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Ben, your page is set?
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Yep, almost.
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Jesus, Alex.
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Hello?
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Yes, this is him, but I'm at work, so...
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I used to have
a freshman roommate named Ben,
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but that asswad
hasn't called me in ages.
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What?
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And no one was there? He was alone?
Yeah, of course, he was alone.
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That was stupid. Yeah.
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I can probably get up
in a couple of hours.
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I just need a little bit of time
to get out of here.
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So, he's going to be okay.
That's the most important thing. Okay.
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I gotta take this. Hang on a sec.
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Babe?
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Yeah, I'm fine, just got to the office.
I'm going to leave from here.
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Did the hospital say
when they'd be able to release him?
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They said it might be tonight,
might be in the morning.
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- Do we call them? 'Cause I feel...
- No, I called them already.
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There's nothing else we can do, babe.
Just keep straight.
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- Babe?
- Yeah?
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I got the fellowship.
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Wow.
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- Wow.
- Yeah, I know.
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- When were you going to tell me?
- What do you mean? I'm telling you now.
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Yeah, but how long have you known?
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I found out yesterday.
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Yeah, I mean, that's great for you, right?
It's a great opportunity.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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It is, but I meant about us
moving out there.
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I think we've had this conversation,
like, 50 times.
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I can't just quit my job and move to LA.
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Sarah's train should be getting in.
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Okay, I'm gonna stay here.
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Josh, hey.
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Hey, Sarah. Hi.
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Hi.
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- It's good to see you.
- Yeah, it's good to see you, too.
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Have you talked to Alex?
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No, but I can't wait to ask that fucker
what the hell he was thinking.
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- You're not actually going to say that...
- Why not?
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- ...to him, are you?
- Why?
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Because he's fragile
and that's not appropriate.
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How do you know? When was
the last time you talked to him?
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That's what I thought.
What do you want to do, Sarah?
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You want to just tiptoe
around the whole thing?
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Pretend like nothing happened.
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No, no, I think we should...
I think we should make him feel safe...
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- Okay.
- ...and loved.
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Yeah, and I think he's going
to think that that's bullshit.
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And I think he's going to see
right through it.
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- Sarah!
- What?
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- Josh!
- Hey!
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Hi!
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- And you.
- Hi.
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We didn't even know
whether to expect you or not.
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No.
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Where's Isaac? Is he up here yet
with the new lady friend?
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- Is that happening?
- With the who?
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- Isaac's bringing someone?
- Yeah.
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- His girlfriend.
- I didn't know
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- he was seeing anyone.
- It's recent.
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- It's recent. She's 22.
- No, she's not.
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Is she?
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What's wrong?
It's not like she's 11, calm down.
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Okay, first of all, you're disgusting.
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And, second of all, why does Isaac think
it's appropriate to bring
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- a date to...
- How is it inappropriate?
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I was this close to bringing a date.
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And she cancelled at the last minute.
She had a thing.
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It's okay that I'm coming, right?
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Yeah, of course, it's okay.
You wanted to come.
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- This is fine. Of course, it's fine.
- Wait, what?
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No, I didn't say I wanted to come.
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I said that I wanted to be there for you
if you wanted me to be there.
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Why would I tell you to come
if I didn't want you to come.
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I am so sorry, but we're all
out of premium class vehicles.
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Could we interest you
in one of our more affordable models?
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Yeah, yeah, it's fine.
Anything with wheels is fine. Thanks.
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I shouldn't be here.
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Babe?
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I wouldn't have said
you should come if...
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I'm just saying...
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Japanese are the most
wacked-out people on Earth.
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My God,
you're like an 8-year-old racist.
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I'm not an 8-year-old racist.
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Who can cram
that many people on an island?
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It's like a throbbing inbred
hothouse of cultural miasma.
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Frankly, I'm surprised
they don't have more fetishes.
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Shit, Ben-Ben.
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You came.
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Against my better
fucking judgement, I came.
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Get the fuck over here.
How are you doing?
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Ben, get my back here, please?
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We're not just going to pretend with Alex,
like, nothing happened here, right?
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What are you going to say?
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"Hey, Alex,
interesting choice to commit suicide."
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- Thank you, Ben. Excuse me.
- My God.
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Hi.
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I can't believe
that you have her side on this.
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Hey, hey, hey, there are no sides.
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Let's just let this be
about Alex, right?
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Speaking of which,
I think we should watch him.
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What?
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What, do you want to set up,
like, a monitoring system?
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Yeah, kind of, but it would be casual.
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You know, tag in, tag out.
Have somebody with him at all times.
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How about you go first? You want to start?
This is ridiculous.
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No, it's not, Josh.
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- This is ridiculous...
- I googled it.
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- You what?
- I googled it.
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- Case in point.
- I'm going to get some air.
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Is there not air in here?
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I researched it, okay?
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There's a set protocol
that you're supposed to follow.
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You're...
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You came!
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Of course, I came.
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How you feeling?
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I'm good.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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I mean, you know, considering.
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- Alex, look, about the calls...
- Don't, no, no.
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Don't tell me that we're having a party
in honour of my suicide?
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Attempted suicide.
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Geez, if it was suicide,
we'd both be wearing suits.
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- You can't treat it lightly...
- Maybe, we should get him a muffin basket.
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- I'm serious, the first 48 hours...
- We can tie a bow on it...
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- Alex.
- Hi.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Jesus, Alex.
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If you wanted to see all of us,
you could have just shot us an email.
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We were gonna pick you up.
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No, don't worry about it. This was easy.
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00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:31,607
Do you need anything?
You want to sit down?
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- Are you hungry?
- No.
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Want me to make you a sandwich?
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No. Actually, I think
I'm gonna go get changed.
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I feel a little gross,
if you know what I mean.
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I'll keep you company. Excuse me.
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- Way to act normal, by the way.
- Way to be an asshole!
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It was real nice, just "sandwich."
You want to offer him anything else?
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So, why did you leave LA?
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I don't know, I...
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Just the acting thing
was only going okay,
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and that city is a fucking soul killer.
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Yeah, I was running out of cash,
my mom was in fucking Bali,
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my dad left me this, and you were...
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We kind of lost touch.
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What I was going to say outside,
when you first came...
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Hey, the world's got enough people
you have to explain yourself to.
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Josh is still an asshole.
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If he's gonna be like this all weekend,
I swear to God...
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He's just dealing with it, you know,
in his own way.
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And shouldn't Isaac know
there's no such thing
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as a plus one to a friend's
attempted suicide weekend thing?
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It's not a fucking Bar Mitzvah.
You don't...
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- Now, you sound like Josh.
- My God, you're right.
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How are you? How are you and Ben?
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We're fine.
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Okay, so not so good fine.
What's going on?
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Hey.
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I'm late.
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How late?
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Late, late.
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Does Ben know?
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Nope.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- How are you doing?
- Good.
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- You need anything?
- No, I'm still fine.
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Water? Here.
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Where's the bathroom here?
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Use the one upstairs. Trust me.
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Isaac is calling. Hey, what's up?
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Yeah, yeah...
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Really, can your plus one not use a GPS?
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I thought young people
were good at those things.
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Be nice, Sarah.
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Isaac is close, but lost.
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You know what?
I'll just drive out and meet him.
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I'm going to go get some firewood.
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- I'm going to go pee in nature.
- I'll stay and watch Alex.
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I mean, I'll put on
some pasta for dinner.
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- Does that sound good?
- That sounds great.
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- You want to come with me?
- Yeah, I'll come with you.
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Great.
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You clearly have no idea
what you're doing, do you?
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Fuck you.
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Here, give me it, enough.
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Let me try again.
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No.
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- No?
- No.
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I taught you all of Calc 21,
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and then you went off,
and you did better than me on the exam.
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I'm not teaching you how to chop wood.
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It's not my fault
you have performance anxiety.
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I perform just fine.
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You don't have to cook, you know.
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It's okay.
It's the only thing that relaxes me.
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Really?
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It's just been awhile
since I've seen everyone.
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If you need to get something
off your chest, you should...
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I don't need you of all people
to give me advice.
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I'm sorry.
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No, it's...
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- I didn't mean that.
- It's a fair point.
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What?
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They are here.
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She's hot.
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- Your boobs are bigger.
- That's not true.
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That's not true.
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No, they're not.
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- Hey, look who I found.
- Hey, handsome.
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You didn't have to fly
all the way across the country.
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Are you kidding me? I wanted to.
Alex, Kate. Kate, Alex.
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- Hey, I've heard a lot about you.
- I've heard a lot about you.
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- What the fuck are those?
- That's how you say hi now?
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They're shiny and pointy.
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They're Italian, mother fucker.
You look like a lumberjack.
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Easy. God forbid
I get dirt on that suit of yours.
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Dude, if you told us
you were coming out of the closet,
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we could have thrown you a party.
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I told you my friends were awesome.
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Is there a bathroom I can use?
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- Upstairs!
- Upstairs!
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Dinner is almost ready.
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Hey.
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Sarah, this pasta is delicious.
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It is pasta and sauce from a can.
Tomorrow, I'll make something real.
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Instagram tells me
you're still cooking a lot.
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Instagram lies. Unless ramen counts.
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So, being a lawyer is, like,
fulfilling all your hopes and dreams?
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Not all of us can stand to stride the planet
on the backs of hedge funds.
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It's not what I meant.
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I'm just saying, look we graduated,
aside from you,
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at the onset of the worst recession
in 80 years.
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History says that most of us
will never regain the income levels
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that we might have otherwise enjoyed.
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Isaac here is a beautiful anomaly,
and for that, we salute him.
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Thanks, pal, appreciate it.
How's the PhD going?
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What's that supposed to mean?
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- It's a simple question.
- Nah, it had subtext.
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00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:10,323
- Yeah, you want the subtext?
- Of course, I want the subtext.
244
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:13,076
Don't you know who you're talking to?
Did you forget who I am?
245
00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:15,870
Okay, how's life
on your academic high horse?
246
00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:20,223
Looking down on the rest of us and
despairing about the decline of our culture.
247
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:25,171
It's comments like those, Isaac,
that make me despair.
248
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,464
Actually, Josh, sorry,
249
00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:29,399
but I'd like to know
what the hell you are doing here, too.
250
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,693
Yeah, all joking aside,
what are you writing about?
251
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,765
I'm writing about
the future of biography.
252
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:42,537
How our ever expanding digital footprint,
emails, texts, tweets
253
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:46,583
will inform our understanding of history
and ourselves.
254
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:49,127
- Which is ironic.
- Why?
255
00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:51,630
'Cause I hate the modern world.
256
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:56,134
- Which era would you have rather lived in?
- I'm sorry, what was your name again?
257
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,385
- It was Kate?
- Josh.
258
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,914
- Okay, I'm just saying. I'm sorry. It's Kate?
- Yeah.
259
00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:01,874
Kate, the only thing that
I hate more than the present
260
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,100
is nostalgia for the past.
261
00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:11,259
Hey, you don't have to do...
Let me... Let me do some.
262
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:13,386
- Nope.
- You want to take shifts?
263
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,347
He's compensating
for the fact that he can't chop wood.
264
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:17,724
My God, when did you get so mean, Josh?
265
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,574
You're so mean.
266
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:22,562
Right around the same time
you traded in for those shoes.
267
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,647
This whole footwear smear campaign
is really cutting me deep.
268
00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:27,749
It's a real shame.
Maybe you should commit suicide.
269
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,821
What? Is that too soon?
270
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:36,007
Alex is laughing, look at that.
It's a good joke.
271
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,928
So, how did you and Isaac meet?
272
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,750
- It's embarrassing.
- Why?
273
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:46,919
Well, I was an intern at his office,
274
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:50,506
but we didn't start dating
until after I left, of course.
275
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:53,358
Of course. I think it's sweet.
276
00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:59,531
- Hey, I found two.
- Great.
277
00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:01,825
Thanks.
278
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:08,123
Are we gonna go with that?
279
00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:10,026
There's a whole chapter
devoted to hair implants.
280
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:12,711
- You have to do it in this order.
- No, exhibit B.
281
00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:15,406
"The Mature Man's Guide to Style..."
282
00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:17,366
My God, do not move.
Hold that up right now.
283
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:18,785
"...for a man's best years."
284
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,912
Just pose with the cover, please?
285
00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:21,996
Yeah.
286
00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:24,248
Would you like to hear
the section on hairclips?
287
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,141
How's your book, Ben?
288
00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:29,895
It's good, it'll be done soon.
289
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:35,233
Is it better, or worse
than your New Yorker story?
290
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:38,638
It is without a doubt longer.
291
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:41,224
God, I love that story. It was so good.
292
00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:43,241
It's the only reason
Siri went out with me.
293
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:44,560
- It's not true.
- It's true.
294
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,521
- It's not true.
- You know it's true.
295
00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:48,038
Maybe a little bit.
296
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,082
I think I still have a copy here.
297
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:57,339
You know what we should do?
We should stage a dramatic reading.
298
00:20:57,548 --> 00:20:58,950
That is not going to happen.
299
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:01,718
Can you imagine?
Everybody would participate.
300
00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:03,621
I'll be the roommate, and you...
301
00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:05,722
- Josh, really, it's fine.
- ...you could play the protagonist.
302
00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:12,630
- Sarah.
- What?
303
00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:14,773
Enough with the fucking pictures.
304
00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:18,261
I'm sorry, I'm recording this
for posterity. Is that okay?
305
00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:21,472
- By what? By ruining it in the present?
- No, that's your job.
306
00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:24,449
- Okay, come on. Come on, you two. Really.
- Hold on. That's okay.
307
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,159
Sarah, let me ask you something.
308
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,520
What?
309
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,856
What are you going to do
with these pictures, huh?
310
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:32,332
Are you gonna post them on Facebook?
311
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,193
I don't know, maybe.
Would that make you mad?
312
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,528
You're clinically obsessed.
313
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,780
I like to see what my friends are up to.
Big deal.
314
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:42,618
So, wait, your news feed tells you
that Isaac got a new pair of Italian loafers,
315
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:45,746
or Ben, Ben wrote a funny headline
for the Post,
316
00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:47,748
and that makes you feel
like you still know somebody?
317
00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:51,210
Yeah, kind of,
because that's what people do now, Josh.
318
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,420
People who care at least.
319
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:53,754
Well, you know what? I'm sorry.
320
00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:56,716
But maybe I'd rather be in the fucking dark
as to what people are up to,
321
00:21:56,816 --> 00:22:00,219
than mistake some false level
of intimacy for friendship.
322
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,430
That is such bullshit.
We're still friends.
323
00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:06,934
Isaac is on his BlackBerry
sending emails to San Francisco right now.
324
00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:08,201
Enough. Isaac?
325
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,854
Yeah?
326
00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:13,190
Remember when
I got stoned for the first time
327
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:15,041
and we went to the Natural
History museum?
328
00:22:15,418 --> 00:22:17,236
- I remember you freaking out.
- Yeah.
329
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:20,213
And you had to make me dance
to make me feel better.
330
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,758
And you did the devil dance.
331
00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:25,995
- My God.
- Devil dance.
332
00:22:26,095 --> 00:22:28,956
- I totally forgot about the devil dance.
- It's my favourite thing.
333
00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:32,142
- I thought you hated dancing.
- Isaac doesn't dance?
334
00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:33,768
Isaac dances.
335
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:36,938
Okay, so what was Isaac like in college?
336
00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:38,440
- Dorky.
- Uncultured.
337
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:41,719
- Pretty much exactly what he is right now.
- I was pretty dorky.
338
00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:45,864
- Okay, so you were really adorable.
- Babe, thanks.
339
00:22:48,826 --> 00:22:50,285
So, what do you do, Kate?
340
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:54,706
I work at a suicide and crisis hotline
for teens in the Bay Area.
341
00:22:58,127 --> 00:23:01,046
That sounded strange. Sorry. I didn't
realise until it came out of my mouth.
342
00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:04,883
It's a shame I didn't have your number.
You could have solved all my problems.
343
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,519
Why did you lie?
344
00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:18,396
When?
345
00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:21,733
Alex. About the book.
346
00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:27,739
I didn't lie. I said the book
would be done soon and it will.
347
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:32,186
Why not just say it's still in research?
348
00:23:32,286 --> 00:23:35,648
Because maybe this weekend
isn't about my problems.
349
00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:39,584
If you want to schedule some time
to do that, we can find it.
350
00:23:40,711 --> 00:23:42,754
She seems really sweet.
351
00:23:43,047 --> 00:23:44,240
Stop it.
352
00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:47,675
Tell us all about
your illicit office romance.
353
00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:49,829
You're being so annoying.
354
00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:52,832
- Did you play naughty intern?
- That's not what happened.
355
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:55,001
- What? I think it's hot.
- Go to sleep.
356
00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:58,546
Go to sleep. All of you, go to sleep.
Get out of here.
357
00:23:58,646 --> 00:24:00,881
- I'm ready to go to sleep.
- I'm over it.
358
00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:02,565
I'll go with you.
359
00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:07,013
- Good night.
- Good night.
360
00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:09,656
- Night, guys.
- Good night.
361
00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:12,435
You just gonna hang out?
362
00:24:12,535 --> 00:24:14,937
How many times does she wake up
during the middle of the night?
363
00:24:15,037 --> 00:24:17,747
Do you have to feed her, every,
I don't know, hour-and-a-half?
364
00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:19,859
You're such an asshole.
365
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,610
'Cause I have some friends
and they have kids
366
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:23,779
and they say it's like Vietnam.
367
00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:25,380
Go fuck yourself.
368
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:29,467
He'd been calling me a lot.
369
00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:34,139
Alex.
370
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:40,812
Not too much to talk about,
just checking in.
371
00:24:46,861 --> 00:24:49,154
Always asking about the book.
372
00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:55,034
"How's the book? How's the book going?
How you doing on the book?" Fucking...
373
00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:02,333
Got to the point
where I was screening his calls.
374
00:25:06,881 --> 00:25:08,673
Excuse me. Excuse me.
375
00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:13,303
It takes me a minute to spit.
376
00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:40,371
Isn't it so funny how we're all breathing
under the same roof again?
377
00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:45,027
Do you ever wish we could just go back?
378
00:25:45,127 --> 00:25:46,711
Sometimes.
379
00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:52,159
- Actually, no, I don't. I really don't.
- Why?
380
00:25:52,259 --> 00:25:54,719
Not at all. Because...
381
00:25:55,638 --> 00:25:59,265
I don't know.
I guess I was mainly just scared.
382
00:26:00,351 --> 00:26:01,460
Of what?
383
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:05,756
Of you all, of the possibility
that you didn't like me.
384
00:26:05,856 --> 00:26:07,007
That's ridiculous.
385
00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:11,361
It's the truth.
I remember, that feeling did not go away
386
00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:19,244
until junior year when Ben had me
at his parents place for Easter.
387
00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:25,792
We took the train there and back,
barely talked, but you know, it was
388
00:26:26,252 --> 00:26:29,462
better than talking, it was just...
389
00:26:32,967 --> 00:26:34,676
Just nice.
390
00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:51,651
I don't know how to say this,
391
00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:55,989
but have you ever thought
about going to therapy?
392
00:26:58,033 --> 00:27:01,020
Because I've done it a lot and...
393
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,161
- You have?
- Yeah.
394
00:27:02,413 --> 00:27:03,621
Why?
395
00:27:04,832 --> 00:27:06,958
- Seriously?
- Yeah, you're fine.
396
00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:10,169
Let me think.
397
00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:14,465
How I'm constantly anxious
and I can never pinpoint why.
398
00:27:15,718 --> 00:27:21,373
How ever since college I can only be
with guys who are assholes or married.
399
00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:22,499
Or both.
400
00:27:22,599 --> 00:27:23,975
Has the therapy helped?
401
00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:26,670
I mean, I take Xanax now. That helps.
402
00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:31,091
And also, you know,
the other stuff is helpful.
403
00:27:31,191 --> 00:27:35,528
It's complicated, though. My therapist
thinks that it's very deep-rooted
404
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:38,364
in my childhood and...
405
00:27:39,575 --> 00:27:42,645
I'm sorry, I'm talking about myself.
406
00:27:42,745 --> 00:27:45,163
I'm so self-absorbed.
This is why I'm in therapy.
407
00:27:45,289 --> 00:27:48,875
No, it isn't. No, it isn't.
You just need to sleep.
408
00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:51,695
I know, but are you okay?
409
00:27:51,795 --> 00:27:54,531
Do you need something right now
before we go to sleep?
410
00:27:54,631 --> 00:27:58,176
Sarah, you're going to have to
stop asking me that. Okay?
411
00:28:00,888 --> 00:28:03,082
You're very nice.
412
00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:05,251
Well, I think you're doing
a really good job,
413
00:28:05,351 --> 00:28:08,644
and I'm just gonna wait here
until you fall asleep.
414
00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:16,402
All right, forget it.
415
00:28:17,571 --> 00:28:19,431
- Good night, thank you.
- Good night.
416
00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:21,267
I'm glad you're here.
417
00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:22,492
Isaac?
418
00:28:23,994 --> 00:28:27,580
Isaac? Isaac? You're awake?
419
00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:35,781
- What do you like about me?
- What?
420
00:28:35,881 --> 00:28:38,075
You waited too long.
421
00:28:38,175 --> 00:28:41,287
Babe, it's the middle of the night.
422
00:28:41,387 --> 00:28:46,041
Now, I can't trust what you say
because it didn't just come to you.
423
00:28:46,141 --> 00:28:50,186
Wait, can we just talk about this
in the morning?
424
00:28:50,312 --> 00:28:52,506
No, we can't talk about it
in the morning.
425
00:28:52,606 --> 00:28:56,844
I think your friends think
I'm stupid and young.
426
00:28:56,944 --> 00:28:59,471
They don't think you're stupid
and young. Neither.
427
00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:02,182
Go back to sleep.
Let's talk about this tomorrow.
428
00:29:02,282 --> 00:29:03,408
But...
429
00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:12,583
- Hey.
- Hey.
430
00:29:13,836 --> 00:29:17,281
You know what I wanted to tell you?
What's that show that you like?
431
00:29:17,381 --> 00:29:19,575
The one with all the ladies
and they're in a city?
432
00:29:19,675 --> 00:29:21,175
- What is it?
- The Real Housewives?
433
00:29:21,301 --> 00:29:22,619
- The Real Housewives.
- Yeah, I don't love that show.
434
00:29:22,719 --> 00:29:25,039
- No, no, no, but I was watching that show.
- No, you weren't.
435
00:29:25,139 --> 00:29:29,043
No, it was on, and I was there,
and I couldn't look away.
436
00:29:29,143 --> 00:29:31,144
- Josh, shut up.
- Sarah, do you wanna know why?
437
00:29:31,937 --> 00:29:34,673
Because I realised
why you love that show so much,
438
00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:38,359
because at its core,
it's about the human condition.
439
00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:45,491
- No.
- What?
440
00:30:01,049 --> 00:30:02,910
I thought they hated each other.
441
00:30:03,010 --> 00:30:06,262
They do and they don't.
It's like a weird game they play.
442
00:30:07,556 --> 00:30:09,891
Your friends are fucked up.
443
00:30:10,601 --> 00:30:12,560
They prefer "complicated."
444
00:30:16,857 --> 00:30:19,942
- Sarah and Josh.
- Just like old times.
445
00:30:30,871 --> 00:30:33,581
I don't know why
I let this keep happening.
446
00:30:33,749 --> 00:30:36,193
I don't know, Sarah.
Maybe because you want it to.
447
00:30:36,293 --> 00:30:41,214
No, it's just something I think I want,
and then later I feel awful about.
448
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,620
- You all right?
- Yes.
449
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:50,124
Are Ben and Siri acting weird,
or is it just me?
450
00:30:50,224 --> 00:30:51,583
It's just you.
451
00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:54,461
- You think they heard us?
- How would I know?
452
00:30:54,561 --> 00:30:56,922
Well, I don't know,
she's a light sleeper that Siri.
453
00:30:57,022 --> 00:30:59,299
And you're very loud,
you've gotten louder.
454
00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:02,094
What is that supposed to mean,
"She's a light sleeper"?
455
00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:05,222
I thought you were talking about the fact
that you've gotten louder. I don't know.
456
00:31:05,322 --> 00:31:08,642
Remember in college she used to wear
those dorky little orange ear buds.
457
00:31:08,742 --> 00:31:12,479
And then she would still complain
about being woken up by the church bells.
458
00:31:12,579 --> 00:31:14,857
- You're still in love with her.
- I'm not still in love with her.
459
00:31:14,957 --> 00:31:17,776
- Yes, you are.
- I'm not still in love with her, Sarah.
460
00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:22,448
I just find if fascinating that Ben seems
to get everything that he wants in life.
461
00:31:22,548 --> 00:31:23,673
Can I ask you a question?
462
00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:27,744
Where do you get off thinking
the whole world is conspiring against you?
463
00:31:27,844 --> 00:31:31,138
- You want to go again?
- No, you're a dick.
464
00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:35,142
All men are dicks, Sarah.
We're hardwired that way.
465
00:31:35,310 --> 00:31:37,629
Yeah, but you're a dick
who thinks he's better than a dick
466
00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:39,465
because you can back up
your dickish behaviour
467
00:31:39,565 --> 00:31:41,467
with psychobabble and pseudo-science.
468
00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:44,636
- Yeah, blah, blah, blah. Let's go again.
- I don't want to.
469
00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:46,513
I think it'd be a good idea to go again.
470
00:31:46,613 --> 00:31:48,823
- You can't go again.
- I can go again.
471
00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:20,005
There are three stages
of finding friends in college.
472
00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:24,384
The first is desperation.
The second is panic.
473
00:32:24,484 --> 00:32:26,611
The third is fate.
474
00:32:27,696 --> 00:32:31,782
You wind up at the same table together
somehow, and your real life begins.
475
00:32:54,931 --> 00:32:56,307
Busted.
476
00:32:59,728 --> 00:33:00,853
Does everyone else know?
477
00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:02,605
Paper thin walls.
478
00:33:03,357 --> 00:33:04,607
Perfect.
479
00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:08,527
No one is judging.
480
00:33:08,904 --> 00:33:10,404
Besides me.
481
00:33:11,031 --> 00:33:14,685
It's like I'm this mature,
successful adult woman,
482
00:33:14,785 --> 00:33:15,852
except when I'm with Josh.
483
00:33:15,952 --> 00:33:19,773
It's like I'm back in sophomore year,
and I'm totally insecure and...
484
00:33:19,873 --> 00:33:21,999
It's complicated. He was your first.
485
00:33:22,376 --> 00:33:24,710
It's not complicated, he's using me.
486
00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:26,796
Who's to say you weren't using him?
487
00:33:27,047 --> 00:33:28,923
My therapist, actually.
488
00:33:29,466 --> 00:33:33,287
Josh is a man child who uses sex,
I'm serious,
489
00:33:33,387 --> 00:33:36,748
as a means of processing
deep-seated emotional issues.
490
00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:40,101
You are an overworked tax attorney
who can stand to get laid.
491
00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:44,855
I'm a mergers and acquisitions attorney
who can stand to get laid. Thank you.
492
00:33:45,816 --> 00:33:48,442
Whatever. Are you still...
493
00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:54,740
with...
494
00:33:55,575 --> 00:33:59,245
I think I might be a little pregnant.
495
00:34:03,709 --> 00:34:06,210
- What?
- You don't run.
496
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:08,155
Well, I'm thinking of picking it up.
497
00:34:08,255 --> 00:34:10,991
Alex, you're still recovering.
Why don't you take it easy?
498
00:34:11,091 --> 00:34:13,050
I can always stop.
499
00:34:13,802 --> 00:34:17,080
I have been trying
to get motivated all morning.
500
00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:18,332
Come with me.
501
00:34:18,432 --> 00:34:20,141
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
502
00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:23,269
- How'd you sleep?
- Fine. Why?
503
00:34:23,395 --> 00:34:26,298
Good. Just wanted to make sure
you weren't being attacked.
504
00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:27,565
- There is a lot of wildlife around.
- My God.
505
00:34:30,527 --> 00:34:33,722
- So, how's Brooklyn?
- It's fine. Come visit.
506
00:34:33,822 --> 00:34:35,948
I will. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
507
00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:39,326
- You okay?
- Yeah.
508
00:34:42,539 --> 00:34:44,790
- You better be fine.
- I am.
509
00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:49,529
- I saw the pictures you posted the other day.
- Yeah?
510
00:34:49,629 --> 00:34:52,757
Where you and Ben
went to all the thrift shops,
511
00:34:52,883 --> 00:34:55,050
and made your place look so homelike.
512
00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:57,704
Yeah, I did.
513
00:34:57,804 --> 00:35:00,431
Now, all you need is a Golden Retriever.
514
00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:04,268
What?
515
00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:08,063
What's going on?
516
00:35:08,648 --> 00:35:11,192
- I got a job offer in LA.
- All right!
517
00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:13,110
It's a dream kind of offer.
518
00:35:13,236 --> 00:35:14,779
That's great.
519
00:35:15,781 --> 00:35:17,406
So, then, what's the bad news?
520
00:35:20,327 --> 00:35:22,187
Ben's been resisting at every turn.
521
00:35:22,287 --> 00:35:27,567
We've been fighting a lot about going
and fighting about staying.
522
00:35:27,667 --> 00:35:31,170
We haven't even made love
in weeks and...
523
00:35:31,838 --> 00:35:34,465
- Didn't need to know that part.
- I'm sorry.
524
00:35:34,591 --> 00:35:35,925
No, no.
525
00:35:38,094 --> 00:35:40,513
I just think some space
would be good for us both.
526
00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:42,264
Wait, wait, no, no.
527
00:35:45,685 --> 00:35:48,646
You and Ben are going to be fine. Okay?
528
00:35:49,272 --> 00:35:50,674
Ben's probably just
stressed out right now.
529
00:35:50,774 --> 00:35:53,818
He'll figure it out,
he'll finish his book, and then...
530
00:35:54,694 --> 00:35:57,196
- What?
- Ben is...
531
00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:02,743
Well, for starters, he's blocked.
532
00:36:04,955 --> 00:36:06,330
Blocked?
533
00:36:06,790 --> 00:36:09,500
Please, don't say anything, obviously.
534
00:36:11,044 --> 00:36:13,462
He hasn't written anything
in almost a year.
535
00:36:18,552 --> 00:36:20,302
Look who it is.
536
00:36:20,971 --> 00:36:23,514
- It's about time, you lazy bum.
- Lazy?
537
00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:27,184
It's not like you let me sleep.
You and Sarah.
538
00:36:29,563 --> 00:36:31,173
How's Siri?
539
00:36:31,273 --> 00:36:34,984
Siri is on a run.
540
00:36:36,278 --> 00:36:37,653
Okay.
541
00:36:41,908 --> 00:36:43,576
And she's back.
542
00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:45,661
Ben, can I ask you something?
543
00:36:46,830 --> 00:36:51,333
Was it difficult as a couple
when the iPhone 4s came out?
544
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:56,547
'Cause I can imagine,
here you are, minding your own business,
545
00:36:58,216 --> 00:37:01,844
and then everybody's
asking her a question.
546
00:37:03,638 --> 00:37:05,556
You're a fucking idiot.
547
00:37:08,602 --> 00:37:10,102
Just a second.
548
00:37:16,526 --> 00:37:18,652
- It's all yours.
- Thank you. Hey.
549
00:37:20,322 --> 00:37:23,850
I'm sorry about
what I said last night. I'm...
550
00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:26,019
It's okay. Don't worry.
551
00:37:26,119 --> 00:37:28,396
You're not even 48 hours removed
from a traumatic event.
552
00:37:28,496 --> 00:37:29,981
You're suddenly the centre
of love and attention.
553
00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:32,651
You're feeling mildly manic
and also oddly angry.
554
00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:34,486
I imagine you're also experiencing
mood cycling,
555
00:37:34,586 --> 00:37:36,863
and you're scared as hell
of the next time you'll crash.
556
00:37:36,963 --> 00:37:39,506
So, no, I'm not taking it personally.
557
00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:41,508
- Good.
- Don't worry, though.
558
00:37:42,010 --> 00:37:43,427
You'll level off.
559
00:37:56,650 --> 00:37:58,108
What...
560
00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:01,987
What style of yoga is that?
What form is that?
561
00:38:05,825 --> 00:38:07,952
I took a yoga class once.
562
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,621
Maybe it wasn't for me.
563
00:38:26,471 --> 00:38:28,180
No, yeah...
564
00:38:30,183 --> 00:38:31,642
I'm gonna give you some space.
565
00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:39,274
You know what I miss?
I miss living down the hall from you.
566
00:38:39,401 --> 00:38:41,636
I could always pop over
whenever I wanted to talk.
567
00:38:41,736 --> 00:38:43,054
You just hated sleeping alone,
568
00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:45,307
and you needed someone
to talk to about Josh.
569
00:38:45,407 --> 00:38:48,909
- Don't be naive.
- Don't be naive, about what?
570
00:38:51,538 --> 00:38:52,663
Isaac!
571
00:38:53,081 --> 00:38:54,248
Sarah?
572
00:38:55,583 --> 00:38:58,377
I always wanted you to make a move.
573
00:38:59,671 --> 00:39:01,213
That's funny.
574
00:39:03,008 --> 00:39:04,508
I'm serious.
575
00:39:06,428 --> 00:39:10,014
But you always said that we shouldn't
because we're such good friends.
576
00:39:13,476 --> 00:39:17,312
Yes, that is what I said,
but that is not what I wanted.
577
00:39:19,024 --> 00:39:20,300
You're impossible, you know that?
578
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,594
- I'm impossible?
- Yeah, you're totally impossible.
579
00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:24,278
You're impossible.
580
00:39:25,530 --> 00:39:27,197
So sorry.
581
00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:33,229
Is that butter? No, no, don't wipe it.
I got it. Right there.
582
00:39:33,329 --> 00:39:34,705
It's cream cheese, perfect.
583
00:39:35,749 --> 00:39:37,708
I'm gonna go wash up, babe.
584
00:39:40,670 --> 00:39:42,546
- Morning.
- Morning.
585
00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:53,291
We've got great southern exposure,
so I was thinking of installing a solar array,
586
00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:57,212
and maybe a few rain water basins, too.
587
00:39:57,312 --> 00:39:58,630
That sounds great, Alex.
588
00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:00,632
Then you'd have everything you need
to start a cult.
589
00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:02,066
I'm in.
590
00:40:02,734 --> 00:40:05,402
Hey, what do you think
the girls are doing right now?
591
00:40:05,528 --> 00:40:06,528
I don't know, their hair?
592
00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:09,740
What if we propose an elaborate swap?
593
00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:13,035
- Yeah, they would be thrilled.
- Numbers aren't even.
594
00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:15,355
The numbers are plenty even.
I've done...
595
00:40:15,455 --> 00:40:19,567
Look, Alex, you get sweet, nubile Kate.
596
00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:20,735
Great, great.
597
00:40:20,835 --> 00:40:23,738
Isaac, you get Sarah. I get Siri 'cause,
well, that's all that's left.
598
00:40:23,838 --> 00:40:26,423
And, Ben, you get to get published
in The New Yorker.
599
00:40:27,092 --> 00:40:29,009
That's hilarious.
600
00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:37,851
- What the fuck was that?
- I don't know, a dog?
601
00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:44,801
Well, the boys better be close
or they are going to get drenched.
602
00:40:44,901 --> 00:40:46,443
Do you want to go on a food run?
603
00:40:47,487 --> 00:40:49,780
- Actually, I'm feeling a little sick.
- I'll go.
604
00:40:51,699 --> 00:40:53,450
- Would you?
- Yeah.
605
00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:55,353
Great.
606
00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:58,440
- Would you pick something up for me?
- Yes.
607
00:40:58,540 --> 00:40:59,665
Thanks.
608
00:40:59,833 --> 00:41:01,860
- Now?
- Yeah, let's go.
609
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,877
- Cool.
- Have fun.
610
00:41:04,587 --> 00:41:06,421
Boy, where did you come from?
611
00:41:06,631 --> 00:41:08,908
There aren't that many houses out here.
612
00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:10,050
Hello?
613
00:41:12,053 --> 00:41:13,804
Anyone lose a dog?
614
00:41:15,348 --> 00:41:16,974
She looks hungry.
615
00:41:18,143 --> 00:41:20,462
What are you doing, man?
You don't feed a strange dog.
616
00:41:20,562 --> 00:41:21,546
Why not?
617
00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:23,631
Because you will just confuse it
and make everything worse.
618
00:41:23,731 --> 00:41:25,050
That's bullshit.
619
00:41:25,150 --> 00:41:28,193
Hey, look, as much as I want to hang out
with this dog all day long,
620
00:41:28,403 --> 00:41:29,778
has anyone else noticed
that it's pouring?
621
00:41:30,196 --> 00:41:31,389
We can't just leave it here.
622
00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:34,059
- Owner should have put some tags on him.
- Owner should've what?
623
00:41:34,159 --> 00:41:36,061
Owner should have put some tags on him.
624
00:41:36,161 --> 00:41:39,898
Okay, so the dog should be punished
for its owner's sins.
625
00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:41,206
Are you a Republican now?
626
00:41:42,792 --> 00:41:43,834
So what if I am?
627
00:41:45,003 --> 00:41:46,670
So what if... What?
628
00:41:49,299 --> 00:41:51,425
Ben, did he tell you about this?
629
00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:53,411
Yum, grapes.
630
00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:57,055
- Hey, will this work?
- God, no. That's not good.
631
00:41:59,475 --> 00:42:02,253
So, when did you and Isaac meet?
632
00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:05,006
Freshman year,
he lived down the hall from me.
633
00:42:05,106 --> 00:42:06,607
I was so nervous to come on this trip.
634
00:42:07,192 --> 00:42:08,218
Really?
635
00:42:08,318 --> 00:42:10,386
Isaac looks up to you guys so much.
636
00:42:10,486 --> 00:42:14,682
It's like meeting his parents,
but worse 'cause there's five of you.
637
00:42:14,782 --> 00:42:19,870
Well, be thankful you're not meeting
his parents, his mom is crazy.
638
00:42:24,417 --> 00:42:26,251
I'm so jealous of you.
639
00:42:27,754 --> 00:42:29,781
- Why?
- Because...
640
00:42:29,881 --> 00:42:34,035
You guys just have all these
shared experiences that I'll never have.
641
00:42:34,135 --> 00:42:40,265
Well, you know Isaac, he was shy
and sweet. Really sweet.
642
00:42:40,808 --> 00:42:46,647
He's the only one of us from the Midwest,
so he's the least neurotic of the bunch by far.
643
00:42:47,190 --> 00:42:49,233
- I can see that.
- Yeah.
644
00:42:49,359 --> 00:42:54,738
He takes me out to fancy dinners all the time,
and it's nice, but it's not why I like him.
645
00:42:57,408 --> 00:43:00,911
- Why do you like him?
- Because he's grounded.
646
00:43:01,829 --> 00:43:03,580
And he's so kind.
647
00:43:04,916 --> 00:43:07,668
And the other day, we celebrated
our quarter-year anniversary,
648
00:43:07,835 --> 00:43:09,821
which is ridiculous.
649
00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:13,241
It's so ridiculous,
but it made me really happy.
650
00:43:13,341 --> 00:43:18,387
And I think he's got
the right priorities, which is rare.
651
00:43:21,015 --> 00:43:22,766
- Everything okay?
- Yeah.
652
00:43:24,394 --> 00:43:27,020
So many mushrooms. Watermelon.
653
00:43:27,438 --> 00:43:29,147
There you are.
654
00:43:33,820 --> 00:43:35,445
Hey, big news.
655
00:43:35,780 --> 00:43:38,073
- What?
- Isaac voted for Bush.
656
00:43:38,199 --> 00:43:41,076
- That's not the news.
- We found a dog.
657
00:43:41,786 --> 00:43:43,620
My God.
658
00:43:44,956 --> 00:43:48,693
- Where did you guys find it?
- The river, in the woods.
659
00:43:48,793 --> 00:43:50,043
I'm gonna go take a shower.
660
00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:51,863
Alex, hold on. Give me a second...
661
00:43:51,963 --> 00:43:55,966
What? What? What? What?
You gonna come with me and bathe me?
662
00:43:56,134 --> 00:43:57,801
- That's not what I was gonna say.
- Okay.
663
00:43:57,969 --> 00:44:01,513
I'm fucking fine, okay? Okay?
664
00:44:01,848 --> 00:44:03,890
Everybody, I thank you for your concern,
665
00:44:04,100 --> 00:44:09,229
but I am fucking fine and just,
please, stop following me around, okay?
666
00:44:12,233 --> 00:44:13,900
What do we do?
667
00:44:16,863 --> 00:44:18,905
He said he's fucking fine.
668
00:44:19,115 --> 00:44:22,617
- I'm gonna check on him in a minute.
- I think he is okay.
669
00:44:22,827 --> 00:44:23,994
How do you know?
670
00:44:25,496 --> 00:44:26,830
Just know.
671
00:44:29,417 --> 00:44:30,500
Hey.
672
00:44:31,336 --> 00:44:33,029
Sweet nectar and ambrosia.
673
00:44:33,129 --> 00:44:35,839
- There's more in the car.
- My gosh.
674
00:44:37,175 --> 00:44:38,743
Who is this?
675
00:44:38,843 --> 00:44:41,470
You know Josh.
He makes friends everywhere he goes.
676
00:44:43,348 --> 00:44:44,848
I missed you.
677
00:44:45,058 --> 00:44:46,224
I missed you, too.
678
00:44:58,279 --> 00:45:00,014
Jeff Goldblum. Done.
679
00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:02,600
- Jeff Goldblum?
- Yeah.
680
00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:04,117
The dog was in The Fly?
681
00:45:04,243 --> 00:45:06,479
- I think it's good.
- You don't name a dog Jeff.
682
00:45:06,579 --> 00:45:08,815
Why would it be named Jeff Goldblum?
683
00:45:08,915 --> 00:45:11,776
How do you know that the dog
is Jewish, first of all?
684
00:45:11,876 --> 00:45:13,861
How did you just assume?
How did you make that call?
685
00:45:13,961 --> 00:45:15,837
That's the dog's name. You're welcome.
686
00:45:16,172 --> 00:45:19,909
- Jeff Goldblum. Ben, name the dog, please.
- And we'll be here all night.
687
00:45:20,009 --> 00:45:21,259
I think he likes the name Timmy.
688
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:23,887
- Come here. Good.
- Timmy's a good name.
689
00:45:25,264 --> 00:45:26,431
Come here, come here, come here.
690
00:45:29,394 --> 00:45:33,647
Wait, hold on, guys. Seriously, wait.
I think I can hear Timmy's thoughts.
691
00:45:34,357 --> 00:45:37,150
"Gee, I sure am glad
I'm inside right now,
692
00:45:38,403 --> 00:45:41,306
"instead of being out there
in the cold and rain."
693
00:45:41,406 --> 00:45:43,599
"The mean one with the effeminate shoes
didn't want me to come."
694
00:45:43,699 --> 00:45:47,186
Hey, Timmy would kill for these shoes.
695
00:45:47,286 --> 00:45:49,981
"But I'll bite his ass later."
696
00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:52,958
Why do we just assume
that dogs talk like that?
697
00:45:53,084 --> 00:45:54,986
It's not like a dog
just opened its mouth one day
698
00:45:55,086 --> 00:45:59,005
and that's what it sounded like
and we assigned that voice to it.
699
00:46:01,467 --> 00:46:02,827
Ignore them, Timmy.
700
00:46:02,927 --> 00:46:05,262
- Timmy?
- That's his name.
701
00:46:06,472 --> 00:46:08,598
- Hey, I just thought of something.
- What?
702
00:46:08,891 --> 00:46:11,002
I told Siri earlier
how much I loved your place,
703
00:46:11,102 --> 00:46:13,212
and that all you guys were missing
was a dog,
704
00:46:13,312 --> 00:46:17,441
and now, one appears.
You have your chance.
705
00:46:18,693 --> 00:46:20,735
We're not getting a dog.
706
00:46:21,070 --> 00:46:24,030
- Siri, it's not a dog. It's Timmy.
- Yeah.
707
00:46:24,991 --> 00:46:29,369
"I'm not just a dog. I need a house.
And I like you guys the best."
708
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:33,191
You guys have that little backyard.
It could run back and forth.
709
00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:34,359
Yeah.
710
00:46:34,459 --> 00:46:39,087
Timmy, where do you want to go?
He says he wants it, too.
711
00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:41,298
Doesn't matter.
712
00:46:42,967 --> 00:46:45,536
So, what are we making, Sarah?
713
00:46:45,636 --> 00:46:51,641
We are making chilled watermelon soup
and sea scallop risotto.
714
00:46:51,893 --> 00:46:54,478
- What? What are we making again?
- I'm sorry. Can you do something helpful?
715
00:46:54,604 --> 00:46:58,356
- Did you say "risotto"?
- Can you please do something helpful?
716
00:46:58,483 --> 00:47:00,066
The joint's not going
to roll itself, Sarah.
717
00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:02,720
And I'm making a magical appetizer dish
718
00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:05,807
that's going to make your risotto
taste so much better.
719
00:47:05,907 --> 00:47:07,365
- Please.
- Please, what?
720
00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:12,913
What?
721
00:47:14,790 --> 00:47:17,026
Give me a break.
I'm not listening to that.
722
00:47:17,126 --> 00:47:18,444
Why?
723
00:47:18,544 --> 00:47:22,839
It's like we're gripped by this never-ending
nostalgia for our parents' music.
724
00:47:23,382 --> 00:47:25,008
It's oppressive.
725
00:47:25,718 --> 00:47:27,703
What about Bruce Springsteen
is oppressive?
726
00:47:27,803 --> 00:47:29,497
Let me tell you something
about Bruce Springsteen, okay?
727
00:47:29,597 --> 00:47:34,017
Never trust anyone who is that passionate
about the state of New Jersey.
728
00:47:34,519 --> 00:47:37,020
You are so full of shit. Okay.
729
00:47:39,315 --> 00:47:41,149
What is he gonna do now?
What have we got?
730
00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:45,388
- Arcade Fire?
- Yes, Arcade fucking Fire!
731
00:47:45,488 --> 00:47:47,098
What, what's wrong with this?
732
00:47:47,198 --> 00:47:49,616
- Too Canadian.
- What does that mean?
733
00:47:50,952 --> 00:47:55,106
Too Canadian, really?
Does this look too Canadian? Really?
734
00:47:55,206 --> 00:47:59,026
But who knows? I don't know,
maybe it fits our-postmodern profile
735
00:47:59,126 --> 00:48:02,071
for a Canadian band
to best express American anxiety
736
00:48:02,171 --> 00:48:05,090
during this gradual
post-empire period of decline.
737
00:48:05,216 --> 00:48:07,618
Blah, blah, blah, bullshit blah.
738
00:48:07,718 --> 00:48:08,843
Miss Kate?
739
00:48:09,637 --> 00:48:11,930
I don't normally smoke.
740
00:48:13,057 --> 00:48:14,849
It's not gonna bite.
741
00:48:16,477 --> 00:48:18,436
Okay, fine.
742
00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:21,147
I like Kate.
743
00:48:24,402 --> 00:48:25,819
There you go.
744
00:48:29,073 --> 00:48:30,532
All right.
745
00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:40,067
Alex, where did you get these records?
I feel like I'm at a garage sale.
746
00:48:40,167 --> 00:48:42,586
I bought them at a garage sale.
747
00:48:46,090 --> 00:48:48,717
- Babe?
- I'm good.
748
00:48:51,429 --> 00:48:54,556
What's going on? Come on!
749
00:48:55,266 --> 00:48:58,143
Look, if now is not the time
to get fucked up, I really...
750
00:48:58,477 --> 00:49:03,481
I don't know when is.
Fuck it, I'm dancing.
751
00:49:03,691 --> 00:49:05,426
I'm gonna dance, too.
752
00:49:05,526 --> 00:49:10,363
Here we go.
You should prepare yourself for this.
753
00:49:11,741 --> 00:49:14,659
This is what you call a home run.
Turn it on. That's right.
754
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,374
See that? Isaac, who's the dancer now?
755
00:49:22,168 --> 00:49:24,779
That's right, Kate.
Isaac will not do this.
756
00:49:24,879 --> 00:49:26,921
He won't show you these moves.
757
00:49:42,313 --> 00:49:44,397
Hello, what is up?
758
00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:46,024
This looks terrible.
759
00:49:46,442 --> 00:49:47,859
Thanks.
760
00:49:49,153 --> 00:49:51,363
How serious were you this morning?
761
00:49:55,159 --> 00:49:56,368
About what?
762
00:49:57,286 --> 00:49:58,828
You know what.
763
00:50:00,539 --> 00:50:02,457
I just thought...
764
00:50:04,752 --> 00:50:06,737
No. You know what?
I'm sorry I said anything.
765
00:50:06,837 --> 00:50:08,505
I shouldn't have said anything.
766
00:50:08,673 --> 00:50:10,465
I'm not sorry.
767
00:50:13,386 --> 00:50:14,803
I'm not sorry.
768
00:50:20,017 --> 00:50:21,168
Okay.
769
00:50:21,268 --> 00:50:22,378
- Then...
- Isaac!
770
00:50:22,478 --> 00:50:23,588
Yeah?
771
00:50:23,688 --> 00:50:25,563
Get your anti-government ass in here.
Come on.
772
00:50:29,151 --> 00:50:31,444
I gotta go show those fools
how to dance.
773
00:51:09,275 --> 00:51:10,316
What?
774
00:51:13,529 --> 00:51:14,696
What's up?
775
00:51:15,364 --> 00:51:16,515
Nothing.
776
00:51:16,615 --> 00:51:17,782
Nothing?
777
00:51:18,743 --> 00:51:20,326
Since when do you turn down a joint?
778
00:51:21,620 --> 00:51:23,121
I'm just not in the mood.
779
00:51:34,091 --> 00:51:36,760
Then tell me something.
I'm dying over here.
780
00:51:37,011 --> 00:51:39,345
I didn't want to influence you.
781
00:51:40,222 --> 00:51:41,473
About what?
782
00:51:42,016 --> 00:51:43,933
It should be just about us.
783
00:51:44,351 --> 00:51:45,435
Really.
784
00:51:50,983 --> 00:51:53,276
Are you... Are you saying...
785
00:51:56,447 --> 00:51:57,989
- I don't know.
- Are you sure?
786
00:51:58,282 --> 00:51:59,949
No, I'm not sure.
787
00:52:00,659 --> 00:52:02,786
Just really late.
788
00:52:03,788 --> 00:52:05,497
I got a test today, but...
789
00:52:07,958 --> 00:52:09,459
What does that look mean?
790
00:52:11,921 --> 00:52:13,129
I'm...
791
00:52:14,757 --> 00:52:16,800
I'm imagining a baby
792
00:52:17,802 --> 00:52:20,220
that looks half like you
and half like me.
793
00:52:22,389 --> 00:52:24,599
- It tends to happen.
- No.
794
00:52:31,315 --> 00:52:32,690
What if I moved to LA?
795
00:52:33,442 --> 00:52:35,302
I mean, sure, when I got there
I'd be unemployed
796
00:52:35,402 --> 00:52:38,723
and probably have to bus tables
or whatever
797
00:52:38,823 --> 00:52:42,893
those people in LA do
to make a bit of money, but I...
798
00:52:42,993 --> 00:52:45,286
Ben, please don't say it if you don't...
799
00:52:45,871 --> 00:52:47,330
Of course, I mean it.
800
00:52:49,667 --> 00:52:51,751
All I'm saying is let's try.
801
00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:54,712
You want to try with me?
802
00:52:55,089 --> 00:52:56,297
Yeah.
803
00:52:56,465 --> 00:52:57,924
Yeah?
804
00:52:58,843 --> 00:53:00,009
Yeah.
805
00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:41,551
Food's ready, you guys.
806
00:53:42,469 --> 00:53:44,053
You guys.
807
00:54:02,281 --> 00:54:05,241
This food is so incredible, Sarah.
808
00:54:05,451 --> 00:54:07,243
My God.
809
00:54:07,953 --> 00:54:08,979
Thank you, Sarah.
810
00:54:09,079 --> 00:54:11,023
You guys, you're welcome.
811
00:54:11,123 --> 00:54:13,567
You are incredibly stoned right now.
I'd just like to point that out.
812
00:54:13,667 --> 00:54:15,877
Sarah, we're barely high.
813
00:54:16,420 --> 00:54:17,670
Come on.
814
00:54:18,172 --> 00:54:21,758
Okay, some of us might be a little high.
815
00:54:21,926 --> 00:54:22,993
Sweetie.
816
00:54:23,093 --> 00:54:24,135
Sorry.
817
00:54:24,929 --> 00:54:27,414
I just really like how cold
it feels on my tongue.
818
00:54:27,514 --> 00:54:28,541
Okay.
819
00:54:28,641 --> 00:54:31,267
How come you haven't opened
your own restaurant yet? What's the deal?
820
00:54:31,894 --> 00:54:34,103
It's called law school loans.
821
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:36,757
How come we didn't do
more drugs in college?
822
00:54:36,857 --> 00:54:37,967
That is a good question.
823
00:54:38,067 --> 00:54:42,070
I figured that I would be far less curious
now if I'd just done a better job of...
824
00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:44,530
Doing more drugs in college.
825
00:54:44,782 --> 00:54:45,949
What?
826
00:54:46,241 --> 00:54:48,952
Well, you know we had
a good run freshman year.
827
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:52,565
You remember that time
Siri ate that weed brownie
828
00:54:52,665 --> 00:54:54,999
and ran through
someone's apartment butt naked.
829
00:54:56,460 --> 00:54:57,528
No, don't say that.
830
00:54:57,628 --> 00:54:58,962
- It's true you did.
- Stop it.
831
00:54:59,463 --> 00:55:00,922
What happened to us?
832
00:55:01,882 --> 00:55:03,007
We got serious.
833
00:55:03,217 --> 00:55:04,801
- We got girlfriends.
- Hey.
834
00:55:05,386 --> 00:55:07,387
I'm sorry, you know what this is like?
835
00:55:08,138 --> 00:55:10,974
- This is like one of those '80s movies.
- What?
836
00:55:11,183 --> 00:55:13,460
Like one of those movies
where it's a big group of people.
837
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:17,438
I just don't see why everything in our lives
has to be like something else.
838
00:55:18,315 --> 00:55:19,466
That's real deep, Siri.
839
00:55:19,566 --> 00:55:22,928
I'm serious, it's like we can't
just experience something and let it be.
840
00:55:23,028 --> 00:55:25,154
'Cause that's the way
that people relate today.
841
00:55:25,531 --> 00:55:28,142
They don't talk about anything,
they just reference things.
842
00:55:28,242 --> 00:55:29,367
Thank you.
843
00:55:29,743 --> 00:55:31,520
"I had a great weekend.
I went to this wedding.
844
00:55:31,620 --> 00:55:35,733
"You know, actually it was a lot like
Wedding Crashers, but meets Memento."
845
00:55:35,833 --> 00:55:37,318
That sounds like a good weekend.
846
00:55:37,418 --> 00:55:39,069
Yeah, it probably does sound cool.
Who knows?
847
00:55:39,169 --> 00:55:41,071
Or, "I don't know how I was feeling.
848
00:55:41,171 --> 00:55:44,366
"Probably how Rachel felt when Ross
was marrying that British girl."
849
00:55:44,466 --> 00:55:47,677
Time out. I'm pretty sure you
just admitted to watching Friends.
850
00:55:47,803 --> 00:55:49,053
Yes, you did.
851
00:55:49,221 --> 00:55:52,291
There are Libyan refugees
who have seen Friends.
852
00:55:52,391 --> 00:55:56,019
I have never felt this stoned
in my whole life.
853
00:55:58,022 --> 00:55:59,355
- Okay.
- It's hot.
854
00:55:59,523 --> 00:56:03,985
- It's hot. It's hot. It's hot in here.
- It's pot.
855
00:56:04,695 --> 00:56:07,447
It's pot? That's a funny joke.
856
00:56:07,573 --> 00:56:08,906
Well, I...
857
00:56:10,451 --> 00:56:14,104
Okay. Okay. That's a fun game
we're not gonna play right now.
858
00:56:14,204 --> 00:56:16,706
- It was just a joke, Dad.
- Put that away.
859
00:56:22,379 --> 00:56:23,739
That's me, sorry.
860
00:56:23,839 --> 00:56:25,908
Are you sure you want to
answer that right now?
861
00:56:26,008 --> 00:56:27,300
Maybe not.
862
00:56:27,509 --> 00:56:28,718
And she answers it.
863
00:56:31,055 --> 00:56:32,221
Tonight?
864
00:56:32,931 --> 00:56:34,182
Yeah, it's okay.
865
00:56:34,308 --> 00:56:35,793
No, of course I'm okay.
866
00:56:35,893 --> 00:56:38,728
Okay, okay. Bye.
867
00:56:42,983 --> 00:56:44,108
My God.
868
00:56:44,860 --> 00:56:47,403
No, no, no, no, no, no.
869
00:56:48,072 --> 00:56:51,350
My God, my God, my God, I'm so screwed.
870
00:56:51,450 --> 00:56:53,701
They just asked me to cover
the crisis hotline tonight.
871
00:56:54,578 --> 00:56:55,828
- Now?
- Yeah.
872
00:56:56,914 --> 00:56:58,164
Can you say no?
873
00:56:58,749 --> 00:56:59,791
I can't breathe.
874
00:57:00,167 --> 00:57:01,918
No, I think you're gonna to do
a great job.
875
00:57:02,127 --> 00:57:03,779
I agree, she is gonna knock 'em dead.
876
00:57:03,879 --> 00:57:05,922
- That's not funny.
- I can't breathe.
877
00:57:06,048 --> 00:57:07,256
That's a little funny.
878
00:57:07,424 --> 00:57:08,659
It's gonna be okay.
You're gonna be fine.
879
00:57:08,759 --> 00:57:10,494
No, it's not okay.
880
00:57:10,594 --> 00:57:12,720
No, it's not okay. It's not okay.
881
00:57:14,681 --> 00:57:17,710
- It's not funny, it's not funny.
- Okay, getting on the floor for a bit.
882
00:57:17,810 --> 00:57:19,143
Isaac, this is a big deal.
883
00:57:19,269 --> 00:57:20,838
- People are gonna die.
- They're not gonna die.
884
00:57:20,938 --> 00:57:25,108
Hey, hey, Kate,
so I have some Xanax in my purse.
885
00:57:25,234 --> 00:57:26,510
I'm gonna go get it, okay?
886
00:57:26,610 --> 00:57:28,595
I have Klonopin right here.
I've got one in my pocket.
887
00:57:28,695 --> 00:57:30,655
- Yeah, but Xanax kicks in faster.
- Klonopin lasts longer.
888
00:57:30,781 --> 00:57:33,908
- Which one do you prefer, Timmy?
- Timmy likes Klonopin.
889
00:57:34,076 --> 00:57:35,519
"Xanax gives me a headache."
890
00:57:35,619 --> 00:57:38,788
It's gonna be fine. You're gonna talk
just like you're talking to me.
891
00:57:39,164 --> 00:57:40,691
"But Klonopin has a little more bite."
892
00:57:40,791 --> 00:57:42,458
Okay, so there you go.
893
00:57:42,709 --> 00:57:47,463
And now you have the best
anti-anxiety medicine money can buy.
894
00:57:47,631 --> 00:57:48,881
That's debatable.
895
00:57:49,758 --> 00:57:51,201
- You're not helping. Stop it.
- There we go.
896
00:57:51,301 --> 00:57:52,468
Let's get upsies.
897
00:57:53,303 --> 00:57:55,122
- All right!
- Hey!
898
00:57:55,222 --> 00:57:56,248
She's up.
899
00:57:56,348 --> 00:57:57,473
Okay.
900
00:57:57,933 --> 00:57:58,417
- Josh.
- What?
901
00:57:58,517 --> 00:57:59,752
- Josh.
- What?
902
00:57:59,852 --> 00:58:02,019
- When did you start taking meds?
- What?
903
00:58:02,396 --> 00:58:04,715
Prescription drugs,
when did you start taking them?
904
00:58:04,815 --> 00:58:06,091
- The Klonopin thing?
- Yeah.
905
00:58:06,191 --> 00:58:08,234
- I don't want to talk about it.
- Why?
906
00:58:08,652 --> 00:58:10,653
'Cause I don't want to talk about it.
907
00:58:10,946 --> 00:58:12,613
I'm just curious.
908
00:58:13,615 --> 00:58:14,892
I'm not judging.
909
00:58:14,992 --> 00:58:19,036
I went to a therapist once, and I don't
go any more, and they gave me that.
910
00:58:19,163 --> 00:58:20,147
Just once?
911
00:58:20,247 --> 00:58:22,524
I started going when I realised
I was writing a dissertation
912
00:58:22,624 --> 00:58:25,835
that probably no one in their right mind
is ever going to read.
913
00:58:30,966 --> 00:58:32,675
- Let's play a game!
- Yeah.
914
00:58:32,801 --> 00:58:33,885
Yeah.
915
00:58:34,469 --> 00:58:39,249
All right, I actually have a game ready.
916
00:58:39,349 --> 00:58:40,641
Get out of there.
917
00:58:40,851 --> 00:58:43,477
- What are the rules then?
- Okay.
918
00:58:44,479 --> 00:58:46,924
Good question, the rules are
919
00:58:47,024 --> 00:58:50,026
that there are no rules
until you write them on a card.
920
00:58:52,237 --> 00:58:54,223
- Okay, are we in?
- Yeah, let's do it.
921
00:58:54,323 --> 00:58:55,615
I'll go first.
922
00:59:01,622 --> 00:59:05,776
Okay. Everyone must pat their heads
and rub their bellies
923
00:59:05,876 --> 00:59:08,044
before playing a card
or they have to take a drink.
924
00:59:09,004 --> 00:59:11,964
- What are we doing?
- Playing an imbecilic game.
925
00:59:12,716 --> 00:59:14,175
Sounds good, I'm in.
926
00:59:15,761 --> 00:59:16,870
Okay.
927
00:59:16,970 --> 00:59:21,041
Okay, that's great, but you have to rub
your belly and pat your head before you...
928
00:59:21,141 --> 00:59:23,100
Can we stop saying "belly."
It's freaking me out.
929
00:59:23,227 --> 00:59:24,268
Belly, rub it.
930
00:59:24,394 --> 00:59:27,798
"Before you speak you must turn
to the person on your left,
931
00:59:27,898 --> 00:59:31,192
"introduce yourself, then hug."
Are you fucking kidding me?
932
00:59:31,485 --> 00:59:32,902
Come on, big guy. Let's do this.
933
00:59:33,403 --> 00:59:34,888
Absolute... Get the... Get away from me.
934
00:59:34,988 --> 00:59:36,223
You didn't introduce yourself.
935
00:59:36,323 --> 00:59:38,741
You just read the card,
you didn't introduce yourself.
936
00:59:38,951 --> 00:59:40,868
- You didn't introduce yourself either.
- That's fair.
937
00:59:41,078 --> 00:59:44,956
Okay. Hello, my name is Sarah.
It's really nice to meet you.
938
00:59:45,415 --> 00:59:49,835
Okay, fine. Hi, I'm Josh.
This game is slowly making me stupider.
939
00:59:51,964 --> 00:59:53,339
Okay, I'll do it.
940
00:59:53,882 --> 00:59:55,258
No, I gotcha, hold on.
941
00:59:59,304 --> 01:00:00,763
First...
942
01:00:01,682 --> 01:00:03,891
- Hi, how are you?
- Hello.
943
01:00:09,273 --> 01:00:10,424
Really?
944
01:00:10,524 --> 01:00:12,441
Yeah, it's part of the game.
Why don't you read it?
945
01:00:19,950 --> 01:00:21,284
"Suicide.
946
01:00:23,412 --> 01:00:27,081
"Everyone take a turn
and explain what it means to you."
947
01:00:27,457 --> 01:00:29,583
- Good job, man.
- Thank you.
948
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:44,557
"This card makes all of Josh's rules invalid
and can be played at any time."
949
01:00:44,725 --> 01:00:46,126
- You can't do that.
- Just did.
950
01:00:46,226 --> 01:00:47,419
Sorry the card says
you can play the card anytime.
951
01:00:47,519 --> 01:00:50,422
It goes against the underlying
architecture of the game
952
01:00:50,522 --> 01:00:52,732
of laying cards and taking turns.
953
01:00:52,983 --> 01:00:55,219
If we're being all strict about it,
you didn't introduce yourself.
954
01:00:55,319 --> 01:00:57,320
Neither, the fuck, did you!
955
01:00:57,487 --> 01:01:00,906
Okay, Josh, let's do that.
But you start.
956
01:01:01,199 --> 01:01:03,784
- Let's not.
- No, no, let's do it.
957
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:06,329
Okay.
958
01:01:07,497 --> 01:01:09,582
Yeah, I get sadness.
959
01:01:10,208 --> 01:01:14,112
Okay, I certainly get anxiety.
I get depression.
960
01:01:14,212 --> 01:01:18,591
I'm pretty sure that I'm experiencing
at least one of those things at all times.
961
01:01:18,842 --> 01:01:21,662
But what I don't understand is, Alex,
is suicide.
962
01:01:21,762 --> 01:01:24,873
Because never once
have I not been absolutely terrified
963
01:01:24,973 --> 01:01:28,726
of my own death and what that might do
to everyone around me.
964
01:01:28,852 --> 01:01:30,420
I'm done. I don't want to play
this game any more.
965
01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:32,563
No, I think this is a really good game.
966
01:01:32,689 --> 01:01:36,984
We've been dancing around
the main point of this trip all weekend.
967
01:01:37,361 --> 01:01:39,445
I mean, Jesus Christ.
968
01:01:39,821 --> 01:01:42,656
Nobody will even talk
about the downstairs bathroom.
969
01:01:42,783 --> 01:01:45,018
Let alone walk in there, Alex.
I've been in there.
970
01:01:45,118 --> 01:01:47,953
It's a fucking mess.
So let's open that door.
971
01:01:48,205 --> 01:01:51,525
- Literally, metaphorically, pardon the pun.
- Josh, stop!
972
01:01:51,625 --> 01:01:53,376
Sarah, please, shut up.
973
01:01:54,002 --> 01:01:57,171
I think Alex should
give it to us straight here.
974
01:01:57,422 --> 01:02:00,841
You know, tell us all
what a good job we all did
975
01:02:00,967 --> 01:02:02,995
of bucking him up when he was down.
976
01:02:03,095 --> 01:02:07,598
How we all noticed his increasingly
erratic tweets and status updates.
977
01:02:07,933 --> 01:02:10,559
And how we all thought enough
to do something about it.
978
01:02:10,727 --> 01:02:12,269
- Sorry.
- Sarah.
979
01:02:12,437 --> 01:02:13,896
Let her go. She'll be fine.
980
01:02:14,564 --> 01:02:15,898
You're a piece of shit. You know that?
981
01:02:16,066 --> 01:02:17,233
I'm a truth teller.
982
01:02:17,442 --> 01:02:19,068
Alex has been saying some...
983
01:02:20,112 --> 01:02:21,987
No offence, you've been saying
some weird stuff for a while
984
01:02:22,114 --> 01:02:27,368
and you can't blame us for not being able
to see that there was a bigger problem.
985
01:02:27,577 --> 01:02:29,036
Some weird stuff?
986
01:02:29,204 --> 01:02:32,149
I'm sorry. What was it exactly, Alex?
Does anybody remember?
987
01:02:32,249 --> 01:02:36,653
"Ask for me tomorrow,
and you shall find me a grave man."
988
01:02:36,753 --> 01:02:38,822
A lot of ambiguity in that one.
989
01:02:38,922 --> 01:02:39,990
Where the fuck were you?
990
01:02:40,090 --> 01:02:42,200
That's my point.
Where the fuck were any of us?
991
01:02:42,300 --> 01:02:43,509
Okay, okay.
992
01:02:49,141 --> 01:02:50,808
Alex called me a lot that day.
993
01:02:51,351 --> 01:02:52,878
I mean, he called me a lot that week,
994
01:02:52,978 --> 01:02:57,440
and I didn't answer.
995
01:02:59,443 --> 01:03:03,696
I didn't answer even though I knew
he wasn't doing well.
996
01:03:06,700 --> 01:03:07,950
The truth is,
997
01:03:09,494 --> 01:03:13,523
none of this would have happened
if I would have been a better friend
998
01:03:13,623 --> 01:03:14,915
to my friend.
999
01:03:15,917 --> 01:03:18,711
- No.
- So, this one's on me.
1000
01:03:18,837 --> 01:03:21,073
- No, it's not, Ben. It's not. It's not.
- It is.
1001
01:03:21,173 --> 01:03:22,506
I mean, I...
1002
01:03:24,926 --> 01:03:30,389
Yeah, I was upset that you were
not answering my calls, but I...
1003
01:03:33,685 --> 01:03:37,980
I didn't want to die.
1004
01:03:39,441 --> 01:03:40,483
What?
1005
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:43,652
Well, I mean, I...
1006
01:03:44,696 --> 01:03:48,141
I thought I did. I did. I...
1007
01:03:48,241 --> 01:03:50,102
If you didn't want to die then...
1008
01:03:50,202 --> 01:03:54,398
I did, but then I changed my mind
and I called the hospital myself
1009
01:03:54,498 --> 01:03:58,584
and, you know, I think...
1010
01:04:00,128 --> 01:04:02,546
I really think that I just
1011
01:04:03,381 --> 01:04:07,009
wanted to, you know, see you.
1012
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:12,082
You wanted to see me?
1013
01:04:12,182 --> 01:04:14,584
Well, yeah. I mean, no.
You and everyone.
1014
01:04:14,684 --> 01:04:16,060
Right, right, everyone, right.
1015
01:04:16,228 --> 01:04:18,588
You wanted to see everyone
so you slit your wrists,
1016
01:04:18,688 --> 01:04:21,232
but not enough so you would die.
1017
01:04:21,691 --> 01:04:23,844
I'm not saying
that it makes sense. I'm just...
1018
01:04:23,944 --> 01:04:26,138
You're right, it makes absolutely
no sense, Alex.
1019
01:04:26,238 --> 01:04:27,947
It makes no fucking sense.
1020
01:04:28,073 --> 01:04:30,074
You have any idea
1021
01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:32,602
what I've been going through,
what I've been thinking and feeling?
1022
01:04:32,702 --> 01:04:34,187
- Yes, I do.
- You do? You do?
1023
01:04:34,287 --> 01:04:36,231
Please, tell me. Tell me you're sorry.
1024
01:04:36,331 --> 01:04:37,858
I was trying to get in touch with you.
1025
01:04:37,958 --> 01:04:40,652
I have a job, man. I have fucking duties.
I have a fucking deadline.
1026
01:04:40,752 --> 01:04:42,112
- I have a fucking job.
- Yeah, you were so busy?
1027
01:04:42,212 --> 01:04:43,488
Yes, I was fucking busy.
1028
01:04:43,588 --> 01:04:46,173
So busy writing your book
that you haven't been writing for a year?
1029
01:04:46,633 --> 01:04:50,135
Is that what you were doing, that you
couldn't answer the phone one time?
1030
01:05:04,693 --> 01:05:05,901
Ben.
1031
01:05:12,701 --> 01:05:13,784
Hey.
1032
01:05:14,869 --> 01:05:16,453
- Hey, Sarah, come here.
- What?
1033
01:05:17,497 --> 01:05:19,248
Look at me, look at me.
1034
01:05:19,916 --> 01:05:23,669
Sarah, I'm sorry. Okay?
1035
01:05:25,255 --> 01:05:27,965
Sometimes things, they need to be said
1036
01:05:28,091 --> 01:05:33,012
and in those instances
being an asshole comes in handy.
1037
01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:38,642
- You okay?
- No.
1038
01:05:42,772 --> 01:05:44,523
- Stop.
- What?
1039
01:05:46,651 --> 01:05:49,320
Josh, stop. I'm serious.
1040
01:05:51,031 --> 01:05:52,364
Come on.
1041
01:05:53,241 --> 01:05:55,200
All that talk about death.
1042
01:05:57,203 --> 01:05:58,954
Tell me you don't want to.
1043
01:06:02,834 --> 01:06:05,377
- No, stop.
- What?
1044
01:06:06,004 --> 01:06:07,338
You know what I want?
1045
01:06:07,464 --> 01:06:11,091
I want you to have acted like
my boyfriend seven years ago.
1046
01:06:11,718 --> 01:06:14,678
Taken me to a movie,
bought me a fucking ice cream cone.
1047
01:06:15,138 --> 01:06:16,513
That's what I want.
1048
01:06:17,015 --> 01:06:19,709
Instead of being the guy
who permanently fucked up
1049
01:06:19,809 --> 01:06:22,811
my expectations for normalcy
in a relationship.
1050
01:06:23,146 --> 01:06:27,983
The guy that made me explain to my mom,
"No, Josh isn't exactly my boyfriend.
1051
01:06:28,109 --> 01:06:30,220
"He is just someone that sleeps with me
1052
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,556
"when he comes home
pining for my best friend
1053
01:06:32,656 --> 01:06:34,907
"too drunk to see straight."
1054
01:06:36,534 --> 01:06:38,077
Sarah, I was 20.
1055
01:06:38,411 --> 01:06:39,495
So was I.
1056
01:06:42,499 --> 01:06:44,833
My dad had just left my mom.
1057
01:06:45,669 --> 01:06:47,127
Is that your excuse?
1058
01:06:47,337 --> 01:06:50,339
I was angry. Okay?
1059
01:06:51,132 --> 01:06:55,260
I was angry at my dad,
I was angry at fucking Ben.
1060
01:07:02,394 --> 01:07:05,145
That you didn't even see
what you were doing to me?
1061
01:07:26,835 --> 01:07:28,043
One minute.
1062
01:07:43,059 --> 01:07:44,727
What's your name?
1063
01:07:45,270 --> 01:07:46,437
Amber?
1064
01:07:47,397 --> 01:07:50,315
That's a pretty name. How old are you?
1065
01:07:53,445 --> 01:07:56,363
What's up? What's going on?
1066
01:08:00,785 --> 01:08:04,872
Man, I'm sorry about that, Amber.
That's tough.
1067
01:08:05,123 --> 01:08:09,585
To feel like you've finally found
that person,
1068
01:08:09,711 --> 01:08:14,715
the right person for you
and they don't feel the same.
1069
01:08:20,054 --> 01:08:22,264
Hey, Amber, Amber, Amber,
1070
01:08:22,474 --> 01:08:26,018
most people I know,
most people in the world,
1071
01:08:27,145 --> 01:08:30,606
they're actually really afraid
to feel what you're feeling.
1072
01:08:30,857 --> 01:08:32,649
They won't even let themselves.
1073
01:08:33,443 --> 01:08:37,613
But you, you're willing to go there.
1074
01:08:38,990 --> 01:08:43,660
And, to me, that means
that you are very, very brave.
1075
01:08:45,663 --> 01:08:49,875
And, to me, that means
that you are gonna be just fine.
1076
01:09:09,354 --> 01:09:10,437
Hey.
1077
01:09:13,149 --> 01:09:14,191
Hi.
1078
01:09:16,903 --> 01:09:18,862
Will you pitch me again?
1079
01:09:20,156 --> 01:09:21,365
On what?
1080
01:09:22,575 --> 01:09:25,077
On why you want to try.
1081
01:09:30,083 --> 01:09:33,377
I want to. I'm ready.
1082
01:09:39,676 --> 01:09:41,093
I know.
1083
01:09:44,848 --> 01:09:46,390
Tell me more.
1084
01:09:47,851 --> 01:09:49,309
I just need reasons.
1085
01:09:51,354 --> 01:09:52,563
Why?
1086
01:09:54,190 --> 01:09:56,275
Because it turns out that I'm not.
1087
01:09:59,445 --> 01:10:01,405
It turns out it was a false alarm.
1088
01:10:03,283 --> 01:10:05,200
I guess I was just worried that maybe
1089
01:10:05,618 --> 01:10:08,480
you got caught up in the moment and said
some things that you didn't really mean
1090
01:10:08,580 --> 01:10:11,039
and maybe someday
you'd regret those so...
1091
01:10:11,541 --> 01:10:12,916
I just...
1092
01:10:15,420 --> 01:10:19,214
Ben, please, say something.
1093
01:10:20,383 --> 01:10:21,758
I don't know.
1094
01:10:24,637 --> 01:10:27,472
Not like I was lying back there.
1095
01:10:32,896 --> 01:10:35,480
Maybe you're right, maybe...
1096
01:10:44,073 --> 01:10:45,240
What?
1097
01:10:47,493 --> 01:10:48,785
Really?
1098
01:10:49,746 --> 01:10:52,080
I push you that much and you fold?
1099
01:10:53,917 --> 01:10:56,110
You're not even fighting me.
I don't know what it is I should do.
1100
01:10:56,210 --> 01:10:57,237
Come on, please. Don't do that!
1101
01:10:57,337 --> 01:10:59,739
Let's pretend
like you're the one that's all in,
1102
01:10:59,839 --> 01:11:01,533
when you know like I know
if I was writing,
1103
01:11:01,633 --> 01:11:04,426
if I was on, we wouldn't even
be having this conversation
1104
01:11:04,636 --> 01:11:06,595
and you wouldn't be
opting out of our relationship
1105
01:11:06,763 --> 01:11:09,014
and flying across country to LA.
1106
01:11:09,140 --> 01:11:11,543
Can you even hear yourself?
If you were writing?
1107
01:11:11,643 --> 01:11:13,226
Do you really think
that's what this is about?
1108
01:11:15,480 --> 01:11:18,216
This is not about you,
this has nothing to do with your writing.
1109
01:11:18,316 --> 01:11:19,968
This has everything
to do with my writing.
1110
01:11:20,068 --> 01:11:23,236
It's always had everything
to do with my writing.
1111
01:11:51,307 --> 01:11:54,142
- This is a dramatic night.
- Yeah.
1112
01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:58,146
I was serious about dinner by the way.
It was so good!
1113
01:11:58,564 --> 01:11:59,731
Thank you.
1114
01:12:00,191 --> 01:12:02,693
- Shut up.
- You should open your own restaurant.
1115
01:12:03,152 --> 01:12:05,362
Yeah, can you imagine
that conversation with my parents?
1116
01:12:06,030 --> 01:12:07,656
Fuck it, do it anyway.
1117
01:12:10,076 --> 01:12:12,536
So what?
You just give up on what you want?
1118
01:12:15,707 --> 01:12:17,416
Who says that's what I want?
1119
01:12:25,258 --> 01:12:27,259
Okay, it's what I want.
1120
01:12:28,720 --> 01:12:30,971
- You happy?
- Yeah, totally happy.
1121
01:12:36,019 --> 01:12:37,185
I'm sorry.
1122
01:12:37,645 --> 01:12:39,730
No, no, it's okay. I'm sorry.
1123
01:12:41,441 --> 01:12:43,718
- Hey, don't take that personally, okay?
- Okay.
1124
01:12:43,818 --> 01:12:47,764
It's kind of like
a new policy of mine, apparently.
1125
01:12:47,864 --> 01:12:51,324
- What does that mean?
- I just did the same thing to Josh.
1126
01:12:51,868 --> 01:12:53,410
Great. Great.
1127
01:12:55,371 --> 01:12:57,748
Isaac, I'm...
Come on, I didn't mean it like that.
1128
01:12:59,876 --> 01:13:02,711
I'm sorry, that was embarrassing.
I thought that's what you wanted.
1129
01:13:02,879 --> 01:13:05,615
No, I did. I do, believe me.
1130
01:13:05,715 --> 01:13:08,618
- Apparently not any more.
- Well, for a long time I did want that.
1131
01:13:08,718 --> 01:13:09,885
Okay.
1132
01:13:10,887 --> 01:13:12,012
But...
1133
01:13:13,014 --> 01:13:14,222
But?
1134
01:13:15,349 --> 01:13:17,392
But that's... It's not what you want.
1135
01:13:18,019 --> 01:13:20,797
- You don't know what I want.
- Isaac, you don't want this.
1136
01:13:20,897 --> 01:13:23,774
- Your 19-year-old self wants this.
- You don't know that.
1137
01:13:26,110 --> 01:13:28,904
You want closure. You want...
1138
01:13:31,741 --> 01:13:34,310
I think you're afraid that this thing
with Kate might be real
1139
01:13:34,410 --> 01:13:39,623
because I think it is real
and I think you think it could be real.
1140
01:13:41,250 --> 01:13:42,584
Sarah.
1141
01:13:50,009 --> 01:13:51,093
How'd it go?
1142
01:13:51,219 --> 01:13:52,928
I don't think I have any blood
on my hands.
1143
01:13:53,262 --> 01:13:54,846
- That's great!
- That's good. It's good.
1144
01:14:04,982 --> 01:14:06,191
Hey.
1145
01:14:07,318 --> 01:14:08,527
Hey.
1146
01:14:20,373 --> 01:14:22,499
You've been quiet all weekend.
1147
01:14:23,209 --> 01:14:26,461
Everyone likes talking
more than listening.
1148
01:14:27,630 --> 01:14:30,908
Sometimes I just get tired of it
and prefer the opposite.
1149
01:14:31,008 --> 01:14:36,054
Well, if that is not a rare quality,
then I don't know what is.
1150
01:14:38,975 --> 01:14:40,475
Ben didn't mean it.
1151
01:14:41,227 --> 01:14:42,477
What he said to you.
1152
01:14:45,481 --> 01:14:46,898
It's okay, I...
1153
01:14:47,275 --> 01:14:48,817
No, it's not.
1154
01:14:50,653 --> 01:14:53,947
It's not okay, what they did.
1155
01:14:56,784 --> 01:14:58,827
It's not okay what I did either.
1156
01:15:11,257 --> 01:15:12,465
Can I see?
1157
01:15:15,094 --> 01:15:16,303
Why?
1158
01:15:18,639 --> 01:15:19,848
I don't know.
1159
01:15:21,225 --> 01:15:22,267
Okay.
1160
01:15:38,868 --> 01:15:40,118
What?
1161
01:15:55,718 --> 01:15:57,969
You know, we both have to let him go.
1162
01:16:24,330 --> 01:16:25,622
Where you been?
1163
01:16:28,125 --> 01:16:30,502
Attempting to have sex with Sarah.
1164
01:16:33,339 --> 01:16:35,799
Good for her for turning you down.
1165
01:16:36,759 --> 01:16:37,968
Thank you.
1166
01:16:46,769 --> 01:16:49,396
You know, I can't remember
what happened last.
1167
01:16:50,231 --> 01:16:54,734
Me writing something good,
or me and Siri having sex.
1168
01:17:00,116 --> 01:17:04,369
So basically what you're saying is that
you're blocked in more ways than one.
1169
01:17:05,329 --> 01:17:07,580
Yeah, that's one way to put it.
1170
01:17:11,127 --> 01:17:14,254
To think that I've been jealous of you
for seven years.
1171
01:17:21,178 --> 01:17:23,013
Looks like someone made a friend.
1172
01:17:23,639 --> 01:17:25,890
He's the only one that understands me.
1173
01:17:30,730 --> 01:17:32,105
What happened to everyone?
1174
01:17:32,690 --> 01:17:34,399
Isaac and Kate went to bed.
1175
01:17:34,608 --> 01:17:36,234
I guess Siri did, too.
1176
01:17:38,362 --> 01:17:39,612
What about Alex?
1177
01:17:39,989 --> 01:17:41,489
I thought he was with you.
1178
01:17:53,961 --> 01:17:56,087
Ben. Wait, wait, wait.
1179
01:17:56,756 --> 01:17:57,964
Ben!
1180
01:17:59,592 --> 01:18:01,384
Hey, did you find him?
1181
01:18:02,219 --> 01:18:03,386
Ben?
1182
01:18:04,138 --> 01:18:05,221
- Ben!
- Alex?
1183
01:18:05,514 --> 01:18:06,681
What's going on?
1184
01:18:08,976 --> 01:18:10,795
Please, please. Just let me...
1185
01:18:10,895 --> 01:18:12,546
What can you possibly
say to me right now?
1186
01:18:12,646 --> 01:18:16,107
That I love you. Really, I do,
more than anyone in the world.
1187
01:18:16,233 --> 01:18:17,484
Please.
1188
01:18:17,985 --> 01:18:19,235
Alex!
1189
01:18:23,949 --> 01:18:25,700
Get off, get off!
1190
01:18:26,452 --> 01:18:28,244
Wait! Ben! Ben! Ben! Wait!
1191
01:18:28,621 --> 01:18:30,246
Ben! Please! Please! Please!
I'm sorry, okay?
1192
01:18:30,539 --> 01:18:32,332
Wait! No! Ben!
1193
01:18:32,875 --> 01:18:33,958
Ben!
1194
01:18:36,629 --> 01:18:37,796
Where are your keys?
1195
01:18:38,923 --> 01:18:40,465
Sarah, where are your keys?
1196
01:18:41,425 --> 01:18:43,009
I gave them to Ben.
1197
01:18:45,054 --> 01:18:46,122
What's going on?
1198
01:18:46,222 --> 01:18:47,290
- I don't know.
- What?
1199
01:18:47,390 --> 01:18:49,516
I don't know, everybody is getting
together with everybody.
1200
01:18:55,689 --> 01:18:56,940
Fuck!
1201
01:20:43,464 --> 01:20:46,716
Judgement has a way
of creeping into every relationship,
1202
01:20:48,344 --> 01:20:50,094
even the most intimate.
1203
01:20:52,389 --> 01:20:54,708
If we're lucky, somewhere along the way
we meet a few people
1204
01:20:54,808 --> 01:20:58,102
who listen to us without criticism
or reproach.
1205
01:21:03,692 --> 01:21:05,735
We call those people our friends.
1206
01:22:06,422 --> 01:22:07,547
Nice shiner.
1207
01:22:09,550 --> 01:22:10,883
Nice driving.
1208
01:22:13,429 --> 01:22:14,762
What are you doing?
1209
01:22:15,514 --> 01:22:16,764
Writing.
1210
01:22:31,196 --> 01:22:33,615
I'm a little fucked up.
1211
01:22:34,199 --> 01:22:35,366
No shit.
1212
01:22:37,453 --> 01:22:39,454
Can I play that card now?
1213
01:22:42,291 --> 01:22:43,374
Sure.
1214
01:22:51,008 --> 01:22:52,383
I...
1215
01:22:57,640 --> 01:22:59,265
I know that...
1216
01:23:02,728 --> 01:23:05,438
That it's unhealthy to...
1217
01:23:07,775 --> 01:23:09,400
To need
1218
01:23:12,112 --> 01:23:14,265
just too much from people
1219
01:23:14,365 --> 01:23:17,116
and I've been working really hard
1220
01:23:19,244 --> 01:23:22,372
on trying to, like, set up
1221
01:23:24,249 --> 01:23:28,920
healthy ways of
1222
01:23:30,255 --> 01:23:32,173
communicating and...
1223
01:23:34,134 --> 01:23:36,412
I don't... I don't know...
I don't know why.
1224
01:23:36,512 --> 01:23:39,972
Hey. World's got enough people
you got to explain yourself to, right?
1225
01:23:55,322 --> 01:23:57,365
Tell me if this is shit or not.
1226
01:24:11,380 --> 01:24:13,464
Thanks for last night, by the way.
1227
01:24:14,466 --> 01:24:16,676
- For what?
- For rebuffing me.
1228
01:24:18,470 --> 01:24:20,179
Hey, what are friends for?
1229
01:24:20,806 --> 01:24:23,099
Been thinking a lot this morning
about investment.
1230
01:24:23,392 --> 01:24:24,934
Yeah, that's not weird or anything.
1231
01:24:25,060 --> 01:24:27,562
I'm serious.
I think you should open your place.
1232
01:24:28,772 --> 01:24:29,923
That's not gonna happen.
1233
01:24:30,023 --> 01:24:32,009
What if I helped you get on your feet,
get set up?
1234
01:24:32,109 --> 01:24:33,651
Get a little seed money or something.
1235
01:24:36,071 --> 01:24:41,769
Okay, I don't need anything from you.
I don't need help or a favour or anything.
1236
01:24:41,869 --> 01:24:44,620
It wouldn't be a favour, it'd be selfish.
I'd be making money off of you.
1237
01:24:45,873 --> 01:24:48,416
- You're not being serious.
- I'm being totally serious.
1238
01:24:48,834 --> 01:24:50,668
Believe it or not,
I'm a pretty savvy businessman.
1239
01:24:50,794 --> 01:24:52,404
I know, but...
1240
01:24:52,504 --> 01:24:57,008
But what? Come on, think about it.
A small place, Lower East Side, 12 tables,
1241
01:24:58,385 --> 01:25:01,637
food from upstate.
1242
01:25:03,348 --> 01:25:06,058
Well, naturally the food
would have to be from upstate.
1243
01:25:06,560 --> 01:25:08,504
The dishes would be a tasteful nod
1244
01:25:08,604 --> 01:25:12,106
to the area's fading Jewish
and Chinese denizens.
1245
01:25:12,483 --> 01:25:14,968
It's perfect.
Like an egg drop matzah ball soup?
1246
01:25:15,068 --> 01:25:16,277
Yeah.
1247
01:25:17,070 --> 01:25:18,613
Szechuan brisket.
1248
01:25:19,281 --> 01:25:21,240
Sweet and sour kugel.
1249
01:25:21,575 --> 01:25:23,993
Kung pao latkes.
1250
01:25:24,953 --> 01:25:26,939
- Sounds really good.
- That sounds terrible.
1251
01:25:27,039 --> 01:25:28,664
Does sound terrible.
1252
01:25:29,625 --> 01:25:30,917
What do you say?
1253
01:25:31,960 --> 01:25:33,294
Shake on it?
1254
01:25:37,716 --> 01:25:39,410
Hey. You've reached Ben Kaplan's
cell phone.
1255
01:25:39,510 --> 01:25:40,885
Leave a message, I'll get...
1256
01:25:44,056 --> 01:25:45,807
He's just blowing off steam.
1257
01:25:47,768 --> 01:25:50,394
- Josh, I really fucked up.
- I know.
1258
01:25:52,064 --> 01:25:53,147
He'll get past it.
1259
01:25:54,525 --> 01:25:55,983
It's ironic though.
1260
01:25:56,860 --> 01:25:58,110
Why?
1261
01:25:58,403 --> 01:26:01,989
I just thought that if you were ever
going to slip up, it would be with me.
1262
01:26:23,971 --> 01:26:25,513
Thanks for the ride.
1263
01:26:27,224 --> 01:26:29,767
So, you'll consider the offer?
1264
01:26:29,935 --> 01:26:31,394
Yeah, sure.
1265
01:26:33,146 --> 01:26:35,398
It's really fucking good, you know.
1266
01:26:37,526 --> 01:26:39,318
Quite an auspicious start.
1267
01:26:41,655 --> 01:26:43,865
I guess I have you
to thank for that also.
1268
01:26:58,505 --> 01:27:00,423
- Good dog!
- Hey, Timmy!
1269
01:27:06,555 --> 01:27:09,500
Thanks, guys.
Happy I passed on the insurance.
1270
01:27:09,600 --> 01:27:11,058
Tell them there was an elk.
1271
01:27:13,520 --> 01:27:14,979
In the shape of a tree?
1272
01:27:15,731 --> 01:27:17,189
It jumped out like an elk.
1273
01:27:20,110 --> 01:27:21,611
You really can't drive.
1274
01:27:27,034 --> 01:27:28,826
Alex, you got any Krazy Glue
in the house?
1275
01:27:29,286 --> 01:27:30,786
They won't even notice.
1276
01:27:36,752 --> 01:27:38,127
So, do you hate me?
1277
01:27:39,254 --> 01:27:41,464
Nope, no, I do not.
1278
01:27:46,386 --> 01:27:47,762
Are you sure?
1279
01:27:50,599 --> 01:27:52,808
Yeah, I'm sure.
1280
01:27:58,774 --> 01:28:00,342
You know, I couldn't believe my luck
freshman year
1281
01:28:00,442 --> 01:28:02,902
when I found out
you were placed across the hall.
1282
01:28:03,779 --> 01:28:05,863
You and me actually spoke.
1283
01:28:07,783 --> 01:28:11,478
It was like I wanted to throw away
all ideas of dumb luck
1284
01:28:11,578 --> 01:28:16,650
and start invoking God and fate
and a bunch of other capitalised words.
1285
01:28:16,750 --> 01:28:18,626
Ben, why are you saying this right now?
1286
01:28:18,835 --> 01:28:22,505
Because when good things happen,
we always want to imagine them as fated.
1287
01:28:26,718 --> 01:28:28,260
When bad things happen,
1288
01:28:29,054 --> 01:28:32,264
we curse the world
as this cold and brutally random place.
1289
01:28:36,812 --> 01:28:39,063
I'm scared of what the world
would look like without you.
1290
01:28:39,648 --> 01:28:42,066
You can't stay with me
because you're scared.
1291
01:28:44,361 --> 01:28:45,945
You're right.
1292
01:28:52,953 --> 01:28:55,564
How was that
for an introduction to my friends?
1293
01:28:55,664 --> 01:28:59,291
A bigger disaster than I could have
ever possibly imagined.
1294
01:29:01,128 --> 01:29:02,461
You're telling me.
1295
01:29:03,422 --> 01:29:04,990
And now you're gonna dump me
1296
01:29:05,090 --> 01:29:07,925
as soon as we're not stuck together
at 30,000 feet.
1297
01:29:08,552 --> 01:29:10,302
What are you talking about?
1298
01:29:11,013 --> 01:29:12,372
What do you mean,
what am I talking about?
1299
01:29:12,472 --> 01:29:16,892
You said it yourself,
I've made a total fool of myself.
1300
01:29:17,185 --> 01:29:20,146
Baby, my friends were the disaster.
You're amazing.
1301
01:29:20,522 --> 01:29:22,215
- That's not true.
- It's totally true.
1302
01:29:22,315 --> 01:29:24,150
You're the only sane
person here, you know.
1303
01:29:26,028 --> 01:29:27,528
Hey.
1304
01:29:31,700 --> 01:29:33,534
I'm really glad you came.
1305
01:29:36,121 --> 01:29:37,913
Ready to meet my parents?
1306
01:29:38,540 --> 01:29:40,082
I don't think so.
1307
01:29:40,375 --> 01:29:42,501
I don't blame you,
they're fucking crazy.
1308
01:29:42,711 --> 01:29:44,378
Good Timmy.
1309
01:29:49,134 --> 01:29:52,344
So, we are all doomed,
romantically speaking.
1310
01:29:53,388 --> 01:29:55,973
Only on like a deep karmic level.
1311
01:29:57,893 --> 01:30:01,062
For whatever reason,
I'm strangely okay with that.
1312
01:30:02,189 --> 01:30:04,982
What? Maybe I'm turning over a new leaf.
1313
01:30:06,109 --> 01:30:10,222
Maybe we should make one of those pacts,
where if we're still single when we're 35,
1314
01:30:10,322 --> 01:30:12,073
we all just get married.
1315
01:30:12,616 --> 01:30:15,993
- Who? The three of us?
- Yes, and Timmy, of course.
1316
01:30:16,411 --> 01:30:18,746
We'll make a great dysfunctional family.
1317
01:30:19,289 --> 01:30:21,916
- How does that sound Timmy?
- I'd consider it.
1318
01:30:24,878 --> 01:30:27,797
- You going so soon?
- Flight to catch.
1319
01:30:28,173 --> 01:30:31,050
- See if I can rustle up Ben and Siri.
- Thanks for coming, man.
1320
01:30:31,635 --> 01:30:34,428
- See you soon, I hear?
- Yeah, hopefully at the end of the month.
1321
01:30:34,554 --> 01:30:36,180
- I'm excited.
- What does that mean?
1322
01:30:36,431 --> 01:30:38,792
Alex asked if there was any openings
at the place I work,
1323
01:30:38,892 --> 01:30:42,061
and I told him there was a strong likelihood
I could get him a job.
1324
01:30:42,771 --> 01:30:43,938
That's awesome.
1325
01:30:44,397 --> 01:30:45,731
- Congratulations!
- Thanks.
1326
01:30:46,691 --> 01:30:48,651
I think I have a strong resume.
1327
01:30:48,944 --> 01:30:50,236
Is that a suicide joke?
1328
01:30:51,154 --> 01:30:52,488
Too soon.
1329
01:31:01,957 --> 01:31:03,791
I'm gonna to miss you guys!
1330
01:31:03,959 --> 01:31:05,793
Not me, I'm gonna be checking in
on my investment.
1331
01:31:07,671 --> 01:31:08,697
What investment?
1332
01:31:08,797 --> 01:31:10,741
- Sarah's opening a restaurant.
- No, I'm not.
1333
01:31:10,841 --> 01:31:11,825
- Yes, she is!
- What?
1334
01:31:11,925 --> 01:31:13,884
No, he's crazy.
1335
01:31:14,177 --> 01:31:15,344
- Sarah!
- What?
1336
01:31:15,679 --> 01:31:19,473
Take the money before he gets
an even worse idea of what to do with it.
1337
01:31:22,644 --> 01:31:23,978
Where's your stuff?
1338
01:31:24,980 --> 01:31:26,564
Yeah, about that.
1339
01:31:27,357 --> 01:31:29,817
I think I'm hanging around awhile.
1340
01:31:30,485 --> 01:31:33,513
Seems like Ben got a good idea
for a story last night,
1341
01:31:33,613 --> 01:31:36,740
and so I told him
he should stay and write.
1342
01:31:36,992 --> 01:31:38,242
So, staying was an option?
1343
01:31:38,493 --> 01:31:40,077
- You could stay.
- I don't want to stay.
1344
01:31:40,287 --> 01:31:41,438
- You wanna stay?
- No, I don't want to stay.
1345
01:31:41,538 --> 01:31:43,315
I'm sorry,
can we take a group photo, please?
1346
01:31:43,415 --> 01:31:44,399
Yes.
1347
01:31:44,499 --> 01:31:46,693
- I thought we talked about this.
- I know, but, please?
1348
01:31:46,793 --> 01:31:49,071
- We got time for exactly one photo.
- All right.
1349
01:31:49,171 --> 01:31:50,697
- Here, I'll take it.
- Thank you, Kate!
1350
01:31:50,797 --> 01:31:51,907
Thank you!
1351
01:31:52,007 --> 01:31:54,341
The car is dying to be in it.
We have to.
1352
01:31:54,593 --> 01:31:56,578
Yeah, and don't forget
to get my shoes in, baby.
1353
01:31:56,678 --> 01:31:59,305
Yeah. Please, frame up
for the shoes, please!
1354
01:31:59,431 --> 01:32:01,557
It's the most important part.
1355
01:32:14,196 --> 01:32:15,696
- Alex, right?
- Yeah.
1356
01:32:16,198 --> 01:32:17,823
You can join us if you want.
1357
01:32:18,700 --> 01:32:20,034
Cool, thanks.
1358
01:32:24,372 --> 01:32:28,334
I send you on a mission for sugar,
you bring back a lost boy.
1359
01:32:28,627 --> 01:32:30,961
- Hey, man, I'm Josh.
- Hey. Alex.
1360
01:32:32,130 --> 01:32:34,632
- I don't think we've met. I'm Ben.
- Siri.
1361
01:32:34,841 --> 01:32:37,452
- I'm sorry. Ben, Siri. Siri, Ben.
- Nice to meet you.
1362
01:32:37,552 --> 01:32:38,886
I think we're in the same dorm.
1363
01:32:39,721 --> 01:32:44,892
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
It's shocking I haven't met you before.
1364
01:32:47,437 --> 01:32:48,896
I'm sorry.
1365
01:32:50,190 --> 01:32:51,690
- Isaac!
- Josh.
1366
01:32:52,192 --> 01:32:55,220
- Did you get enough macaroni and cheese?
- Shut up, Josh!
1367
01:32:55,320 --> 01:32:57,722
- Did you order the mountain?
- Sarah, I've got this. Shut up, Josh!
1368
01:32:57,822 --> 01:33:00,574
- Hi, I'm Sarah.
- Hi, Alex.
1369
01:33:00,825 --> 01:33:01,951
Nice to meet you.
1370
01:33:05,789 --> 01:33:08,984
Ignore him, anything he says.
Can you believe these guys?
1371
01:33:09,084 --> 01:33:10,193
I was wondering
if you met our new friend.
1372
01:33:10,293 --> 01:33:12,044
I'm sure you'll fit right in.
1373
01:33:14,506 --> 01:33:15,589
Ben?
1374
01:33:16,007 --> 01:33:19,426
Want to just take a solo
or do you want to join the group?
1375
01:33:23,890 --> 01:33:25,266
Come on.
1376
01:33:26,101 --> 01:33:28,018
All right, posture everyone.
1377
01:33:30,272 --> 01:33:33,274
I'm going to need you get
a lot closer together than that.
1378
01:33:36,444 --> 01:33:37,637
Come on, come on.
1379
01:33:37,737 --> 01:33:40,265
All right, I'm gonna propose
a quick idea, you guys.
1380
01:33:40,365 --> 01:33:43,518
Maybe next time we do this,
it's a happy occasion.
1381
01:33:43,618 --> 01:33:45,270
Is there gonna be a next time?
1382
01:33:45,370 --> 01:33:46,787
- Alex!
- Okay!
1383
01:33:47,330 --> 01:33:48,539
One,
1384
01:33:48,748 --> 01:33:49,957
two...
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