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- Hey

- Hey!

- Hello?

- Are you ok?

- Ya, I think so.

- Come on, get up.

- Let's go, let's go.

- Listen,

you were attacked by a sketch comedy group.

- I think it's College Humor, there's a ton of them.

- But don't worry, they're all like 30 and out of shape.

- Oh my back.

- My knees.

- Let's go, let's go.

- Youtube!

- I'm LizzyBeth.

Makeup and lifestyle.

10 million subs.

What's your channel?

- Oh I don't have a,

I just opened my account three years ago

to comment on a video of a goat talking.

- So you're not even a youtuber?

So what are you doing on the showdown?

- My sister is sick.

I was hoping this would raise money for her treatment,

didn't think it would be like this.

- How about you?

- I signed up just like everybody else.

It's not like I want to be murdering my fellow youtubers.

- The exposure is amazing.

- So you're doing this for exposure?

- Of course I am. Laura Aims was a runner up last year,

and she got 30 million subscribers.

Logan Paul even tweeted about her.

After she died of course.

- And Youtube just lets this happen?

- Are you kidding me?

This showdown is a third of Youtube's traffic.

They built this arena.

- Yes.

It's actually a multipurpose space though cause

they do hayrides here in the fall.

- No, no time out, time out, time out!

- Nice save new girl.

- Looks like we're safe for a bit.

I needa post.

Can you shoot?

- Oh, no no no.

I've never used a gun.

- Hey everyone.

- LizzieBeth here.

Today, I put together this camouflage look

using Sephora's moisturizing earth tones palette.

- This verdant green will help you hide in the forest,

but it will also help you hide dark circles.

- Is this really necessary?

I mean, right now?

- Posting content is the most

important part of the showdown.

If you don't post videos,

you die.

I mean you die if you get shot,

but you'll totally lose your audience.

All right,

probably get back to the showdown,

but first,

for snapchat.

- Oh, sorry bud.

- Hey guys,

this is a collab between me and my new friend Amy.

She helped me take out College Humor.

Say hi.

- Oh, I don't feel super comfortable on camera.

- She's here for her sick sister.

So adorbs.

Now besides us, there's three other Youtube channels left.

Chef Sarah, cooking tutorials

- So today's recipe is going to be my twist

on a war-time favourite,

the go pill.

Mine's a mix of caffeine, canine adrenal glands,

and something I found on the deep web

just called stimulant X

- Oh, and cinnamon.

- Mix it up,

down the hatch.

- Scootz, the annoying gamer.

- God, the outdoors suck.

We build houses for a reason people.

Damn it!

Stupid forest lag.

- What up?

- It's John,

- And Corey here.

- Guys we are so blown away by your guys' support.

- And JoCo comedy.

They have over 15 million subscribers.

And they also won the first showndown.

So I'm not sure why they're here.

- And just as a reminder, our third album

and fourth book are still on sale.

And, our new JoCo Bro Jokes comedy tour

is goin' on this fall.

- That's right, only 85 bucks.

- And guess what?

There's plenty of tickets left.

There's a lot of tickets left. - There's a lot.

- Well that's it for tonight,

I'll post some more videos tomorrow,

so make sure you subscribe so you'll be able to see them.

I love you.

Bye.

- So wait, why do we have to

kill each other for subscribers?

- Look, I know you're new at this whole

Youtube game but if you stick with me everything is gonna--

- Are you insane?

That's LizzieBeth.

- I don't know--

- The LizzieBeth.

She's like the ultimate Youtube mean girl.

You can't trust her.

- But I can trust you?

- Y'all ready for some Scoot Goofz?

- Yes, cause I need your help.

- Hey ground, nice work.

Now your dick's almost as big as mine.

Oh no, a body.

What do I do?

Just kidding, you know how Scootz do.

- My teabag descends upon you.

Nobody sneaks up on Scootz.

- No no no no no no!

- I can't stop twerking.

- Brb guys, don't forget to subscribe.

- Peace.

- Hey guys, so in honour of us eliminating Scootz

I whipped up a special victory cocktail.

Amy, girl, tell me if that's too strong.

- It's pretty good actually.

- Aw, thank you.

I was hoping you'd like it,

because it's poisoned.

- What?

- Oh my god

- Oh, come on.

You would have done the same.

- Youtube's a tough game.

You gotta do what you can to survive.

- Ha!

- Hey guys, huge thank you to Red State Outfitters

for my amazing kevlar vest.

Love you guys.

- You saved me.

- Of course, you're my friend.

And this video of me saving you

is going to be so popular.

My armour is so not flattering.

- Wait, what?

- Listen, people love the story of you and your sick sister

and the fact that you don't post videos that often

somehow is appealing.

it's weird.

Anyway, when I kill you later

it'll definitely be off camera.

- Let's get me some better lighting.

So this is my haul video after taking out Chef Sarah.

I am so excited to see what she's got on her.

Nine-millimetre, so fancy.

A Bowie knife,

hollow points, my favourite.

- LizzieBeth.

Sup girl?

- John and Corey,

this is so crazy.

Keep filming.

- You know, we are just so humbled

that two boys from the mid-west could be here,

trying to kill such a massive celebrity like you.

- But you're JoCo,

you guys are so popular and famous,

and you live in Los Angles.

- Oh, no.

- No.

- We're just two normal guys that like cool pranks

and goofy onesies.

I mean, you're the one that won the teen choice award.

- That's true, I did.

Thanks guys.

But, I couldn't even go to the ceremony

because I was sitting at home editing my own videos.

- What are you trying to say?

- Nothing, just that I like to be honest

with my audience.

- Oh, sure,

and uh, that's why everyone thinks you're 25?

- You bastard.

- Hag.

- Has been.

- Oh, you want a knife fight?

Bring it.

Bring it on.

JK.

- See that?

Oh wait, I forgot you're dead.

- What's up guys?

It's Corey, still alive.

Booyah.

Aw, meh, whatever,

should have gone solo a long time ago anyway.

That guy sucks.

For the new subscribers out there

uh, few things you should know about me.

I'm a mega nerd

I love Harry Potter, which I know is like

super unique you know?

And uh, I'm about to win this year's Youtube Showdown.

- Please, no.

- Guys, I've been reading your tweets about poor Amy here,

but the thing is, you don't know the whole truth.

Amy's sister isn't even sick.

- What? Why would you say that?

- Because I do my research, Amy Alison.

Failed actress, failed model, failed singer,

and soon to be failed human.

- I don't know what you're talking about.

- Oh, drop the innocent act.

Show that six weeks of combat training.

- Please don't.

- Come on, we're streaming to the whole world here.

You can't hide from this.

Just admit it, you're a fraud

trying to get money and fame off Youtube.

None of you ever last.

In fact--

- What is that? What?

What is that?

Don't press that button!

- No!

- Hey guys it's Amy.

I'm not really sure what happened,

I blacked out from the poison.

But I think that Liz and JoCo took each other out.

Oh god.

- That means it's over, I won.

I won the Showdown

and I didn't have to kill anybody.

Wow, just.

- Guys your donations in the past few hours have just

Wow.

They've meant so much.

It's definitely enough to help my sister.

I promise you will not be hearing

anything about her after this.

And I promise to update more.

I owe you guys that.

So, you can reach me on Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat,

or you can email business enquiries to

amybusiness@amyalison.com

And don't forget to subscribe.

you'll never take me alive

- Hi everyone, Amy here.

Just a quick special announcement.

I got a book deal.

I am sups excited, it's gonna be full of life lessons.

Now, yes, I'm only 26, but I did live like a whole lifetime

dealing with the horrors of the Youtube battledome

so there's that.

You can expect tips like be yourself

and follow your dreams

and cover yourself in mud before sleeping

to blend in with your surrounding.

Anyway, I think you're gonna love it.

I hope you do, because it's already being

adapted into a movie.

I'm so excited.

Thanks so much everyone.

I love you all, XOXO.

Bye!