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MARY JANE: Previously,
on "Being Mary Jane"...
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I want to congratulate you on the win.
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Your interview was flawless.
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Your victory motivated me
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to stop futzin' around with my contract.
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My agent and I had to leave
a little money on the table.
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But, hm, what's a few dollars
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against the security
of a five year contract.
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- MARY JANE: So, it's done.
- Mm-hm.
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What if I decided not to move on?
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You know, what if we tried to be...
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Monogamous?
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I couldn't get a change
up once before, too.
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Karen and I want to
have a child together.
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Will you be the sperm donor?
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[fingers tapping]
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That's a first.
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What is?
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You haven't cracked a joke
since we left the restaurant.
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Well, I'm still trying to process
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the enormity of Zoe's request.
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Her request?
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Lee, uh... [heavy sigh]
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a request is "hand me the
remote", or "pass the salt."
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That wasn't a request.
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Okay, then, how would you categorize it?
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Your baby mama, who
cheated on you with a man,
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wants your sperm to
conceive a love child
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with her lesbian lover. I... uh...
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That defies categorization.
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[laughs] Yes.
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Yeah, I could always expect
the unexpected with Zoe.
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[laughs] But, oh, man...
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[sighing]
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The thing is she's gonna have
this baby with or without me.
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And that bothers you?
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My kids, particularly Katherine,
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have been begging for a baby
brother or sister for years.
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[sighing]
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We, uh...
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were actually talking
about trying for another one
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when... Zoe cheated.
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And now, after all these years,
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my kids finally get what
they've been asking for,
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and the only way I can be a part of it
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is if I say yes.
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So, you feel... left out?
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I know if I say yes to that,
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you'll have a very
strong opinion about it.
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That wasn't the
reaction I was expecting.
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Me, neither.
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I've just gotta go and
clear my head for a minute.
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Is that okay?
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It's okay.
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[kisses]
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[knock at door]
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ORLANDO: Kara?
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Uh-oh, what are you doing, Orlando?
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Orlando? [knocking on door]
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Orlando, what are you doing?
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I have to get up in
a few hours for work.
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Mami... eres tan maravillosa.
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Oh, Lord, you came all the way here
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in the middle of the
night to tell me that?
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No, no, baby.
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I've been out on the town drinking
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and chatting up the
ladies, but here I am.
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Here you are. Hm.
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- We're in a relationship.
- Oh...
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- I'm being manonamous.
- What? Oh, God.
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I feel like I hit the
game-winning home run.
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Okay, well, not tonight,
not tonight, not tonight.
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No, no, Orlando, you need to go home.
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No, Orlan... oh, my God.
Orlando, listen to me.
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ORLANDO: Ahhhhh! And
the crowd goes wild!
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We want Lagos!
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It's only been a couple of days.
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Do not hurt your shoulder again
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patting yourself on the back, okay?
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Yeh give me credit. A couple
of days is a long time for me.
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Yes, it is, papi. Let's
just get you to bed.
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Oh, my God...
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[telephones ringing]
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- KARA: Hey...
- [knocks on door]
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Are you ready for the meeting?
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- Late night?
- Oh, my God.
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You have no idea.
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I have something for you.
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So, you didn't tell me.
Is Lee gonna do it or what?
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- Give Zoe his sperm?
- Yeah.
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Oh, well, you know, he's so reasonable,
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he just might.
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How do you feel about that?
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- Honestly, I'm annoyed.
- KARA: Mm-hm.
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I'm finally getting ready to
have the family talk with him,
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and Zoe jumps the line.
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You can still have the
conversation with Lee.
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He's such a reasonable guy.
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Everything is going so well at work,
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I just wanna get the rest of
my life in order, you know?
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Well, it's not just about getting
your life in order, Mary Jane.
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It's about your future with Lee.
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No, I know, I know.
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I finally find a guy
that's capable of loving me.
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- I'm aware.
- That's monumental, okay?
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I wanna make sure that
your head is straight.
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- It is.
- Okay.
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- Don't worry.
- All right.
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Hey, Justin, the self.
Driving car, it's a go.
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We can have it on air tomorrow.
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Look, I've got something better in mind.
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Are you gonna tell me what it is?
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Nah, follow my lead.
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Last week, "Great Day USA"
correspondent Mary Jane Paul
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broke an incredible story,
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exposing Supreme Court
nominee Perry McAllister's
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racial bias during his
years as a prosecutor.
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Paul's efforts as an
investigative journalist
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stopped McAllister's inevitable march
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to the nation's highest court.
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- KARA: Yes.
- OTHERS: [applauding]
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GARRETT: Well done, Mary Jane.
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If breaking you that story
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doesn't get you a Peabody, nothing will.
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Just call her "Woodward
& Bernstein" from now on.
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- OTHERS: [laughing]
- No, it was Justin's source.
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He deserves the credit.
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I just have one question.
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How do you follow that up?
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My next story idea
is, uh, well, so good,
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um, I'm gonna let my
producer, Justin, pitch it.
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JUSTIN: [chuckles]
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Well, what we wanna do
is we wanna follow up, uh,
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to the internet bullying story
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that we did last year on Liz Tourneau.
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It's a very important social issue
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that still continues to be a problem,
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not only in schools,
but as the segment shows,
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in... in the work. Place as well.
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Uh, remind me of the details.
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Okay, Liz Tourneau was a woman
that lived in Silicon Valley...
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And her personal texts
were hacked and emailed
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to an on-line gossip site.
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She lost her job and any
semblance of a normal life.
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I did the Liz Tourneau
segment last year.
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And I personally flew to San Jose
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to convince her to tell her story.
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If you would have asked me about Liz,
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you would have known we keep in contact.
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What we wanna do is a profile
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on where she is now, one year later.
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What do you think?
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Are you asking me?
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No, uh, Kara.
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Oh, um...
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well, considering the, uh,
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political climate right now,
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and the impact that social media
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has had on the presidential election,
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I think that it's all very relevant.
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Didn't Liz leave the country?
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Yes, she has since rebuilt her life
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in the Virgin Islands.
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So, if anyone's going
to interview Liz again,
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it will be me.
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Point taken. This one's Ronda's.
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Kara, you'll produce with her, okay?
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[mixed conversations]
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That was your better idea?
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A follow up for an old Ronda story,
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when you knew she would big-foot it?
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I hoped she would and
Ronda didn't disappoint.
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Help me understand what's going
on in that brain of yours.
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Okay, Ronda goes to the Virgin Islands.
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What does that mean?
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Garrett will need a sub to fill in.
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Exactly. I'm gonna
get you in that chair.
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Look, everyone knows you
broke the McAllister story,
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even the suits upstairs.
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So, you need to ride this wave.
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Why are you so okay with me
getting all the credit for this?
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Maybe I'm just a nice guy. [laughs]
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Okay, look, if you're
sitting in that anchor chair,
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I'm known as the one who got you there.
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It's good for both of us.
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But we all know Ronda just signed
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her new five year contract.
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Yes. The next step
is for you to fill in.
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Look, Garrett loves you.
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Show him that you can get up there
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and shine next to Aaron.
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I'll need Aaron's vote
to sit in the seat.
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No question.
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Only one problem with that.
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Every correspondent's gonna be gunning
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- to test-drive Ronda's seat.
- Yeah.
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You think you can take 'em?
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I have an idea.
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[knocks on door]
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Hey, Kara.
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So, what's with you and
Justin in the story meeting?
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Oh, well, when you and
Ronda are out of town
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on the Liz Tourneau segment,
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he thinks I should fill in.
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He thinks I should ride the
wave of the McAllister story.
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Well, I hate to say
that I agree with him.
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But I've gotta ask you one question.
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- What's his angle?
- No angle.
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Suddenly, Justin Talbot's a choir boy?
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Maybe I got him all wrong.
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Oh, girl, come on.
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Mary Jane, you are buying his bullshit.
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He is exactly that
smooth-talking Black man
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that you've fallen prey to in the past.
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I appreciate you having my back, Kara.
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You know I do.
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I'm just glad Justin's
not an enemy anymore.
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Kara, I need you in the
control room right now.
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Oh, yeah, I'll be right there.
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GARRETT: You should see
this, too, Mary Jane.
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Oh.
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GARRETT: Roll the clip, please.
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ORLANDO: You think it's not gonna affect
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your performance, but it does.
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You've had your share of problems with
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off-the-field antics.
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ORLANDO: Not so much anymore, though.
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I've been a good boy lately.
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Mm-hm, what sparked the change?
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Some of it's just maturity, you know?
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I'm not as young as I was, and, uh...
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I'm also in a relationship now,
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a monogamous relationship.
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You have been linked to
some pretty famous names.
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Oh, she's not a celebrity.
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She's a... [laughing]
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Alright... Look, I've
already said too much.
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No, no, come back here.
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Come on, tell us who she is.
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All I can say is that...
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she's the most gorgeous,
intelligent woman I know.
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Well, I do follow you
on Instagram, Orlando,
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and I've seen some pictures of you with
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a gorgeous, intelligent
producer from the morning news.
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Could this be her? Am I right?
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Kara Lynch. Isn't that her name?
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Yeah. Yeah. You got me.
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That's my baby, Kara Lynch.
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OTHERS: [hooting, cheering, applauding]
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I know you've been trying
to keep it a secret,
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but this whole studio's been in on it.
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KARA: Oh, no.
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Oh, yeah. Come here.
I'm so happy for you.
257
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He really seems like
such a great guy. It...
258
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- Aaron? Hey.
- Hey.
259
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I know you have a decision to make
260
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about who's gonna be
sitting next to you,
261
00:10:21,772 --> 00:10:24,053
and I've considered
everything from bribery,
262
00:10:24,139 --> 00:10:25,937
to baking you a cake
to get you to choose me.
263
00:10:26,039 --> 00:10:27,238
- Bribery? Really?
- Yeah.
264
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BOTH: [laughing]
265
00:10:29,309 --> 00:10:32,977
Look, I could ask for this opportunity
266
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based on merit alone, but
267
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none of that really matters.
268
00:10:36,583 --> 00:10:39,717
What matters is who you choose
to sit next to you at the desk.
269
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Do you really think viewers
are gonna get excited
270
00:10:42,022 --> 00:10:44,222
about Natalie or Sylvia?
271
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Come on. Or will you
get more eyes watching
272
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with a fresher choice like me?
273
00:10:50,330 --> 00:10:52,497
What do you want the
perception to be here?
274
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[laughs] I do appreciate
your candor, Mary Jane.
275
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But I do have a question for you.
276
00:11:00,673 --> 00:11:01,873
Shoot. Anything.
277
00:11:01,975 --> 00:11:04,375
It's 4 to 1 on goal, 5
seconds left in the game,
278
00:11:04,477 --> 00:11:06,144
you're down by 3 points.
279
00:11:06,246 --> 00:11:09,402
Do you kick the field
goal and go for the tie,
280
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or do you go for the touchdown?
281
00:11:12,619 --> 00:11:14,619
I think if we learned
anything from the Seahawks
282
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in that Super Bowl,
283
00:11:17,023 --> 00:11:20,091
you go beast mode and you run
up the middle for the touchdown.
284
00:11:20,193 --> 00:11:22,326
No hesitation.
285
00:11:22,429 --> 00:11:24,730
286
00:11:24,871 --> 00:11:31,498
_
287
00:11:35,244 --> 00:11:37,205
Going in for the win might seem
a little too aggressive.
288
00:11:37,244 --> 00:11:38,096
I know it's bold, but...
289
00:11:38,151 --> 00:11:39,916
Given the way you are now, you know,
290
00:11:39,971 --> 00:11:41,692
a guy like Aaron might
find that threatening.
291
00:11:41,770 --> 00:11:43,069
The way I am now. Hm.
292
00:11:43,171 --> 00:11:44,270
Okay, look, Mary Jane,
293
00:11:44,373 --> 00:11:46,626
you're no longer just
reading copy, right?
294
00:11:46,847 --> 00:11:48,446
You're... you're... when
you look in the camera,
295
00:11:48,744 --> 00:11:49,672
you're in the zone,
296
00:11:49,697 --> 00:11:51,916
you're Michael Jordan
taking the last shot.
297
00:11:51,922 --> 00:11:53,246
This is Ali versus Frazier now.
298
00:11:53,348 --> 00:11:57,350
That is quite the compliment.
299
00:11:57,452 --> 00:12:00,449
But, seriously, must everything
be sports analogies these days?
300
00:12:00,543 --> 00:12:01,788
- You started it, not me.
- [knock on door]
301
00:12:01,890 --> 00:12:03,857
Mary Jane, would you
join me in my office?
302
00:12:03,959 --> 00:12:06,059
- Of course.
- Wonderful.
303
00:12:09,698 --> 00:12:12,031
[sipping] Mmm...
304
00:12:12,134 --> 00:12:14,634
- Join me for a cup?
- I'm fine. Thanks.
305
00:12:14,736 --> 00:12:16,503
Oh, no, no, darlin'. I insist.
306
00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:19,855
This is imported from
a Kenyan coffee farm
307
00:12:19,938 --> 00:12:22,071
that my foundation sponsors.
308
00:12:29,084 --> 00:12:30,016
One lump or two?
309
00:12:30,118 --> 00:12:31,818
Oh, black for me, please?
310
00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:33,653
Oh, dear.
311
00:12:33,755 --> 00:12:35,722
You have to have a little sugar.
312
00:12:39,194 --> 00:12:41,094
It helps the bitterness go down.
313
00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:50,270
Here you are, dear.
314
00:12:56,578 --> 00:12:58,978
Since the ink has dried on my contract,
315
00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:00,680
there is no reason why
we have to play into
316
00:13:00,782 --> 00:13:02,515
the hands of the suits anymore.
317
00:13:02,617 --> 00:13:04,584
I mean, we're smarter
than that, don't you agree?
318
00:13:04,686 --> 00:13:06,653
Absolutely.
319
00:13:06,755 --> 00:13:09,589
[sipping]
320
00:13:09,691 --> 00:13:10,924
This is exquisite.
321
00:13:11,026 --> 00:13:12,725
I knew you'd like it.
322
00:13:12,828 --> 00:13:14,461
[chuckles]
323
00:13:14,563 --> 00:13:17,596
You know, one of the privileges
that comes with the job
324
00:13:17,689 --> 00:13:19,365
is being able to
whisper into Aaron's ear
325
00:13:19,468 --> 00:13:22,502
about who is going to take my place.
326
00:13:22,604 --> 00:13:26,005
He likes to make a big show
of announcing this choice,
327
00:13:26,107 --> 00:13:27,841
and he even uses it to
extract sexual favors
328
00:13:27,943 --> 00:13:29,542
from time to time.
329
00:13:29,644 --> 00:13:31,678
But, really, I just tell
him who it's gonna be,
330
00:13:31,780 --> 00:13:33,446
and he goes along with it.
331
00:13:33,548 --> 00:13:37,217
And, obviously, you made
sure I wasn't his choice.
332
00:13:37,319 --> 00:13:40,053
I told him to choose Natalie.
333
00:13:40,155 --> 00:13:41,354
Of course, you did.
334
00:13:41,456 --> 00:13:45,058
Though you might not realize it...
335
00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:49,896
I did it for your own good.
336
00:13:49,998 --> 00:13:52,565
If you really believe that, Ronda,
337
00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:55,401
you're more out of touch than I thought.
338
00:14:01,109 --> 00:14:02,509
Afternoon.
339
00:14:14,022 --> 00:14:16,756
Oh, Natalie, wait up.
340
00:14:16,858 --> 00:14:19,125
Congratulations. Way to go.
341
00:14:19,227 --> 00:14:20,727
Now you're gonna fill an anchor spot.
342
00:14:20,829 --> 00:14:23,496
I told you... sleeping with
Aaron was my insurance policy.
343
00:14:23,598 --> 00:14:25,932
I gave an Oscar-worthy
performance of a fake orgasm.
344
00:14:26,034 --> 00:14:28,034
Shivers and all. [laughing]
345
00:14:28,136 --> 00:14:30,236
Props to you for thinking ahead, girl.
346
00:14:30,338 --> 00:14:32,071
NATALIE: Mm-hm.
347
00:14:32,173 --> 00:14:34,274
- MARY JANE: Oh, but...
- NATALIE: What?
348
00:14:34,376 --> 00:14:35,708
Sylvia?
349
00:14:35,810 --> 00:14:38,311
MARY JANE: You know she's the
news director's niece, right?
350
00:14:40,549 --> 00:14:43,116
She is such a brown-noser. I knew it.
351
00:14:43,218 --> 00:14:45,585
MARY JANE: Oh, they're
probably just friends.
352
00:14:45,687 --> 00:14:48,087
Aaron said he despises
short hair on women.
353
00:14:48,189 --> 00:14:50,156
- MARY JANE: Mmmm...
- NATALIE: Oh...
354
00:14:53,028 --> 00:14:54,727
Mary Jane, look at this.
355
00:14:54,829 --> 00:14:57,263
No, no, no, you look at this.
356
00:14:57,365 --> 00:14:59,465
NATALIE: [muffled raised voice]
357
00:14:59,568 --> 00:15:00,934
Why is Natalie all up in Aaron's face?
358
00:15:01,036 --> 00:15:04,804
Ah, she just figured out that
Aaron is sleeping with Sylvia.
359
00:15:04,906 --> 00:15:06,806
Oh, she didn't know that?
360
00:15:06,908 --> 00:15:07,974
Unh-unh, apparently not.
361
00:15:08,076 --> 00:15:10,176
But she is giving
Aaron reason to rethink
362
00:15:10,278 --> 00:15:12,679
he choice in co-anchor.
363
00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:14,814
She's gonna have another
opportunity to fill in.
364
00:15:14,916 --> 00:15:16,049
- Stop it.
- [cell phone buzzing]
365
00:15:16,151 --> 00:15:17,784
- Oh, God...
- What?
366
00:15:17,886 --> 00:15:19,819
It's Lee. Again.
367
00:15:19,921 --> 00:15:21,154
Well, answer it.
368
00:15:21,256 --> 00:15:22,488
Maybe he's decided about Zoe.
369
00:15:22,591 --> 00:15:23,723
That's what I'm afraid of.
370
00:15:23,825 --> 00:15:25,358
- No.
- KARA: [tsks]
371
00:15:26,257 --> 00:15:27,623
I'll deal with it later.
372
00:15:27,630 --> 00:15:28,685
What did you want to show me?
373
00:15:28,732 --> 00:15:30,496
Oh, it's much better if you
see it on the big screen.
374
00:15:30,599 --> 00:15:34,000
You are not gonna believe this shit.
375
00:15:34,102 --> 00:15:36,669
- MARY JANE: Oh! Oh!
- KARA: Yeah.
376
00:15:36,771 --> 00:15:38,771
"It looks like New York
baseball star, Orlando Lagos,
377
00:15:38,873 --> 00:15:41,674
has put his legendary
womanizing days behind him..."
378
00:15:41,776 --> 00:15:44,112
- KARA: [groans]
- "... for a hot, mature beauty
379
00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:45,278
"with brains to go with the looks.
380
00:15:45,380 --> 00:15:47,580
"Just days after going public
with his new relationship
381
00:15:47,682 --> 00:15:50,350
"with 'Great Day USA'
producer Kara Lynch,
382
00:15:50,452 --> 00:15:51,651
"the famed second baseman
383
00:15:51,753 --> 00:15:55,021
was seen out and about
with his new lady love."
384
00:15:55,123 --> 00:15:57,023
- Oh, there's video.
- KARA: Oh, yeah.
385
00:15:57,125 --> 00:16:02,862
Yeah, look at this. You look hot.
386
00:16:02,964 --> 00:16:04,564
KARA: Can you believe this shit?
387
00:16:04,666 --> 00:16:06,132
Oh, God, what are you so upset about?
388
00:16:06,234 --> 00:16:07,333
You've never looked hotter.
389
00:16:07,435 --> 00:16:09,002
They called you MILF of the month.
390
00:16:09,104 --> 00:16:10,503
Oh, great. Yay.
391
00:16:10,605 --> 00:16:13,640
Now my name gets added to
an illustrious list of exes,
392
00:16:13,742 --> 00:16:16,639
including singers, sitcom actresses,
393
00:16:16,686 --> 00:16:18,144
and, wait for it, a porn star.
394
00:16:18,246 --> 00:16:21,681
Oh, God, he's been around. Get over it.
395
00:16:21,783 --> 00:16:23,716
It's one of the downfalls
of dating a celebrity.
396
00:16:23,818 --> 00:16:26,219
It's not like you're some
Sunday School sergeant.
397
00:16:26,321 --> 00:16:29,255
But, wait a minute, now
I'm supposed to compete
398
00:16:29,357 --> 00:16:31,924
with 20 year old beanpoles
with boob implants?
399
00:16:32,027 --> 00:16:34,193
Honey, there is no competition.
400
00:16:34,295 --> 00:16:36,696
You won. He wants you.
401
00:16:36,798 --> 00:16:39,165
Well, I don't like my
business being so damn public.
402
00:16:39,267 --> 00:16:40,299
I don't like it.
403
00:16:40,402 --> 00:16:41,768
Boo-hoo, cry me a river.
404
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:43,703
Do you know how many women
would give their left leg
405
00:16:43,805 --> 00:16:46,739
to have a man like Orlando
publicly claim them?
406
00:16:46,841 --> 00:16:49,467
It's not like you're some
skank that he blew out,
407
00:16:49,537 --> 00:16:51,110
who's gotta resort to
taking secret selfies
408
00:16:51,212 --> 00:16:52,578
with the man while he sleeps.
409
00:16:52,681 --> 00:16:55,448
- You're his lady.
- NATALIE: [sobbing]
410
00:16:55,550 --> 00:17:00,820
Uh-oh. It looks like your
guided missile just hit.
411
00:17:00,922 --> 00:17:05,725
Did your nasty-ass new producer
put you up to this little skit?
412
00:17:05,827 --> 00:17:09,662
- No, it was my idea.
- What?! Really?
413
00:17:09,764 --> 00:17:12,584
I did the same thing
at SNC with Luke Ryan
414
00:17:12,670 --> 00:17:14,133
and you didn't seem to mind.
415
00:17:14,235 --> 00:17:15,768
Plant the seed of doubt
416
00:17:15,870 --> 00:17:17,737
and throw them off their game, remember?
417
00:17:17,839 --> 00:17:21,874
I thought this Mary Jane was
about doing things differently.
418
00:17:21,976 --> 00:17:24,644
Look, I think I deserve
a little leeway here.
419
00:17:24,746 --> 00:17:27,080
When I took this job,
I was led to believe
420
00:17:27,182 --> 00:17:28,781
that I would be filling Ronda's spot.
421
00:17:28,883 --> 00:17:32,385
That hasn't happened. I was lied to.
422
00:17:32,487 --> 00:17:33,720
Okay, just do me a favor
423
00:17:33,822 --> 00:17:36,828
and don't let Justin's skanky
ass ways rub off on you.
424
00:17:36,859 --> 00:17:38,991
Kara, I really can't believe
I'm hearing this from you.
425
00:17:39,094 --> 00:17:40,226
Methinks you're jealous.
426
00:17:40,328 --> 00:17:42,491
What? Why the hell would
I be jealous of him?
427
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,628
Because all the plots
428
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:44,863
that you and I cooked up aren't working.
429
00:17:44,965 --> 00:17:46,023
- Oh...
- And Justin's are.
430
00:17:46,117 --> 00:17:48,183
- Whatever.
- Here.
431
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:50,368
Oh, thank you.
432
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,949
Oh, come on. What? What's wrong?
433
00:17:53,054 --> 00:17:56,689
- Lee's here.
- Oh. Oh, boy.
434
00:17:59,613 --> 00:18:01,206
Did you see Aaron
storm out of his office?
435
00:18:01,268 --> 00:18:02,747
Do you think Natalie
is out as co-anchor?
436
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,682
It's a distinct possibility.
437
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,451
That's exactly why I don't get involved
438
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:07,886
in office relationships.
439
00:18:07,988 --> 00:18:09,539
Well, either way, I'll be prepared.
440
00:18:09,571 --> 00:18:12,524
- Oh. Hey.
- Hey.
441
00:18:12,626 --> 00:18:15,059
- Bad time?
- No, no, um...
442
00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:17,061
Justin, this is my
boyfriend, Lee Truitt.
443
00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:19,030
Lee, this is my producer, Justin Talbot.
444
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,698
Nice to meet you, mate.
I've heard a lot about you.
445
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,500
The same. Same. Um,
446
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,869
you work in construction?
447
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:28,706
No, I'm a comedian, but close.
448
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:29,978
All right, I'll catch up with you later.
449
00:18:30,001 --> 00:18:31,534
Okay.
450
00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:34,345
Justin, he's not at all
what I was expecting.
451
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:35,613
No?
452
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:36,710
No, I was thinking he'd be some
453
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:39,147
fire-breathing corporate suit.
454
00:18:39,153 --> 00:18:40,818
I thought you guys hated each other.
455
00:18:40,921 --> 00:18:42,954
No, I told you I think I won him over.
456
00:18:43,056 --> 00:18:45,225
But I know you didn't
come all the way down here.
457
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:47,091
You weren't responding to my texts.
458
00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:50,128
- I've been preoccupied.
- With work?
459
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,696
With waiting to hear from Aaron
460
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,765
if I'm subbing for Ronda.
461
00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:55,433
It seems like I've been
doing that a lot lately.
462
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:58,069
You know, waiting for men to decide.
463
00:18:58,171 --> 00:19:00,087
I probably deserved that. [sighing]
464
00:19:00,158 --> 00:19:03,741
So, have you decided?
465
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:06,144
I'm gonna tell Zoe no.
466
00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:08,194
Are you sure, 'cause you seemed torn.
467
00:19:08,201 --> 00:19:11,082
No. No, I'm... I really wasn't.
468
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:12,884
Having a baby with another
woman when we're together,
469
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:14,042
that's not feasible.
470
00:19:14,124 --> 00:19:16,625
Well, if you knew that, then
why did you ask for space?
471
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:19,324
I think I just needed the time
to mourn what could have been,
472
00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:23,213
but now it's time to focus
on what can be... our future.
473
00:19:23,291 --> 00:19:24,939
I love you, Mary Jane.
474
00:19:26,116 --> 00:19:28,049
I love you, too.
475
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,238
[kisses]
476
00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:37,008
[kisses]
477
00:19:37,451 --> 00:19:38,817
I don't wanna keep you too much for now.
478
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:40,912
But you know my answer.
479
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:43,581
Now I'm gonna tell Zoe the good news.
480
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:46,084
Wish me luck. Good luck.
481
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:50,054
482
00:19:51,302 --> 00:19:54,600
Listen, Max, I know you
follow Orlando on social media,
483
00:19:54,632 --> 00:19:56,748
and I just wanted to check in
to make sure everything's okay.
484
00:19:56,842 --> 00:19:57,662
You're kidding me, right?
485
00:19:57,764 --> 00:20:00,444
No, I'm not kidding and I'm
not trying to baby you, okay?
486
00:20:00,479 --> 00:20:01,778
I just know how kids can be.
487
00:20:01,881 --> 00:20:03,780
You've got nothing to worry about.
488
00:20:03,883 --> 00:20:05,349
I'm getting all kind of props.
489
00:20:05,451 --> 00:20:07,784
Girls who never gave me
any play wanna talk to me.
490
00:20:07,887 --> 00:20:09,319
I'm like the popular
guy all of a sudden.
491
00:20:09,421 --> 00:20:11,488
Well, listen, I don't
want you to think that, uh,
492
00:20:11,590 --> 00:20:14,291
you know, all this attention
is cool or anything, okay,
493
00:20:14,393 --> 00:20:16,393
because celebrity has its bad side, too.
494
00:20:16,495 --> 00:20:18,795
I don't, Mom. Orlando
made it pretty clear.
495
00:20:18,898 --> 00:20:19,895
He doesn't think it's cool, either.
496
00:20:19,905 --> 00:20:21,535
- He did?
- Yeah.
497
00:20:21,559 --> 00:20:22,824
We texted and he said all that stuff
498
00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:23,777
is really superficial.
499
00:20:23,879 --> 00:20:24,989
It's not what really matters.
500
00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:28,605
Oh, okay, well, did he
say what really matters?
501
00:20:28,707 --> 00:20:31,875
- Yeah, how you treat people.
- Hm...
502
00:20:31,977 --> 00:20:33,644
Well, listen, get ready for bed.
503
00:20:33,746 --> 00:20:35,779
I'll call you when I'm back
from the Virgin Islands, okay?
504
00:20:35,881 --> 00:20:37,347
It's a quick trip in and out.
505
00:20:37,449 --> 00:20:39,750
- That was a c-slip.
- That's not funny.
506
00:20:39,852 --> 00:20:41,051
Okay, I love you, Mom.
507
00:20:41,153 --> 00:20:42,753
I love you, too, baby. I love you.
508
00:20:42,855 --> 00:20:45,956
[kisses] Goodnight.
509
00:20:46,058 --> 00:20:49,793
Oh, my God, you are too much.
510
00:20:49,895 --> 00:20:53,430
- [laughs]
- Thank you.
511
00:20:53,532 --> 00:20:54,679
[chomping]
512
00:20:54,726 --> 00:20:57,000
And get that stupid
smug look off your face.
513
00:20:57,102 --> 00:20:58,936
[laughing] You don't like
what I said to your son?
514
00:20:59,038 --> 00:21:00,771
No, I like what you said to my son.
515
00:21:00,873 --> 00:21:02,639
- Mm-hm, you do.
- It was good.
516
00:21:02,741 --> 00:21:04,007
It's not that.
517
00:21:04,109 --> 00:21:05,676
It's a little weird
hearing that my kid's.
518
00:21:05,778 --> 00:21:09,413
Q-rating shot up because his
mother's dating a star athlete.
519
00:21:09,515 --> 00:21:13,850
Mmmm, well, your Q-rating
is gonna shoot up, too,
520
00:21:13,953 --> 00:21:16,253
- MILF of the week.
- Okay, stop.
521
00:21:16,355 --> 00:21:18,655
I don't give a damn
about a Q-rating, Orlando.
522
00:21:18,757 --> 00:21:21,024
I like my private life to be private.
523
00:21:21,126 --> 00:21:22,526
- Okay.
- I mean it.
524
00:21:22,628 --> 00:21:24,928
I know. I'm sorry.
525
00:21:25,030 --> 00:21:27,197
Look, the attention will subside.
526
00:21:27,299 --> 00:21:28,913
The world will get bored with us
527
00:21:29,015 --> 00:21:31,668
and they'll move on to
some other celebrity couple.
528
00:21:31,770 --> 00:21:34,204
- Yeah?
- Promise.
529
00:21:37,643 --> 00:21:39,810
- Mmmm.
- KARA: [laughs]
530
00:21:39,912 --> 00:21:41,578
All that quick in and out.
531
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:42,980
KARA: [laughing] I...
532
00:21:43,082 --> 00:21:44,881
BOTH: [laughing]
533
00:21:46,082 --> 00:21:47,054
- Oh, Kara?
- Yeah.
534
00:21:47,135 --> 00:21:49,561
How are your poker playing skills?
535
00:21:49,788 --> 00:21:51,788
Oh, uh, they're great. Why do you ask?
536
00:21:51,890 --> 00:21:53,256
Well, I don't know if you're aware,
537
00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:55,626
but I host a monthly poker game.
538
00:21:55,728 --> 00:21:57,628
Yes, I've heard rumors about that.
539
00:21:57,730 --> 00:21:59,329
I was wondering if you'd
like to join us this month?
540
00:21:59,431 --> 00:22:02,699
It's just a few industry
friends, mostly guys.
541
00:22:02,801 --> 00:22:04,370
Mattie Lauer, Brian Williams.
542
00:22:04,433 --> 00:22:05,902
Alex Baldwin?
543
00:22:06,005 --> 00:22:07,638
He hasn't been in a couple of months.
544
00:22:07,740 --> 00:22:10,273
Oh, oh, well, then, I'm
not really interested in...
545
00:22:10,376 --> 00:22:13,276
- Oh? Oh?
- I'm just kidding.
546
00:22:13,379 --> 00:22:15,078
- Of course. I would love that.
- Oh, great.
547
00:22:15,180 --> 00:22:16,680
Uh, I'll send you over the details.
548
00:22:16,782 --> 00:22:19,149
Okay, great. Thanks.
549
00:22:19,251 --> 00:22:22,185
My God. Oh, my God.
550
00:22:22,287 --> 00:22:25,088
What was that all about?
551
00:22:25,190 --> 00:22:29,393
Garrett just invited me
to his monthly poker game.
552
00:22:29,495 --> 00:22:32,295
The secret monthly game that's
twice as hard to get into?
553
00:22:32,398 --> 00:22:34,498
Yeah.
554
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,566
Well, now this is a perk of
dating a celebrity athlete
555
00:22:36,669 --> 00:22:37,901
you can get down with.
556
00:22:38,003 --> 00:22:39,336
Ohhh. Ohhh.
557
00:22:39,438 --> 00:22:40,904
It's him.
558
00:22:41,006 --> 00:22:43,507
Justin, you catch last night's game?
559
00:22:43,609 --> 00:22:46,843
- I knew you'd rub it in.
- GARRETT: [laughing]
560
00:22:46,945 --> 00:22:48,712
Okay, well, first order of business.
561
00:22:48,814 --> 00:22:51,048
Aaron has some news. Aaron?
562
00:22:51,150 --> 00:22:52,582
I wanted everyone to
know that I have chosen
563
00:22:52,685 --> 00:22:55,118
our esteemed correspondent
to fill in for Ronda
564
00:22:55,220 --> 00:22:58,433
while she's out of town.
565
00:22:58,590 --> 00:23:00,426
Mary Jane Paul.
566
00:23:01,260 --> 00:23:04,094
OTHERS: [applauding]
567
00:23:06,899 --> 00:23:08,165
GARRETT: Congratulations, Mary Jane.
568
00:23:08,267 --> 00:23:10,033
And good luck in the chair.
569
00:23:11,970 --> 00:23:13,637
KARA: [laughs]
570
00:23:17,643 --> 00:23:20,911
If I get to be as big a bitch as Ronda,
571
00:23:21,013 --> 00:23:22,044
you'll kill me, right?
572
00:23:22,114 --> 00:23:24,848
Uh, yeah, but that's
not the important thing.
573
00:23:24,950 --> 00:23:26,349
The important thing
is that it's happening
574
00:23:26,452 --> 00:23:28,051
and you are gonna be
in that anchor chair.
575
00:23:28,153 --> 00:23:30,020
Yeah, just for a day.
576
00:23:30,122 --> 00:23:31,521
That's huge.
577
00:23:31,623 --> 00:23:34,858
And your boyfriend is not having a baby
578
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,728
with his ex, so...
579
00:23:37,830 --> 00:23:39,362
That one is reason to celebrate.
580
00:23:39,410 --> 00:23:40,489
Absolutely.
581
00:23:40,561 --> 00:23:42,295
Sad, but true.
582
00:23:42,835 --> 00:23:44,234
Mmm, and now you can talk to him
583
00:23:44,336 --> 00:23:46,369
about you getting his sperm.
584
00:23:46,472 --> 00:23:47,571
I know, right?
585
00:23:47,673 --> 00:23:49,139
But I can't help but think
586
00:23:49,241 --> 00:23:51,007
what if he says no to my ass, too?
587
00:23:51,110 --> 00:23:53,910
Like, no sperm for any of you bitches!
588
00:23:54,012 --> 00:23:56,713
Mama, listen to me.
Unh-unh, listen to me.
589
00:23:56,815 --> 00:23:58,148
If you truly wanna have a baby,
590
00:23:58,250 --> 00:24:01,151
you have to have that talk
with him now, Mary Jane, okay?
591
00:24:01,253 --> 00:24:03,820
Your clock is ticking. I know. I know.
592
00:24:03,922 --> 00:24:05,021
But it's not gonna be tonight.
593
00:24:05,124 --> 00:24:06,350
He's having dinner
with Zoe and the kids.
594
00:24:06,420 --> 00:24:08,058
Oh, well, then you can stay with me
595
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:09,926
and finish off this bottle of wine.
596
00:24:10,028 --> 00:24:11,762
- Yes!
- Can I?
597
00:24:11,864 --> 00:24:13,730
What time are you expecting Orlando?
598
00:24:15,601 --> 00:24:18,068
- KARA: [sighing]
- Oh, God, what now?
599
00:24:18,170 --> 00:24:18,924
I don't know, girl.
600
00:24:18,963 --> 00:24:20,596
I just can't seem to shake this feeling
601
00:24:20,651 --> 00:24:23,418
that that boy, he is just... too young.
602
00:24:24,309 --> 00:24:26,209
And he's just way too famous.
603
00:24:26,311 --> 00:24:29,079
Bitch, those aren't
problems, those are perks.
604
00:24:29,181 --> 00:24:30,499
For how long?
605
00:24:30,569 --> 00:24:31,848
I mean, it's not like me and Orlando
606
00:24:31,950 --> 00:24:34,717
are gonna grow old together.
So what the hell is the point.
607
00:24:35,053 --> 00:24:37,614
Kara, can we have a straight,
no bullshit conversation?
608
00:24:37,707 --> 00:24:38,486
Yes.
609
00:24:38,548 --> 00:24:41,291
For weeks, I have listened to
you make excuses about this man.
610
00:24:41,393 --> 00:24:43,960
He's too young, he's too famous,
611
00:24:44,062 --> 00:24:46,096
he's too rich, he's too monogamous.
612
00:24:46,198 --> 00:24:49,232
Next thing you're gonna
say the sex was too good.
613
00:24:49,334 --> 00:24:51,368
I have created a
little bit of a monster.
614
00:24:51,470 --> 00:24:53,170
Except you're the only
one reaping the benefits
615
00:24:53,272 --> 00:24:54,971
of his newly-acquired bedroom skills.
616
00:24:55,073 --> 00:24:56,499
What's the problem?
617
00:24:56,585 --> 00:24:57,741
Sex is not the only thing
618
00:24:57,796 --> 00:25:00,202
that makes a good
relationship, Mary Jane, okay?
619
00:25:00,288 --> 00:25:02,512
Okay, what's the real problem here, hm?
620
00:25:02,614 --> 00:25:04,447
And don't say your kids,
'cause they love Orlando.
621
00:25:04,550 --> 00:25:06,183
[heavy sigh] I don't know.
622
00:25:06,285 --> 00:25:07,617
I just doesn't feel right.
623
00:25:07,719 --> 00:25:09,186
You know, I don't
know how to explain it.
624
00:25:09,288 --> 00:25:10,554
How much time do I waste with this guy
625
00:25:10,656 --> 00:25:12,756
before we split up and he moves on to
626
00:25:12,858 --> 00:25:14,424
the next Kardashian chick
627
00:25:14,526 --> 00:25:16,560
and then I've gotta watch that
shit all over the news media,
628
00:25:16,662 --> 00:25:18,795
like I don't have enough on my plate.
629
00:25:18,897 --> 00:25:20,664
Screw that.
630
00:25:20,766 --> 00:25:22,799
Kara, Orlando hasn't done one damn thing
631
00:25:22,901 --> 00:25:25,101
to make you feel this way.
632
00:25:25,204 --> 00:25:26,703
All of these reasons that
you're coming up with,
633
00:25:26,805 --> 00:25:30,040
they're in your head,
you know that, right?
634
00:25:30,142 --> 00:25:32,976
That's fire. Pack it.
635
00:25:33,078 --> 00:25:35,278
You're afraid.
636
00:25:35,380 --> 00:25:37,047
- Afraid of what?
- Getting hurt.
637
00:25:37,149 --> 00:25:38,882
- No, I'm not.
- You're afraid of getting hurt.
638
00:25:38,984 --> 00:25:40,984
You are.
639
00:25:41,086 --> 00:25:42,018
Think of how many times you told me
640
00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:44,821
not to let fear ruin a relationship.
641
00:25:44,923 --> 00:25:49,259
Baby, you have a very good
thing going with Orlando.
642
00:25:49,361 --> 00:25:51,628
I don't wanna be played like that.
643
00:25:51,730 --> 00:25:53,697
I don't wanna come off and
look like some stupid ass
644
00:25:53,799 --> 00:25:55,966
silly, ignorant little
school girl falling in love.
645
00:25:56,068 --> 00:25:58,268
- I don't wanna go...
- Oh, baby.
646
00:25:58,370 --> 00:26:01,538
- I don't want it, you know?
- Baby, baby, baby.
647
00:26:02,774 --> 00:26:05,642
- It's too late. You are.
- KARA: [laughing]
648
00:26:11,683 --> 00:26:14,751
Everyone in the studio is
buzzing about you right now.
649
00:26:14,853 --> 00:26:17,387
I know. It's weird that
everyone's being so nice.
650
00:26:17,489 --> 00:26:18,989
They're treating me like the star.
651
00:26:19,091 --> 00:26:20,357
Yeah, well, get used to it, all right?
652
00:26:20,459 --> 00:26:21,858
You knock this out of the park
653
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:23,293
and it's just a matter of time.
654
00:26:23,395 --> 00:26:24,828
Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
655
00:26:24,930 --> 00:26:26,663
Look, the only thing
standing between you
656
00:26:26,765 --> 00:26:28,932
and that permanent anchor chair is you.
657
00:26:29,034 --> 00:26:31,868
All right?
658
00:26:31,970 --> 00:26:34,704
This is your opportunity. Own it.
659
00:26:37,709 --> 00:26:41,144
You are craftier than
I thought, Mary Jane.
660
00:26:41,246 --> 00:26:42,846
Because I got Aaron to choose me?
661
00:26:42,948 --> 00:26:45,548
[sighing] I was just trying
to save you from yourself.
662
00:26:45,651 --> 00:26:47,350
I know you're trying to throw me, Ronda.
663
00:26:47,452 --> 00:26:48,551
Aaron wouldn't have picked me,
664
00:26:48,654 --> 00:26:50,320
if he didn't think I was ready.
665
00:26:50,422 --> 00:26:51,688
That may be true.
666
00:26:51,790 --> 00:26:54,658
But live television is
an unpredictable thing.
667
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:57,694
Aaron's choice, the
correspondent that you replaced,
668
00:26:57,796 --> 00:27:00,563
she did so poorly, it
was her last day here.
669
00:27:00,666 --> 00:27:02,766
Now, I'm sure that's
not gonna be your fate,
670
00:27:02,868 --> 00:27:04,567
but with the morning news,
671
00:27:04,670 --> 00:27:07,537
you never know what could happen.
672
00:27:14,737 --> 00:27:16,470
Good morning, I'm Mary Jane Paul.
673
00:27:16,572 --> 00:27:18,505
With St. Patrick's Day
just around the corner,
674
00:27:18,608 --> 00:27:22,843
we have got some wonderful
ways for you to celebrate the...
675
00:27:30,464 --> 00:27:32,964
... along with tips for
this weekend's upcoming
676
00:27:32,973 --> 00:27:34,205
daylight savings time.
677
00:27:34,307 --> 00:27:35,607
How'd you like to lose an hour,
678
00:27:35,709 --> 00:27:39,243
without losing an hour
of precious sleep time?
679
00:27:39,346 --> 00:27:41,613
All of these stories and a
whole bunch of other stuff
680
00:27:41,715 --> 00:27:44,849
that I have no idea
what I'm talking about.
681
00:27:44,951 --> 00:27:47,885
Oh, come on, come on, come on.
682
00:27:54,027 --> 00:27:56,728
[phone ringing]
683
00:27:56,830 --> 00:27:59,631
Hey, I know it's late
and, look, I don't know
684
00:27:59,733 --> 00:28:01,399
if it's the excitement of going on air,
685
00:28:01,501 --> 00:28:03,034
or Ronda trying to sandbag me,
686
00:28:03,136 --> 00:28:07,544
but I'm... I'm off my game and, uh...
687
00:28:07,786 --> 00:28:09,559
can you... can you come help me?
688
00:28:09,593 --> 00:28:10,993
Please?
689
00:28:11,728 --> 00:28:14,420
There ain't nothing I can do
690
00:28:14,521 --> 00:28:17,822
Or nothing I can say
691
00:28:18,018 --> 00:28:19,985
Oh, God, thank you so much
692
00:28:20,079 --> 00:28:22,646
for coming down to the
studio this late. I am...
693
00:28:23,023 --> 00:28:24,222
choking.
694
00:28:24,324 --> 00:28:25,423
Okay, I'm here to help.
695
00:28:25,525 --> 00:28:28,059
It was my idea, remember?
696
00:28:28,161 --> 00:28:29,360
All right, let's get started.
697
00:28:29,462 --> 00:28:31,663
Good morning, everyone,
I'm Mary Jane Paul.
698
00:28:31,765 --> 00:28:33,698
With St. Patrick's Day
just around the corner,
699
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:36,820
we'll show you some wonderful
ways to celebrate the occasion.
700
00:28:36,899 --> 00:28:39,700
Right there. Right there.
701
00:28:40,006 --> 00:28:41,606
You didn't pause long enough.
702
00:28:41,708 --> 00:28:43,741
All right. You're moving
onto a new subject,
703
00:28:43,843 --> 00:28:48,346
so, it might feel nitpicky,
but if one breath is too long,
704
00:28:48,448 --> 00:28:49,881
one pause brushed over,
705
00:28:49,983 --> 00:28:51,482
it can affect the entire
segment, all right?
706
00:28:51,584 --> 00:28:55,953
So, again, from there.
707
00:28:56,056 --> 00:28:58,322
And just ahead of daylight savings time,
708
00:28:58,425 --> 00:29:00,191
we'll show you how to lose an hour
709
00:29:00,293 --> 00:29:02,193
without losing valuable sleep time,
710
00:29:02,295 --> 00:29:04,262
as we spring forward this Sunday.
711
00:29:04,364 --> 00:29:05,863
These stories and more
712
00:29:05,965 --> 00:29:07,865
coming your way on "Great Day USA."
713
00:29:07,967 --> 00:29:10,034
Great. Freeze. Very good.
714
00:29:10,136 --> 00:29:13,604
I'm just gonna make one
slight adjustment, okay?
715
00:29:18,689 --> 00:29:21,946
Never let your chin fall
below the camera line.
716
00:29:24,117 --> 00:29:25,983
Okay?
717
00:29:28,722 --> 00:29:30,354
Go again.
718
00:29:33,059 --> 00:29:36,383
These stories and more coming
your way on "Great Day USA."
719
00:29:39,954 --> 00:29:41,187
Perfect.
720
00:29:44,237 --> 00:29:45,837
You got this.
721
00:29:48,508 --> 00:29:51,175
Go home. Get a few hours of sleep.
722
00:29:51,277 --> 00:29:53,211
You've got a big day ahead of you.
723
00:29:53,313 --> 00:30:03,755
724
00:30:06,626 --> 00:30:09,093
Well, you like?
725
00:30:09,195 --> 00:30:10,995
It's a little different
than what I'm used to,
726
00:30:11,097 --> 00:30:13,598
but, yeah, I like it.
727
00:30:19,672 --> 00:30:22,874
You and Justin seem awfully chummy.
728
00:30:22,976 --> 00:30:24,308
Are you falling under the hypnotic spell
729
00:30:24,410 --> 00:30:25,877
of those baby blues?
730
00:30:25,979 --> 00:30:28,079
He's a great producer, Ty, that's all.
731
00:30:28,181 --> 00:30:30,248
Oh, okay.
732
00:30:30,350 --> 00:30:32,083
Oh, hey, Aaron.
733
00:30:32,185 --> 00:30:33,518
Mary Jane. How are we doing?
734
00:30:33,620 --> 00:30:35,586
- Fantastic.
- Glad to hear it.
735
00:30:35,688 --> 00:30:37,522
- See you in the studio in five.
- Absolutely.
736
00:30:37,624 --> 00:30:39,190
[cell phone buzzing]
737
00:30:39,292 --> 00:30:41,025
Oh, gee...
738
00:30:41,916 --> 00:30:43,049
Hey, Kara.
739
00:30:43,088 --> 00:30:43,661
KARA: Are you in your office?
740
00:30:43,763 --> 00:30:45,119
No, I'm about to head to the studio.
741
00:30:45,172 --> 00:30:47,979
KARA: Ronda checked out of
the hotel this morning, early,
742
00:30:48,072 --> 00:30:49,541
and didn't say one word to me.
743
00:30:49,588 --> 00:30:51,169
Have you heard anything from Garrett?
744
00:30:51,271 --> 00:30:52,570
No, why?
745
00:30:52,672 --> 00:30:54,779
KARA: I don't know.
I've got a bad feeling.
746
00:30:54,912 --> 00:30:58,910
Hm, that's so not like her.
747
00:30:59,035 --> 00:31:02,854
Oh... my... God!
748
00:31:02,948 --> 00:31:03,481
KARA: What's happening?
749
00:31:03,583 --> 00:31:05,216
That sneaky heifer
just walked in the door
750
00:31:05,318 --> 00:31:07,351
and she brought Liz Tourneau with her.
751
00:31:07,453 --> 00:31:09,587
Damn it!
752
00:31:09,689 --> 00:31:12,156
You've gotta give it to her.
753
00:31:12,258 --> 00:31:14,192
The bitch is good.
754
00:31:14,294 --> 00:31:17,929
Even I have to admit she
played this like a master.
755
00:31:18,031 --> 00:31:20,464
After the lowest point in your life,
756
00:31:20,519 --> 00:31:21,651
dealing with harassment,
757
00:31:21,801 --> 00:31:23,234
dealing with the loss of your job,
758
00:31:23,336 --> 00:31:24,435
the loss of your fianc?,
759
00:31:24,537 --> 00:31:26,370
it sounds like things
have turned around.
760
00:31:26,472 --> 00:31:27,805
They have.
761
00:31:27,907 --> 00:31:29,874
But, at the time, I really did think
762
00:31:29,976 --> 00:31:32,476
that those internet trolls
had destroyed my life.
763
00:31:32,579 --> 00:31:34,312
Then, one day, everything changed.
764
00:31:34,414 --> 00:31:36,414
And what brought on the change?
765
00:31:36,516 --> 00:31:39,851
It started by coming
onto your show last year.
766
00:31:39,953 --> 00:31:42,286
With the amount of
support that I received,
767
00:31:42,388 --> 00:31:44,322
I have been able to find my true calling
768
00:31:44,424 --> 00:31:46,657
as a yoga and meditation teacher,
769
00:31:46,759 --> 00:31:48,860
and opened a studio in St. Thomas.
770
00:31:48,962 --> 00:31:50,595
I have you to thank for that, Ronda.
771
00:31:50,697 --> 00:31:52,029
[laughing] Thank you so much.
772
00:31:52,131 --> 00:31:54,932
Don't worry. There'll be a next time.
773
00:31:55,034 --> 00:31:56,167
RONDA: But after,
774
00:31:56,269 --> 00:31:58,236
what was the reaction
after the first interview?
775
00:31:58,338 --> 00:31:59,604
I mean, that we did?
776
00:31:59,706 --> 00:32:02,206
LIZ: I was so surprised,
I was in such a low...
777
00:32:04,444 --> 00:32:05,943
- MARY JANE: Oh, shit!
- [chair thuds]
778
00:32:06,045 --> 00:32:08,980
- MARY JANE: Oh!
- [objects clattering]
779
00:32:09,082 --> 00:32:12,149
A tantrum isn't gonna solve anything.
780
00:32:12,252 --> 00:32:13,351
You've gotta go back out there
781
00:32:13,453 --> 00:32:15,019
and look Ronda right in her eye...
782
00:32:15,121 --> 00:32:17,355
No, no, you can't be serious.
You cannot be serious.
783
00:32:17,457 --> 00:32:19,223
You cannot give her the satisfaction...
784
00:32:19,325 --> 00:32:20,391
I'm done listening to you
785
00:32:20,493 --> 00:32:21,446
tell me what to do and how to do it.
786
00:32:21,492 --> 00:32:23,127
- It's over. You failed.
- Mary Jane, no, no.
787
00:32:23,229 --> 00:32:25,029
- You failed!
- No, no, I do not fail, okay?
788
00:32:25,131 --> 00:32:27,064
I don't fail. Quitters
fail. Cowards fail.
789
00:32:27,166 --> 00:32:30,768
I do not fail and I'm
not gonna start now.
790
00:32:31,245 --> 00:32:33,279
Look, I understand that you are pissed
791
00:32:33,323 --> 00:32:35,523
about all the broken promises
from Garrett, to Ronda,
792
00:32:35,625 --> 00:32:38,392
to even Kara, but you've
gotta understand something.
793
00:32:38,494 --> 00:32:39,727
You need to remember that I am the one
794
00:32:39,829 --> 00:32:42,563
that brought you to
this point, me, not them.
795
00:32:42,665 --> 00:32:46,000
This is a setback, not a failure.
796
00:32:46,789 --> 00:32:50,023
I just wish somebody
would say it, you know?
797
00:32:57,362 --> 00:32:59,729
JUSTIN: [sighs]
798
00:32:59,948 --> 00:33:02,649
Say what?
799
00:33:03,353 --> 00:33:05,453
I'm never gonna be in the anchor chair.
800
00:33:05,555 --> 00:33:07,761
Ronda's too good and I
just... I can't be here.
801
00:33:07,849 --> 00:33:10,015
No, you can.
802
00:33:11,354 --> 00:33:12,987
And you will.
803
00:33:15,898 --> 00:33:17,665
Because you're better.
804
00:33:19,855 --> 00:33:23,007
Mary Jane, listen to me.
805
00:33:23,093 --> 00:33:24,726
You've gotta trust me.
806
00:33:27,110 --> 00:33:29,510
You will be the anchor of this show.
807
00:33:29,612 --> 00:33:43,642
808
00:33:46,629 --> 00:33:54,030
809
00:33:55,004 --> 00:33:57,838
Oh, Garrett's probably looking for us.
810
00:33:57,940 --> 00:34:00,908
I'll, uh, let him know
you're almost ready.
811
00:34:01,612 --> 00:34:02,878
Okay.
812
00:34:03,746 --> 00:34:17,325
813
00:34:19,608 --> 00:34:26,528
It's hard to take all of this hate
814
00:34:27,208 --> 00:34:33,808
It's hard to take all of this hate
815
00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:37,202
[cell phone bings]
816
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:41,202
This hate
817
00:34:41,334 --> 00:34:44,748
Mm hm
818
00:34:46,310 --> 00:35:07,372
819
00:35:07,663 --> 00:35:12,213
-
First move they think they never saw
- I'm a MILF.
820
00:35:13,764 --> 00:35:17,600
- [knock at door]
-
Be careful with me
821
00:35:17,702 --> 00:35:19,439
Be careful with
822
00:35:19,587 --> 00:35:25,207
Mm mm mm
823
00:35:25,309 --> 00:35:26,290
Join with me
824
00:35:26,336 --> 00:35:27,437
Hi, sweet heart...
825
00:35:27,666 --> 00:35:29,299
I missed you so much!
826
00:35:29,829 --> 00:35:33,163
Orlando, I was only gone for 24 hours.
827
00:35:33,265 --> 00:35:35,699
It was a very long 24 hours.
828
00:35:36,804 --> 00:35:39,055
So, it's on
829
00:35:39,164 --> 00:35:41,338
What's the matter?
830
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,474
Are you still upset over that website?
831
00:35:43,576 --> 00:35:45,876
I told you... just ignore that junk.
832
00:35:45,978 --> 00:35:47,144
KARA: [heavy sigh]
833
00:35:47,246 --> 00:35:50,107
No, it's not that.
834
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:52,216
The reason for me being in New York
835
00:35:52,318 --> 00:35:53,484
was to focus on work.
836
00:35:53,586 --> 00:35:56,387
I wanna be the first
Latina executive producer
837
00:35:56,489 --> 00:35:57,731
in morning news history.
838
00:35:57,810 --> 00:35:59,957
I want that for you, too.
839
00:36:00,059 --> 00:36:02,159
Yeah, but with our
relationship being so open,
840
00:36:02,261 --> 00:36:04,595
Orlando, and your public life.
841
00:36:04,697 --> 00:36:06,130
It's just... it's too much for me.
842
00:36:06,232 --> 00:36:08,766
It's becoming harder
and harder to do this.
843
00:36:08,868 --> 00:36:10,346
How so?
844
00:36:10,447 --> 00:36:12,502
You said your boss is inviting
you to poker games now.
845
00:36:12,527 --> 00:36:14,354
Exactly, and so...
846
00:36:15,675 --> 00:36:18,675
I've accomplished everything
I need to accomplish.
847
00:36:18,838 --> 00:36:20,571
We don't need to do this anymore.
848
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:22,152
Do what?
849
00:36:26,537 --> 00:36:29,546
Be in a relationship. So...
850
00:36:29,710 --> 00:36:30,710
[laughs]
851
00:36:30,945 --> 00:36:34,625
So, you got what you
need and now you're done?
852
00:36:34,727 --> 00:36:36,206
This was a business
arrangement, Orlando.
853
00:36:36,278 --> 00:36:38,311
- Bullshit.
- Excuse me?
854
00:36:38,929 --> 00:36:40,829
ORLANDO: [laughs]
855
00:36:41,252 --> 00:36:42,553
All right, you're making all this up.
856
00:36:42,590 --> 00:36:44,975
No, I'm not. I'm being
very serious right now.
857
00:36:45,031 --> 00:36:46,463
I think it's time to call it.
858
00:36:47,707 --> 00:36:49,540
You have feelings for me.
859
00:36:49,642 --> 00:36:50,928
Tell me you don't and I'll go.
860
00:36:50,983 --> 00:36:53,139
Orlando, please.
861
00:36:53,553 --> 00:36:56,480
See? I know you do.
862
00:36:56,582 --> 00:37:00,284
Now I've never said
this to anyone, Kara,
863
00:37:00,386 --> 00:37:03,414
I love you.
864
00:37:03,586 --> 00:37:05,789
Now tell me you don't love me.
865
00:37:05,891 --> 00:37:09,193
Instead of something to break apart
866
00:37:09,295 --> 00:37:12,730
Instead, it's just broke apart
867
00:37:12,832 --> 00:37:16,734
Stand up and shake this heart
868
00:37:16,836 --> 00:37:21,171
Instead, it's just a break apart from us
869
00:37:21,273 --> 00:37:24,908
Shouldn't hide your feelings
870
00:37:25,010 --> 00:37:28,712
Shame on me
871
00:37:28,814 --> 00:37:32,883
I should've heard your fear
872
00:37:32,985 --> 00:37:35,652
Shame on me
873
00:37:35,755 --> 00:37:37,087
If you let me walk out that door,
874
00:37:37,189 --> 00:37:38,856
I'm not coming back.
875
00:37:38,958 --> 00:37:42,292
Help me out on me
876
00:37:42,394 --> 00:37:45,996
Help me out on me
877
00:37:46,098 --> 00:37:49,099
Help me out on me
878
00:37:49,201 --> 00:37:50,200
[door slams]
879
00:37:50,302 --> 00:37:54,104
Help me out on me
880
00:37:54,206 --> 00:37:57,808
Help me out on me
881
00:37:57,910 --> 00:38:01,912
-
Help me out on me
- [sobbing]
882
00:38:02,014 --> 00:38:04,982
Help me out
883
00:38:05,084 --> 00:38:07,638
[sobbing]
884
00:38:07,803 --> 00:38:08,769
Oh!
885
00:38:12,780 --> 00:38:14,237
LEE: Hey, there you are.
886
00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:16,117
I took the liberty of
ordering some room service,
887
00:38:16,695 --> 00:38:18,995
and copious amounts of alcohol.
888
00:38:21,538 --> 00:38:23,571
Are you okay?
889
00:38:23,774 --> 00:38:26,375
No, I'm not.
890
00:38:29,523 --> 00:38:34,226
Ronda f-in' Sales got my ass again.
891
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:35,979
She borrowed a billionaire's jet
892
00:38:36,081 --> 00:38:38,248
and flew her vindictive
ass back to New York
893
00:38:38,350 --> 00:38:40,384
just in time to boot me from the desk.
894
00:38:40,486 --> 00:38:42,208
Oh, I'm sorry.
895
00:38:42,237 --> 00:38:43,603
No, it's okay.
896
00:38:44,323 --> 00:38:45,487
I had a moment, but I'm over it.
897
00:38:45,541 --> 00:38:47,291
I'm relieved, actually.
898
00:38:47,393 --> 00:38:49,193
'Cause now I can really focus on being
899
00:38:49,295 --> 00:38:50,928
the best correspondent I can be.
900
00:38:51,030 --> 00:38:52,796
What? Just like that?
901
00:38:52,898 --> 00:38:54,131
Just like that.
902
00:38:54,233 --> 00:38:55,066
No, I...
903
00:38:55,135 --> 00:38:56,467
Hey, come on.
904
00:38:58,456 --> 00:39:01,271
Sorry, I've had a hell of a day.
905
00:39:02,069 --> 00:39:05,142
And I can't help but feel I am more than
906
00:39:05,244 --> 00:39:07,845
a little bit responsible for that.
907
00:39:07,947 --> 00:39:10,021
Look, Zoe's request threw me for a loop.
908
00:39:10,091 --> 00:39:13,669
But... I realize I was...
909
00:39:13,716 --> 00:39:17,254
I was overlooking something
that's really important.
910
00:39:17,356 --> 00:39:19,056
And what's that?
911
00:39:19,158 --> 00:39:21,458
Exactly where you stand
with this whole kids thing.
912
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:23,019
Lee, let me stop you right there.
913
00:39:23,097 --> 00:39:24,661
Uh... full disclosure.
914
00:39:24,763 --> 00:39:27,030
Um... [heavy sigh]
915
00:39:27,132 --> 00:39:29,299
... my uterus provides
a hostile environment
916
00:39:29,401 --> 00:39:31,001
for reproduction.
917
00:39:31,103 --> 00:39:33,537
- I love your uterus.
- I know you do.
918
00:39:33,639 --> 00:39:38,160
But, baby, at my age,
I'm gonna need some help.
919
00:39:38,991 --> 00:39:40,749
- Look.
- Hm...
920
00:39:41,674 --> 00:39:44,447
That, there, is New York City.
921
00:39:45,307 --> 00:39:48,126
Some of the best fertility
doctors in the world
922
00:39:48,618 --> 00:39:49,618
are right here.
923
00:39:51,895 --> 00:39:53,601
So, you don't
mind the whole...
924
00:39:54,453 --> 00:39:56,320
jerking off in a cup thing?
925
00:39:56,582 --> 00:39:57,352
LEE: [laughs]
926
00:39:57,358 --> 00:39:58,358
I love you, MJ.
927
00:39:59,928 --> 00:40:00,928
[kisses]
928
00:40:01,186 --> 00:40:02,720
I want you to be happy.
929
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:06,840
Besides...
930
00:40:07,028 --> 00:40:09,011
I've jerked off in worse places.
931
00:40:10,005 --> 00:40:10,950
[quiet laugh]
932
00:40:11,177 --> 00:40:12,552
I love you.
933
00:40:13,849 --> 00:40:14,849
I love you too.
934
00:40:15,134 --> 00:40:16,673
935
00:40:16,766 --> 00:40:20,833
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