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- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
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Shadow, we're gonna be releasing
you later this afternoon.
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Your wife...
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... she died in the early
hours of this morning.
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An automobile accident.
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I love you, puppy.
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I'm a leprechaun.
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My lucky coin.
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You are pretending
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you cannot believe in impossible things.
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Give me my fucking coin, dead wife.
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Ah!
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I was killed by a
god. Which fucking god?
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Wednesday. Oh!
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Fuck that guy.
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Do you know who he is?
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Who he really is?
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Shadow Moon.
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You're my man, now.
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He's hustling you.
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He's a hustler.
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Hello, Shadow.
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- You're working for Wednesday.
- Yeah.
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Kill him.
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You are on a path...
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from nothing to everything.
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He does not know our world.
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I'm easing him in.
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What's a god? Can we
even know they exist?
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People believe things.
Which means they're real.
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So what came first, gods or
the people who believed in them?
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You've done well with me.
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Now, you owe.
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I'm calling it in.
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Mr. Wednesday.
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Overdue.
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I hear war...
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I am...
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Odin!
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You wanted a war...
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... you have one.
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Is this real?
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Did that just happen?
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It's still happening?
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_
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_
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Your destination is on the right.
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I know where I'm going!
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_
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Dude.
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You're a mess.
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He could've killed... me.
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Show him.
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Challenge.
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Buroklammer.
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Mister... ?
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World.
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I am Mr. World.
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Welcome to Black Briar.
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I'll destroy the old fucker.
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I'm going to take him out.
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I'm going to take them all... out.
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No.
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We can't move without preparation,
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off balance and unready.
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We'll marshal our forces,
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and eradicate his paternal
stain from the geriatric tomes
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of every decrepit church, temple,
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and back-alley apothecary.
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When the time comes...
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... the gutters will run
black with ichorous spume,
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and the ossuaries shall
overflow with his dust.
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This is a time...
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for preparation.
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I can't sell war
without my best salesman.
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You...
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... need to find her.
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Find Media.
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Oh!
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Fuck!
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_
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Isn't this fun?
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I still don't understand
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how such a sweet old man
could have so many enemies.
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Oh, it's perfectly
simple, my dear. Jealousy.
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Pure unmitigated jealousy.
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They all want what I have. A good time,
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wherever I go.
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He's the original good
time that was had by all.
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And I get to ride along with you.
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I must be the luckiest
girl in the world.
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That you are. But it's my bloody
luck you're feeding on, dead wife.
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Ow! Fuck!
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- _
- What is the House on the Rock?
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A place where people come
to look, play, and wonder.
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Like Disney World.
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Dear old Walt.
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Built a Magic Kingdom without any magic.
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Whereas in some parts of
Florida, there is real magic.
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Oh, remember the mermaids
of Weeki Wachee, Sweeney?
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Aye.
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Been there and done several of them.
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Who knew they'd be into
that kind of thing, huh?
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They're a very passionate species.
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Do you believe in mermaids now?
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I don't know what I believe in yet.
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I guess...
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I dunno, I...
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I guess I believe in him.
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I want to believe in you.
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Sixty years ago,
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Alex Jordan began to build a house
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on a high spot of rock in
a field he did not even own.
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And even more,
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he could not have told you why.
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And people came to see him build it.
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The curious and the puzzled,
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and those who were neither;
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they could not honestly
have told you why they came.
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So, he did what any
sensible American male
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of his generation would do:
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he began to charge them money.
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Nothing much. A nickel. A quarter.
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And he kept building,
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and the people kept coming.
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So, he took those nickels and quarters
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and made something even
bigger and stranger.
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He filled the land beneath the house
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with things for people to see,
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and they came.
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Millions of them every year.
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Sorry, Ma'am. The attraction's closing.
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I'll show you out.
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You are here for the meeting.
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I wasn't formally invited.
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Uh. Hallo.
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- Salim?
- Hi.
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What the fuck are you doing here?
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Do you boys need a minute?
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I need the eyes of Argus on
my side to see my enemies.
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Make the connection for me.
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Black Briar is for the
use of the president.
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The president is a cardboard cut-out.
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I am the man behind the men,
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behind the man.
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Operation Paperclip.
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The moon landing.
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Roswell.
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The Compton Crack Wars.
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You work for me.
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You... have always worked for me.
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So when I say
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I need to see through the eyes of Argus,
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you make the connection.
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Oh, it is indeed a
beautiful Easter Sunday here
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in the nation's capital, Tracy.
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The East Coast can expect mostly
mild temperatures and sunshine today,
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while our friends in Kentucky
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are still reeling from a
freak weather phenomenon
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which has killed thousands
of acres of spring crops.
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In other weather news, there
seems to be some trouble
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brewing out in southern Wisconsin
where a severe weather...
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What's the hold-up, Shadow?
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You're a god, but you
can't open a fucking gate.
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You just give me a minute?
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You want me to bust it, Shadow? I can.
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Wha... ?
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Mad Sweeney?
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Is that you?
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Or is that Wednesday's bullshit I smell?
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A keen nose, Mr. Fancypants.
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But that ain't Irish
sexy you're smelling.
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It's Roadkill Rhonda over here.
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Nancy!
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So, who'd you bring me? John Henry?
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No, choo-choo train. No
John Henry. You know that.
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Oh, Whiskey Jack?
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No whiskey.
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No Whiskey Jack.
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- Not even the rabbit?
- Ha!
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You are persona non grata
in the rabbit community.
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I think you know why.
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So, Easter told me to tell you
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she ain't coming
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on account of you mowing
over bunnies with your car
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like some kinda fucking rabbit racist.
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Shadow Moon!
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Did I or did I not just
thrust your rusty butt
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into bespoke haberdashery
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just a few days ago?
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You're very welcome
to come to the house,
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but you're not invited to the party.
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Oh, I'm just keeping
an eye on my husband.
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Well, look at him. He's
got a spring in his step
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he didn't have when he left prison.
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Which is strange since
his wife was murdered.
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Highways can be very dangerous places.
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If it's any comfort, I know
what it's like to be dead.
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I once sacrificed myself for knowledge.
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I... I hung on the
great tree, Yggdrasil,
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for nine days and nine nights.
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And look at you now, all alive.
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And I learned a great deal.
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You don't have to be roadkill forever.
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I'm sure we can come to an arrangement.
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Fuck you and your glass eye.
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- Find your coin?
- No such luck.
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But I did pick up some
trash along the way.
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Figured you might want
your treasure back.
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It seems like you
found your lucky charm.
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You sound like a man
who'd fight to get back
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into those maggoty panties.
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You sure that's what you want?
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I gave you the freedom
to do anything you wanted.
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To go anywhere you wanted.
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Why are you here?
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This is my anywhere.
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I'm following my heart.
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But you're not using your head, Salim.
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I am a Jinn. You are a mortal man.
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And yet you need me.
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- You desire me.
- What I desire is to do my job.
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This is not a safe place.
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Not tonight.
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Please, Salim.
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Go.
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I do not grant wishes.
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Hey, Salim-not-Salim.
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It is... showtime.
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Do I know you?
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Hubal? Manat?
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No, uh, my name is Salim. I am with him.
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Oh...
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So, tell me, do we have a full house?
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I showed them to the
carousel, as you requested.
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- How many?
- A dozen, perhaps. No more.
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It'll be enough to light the fire.
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There is one...
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who was not invited.
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Shadow.
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- Can't ride without a coin.
- Oh, feck off. Give us a coin now.
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She's not on my list, nor are you.
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Come on, shit-for-brains!
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You know me! I'm working for your man!
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He was most specific...
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about you.
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Anansi.
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You invited the Old Gods to your party?
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I was old in the desert
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before they sacrificed
the first horse to you.
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I will be heard.
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Unless you are afraid.
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The wit and wisdom of Queen
Bilquis defeated King Solomon.
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At the start of any
new quest for adventure,
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it behooves us to consult the Norns,
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our foretellers of destiny.
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After you, Your Majesty.
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Oh, that's a good one.
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What's it say?
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A man's fortune is his
own business, Shadow.
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Nobody's sharing?
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"Every ending is a new beginning.
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Your lucky number is none.
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Your lucky color is dead.
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Motto: Like father, like son."
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Oh, like all fortunes,
Shadow: opaque on arrival,
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inevitable in retrospect. Shall we?
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It's a motherfuckin' fortune
from a fuckin' wax dummy.
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Dummy!
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00:23:13,595 --> 00:23:15,485
Apparently, the houses in this area
271
00:23:15,510 --> 00:23:19,408
were built by some skinny white
motherfucker named Frank Lloyd Wright.
272
00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:22,948
Some say his evil twin
brother built this one:
273
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,520
Frank Lloyd Wrong.
274
00:23:25,650 --> 00:23:28,022
Another skinny white motherfucker.
275
00:23:28,715 --> 00:23:30,565
You carry on, Nancy.
276
00:23:30,817 --> 00:23:33,223
I'll catch up with you all at the Raven.
277
00:23:33,422 --> 00:23:34,877
Indeed.
278
00:23:55,205 --> 00:23:57,595
Zorya Vechernyaya,
279
00:23:58,962 --> 00:24:01,512
evening star, lady of the sunset.
280
00:24:01,516 --> 00:24:04,471
Do you know how beautiful you look?
281
00:24:04,917 --> 00:24:06,474
I am old.
282
00:24:07,524 --> 00:24:10,413
Your tongue is a wicked thing.
283
00:24:10,434 --> 00:24:12,219
We're both old.
284
00:24:12,344 --> 00:24:15,232
But nobody's ever
complained about my tongue.
285
00:24:16,484 --> 00:24:18,442
You make me young again.
286
00:24:18,857 --> 00:24:20,946
Forget your foolish war!
287
00:24:20,978 --> 00:24:22,999
There will be better
times in the days to come.
288
00:24:23,012 --> 00:24:24,361
I promise you that.
289
00:24:31,140 --> 00:24:33,631
How was your bank robbery, huh?
290
00:24:34,632 --> 00:24:36,799
It got you here, Czernobog.
291
00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:39,028
And I'm grateful that you are here.
292
00:24:39,159 --> 00:24:42,351
I'll need your wisdom as well as
your hammer before we're through.
293
00:24:42,379 --> 00:24:43,786
I'm not here because of you.
294
00:24:43,809 --> 00:24:47,689
I'm here because I lost a
game of checkers to your boy.
295
00:24:50,387 --> 00:24:52,128
Will you join me backstage?
296
00:24:52,130 --> 00:24:54,435
I come in my own time.
297
00:24:55,610 --> 00:24:57,525
I want to hear the music.
298
00:24:57,655 --> 00:24:58,787
It's...
299
00:25:00,450 --> 00:25:02,443
disgusting.
300
00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:17,258
Enjoy.
301
00:25:21,565 --> 00:25:23,191
You wanna dance?
302
00:25:29,731 --> 00:25:31,387
You're a big one.
303
00:25:32,206 --> 00:25:34,344
Built like a brick shithouse.
304
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:39,349
Twenty-eight-inch
shoulders; long, lean lines.
305
00:25:39,539 --> 00:25:41,612
But your posture's for shit.
306
00:25:43,457 --> 00:25:46,211
Been hunchin' over your whole life.
307
00:25:50,448 --> 00:25:52,319
When you take a man's measurements,
308
00:25:52,449 --> 00:25:55,819
you get a bill for his life expenses.
309
00:25:56,083 --> 00:25:59,456
Little Shadow Moon was
a shrimpy little kid...
310
00:26:00,137 --> 00:26:02,633
roughed around on the
block until what...
311
00:26:02,697 --> 00:26:05,629
14, you put on two feet and 60 pounds?
312
00:26:05,663 --> 00:26:06,992
Fifteen.
313
00:26:08,842 --> 00:26:11,512
Still 15 on the inside
though, ain't you, boy?
314
00:26:14,689 --> 00:26:16,459
You know, I got a son,
315
00:26:17,244 --> 00:26:20,347
stupid as a man who bought his
stupid at a two-for-one sale.
316
00:26:20,966 --> 00:26:22,856
You remind me of him.
317
00:26:23,068 --> 00:26:25,731
All right, well, if you don't mind,
318
00:26:25,743 --> 00:26:27,112
I'll just take that as a compliment.
319
00:26:27,136 --> 00:26:29,115
Being called late than a motherfucker
320
00:26:29,138 --> 00:26:31,784
on the day they handed out
brains is a compliment to you?
321
00:26:34,317 --> 00:26:36,363
Being compared to a
member of your family.
322
00:26:43,617 --> 00:26:45,184
You might not be the worst choice
323
00:26:45,206 --> 00:26:47,190
old One-Eye could have
made, come to that.
324
00:26:51,135 --> 00:26:53,293
Hey, I want a fortune.
325
00:26:54,175 --> 00:26:56,541
All the people coming to your
boss's thing are already here.
326
00:26:56,557 --> 00:26:59,851
- Gimme a coin.
- No, and I told you two to get the fuck out.
327
00:26:59,869 --> 00:27:02,278
No, no, you don't want to make her
upset. I have seen what she can do.
328
00:27:02,302 --> 00:27:03,630
Actually, you haven't even seen
329
00:27:03,648 --> 00:27:06,008
- like the tiniest...
- Just give the fucking corpse a coin.
330
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,895
- It's broken.
- A broken fortune?
331
00:27:24,923 --> 00:27:26,458
It... it's blank.
332
00:27:27,093 --> 00:27:28,608
Maybe it's because you are dead.
333
00:27:28,632 --> 00:27:29,871
You don't have any more fortune
334
00:27:29,882 --> 00:27:31,200
I'll write one for you.
335
00:27:31,331 --> 00:27:32,511
In the very near future,
336
00:27:32,530 --> 00:27:34,353
you give the fuckin'
leprechaun his coin back,
337
00:27:34,377 --> 00:27:35,888
lie down, and rot.
338
00:27:36,171 --> 00:27:37,598
Wanna try your luck?
339
00:27:38,860 --> 00:27:40,936
All my luck is yours, dead wife.
340
00:27:41,124 --> 00:27:42,517
Don't need to read about it.
341
00:27:42,888 --> 00:27:44,803
Just break the fuckin' machine.
342
00:27:48,152 --> 00:27:51,016
So, over the centuries,
people in other countries
343
00:27:51,039 --> 00:27:54,005
felt called to places of power.
344
00:27:54,026 --> 00:27:58,516
They knew there was an energy
there, a focus point, a... a channel.
345
00:27:58,532 --> 00:27:59,582
A window to the Immanent.
346
00:27:59,616 --> 00:28:02,893
And they built churches, cathedrals,
347
00:28:02,938 --> 00:28:07,493
or they'd, they'd erect a stone
circle. Well, you get the idea.
348
00:28:07,895 --> 00:28:09,929
Yeah, but there's churches
all through the States.
349
00:28:09,978 --> 00:28:11,898
No, in the good old USA,
350
00:28:11,923 --> 00:28:14,765
people still heed the call
of the transcendent void,
351
00:28:14,777 --> 00:28:18,078
but they respond to it by building
a model out of beer bottles
352
00:28:18,090 --> 00:28:19,309
of somewhere they've never visited,
353
00:28:19,327 --> 00:28:21,957
or by erecting a giant bat house
354
00:28:21,966 --> 00:28:23,372
in some part of the country
355
00:28:23,395 --> 00:28:25,760
that bats have traditionally
declined to visit.
356
00:28:26,209 --> 00:28:28,211
Or they sell T-shirts and hotdogs.
357
00:28:28,275 --> 00:28:29,693
Roadside attractions!
358
00:28:29,754 --> 00:28:32,778
Where they buy that hotdog
and they buy that T-shirt.
359
00:28:32,801 --> 00:28:35,852
And then they wander around
feeling satisfied on a level
360
00:28:35,873 --> 00:28:38,549
that they cannot truly describe, and
361
00:28:38,674 --> 00:28:41,986
profoundly dissatisfied
on a level beneath that.
362
00:28:42,010 --> 00:28:44,447
You know, you have got some
pretty whacked-out theories.
363
00:28:44,475 --> 00:28:47,798
Nothing theoretical about it,
you should know that by now.
364
00:28:47,923 --> 00:28:51,149
Time... to ride.
365
00:29:19,881 --> 00:29:22,224
Feel the power, Shadow.
366
00:29:30,184 --> 00:29:34,772
Like a prayer wheel going round
and round, accumulating power.
367
00:29:35,024 --> 00:29:37,384
Gazed upon by the faithful.
368
00:30:03,730 --> 00:30:07,938
If you follow the signs, you'll
never have any mother-fucking fun!
369
00:30:12,303 --> 00:30:14,697
Won't you join us, Shadow?
370
00:30:15,877 --> 00:30:18,104
I'll keep you safe.
371
00:30:51,316 --> 00:30:53,653
You having fun yet, Shadow?
372
00:31:02,759 --> 00:31:04,546
Ride 'em Nancy.
373
00:32:13,874 --> 00:32:15,917
Where the fuck am I now?
374
00:32:25,581 --> 00:32:27,107
How long was I out for?
375
00:32:35,611 --> 00:32:37,245
I'm dreaming.
376
00:32:39,943 --> 00:32:41,440
It is real.
377
00:32:42,662 --> 00:32:44,469
We're just backstage.
378
00:32:45,601 --> 00:32:47,211
Waiting in the wings.
379
00:32:47,986 --> 00:32:51,165
Inside Wednesday's memories.
380
00:32:52,837 --> 00:32:56,743
All right, so, you... what...
you're saying we're in his head?
381
00:32:57,121 --> 00:32:58,440
More or less.
382
00:33:04,654 --> 00:33:09,233
Wait! But I can... I can feel
the cold. I... n smell the air.
383
00:33:09,364 --> 00:33:10,857
Of course.
384
00:33:10,890 --> 00:33:14,244
If this meeting were being held
in my head, it would be warm.
385
00:33:14,729 --> 00:33:18,523
The breeze from the incense
markets would be intoxicating.
386
00:33:18,839 --> 00:33:22,157
There would be hanging
gardens and golden ziggurats...
387
00:33:22,446 --> 00:33:26,395
and silken beds in which to make love.
388
00:34:34,660 --> 00:34:37,375
Time for a story!
389
00:34:39,116 --> 00:34:41,195
'Cause sometimes,
390
00:34:41,780 --> 00:34:45,663
people need reminding of things.
391
00:34:45,721 --> 00:34:48,630
We have been fighting...
392
00:34:49,134 --> 00:34:54,472
since the Portuguese invaded
the Gold Coast of Ghana!
393
00:34:55,291 --> 00:34:58,905
We stay at war.
394
00:34:59,518 --> 00:35:02,851
And just because we are few
395
00:35:02,869 --> 00:35:04,707
and they are many,
396
00:35:04,832 --> 00:35:08,352
does not mean
397
00:35:08,483 --> 00:35:11,578
that we are lost!
398
00:35:17,359 --> 00:35:20,692
When people first came to America...
399
00:35:21,374 --> 00:35:23,281
they brought us with you.
400
00:35:24,281 --> 00:35:29,088
Me, Loki, Thor, Nancy...
401
00:35:29,867 --> 00:35:33,446
the Lion-God, all of you.
402
00:35:34,185 --> 00:35:36,903
We rode in their minds and took root.
403
00:35:37,536 --> 00:35:41,211
But gradually, they abandoned
us for a better deal.
404
00:35:41,952 --> 00:35:44,805
A new life in a new land.
405
00:35:45,618 --> 00:35:50,166
Our true believers passed
away, or stopped believing.
406
00:35:50,291 --> 00:35:52,570
Left us to fend for ourselves,
407
00:35:52,846 --> 00:35:56,241
to get by on what little smidgens
408
00:35:56,270 --> 00:35:59,055
of belief or worship we could find.
409
00:35:59,186 --> 00:36:02,283
And that's what we've
done. We've gotten by.
410
00:36:02,408 --> 00:36:05,907
We live in cracks at
the edges of society.
411
00:36:05,932 --> 00:36:08,935
Old, forgotten Gods...
412
00:36:09,350 --> 00:36:11,285
in a land without Gods.
413
00:36:11,326 --> 00:36:14,121
But there are New Gods
growing in America.
414
00:36:14,149 --> 00:36:16,290
They've already replaced us.
415
00:36:16,415 --> 00:36:19,630
Now they want to destroy us, completely,
416
00:36:19,664 --> 00:36:23,799
and if you think otherwise,
you are fooling yourselves.
417
00:36:23,828 --> 00:36:26,170
You want us to go to war?
418
00:36:26,577 --> 00:36:31,575
You called everyone
here for this nonsense?
419
00:36:31,649 --> 00:36:36,420
Most of us have lived in peace
in this country for a long time.
420
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:39,323
I have seen the New Gods rise.
421
00:36:39,346 --> 00:36:41,602
I have seen them fall!
422
00:36:42,599 --> 00:36:46,015
- I say we wait.
- Czernobog is with us.
423
00:36:46,064 --> 00:36:48,417
He has brought his hammer to the fight.
424
00:36:48,458 --> 00:36:53,669
Yeah, when the time is
right, my hammer will swing.
425
00:36:53,794 --> 00:36:55,582
And we will need it.
426
00:36:55,639 --> 00:36:59,385
Believe me, these New Gods
are not going anywhere soon.
427
00:36:59,683 --> 00:37:02,902
From one God of War to another...
428
00:37:03,766 --> 00:37:07,232
when I look out my window,
I see no battlefields.
429
00:37:07,254 --> 00:37:09,038
I hear no war cries.
430
00:37:09,299 --> 00:37:12,346
Then you are not looking
hard enough, Mama-ji.
431
00:37:12,630 --> 00:37:14,261
Odin's right.
432
00:37:16,393 --> 00:37:19,268
These New Gods have more followers,
433
00:37:19,309 --> 00:37:21,124
more attention,
434
00:37:21,158 --> 00:37:22,965
more power
435
00:37:23,096 --> 00:37:24,619
than we ever did.
436
00:37:24,657 --> 00:37:26,616
Where he is wrong...
437
00:37:27,429 --> 00:37:30,332
is in thinking this is a bad thing.
438
00:37:31,443 --> 00:37:34,237
They showed me how to use their tools.
439
00:37:34,645 --> 00:37:39,155
Now I can bring my message
directly to my people.
440
00:37:39,782 --> 00:37:43,235
I accept my worship, my way.
441
00:37:43,290 --> 00:37:46,075
And I grow in power.
442
00:37:46,482 --> 00:37:48,338
The choice is yours.
443
00:37:49,718 --> 00:37:53,774
Evolve or die.
444
00:38:01,202 --> 00:38:02,787
I believe him.
445
00:38:17,479 --> 00:38:19,282
I lost everyone.
446
00:38:23,241 --> 00:38:25,434
Everyone that I...
447
00:38:26,099 --> 00:38:27,948
I ever cared about.
448
00:38:29,379 --> 00:38:31,201
Everything I knew.
449
00:38:33,263 --> 00:38:34,732
To a point where I...
450
00:38:35,703 --> 00:38:37,648
I forgot who I was.
451
00:38:40,669 --> 00:38:42,436
Lost my light.
452
00:38:43,881 --> 00:38:46,184
That's what my mom would've said.
453
00:38:50,233 --> 00:38:52,071
But Wednesday...
454
00:38:55,926 --> 00:38:57,451
Odin...
455
00:39:00,118 --> 00:39:01,803
... is helping me remember.
456
00:39:03,159 --> 00:39:06,716
He's giving me the chance
to, to be worthy of,
457
00:39:06,721 --> 00:39:09,809
of that unwavering
faith and belief that...
458
00:39:09,934 --> 00:39:12,862
that my mother once had in me. And...
459
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,897
it sounds to me like he's
offering you the same thing.
460
00:39:15,914 --> 00:39:18,602
So, why won't you just let him help you?
461
00:39:20,823 --> 00:39:22,432
Just help him.
462
00:39:23,492 --> 00:39:27,198
Help him remind the people who you are!
463
00:39:27,220 --> 00:39:29,312
Regain the faith of your Creator
464
00:39:29,318 --> 00:39:31,374
and just take the chance!
465
00:39:31,499 --> 00:39:36,603
Take the chance to be
worthy of their belief.
466
00:39:50,234 --> 00:39:52,222
Shadow Moon.
467
00:39:53,241 --> 00:39:58,452
To be continued in what
some call the real world.
468
00:40:04,414 --> 00:40:10,067
♪ Gather round me buddies ♪
469
00:40:11,093 --> 00:40:15,623
♪ Hold your glasses high ♪
470
00:40:17,226 --> 00:40:20,531
♪ And drink to a fool ♪
471
00:40:20,582 --> 00:40:23,761
♪ A crazy fool ♪
472
00:40:23,795 --> 00:40:28,864
♪ Who told his baby goodbye ♪
473
00:40:33,725 --> 00:40:36,188
♪ Too late he's found ♪
474
00:40:36,313 --> 00:40:38,696
♪ He loves her ♪
475
00:40:39,492 --> 00:40:44,744
♪ So much he wants to die ♪
476
00:40:45,878 --> 00:40:49,326
♪ But drink to a fool ♪
477
00:40:49,451 --> 00:40:52,453
♪ A crazy fool ♪
478
00:40:52,578 --> 00:40:57,991
♪ Who told his baby goodbye ♪
479
00:41:02,023 --> 00:41:04,165
♪ He needs her... ♪
480
00:41:06,301 --> 00:41:08,414
I think we're winning them over.
481
00:41:09,170 --> 00:41:11,367
You could be my closer, kid.
482
00:41:18,713 --> 00:41:20,420
Did that happen?
483
00:41:22,378 --> 00:41:23,689
Did what happen?
484
00:41:23,814 --> 00:41:25,686
Did we ride the carousel?
485
00:41:25,856 --> 00:41:27,731
What fucking carousel?
486
00:41:34,335 --> 00:41:37,820
Seriously, are... are you
not worried about cancer?
487
00:41:38,158 --> 00:41:39,700
I am...
488
00:41:39,715 --> 00:41:41,005
cancer.
489
00:41:46,056 --> 00:41:47,795
You know what?
490
00:41:48,519 --> 00:41:51,799
I like cigarettes because they remind me
491
00:41:51,929 --> 00:41:55,615
of the offerings that they
once burned in my honor.
492
00:41:55,629 --> 00:41:58,066
The smoke... mmm...
493
00:41:58,067 --> 00:42:00,335
rising up to the sky
494
00:42:00,363 --> 00:42:03,767
as they begged for
my approval, my favor.
495
00:42:04,074 --> 00:42:08,424
So, is everyone in here a God?
496
00:42:08,741 --> 00:42:11,405
- A God?
- Yeah.
497
00:42:19,405 --> 00:42:24,124
These are all idiots.
498
00:42:25,115 --> 00:42:29,078
You see, I'm here because I
lost a game of checkers to you.
499
00:42:29,347 --> 00:42:30,881
Hey, listen...
500
00:42:30,928 --> 00:42:32,881
I've been thinking...
501
00:42:33,133 --> 00:42:34,624
thinking good.
502
00:42:36,403 --> 00:42:39,063
Why don't we make it best of three?
503
00:42:39,188 --> 00:42:40,761
What do you say?
504
00:42:41,237 --> 00:42:45,086
Then, I kill you. I go
home. Is good, right?
505
00:42:50,109 --> 00:42:53,643
♪ Is it so wrong to love an angel ♪
506
00:42:53,688 --> 00:42:55,464
So, what's your story?
507
00:43:00,128 --> 00:43:03,930
- What makes you think I have a story?
- You aren't eating or drinking.
508
00:43:03,975 --> 00:43:06,482
Wednesday's not trying
to sell you anything.
509
00:43:07,354 --> 00:43:10,922
- Yeah, well, I'm just...
- The most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
510
00:43:13,614 --> 00:43:14,968
What are you?
511
00:43:15,785 --> 00:43:18,201
A Hungarian goddess of death?
512
00:43:18,682 --> 00:43:21,367
I'm from Eagle Point, Indiana.
513
00:43:22,233 --> 00:43:23,804
Sounds beautiful.
514
00:43:24,632 --> 00:43:26,415
What's your name, Eagle Point?
515
00:43:26,470 --> 00:43:28,896
Laura. Laura Moon.
516
00:43:29,431 --> 00:43:31,710
The same name as the bodyguard.
517
00:43:32,726 --> 00:43:34,631
Yeah, he's my husband.
518
00:43:35,175 --> 00:43:37,586
If you hurt him, I will kill you.
519
00:43:40,168 --> 00:43:45,014
♪ Like this little angel of mine ♪
520
00:43:45,249 --> 00:43:49,240
♪ Like this little angel of mine ♪
521
00:43:50,208 --> 00:43:55,379
♪ I don't ask for sympathy ♪
522
00:43:55,425 --> 00:44:00,279
♪ But come and sit
beneath the willow tree ♪
523
00:44:00,404 --> 00:44:05,326
♪ Share the devotion I once knew ♪
524
00:44:05,394 --> 00:44:10,446
♪ With an angel heaven shares too ♪
525
00:44:10,571 --> 00:44:15,262
♪ Is it so wrong to love an angel ♪
526
00:44:22,351 --> 00:44:24,465
I could have tracked 'em for you.
527
00:44:26,561 --> 00:44:28,990
I need her to feel complicity.
528
00:44:29,018 --> 00:44:31,915
Blah, blah, blah. Fuck 'em up already.
529
00:44:34,527 --> 00:44:37,648
Recover the package.
530
00:44:56,238 --> 00:44:59,334
This is... so fucking weird.
531
00:44:59,465 --> 00:45:01,232
Yeah.
532
00:45:03,843 --> 00:45:05,993
You know, I... I...
533
00:45:06,118 --> 00:45:07,606
I really didn't think
534
00:45:07,652 --> 00:45:10,143
I was ever going to see you
again outside of a dream.
535
00:45:10,997 --> 00:45:12,869
I can always see you.
536
00:45:13,425 --> 00:45:16,025
I could be blindfolded
and dropped into the ocean
537
00:45:16,046 --> 00:45:17,611
and I would know where you were.
538
00:45:20,616 --> 00:45:22,341
What was backstage?
539
00:45:24,546 --> 00:45:27,667
I don't know. I mean...
540
00:45:27,797 --> 00:45:30,626
I mean, we... we went somewhere
541
00:45:30,657 --> 00:45:32,668
and... and we... we
tried to sell these folks
542
00:45:32,682 --> 00:45:35,849
on... on a war that
they don't want to fight.
543
00:45:36,319 --> 00:45:39,330
You know, but there's... there's
something special going on here,
544
00:45:39,352 --> 00:45:41,185
and I feel a part of it.
545
00:45:42,578 --> 00:45:44,456
He is dangerous.
546
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:47,643
- Laura...
- I need you to believe that.
547
00:45:48,282 --> 00:45:50,009
I need you to believe in us.
548
00:45:50,055 --> 00:45:51,241
Hey, Shadow!
549
00:45:51,452 --> 00:45:53,935
I want you to come over
here and meet Mama-ji!
550
00:45:54,531 --> 00:45:58,476
Biggest, badass demon killer
this side of Ranchipoor.
551
00:46:00,569 --> 00:46:01,657
Shadow.
552
00:46:03,572 --> 00:46:05,005
I'll be back.
553
00:46:15,932 --> 00:46:18,021
I guess we all make our choices.
554
00:46:18,627 --> 00:46:19,846
He's not choosing.
555
00:46:19,849 --> 00:46:21,358
That's not my Puppy.
556
00:46:21,761 --> 00:46:23,644
My Puppy wanted his
nine-to-five at the gym
557
00:46:23,667 --> 00:46:25,284
and Sundays in bed with me.
558
00:46:25,899 --> 00:46:27,679
Your Puppy's gone.
559
00:46:28,238 --> 00:46:30,033
He's Wednesday's now.
560
00:46:30,905 --> 00:46:32,591
No, he's still mine.
561
00:46:42,437 --> 00:46:44,743
Hurts when someone takes what's yours.
562
00:46:46,036 --> 00:46:47,181
Doesn't it?
563
00:46:51,086 --> 00:46:57,009
130-7925.
564
00:47:05,455 --> 00:47:08,800
_
565
00:47:13,912 --> 00:47:18,603
Never, ever let anyone know I said this.
566
00:47:18,617 --> 00:47:20,780
But, sometimes...
567
00:47:21,641 --> 00:47:24,591
the old ways are the best.
568
00:47:26,625 --> 00:47:30,882
There's nothing like
a knife in the back...
569
00:47:30,891 --> 00:47:33,575
for close-up efficiency.
570
00:47:33,947 --> 00:47:38,157
And I need to put the fear of me...
571
00:47:38,491 --> 00:47:42,450
into some Old Gods.
572
00:47:44,663 --> 00:47:47,897
Let them feel shock and awe...
573
00:47:48,607 --> 00:47:52,029
pain and grief.
574
00:47:52,427 --> 00:47:57,229
Let them know what real sacrifice...
575
00:47:58,338 --> 00:48:00,459
feels like.
576
00:48:21,214 --> 00:48:22,996
_
577
00:48:41,234 --> 00:48:43,350
Laura, get down!
578
00:49:29,141 --> 00:49:31,258
No!
579
00:50:18,929 --> 00:50:21,787
You are such...
580
00:50:23,510 --> 00:50:26,340
a bad good man.
581
00:50:28,070 --> 00:50:29,577
I do not...
582
00:50:31,443 --> 00:50:33,419
wish to...
583
00:50:36,013 --> 00:50:37,846
... say goodbye.
584
00:50:44,541 --> 00:50:46,659
Whoever did this,
585
00:50:46,997 --> 00:50:49,213
I curse.
586
00:50:50,868 --> 00:50:53,166
I curse you!
587
00:50:53,950 --> 00:50:57,530
I curse you with the Czernobog's curse!
588
00:50:57,582 --> 00:50:59,833
Fuck you, and fuck your mother,
589
00:50:59,862 --> 00:51:03,131
and fuck that fucking
horse that you rode in on.
590
00:51:03,256 --> 00:51:06,788
You will not even die in a battle.
591
00:51:06,819 --> 00:51:10,163
No warrior will taste your blood.
592
00:51:10,587 --> 00:51:14,860
No one alive will take your life.
593
00:51:16,929 --> 00:51:19,116
She will find you...
594
00:51:19,241 --> 00:51:24,705
and you will die with a
sweet kiss on your lips...
595
00:51:24,997 --> 00:51:28,070
and eternal darkness in your soul.
596
00:51:32,665 --> 00:51:34,511
Is this what it takes?
597
00:51:36,428 --> 00:51:39,521
Is this what it takes?
598
00:51:42,991 --> 00:51:44,566
Fuck!
599
00:52:12,099 --> 00:52:17,099
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