver.
274
00:12:08,797 --> 00:12:11,036
Which is the ancient
name for liquid mercury.
275
00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:14,268
[SCREECHES]
276
00:12:14,336 --> 00:12:15,603
Whoa.
277
00:12:15,671 --> 00:12:17,838
Think I got some vampire on me.
278
00:12:19,841 --> 00:12:21,242
[WHISPERS]: Yes.
279
00:12:21,309 --> 00:12:25,012
Not bad, for a girl.
280
00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:27,748
I beg your pardon, "for a girl"?
281
00:12:27,754 --> 00:12:29,412
I'll have you know,
you are in the presence
282
00:12:29,418 --> 00:12:31,852
of a women's studies
professor and a woman
283
00:12:31,858 --> 00:12:34,468
who just so happens to
be a doctor of genetics.
284
00:12:40,606 --> 00:12:42,029
Sorry.
285
00:12:42,097 --> 00:12:44,732
Yeah, y-you're right, Harry.
286
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:47,234
It's not their fault.
287
00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:49,708
Woke wasn't a thing yet in the '90s.
288
00:12:52,474 --> 00:12:54,442
Mm. This is amazing.
289
00:12:54,891 --> 00:12:56,992
Is there anything you can't do?
290
00:12:56,998 --> 00:12:59,046
Uh, bake, actually.
291
00:12:59,114 --> 00:13:00,755
My sister made these.
292
00:13:00,761 --> 00:13:02,311
I figured I should come bearing treats
293
00:13:02,317 --> 00:13:04,318
after what happened earlier with the...
294
00:13:04,386 --> 00:13:07,054
[IMITATES EXPLOSION] While we were...
295
00:13:07,122 --> 00:13:08,422
Yeah. That was, uh...
296
00:13:08,490 --> 00:13:12,093
Definitely not how I fantasized
our first time being.
297
00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:14,895
Not that I fantasize about
you with a, uh, magical orb
298
00:13:14,901 --> 00:13:17,123
or anything, that would be so weird.
299
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:18,933
Maggie, it wasn't your fault.
300
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,448
Yeah, it was.
301
00:13:20,454 --> 00:13:22,108
I set off the sex bomb.
302
00:13:22,170 --> 00:13:23,738
You what?
303
00:13:23,805 --> 00:13:25,272
Not on purpose.
304
00:13:25,340 --> 00:13:27,074
It's just, my powers
have been expanding,
305
00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:28,537
and I've been doing this thing
306
00:13:28,543 --> 00:13:30,932
where I manifest energy
out of raw emotion.
307
00:13:30,938 --> 00:13:33,242
So when I blasted you across the room,
308
00:13:33,248 --> 00:13:36,083
I think that was me
manifesting my own fear.
309
00:13:36,151 --> 00:13:38,953
- What, you're still that scared of me?
- No.
310
00:13:39,020 --> 00:13:41,721
No... uh, well, technically, yes,
311
00:13:41,727 --> 00:13:44,263
but only because I never know
312
00:13:44,269 --> 00:13:47,705
if you're gonna demon out on
me and ruin my life again.
313
00:13:47,829 --> 00:13:48,963
Wow.
314
00:13:49,030 --> 00:13:51,198
But it's okay.
315
00:13:51,266 --> 00:13:53,834
As long as I'm open and tell
you before I get scared,
316
00:13:53,902 --> 00:13:55,369
we will be fine.
317
00:13:55,437 --> 00:13:57,138
- No more sex bombs.
- W-What about...
318
00:13:57,205 --> 00:14:00,040
♪ You can't step up to me if you shy ♪
319
00:14:00,108 --> 00:14:02,343
♪ Boy, you keep looking
at me, you're watching ♪
320
00:14:02,410 --> 00:14:04,378
♪ You're waiting, you
like what you see ♪
321
00:14:04,446 --> 00:14:06,547
♪ Your eyes saying "Come here" to me ♪
322
00:14:06,615 --> 00:14:08,315
♪ You're trying to do
the impossible... ♪
323
00:14:08,383 --> 00:14:10,551
Would it help if you were on top?
324
00:14:10,619 --> 00:14:12,153
No, it's not... there's...
325
00:14:12,159 --> 00:14:14,494
A lot on my mind right now.
326
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:16,051
Well, I could do, like, a...
327
00:14:16,057 --> 00:14:18,459
I'm just not in the mood, all right?
328
00:14:18,465 --> 00:14:20,065
And it'd be great
329
00:14:20,071 --> 00:14:22,338
if we could just not talk
about it anymore, please.
330
00:14:23,365 --> 00:14:25,399
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
331
00:14:25,467 --> 00:14:27,034
[DOOR CLOSES]
332
00:14:29,638 --> 00:14:32,406
NIKO: Their names are
Jennifer and Jerry Finch Jr.
333
00:14:32,474 --> 00:14:34,175
Adopted children of real estate mogul
334
00:14:34,242 --> 00:14:35,910
Gerald Finch.
335
00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:37,706
I don't know how a background
check didn't flag this
336
00:14:37,712 --> 00:14:40,033
when I took the case, but this is on me.
337
00:14:41,149 --> 00:14:43,517
[THUDS SOFTLY]
338
00:14:44,357 --> 00:14:46,387
- What?
- The Finches.
339
00:14:46,454 --> 00:14:48,222
They built a fortune
through money laundering
340
00:14:48,290 --> 00:14:49,723
and tax evasion.
341
00:14:49,791 --> 00:14:52,259
So two years ago, I
put a hex on their dad,
342
00:14:52,265 --> 00:14:54,433
forcing him to give
everything away to charity.
343
00:14:54,563 --> 00:14:57,097
His kids must have found
out, and this is all revenge
344
00:14:57,165 --> 00:14:59,413
for emptying their trust funds?
345
00:14:59,419 --> 00:15:01,353
That's what I'm thinking.
346
00:15:03,839 --> 00:15:05,539
You can restart time now.
347
00:15:05,607 --> 00:15:07,341
Oh, yeah. Right.
348
00:15:07,409 --> 00:15:08,542
[EXHALES]
349
00:15:14,249 --> 00:15:17,184
Ah. I love The Cure.
350
00:15:17,190 --> 00:15:18,824
- Best album ever.
- Best album ever.
351
00:15:19,988 --> 00:15:21,422
Yeah.
352
00:15:21,489 --> 00:15:23,190
I have it on vinyl, too.
353
00:15:23,258 --> 00:15:24,725
Original pressing.
354
00:15:25,597 --> 00:15:27,698
Anyway, the Finches.
355
00:15:27,704 --> 00:15:29,692
I told them I didn't care
what they did to you,
356
00:15:29,698 --> 00:15:31,919
so long as they pay me, so
they agreed to another meeting.
357
00:15:31,925 --> 00:15:34,029
But Jada, I'm gonna need you
there to help me draw them out.
358
00:15:34,035 --> 00:15:35,302
Won't that be dangerous?
359
00:15:35,308 --> 00:15:36,699
I already brought in local PD.
360
00:15:36,705 --> 00:15:38,038
So as soon as we make contact,
361
00:15:38,106 --> 00:15:39,979
they'll move in and make the arrest.
362
00:15:44,012 --> 00:15:46,413
We can't just send her in
there with witch hunters.
363
00:15:46,481 --> 00:15:47,615
Relax, Mel.
364
00:15:47,682 --> 00:15:49,550
Your girl can handle herself.
365
00:15:49,556 --> 00:15:50,813
She's not my girl.
366
00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:53,387
"Best album ever." [CHUCKLES]
367
00:15:53,455 --> 00:15:55,890
The Cure was kind of our thing.
368
00:15:55,957 --> 00:15:57,491
I'm sorry.
369
00:15:57,559 --> 00:16:00,205
Don't worry, I'm not
gonna put her in danger.
370
00:16:00,211 --> 00:16:01,991
I just need her to lead me there.
371
00:16:01,997 --> 00:16:04,343
Then I'll take care
of the Finches myself.
372
00:16:09,137 --> 00:16:10,804
MEL: Fine.
373
00:16:10,872 --> 00:16:12,172
But I'm going with you.
374
00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:13,474
Okay.
375
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:15,910
Trust me, Mel,
376
00:16:15,977 --> 00:16:18,312
I will keep your girlfriend safe.
377
00:16:20,415 --> 00:16:22,116
- Mm.
- Wow.
378
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,852
I know it's hard, but
we've got to figure out
379
00:16:24,858 --> 00:16:26,692
how you summoned these characters.
380
00:16:26,698 --> 00:16:28,232
Can you recall anything unusual
381
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:29,880
that happened while you were watching
382
00:16:29,886 --> 00:16:31,420
your television program?
383
00:16:31,426 --> 00:16:34,094
Well, I-I did spill some essential oil
384
00:16:34,162 --> 00:16:35,930
on the Wi-Fi router.
385
00:16:35,997 --> 00:16:37,531
Well, that hardly seems unusual.
386
00:16:37,599 --> 00:16:39,531
No, no. It was Marisol's.
387
00:16:40,368 --> 00:16:42,002
Oh.
388
00:16:42,070 --> 00:16:43,771
I tried one called "Escape,"
389
00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:45,601
thinking it meant an emotional escape.
390
00:16:45,607 --> 00:16:47,708
But I-I guess she was
being a bit more literal,
391
00:16:47,776 --> 00:16:50,177
considering it opened up
a portal into the show.
392
00:16:50,245 --> 00:16:52,446
- Oh, no, I see, I see.
- Wow.
393
00:16:52,514 --> 00:16:53,981
They're harmless.
394
00:16:53,987 --> 00:16:57,055
- Do we really have to send them back?
- Macy,
395
00:16:57,185 --> 00:16:59,853
wake up. This isn't some
innocent piece of fan fiction.
396
00:16:59,921 --> 00:17:02,356
[AIR WHOOSHING]
397
00:17:07,729 --> 00:17:09,163
[GASPS]
398
00:17:10,699 --> 00:17:11,832
Be careful.
399
00:17:11,838 --> 00:17:13,705
If the boundary between
our reality and theirs
400
00:17:13,711 --> 00:17:17,481
is weakening, you never
know what might try to...
401
00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:20,841
[GASPS]
402
00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:22,843
[DEMON SNARLING]
403
00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:33,973
Maybe that's a TV prop.
404
00:17:39,011 --> 00:17:41,101
Not a prop.
405
00:17:43,112 --> 00:17:45,547
[DEMON WAILS]
406
00:17:47,183 --> 00:17:49,384
[GLASS SHATTERS]
407
00:17:49,452 --> 00:17:51,386
[DEMON SCREECHING IN DISTANCE]
408
00:17:53,723 --> 00:17:55,690
That demon's called a Galimori.
409
00:17:55,758 --> 00:17:57,325
A minion of the Devil.
410
00:17:57,331 --> 00:17:58,855
It's going to try to
round up innocent lives
411
00:17:58,861 --> 00:18:00,495
to sacrifice before its master.
412
00:18:00,501 --> 00:18:02,902
And I know we, eventually,
will have to send
413
00:18:02,908 --> 00:18:05,061
the angels back to stop anything
coming through that portal,
414
00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:08,069
but we really should
kill that demon first.
415
00:18:08,137 --> 00:18:10,071
Is that how I sound when
I explain things to you?
416
00:18:10,139 --> 00:18:12,340
[WOMAN SCREAMING IN DISTANCE]
417
00:18:12,408 --> 00:18:13,914
Quick.
418
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:15,754
I'll drive.
419
00:18:16,045 --> 00:18:18,646
I'll sit in the back.
420
00:18:18,714 --> 00:18:20,048
[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]
421
00:18:25,955 --> 00:18:27,856
You're getting married?
422
00:18:27,862 --> 00:18:30,198
[CHUCKLES]: Oh, yeah, later
this spring. Could you just toss
423
00:18:30,204 --> 00:18:32,339
- those in the back for me?
- [PANTING]: Yeah.
424
00:18:32,661 --> 00:18:34,929
Yeah, that's soon.
425
00:18:34,997 --> 00:18:36,765
Congrats.
426
00:18:36,832 --> 00:18:39,367
Yeah. C-Congratulations.
427
00:18:39,435 --> 00:18:41,603
Thank you. Yeah, my fiancée Greta
428
00:18:41,609 --> 00:18:43,233
just wanted to do the courthouse thing,
429
00:18:43,239 --> 00:18:45,340
but I was like, hell no.
Too many people fought
430
00:18:45,346 --> 00:18:47,014
for too many years for us to get married
431
00:18:47,020 --> 00:18:48,521
in the same room as a DUI hearing.
432
00:18:49,551 --> 00:18:52,380
Uh, but hey, shouldn't be
talking about this on the job.
433
00:18:52,448 --> 00:18:55,250
Why don't we go over the
plan once more on the drive?
434
00:19:00,588 --> 00:19:01,788
[WOMAN GASPING, GRUNTING]
435
00:19:01,794 --> 00:19:02,821
MACY: Wait.
436
00:19:02,827 --> 00:19:04,194
Please.
437
00:19:04,460 --> 00:19:05,894
You can't take her back with you,
438
00:19:05,900 --> 00:19:07,568
The... the sacrifice isn't even real.
439
00:19:07,574 --> 00:19:08,763
You lie!
440
00:19:08,831 --> 00:19:10,810
[WHISPERS]: Macy, what are you doing?
441
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,600
Your master's not real, either.
442
00:19:12,668 --> 00:19:14,302
Same with the two angel brothers.
443
00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:16,139
It's all fiction, pulled out
444
00:19:16,145 --> 00:19:17,977
of an old TV show. [LAUGHS]
445
00:19:21,110 --> 00:19:22,777
[PANTING]
446
00:19:25,937 --> 00:19:28,283
GIDEON: What's all this about a TV show?
447
00:19:31,353 --> 00:19:33,621
[WAILS, SCREECHES]
448
00:19:33,689 --> 00:19:36,157
You said to stab it with silver.
449
00:19:36,163 --> 00:19:37,787
Well, that's what the scroll said.
450
00:19:37,793 --> 00:19:39,427
At least I think that's what it said.
451
00:19:39,433 --> 00:19:42,527
- [SHOUTS]
- My Romanian isn't what it used to be.
452
00:19:44,566 --> 00:19:46,901
[MOANING]
453
00:19:47,136 --> 00:19:49,904
Do you, uh, do you want to see another?
454
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:53,112
If I'm not real, then why does my heart
455
00:19:53,118 --> 00:19:55,038
feel like it's gonna
burst out of my chest?
456
00:19:55,044 --> 00:19:57,011
'Cause you're a whiny
little bitch, Levi.
457
00:19:57,079 --> 00:20:00,181
You're just mad that Angelica chose me.
458
00:20:00,249 --> 00:20:02,450
That screen doesn't prove anything.
459
00:20:02,456 --> 00:20:06,225
Who's to say it's not just
documentary footage of our exploits?
460
00:20:06,231 --> 00:20:07,522
Or maybe, in our dimension,
461
00:20:07,590 --> 00:20:08,756
you're the one who's on
462
00:20:08,762 --> 00:20:10,730
some critically acclaimed TV show.
463
00:20:10,736 --> 00:20:12,209
It's actually quite rubbish.
464
00:20:12,215 --> 00:20:13,982
You're not helping your case.
465
00:20:15,526 --> 00:20:17,470
Gideon, trust me, I get it.
466
00:20:17,476 --> 00:20:20,268
It's not easy confronting
a reality that scares you.
467
00:20:20,274 --> 00:20:21,774
You can't avoid it forever.
468
00:20:21,904 --> 00:20:23,338
What do you know?
469
00:20:24,697 --> 00:20:27,466
Well, I know what it was
like to be a lonely kid...
470
00:20:27,492 --> 00:20:29,460
who was bullied so much I'd beg my dad
471
00:20:29,466 --> 00:20:31,045
not to send me back to school.
472
00:20:31,113 --> 00:20:33,314
I know what it was
like to turn on the TV
473
00:20:33,382 --> 00:20:35,817
every Tuesday night at 8:00
474
00:20:35,885 --> 00:20:38,853
and find hope and
inspiration in two angels
475
00:20:38,859 --> 00:20:40,583
who were never afraid
of anything because
476
00:20:40,589 --> 00:20:42,824
they were responsible
for the fate of the world.
477
00:20:44,899 --> 00:20:47,212
That's why you have to go back.
478
00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:49,712
Whether it's real or not,
479
00:20:49,718 --> 00:20:51,337
it's your world,
480
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,233
and it needs you.
481
00:20:53,239 --> 00:20:54,641
[SIGHS]
482
00:20:54,703 --> 00:20:57,305
She's right, brother.
483
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:02,714
We can't run from our destiny.
484
00:21:05,405 --> 00:21:06,748
[SIGHS]
485
00:21:07,052 --> 00:21:08,790
That's the spirit.
486
00:21:15,879 --> 00:21:18,617
Actually, before we go, Macy,
487
00:21:18,673 --> 00:21:20,574
I just wanted to say thank you for
488
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:22,074
all your help today
489
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,402
and all your support
throughout the years.
490
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:25,854
Oh, no.
491
00:21:27,652 --> 00:21:29,704
Well, I guess one hug couldn't hurt.
492
00:21:29,710 --> 00:21:30,930
[GOGGLES]
493
00:21:30,936 --> 00:21:32,124
Thank you.
494
00:21:32,130 --> 00:21:33,862
- [GRUNTS]
- [CRIES OUT]
495
00:21:33,868 --> 00:21:35,663
Macy! [GRUNTS]
496
00:21:37,378 --> 00:21:39,058
What have you done?
497
00:21:39,064 --> 00:21:41,021
I set us free, you little bitch.
498
00:21:41,199 --> 00:21:44,215
Now, come on, let's go raise some hell.
499
00:21:54,157 --> 00:21:55,557
MACY: What the hell?
500
00:21:55,563 --> 00:21:58,821
Hey, Macy, so something
happened, or didn't happen,
501
00:21:59,147 --> 00:22:00,919
while I was hooking up with Parker,
502
00:22:00,925 --> 00:22:03,460
- and I was wondering if...
- MACY: Where'd the portal go?
503
00:22:03,948 --> 00:22:05,482
Macy?
504
00:22:08,252 --> 00:22:09,652
[SCREAMS]
505
00:22:10,192 --> 00:22:12,161
Please, tell me this isn't real.
506
00:22:13,970 --> 00:22:15,495
Harry, get us out of here.
507
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:17,636
Hold on. I'll try and take us back.
508
00:22:20,078 --> 00:22:22,246
[QUIETLY]: Oh, no.
509
00:22:22,313 --> 00:22:24,081
Why are we still on the show?
510
00:22:24,087 --> 00:22:26,942
I suppose this means I
can't orb between realities.
511
00:22:26,948 --> 00:22:28,915
Well, there's still the Escape oil.
512
00:22:29,175 --> 00:22:31,560
So we'll just get Mel and Maggie
to open up another portal.
513
00:22:31,566 --> 00:22:35,019
You mean this Escape oil?
514
00:22:36,733 --> 00:22:38,434
- What?
- I...
515
00:22:38,516 --> 00:22:41,652
Oh, my God, we're stuck
on a '90s TV show.
516
00:22:41,966 --> 00:22:44,768
This is bad, Macy. This is very bad.
517
00:22:44,774 --> 00:22:46,143
Yeah, no [BLEEP]!
518
00:22:48,239 --> 00:22:51,108
Ooh... broadcast standards.
519
00:22:54,107 --> 00:22:56,975
All right, the Finches are in
that next building over.
520
00:22:56,981 --> 00:22:58,834
I'll go in, and then as
soon as we make contact,
521
00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:00,074
I'll call in the cavalry.
522
00:23:00,251 --> 00:23:01,618
You ready?
523
00:23:05,190 --> 00:23:07,381
You still haven't told me
how we're gonna stop
524
00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:09,988
these witch hunters if we
can't use magic on them.
525
00:23:10,364 --> 00:23:12,031
It's easy.
526
00:23:12,037 --> 00:23:14,238
We use magic on ourselves.
527
00:23:26,498 --> 00:23:29,200
They should have been here by now.
528
00:23:29,267 --> 00:23:31,435
Calm down, Jerry.
529
00:23:31,503 --> 00:23:34,338
Look, I get that these rings
are supposed to block spells,
530
00:23:34,406 --> 00:23:37,007
but what if they don't use spells?
531
00:23:37,075 --> 00:23:40,211
Wait. Did you hear something?
532
00:23:41,613 --> 00:23:43,380
You take the one on the left. On three.
533
00:23:43,448 --> 00:23:46,684
One, two, three.
534
00:23:49,910 --> 00:23:51,077
Huh?
535
00:23:54,459 --> 00:23:56,560
[CRIES OUT]
536
00:23:58,797 --> 00:24:00,798
[GRUNTING]
537
00:24:25,478 --> 00:24:27,413
Someone's been practicing.
538
00:24:28,738 --> 00:24:30,205
Yeah, well, don't get too cocky.
539
00:24:30,211 --> 00:24:31,446
We still have to take off their rings
540
00:24:31,452 --> 00:24:32,719
before they come to.
541
00:24:36,656 --> 00:24:38,257
These are spell blockers.
542
00:24:38,263 --> 00:24:41,366
I can't wipe her memory
with it on, but it's stuck.
543
00:24:43,430 --> 00:24:45,164
Come here. Cup your
hands around the ring.
544
00:24:45,677 --> 00:24:48,346
JADA: Close your eyes. Now focus on it.
545
00:24:48,352 --> 00:24:51,270
Think about what it'll look
like a decade from now.
546
00:24:51,908 --> 00:24:53,772
Centuries...
547
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,542
As it ages, deteriorates.
548
00:24:58,778 --> 00:25:00,112
Then release your breath.
549
00:25:00,180 --> 00:25:02,114
[BREATHING OUT]
550
00:25:04,451 --> 00:25:06,752
See what a time wish can do,
given the right guidance?
551
00:25:08,321 --> 00:25:10,522
I had no idea.
552
00:25:10,590 --> 00:25:12,191
Not to do the whole broken record thing,
553
00:25:12,197 --> 00:25:14,509
but the Elders should have
shown you that months ago.
554
00:25:15,528 --> 00:25:18,263
Now, you tie up the trust fund babies,
555
00:25:18,331 --> 00:25:20,432
I'll wipe their memories.
556
00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:23,102
[BLOWS SLOW RASPBERRY]
557
00:25:23,935 --> 00:25:26,238
Macy, this is of the utmost importance.
558
00:25:26,244 --> 00:25:27,434
Where are we in the show?
559
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:30,042
Which episode, and how far into it?
560
00:25:30,110 --> 00:25:31,800
Oh, uh...
561
00:25:33,293 --> 00:25:35,814
Oh... I know this episode.
562
00:25:35,882 --> 00:25:37,449
It's the series finale.
563
00:25:37,517 --> 00:25:39,384
Angelica's here to say
good-bye to Gideon,
564
00:25:39,452 --> 00:25:41,153
but he doesn't show, as usual.
565
00:25:41,221 --> 00:25:43,382
Angelica's going to go
and make a phone call,
566
00:25:43,388 --> 00:25:45,290
and then the Devil's smoke will appear
567
00:25:45,358 --> 00:25:46,992
and whisk her off to his lair.
568
00:25:47,060 --> 00:25:49,995
Which means the series is
over in about 15 minutes.
569
00:25:50,063 --> 00:25:51,597
I was afraid you might say that.
570
00:25:51,603 --> 00:25:53,171
Why?
571
00:25:53,177 --> 00:25:56,013
The only thing tethering
our world to this show
572
00:25:56,202 --> 00:25:59,404
is the data streaming through
your router into your laptop.
573
00:25:59,472 --> 00:26:01,907
So, the moment the data stream ends...
574
00:26:01,975 --> 00:26:03,609
We're stuck here forever.
575
00:26:03,676 --> 00:26:05,708
That's my guess.
576
00:26:06,513 --> 00:26:08,013
Then we only have one chance.
577
00:26:09,682 --> 00:26:12,151
- Maggie!
- Mel!
578
00:26:12,218 --> 00:26:15,654
HARRY: You must brew
another batch of Escape oil,
579
00:26:15,722 --> 00:26:18,090
and decant it onto the Wi-Fi router
580
00:26:18,158 --> 00:26:19,424
to create a portal.
581
00:26:19,430 --> 00:26:21,951
Then find the angels from this show
582
00:26:21,957 --> 00:26:23,695
- and send them back through.
- Okay.
583
00:26:23,763 --> 00:26:26,431
And if they're not home,
go to the nearest bar.
584
00:26:26,437 --> 00:26:29,329
Gideon likes to go out drinking
at the end of every episode.
585
00:26:29,397 --> 00:26:31,832
You can do this, Mags.
There's still plenty of time.
586
00:26:31,838 --> 00:26:33,650
Just stay calm.
587
00:26:33,656 --> 00:26:36,313
Oh, Macy, look out!
588
00:26:36,319 --> 00:26:38,405
We have to make sure
we're in the next scene.
589
00:26:38,411 --> 00:26:39,978
[SCREAMING]
590
00:26:39,984 --> 00:26:41,532
Mel?
591
00:26:42,248 --> 00:26:43,816
We have a situation.
592
00:26:43,883 --> 00:26:45,450
- [ELECTRICITY ZAPS]
- [SCREAMS]
593
00:26:53,593 --> 00:26:57,396
[GROWLING]
594
00:26:58,430 --> 00:27:01,461
What a lovely day for
an apocalypse. [LAUGHING]
595
00:27:01,467 --> 00:27:03,815
- That doesn't sound good.
- No.
596
00:27:03,821 --> 00:27:05,734
Do you remember what happens next?
597
00:27:06,670 --> 00:27:09,976
Um, I think this is where.
They cut to a commercial.
598
00:27:16,213 --> 00:27:17,980
♪ When you touch the sky ♪
599
00:27:17,986 --> 00:27:21,170
♪ You'll be flying for
the rest of your life... ♪
600
00:27:21,176 --> 00:27:23,807
Okay, you've had your fun.
Now it's time to go home.
601
00:27:23,813 --> 00:27:25,079
What for?
602
00:27:25,085 --> 00:27:27,309
That smoking-hot oracle
seems to know what she's doing.
603
00:27:27,315 --> 00:27:28,849
Let her save the world for a while.
604
00:27:28,855 --> 00:27:30,055
But it's our world.
605
00:27:30,185 --> 00:27:31,785
Not anymore.
606
00:27:31,853 --> 00:27:33,520
♪ Way down in your soul... ♪
607
00:27:35,456 --> 00:27:36,589
Did it hurt?
608
00:27:36,657 --> 00:27:38,057
Did what hurt?
609
00:27:38,125 --> 00:27:39,826
When you fell from heaven.
610
00:27:41,091 --> 00:27:42,829
'Cause when I did...
611
00:27:42,897 --> 00:27:44,926
It gave me this sick scar.
612
00:27:46,300 --> 00:27:48,429
- Leave her alone, Gideon.
- Relax.
613
00:27:48,435 --> 00:27:49,802
I'm getting to know the locals.
614
00:27:49,808 --> 00:27:51,638
God, you're such a girl sometimes.
615
00:27:51,705 --> 00:27:54,574
Maybe, but I'm also the
one who got the girl,
616
00:27:54,642 --> 00:27:56,843
so what does that say about you, huh?
617
00:28:02,850 --> 00:28:05,318
Even fictional guys are gross.
618
00:28:05,386 --> 00:28:06,519
[GROWLING]
619
00:28:06,587 --> 00:28:07,954
[SNIFFS]
620
00:28:08,022 --> 00:28:10,423
I don't know you.
621
00:28:10,491 --> 00:28:12,926
Either of you.
622
00:28:12,932 --> 00:28:16,935
And yet, you were foolish
enough to intervene
623
00:28:17,064 --> 00:28:18,832
in the Devil's work.
624
00:28:19,719 --> 00:28:23,317
We're, um, friends of Gideon and Levi.
625
00:28:23,323 --> 00:28:24,871
Yes.
626
00:28:24,939 --> 00:28:26,394
[CHUCKLES]
627
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:30,109
Well, then, then I'm sorry
to say your friends won't
628
00:28:30,177 --> 00:28:32,212
be long for this world.
629
00:28:32,279 --> 00:28:33,546
You see,
630
00:28:33,614 --> 00:28:35,682
I've left them with a truly
631
00:28:35,749 --> 00:28:37,950
diabolical dilemma.
632
00:28:39,643 --> 00:28:41,244
They choose to save the girl...
633
00:28:43,644 --> 00:28:45,224
... they'll open a hellgate
634
00:28:45,230 --> 00:28:47,737
and unleash a horde of demons
635
00:28:47,743 --> 00:28:49,863
that'll destroy humanity.
636
00:28:49,930 --> 00:28:52,486
And the only thing keeping
the hellgate closed
637
00:28:52,492 --> 00:28:54,093
is her innocent blood.
638
00:28:54,099 --> 00:28:56,400
Yes. That's right.
639
00:28:56,468 --> 00:28:59,470
But if they choose to kill me,
640
00:28:59,537 --> 00:29:02,206
they'll die from the blowback.
641
00:29:02,212 --> 00:29:04,516
Because the only thing strong
642
00:29:04,522 --> 00:29:06,587
enough to kill the Devil
643
00:29:06,711 --> 00:29:09,413
[VOICE ECHOING]: is the Devil himself.
644
00:29:09,481 --> 00:29:11,919
You know, I've always wondered,
645
00:29:11,925 --> 00:29:13,458
why not just open the hellgate yourself
646
00:29:13,464 --> 00:29:14,665
and end the world right now?
647
00:29:14,671 --> 00:29:15,981
It seems kind of moustache-twirly
648
00:29:15,987 --> 00:29:17,238
to set up these elaborate traps.
649
00:29:17,244 --> 00:29:19,389
Silence, mortal!
650
00:29:19,457 --> 00:29:22,993
How dare you question
the will of the Devil?
651
00:29:23,061 --> 00:29:24,128
- [SCOFFS]
- [GASPS]
652
00:29:24,195 --> 00:29:25,963
[GROWLING]
653
00:29:26,030 --> 00:29:28,398
[WHIMPERING]
654
00:29:28,466 --> 00:29:30,234
HARRY: This may not be the best time
655
00:29:30,301 --> 00:29:32,169
to go poking holes in poorly
written television stories.
656
00:29:32,237 --> 00:29:33,437
MACY: I'm sorry.
657
00:29:33,443 --> 00:29:34,843
It's just always bothered me.
658
00:29:34,849 --> 00:29:38,551
Yes, well, right now we
have far greater concerns.
659
00:29:38,743 --> 00:29:41,111
If Maggie and Mel can
manage to open a portal,
660
00:29:41,117 --> 00:29:42,401
we need to be certain the Devil
661
00:29:42,407 --> 00:29:43,685
can't travel through with us.
662
00:29:43,691 --> 00:29:45,625
MACY: Then we have to
find a way to kill him.
663
00:29:45,817 --> 00:29:48,018
[SCOFFS] Good luck with that.
664
00:29:48,148 --> 00:29:49,882
The only thing strong
enough to kill the Devil
665
00:29:49,888 --> 00:29:51,488
- is the Devil himself.
- The Devil himself.
666
00:29:51,556 --> 00:29:54,275
Yeah, we know. The red guy
literally just said that.
667
00:29:54,281 --> 00:29:55,420
But thanks.
668
00:29:55,426 --> 00:29:56,976
God, the characters on this show
669
00:29:56,982 --> 00:29:58,615
repeat a lot of exposition.
670
00:30:02,365 --> 00:30:04,199
How about I just orb out of the cage,
671
00:30:04,205 --> 00:30:05,827
pick up one of those swords over there
672
00:30:05,833 --> 00:30:07,595
and drive it through the Devil's heart?
673
00:30:07,601 --> 00:30:10,269
- But the blowback will kill you.
- MACY: She's right.
674
00:30:10,275 --> 00:30:11,975
It's exactly what
Gideon did in the show.
675
00:30:11,981 --> 00:30:14,249
He sacrificed his own life
because of his unrequited love
676
00:30:14,255 --> 00:30:16,102
- for Angelica.
- Then help me out of these
677
00:30:16,108 --> 00:30:17,709
and let me do it.
678
00:30:17,715 --> 00:30:20,450
I'd rather die fighting
than chained to some altar.
679
00:30:20,518 --> 00:30:23,353
No, you need to stay there
and keep the hellgate sealed.
680
00:30:23,359 --> 00:30:24,578
Now, Macy, come on, you know
681
00:30:24,584 --> 00:30:25,932
this show better than anyone.
682
00:30:25,938 --> 00:30:27,477
What are we gonna do?
683
00:30:28,459 --> 00:30:29,860
I still don't get it.
684
00:30:29,928 --> 00:30:32,283
I mean, I'm handsome, stylin'...
685
00:30:32,289 --> 00:30:34,666
- abs like Swayze, I got frosted tips.
- [SIGHS]
686
00:30:34,672 --> 00:30:36,406
Why would Angelica choose you?
687
00:30:36,412 --> 00:30:38,013
Well...
688
00:30:38,019 --> 00:30:39,903
Because she always said that with you,
689
00:30:39,971 --> 00:30:41,838
it was just having sex and with me,
690
00:30:41,844 --> 00:30:45,048
- it was making love.
- [GROANS]
691
00:30:45,266 --> 00:30:46,956
That's the wussiest
thing I've ever heard.
692
00:30:46,962 --> 00:30:48,248
Oh, come on. There you go again.
693
00:30:48,254 --> 00:30:49,531
Running away from your feelings.
694
00:30:49,818 --> 00:30:52,186
And yes, Gideon, men do have feelings
695
00:30:52,192 --> 00:30:54,215
and sex is supposed to mean something.
696
00:30:54,221 --> 00:30:57,274
It's not just rubbing your
tingly parts together.
697
00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:58,983
- [SCOFFS]
- Wait. So, like,
698
00:30:58,989 --> 00:31:01,193
when a guy's not into it,
it's not because of something
699
00:31:01,261 --> 00:31:03,829
I'm doing, it's because
of how he's feeling?
700
00:31:03,897 --> 00:31:04,997
MEL: Um...
701
00:31:05,396 --> 00:31:06,996
Not to interrupt '90s
sex-ed, but Maggie,
702
00:31:07,002 --> 00:31:08,670
it says here that the Escape oil
703
00:31:08,676 --> 00:31:09,943
needs to brew for two weeks.
704
00:31:09,949 --> 00:31:11,449
- What?
- [LAUGHS]
705
00:31:11,517 --> 00:31:13,952
[MEL SIGHS] We have two minutes.
706
00:31:14,020 --> 00:31:15,520
It's fine.
707
00:31:15,588 --> 00:31:17,289
I can do this.
708
00:31:21,093 --> 00:31:23,528
[SHARP INHALE]
709
00:31:23,596 --> 00:31:25,530
[EXHALES SLOWLY]
710
00:31:30,937 --> 00:31:32,804
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
711
00:31:32,872 --> 00:31:35,240
I've got it. What if we
use some of that rope
712
00:31:35,308 --> 00:31:36,641
to hold him down while I...
713
00:31:36,709 --> 00:31:38,977
No, he'd burn right through them.
714
00:31:39,045 --> 00:31:40,912
[SIGHS] Maybe we should just wait
715
00:31:40,980 --> 00:31:42,514
for Gideon and Levi to get here.
716
00:31:42,582 --> 00:31:44,683
You know they're not coming back.
717
00:31:44,750 --> 00:31:47,020
ANGELICA: Wh-What do you
mean they're not coming back?
718
00:31:47,026 --> 00:31:48,982
MACY: Gideon can't
handle responsibility.
719
00:31:48,988 --> 00:31:51,056
No, it's up to us now.
720
00:31:51,919 --> 00:31:53,319
Now, I've been thinking
721
00:31:53,325 --> 00:31:55,327
about this stupid ending
for the past 20 years,
722
00:31:55,333 --> 00:31:57,301
so we're gonna do this my way.
723
00:31:57,307 --> 00:31:59,741
Whether you two like it or not, okay?
724
00:32:00,967 --> 00:32:02,367
What's the plan?
725
00:32:03,911 --> 00:32:06,679
- Ready?
- [EXHALES DEEPLY]
726
00:32:09,242 --> 00:32:10,709
Let's do this.
727
00:32:16,916 --> 00:32:18,717
[YELPS]
728
00:32:18,784 --> 00:32:20,719
[WHIMPERING]
729
00:32:22,355 --> 00:32:24,556
[DEVIL SNARLING]
730
00:32:27,860 --> 00:32:29,394
[WINCES]
731
00:32:40,039 --> 00:32:41,906
[SHUDDERS]
732
00:32:41,974 --> 00:32:43,708
Hey.
733
00:32:45,333 --> 00:32:46,934
[SNARLS]
734
00:32:46,940 --> 00:32:48,313
- [DEVIL BELLOWS]
- HARRY: Got it.
735
00:32:49,949 --> 00:32:51,549
Show's over.
736
00:32:53,686 --> 00:32:55,787
No...!
737
00:32:57,707 --> 00:32:59,141
[SHARP EXHALE]
738
00:32:59,147 --> 00:33:00,380
Oh, my God.
739
00:33:00,693 --> 00:33:02,727
[EXHALES]
740
00:33:02,795 --> 00:33:04,329
[BOTH PANTING]
741
00:33:04,397 --> 00:33:06,998
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
742
00:33:07,066 --> 00:33:09,418
You were right, brother.
743
00:33:09,424 --> 00:33:10,858
We belong in there.
744
00:33:11,370 --> 00:33:13,104
Time for me to get back to my duties.
745
00:33:13,172 --> 00:33:15,440
- I said "doodies."
- You said "doodies."
746
00:33:15,446 --> 00:33:17,547
[GIDEON AND LEVI CHUCKLING]
747
00:33:20,346 --> 00:33:22,147
- [EXHALES]
- Oh, my God.
748
00:33:23,849 --> 00:33:26,535
I love you, but I have
so many questions.
749
00:33:27,553 --> 00:33:29,421
It's been one of those nights, huh?
750
00:33:29,427 --> 00:33:30,717
- Yeah.
- [HARRY CHUCKLES]
751
00:33:30,723 --> 00:33:31,923
Oh...
752
00:33:31,991 --> 00:33:33,196
Well done.
753
00:33:34,527 --> 00:33:37,162
Ready to say good-bye?
754
00:33:37,229 --> 00:33:39,664
Yeah, yeah.
755
00:33:40,866 --> 00:33:42,434
You were great in there.
756
00:33:42,501 --> 00:33:44,135
Using the Devil's own horn against him?
757
00:33:44,203 --> 00:33:45,874
That was brilliant.
758
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:48,248
I learned from the best.
759
00:33:49,775 --> 00:33:52,010
Yeah, not bad...
760
00:33:52,459 --> 00:33:53,826
For a girl.
761
00:33:53,945 --> 00:33:55,513
Oh, Gideon.
762
00:33:55,581 --> 00:33:57,816
Just so you know, this
whole misogynistic,
763
00:33:57,883 --> 00:33:59,784
brooding bad boy thing...
764
00:33:59,852 --> 00:34:01,119
It's cancelled.
765
00:34:11,397 --> 00:34:13,398
[SIGHS SOFTLY]
766
00:34:19,027 --> 00:34:20,903
♪ Oh, be... ♪
767
00:34:20,909 --> 00:34:22,309
Hey.
768
00:34:22,377 --> 00:34:23,811
Not that you need it, but
769
00:34:23,878 --> 00:34:25,813
you both have my blessing.
770
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:27,514
You deserve a happy ending.
771
00:34:28,129 --> 00:34:29,696
- Thanks, bro.
- Thanks, Gideon.
772
00:34:33,155 --> 00:34:35,290
You know, now that the Devil's gone,
773
00:34:35,358 --> 00:34:37,592
we're thinking about taking a road trip.
774
00:34:37,660 --> 00:34:39,822
You're more than welcome to join.
775
00:34:39,828 --> 00:34:41,662
Nah, you two do your thing.
776
00:34:41,998 --> 00:34:44,666
We may not be in Heaven anymore, but...
777
00:34:44,734 --> 00:34:46,468
I think there's still an angel
778
00:34:46,535 --> 00:34:48,103
for me out there somewhere.
779
00:34:48,170 --> 00:34:49,504
♪ Oh, be... ♪
780
00:34:49,572 --> 00:34:51,139
Oh, brother.
781
00:34:51,207 --> 00:34:52,941
♪ Be my shelter ♪
782
00:34:53,009 --> 00:34:54,009
♪ Yeah... ♪
783
00:34:54,076 --> 00:34:55,610
[GIGGLES]
784
00:34:55,678 --> 00:34:58,313
Oh, brother. [GIGGLES]
785
00:34:58,713 --> 00:34:59,846
♪ Yes, oh... ♪
786
00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:02,299
[CLEARS THROAT]
787
00:35:02,305 --> 00:35:04,986
Okay, uh, so I've made a decision.
788
00:35:07,809 --> 00:35:11,278
And I know you're not going
to like it, Mel, but...
789
00:35:11,796 --> 00:35:13,661
It's my body that's changing.
790
00:35:13,729 --> 00:35:15,330
I have to make a choice
791
00:35:15,398 --> 00:35:17,010
that's right for me.
792
00:35:17,016 --> 00:35:18,700
And considering everything
that's at stake,
793
00:35:18,768 --> 00:35:21,027
I-I think I should
get help from Charity.
794
00:35:21,033 --> 00:35:23,571
She's been keeping things
from us from day one.
795
00:35:23,639 --> 00:35:25,240
Using that knowledge to control us.
796
00:35:25,246 --> 00:35:26,814
No, we don't know that.
797
00:35:26,864 --> 00:35:28,772
We would have never been
able to open that portal
798
00:35:28,778 --> 00:35:31,679
if Jada hadn't shown me
how to expand my powers.
799
00:35:31,747 --> 00:35:33,248
Maggie, tell her.
800
00:35:33,315 --> 00:35:35,383
I don't want to get involved.
801
00:35:37,426 --> 00:35:39,093
I'm sorry, but...
802
00:35:39,502 --> 00:35:40,635
I have to.
803
00:35:41,404 --> 00:35:42,819
Fine.
804
00:35:43,125 --> 00:35:45,827
But I won't stand by
and be a part of it.
805
00:35:48,431 --> 00:35:50,365
[DOOR SHUTS]
806
00:35:52,168 --> 00:35:53,368
[HEAVEN'S VICE THEME SONG PLAYING]
807
00:35:55,892 --> 00:35:58,573
Uh, it's an award-winning documentary.
808
00:35:58,641 --> 00:36:00,275
What?
809
00:36:00,342 --> 00:36:01,609
Never mind.
810
00:36:01,677 --> 00:36:03,011
Carry on.
811
00:36:03,079 --> 00:36:05,080
Okay.
812
00:36:05,598 --> 00:36:07,199
Actually...
813
00:36:09,819 --> 00:36:11,786
Harry.
814
00:36:11,854 --> 00:36:14,355
I know how you feel about Charity.
815
00:36:14,423 --> 00:36:15,890
But...
816
00:36:15,958 --> 00:36:18,293
I need you to be honest with me.
817
00:36:18,299 --> 00:36:19,967
As a friend.
818
00:36:19,973 --> 00:36:21,629
Is it possible she didn't tell me
819
00:36:21,697 --> 00:36:23,131
about the Acadian Smokescreen because
820
00:36:23,199 --> 00:36:26,034
she wanted Niko out of my life?
821
00:36:28,918 --> 00:36:31,686
The important thing to bear in mind here
822
00:36:31,692 --> 00:36:33,292
is that fundamentally, the Elders
823
00:36:33,298 --> 00:36:34,798
are good people who...
824
00:36:34,804 --> 00:36:38,240
[SCOFFS] They wanted to
let you rot in Tartarus.
825
00:36:41,539 --> 00:36:43,707
If Charity did withhold the spell,
826
00:36:43,713 --> 00:36:45,881
I'm sure it was to protect you.
827
00:36:47,703 --> 00:36:49,471
To be certain, your responsibilities
828
00:36:49,477 --> 00:36:51,478
as a Charmed One came above all else.
829
00:36:52,795 --> 00:36:54,147
But yes...
830
00:36:55,397 --> 00:36:57,232
It is possible.
831
00:36:59,502 --> 00:37:00,935
Okay.
832
00:37:08,811 --> 00:37:11,246
It's a weird thing, sex.
833
00:37:11,313 --> 00:37:13,915
You can think about it constantly,
834
00:37:13,983 --> 00:37:15,450
talk about it incessantly
835
00:37:15,518 --> 00:37:18,019
and still not understand it at all.
836
00:37:18,087 --> 00:37:19,621
Wait, can we go back to the part
837
00:37:19,688 --> 00:37:21,524
where you think about it constantly?
838
00:37:22,892 --> 00:37:24,826
[LAUGHS]
839
00:37:26,362 --> 00:37:27,695
The point is...
840
00:37:27,763 --> 00:37:29,079
♪ For somebody new... ♪
841
00:37:29,085 --> 00:37:32,367
I put so much focus
into how I was feeling
842
00:37:32,434 --> 00:37:34,802
and my insecurities
843
00:37:34,870 --> 00:37:36,337
and my fears that...
844
00:37:36,405 --> 00:37:37,872
♪ You think I'm... ♪
845
00:37:37,940 --> 00:37:39,274
... it never even occurred to me
846
00:37:39,341 --> 00:37:41,509
to check in with how you were feeling.
847
00:37:41,577 --> 00:37:43,558
♪ Don't want to get... ♪
848
00:37:43,564 --> 00:37:45,488
Maggie, do you know
what my biggest fear is?
849
00:37:46,470 --> 00:37:47,615
Dying?
850
00:37:48,017 --> 00:37:49,517
Hurting you.
851
00:37:49,585 --> 00:37:51,186
♪ Your heart burst... ♪
852
00:37:51,192 --> 00:37:53,393
Because I might not be able
to control my demon side.
853
00:37:53,522 --> 00:37:55,118
And when you told me...
854
00:37:55,124 --> 00:37:57,225
You were scared, too, uh...
855
00:37:57,293 --> 00:37:58,560
it just broke me.
856
00:37:58,566 --> 00:38:00,434
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪
857
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:02,040
I couldn't even think about sex.
858
00:38:03,265 --> 00:38:05,300
♪ Hunger...
859
00:38:05,367 --> 00:38:07,969
Well, I don't want to live
in fear of what might happen.
860
00:38:08,037 --> 00:38:09,971
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
861
00:38:10,039 --> 00:38:11,906
♪ Ooh ♪
862
00:38:11,974 --> 00:38:14,242
♪ Wonder whether ♪
863
00:38:14,310 --> 00:38:18,379
♪ I could never escape you ♪
864
00:38:18,447 --> 00:38:21,649
♪ I could never escape you ♪
865
00:38:21,717 --> 00:38:24,352
♪ Uh-huh ♪
866
00:38:24,420 --> 00:38:27,822
♪ Now we're underwater ♪
867
00:38:32,795 --> 00:38:34,729
♪
868
00:38:36,232 --> 00:38:38,366
♪ Er-er-er-er ♪
869
00:38:38,434 --> 00:38:39,834
♪ Underwater ♪
870
00:38:44,607 --> 00:38:46,541
[VOCALIZING]
871
00:38:54,483 --> 00:38:57,185
♪ Underwater ♪
872
00:39:00,422 --> 00:39:02,257
♪ Now we're under... ♪
873
00:39:02,324 --> 00:39:04,259
[MAGGIE AND PARKER SCREAMING]
874
00:39:06,662 --> 00:39:08,596
[PANTING]
875
00:39:08,664 --> 00:39:10,431
At least I'm not the
only one whose powers
876
00:39:10,437 --> 00:39:12,305
- go nuts during sex.
- [GROANS]
877
00:39:14,369 --> 00:39:16,270
Maggie?
878
00:39:16,276 --> 00:39:18,010
Where are we?
879
00:39:18,016 --> 00:39:20,245
I have no idea.
880
00:39:30,452 --> 00:39:31,986
[GASPS SHARPLY]
881
00:39:32,054 --> 00:39:33,988
It's time.
882
00:39:34,412 --> 00:39:36,079
[CAWS]
883
00:39:36,085 --> 00:39:39,954
[CAW ECHOING]
884
00:39:41,724 --> 00:39:46,382
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