All language subtitles for Being Mary Jane s03e06.eg

WOMAN: Previously on "Being Mary Jane."

What organization are you with again?

National Council Of La Russa.

We just want to make sure
everyone has a seat at the table.

And by everyone, you mean Latin people.

Did I miss the memo about the meeting?

No, no, Marisol was simply
telling me her ideas.

Was she now?

It's my show, it's my audience.

No, it's SNC's show, and
it's SNC's audience.

Are you ready for prime time, Mary Jane?

Yeah, I am ready for
prime time and I'm...

happy to announce that you won't
have to wait much longer.

I'll be back on the air on Monday.

What you are is a pain in my ass.

How you doing?

You've been going through a lot
lately so I'm just checking on you.

MARY JANE: Do you know that
football player I told you about?

Yeah. You like him for the sex.

Let him be your little
scratch for the itch, okay?

Since we worked hard, you ready to play?
Want to go get some drinks?

Gosh I wish, I wish but you know
now that I've moved back in

with John and the kids,
I got some stuff to do.

MARY JANE: My girlfriend was supposed
to join me but she just flaked.

Well mind if I keep you company?

Not at all.

- [laughs]
- Well you know he's skinny, right?

And you know what they say
about the skinny brothas.

- They be packing.
- [laughs]

Well he does love the sistas,
because when I interviewed him,

I caught him looking.

Do not lie on him.

- I'm not lying.
- [laughs]

But I will say, I do love
his little smoker lips.

And that walk.

Girl,

he walk more gangsta than pudding.

I'm just saying.

- Putin.
- Putin.

I call him pudding.

- Yeah he could be your pudding, honey.
- That's right.

You know what though? A girl can
dream, but pump the brakes.

Team Michelle all day, all
day, all day everyday.

I'm with you, I'm with you.

But I'm gonna put this on
the record, ladies, okay?

If he puts me on Air Force One,

I'm gonna have to slip on my Air
Force Ones to get a good grip to

handle all that, uh, turbulence.

WOMAN2: That's gonna take you nowhere.

I hope the first lady whoops your ass.

I hope she whoops your ass.

[laughs]

This A minus on President
Obama's report card is more

than justified.

2014 was by far the best year for
job creation in this century.

See stalkers are officially now a hazard of
the business. And I know we have all had one.

The last one I had, girl, he
would pretend like he was

my assistant and pick up my cleaning.

But all he wanted to do was pee

on my underwear and leave
them at my front door.

Eww.

- He was white though, huh?
- Yep.

Otherwise they would not have let
his ass pick up your dry cleaning.

Yeah, brothas can't get a break.

Topping off the night, Boko
Haram has struck again.

This lime launching a rocket

attack on the Nigerian town of Boga.

This news is coming on the heels

of the Nigerian military's claim

that they had just
recaptured the small town.

No, no no absolutely not.

I am not gonna give some
broke ass dude a pre-nup

in order to just be married.

- That's crazy.
- But why not?

I mean instead of dodging pre-nups,

perhaps we successful sistas

need to be handing them out.

We just need to re-think this.

Are we really talking
about legislating love?

Yes.

Because the institution of marriage
is in constant flux, baby.

We have to redefine it,
that's all I'm saying.

I'm coming around to what she is saying.

- That's because you're drunk.
- No I'm not.

- I've been drinking that water.
- [laughs]

It's the courage water, leave her alone.

Courage water, yeah you've been drinking
too much of that courage water, girl.

And who you looking around for?

Uh huh, uh huh.

Uhh.

- I'm looking, hall monitor.
- [laughs]

Okay, Robin, I'm sorry, you were about to
say something crazy. Go ahead, baby girl.

Seriously though, Mary Jane,

even you said that you and your

cuddy buddy have a great relationship.

- Very open and honest.
- Yes.

Some of your best communication.

Um, that's because she doesn't want him.

It's easy to be open, and
loving, and fun when all you

want is that itch scratched.

- ROBIN: Oh.
- True, true, true.

Turn the tables and the microphone.

[laughs]

I've never been fond of the
term "America eats its young,"

but when the house proposes
cutting 759 billion over 8 years

that will affect education, job

training, and public safety, not

to mention freeze the maximum

Pell grant for the next decade.

Well I hate to say it but

gobble, gobble.

I like this place. You're gonna
have to help me get a membership.

Oh no problem. It's sexy, right?

Well it's a little ol' melanin for me.

But hey speak for yourself.

- I was.
- Bye.

Bye.

No, no, you should not
be paying for that.

- What are you doing?
- I didn't even know to ask.

See I had my agent negotiate it

in my contract and they
don't cover it all.

- But now I get an allowance.
- Uh-uh,

you want this black girl to look good on your
air, you're gonna have to pay for her hair

to be sewn in, curled up, and
smoothed down on the edges.

I mean they choke every corner
off that $5,000 invoice.

You're talking about edges,
girl, it's time to go, come on.

- They're real.
- That's exactly why I'm self employed.

Bye, y'all. Call me tomorrow.

Bye, girl.

It's never a good time when you
start talking about your edges.

You know what, right. I'm
glad she's driving her home.

Drive safe.

Bye.

This was fun, I'm glad we got out.

Ooh don't forget tomorrow I
have the stylist coming by.

Great connections with some key

- brands so make sure you are there.
- MARY JANE: I'm on it.

Great brand, I'm telling you,
you've got to be there, okay?

Yes. You know I, um, I forgot my coat.

You didn't come with a coat.

No I did... well I, I
mean I, I, I had it and

then I left it in there,
and now I gotta go back.

- I'll come back in with you.
- No, no, no, you stay.

Um, my Uber is five minutes away.

- I'm okay.
- Okay and text me and let me

know you made it in safe.

- Text me.
- MARY JANE: I'll be fine.

- Thank you.
- Cheers.

- You're beautiful.
- Well you say that a lot. - Is that a problem?

- Not at all.
- I wanna come home with you.

Or you can come home with me.

I like what we do here.

Well when is the next time
you're gonna be here?

Mm, mm.

- At least tell me your name.
- Stop talking.

Wow he's cute, even in person.

You ready to shop?

We gotta get you fitted
through the end of the month.

Prada wants ten more looks.

Voyeur wants to get you for

Thursday night.

Zach Posen is asking to
lock you down for Sweeps.

You ready?

You have to stop asking stupid
questions, of course I'm ready.

Wow she's angry.

- Ooh, Mr. Thursday.
- Nosey.

I mean your fonts are grandma print, baby,
the whole block done already read it.

Why you being so polite?

It's a booty call.

Right.

I'm sending mixed signals.

See the only thing that's
being mixed is seasonless

prints, and I called that.

See it's all about your timing.

Late enough where you don't have

to feed him, but not too
late where you're yawning.

- Nobody wants to waste their gas on a lazy lay.
- Right.

- It's rude.
- Thanks. - Invoice.

Though no one in the community recalls
seeing the dog before, the popular pup's

getting a lot of love now after

saving a young boy from drowning.

He even received an honorary
medal for his courage.

And while the local shelter has
not yet said whether the animal

will be put up for adoption,

there's already a FaceBook account
set up for interested families.

The dog worked its way into many

American hearts after we first

reported the story of
this unlikely hero.

Something tells me that with

credits like that, he won't have

any trouble finding a loving home now.

Thank you for watching, and
I hope to see you tomorrow.

For SNC, I'm Mary Jane Paul. Goodnight.

And we're clear.

Thanks, everyone.

Good show.

Excellent show tonight.

[laughs]

[laughs]

By the way, this dress is
my favorite of the week.

Oh the dress not the...
not the dog story?

Come on, it was cute, Mary Jane.

Even I have a dog.

There is a demo for it, you know?

Trust me.

Listen do you want to stay and

go over some show ideas with me?

Come on, really?

I think, I think the show's going fine.
It's fine.

Right, what about your voice?

They hear my voice every night.

Are you copping out on me now?

I didn't write the dog story.

- KARA: Wow.
- That wasn't me.

KARA: Okay, all right.

I told you SNC has some new sponsorship.

- Now look if you...
- No, Kara, you look.

I'm just going with the flow, right?

I'm just staying in my lane.
I'm enjoying the fact that you

and I, we don't fight anymore.
And I'm loving oh all of the

perks of just going with the flow.

- Mm-hmm.
- You know, okay I mean I used

to have a clothing
allowance, that was fine.

But now that I'm playing nice,
SNC's paying for a stylist.

Life is good.

I'm all right.

Okay. And where you going?

Don't worry about where I'm going.

No, no, no I saw some

pictures on Gawker of you and
the anchor Reg going out.

Nice, I guess you forgot to
call me on that one, huh?

No or maybe we knew what
the answer would be.

- Where did my life go?
- Prime time.

Look the stories, they're fine, okay?

Go home.

- There's a snotty nose waiting for you.
- Yeah.

MARY JANE: See you tomorrow.

[moaning]

- MARY JANE: I'm almost there.
- [moaning]

MARY JANE: Trying to work
something out back there, huh?

Thought you forgot the safe word.

Is he choking me, what?

You need to talk, babe?

Huh?

You need anything?

Babe?

I got 30 minutes, I can listen.

Uh, okay, um, oh.

Shi... okay,
okay, okay. Okay, okay.

I'm all right.

- It's okay, it's okay.
-

- Just breathe. Just breathe.
- [heavy breathing]

- MARY JANE: I was up with him all night long.
- What are you gonna do now?

Are you gonna get rid of your boo?

He is not my boo, he
is just someone I do.

I have my own issues to deal with.

Between my face and my
family, it's too much.

And you know, seizures aren't sexy.

No they're... no, no.

That's... you shouldn't say that.

Any way, um.

Is that Mark?

Oh my God.

Oh my God, oh my, oh.

[gasps]

- Oh my God, are you okay?
- No, my blurred out penis is breaking the internet.

I'm sorry, baby.

I thought you said the club was safe.

It is, it is, I was the one
that was sloppy in the parking

lot kissing like a freakin' school girl.

Well this, this would, this

would suggest it was, it was
a little more than that.

Damn, Mary Jane, I can't
believe this is happening.

Bright side, baby, you are
very well endowed and it could

have been cold out.

That's not funny, Mary Jane.

Maybe it will just blow over,

you know, like passing gossip.

Look, look at Michael Sam, huh?

Michael Sam.

I am not trying to make
anyone's NFL roster.

Why, who, why, what the hell
does he have to do with...

His story forced America
to have the conversation.

What are you talking about?

He was interviewed by Oprah so you know.

He was on the cover of "GQ"
and, and "Sports Illustrated."

Gay is the new black, honey.
You might as well embrace it.

You know what I'm trying to
figure out what is the most

offensive part about what you just said.

Thinking that Michael Sam and I

are comparative in any way,
or that gay is trendy.

Well it kind of is.

It is.

I'm merely suggesting it's not

that big of a deal.

And, baby, blog news is
not real news, okay?

Mary Jane, gossip and public
opinion is more powerful than

truth these days.

Even you and I check TMZ and

Twitter before the "New York
Times," every single morning.

Hey, Mark, Greg's asking for you.

Not that big of a deal.

Listen, Mark, we respect you

keeping your private life from
interfering with your work.

Now it's our understanding these
photographs were published

without your approval.

So our legal team is doing

everything that we can to
get these images removed.

It appears you've done nothing wrong.

Now you have to understand that

this information's already
gotten out there.

It's gonna be hard to fight that.

But the good news is the public
seems to be responding with

support and sympathy for you.

And we want to do much the same.

Well, thank you.

Um, we think this is
a great opportunity.

We can work together through
this, it's a win-win.

Now you tell him, Jacob.

JACOB: Mr. Bradley, Jacob, V.P.
of Marketing.

- How are you?
- We've been looking at the

data, and if support stays this
strong through the end of the

day, we're thinking a three-day

promotional campaign for your

official comments and on-air coming out.

This will put you in a great

position to start next week strong.

From there, we'll introduce the

audience to a new segment within

your show where we'll hand-pick
lifestyle pieces that bridge

LBGTQ issues and foreign policy.

You want to build a bridge?

We want you to win, Mark.

Thank you, Jacob, thank you.

Okay with gay marriage still a topical issue,
we want to use you more during our election

coverage.

It will broaden your audience,

you scope up your news
cast, your salary.

Oh.

Oh wow.

I do foreign policy.

I am not interested in being the

face of gay politics.

All I want to do is my international
coverage, as planned, and my show.

Mark you knew when this
information came out, that we

couldn't risk sending you overseas.

What are you talking about, Greg?

We have a planned series.

I am required to be on the

ground in Syria and Nigeria.

I've been planning this for weeks, Greg.
You know this.

They are kidnapping and killing
journalists left and right there, Mark.

The last thing that we need to

do is to send a recently outted
reporter in the middle of

hostile territory.

I tell you what, I'll get a

body guard.

I'll pay for it.

Hell I'll pay for everybody.

Additional insurance for myself,
the crew, and all of the

equipment, Greg.

Okay wait, wait, this isn't

up for debate, Mark. Sending
you under these new

conditions is not an option.

It's off the table.

Greg.

It's SNC's call.

You have some nerve...

You know what, Greg?

If we can't have a sensible

discussion about my upward
mobility in this company and my

international coverage... I quit.

- GREG: Mark?
- That's my call.

And you say policies like AB-60

and immigration reform cause
those estimates to rise even

further?

Yes, exactly.

Well indirectly.

California now joins nine other

states, Puerto Rico and D.C.

in opening the application
process to any resident,

regardless of their legal status.

The facts are that a driver's

license or new legal status for
immigrants, won't make them

eligible to vote overnight.

But the logic follows that they

can win over support.

Over 24 million Hispanics are

eligible to vote in this country.

And with large populations in

Florida, Texas, and California,

initiatives like this are a big factor.

Particularly in the swing states.

In Florida alone, we've seen the

majority of Hispanics swing from

being Republicans to Democrats

in, in under a decade.

You know we've got to be very
careful not to overstate that case.

At the end of the day, giving

immigrants driver's licenses may

save them from a few roadway

fines, but it isn't a license to vote.

It isn't Federal identification,

it isn't proof of citizenship.

What we're really talking about
here, what we must honestly

assess, is how much good this
really does for anybody.

I mean other than government.
Government is really good at

collecting fees for processing

for renewals, for insurance, but

that gets us away from the
more important issues.

Can we talk about redistricting?

Can we talk about even if
you have the proper I.D.

in some states, they're still
targeting lower income and

middle income voters?

Can we talk about North

Carolina, where they've cut the

number of early voting
days from 17 down to 10.

You can't tell me that these
laws have anything to do with

voter fraud.

I want to get back to what

Antonio was saying, because
flaws and all, the G.O.P.

has not given up trying to, to win over
part of the Hispanic contingency, right?

Right, right, no not, not at all.

Former Puerto Rican governor
Luis G. Fortuna is a member of the

Republican National committee.

And he's been leading the charge

and steering the conversation
away from immigration reform.

Instead he encourages his
candidates to focus on job

creation and smaller government.

Issues that are important to
Hispanic American voters.

Trading one distraction for another.

Well yeah, maybe yes.

It will take some time for the

Latino voters to harness the
power of their numbers.

But nevertheless there is power there.

Just so we're clear, this is
just like the black vote.

It will be a political football
at first, before it has any

modicum of political power.

Now that's just the fact of the matter.

You present the false choice

between either having them
fight for you, or ignore you

altogether, and there is no power
in either of those things.

Wow, great debate.

My thanks to Antonio Casales,

Goldie Taylor, and to you the viewers.

Please don't forget to register to vote.

The deadline is quickly approaching.

I hope to see you again tomorrow.

From SNC, I'm Mary Jane Paul.

Goodnight.

- Thanks, everyone, great show.
- Thank you.

Thank you very much, appreciate it.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Ahem.

- Ooh.
- What happened?

I thought we were gonna get into it
like we used to do on talk back.

Welcome to prime time.

You know I get you, sis.

But we still need you, sis.

And we need you highlighting our issues.

Mark quit, did you hear?

I'm sure he just said that
in the heat of the moment.

He loves the network, and I
know he loves his job so...

Well he certainly gave me a different
impression in our meeting.

Look I just want to help him.
Help me help him.

I haven't talked to
Mark so I don't know.

Yeah but you will.

And when you do, can you make

sure that he knows that SNC wants him?

Needs him.

Seriously, we can't afford to lose him.

With you moving from talk back,

he's the strongest day time show

we have.

Wow.

Really fighting for him.

Not as hard as I fought for you.

Maybe I misjudged the situation.

I mean I honestly didn't
think you had my back.

I mean you're not exactly
warm and fuzzy, Greg.

- Is this supposed to be an apology?
- I thought that was in there?

- Yeah, right.
- Point taken.

[laughs]

I'm sorry, Greg.

[laughs]

That took a lot out of you.

Look you're a tough woman, Mary Jane.
And I never underestimate that.

I count on you to win, and not

expect to have a pat on the
back every step of the way.

I do a lot of hand holding
around here already.

You are the face of the network now.

With all the good and
pressure that comes with it.

Embrace it.

- MARY JANE: Greg?
- Yeah?

Thank you.

See?

White guys aren't so bad after all.

[laughs]

[phone rings]

What are you still doing here?
Isn't it kind of late for you?

Following up on some story leads.

They haven't found a place for

me yet, so I'm just making
sure they see my efforts.

Stay in the mix, you know?

- Be seen.
- Mmm.

Yeah go home.

No brownie points here if you
ain't got nothing to do.

You're still here.

Yes I am, because I'm needed.

Oh.

What do you have against me?

I have done nothing to you.

No but you hurt us coming up in

here through your little quota program.

I heard Antonio beg for
you to get this job.

So you see, Marisol, that's
not a win, that's a setback.

- How?
- How?

Because like you, Antonio got
his air time because of a

threat, not because he's qualified.

Perhaps we are qualified, we just
don't get the opportunities.

Mmm.

Are you sure you didn't get
your job because of a quota?

Because the word on the street
about you is that you are

successful because you're a

pretty decent producer
they get for cheap.

Is that progress, you working
up here like a dog for 14 plus

hours a day for 65% of the pay?

And you think prancing up

here like a little freakin'

chaquita banana to the boss is progress?

Let me tell you something, baby

girl, you want to impress
here, you gotta use this.

Oh, you know what? Screw you.

Oh you've already done that.
And all my freakin' hard work,

and all the years it
took me to get here.

In fact you screwed all our

Latino people who have
busted their asses.

Okay, cause I'm sure you got a
gardener or a maid in your background.

- You need to just...
- No you let me finish.

Cause you've also screwed all those
little girls who look like us,

and want to be us.

So do you want them to buy a

book, or some crotch-less panties?

Yeah make a choice, Marisol, all right?

MARY JANE: You're trying to win,
but you can't win by quitting.

You're just reacting, honey,

and, and that's exactly
what they want you to do.

Over-react.

Well they're not gonna
send me overseas anymore.

They want to re-vamp my show again.

Oh this time let's make it more
gay, whatever the hell that means.

Consider it, I did the whole
black thing and it helped me.

I mean at the very least,
it's a means to an end.

That's not what they're offering me.

I don't have a problem doing
the whole all black thing.

But race and sexuality are not the same.

You know that I'm black without
me saying a word, the minute I

start talking about gay issues

and gay stories, no
one's listening to me.

They're thinking about my ass.

You wish they were
thinking about your ass.

Really?

I'm bearing my soul to you
and you're making jokes?

I'm sorry.

Why do you have to go right now, huh?

You're talking about going to
one of the most notoriously

homophobic parts of the world,
on the heels of coming out.

No, no, no, on the heels of being outed.

Semantics.

Honestly I'm worried about your safety.

I can't even wear a hoodie and walk down the
street, or a college campus in any town U.S.A.

True.

But even the brothas in Bank Head
ain't messing with Boko Haram, okay?

[laughs]

Honey please just pump the
brakes on the helicopter and the

flak jacket, and just
talk to Greg, okay?

Talk to Greg.

[sighs]

- Remember that? - Our contract.
- MAN: Now listen, Ethel, I've

tried to reason with you
for the past two weeks.

Tried to be kind, but
you wouldn't listen.

Now I'll tell you something.

I could make myself a piece
of money out of that.

Here, take a look.

- ETHEL: Five thousand dollars.
- MAN: Sure I could cash in on

this contract and I need the dough.

That's all I mean to you.

Dollars and cents.

I don't think I ever knew you until now.

The laugh's on me I guess.

You forget my part of the contract.

- Now you can collect.
- MAN: Well I'm glad you've decided...

Okay yeah, I can't. I'm sorry.
I tried, I can't.

We gotta talk about the
elephant in the room.

Yeah I was kinda hoping we

could pretend that didn't happen.

Seizures are nothing
to play with, Brandon.

Look they just started two months ago.

And I'm trying to make a team.

Okay.

I have a physical next week,

and if they find out, man, damn.

All I have is football.

You can go back to school.

That's what everybody says
that never played pro.

Oh please, there are so many
things that you could do.

Like what?

Huh?

I'm out of here.

Well text me when you get
home so I know you made it.

Cool.

I mean I like him but I'm
not like invested in him.

Huh?

I can't deal with his life and his issues,
it's too much, you know what I mean?

- Jason hooked this up.
- I know, right? He's so good.

It's nice to finally get some perks.

And look, if you're looking
for permission to dump him, you have it.

It's like I know too much about him.
The mystery's gone.

Then let him go.

I mean you don't have to get
dramatic to make excuses as to

why you wanna keep having sex with a
white boy you done found at the club.

I'm not embarrassed by him,
it's just different for me.

It's 2015, Mary Jane.

I know.

It is still new to me.

Have you ever been with a white boy?

- Girl yeah.
- When?

During my experimental phase.

Wait hold on, I never saw any

reason to venture back to
the bologna pony either.

Oh okay.

Well for the record, I have not

had sex with a white boy yet, I
just, I just let him feel me up.

And why not?

Because I just had sex
with Cuddy this week.

And if I let the other guy do
more than feel me up, I'm a hoe.

Absolutely not, you're
grown is what you are.

Do what you wanna do.

Okay so what's, what's
the hoe threshold?

How much sex and blow jobs and,
and feel me ups am I allowed

before I'm officially a hoe?

See that's the thing, all of
our math is different, so that

- makes our judgments different.
- Oh geez.

Okay so, um, you're queen for the day.

Make an international hoe off.

Okay well all right, well if
your partner count is in the

single digits, then you're
practically a virgin.

Okay so I'm not a virgin.

- Continue.
- [laughs]

All right, all right
well, um, let's see.

Um, how about, um, three
sucks equals one smash.

- Okay, okay.
- I'm just saying.

So if a woman gives head to,
to 12 guys, she's no more hoe

than the woman who sleeps
with 4 different men?

Okay damn you and the
math, but more or less.

Eww, I'm a little bit more
judicious about who I give the

whole enchilada to but I have,

child, given my fair show of blow jobs.

- I like them. - Mmm.
- Kill me, I like them.

No it's all right, just
don't drink off my glass.

I'm just saying.

But you know, live it,
be proud about it.

I am, that's why I told you.
I'm not gonna InstaGram it.

No but you got to live that thing.

I mean if it's something that
you love to do, and you're

obviously good at it, then you

just, I mean you're not
married, so why not?

You know what I'm saying?

- Yeah.
- And hell, the longer we stay

single, and we keep having sex,

somebody is gonna call us a hoe anyway.

And I do like sex.

Yes, child, yes, child.

- Yes, yes.
- Two snaps for sex.

I love sex too and that's
why you got me over here.

Cause I can validate your
wretched, your wretchedness,

your wretched.

MARY JANE: Guilty.

- Get myself on that team.
- Guilty.

But you know what?

Being single is so tricky,
you know what I mean?

You, you go for it.

Oh I've gone for it.

You go on a date, you like them.

You, you, you, you finally after

debating with yourself how long

you should wait, you have sex with him.

And then it's eh.

Or you're like me and you
freakin' used to skip over the,

the whole over-thinking

thing, and you go straight
to the sex with him.

And he blows your freakin' mind,

and you're like oh my
God, this is a sign.

You try to turn it into love.

And then he starts treating you

like eh, and then your
numbers begin to multiple.

And you're like now I'm
onto the next one.

Now how did I get to ten
guys in the last six months?

It just gets away from you, doesn't it?

- Yeah it gets away from you.
- It just gets away from you.

Okay, okay, so, so okay I
just, I just had a thought.

I think you should be able to
reset your hoe button if you

make it to 35 and you've
never been married.

Ooh I like where you're going

with that, cause it kinda, it
kinda evens the playing field.

Yes.

Cause I know way too many
hoes that get to reset their hoe

button when somebody
publicly claims their butt.

Uh-huh, and then they pop out
a baby, and cue the angels.

Because now they are born again.

First at the alter.

I know what you and your
vagina have been doing.

You tried to turn that thing inside out.

I know, you's a hoe.

You's a hoe.

You a hoe with a baby
shower, you're still a hoe.

What are you talking about?

Are you kidding me?

But now can you wear white?

[laughs]

You can't wear white.

Okay, queen of international hoe-lam.

If you got a reset, would
you still be a hoe?

Let's see, my fingers, my
toes, your fingers, your toes

times five.

Yes, completely, I'm a hoe.

You's a hoe.

- That's all right, I'm proud of it.
- Good.

- That's all right, yes.
- I miss you.

Thank you for coming to check on me.

I miss you too, pumpkin,
that's why I'm here.

So just take advantage of the

fact that they think most black

women can't do anything right, mm-kay?

And go ahead and I say be wrong.

Be strong and wrong.

MARK: The mounting intolerance towards
Muslims only perpetuates radicalism.

And this rhetoric about
Islamisation of the west is what

we agreed needed a fresh voice.

From Isis to Isil, Boko Haram to

Al-Qaeda, people don't
know the difference.

For most folk, they're all
just Islamic extremists.

We're supposed to be dedicated
to informing the public, and

this series is a key part of doing that.

- GREG: Mark I can't.
- MARK: If I get killed over

there, that will be good
for ratings, right?

The point is, is that they said no.

They're not willing to take on
the liability, plain and simple.

- They didn't make a counter.
- Said they'll send me to

Cleveland, to the Republic of
National Convention Institute.

Can you believe that?

You know my dignity calls for
more than they can afford.

I'm not a ratings boy.

I used to be so excited to go to

work, to inform audiences about

topics that nobody else would cover.

Getting kids excited
about maps, you know?

MARY JANE: Nobody's excited about maps.

I don't know, the hell with it.
I'm just gonna do it.

I'm gonna hire my own team,
I'm just gonna do it.

I'm pretty sure there's plenty of journalists
over there doing things independently.

What are you saying?

I'm saying I'm gonna fly to Nigeria.

We land in Lagos and then
we move inland from there.

You're serious?

There's nothing tying me down here.

You're not gonna high-five
me or encourage me, nothing?

- Do you really think it's, it's worth it?
- Yes.

Trying to save the world,
it's worth it to you?

Yes, is it not to you?

I just think it's time to

live a little and stop fighting.

You know leave it to the
next crop of journalists.

What's going on with you?

Like a week ago you'd have been

with me rioting in the streets.

Have they gotten to you already?

Like I know you're prime time,
but you know better than anyone

else that they're not letting
us be real journalists.

We're puppets, Mary Jane.

Yeah well-paid puppets, and?

I'm a B-list celebrity and
I like it, I love it.

And you know why?

People don't care about the truth.

Audiences are half asleep
and I am exhausted.

I could tell those idiots I have

the, the cure for cancer, they
want to know about a Kardashian.

So why keep fighting a
losing battle,

huh?

Ever since I joined prime time,
I, I stress less and I sleep more.

So why not enjoy the perks?

The accolades, the people

finally catering to me for once.

Don't you think we deserve that now?

- At the cost of maps, no.
- Oh geez.

Okay, okay, well fine, Mark, fine.

I may be a sell-out

but I'm, I'm finally getting
what I want, so...

Wow.

I guess it's the difference
between me and you, Mary Jane.

I'm not gonna give up, and
I'm not gonna sell out.

- MAN2: Welcome back.
- Thanks, uh, let's see, can I

get a medium body Pinot
Noir, whatever you suggest.

Of course.

Membership card please.

Right.

As a reminder, there is no

use of cell phones or photography.

Of course.

Great show last night.

What?

Why'd you do that?

I wanted to know.

Well you ruined it.

Maybe, we'll see.

Martini, please.

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