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CHARLOTTE LOVES MIKKEL
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CHARLOTTE AND MIKKEL
4EVER
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CHARLOTTE IS A CUNT WHORE
WITH A ROTTEN PUSSY
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RITA IS FUCKING THE PRENCIPAL
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RITA IS FUCKING THE PRINCIPAL
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THE IDEALIST
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ISLEVGÅRD SCHOOL
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- Morning.
- Morning.
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- Morning.
- Good morning, Rita.
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- Good morning.
- Remember I told you about Hjørdis?
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- Hi.
- Straight out of teacher's college.
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She'll be part of the team
in your 4th and 9th grade.
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Would you show her around?
Introduce her?
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- Of course.
- Right.
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- Morning.
- Morning. I'll be right there.
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Have a nice day.
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Lisbeth...
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- Did Rasmus fill you in.
- Yes, I think so.
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Forget what he said. He's nice,
but he's never been a teacher.
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Are you coming?
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- Hi, Rita.
- Hi, Albert. Behave yourself.
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Yes, I will.
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That's the principal's office.
Rasmus and his secretary.
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This is the common area
where we have assemblies.
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The café, the computers
where the weird kids hang out.
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- Hi, Jeppe.
- Hi, Mom.
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- Jeppe's my youngest.
- The youngest?
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Yes. The other two,
Molly and Ricco, are out of school.
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- Do you have children?
- No, but I want three.
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Reinulf, Laga and Hildur.
I'm really into Norse mythology.
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Of course you are.
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The book depot is in the basement.
Hi, Svend.
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Here's the library,
the counselors, the nurse.
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And that is Helle's office.
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- Helle?
- Helle is head of placement
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and CCW teacher .
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CCW?
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Conduct, Contact and Wellbeing.
Helle is very understanding,
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Unfortunately
she doesn't understand a whole lot.
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Coming?
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- Rosa, tell the class I'll be late.
- What about my poem?
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- It might have to wait.
- But I've prepared.
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- You're always prepared.
- Isn't that the point of school?
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Mom says you should spend your time
on pupils who want to learn.
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She's right.
We'll just throw out the others.
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I hope my pupils are just as diligent.
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Listen, if you want to survive here:
Remember those girls we just saw?
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The ones with piercings and eyeliner?
They're not the evil ones.
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Evil doesn't look evil. Evil has
a pageboy and does its homework -
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- so that it can attack you
when you least expect it.
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4B, let's go.
Let's go to the classroom. This way.
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No running.
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Good morning, class.
Take your seats.
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Take your seats and be quiet.
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This is my friend Hjørdis.
She's your new teacher.
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Tomorrow I'll ask her how it went,
and for your sakes I hope it went well.
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- Is that understood?
- Yes.
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- Good. Welcome.
- Thanks.
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Hi. My name is Hjørdis.
I'd like to tell you...
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"The Birds of Passage:
The time has come for me to go.
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I hear the winter brawling
For I am just a passer-through.
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Afar my home is calling"
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"I've known for long
that I can't stay."
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Thank you, Kasper.
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- You were to choose a poem yourself.
- I did.
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You chose "Birds of Passage"
by Steen St. Blicher?
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- Yeah.
- Who chose it for you?
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My mom.
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Okay, Kasper. What does your mother
say the poem is about?
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- About death.
- It seems to be about birds.
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What do they have to do with death?
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They migrate.
It's a metaphor for life.
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Kasper, you say it's about death.
I say it's about...
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... fuck-buddies.
I mean it.
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Two people who enjoy having sex,
but one of them is married.
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"The time has come for me to go.
My home is calling.
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I'd like to stay, but I'm stuck in
my cage." They're having an affair.
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And now it's ending.
That's my interpretation.
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Why do you think it's about death?
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- Blicher was a priest. I doubt...
- You don't know what a priest thinks.
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My mother says
I should participate in class.
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- Rosa, it's not your turn now.
- She says I should participate.
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I don't care what your mother says!
This is about Kasper.
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- But he doesn't get it!
- Rosa!
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Winter brawling.
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- Go on.
- "I hear the winter brawling."
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- That's when things wither and die.
- Very good, Kasper!
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That's enough for now.
And Kasper...
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...next time choose one yourself. Okay?
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- Yes.
- Good.
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Our next contestant is... Sofus.
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- Did you choose it yourself?
- Definitely.
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(Danish pop song) "Boing, boing
Her ass goes up and down
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Like a spring
Boing, boing, she's going to town"
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Rita?
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- Hi.
- So. How did... Hjørdis manage?
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- She's a natural.
- She'll be alright.
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I'll be working late tonight
in case you... You know.
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Ricco thinks I should meet his in-laws,
so they're coming to dinner.
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Oh, well. Call me later,
if you need to... you know. Unwind.
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How sweet of you
to consider my needs.
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That's the kinda guy I am.
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What are you doing up there?
You should be in your basket.
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Behave yourselves
when you're home alone.
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That goes for you, too.
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- Do you really have to talk to them?
- Yes, actually I do.
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- Hi, sweetie.
- Hi, Mom.
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- You've lost weight.
- No, I've gained weight.
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No, you haven't!
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You look great.
Where's Kim?
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- He's sick. Is Jeppe home?
- Yes. Try to make him come down.
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He's embarrassed
because I found his jerk-off sock.
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- Can I come in? I showered.
- Go away.
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Don't! I just made my bed.
Get off!
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- Take it easy. You're so anal!
- Am not!
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You're awfully glad to see me.
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- How long are you home for?
- I don't know.
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Why don't you wave to him?
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- I don't know him.
- His name is David.
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- His sister works at the gas station.
- Yes, but I don't know him.
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- He's gay.
- Okay.
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Come on.
Isn't it about time you came out?
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- This is my girlfriend. Trine.
- Yeah, right.
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- Your hairdo tells a different story.
- Don't touch my hair.
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Let's go.
Ricco's in-laws are coming.
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- Rita hates me.
- She can't be that bad?
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- No.
- But she is!
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She really is.
You're immune, Ricco.
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- We'll survive, Bitten.
- Last time she asked how often we...
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You know... together.
And everyone was there.
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As if it's a normal thing
to ask your son. It's not funny.
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- It will be an experience.
- It will.
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It's funny how there are some areas
you never visit. Like this one.
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- It looks nice.
- It is. Shall we go in?
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Coming?
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- Will someone get that?
- Just come on in.
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- Hey, man.
- Hi. Good to see you.
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- Ricco!
- Hey.
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- Hi, Bitten.
- If you'll come this way...
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Oh.
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- Hi. You must be Jeppe.
- Yes, that's me.
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- And you're Molly.
- Yes.
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- My name is Jette.
- Tom.
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- Can I leave this here?
- I'll take it.
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Hi, Bitten.
Hi. My name is Rita.
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Hi Rita.
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These are for you. You should
put them in water right away.
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You must be Jette.
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Tom?
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Rita.
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- Do you two know each other?
- Yes, we do.
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- I'll say.
- We dated when we were young.
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- Hi.
- Many years ago.
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- Of course.
- Your last name wasn't Madsen.
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- No, I married and then...
- Okay.
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So...
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Okay. Have a seat outside.
I'll get the salad.
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Thank you.
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- Here.
- The salad arrives.
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- I'll start.
- You have a lovely house.
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It's a dump.
But it's close to the school.
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And the rent is low.
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I mean it's a rustic house.
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Or a modern house.
It's modern when it... has a soul.
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- I'll have some.
- Help yourselves.
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- Cheers. Welcome.
- Cheers.
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Bottoms up.
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Oh. Sorry, Jeppe.
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I'm not... I told you I'm not gay.
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Right.
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- You had Ricco at a young age.
- Not long after we broke up.
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God!
You might be brother and sister.
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It was a joke.
I was 19 when I had Ricco.
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- So don't worry.
- I won't.
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- I can't picture you two as a couple.
- Me neither.
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Without offending anyone I can say
we weren't good together.
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- Was she also weird back then?
- She smoked and drank.
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And collected trolls with orange hair.
It was a bit weird.
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- She still does.
- Drinks and smokes?
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- And collects trolls.
- I did that too. As a child.
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- Do you also name them?
- Yes, the short one is called Jette.
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- Pass the cheese around, Jeppe.
- Would you like some?
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Yes, please.
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- What's what?
- There's a Manchego.
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And another cheese and a Brie.
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Jeppe, have some Brie.
Tastes kinda like cock!
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I told you I'm not gay.
Mom, say something!
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Hey! No teasing your gay brother!
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- I'm going upstairs. Trine is coming.
- Sorry, sweetie.
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- Nice to meet you.
- I'll get dessert.
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Jeppe, I'm sorry.
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Good Lord...
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You know you could tone it down
in front of my in-laws.
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- Have I ever asked you to change?
- No.
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- But I would if you asked me to.
- Who cares what she thinks?
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- Because we're getting married.
- Forget it! You're only 22!
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No one gets married at your age.
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- Bitten kinda said yes.
- What?
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Ricco! Congratulations!
Why didn't you tell me?
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- It's still a secret.
- I won't tell anyone.
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- What's up?
- Ricco is getting married.
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Sorry.
He's going to his room.
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- Congratulations.
- Thanks, Jeppe.
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- Congrats.
- Thanks.
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You know what I think?
I think I'm ready.
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Are you sure?
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- I mean, first time is a big deal.
- I'm sure.
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- Aren't you?
- Yes.
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- I'm just tired after...
- I'll wake you up.
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What turns you on?
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Breasts and... stuff.
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- What an awful woman.
- I told you so.
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- Are you sure you want to stay?
- Rita wants us to stay a few days.
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- I'm glad I don't have to. Right, Tom?
- What? Yes, absolutely.
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Sleep tight, little Bit.
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- See you, Mom.
- Bye.
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Bye, Dad.
Safe journey.
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You bet.
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- Good morning, Rosa.
- Morning.
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- Hi, Svend.
- Rita.
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You're probably excited to hear
how my first day went!
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How did it go?
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It went well. Really well.
It was interesting and educational.
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And I don't have any questions.
Just one question.
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Yes?
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What do you do
if the pupils throw things at you?
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- Did they do that?
- It's purely hypothetical.
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- What did they hypothetically throw?
- It could be anything.
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A pencil case with sharp edges.
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Hjørdis, if they throw sharp objects,
then you crack down on them at once.
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- Show them who's boss.
- Yes.
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- And that is me?
- Yes.
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Yes!
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- Rita?
- Yes?
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In the Icelandic sagas
the hero always has a bard.
236
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:04,360
Yes?
237
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:10,480
- I'd like to be your bard.
- Thanks, but that won't be necessary.
238
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I'm going that way.
239
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:21,360
Rita? Rita?
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- Morning, Helle.
- I talked to one of your students.
241
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:30,040
- Isn't that confidential?
- A pupil of yours feels left out.
242
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:35,120
- I wonder who that could be.
- Now you've been warned.
243
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:39,920
She ridicules the others
for not being as clever as she is.
244
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:42,280
Rosa's feels
there's no room for her.
245
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,680
I feel Rosa is a brat.
246
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Rita, dear.
247
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If you expand your vocabulary,
maybe you would see the nuances
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in the world. Like Eskimos. They
have 22 different words for snow.
249
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:03,680
And 16 for incest,
but it's still wrong, isn't it?
250
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I have a class.
251
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No running here!
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PRINCIPAL
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Don't answer it!
254
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:33,400
Hello?
No, it's fine.
255
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:36,800
I was in the hall.
What can I do for you?
256
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:40,080
Yes.
257
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:43,800
I see.
258
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:49,440
I understand. Does she feel
it's a recurring problem?
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WITH LOVE AND KNOWLEDGE
SHOULD LIFE BE BUILT
260
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I see.
I understand.
261
00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:03,640
I'll have a talk with her.
262
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,960
Yes, we could set up a meeting.
263
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:13,480
Let me take your number. Thanks.
No, I was talking to someone else.
264
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:17,520
Thank you. Fine.
265
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:20,560
I'll take care of it.
Bye.
266
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,600
Okay, let's go.
267
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:28,200
That was a complaint.
About you.
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Okay.
269
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:38,040
- See you tomorrow.
- It was Rosa's mother.
270
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:42,840
- Rosa feels you're on her case.
- What a load of crap.
271
00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:46,800
You said "Birds of Passage"
was about fucking?
272
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:50,560
I wanna make them think. It's not
my fault that Nazi-kid doesn't get it.
273
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:56,320
- You know there are rules here.
- Says the principal, who fucks me.
274
00:25:56,480 --> 00:26:00,400
- Then we'll have to stop.
- Okay.
275
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:07,840
- Fine. Consider it a warning.
- See you.
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At a nice parent-teacher meeting.
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- Hi.
- I'd like this.
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DANISH BRIE
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00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:36,480
- Hi.
- Hi.
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00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:43,360
- You're Jeppe, right?
- Yeah.
281
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:46,800
I don't think we've met. David.
282
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,400
Hi.
283
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:01,840
- What's that smell?
- I don't smell anything.
284
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:05,720
It's... sour.
285
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:12,400
- I should be heading home.
- Can I walk with you?
286
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:15,640
- I'm going that way.
- Weren't you heading that way?
287
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:22,240
I was? I didn't get much sleep
last night. I was with my date.
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00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:24,560
A girl.
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00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:30,560
Her name is Trine.
We had sex.
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Okay.
291
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:41,760
Oh, well... Bye.
292
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:02,600
Crap.
293
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:19,320
- What are you going to celebrate?
- It's Ricco's. It was in the basement.
294
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:25,280
He used to hide firecrackers, and
now he's getting married... to her.
295
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:28,440
It's what he wants.
296
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:34,640
- She's changed him.
- Maybe he wants to change.
297
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:38,120
Why can't he have your good taste?
298
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,840
Is Kim coming today?
299
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:44,560
- No. I broke up with him.
- What?
300
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:50,200
- Or he broke up with me.
- Are you alright?
301
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:53,400
Of course I am.
302
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:56,240
What happened?
303
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,960
Who cares? Screw him.
304
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:03,120
I'm thin and horny.
I'll find someone else.
305
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:11,680
- Can I stay here for a while?
- Of course.
306
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,240
Thanks.
307
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:42,840
- I want you to apologize to them.
- For what?
308
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:49,080
- Rosa's mom has a spoiled kid.
- Helle thinks you go too far, too.
309
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:51,840
I don't care what Helle thinks.
310
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,800
Hi.
311
00:30:54,960 --> 00:31:00,160
If it were up to Helle,
you wouldn't work here.
312
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:04,920
She doesn't want me fired.
She wants to save me.
313
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:09,480
The school board
loves Helle, just so you know.
314
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:14,080
Okay, okay.
I'll listen politely to Rosa's parents.
315
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:18,400
For your sake,
not because they're right.
316
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:19,440
No, of course.
317
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,640
Oh, there it is.
318
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:41,600
Go ahead.
I'll be there in a minute.
319
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:49,120
What's up?
320
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:55,560
- Are they out of control?
- Well yeah, but that's not...
321
00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:00,960
- Are they bullying you?
- I've always been bullied.
322
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:05,960
The other kids called me
Hjør-piss and Turdis.
323
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:12,040
I'm used to that,
but I've never been accused
324
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:17,600
of not being prepared.
And I was. I had practiced all night.
325
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:21,480
- But she asked all kinds of questions.
- Who?
326
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:27,400
Rosa. And then she said I was
unprepared and a bad teacher.
327
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:31,680
It won't happen again.
I have a meeting.
328
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:36,160
- Rita the Ruthless, off to war...
- No bard, Hjørdis.
329
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:37,200
No.
330
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:43,320
Coffee?
331
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,320
- Yes thanks.
- No thanks.
332
00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:59,360
- Looks nice and strong.
- That's good.
333
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:14,520
So Rosa feels I'm picking on her.
334
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:22,080
- It's not just something she feels...
- Did she say she made a teacher cry?
335
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:29,600
- We're here to discuss your behavior.
- Which is determined by Rosa's.
336
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:36,160
Rosa is very mature. She says so
constantly. So that's how I treat her.
337
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:42,840
She says she's mature,
but still wants the rights of a child.
338
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:46,640
- We won't put up with this.
- Of course.
339
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:52,440
Whether you like it or not,
you have a very annoying child.
340
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:56,640
I'm sure there's a fancy pedagogical
term, but we won't solve the problem
341
00:33:56,800 --> 00:34:02,440
until we call Rosa what she is:
Precocious. Arrogant. Annoying.
342
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:06,320
- Let's go.
- Can I ask you a question?
343
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:07,520
Yes.
344
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:12,120
Does Rosa have any friends?
345
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:18,040
Didn't she visit the neighbor's kid?
346
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:22,120
Sofie? Fiona?
347
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:27,040
Rosa is unique and mature. That's
why she struggles with making friends.
348
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:31,160
Wouldn't you like Rosa
to have some friends?
349
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:34,240
Say something!
350
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:39,240
Well, she can be... a bit irritating.
351
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:45,800
You know... sometimes.
We've talked about that.
352
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:50,600
If you were 14,
would you want to be Rosa's friend?
353
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:57,040
So what if she's difficult at times?
354
00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:00,120
That doesn't give you the right
to come after her.
355
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:06,440
She says she's an adult. But adults
who behave like that are very lonely.
356
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:11,840
- But it's not your job to raise her!
- Will you tell her then?
357
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:16,120
Or be the nice mother
who lets her cry on your shoulder?
358
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:29,360
Fine.
359
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,080
Fine.
360
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:50,920
Hi.
361
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:05,400
- Why are you still here?
- I'm doing homework.
362
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:08,400
Of course you are.
363
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:15,920
Eating isn't allowed in the library.
364
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:27,040
- Why don't you like me?
- You're like my daughter-in-law.
365
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:30,320
- What's she like?
- She's fucking annoying.
366
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:39,880
- I know I'm annoying.
- Do you?
367
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:48,400
- Don't you get sick of it?
- Yes, but I don't know how to stop.
368
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:53,200
Forget homework.
Make out with boys. Do toilet graffiti.
369
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:56,920
I only use the toilet at home.
370
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:05,520
- Come with me.
- Why?
371
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:27,960
- Here. Write something.
- What?
372
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,800
Anything.
373
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,080
LIVE WELL
374
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:44,280
Jesus... Write something indecent!
Write 'dick' or 'shit'.
375
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:47,160
Write: "Rita is an idiot."
376
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:53,440
RITA IS
377
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:59,040
- I don't want to.
- You act like you're 40!
378
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:02,920
- That's why other kids don't like you.
- And you act like you're 14!
379
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:07,080
Maybe that's why
other grown-ups don't like you.
380
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:27,520
RITA IS
381
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:35,760
RITA IS ALONE
382
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,400
RITA IS FUCKED UP
383
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:43,880
RITA IS A WHORE
384
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:47,600
RITA IS A BAD MOTHER
385
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:51,840
RITA RUINS EVERYTHING
386
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:55,600
RITA ISN'T WORTHY OF LOVE
387
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,280
RITA LOVES TOM!
388
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,800
RITA IS
389
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:24,720
What's going on?
390
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:38,560
What's she doing?
391
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,480
I'm gay.
392
00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:00,600
I told you so.
393
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:02,880
Well...
394
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:54,080
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