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Hey, guys! It's Kyra! Welcome back to my channel.

Don't forget to like and subscribe,

because I upload brand-new travel and food videos

every single day,

and you don't wanna miss 'em.

Okay, I'm so excited for our next destination...

Philadelphia!

Are you excited for Philly, Teddy-Boo?

I'm excited to be anywhere with you...

in case that wasn't obvious.

[giggles] I love you.

I love you too.

So... what do you wanna eat?

Oh, my gosh. So much. Guys...

the Philly food scene slaps.

We're gonna hit some trendy places,

some must-try street foods,

all good foods, regardless of your budget.

Gonna be hard to top NYC.

True, but I can't wait to try a Philly pretzel.

I wanna try water ice, of course.

Oh, I cannot stop thinking about the official Philly cheesesteak.

[Teddy] Ooh, now you're making me hungry.

Right? Me too.

I'll be tagging all the places we visit over on my IG...

"@KruisingWithKyra," "Kruising" with a "K,"

so follow me there if you want all the recs.

[sighing] Philly is so beautiful.

You know, this is actually where my grandma and grandpa met,

so who knows, maybe this will be the place

Teddy pops the big question.

Kyra! Seriously?

Well, our followers love it.

[Teddy] No. Your followers do.

Every time you mention getting engaged,

I get dragged through the comments.

"Teddy doesn't know what he's got."

"Us waiting not so patiently for Teddy to put a ring on it."

"Why is she even with him? He's mid."

It's not funny.

I'm sorry.

I'm just trying to build something here for both of us.

I asked you three times to take down that clip from the Central Park vlog.

- I looked like an ass that day. - No, you looked handsome!

It was the only footage I had of us together.

It's fine. I'll take it down.

[Teddy] What's the point now?

I mean, it's already got 50,000 views.

Just... start over?

Hey, guys, it's Kyra. Welcome back to my channel.

Don't forget to like and subscribe,

because I upload brand-new travel and food videos

every single day, and you don't wanna miss 'em.

Okay, I'm so excited for our next destination...

- [typing] - ...Philadelphia!

[rain pouring]

[knocking on door]

- [storm raging] - Hi. Provisions.

Are you insane? It's pouring!

I'm good. How are you?

Sorry.

Are you insane? It's pouring.

Very cute.

I thought you were meeting up

with that guy that confessed to the car bombing.

Logan Barlowe, yeah, um,

the road to Frackville is completely flooded,

so I had to reschedule.

Cheese, crackers, wine...

and candles?

Yeah, just whatever I had at the house.

Whatever you had at the house?

I gotta say,

I like where you're going with this.

Figured you need some things 'cause of the storm.

Mm-hmm.

So, you, uh...

threw your ex-wife's new man a bachelor party.

How'd that go?

You don't have to do that.

Do what?

Well, just make it weird with your words, you know?

My words are making it weird?

- My words? - Yeah, your words.

Do you mean my facts?

Mike is my partner,

and, um...

we had fun.

- Yeah. - Great. Nikki have fun at hers?

I don't know. Uh, they were supposed to do a bar crawl,

but I don't know what happened now

'cause of the weather, you know?

[calling out] Nik?

There's a body on the bar.

[Nikki] I'm here.

Looks like a Party City threw up in here.

Yeah, well, you know...

our, uh... our original plan got washed out.

You might wanna clean this place up before Braun catches wind.

Ah, he gave me his blessing.

He even sent up some champagne.

Oh, so he's playing nice for a change?

It's, uh, good you crashed here, 'cause I barely made it in.

Well, maybe... maybe we got a little carried away.

On a scale of one to "Chocolate City,"

what're we talking?

[chuckles] Oh, I didn't ask you about your party.

Oh, so it's like that?

Yeah! Bachelorette parties are sacred.

- Girl code. - Okay, well, then, that's fine.

I'm not telling you what me and Jay got into.

[Nikki] Oh. Fine.

[chuckling]

Oh, gross. A coffee?

- Coffee! - Mm-hmm.

Helen! Wake up!

[groaning groggily]

Oh, uh...

good morning, Sergeant Sherman.

[thumping]

Oh, gosh. Oh...

[Mike] Hey, uh...

you know we eat off of there, right?

[Teddy] Help! Help! I need help!

I need to report a missing person.

[Teddy, on video] Good morning, sunshine.

[Kyra] Oh, stop. Don't film me.

I don't have makeup.

Oh, come on. You're perfect just the way you are.

Thank you.

So, where do our adventures take us today?

You look so happy.

How long have you and Kyra been together?

Two years. We met at a party in college.

Spent the night talking about places we wanted to see,

movies, music...

I don't know, life.

She's so easy to talk to.

Kyra makes everybody feel special.

And you two live in a van?

Yeah. After we graduated,

Kyra had already built this following online,

posting videos on YouTube, TikTok,

food reviews, travel... that kind of thing.

So we decided to renovate the van and hit the road.

Never thought I'd live in a van, but, uh...

I would live in a dirt hole if it meant being with her.

And you got to Philadelphia when?

Three days ago.

This morning, I went to get her coffee.

When I got back, she was gone.

The van was gone.

It just... it doesn't make any sense.

Teddy, is there a chance that Kyra just needed a break?

Maybe you two got into a fight?

- No. - Are you sure?

I mean, it's tough, living in such close quarters.

No. We love each other.

I'm telling you, something happened to her.

Does Kyra know anyone in Philly?

Maybe she went to see them?

No, and I've called her a thousand times.

She always answers.

Have you reached out to her parents yet?

Her parents passed away junior year.

Her mom died of cancer,

and then her dad passed away shortly after that.

Kyra said it was of a broken heart.

That sounds like a lot.

She has this hole in her heart where her parents used to be.

I think it's why she tries so hard to build a following online...

to fill that... need.

I mean, I tried.

Oh, Teddy, I promise you,

my team and I will do everything we can. Okay?

You don't understand.

Since her parents died, she hates being alone, Captain Batista.

It terrifies her.

So she wouldn't just take off like this.

- Something bad happened. I know it. - Okay, okay.

Why don't you come with me? We'll find you some dry clothes.

With a storm this bad, I'm not gonna take any chances.

I am issuing an alert for Kyra.

[alerts begin blaring]

[alert blaring]

Missing girl. I gotta go.

Uh, it's a hurricane out there.

Yeah, I know, but, uh, it's my job.

It's what I do, so I gotta go do it.

Um...

I will be back to check on you later, yeah?

[storm raging]

God, men are dumb.

[storm raging]

What, you forget your cape, Supercop?

That's funny.

[video call rings]

What, you shower with your clothes on?

No. I got that alert about that girl, Kyra.

Yeah, her boyfriend came in this morning and reported her missing.

Wait. Are you at Wayne's motel? Very nice.

Looks like the party didn't end when I thought it did.

Uh, no! No, no.

He just stopped by.

With provisions.

Provisions. Anyway, can you... can you come pick me up?

My car is under nine feet of water.

That's impossible.

The Governor just declared a state of emergency.

The Delaware River's flooded over. We're right next to it.

The whole building's on lockdown.

Well, hold on. What kind of an idiot

would put the police headquarters on lockdown?

Let me guess. Braun?

I don't know.

But it's crazy out there. Wherever Kyra is,

I have no idea how we're gonna find her.

[call ending]

Okay.

Okay. Now what?

[Wayne] You okay?

[Jason] No.

Kyra de la Cruz, 22.

Travel influencer.

Last seen this morning near city center

by her boyfriend, Teddy Williams,

and I'm searching traffic cams for their van,

but with this weather, I mean, the visibility is shot.

Nothing yet from the alert.

There's no luck on her phone, either.

It's either off or taken.

Well, dig into Kyra's online content.

See if there's any leads on locations,

obsessive fans... anything.

- [Kemi] Yep, gotcha. - Could I help?

Helen?

Yes, Captain!

Can you, uh, take Officer Hardbody

um, somewhere that isn't... here?

[Helen] Oh, yeah. Sure thing.

[Nikki] Thanks.

My real name's Jack, actually. Well, Jackson.

"Officer Hardbody" is just my pretend name.

- Oh, right. - It's okay.

- Even I get confused. - Helen?

Oh, uh, sorry.

Come on, Jack.

[Nikki] We'll let you know as soon as the lockdown is lifted.

- [Kemi] Nice to meet you, Jack. - He's kinda nice.

I can't take him serious with that little shirt, all right?

It's hard to concentrate.

- Okay. - [alerts chiming]

Oh, geez.

- What's going on? - Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Teddy posted on Insta asking their followers for help finding Kyra.

The tips are pouring in. This is insane.

Get every free body and log them.

This is great news.

Does that go for Officer Hotpants too?

- [Nikki] Uh, what? - [Mike] You heard me!

[Nikki] Somebody knows something, okay?

I want a report in my office in an hour.

- Anybody seen Jay? - Yeah, Wayne's motel.

[thunder crashing]

[Jason] That's great. There's a girl in trouble,

and I'm stuck in here playing cards.

Okay. You get, uh... seven cards.

You discard, you pull a card every single time.

It's a run of four and a run of three,

either matching numbers or matching suit.

- Together, that is "gin." You understand? - Got it.

- [phone ringing] - Hold on.

[phone chiming]

- [Nikki] Hey. - Hey.

Still stuck on Motel Island. You want me to swim to MPU?

I'm trying to get him to wait it out.

[Nikki] She's right, Jay.

Okay, well, what's going on with the Kyra girl, anything?

- We're working on it. - All right.

Oh! I heard you moved your bachelorette party to MPU.

[chuckling] Yeah. What did you and Mike do?

Nothing that you're gonna know about, because he told me that you'd ask,

and he also told me not to tell you.

Something about a bro code.

Oh, my God! You guys and your bromance.

Just promise you won't do anything crazy.

'Kay, bye.

I did notice that you didn't promise not to do anything crazy.

Didn't I?

Jason Grant doesn't like having his hands tied.

Maybe he does? I don't know yet.

That's funny.

You know, if you'd brought your laptop,

we could actually be helping this girl.

Just... saying.

My laptop...

Move your foot.

You're taking the Supercop thing literally. That's fun.

[storm raging]

Yeah.

[storm raging]

In the trunk.

- Nice. - Yeah.

- We're in business. - All right.

All right. Let's fire this thing up,

see if we can help Kyra.

[Wayne] Oof. We gotta charge this thing.

[Jason] Son of a bitch.

- [phones ringing] - [overlapping conversations]

[Rome] But then I saw Kyra tweeted

the complete opposite just a month prior.

I don't know if it means anything, but it seemed suspicious.

All right, Rome. That's great.

We have your contact info. We'll be in touch.

[call ends]

[calling out] Nik!

What do you got?

This is Rome Carter-Lee.

Welcome back to True Crime with Rome.

A little update on the Kyra de la Cruz situation.

He's a Philly local.

He's already called in three times.

[Nikki] You thinking what?

Obsessed fan?

He runs a true crime TikTok, so he seems legit,

but he's got priors for harassment and stalking.

What was the context?

Victim was a local influencer. Called in multiple times.

Finally got a restraining order.

So we took away his last target.

Maybe he was in the market for a new one, and found Kyra?

Already posted a video about her.

Accused her of faking her disappearance for Internet fame.

He also threw shade at Teddy.

Angry, jealous, and obsessed?

Question is...

all bark, or are we talking bite here?

I'll get Kemi on it.

I'm not waiting for the storm to clear.

This man is dangerous.

- [smack] - Don't touch that!

- [thunder crashes] - What is it?

A hybridization incubator.

Hybrid... incubator.

You are so smart.

Don't touch that either.

[sighs]

Look, um...

- Jackson. - ...Jackson.

[sighs] I know the storm has you stuck here too,

but this is my job. This is where I work, okay?

Okay.

I'm still new here,

and I've worked really hard to get everyone to like me,

even a little.

Well, why wouldn't they like you a lot?

Just... sit over there until the storm passes,

and let me work.

[groaning]

[Jackson humming Wicked's "Defying Gravity"]

You like musicals?

[Jackson] Like 'em?

[laughs] I love 'em.

I played Fiyero.

[gasps]

Oh! So you're...

Oh, my gosh, I thought that you were...

but you're... [laughs]

yeah, my little brother is gay.

Oh... well, us straight guys can like musicals too.

Geez, was my kiss that bad?

Kiss?

- We kissed? - We kissed.

[gasping]

Oh...

we kissed.

- Oh! - [Jackson] It was fire.

[Helen] Oh! I'm never drinking champagne again.

[sighs]

Okay. Okay, okay. Take this!

And make a list of, like, just all the hard things that...

I mean, just...

Behave! Or I'll lock you in the interrogation room.

[Jackson] That wouldn't be so bad.

[thunder rumbling]

[door opening]

Okay.

- One battery, one inverter. - Amazing.

You sure this is gonna work?

As long as it doesn't leak hydrogen.

Uh-huh, what-what happens if it leaks hydrogen?

Um...

maybe I should just move this candle.

Okay.

All right, let's work the workaround and find this girl.

Okay. Can I do anything?

Uh...

- pray? - Wait. It's wet.

That's fair.

It's just a conductor.

- That's all. - It'll be fine.

[powering up]

[chiming]

[Jason] Wow.

- It worked. - All right.

[rain pattering]

So, Rome's theories on Kyra's case are valid.

Um, her follower count has doubled.

But, then again, so has his.

So he's using and abusing her at the same time. That's nice.

And then I found this...

a tagged photo on Instagram.

Rome met Kyra three years ago at TrendingCon.

It's a convention for social media influencers.

- He neglected to mention that. - Yep.

And according to the comments section,

they got into some kind of altercation.

And the first time Kyra steps foot into his hometown, she goes missing?

[Mike] Well, looks like we got ourselves a suspect.

Yeah, we do.

- [phone buzzes] - Oh. Here's Jay.

Hey!

Oh, I haven't seen that many candles since your last birthday cake.

That's... that's hilarious. Thank you.

Uh, we lost power, but we are back up. What's going on?

Rome Carter-Lee, true-crime junkie with a Kyra issue.

I'll dig into him.

Good. Because we have a convicted stalker,

and that girl may have walked right into a trap.

[wind blowing]

[phone chiming]

[Mike] You care to explain why you're in a photo with a missing girl?

Same girl you're now exploiting for views?

I met hundreds of people at TrendingCon.

If I remembered that photo existed,

I would've used it in my video.

If I knew where she was, I would've posted it.

No, we're not concerned about your posts.

What we're concerned about is your priors.

Emily Beck ring a bell?

That was a long time ago.

That bitch tried to get me banned.

"Bitch," huh? Your mother must be proud.

Oof, this is bad.

- Mm-hmm. - What is?

Uh, our colleagues just discovered that you ordered a book,

Crime Scene Cleanup.

Did you make a mess, Rome?

Do you know the morbid stuff I have to research for my TikTok page?

Doesn't mean I hurt Kyra.

Well, it doesn't mean that you didn't.

I'm not your guy. I'm telling you.

It always comes down to one of the three "F"s...

fortune, foul play, freak accident.

And judging by the fact that your missing girl

just posted a new video,

I'm guessing it's the first.

[Kemi] Yo, guys? Come here.

Hey, um... Rome was right.

Uh, a new YouTube video just posted.

Take a look at the sun.

She must have pre-recorded it

and then scheduled it to drop today.

It's pretty common with vloggers. Here.

[Kyra] Hey, everyone.

I wanna start off by saying don't worry about me.

I know it looks like I've been crying...

'cause I have, um...

Teddy and I, we had a fight.

I just need some time apart.

Wait. Teddy said they didn't fight.

Yeah, he also said that he saw her this morning,

but the last time we had sunshine was yesterday.

That's the latest she could have recorded this.

So he lied about when she disappeared?

Reporting her missing isn't a bad plan if you hurt her

and you don't want the police to find out.

- Looks like Prince Charming's got some explaining to do. - [notifications pinging]

Oh, geez.

- [typing] - [pinging]

Ah, the comment section is blowing up.

"Teddy, how could you?"

"What did you do with Kyra?" Even death threats.

The Internet's tide turns fast.

Yeah, no kidding.

Have Helen run trace on Teddy's wet clothes.

I think our boy's been playing us.

Teddy and I, we had a fight.

I know it looks bad...

No, "bad" is when you lied and you said you saw her this morning.

Lying about a fight? That is very, very bad.

Where is she, Teddy?

- I don't know. - Is she hurt?

- Is she even alive? - I don't know!

Okay?

We got in a fight yesterday.

Okay. What about?

She wanted to put up this stupid post about engagement rings,

and just kept pushing me, and I just...

- I had enough. - You want a lawyer, Teddy?

Because it might be a really, really good time to ask for one.

You're not listening. Okay?

I love her. I didn't do anything.

[Nikki] He's anxious.

The question is why.

The hashtag "find Kyra" is trending.

God, everyone wants a piece of the drama.

Mm-mm. That's just noise.

We need to pinpoint when she actually disappeared.

So, I compiled her timeline using her digital footprints,

so let's see.

- [beep] - All right.

10 a.m. on Sunday,

Kyra posts their arrival in Philly on Instagram.

And 12:13 p.m., she posts on TikTok

eating a pretzel at the Liberty Bell.

2:41 p.m., a fan takes a photo with both of them

at John's Water Ice.

7 p.m., Kyra tweets from dinner at Luca's

in Rittenhouse Square.

And lastly, 8:00 a.m. on Monday,

Kyra Instagram stories "waking up in Philly,"

and they look like two happy campers.

And the fight happened sometime after that?

You remember the new YouTube video

that just posted?

See here... the light post in her background behind her

is a known height.

I was able to calculate the length of the shadow,

and the video was recorded about 11 a.m.

- You're brilliant. - Thank you so much.

Okay, so that means

that the fight happened between 8 and 11 yesterday morning.

Exactly. And there's no other online activity until 5:32 p.m.,

when she posts a BeReal from a bar in Kensington.

- BeReal? What... - It's a social media app.

It sends out an alert not dissimilar to ours,

and it prompts the user to post a photo within two minutes.

Uh, the point is... where you are, as you are.

[Nikki] And she looked like she'd been crying.

Yeah, and that's when we lose her.

All right. That means that the last-known location was Kensington. Right?

Anything past that?

It's a long shot,

but if we could get her unpublished videos...

[Nikki] Okay, so what we're looking for is an unpublished video

that can tell us where Kyra went

after she posted at 5:30 p.m. yesterday.

Say no more. Hacking the cloud.

And we ran a full jacket on Rome Carter-Lee.

- [Nikki] Anything? - Aside from the fact that he thinks

Kyra's disappearance is his big break

in the armchair-detective game, no, he's clean,

and cellphone data shows

he hasn't left his mom's basement in the past month.

Okay. That means that Teddy's the only suspect on the board.

I'm in.

Bad news, though... no more scheduled uploads.

Uh, if she auto-backs up that video cam,

I can maybe access the raw footage.

- Permission to hack? - [Nikki] Do whatever it takes.

All right, come on, let's go. We need a break here.

Yeah, no, that's... that's great.

I really appreciate it.

Thank you so much.

[hanging up]

That was a Camden County Highway Patrol trooper.

He saw the alert.

Turns out he pulled over Kyra and Teddy's van last month.

One of their tail lights was out.

- And... - And he remembered Kyra

because she had bruising and laceration on her arms.

Yeah, um, he tried to question her

separately from Teddy, but she refused.

He suspect abuse?

I mean, not enough to detain them.

Tests came back from Teddy Williams's clothes.

I found a stain on his shirt.

- It's blood. - His own?

The DNA is from a female source.

[thunder rumbling]

We pulled the bodycam footage

from the state trooper who pulled you over last month.

See, the thing is, Teddy,

when an abuser grabs his victim's arms,

it leaves marks... a lot like this.

And you think I did this?

Little bit.

Kyra fell hiking in Wharton State Park.

There's proof in one of our videos.

I wouldn't hurt her...

You lied about the last time you saw her.

You lied about the fight.

Because I didn't think you would believe me,

and then you wouldn't look for her. Okay?

Like you'd think she just dumped me or something.

How do you explain a woman's blood

on your shirt that you wore this morning? Huh?

I told you, from the hiking incident.

Look, we're wasting time here

when you should be looking for Kyra!

[gasping]

[screaming]

[gasping]

[panicking]

Teddy!

Hello, anybody!

Help! Is there anyone there?

Help!

- [rain pattering] - [siren wailing]

[thunder rumbling]

- [knocking] - Yeah?

Hey.

So, Wayne hacked Kyra's cloud server

and found footage she recorded at 8:30 last night.

[Kyra] Hey, guys.

So even though everything's been crazy,

I couldn't come all the way to Philly and not try a cheesesteak

from one of the oldest places in the city.

They're doing a twist on the classic, so it's a little pricey,

but if I'm gonna eat my feelings,

this is the way to go.

[munching]

Ugh!

Is that coriander and fennel?

I can't even taste the cheese.

Is that Taleggio? Ugh!

[Nikki] This poor girl.

[Kemi] I know.

I just wanted one thing to go right today.

I thought I'd treat myself

to this stupid-expensive sandwich,

but it sucks, because once again,

a chef takes something we all love and makes it worse.

Forget this place, guys. It's not worth your money.

[man] What did you friggin' say? You're recording this?

Turn the camera off. Turn it off!

- Hey! You're hurting me! - What the hell? Who is that?

- [Kyra cries out] - I.D. him.

- Fast as you can. - Yeah.

A helicopter?

I know that you're trying to be sweet,

but that is unnecessary. I'm fine.

Yes.

Listen. We want to be discreet,

and a helicopter is not discreet. Okay?

I gotta go. Buh-bye.

Did mystery man just offer to send you a chopper?

Who is this dude?

She had four tequila shots last night and wouldn't tell me.

All right, all right, all right.

You will meet him at the wedding. Okay?

That's if he stops trying to rescue me.

- He'd better. - Mmph. Hey.

Uh, let's see here. Here we go.

Kyra's attacker is Nico Falcone of the Falcone Original.

The place was opened by their grandmother Rose in the 1930s,

and the story goes that the Olivieri Brothers invented the cheesesteak,

but Rose perfected it.

Used to love me a Whiz Wit at Falcone's.

I haven't been back since they changed the family recipe.

Okay. You are not the only one.

Um, let's see here.

Take a look at this.

They're in arrears on rent.

And that's not all.

And they haven't paid their electric in months.

Nico was raised in Tuscany.

When his uncle died, he came here,

took over the restaurant,

and he brought over some weird ideas.

I mean, Wagyu cheesesteak

is the dumbest of dumb, dumb ideas.

- Sounds like it. - Oh, man.

Oh, he maxed out all of his credit cards,

and he's about to default on a loan.

And he's got priors.

Possession, aggravated assault.

All right. So we got anger issues, drug issues,

hanging onto the family business by his fingernails.

And then in walks Kyra to put one last nail into his coffin.

Okay. So if the storm won't let us go to Nico,

let's bring Nico to us.

- Yes. - All right.

[typing]

- [beep] - Come on.

[call ringing]

Hello? I know you?

Captain Batista, Philadelphia PD.

You gotta be kidding me. I can't talk.

No, this is urgent, Mr. Falcone.

Oh, no!

- [office murmuring] - [Mike] Rolling blackouts.

[Nikki] Por el amor de Dios!

[call ringing]

[Nikki] We finally have a credible suspect,

and the power went out.

Nik, I saw the video.

This guy is violent, he's got priors.

This is no good.

Well, until the storm passes, we're out of moves.

The second it does...

Hold on, hold on. I can get to Falcone's.

Jay, no. The city's under water. Okay?

- Stay... - [call disconnects]

Did you just hang up on her?

What do you want me to do? Okay?

Somebody's kid's out there, most likely in trouble. You want me to sit here?

Man, you really don't like being told what to do.

Okay. Remind me who's wearing an ankle monitor.

Huh? Me or you?

Yeah, that would be me, and even I know

sometimes the smartest thing that you can do

is to sit down, shut up, and wait for your window.

Wait for my window?

Let me ask you a question.

You remember that flight back from Kandahar? 18 hours?

Sitting on a plane, wondering what happened to Keith.

Wondering where he is, not being able to do anything?

I am not doing trapped in this motel room

when someone's kid is out there in trouble.

I just can't do it. Okay?

Falcone's is 10 blocks away.

[Wayne] Fine.

You wanna drown?

- [door closes] - Be my guest.

Hello, anybody?

Help! Anyone!

[pounding]

No, no!

[water rushing]

[thumping]

[grunting]

[grunting and pounding]

[pounding]

Help! Teddy!

[gasping]

[storm raging]

[panting]

[screaming]

[thunder rumbling]

[Jason] It's ten blocks away, Nik, I'll be fine!

What? What the hell are you thinking?

You have no plan! You have no backup.

You have no idea what you're walking into, Jay!

- [call disconnects] - Jay? Jay!

[storm raging]

Oh, my God!

[Mike] What's up?

He's going to Falcone's. I'm so done with him.

Hey, hey. Relax. All right? It's gonna...

[shaking loudly]

Can I make you a protein shake?

Uh, listen, Tragic Mike.

If she wants some protein, Big Mike can get it for her, okay?

And button up your shirt, all right?

We got a missing person to find.

[storm raging]

We're closed, my guy.

[Jason] Philadelphia PD, and I'm all good on gentrified hoagies, thanks, though.

Great. Find yourself a Mickey D's.

No, no. I'm actually looking to find

a girl named Kyra de la Cruz.

- Do you know who that is? - [Nico] No idea who you're talking about.

Okay, good, I'll tell you, then.

She came in last night, and she made a little video,

and then you assaulted her.

- Everything good, Nico? - Depends who you ask.

All right, yeah.

She slammed my food, so I slammed her camera.

Tell her to invoice.

No. You see, it's not about the camera.

She's missing.

I'm just curious, do you assault all your customers,

or is it just the ones who don't like your crappy food?

Whoa, whoa, wait. Missing?

- Yeah, missing. - And you think I...

No, no, no! You got this all wrong, amico.

- I do? - Yeah.

Okay. What happened to your van outside?

I don't know what you're talkin' about.

You don't know what I'm talking about.

You! What's your name?

J-Johnny.

[Jason] Johnny. How you doing, Johnny? You okay?

Yeah, no, I'm good.

Are you on drugs, Johnny?

- No, I don't... - Then why are you shaking?

- Why are you nervous? What's going on? - No, I-I'm good.

What's the matter, Johnny? Something's wrong.

What's going on, Johnny? You gotta tell me,

'cause I'm a cop. Tell me what's going on.

Tell me!

Listen, man...

- I-I was gonna tell you. - Tell me what?

After you knocked her camera, and you went into the back,

I told her she had to delete the footage.

What the hell, Johnny? W-What do you mean? What'd you do?

Girl's got, like, a million followers!

You know how that crap spreads! She drove off, I followed.

Hold on. Hold on.

You followed her, and then what?

I just lost it! Okay? I was mad.

I swiped her van, a-and she spun off the side of the road.

- Johnny, what the hell? - What, you just left her there?

- That's... - I...

Listen, it was an accident!

Listen, I panicked. I know I should've stayed,

but I didn't want to cause any trouble.

Well, what the hell do you call this?

You could ruin us, Johnny!

[Jason] Okay, okay!

- Where was this? - Fishtown somewhere.

[call ringing]

[phone buzzing]

- Hey. What's up? - Hey. Kemi, do me a favor...

pull up all the traffic cams from last night in Fishtown.

Kyra was run off the road.

Yeah, I got you.

Nikki!

Okay, so, restaurant is closed.

Until that girl is safe, you guys stay put.

Oh, and Wagyu cheesesteaks?

Come on, my guy!

Where the hell am I going, Kemi?

The power's still out and I am working

off of my hotspot, but I don't know.

At this rate, Jason, I don't know.

My God. What'd they do to her?

Please, you need to calm down. There's nobody better than Kemi.

Okay, guys!

I'm sorry to interrupt, but I am driving blind.

Okay, we're working on it.

You don't think you're gonna find her, do you?

[gasping]

- Okay. Power's on, Jay! - Excellent.

Praise the Gods! Uhh...

- This is good. This is good. - Uh, bear with me.

Bear with me. Fishtown is a maze.

[Nikki] Now we're cooking with gas.

[sighing]

Got it!

East on Susquehanna, near the Delaware Expressway.

It looks like she rolled over into a floodway.

Oh, my God.

Hey, listen to me.

Jason and I have a daughter around Kyra's age.

He's gonna do everything that he can

to make sure that she is safe. Okay?

What are you doing?

Jason may be a pain in my ass, but he's my partner.

All right? He goes, I go. Bro code.

[gasping and wheezing]

Anybody!

Hello?

Please!

[straining]

[beeping]

I don't know if anyone's gonna see this, but if you do...

Teddy, I love you so much, and I'm so sorry.

This was so stupid, and I'm so s...

- [beeping] - No!

[splashing]

[sobbing]

[Jason banging] Kyra! Can you hear me?

I'm coming in!

Oh, my God. Hello?

[shattering]

Help! Back here!

Okay.

Help! Please, please, please, help me.

My leg is stuck, and I don't want to die!

Hey, hey, hey! You're not gonna die. I promise.

Okay? Look at me, look at me.

You drown, I drown, and I'm not drowning, okay?

I got you, and I'm gonna get you outta here.

I promise. All right?

- Thank you. - You're good. I got you.

You're good. You're okay.

[water rushing]

[Jason] Hey! This van's flooding fast.

What do you got?

Is the van's position secure?

Secure? I don't know. It's upside-down!

The van rolled off the road, and she's stuck under this bed frame.

Hey. You all right?

What's going on? Talk to me.

Emergency rescue crew out in ten minutes.

Ten minutes? I don't think that's good.

Please hurry!

Kemi, we need a way to get out of here.

[typing]

[Kemi] Pulling up photos of her van.

There's a release latch!

On the back door, the one on the left.

Could you open up the back door and pull her out that way?

No. I can't get past the bed frame.

- Hello? - Jason?

Hey! Guys?

- Guys? Perfect. - [sobbing]

Hey! Hey, hey, hey. Come here.

Hey.

You're okay. Hey. Stay with me. You're okay.

I'm gonna get you out of here, I promise. Okay?

- Okay. - All right?

Please, I don't wanna die.

You not gonna die! I don't wanna die either.

All right? So we're gonna do this together, yeah?

You gotta trust me, okay?

- Do you trust me? - Yes.

You shouldn't trust me. I'm a crazy person. Okay?

- [laughs] - You're gonna be fine.

That's good, that's good. All right.

All right, do you have a tire iron, or...

Uh, no.

- You know, a crowbar, or something like that? - No.

What about one of those steering-wheel locks?

Yes! I think it's under the driver's seat.

Okay.

Okay, I got it!

- Found it? - Yep.

- We're good. - Okay.

- All right, this is gonna work. - Okay.

Okay. I'm gonna lift on three.

Okay.

One...

two... three...

Unh!

[grunting]

[straining]

Oh, my God! Thank you!

[sobbing]

On the count of three, we're gonna lift, okay?

One, two... let's go!

[men grunting]

Ow! It's moving!

- [straining] - Ah!

- Ah! - You all right?

Uh-huh.

What took you so long?

It's good to see you too, sugar.

Kyra, this is Captain Batista.

You can call me Nikki.

I don't know how to thank you.

Come here!

You know, I have seen so much of your life online,

I feel like I know you.

Then you kinda do, then.

You know, Teddy, uh, he didn't give up on you...

not for one second.

That means a lot more than followers.

Yes, ma'am.

Kyra!

Oh, my...

I didn't think I'd ever see you again.

I'm so sorry.

No, I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have lost my temper like that.

If you want me to propose, I will...

- right here, right now. - Stop.

Thank you.

For everything.

Oh, of course. Happy travels.

Well...

I hope her bachelorette is a little more exciting than mine.

What do you mean?

[ladies shrieking]

[Nikki] That's about as wild as it got.

Oh, you are having a time.

Yeah, I've seen happy hours get crazier than that.

I think Helen had the best time out of all of us.

- I can see that. - [laughing]

Well, me and Jay did end up at a strip club.

- What? - Yep. Got bored.

Had a couple beers at his place.

Wasn't that great.

I'm sorry I broke rank.

You pull that again,

and I'm replacing both of you with Officer Hardbody.

Hey, hey! His name is Jackson.

Do you...

Do you think maybe I could take you out on a real date?

Oh... [laughs nervously]

I-I don't know. [chuckling]

Do you date all your clients?

[chuckling] No.

No, no. I, um...

people see me as this six-pack for hire...

Oh.

...and I don't care about any of that.

I fall for someone's mind.

And you are so smart, Helen, a-and determined!

- You're like my Elphaba. - [laughing]

Except...

I would never defy gravity.

- That would be dumb, Officer! - [slapping]

I think I hurt my hand.

I just wanna get to know you.

- [elevator dings] - If you'll let me.

[elevator door rumbles open]

- [Helen] After you. - [Jackson] Uh... okay. [chuckles]

Good night.

Night.

[elevator doors open]

Oh, no.

[laughing]

Thank you, Officer!

Geez.

Oh.

"I'm a fool. Forgive me.

Dinner tomorrow night?

A dozen roses for every hour between now and then."

[Etta James] ♪ Don't know why ♪

♪ There's no sun Up in the sky ♪

♪ Stormy weather ♪

[Nikki] Mi amor, mi vida, mi cielo.

I'm ready for dinner.

- Yes, you are. - [chuckling]

As long as it's not cheesesteaks.

It's not gonna be cheesesteaks.

- Better not. - But, um...

thought we could share a little dance first.

Yeah?

Oh, I like it.

- You like it? - I like it, yeah.

[chuckling]

Pah! [laughing]

I don't like it, I love it.

♪ Keeps raining All the time ♪

If it ain't Wayne's oldhead.

Have we met?

No.

But Wayne's my girl,

and you need to make up your mind about her.

'Scuse me?

I think I made my point.

Okay.

[knocking]

[Jason] Housekeeping.

- Hey. - Hey.

Kinda busy right now, actually.

- You're busy? - Yeah.

- You got a-a marathon on the Cartoon Network? - So funny.

Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Look.

I'm, uh... terrible with rules,

but I'm-I'm even worse with feelings.

- Feelings? - Mm-hmm.

Yeah, you know, I don't care about feelings.

I am just very tired of this back and forth.

Right. Um...

Look, I'm sorry that I took off like that.

I was just kind of feeling, um...

in here, like a...

Yeah, like a trapped animal?

- Something like that, yeah. - Yeah, I think I get it.

[Jason] See, that's the thing.

I feel like we're very much alike,

and I just assumed

that you would know why I am the way that I am,

why I do the things I do, act the way that I act.

I did bring this.

He's ready for Gatorade.

What if I'm not?

Then it's my turn to wait.

But, um...

I am very, very thirsty.

- Yeah? - Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

- How thirsty? - Very thirsty.

It's okay.

♪ Lost in the dream ♪

♪ Or just the silence of a moment? ♪

♪ It's always hard to tell ♪

♪ Down in the way ♪

♪ They cut it open and they sold it ♪

♪ It's always hard to tell ♪