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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:05,600 PREVIOUSLY 2 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:07,400 Good morning, Rosa. 3 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:11,520 - Mom told me to participate in class. - I don't care. This is about Kasper. 4 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:13,120 RITA Teacher 5 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:18,400 - Do we have a meeting? - Let's make plans. 6 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:20,600 How do you mean? 7 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:24,320 RASMUS Principal 8 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:27,920 - Do they bully you? - I was always bullied. 9 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:32,000 Kids in school called me Hjør-piss and Turdis. 10 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:33,520 HJØRDIS Newly trained teacher 11 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:37,680 - Do you see your dad often? - Why would we? 12 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:39,240 Lillebeth Rita's mother 13 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:44,320 I'm not a catch. I have a nice body, I'm fun, but I can't do anything. 14 00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:47,000 MOLLY Rita's daughter 15 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:49,840 - May I come in? - Go away. 16 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:52,680 I just made the bed! 17 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:54,640 JEPPE Rita's youngest son 18 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:59,120 - I'm not paying you to talk. - You don't have to pay me at all. 19 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:03,440 Shall we? 20 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:05,440 RICCO & BITTEN Rita's son and daughter-in-law 21 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:09,320 You asked me why I became a teacher. 22 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:13,280 To protect children against their parents. 23 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:19,080 - Good morning. - Morning. 24 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:22,240 WHO'S THE SCHOOL'S BIGGEST TALENT? 25 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:25,920 What's that? 26 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:27,600 A poster? 27 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:30,200 How did you get money for a talent show? 28 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:33,080 From the fund for special initiatives. 29 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:35,720 Do you have a talent? Can you sing? 30 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:38,800 Can you swim?! I never learned. 31 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:41,920 I need you as judge ... 32 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:45,880 - You just say something nice to them. - I never lie to children, Hjørdis. 33 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:49,160 But all the kids really respect you! 34 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:53,280 Maybe that's because I don't lie to them. 35 00:01:55,840 --> 00:02:00,360 Wouldn't you like Rita to be a judge on the talent show? 36 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:07,400 Okay, fine. You asked for it. 37 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:55,920 THE ANARCHIST 38 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:05,400 - Hi. Are you Hjørdis? - Yes. Hi. 39 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:09,600 I'm Hjørdis, and my talent is doing animal sounds. 40 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:13,800 We haven't met properly. I'm Torben, math teacher. 41 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:19,760 I'm so excited to get to know you all and soak up your enthusiasm. 42 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:24,400 - You know what I mean. - You sure seem enthused. 43 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:26,680 Yes, very. 44 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:33,560 But that's no reason to be selfish. How did you get money for this? 45 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:38,320 I got a grant, and it's a cross- curricular project of music and ... 46 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:44,520 I'm sure the parents will be thrilled. But what about the rest of us? 47 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:48,240 - But anyone can join ... - I'll tell you what will happen. 48 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:53,440 Those of us who teach normally will be swamped - 49 00:03:53,560 --> 00:04:00,040 - with parents and boards who want us to do this popculture crap, too. 50 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:06,080 That makes us look lazy, and after 30 years of teaching - 51 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:10,000 - I don't fancy being called lazy. 52 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:14,600 So, maybe you could be a little less selfish and show some solidarity. 53 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:34,520 - Jeppe, come here a minute. - What? 54 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:38,000 I want to show you something. 55 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,400 Entertain me! 56 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:55,760 - Nice to have your sister back? - Sure, if she wasn't so weird. 57 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:01,000 - What are you playing? - Something I can't figure out. 58 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:05,040 I got it when I was 5. 59 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:09,080 - Mr. Genius. - Pretty much. 60 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:14,880 Are you never actually gonna do anything? 61 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:21,040 - Still upset about Kim? - No. I just don't know what to do. 62 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:24,240 Get out of the house. Find a job. 63 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:28,320 I don't know how to write applications. 64 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:31,840 Get Mom to help you. 65 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:35,080 - I'll figure it out. - I doubt it. 66 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:40,480 Fuck you. You're not even funny. 67 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:05,040 - Lillebeth. - Hi, Grandma, it's Molly. 68 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:09,360 - Hi, Molly! How are you? - Could we meet? I need your help. 69 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:14,200 - Yes, of course. With what? - Writing a job application. 70 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:30,720 Michael Strunge. 71 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:36,360 Michael Strunge? 72 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:42,960 Okay. He's one of the great poets of the punk rock generation. 73 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:47,400 He was a hero to ill-adjusted youngsters. 74 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:52,720 Those who didn't understand their parents and the society they'd built. 75 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:58,680 He was sort of a court poet for punk rockers and anarchists alike. 76 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:02,360 Who can tell me what an anarchist is? 77 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:08,600 - People who dress in black. - Sure! Some dress in black. 78 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:12,680 They have punk rock hair or balaclavas to hide their identity. 79 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:17,640 Exactly. Okay ... what does an anarchist believe in? 80 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:22,200 What does an anarchist believe in? 81 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:28,800 An anarchist believes in no rules! You can do whatever you want! 82 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:34,520 An anarchist believes in chaos! 83 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:18,200 Okay, I'll say it. You're wearing a dog collar. 84 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:20,480 - Yes. - You're not a dog. 85 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,880 - So? - And you're 15. 86 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,920 Whatever. 87 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,680 Reading a book you don't understand. 88 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:32,840 How would you know? I'm an anarchist. 89 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:37,680 - Awfully tidy room for an anarchist. - Pure coincidence. 90 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:42,320 Well, Jeppe if you're an anarchist - 91 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:46,720 - you won't mind me doing this. 92 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:53,360 Or ... this? 93 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:24,040 That's right! Anarchist! 94 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:33,960 Hello? 95 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:36,640 Yes? I'll buzz you in. 96 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:45,640 Ricco? It's your dad. 97 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:50,120 - I'm Bitten. - Niels. 98 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:52,840 - Please come in. - Thank you. 99 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:03,280 - Hi, Dad. - Hi, Ricco. 100 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,640 Hi. 101 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:28,840 Is something wrong? 102 00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:33,720 Am I selfish? 103 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:38,800 - Where did that come from? - Torben said I was. 104 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:44,040 Torben? Math Torben? 105 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:46,920 - Why did he say that? - It's the talent show. 106 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:51,040 It puts pressure on the others to apply for grants for their teaching - 107 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:56,400 - so it's selfish of me, and I never thought of it like that, so he's right. 108 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:59,240 You're cancelling? 109 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:04,960 Don't say anything to him! I'll do it myself! 110 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:10,000 - I'll do it. - Okay. 111 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:22,600 Do you know where the teachers' lounge is? 112 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,320 Hey! 113 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:30,320 Hi. 114 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:35,600 - What are you doing here? - I have a few days in Denmark ... 115 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:39,520 - You can't just show up here. - I'd like to take the kids to dinner. 116 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:41,680 You have kids? 117 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:46,360 I'm surprised. Is it 3 days of your life you've spent with them. Total? 118 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:51,200 - Well, now I'm here! - Yes, like a far removed uncle. 119 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:54,840 - You don't know them. - Of course I do. 120 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:57,640 How tall is Jeppe? 121 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:02,480 We use email. We're Facebook friends! 122 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:06,720 - I did come to see you first. - While Jeppe's in school! 123 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:10,160 - Maybe he wants to see his dad. - Maybe he wants an STD! 124 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:13,280 Who knows what goes on in the mind of a teenager. 125 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:17,880 It's my job to protect him. You have to leave. 126 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:25,120 - I'm at Ricco's. Think it over. - The other way. 127 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:48,880 - What? - How are you? 128 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:52,440 - Fine. - Did you tidy your room yet? 129 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:55,520 No. And I don't care how it looks. 130 00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:59,080 How do your classmates like the new you? 131 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:03,960 - I don't care what they think. - Your dad's here. 132 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:06,880 He wants to see you. If you care to see him. 133 00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:15,840 Okay ... Sure, I can do that. 134 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:18,400 Okay. Fine. 135 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:34,200 - Is he picking you up? - Yes, he'll be here any minute. 136 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:36,920 Where's your dog collar? 137 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:43,120 - You can't wear it to a restaurant ... - A true anarchist doesn't care. 138 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,720 No rules and all that. 139 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:52,680 - Hi. Hi, Jeppe. - Hi, Dad. 140 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:55,520 Have a nice time, sweetie. 141 00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:59,440 - Enough room? - Sure. 142 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:05,240 - Bye-bye. - Bye. 143 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:24,440 - Hey. - Hi. 144 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:31,560 - His dad? - Why does he want to see that jerk? 145 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:49,880 We could catch a movie, if you want? 146 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:56,040 I think I just need to be by myself. See you tomorrow. 147 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,840 The food here is supposedly really good. 148 00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:05,560 No doubt about it! Damn, this is good. 149 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:10,440 - How's Karen? - She's fine. 150 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:13,840 We're good together. No hypocrisy, no bullshit. 151 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:16,520 - She's true to herself. - So is Mom. 152 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,880 Yes, she is. 153 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,240 How about you? Do you need money? 154 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:25,720 - No, no! - Come on. Do you need money? 155 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:27,920 Molly? 156 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:32,680 I've leased a store space, and I'll open a sandwich bar in 2 weeks. 157 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:36,280 A sandwich bar? 158 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:40,480 Uhm ... 159 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:47,680 And Bitten and I are getting married. 160 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:56,200 - You're kidding. - Nope. 161 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:59,280 - That's great, congratulations! - Thank you. 162 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:01,880 It's on June 16, and you have to come! 163 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,560 - Of course I'll come. - Yes, you must. 164 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:08,400 - That's great news! Cheers! - Cheers. 165 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:15,240 So, Jeppe. How about you? 166 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:19,040 I'm thinking of becoming a writer. 167 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:25,000 - Crime novels! Good money in that. - Yes ... but also poems and stuff. 168 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:29,320 - Poems? - Punk rock and stuff like that. 169 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:33,680 Ah, so that's why you had on that ridiculous dog collar. 170 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:38,280 Isn't that 20 years too late? 171 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:44,920 It's just that, in school we had this ... workshop about anarchism. 172 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:48,240 - And was Mom your case-study? - Mom? 173 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:51,960 Sure! She's the biggest anarchist I know. 174 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:56,000 Mom's not ... A mom can't be an anarchist. 175 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:58,840 Sure! She does exactly as she wants. 176 00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:04,280 Have you ever seen her conform to anything? Has anyone? 177 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:10,880 She's an anarchist, alright. Good luck rebelling against that. 178 00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:19,960 You can't smoke here. 179 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:24,640 - Okay. - Thank you. 180 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:03,280 I'll just go say hi to her. 181 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:07,520 - Hi. - Come. 182 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:15,880 What ... what do you want? 183 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:26,320 - What are you doing? - Do you wanna drink or fuck? 184 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:32,360 I am ... 185 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,600 Condom? 186 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:02,200 It was just sex. Don't worry. 187 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:06,160 No one will know, right? 188 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:09,120 Who would I tell? 189 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:11,000 Okay. 190 00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:13,760 What about Monday? 191 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:17,120 Okay. The sex was really nice. 192 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,240 Thank you. 193 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:23,880 I think so, too. 194 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:27,560 But it was what it was. Two horny adults. 195 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:29,560 - But ... - No. 196 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:33,560 Let me explain it in a way that won't hurt your male pride. 197 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:39,200 - We'll never see each other again. - But there's the talent show. 198 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:44,800 I'm Lars. Rosa's dad. 199 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:47,960 Rosa, in your class. 200 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,240 Fuck. 201 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:15,760 Hi, honey, it's me. Did I wake you? 202 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:18,320 I just got back to the hotel. 203 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:25,200 It's fine You know, standard. 204 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:31,960 I just wanted to check up on you. I'll call tomorrow. Night. 205 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:37,480 - Hi. - You just got back to the hotel? 206 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:41,160 - I didn't want to get into it. - Get into what? 207 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:43,360 You know ... 208 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,560 Sometimes it's easier not saying anything. 209 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:51,360 She doesn't know you're visiting your children? 210 00:20:56,120 --> 00:21:00,560 - Will we see you at the wedding? - It'll be difficult. 211 00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:04,600 When were you going to tell him? 212 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:08,240 I'll send you a gift, obviously. And then I'll visit ... 213 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:12,200 Will you tell him, or shall I wake him up now and tell him? 214 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:19,480 I'll tell him. 215 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:31,040 Rita! Wait up. 216 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:33,800 - Good morning. - Good morning. 217 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:36,120 I was wondering ... 218 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:40,160 Are you okay? You seemed a little ... yesterday. 219 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:44,560 Oh, right. I was a bit upset. 220 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:47,720 - We'll do something some other day. - Mmm. 221 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:52,120 - Was it nice to be by yourself? - Yep. 222 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:57,000 - Yes. - Yeah? Super. 223 00:21:57,120 --> 00:22:01,320 Well, we'd better ... Hjørdis is waiting. 224 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:05,680 Oops, excuse me, Lars. Oliver? 225 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:08,240 Oliver. 226 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:12,400 There are so many incredible talents in this school. 227 00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:15,440 Hi there. What would you like to do? 228 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:19,360 S.. s.. stand-up. 229 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:23,720 - Crash and burn. - Nonsense. Next! 230 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:25,520 - Hi. - Hi. 231 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:31,360 I want to make sure that, if I sign up my son and his soccer tricks - 232 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:34,640 - he'll be judged fairly. It requires a lot more practice than singing. 233 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:37,520 We treat everyone fairly. 234 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:41,960 He's not super good, but we're investing in building his confidence. 235 00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:46,120 - We'll be gentle. What's his name? - Simon Aakersen, 7B. 236 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,800 Why sign him up, if he isn't super good. 237 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:53,160 - She's only a vice judge. - Good. 238 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:56,640 He's not mentally prepared for unnecessary obstacles. 239 00:22:56,760 --> 00:23:00,080 You can hardly call reality an unnecessary obstacle. 240 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:03,640 - What the hell is your problem? - My problem is ... 241 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:12,680 Do you have a minute? 242 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:16,040 Wait here. 243 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:26,640 My problem? It's irresponsible to tell kids they can be whatever they want. 244 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:31,480 It's lying to their faces telling them they can be singers or soccer stars. 245 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:36,080 Well, now it's obvious where Simon gets his low self-esteem. 246 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:40,040 Maybe it's from you pressuring him into doing something he's no good at. 247 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:45,320 Tell me if this sounds moronic, but isn't your job to support the kids? 248 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:49,640 My job is to prepare them for the real world and according to you parents - 249 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:52,840 - every child in this school is a future star. 250 00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:57,320 The truth is that if a child from this school becomes famous - 251 00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:02,240 - it'll be for setting fire to the school or having sex on TV. 252 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:06,280 So ... that's my problem. 253 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:12,960 Hjørdis, I'm sorry. I can't be a judge. 254 00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,600 They're nuts. 255 00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:21,440 Hi. 256 00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:39,280 - Uhm, Ricco? - Yes. 257 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:45,880 About the wedding, I just checked my calendar - 258 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,680 - and it seems I double-booked. 259 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:52,160 I have a conference that day, and I can't get out of it. 260 00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:55,560 - We'll just change the date. - No need to do that. 261 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:59,480 - Can't we call the venue ... - Ricco ... 262 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,200 Don't. 263 00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:15,120 It's my last night here, so why don't we make a little ... 264 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:20,040 ... a mini wedding, anticipating the big day. 265 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:43,360 We got off on the wrong foot, and it was probably - 266 00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:46,680 - my enthusiasm over the talent show which ... 267 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:50,160 (Humming a socialist workers' song) 268 00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:14,400 Oops ... 269 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:17,400 No coffee left. 270 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:31,600 Hi, Hjørdis. 271 00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:36,120 Hjørdis? 272 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:39,800 Hjørdis, wait up. 273 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:46,120 - What's going on? - It's Torben. 274 00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:50,520 - I thought you talked to him. - I tried. 275 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:55,080 But he started humming a tune ... in a mean way. 276 00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:58,160 I'm not doing the talent show. 277 00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:01,320 You can't let others dictate what you do. 278 00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:06,000 - You thought it was a bad idea, too. - And you shouldn't care about that. 279 00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:11,440 Don't listen to an old fart like him or a bitch like me. 280 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:15,760 Tell Torben that he doesn't decide what you do or don't do. 281 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,840 - Yes. - Go on. 282 00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:23,960 But if I do that, I just do what you tell me to do, so ... 283 00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:27,200 - Get going. - Yes. 284 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:43,080 My name is Hjørdis. 285 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:46,160 I'm a teacher. 286 00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:53,200 And I refuse to lower my standards for the sake of co-workers. 287 00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,680 And my name is Hjørdis. 288 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:20,920 Hi. You wrote a great application, so I was wondering - 289 00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:24,400 - if you'd be prepared to handle our news mail. 290 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:28,560 We regularly send an email to our clients with special offers and such. 291 00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:31,840 If you write it in Word, we'll convert it. 292 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:36,280 Get the information from Karsten, Okay? 293 00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,720 Okay. 294 00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,040 - Hey. - Hi, sweetie. 295 00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:53,840 - Any breaking news? - A restaurant serves smoke. 296 00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:57,560 Let's hope they don't serve outdoors. 297 00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:00,040 I found work. 298 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:05,240 - Now that is breaking news. - It's just at a copy store. 299 00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:11,680 A copy store? I didn't know office work was your thing. 300 00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:15,560 - I thought you'd be happy. - I am happy. 301 00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:19,720 But I know you, Molly. I'll give it a month before I scream with joy. 302 00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:25,680 Yeah, let's see how long I last. 303 00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:44,600 Ready for a serious bang! 304 00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:47,400 I sure hope so! No way back now! 305 00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:51,920 Glasses up! 306 00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,400 - Cheers! - Cheers. 307 00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:11,560 - I'm no speaker ... - Come on! 308 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:14,240 Okay, if you insist. 309 00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:19,840 Bitten ... do you take Ricco Madsen - 310 00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:25,840 - who sits beside you to your lawfully wedded husband? 311 00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:31,800 For better or worse, in sickness and death, at work and off work - 312 00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:35,080 - except for office Christmas parties and swinging clubs ... 313 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,720 I do! 314 00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:40,880 Ricco ... same speech, reversed names. 315 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,760 I do. 316 00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:45,360 Come here. 317 00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:52,760 I pronounce you husband and wife. 318 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:58,280 Bitten, may you be a better wife than my ex-wife. 319 00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:02,040 And Ricco ... 320 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:09,160 May you be a better dad than me. 321 00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:16,680 Kiss her, damn it. 322 00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:26,600 See you. 323 00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,760 Bye-bye. 324 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:52,240 Don't think I'll be seeing him again. 325 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:58,360 Come. Wifey. 326 00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:41,520 - How's the news mail coming along? - I didn't get to it yet. 327 00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:44,440 The place can't have been that busy. 328 00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:50,000 Do you think I sit here doing nothing? 329 00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:53,680 - Are you unsure of how to do it? - I'm not a retard. 330 00:32:53,800 --> 00:33:01,120 No one said you were. But it should go out today, so please do it now. 331 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,440 Fuck you, I quit. 332 00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:12,760 - Molly, come with me to the office. - I already quit. 333 00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:17,360 I need your signature on the resignation. 334 00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:27,120 Okay, let's see. This is a resignation form. 335 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:31,400 Please read it, so that we're on the same page. 336 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:45,800 Wait a minute. Are you dyslexic? 337 00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:50,920 - No, I'm just too stupid to work here. - My son is dyslexic. 338 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:55,440 Well, I'm not. 339 00:33:55,560 --> 00:34:01,760 What you just signed was in fact an order form. 340 00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:20,880 Molly? 341 00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:29,320 Hi, sweetie. 342 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,960 Is something wrong? 343 00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:36,480 I always got sent here, when I hadn't done my homework. 344 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:41,480 - Yes. You were a regular. - I hated school. 345 00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:45,000 You weren't a model pupil, but you didn't hate it. 346 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:49,080 I hated it. I was the dumbest in class. 347 00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:53,880 Maybe if you had noticed I'm dyslexic ... 348 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,760 That's ... what are you talking about? 349 00:34:56,880 --> 00:35:00,000 But you're not dyslexic ... 350 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:03,240 - You're just ... - I'm just what? 351 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:06,600 Lazy? Stupid? 352 00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:12,360 - No, you're not, Molly. - Then tell me what I am. 353 00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:14,560 You're not dyslexic. 354 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:18,640 You're my mom, you're a teacher! How could you not know? 355 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:22,120 Come, Molly. Let's go outside. 356 00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:27,680 Sweetie ... We'll figure it out. 357 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:31,800 So will I be pushing buttons or pulling levers all my life? 358 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:36,840 - Of course not. - What then? I can't do anything! 359 00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:41,240 You can be whatever you want, Molly. 360 00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:45,720 Molly! 361 00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:52,920 Molly, wait! Molly! 362 00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:03,160 Molly, honey. 363 00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:41,480 Thank you! Welcome to the Talent Show ... 364 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:45,080 - I'm going home. - Okay. 365 00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:50,080 I'll be home later. I need to do something. 366 00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:54,040 - See you at home. - Yes, sweetie. 367 00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:17,080 A warm thank you to our first contestants: 368 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:20,360 Sofie Therkelsen and the Three Leopards. 369 00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:24,240 So, Sofie, did you make the costumes yourself? 370 00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:28,360 - Yes, together with Mia's mom. - Beautiful. Could I get one? 371 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:34,200 Yes? Let's hear from the judges. Shall we hear from the judges? 372 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:37,920 I'll move over here. Rita? 373 00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:51,920 That was ... 374 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:54,760 ... really, really great. 375 00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:58,480 You are very talented. 376 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,360 Subtitles: Tina Goldberg Dansk Video Tekst 27481

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