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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:05,340 PREVIOUSLY 2 00:00:05,500 --> 00:00:08,740 Rosa! Tell the class I'll be there in 10 minutes. 3 00:00:08,900 --> 00:00:12,820 - Mom says to be active in class. - I don't care. This is about Kasper. 4 00:00:12,980 --> 00:00:14,280 RITA Teacher 5 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:16,600 - But he doesn't get it! - Rosa ... 6 00:00:17,240 --> 00:00:18,760 ROSA Rita's pupil 7 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:28,140 I'm Lars. Rosa's dad. 8 00:00:28,300 --> 00:00:31,520 - Rosa, from your class. - Fuck. 9 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:33,640 LARS Rosa's dad 10 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:38,660 - Did we have a meeting? - Let's make plans. 11 00:00:38,820 --> 00:00:40,960 How do you mean? 12 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:43,120 RASMUS Headmaster 13 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:46,760 - Could I stay here for a while? - Of course. 14 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:48,520 MOLLY Rita's daughter 15 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:53,660 What if I opened a store? I've been offered a store location. 16 00:00:53,820 --> 00:00:56,160 RICCO - Rita's eldest son Let's check it out. 17 00:00:57,480 --> 00:01:01,180 You'll look at other places as well, right? 18 00:01:01,340 --> 00:01:03,620 BITTEN - Ricco's girlfriend It's the sensible thing to do. 19 00:01:03,780 --> 00:01:06,980 You must have been quite young when you had Ricco. 20 00:01:07,140 --> 00:01:11,380 It wasn't long after you and I broke up. God, you may be siblings! 21 00:01:11,540 --> 00:01:12,960 TOM Bitten's dad 22 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:15,420 I'm gay. 23 00:01:15,580 --> 00:01:18,400 You're Jeppe? I'm David. 24 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:24,380 - I'll take the kids out to dinner. - You came while Jeppe's in school! 25 00:01:24,540 --> 00:01:27,300 NIELS - Jeppe's dad Maybe he wants to see his dad. 26 00:01:27,460 --> 00:01:29,600 It's my job to protect him. 27 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:33,960 JEPPE Rita's youngest son 28 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:45,000 Oh, yeah! 29 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:03,340 You're amazing ... in bed. 30 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:05,220 You're amazing in bed. 31 00:02:05,380 --> 00:02:10,520 Or on the floor ... Did you read the latest material from Sex and Society? 32 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:13,700 It's interactive. 33 00:02:13,860 --> 00:02:17,540 Talking Sex Ed at this moment is wrong on so many levels. 34 00:02:17,700 --> 00:02:23,740 Sorry. Helle said there was an issue with who should teach Sex Ed. 35 00:02:23,900 --> 00:02:26,020 Shall we put on a show? 36 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:30,140 More youngsters are getting STDs. Syphilis is on the rise. 37 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:34,280 I never had a less horny conversation than this. 38 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:39,100 I always look forward to being with you. 39 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:43,240 But I always come out of it feeling sad. 40 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:49,180 - A lot of women think I'm a catch. - I never said otherwise. 41 00:02:49,340 --> 00:02:54,360 I'm no good at couples' stuff. You know that. Clear rules, right? 42 00:02:55,680 --> 00:03:00,740 And as a class teacher Sex Ed is your responsibility. 43 00:03:00,900 --> 00:03:03,800 Clear rules. 44 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:56,680 THE SHE-WOLF 45 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:03,220 - I'm bored. - He'll be here soon. 46 00:04:03,380 --> 00:04:06,580 Can't I leave? Why do I have to wait with you? 47 00:04:06,740 --> 00:04:11,860 If he sees me sitting alone, it'll look like I've been waiting for him. 48 00:04:12,020 --> 00:04:14,520 Well, you have. 49 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:20,640 - Are you even sure he's in there? - He's coming. 50 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:25,640 - He's not alone. - I can see that, thank you. 51 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:29,280 - Hi. - Hi. 52 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:37,120 We waited an hour for that? 53 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:42,400 - He's cute. - Yes. 54 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:04,700 I see you found the material? 55 00:05:04,860 --> 00:05:08,580 Do you know why teachers hate Sex Ed? 56 00:05:08,740 --> 00:05:12,460 - 'Cause the pupils get embarrassed? - No, that was in the old days. 57 00:05:12,620 --> 00:05:16,740 Now it's because they ask about things teachers have never heard of. 58 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:19,820 They've been watching online porn since 5th grade. 59 00:05:19,980 --> 00:05:22,680 And not the soft, German kind. 60 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:29,940 This material ... It's like teaching a pro soccer player how to dribble. 61 00:05:30,100 --> 00:05:34,040 - I doubt they're that hard core. - I'm afraid they are. 62 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:38,940 All the more reason to teach them what sex is really about. 63 00:05:39,100 --> 00:05:42,020 What is sex about? 64 00:05:42,180 --> 00:05:47,320 Closeness. Intimacy. Love. 65 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:56,180 Well, I'll find some new material. 66 00:05:56,340 --> 00:05:58,120 Okay. 67 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:19,860 - I just put them there. - Isn't it better on the tables? 68 00:06:20,020 --> 00:06:24,900 - I think they should be up here. - This'll make people sit down. 69 00:06:25,060 --> 00:06:31,180 And if they sit down, you increase your chance of selling beverages. 70 00:06:31,340 --> 00:06:33,320 - There. - But ... 71 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:37,400 It's gonna be a great place, honey. 72 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:14,300 - Why are you watching gay porn? - Jeppe's computer was lying around. 73 00:07:14,460 --> 00:07:17,740 I'm looking for material for Sex Ed. 74 00:07:17,900 --> 00:07:21,060 This is what appears when you search for 'sex' on his PC. 75 00:07:21,220 --> 00:07:23,320 That's gotta hurt. 76 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:31,440 They're professional porn stars. They probably warmed up. 77 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:38,120 No more porn for you! 78 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:47,140 I've never really known what goes on inside his mind. 79 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:50,500 It seems it's something about being abused by three mechanics. 80 00:07:50,660 --> 00:07:53,900 It's porn. Ricco watched it, too. 81 00:07:54,060 --> 00:07:58,720 That's different. I always knew where I had Ricco. 82 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:05,400 Jeppe won't even talk to me about it. 83 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:11,240 Maybe he doesn't need to talk. 84 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:15,840 Well, I do. 85 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:22,480 Why are you so worried about what he does? 86 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:52,820 Jeppe. Jeppe. 87 00:08:52,980 --> 00:08:58,040 - What's going on? - Are you active or passive? 88 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:03,760 Are you the one who gets it, or the one who fucks? 89 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:09,080 - Mom, what time is it? - I'd like to know what you are. 90 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:14,460 What ... yuck, Mom! 91 00:09:14,620 --> 00:09:19,020 - Good night. - I'm staying till you talk to me. 92 00:09:19,180 --> 00:09:23,080 - I'm grown-up, and I'm fine. - Jeppe, you're 15 ... 93 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:31,560 Crap. 94 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:37,800 Mom, Jesus ... 95 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,720 - Hi, Rita. - Hi, there. 96 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:11,860 - Hey. - Hi. 97 00:10:12,020 --> 00:10:17,540 I ran into Hjørdis. She wants to teach Sex Ed. 98 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:21,980 She wants as much teaching experience as possible. 99 00:10:22,140 --> 00:10:25,980 - Can she handle it? - Hjørdis? Yes, of course. 100 00:10:26,140 --> 00:10:31,840 - Okay. Hjørdis will be fine. - I think so, too. 101 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:38,580 Rasmus wants you to teach Sex Ed in 9th grade. 102 00:10:38,740 --> 00:10:42,440 So that you can develop your pedagogic skills. 103 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:49,120 - It's a challenge. - This may come as a shock to you. 104 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:57,460 - I'm not that experienced with sex. - You'll be fine. 105 00:10:57,620 --> 00:11:00,460 There's a box from Sex and Society. 106 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:04,760 With materials and, you know ... props. 107 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:09,880 Props? 108 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:48,120 - Hi. - Hi. 109 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:51,880 - What are you doing? - Nothing. 110 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:58,680 It was fun when she took out that plastic thing. 111 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:02,860 - I thought it was childish. - Yeah, it was. 112 00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:06,260 Isn't it ridiculous that we don't get proper Sex Ed? 113 00:12:06,420 --> 00:12:09,340 We could get AIDS and stuff. Do you think that's funny? 114 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:11,780 I didn't mean it like that. 115 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:15,300 When you start having sex, maybe you'll mature a little. 116 00:12:15,460 --> 00:12:17,200 See you, Rosa. 117 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,040 See you. 118 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:31,640 Rita. 119 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:37,100 - Hi. - Hi. Rosa already went home. 120 00:12:37,260 --> 00:12:40,880 - I know. - Okay. 121 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:44,960 I'd like to see you again. 122 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:50,400 You come to your child's school to tell her teacher you want to have sex? 123 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:57,560 - It doesn't strike you as odd? - It was really good sex. 124 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,460 Yes. It was. 125 00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:06,660 - Here ... My number. - Hi. 126 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:10,700 - The meeting's about to start. - Hi. 127 00:13:10,860 --> 00:13:13,960 - Rosa's dad? - Yes. 128 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:22,740 My card. I've promised Rita to help her with a built-in closet. 129 00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:24,260 Yes. 130 00:13:24,420 --> 00:13:28,640 See you then. Bye. 131 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:35,040 Poor man. With a wife like that ... 132 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:39,140 - And the daughter. - Yes. 133 00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:41,920 Phew. 134 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:55,340 What's for dinner? 135 00:13:55,500 --> 00:14:00,220 - Nothing. - We have to have something. 136 00:14:00,380 --> 00:14:03,700 Wait until Ricco's reception. Or make something yourself. 137 00:14:03,860 --> 00:14:06,320 That's not my job. 138 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:26,660 - What are you doing? - What? 139 00:14:26,820 --> 00:14:29,500 I made that ashtray. 140 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:34,360 There's no need to keep things you made now that you're all grown up. 141 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:53,420 - How are you guys doing? - Pretty good, actually. 142 00:14:53,580 --> 00:14:58,060 - You sound surprised. - No, just happy. 143 00:14:58,220 --> 00:15:00,980 Good. As long as you're sure. 144 00:15:01,140 --> 00:15:03,460 - I am. - Cause you have to be. 145 00:15:03,620 --> 00:15:07,980 - I am. - Cause it's important. To be sure. 146 00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:11,100 - If you want children ... - Mom? 147 00:15:11,260 --> 00:15:14,600 - I'm sure. - Okay. 148 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:19,900 - Does Ricco want children? - As many as possible. 149 00:15:20,060 --> 00:15:23,260 And what about you? 150 00:15:23,420 --> 00:15:27,980 I'll start out with one and see how it goes. 151 00:15:28,140 --> 00:15:31,380 - Did you ever want more children? - Nope. 152 00:15:31,540 --> 00:15:34,120 We always agreed on just one. 153 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:52,980 You should write 'Lonely Planet' and let them know you're open. 154 00:15:53,140 --> 00:15:57,580 If you're featured there, tons of tourists will come. 155 00:15:57,740 --> 00:16:01,300 - To Husum? - Yes. 156 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:07,940 - If you don't write, no one will come. - I think I'll start with the locals. 157 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:11,500 - They're not exactly pouring in. - They'll come. 158 00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:14,900 - More wine? - Yes, please. 159 00:16:15,060 --> 00:16:18,520 - Do you have more? - Yes, by the sink. Bring two. 160 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,840 - Hi. - Hi. 161 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:35,840 - Thank you. - Having a good time? 162 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:42,980 - I am now. - You haven't changed. 163 00:16:43,140 --> 00:16:47,460 - It's who I am. - True enough. 164 00:16:47,620 --> 00:16:51,680 - And you're still the diplomat. - It's who I am. 165 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,740 - When did you meet Jette? - A year after we broke up. 166 00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:10,020 - "We"? - You. Year 1 after Rita. 167 00:17:10,180 --> 00:17:15,300 One of us had to. You'd never do it. What if someone got upset with you? 168 00:17:15,460 --> 00:17:18,760 A good thing I had you to take care of it. 169 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:31,320 - Doesn't she trust you? - I think it's you, she doesn't trust. 170 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:42,220 - Do you love her? - Do I love my wife? Of course. 171 00:17:42,380 --> 00:17:45,520 I never loved my husband. 172 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:50,580 I'm sorry to hear it. 173 00:17:50,740 --> 00:17:53,680 I mean it. I'm sorry to hear it. 174 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:58,440 - Oh, here you are. - Yes. 175 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:06,120 What a good idea to get to know each other a little better. 176 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:15,900 - So, what do you do? - I make jewelry. 177 00:18:16,060 --> 00:18:22,800 I design jewelry. Rings, ear rings, necklaces and ... 178 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:28,940 - I'm currently in my wool phase. - You sure are. 179 00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:32,500 She's quite successful. She was on 'Good morning, Denmark'. 180 00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:35,180 - It's nothing. - It was great. 181 00:18:35,340 --> 00:18:40,340 Don't contradict your wife. If she says it's nothing, I'm sure it's true. 182 00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,800 - Cheers. - Cheers. 183 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:56,500 - This is a great place. - I wish more people had come. 184 00:18:56,660 --> 00:19:01,440 These things take time, don't they? 185 00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:06,940 I feel like a drink. Let's go to a bar. 186 00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:10,660 - I don't drink. - Then look at girls, and I'll drink. 187 00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:15,380 Or look at guys. Come on. We'll find a gay bar. 188 00:19:15,540 --> 00:19:17,960 I don't want to go to a bar. 189 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:47,260 - Cool place, huh? - Yes. 190 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:50,940 - What shall we drink ... - Coca-Cola for me. 191 00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:54,600 - Two gin and tonics please? - Two gin and tonics. 192 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:02,660 - Who's your type, anyway? - Do we have to talk about that? 193 00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:06,240 Come on. Show me someone you like. 194 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:18,180 - That guy over there. - The one in blue? 195 00:20:18,340 --> 00:20:20,060 Yes. 196 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,540 I think contact is established. 197 00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:26,460 - Shall I wave him over? - No, please don't ... 198 00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:31,100 - Too late. Here he comes. - Hi. 199 00:20:31,260 --> 00:20:34,220 This is Jeppe, and I'm Ricco. 200 00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:38,040 - Tobias. - Hello. 201 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:42,540 What are you doing here? Just hanging out or ... 202 00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:46,500 We came in for a drink, and then Jeppe spotted you. 203 00:20:46,660 --> 00:20:48,280 Nice. 204 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:55,260 I have to use the restroom. Will you hold my seat? 205 00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:57,760 - Sure. - Thanks. 206 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:11,960 Does he have a boyfriend? 207 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:27,040 "Are you busy?" 208 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,560 You're amazing. 209 00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:11,660 Aren't you coming back in? 210 00:22:11,820 --> 00:22:15,800 - No, I'll just sit here for a while. - Come on, come back in! 211 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:21,820 - They're only interested in you. - No way! 212 00:22:21,980 --> 00:22:24,520 They're interested in this! 213 00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:28,460 Ricco, get your hot body in here! 214 00:22:28,620 --> 00:22:32,900 I'm coming! We can start working out together. 215 00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:37,240 - Okay? - I'll come in soon. 216 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:43,380 Save a shot for me! 217 00:22:43,540 --> 00:22:48,860 They're all so shallow with their pop music and gym crap. 218 00:22:49,020 --> 00:22:53,660 If they spent half as long on reading the newspaper as in the gym ... 219 00:22:53,820 --> 00:22:55,660 Yeah. 220 00:22:55,820 --> 00:23:00,240 So I am having my own party out here. 221 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:04,000 Wanna join me? 222 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:09,160 - Okay. - Cheers. I'm Nikolaj. 223 00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:13,080 Cheers. Jeppe. 224 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:30,540 - Morning. - Hung over? 225 00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:32,520 Yes. 226 00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:40,800 Do we have waffle mix? I need something sweet. 227 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,680 - I'll make you some. - Really? 228 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:50,120 You're the best. 229 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:55,420 - Just be okay by tonight. - What happens tonight? 230 00:23:55,580 --> 00:23:59,580 - Nina and Claes are coming over. - Do I have to be here? 231 00:23:59,740 --> 00:24:04,620 Yes. Ricco, you have to be here! 232 00:24:04,780 --> 00:24:09,600 - They want to get to know you. - They don't care if I'm here or not. 233 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:15,640 Do you want waffles, or don't you? 234 00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:33,540 - You wanted to see me? - Yes, thanks for coming. Coffee? 235 00:24:33,700 --> 00:24:35,500 - No, thank you. - Water? 236 00:24:35,660 --> 00:24:41,360 - No, thanks. What can I do for you? - Please have a seat. 237 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,320 So ... 238 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,740 - Okay, I'll go first. - Good idea. 239 00:25:02,900 --> 00:25:06,900 I had a talk with your 9th-grade pupils who told me - 240 00:25:07,060 --> 00:25:10,660 - that Hjørdis tried teaching them Sex Ed. 241 00:25:10,820 --> 00:25:13,460 Apparently it didn't go very well. 242 00:25:13,620 --> 00:25:17,460 It had confused them more than enlightened them. 243 00:25:17,620 --> 00:25:20,580 I'm sorry to hear that. 244 00:25:20,740 --> 00:25:23,500 I would like you to take over. 245 00:25:23,660 --> 00:25:28,140 And I would like a magic fountain with goldfish of solid gold. 246 00:25:28,300 --> 00:25:31,780 It's my responsibility to ensure that they get proper Sex Ed. 247 00:25:31,940 --> 00:25:37,320 It's my responsibility to ensure that they don't fall behind. 248 00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:48,580 Hjørdis said that Rasmus asked her to teach Sex Ed. 249 00:25:48,740 --> 00:25:53,380 - Yes. - Odd for him to interfere. 250 00:25:53,540 --> 00:25:58,040 Okay, well then he's the one I should talk to. 251 00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:03,960 Okay, fine. I'll do it, if it's so damn important to you. 252 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:08,520 Thank you. 253 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:14,700 He's just not my type. I find his films presumptuous. 254 00:26:14,860 --> 00:26:19,500 How many others can you name who make conceptual films? 255 00:26:19,660 --> 00:26:22,980 It's not that I don't acknowledge his talent ... 256 00:26:23,140 --> 00:26:27,380 But the art of suggestion isn't something he embraces. 257 00:26:27,540 --> 00:26:32,180 Why should we be so damn polite: "I hope I didn't offend you ..." 258 00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:36,860 There's a difference in how you ... He abuses his artistic devices. 259 00:26:37,020 --> 00:26:39,800 - And it's pubertal. - Agreed. 260 00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:46,260 Sorry, we're nerding it up. Let's talk about something we all like. 261 00:26:46,420 --> 00:26:49,640 It's okay. I think about sex while you talk. 262 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:56,640 - Ricco! - We would like to talk to you, too. 263 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:02,740 - Did you make the food? - Some of it. 264 00:27:02,900 --> 00:27:06,660 It's delicious. A fantastic salad. 265 00:27:06,820 --> 00:27:10,320 - Are they from the fjord in Jutland? - Who? 266 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:16,540 - Oh, no they're from the supermarket. - Try the ones from the fjord. 267 00:27:16,700 --> 00:27:21,580 - Denmark's finest soil. - We must try them. 268 00:27:21,740 --> 00:27:25,420 - Do you know Meyer's organic apples? - They're scrumptious! 269 00:27:25,580 --> 00:27:28,640 They taste of ... 270 00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:32,520 Apples? 271 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:37,880 An apple isn't just an apple ... isn't just an apple. 272 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:43,400 Then what is it? 273 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,880 Have you been to the theatre recently? 274 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:02,240 Hi. 275 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:25,240 - Good morning. - Good morning. 276 00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,720 ARE YOU HAVING SEX? 277 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:41,520 Today we'll talk about factual prose, so please find your articles. 278 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:48,180 As you can see clitoris is located externally on the body - 279 00:28:48,340 --> 00:28:52,820 - and it has nothing to do with penetration or the size of a penis. 280 00:28:52,980 --> 00:29:00,140 The size of the clitoris hood varies considerably. 281 00:29:00,300 --> 00:29:04,380 From the size of a pinhead to ... 282 00:29:04,540 --> 00:29:08,220 ... the size of the tip of my finger. 283 00:29:08,380 --> 00:29:12,580 Jeppe, pay attention please? You might need this one day. 284 00:29:12,740 --> 00:29:17,260 - He's gay, you know. - Don't tease someone with that. 285 00:29:17,420 --> 00:29:21,000 If it were true, it would be very hurtful towards Jeppe. 286 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:27,060 - But he is. - It's true. It's no secret. 287 00:29:27,220 --> 00:29:34,300 How stupid do you think I am. You'd be bullied, if that was true. 288 00:29:34,460 --> 00:29:37,260 No, it leaves more girls for the rest of us. 289 00:29:37,420 --> 00:29:39,260 That's enough. 290 00:29:39,420 --> 00:29:43,620 It's painful for anyone here who might actually be a homosexual. 291 00:29:43,780 --> 00:29:47,540 So, where were we? The clitoris hood ... 292 00:29:47,700 --> 00:29:50,960 No, you know what? Let's go straight to condoms. 293 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:08,660 - It looks great. - Oh, thanks. 294 00:30:08,820 --> 00:30:12,900 Hi. How's it going? 295 00:30:13,060 --> 00:30:18,780 It's ... pretty quiet. How about you. 296 00:30:18,940 --> 00:30:24,020 I'm okay. What movie to you want to see? 297 00:30:24,180 --> 00:30:27,940 I don't know. Any suggestions? 298 00:30:28,100 --> 00:30:33,240 - Just no Hollywood crap for me. - I don't like it either. 299 00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:38,280 I'm really happy you wanted to come. 300 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:43,200 Yes ... me, too. 301 00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:47,960 Come ... 302 00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:57,260 I read an article that said that more money is spent on Valentine's Day - 303 00:30:57,420 --> 00:30:59,140 - than on AIDS research. 304 00:30:59,300 --> 00:31:01,580 Really? 305 00:31:01,740 --> 00:31:05,480 - Hey. - Hey. 306 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,620 - What's up? - Not much. 307 00:31:08,780 --> 00:31:10,980 How's it going? 308 00:31:11,140 --> 00:31:14,260 Jeppe, this is my friend, David. He's also a freshman. 309 00:31:14,420 --> 00:31:18,580 And David this is Jeppe, the guy I told you about from the other night. 310 00:31:18,740 --> 00:31:21,480 - Okay. But we know ... - Hi. 311 00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:26,940 - Are you seeing a movie? - That's the plan. 312 00:31:27,100 --> 00:31:30,860 - We'd better go in. - Sure. No problem. 313 00:31:31,020 --> 00:31:32,880 See you. Bye. 314 00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:41,800 I'm not watching that shit. 315 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:55,580 Is the bread home-made? 316 00:31:55,740 --> 00:31:59,020 It's home-made by the baker ... who delivers it. 317 00:31:59,180 --> 00:32:03,240 But it's freshly made. 318 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:09,340 ... And it is made from grain cultivated on Grain Island - 319 00:32:09,500 --> 00:32:14,020 - a small island with exquisite soil. 320 00:32:14,180 --> 00:32:17,340 It makes all the difference. It is full of minerals - 321 00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:21,900 - and you can really taste the high quality of the grain. 322 00:32:22,060 --> 00:32:24,780 Okay ... 323 00:32:24,940 --> 00:32:28,500 The lettuce is from the fjords. You know the area, right? 324 00:32:28,660 --> 00:32:34,420 Yes, of course. Well, I'll have one, then. 325 00:32:34,580 --> 00:32:36,960 Certainly. 326 00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:53,700 - Where have you been? - At the movies. 327 00:32:53,860 --> 00:32:55,960 With whom? 328 00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:02,540 - Jeppe, tell me. - Or what? 329 00:33:02,700 --> 00:33:06,440 You'll throw out more of my stuff? 330 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:36,540 Okay... Sex Ed. 331 00:33:36,700 --> 00:33:40,580 - We already did it with Hjørdis. - We want pussy-pics! 332 00:33:40,740 --> 00:33:45,420 René, you can watch porn at home. We're going to talk about sex - 333 00:33:45,580 --> 00:33:52,900 - which can be difficult when you're among friends and classmates. 334 00:33:53,060 --> 00:33:59,420 Let's talk about this fellow instead. His name is Dennis. 335 00:33:59,580 --> 00:34:04,260 He's 15. An ordinary, average guy. 336 00:34:04,420 --> 00:34:08,320 Do you think he's had sex? 337 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:14,740 Kasper, you're shaking your head. Why don't you think so? 338 00:34:14,900 --> 00:34:19,120 The average age is over 16. Hjørdis told us. 339 00:34:20,240 --> 00:34:25,540 Okay, but what if he is ... precocious? 340 00:34:25,700 --> 00:34:28,980 - You mean an immigrant? - Then his name wouldn't be Dennis. 341 00:34:29,140 --> 00:34:33,060 Precocious. It means grown-up. Mature. 342 00:34:33,220 --> 00:34:36,640 Maybe if he's had a girlfriend for a long time ... 343 00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:42,220 How long will you have been together before you have sex? 344 00:34:42,380 --> 00:34:45,380 A couple of months. 345 00:34:45,540 --> 00:34:48,420 What do the rest of you think? 346 00:34:48,580 --> 00:34:51,800 A long time. You have to get to know each other first. 347 00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:56,520 - Does that matter? - Yes. 348 00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:04,860 What about the stuff he watches online. Doesn't he want to try it out? 349 00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:08,860 - No. - So he ... 350 00:35:09,020 --> 00:35:15,460 You don't think he goes out and experiments? 351 00:35:15,620 --> 00:35:17,920 He's only 15. 352 00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:22,000 Yeah ... 353 00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:26,640 Yes, he is. 354 00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:46,160 What are you doing? 355 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,360 Nothing. 356 00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,920 Is something wrong? 357 00:35:56,240 --> 00:36:00,440 I wish I knew him better. I don't understand him. 358 00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:07,800 - He's the total opposite of me. - But isn't that a good thing? 359 00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:12,420 - You give your body frequently to men. - Yes ... 360 00:36:12,580 --> 00:36:16,260 You're what one might call cheap. A slut, a whore, a cheap cu ... 361 00:36:16,420 --> 00:36:19,500 Thank you, I get the picture. What's your point? 362 00:36:19,660 --> 00:36:23,060 If Jeppe rebels by being the opposite of you - 363 00:36:23,220 --> 00:36:26,600 - doesn't that automatically make him sensible? 364 00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:33,680 - You're not half dumb. - Yes. I mean no. I'm not. 365 00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:45,160 - What? - Do you have a minute? 366 00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:00,200 I've been thinking. 367 00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:07,460 I'm not gonna force you to talk to me. 368 00:37:07,620 --> 00:37:13,920 You can always come to me, if you want to talk about anything. 369 00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:20,620 Until that happens, I know you'll do the right thing. 370 00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:25,120 I know you well enough to know that. 371 00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:36,320 Shall we get pizzas? 372 00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,320 Subtitles: Tina Goldberg Dansk Video Tekst 27794

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