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You jerks!
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Ah! The wind in my hair
and the Batman at my heels.
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It's the kind of night that
makes you glad to be alive.
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Right, Harley girl?
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Sure thing, Mr. J.
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Quick! Turn here!
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- But, boss, that's-
- I said, turn!
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Yes, sir.
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Why didn't you tell me
someone put a hi" there?
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- I tried, but-
- Never mind. Just hand me the gun.
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Come on! Come on!
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Here.
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Hey, Batsy!
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This is where I leave you flat.
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You nincompoop!
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You didn't say which gun.
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Let's go. Let's go!
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If he wants the car that bad,
he can have it.
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Next time, clown.
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No, we didn't get the diamond.
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The "Dork Knight" showed up
before we even got to the museum.
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I had a great shot at him, too,
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except my dear little Harley Quinn
handed me the wrong gun!
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But, pudding, it was kind of funny
watching you shoot at him
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with the "bang" flag.
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Funny?
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You presume to tell me what
I should think is funny?
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In fact, when have you ever
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contributed a worthwhile idea
to this gang?
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Well,
I did get us away from Batman.
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Huzzah!
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The kid gets lucky,
and she wants a medal!
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Maybe I should just let
you run the gang.
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Maybe you're a better crook
than the rest of us put together.
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Maybe
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not.
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Fine! I'll show you! You'll be sorry!
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I'll pull a big heist,
and I'll be laughing at you.
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Ha! Ha! You hear? Laughing!
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I miss him already.
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Piece of cake.
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Mr. J will just plotz when I give him...
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No. I'm keeping it for myself.
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Maybe.
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The heck with it!
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Nice work, butterfingers.
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Why didn't you just turn on
the Bat signal while you were at it?
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I wasn't trying to get caught.
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Could've fooled me.
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Hey! Aren't you that plant lady,
Poison Oakie?
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Ivy. Poison Ivy.
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Sorry.
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Harley Quinn. Pleased to meet you.
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This is not a good time
to get acquainted.
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Freeze!
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Any ideas?
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What you got in the bottles?
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Plant toxins
from the museum lab.
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Good enough.
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Heads up!
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Stop in the name of the law!
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Not tonight, baby.
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Get in the car!
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What car?
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That car.
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- Yes!
- Yes!
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This could be the beginning
of a beautiful friendship.
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I hate shots!
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I hate shots!
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Now, now. You're
not immune to poison like I am
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and you won't last 10 minutes
here in Toxic Acres without my antidote.
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You'd think after living with
Mr. J, I'd be used to a little pain.
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Why do you put up with that clown?
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Don't get me wrong. My pudding's
a little rough sometimes,
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but he loves me, really.
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Sure he does.
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You're just one big forgiving doormat,
aren't you?
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I am not a doormat.
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Am I?
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If you had a middle name,
it would be "Welcome."
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But cheer up, kid. You just need some
lessons in good old female self-esteem.
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In other words, let's play with the boys
on our terms.
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And now, gentlemen,
if there is no new business,
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I propose we adjourn to-
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A moment, please, Mr. Chairman.
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- Who is that?
- A woman, here?
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Outrageous!
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See here, young lady,
is this some kind of joke?
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The joke, my dear chairman,
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is this obsolete, sexist mockery
you call a men's club.
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Now, I ask you,
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what kind of adventurers refuse
to admit women?
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- What does she know?
- That is ridiculous.
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Get her out of here.
How dare she?
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Still, if it's excitement
you boys crave...
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What is this?
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- Let go!
- Stop!
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That should keep you big strong men
busy while we weak little girls
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loot your trophy room.
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Gee, Red. You got style!
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This is true.
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What did you make? What did you make?
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Steamed chard and beet juice. Hmm! Yum!
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Gee, green.
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My favorite color.
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No offense, Red,
but I'm not very hungry.
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Somehow I don't feel
like my old perky self.
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Something's missing.
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Will you stop? I can't believe you're
still mooning over that psychotic creep.
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Well, maybe I'd feel better
if I knew he missed me, too.
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Harley!
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This place is going
to blinking blue blazes.
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Anybody seen my socks?
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Harley!
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They snapped at me!
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What's going on, Roc?
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The place is a mess, no one's fed
the hyenas, and I can't find my socks!
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Where's Harley?
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You canned her,
boss, remember?
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So? She's always come back before.
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Gee,
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I guess you ain't seen the papers then.
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Papers? What are you babbling about?
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I remember when I would go driving
like this with Mr. J.
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"Mr. J, Mr. J."
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Change the record, Harl.
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You want to be some wacko's victim
the rest of your life?
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Well, hello.
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I think I'm in love.
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Ahooga! Ahooga!
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Excuse me, boys.
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Didn't your mommies tell you that's not
the nice way to get a lady's attention?
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Oh! And what are you gonna do? Spank us?
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That's right, pigs.
And here's the paddle.
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There may be hope for you yet.
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Choosing a weekend date, sir?
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This is one sister act
that's hard to follow, Alfred.
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Only clue I have is this soil analysis
from their tire tracks.
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Hmm.
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Contains the same compounds
you'd find in a toxic waste dump.
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Then may I suggest an accessory
this evening?
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What?
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Mr. J?
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Harley?
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Hi, pudding. You still angry with me?
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Honey, baby, pumpkin pie.
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You know I can't hold a grudge.
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- Where are you?
- With a friend.
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Look, I can't talk, but I wanted
to let you know I'm okay.
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Oops. Gotta go.
I'll talk to you soon.
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Sooner than you think.
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- What's up?
- Wrong number.
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Evening, ladies.
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00:16:10,510 --> 00:16:11,845
Playtime's over.
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Land 0' Goshen, Harleen.
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00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:16,433
Look who's come a-courting.
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Looks like he's got us.
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Looks like!
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Poor Batman. AII trussed up.
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And no place to go.
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- Yes!
- Yes!
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Here we have
the typical male aggressor,
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fittingly imprisoned within the bonds
of female domestic slavery.
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And, frankly, folks,
he's never looked better.
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Admit it, darling,
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you didn't think two women
were capable of bringing you down.
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Man or woman,
a sick mind is capable of anything.
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A very enlightened statement, Batman.
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We'll carve it on your headstone.
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Aloha, sucker.
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Hey, did you leave the lights on?
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My, haven't you been
the busy little bees.
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Pudding?
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You were out, so we just made
ourselves at home.
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Hope you don't mind.
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You found me!
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So much for self-esteem.
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I hope you realize
we're on a toxic waste dump.
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I'd say you've got 10 minutes
to clear out before the fumes do you in.
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She's right, boss.
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I'm feeling kind of...
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Sick.
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Hold it in, Rocco.
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I'm only staying long enough
to collect what's mine.
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Hey!
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Ooh! Look at the goodies.
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That's ours, you louse!
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Pammy, I wouldn't
leave you empty-handed.
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Since you like flowers so much...
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Oh, Pudding, no!
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You can have mine!
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Oh!
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It doesn't work on me.
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Get them!
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Oh, Batsy!
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Stop shooting, you lunatic.
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We're sitting on a powder keg.
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Oops. Dopey me.
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No man can take us prisoner.
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All right, ladies.
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Raise them.
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That's it.
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Next time I start a gang, no women.
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Do you hear me?
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No women!
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I think we can still work it out.
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Don't you?
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English - SDH
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