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PREVIOUSLY:
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If you want to survive this job, don't
be afraid of the tough-looking kids.
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Evil doesn't look evil. Evil has
a pageboy and does its homework.
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RITA
Teacher
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- I'm pregnant.
- What?
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I'll push you into this mold
with a stroller and a standard house.
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Bitten, stop. Hey, hey. I don't mind
being forced into that mold.
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RICCO & BITTEN
Rita's son and daughter-in-law
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- Be nice to Bitten.
- You let her push you around.
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That's what people in love do.
But you wouldn't know.
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- People think I'm a good catch.
- I'm no good at relationships.
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RASMUS
Principal
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When did you meet Jette?
You love her?
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My wife? Sure.
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TOM
Bitten's dad
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- Nikolaj, meat?
- I'm a vegetarian.
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- Oh, like Hitler?
- Like millions of other animal lovers.
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JEPPE & NIKOLAJ
Rita's son and Jeppe's boyfriend
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Grandma, are you here?
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Grandma!
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- Hi, sweetie.
- Mom ...
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- Anything wrong?
- Grandma's dead.
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- You smoke too much.
- Yes.
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You'll go up in smoke,
if you're not careful. I can catch you.
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Hello.
2B, sit down.
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Quiet down.
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Lower your voices.
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Janne is away at a seminar,
so I'll be your Danish sub.
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- I'm Rita.
- Hi, Rita.
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Hi.
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- Yes? Pink girl.
- This week's subject is fairy tales.
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So I'm told. You're writing and
enacting your own fairy tales, right?
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- You're making theater decorations?
- Yes, all by ourselves.
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- Wow!
- And we borrowed costumes.
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That sounds just great.
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Would anyone like to tell me
how far along you are?
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Yes, green girl.
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Me and Rebecca and me and Sille,
we're princesses -
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- and then we meet Katy Perry
and Barbie and have a big party.
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- And that's your fairy tale?
- Yes. No, we meet Justin Bieber too.
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Okay.
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We have a knight's club,
and no girls are allowed.
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Look, let's take it from the top
and find out what fairy tales are.
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Tell me what happens
in the fairy tales you know.
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The princess lives happily ever after.
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Yes, unlike most school teachers.
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THE PRINCESS
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Hi.
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- Hey! You smoke?
- I told the kids I have super powers.
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- They think my hands shoot fire.
- No.
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I had a great time the other day.
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- At the tree.
- Oh, right.
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It was great. I thought a lot
about the stuff we talked about.
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What did we talk about?
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About seeing each other.
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You know ...
And do something else than just ...
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So I was thinking ...
How about dinner?
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- I'll cook for you.
- You cook?
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Sure I do.
So I'll cook dinner for you.
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Friday?
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I can't Friday.
I'm going to a funeral.
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- Anyone close?
- Oh, I don't know ... My mom.
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I'm sorry.
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- Rita, why didn't you tell me?
- Oh, you know.
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- Was it unexpected?
- I don't want to talk about it.
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I have to monitor the kids.
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- Hi, Rasmus.
- Hi.
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- Have you seen my lunch box?
- Your lunch? No.
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Have you noticed
things keep disappearing?
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No.
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The gym mat. One of
the computers from the auditorium.
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Plates from home economics.
My lunch box.
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- See a pattern?
- Things are disappearing.
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Precisely, and I won't stand for it.
I want my lunch back.
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- I won't rest until I get it.
- Sure.
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Lunch box?
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The options are a traditional plot,
a common grave or a forest cemetery.
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A forest cemetery sounds cozy.
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Well, not cozy,
but like a good place.
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Think Mom forgot?
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She probably did.
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She's been acting strange ever since
this happened. Or ... stranger.
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- She hasn't even cried.
- Let's choose some songs.
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- Hymns.
- "All Things Bright" or something.
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- What's your hurry?
- Let Mom handle the rest.
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Hi.
Sorry, I'm late.
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So, we're going to go over ...
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- Is there anyone you want to invite?
- Aunt Gitte has a handle on all that.
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Great.
So that's it then?
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What were Grandma's
favorite flowers?
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- I don't know, dear.
- Lilies. She liked those.
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Why aren't you sad?
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It might be good for you
at least to talk about it.
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I don't need to talk about it.
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You knew her for 42 years, I knew her
for two months, and I'm crying.
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Are you sad because she's gone,
or because I'm not sad?
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I don't know.
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Would you like a cup of tea?
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- With honey?
- No thanks.
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I just want to be alone.
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Let's draw up some rules
for fairy tales. Any suggestions?
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- You, Spider-Man.
- You need a hero.
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- Like who?
- Spider-Man!
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Fairy tales are from before television.
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- A prince.
- A prince. Exactly.
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It could be a knight or a princess too.
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- Who else do we meet in a fairy tale?
- Someone evil.
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- Transformers!
- A witch.
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- A dragon. A hobbit.
- Yes.
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And you need a prize.
Something the hero wants.
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Take a look.
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Okay, so we have a hero.
And we have an adversary.
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We have a helper.
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And we have a prize.
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And we have a giver of the prize.
That could be the king.
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The hero wants the prize.
He can get the prize from the king.
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And the adversary
could be the king.
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I have a better idea.
Let's make up our own fairy tale.
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Pretend you are on the stage.
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-There once was a princess.
- I'm a beautiful princess!
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- She lived in a beautiful palace.
- And I'm a king.
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Okay, we've got a princess, we've
got a king. What else do we need?
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- We need a queen.
- Okay, let's say you're the queen.
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The princess grew up in the castle
without a care in the world.
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- Little did she know that ...
- That what?
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That the king ...
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- What?
- Maybe he wasn't such a nice king.
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- Then what was he?
- A very bad father.
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The king had put a spell on the queen.
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The princess didn't understand
why her mother wouldn't listen to her.
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She wanted to know
what was wrong with the king.
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Listen to this.
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Yes.
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Say you have ...
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Hjørdis, come in and sit down.
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Say you've caught someone doing
something you think is illegal ...
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- Yes?
- But it's a friend.
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- A friend?
- Yes. Called ... Miranda.
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- What did Miranda see?
- A co-worker stealing stuff.
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He keeps the stuff in a room
as if he lives there. At the school.
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- That sounds a bit odd.
- Should she tell anyone?
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- Is this co-worker a man?
- Who says so?
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- You did.
- I don't always listen to my friend.
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Hjørdis, tell ... Miranda
that if she knows of any illegalities -
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- she must report it.
Even if it involves a co-worker.
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- I'll be sure to pass that on.
- Have you got something to tell me?
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That was it.
Thank you for your time.
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Hjørdis ...
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You're friends with Rita, aren't you?
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I, too, have a friend,
and he's had like an affair with her.
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What's his name?
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His name is ... Elvis.
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- Go on.
- And ...
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Elvis wants more with Rita
than just an affair.
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He thinks she feels the same,
but she's kind of complicated.
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Do you know anything about
her feelings and stuff?
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Tell ... Elvis that I think the stuff
Rita's going through at the moment -
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- may make her ready
to meet the right man.
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Okay.
I'll be sure to pass that on.
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To Elvis.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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- Bitten called.
- Hang it in the closet, please.
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- Lillebeth's dead.
- Who?
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- Rita's mom. Lillebeth.
- Oh ...
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I said we'd attend the funeral.
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- I guess we have to. When?
- Friday.
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- Oh no. Friday's the Culture Fair.
- It's during the daytime.
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Sure, but then there's the wake ...
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I have tickets for Kim Høgh's
light installation at Glyptoteket.
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- It's a funeral.
- I didn't even know her.
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It's too cold out here.
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Where were we?
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Oh yes. The princess suspects
something's amiss with the king.
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So, one day while the king was taking
a nap, the princess snuck in and saw -
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- that he had a long, black ...
hairy tail!
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The princess rushed out to tell
the queen that the king was an ogre.
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What did the queen do?
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The queen called
the princess a liar.
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She said
she was making it all up.
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And then the queen cast a spell
on the princess.
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Oh yes. So that anything
the princess said from then on -
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- anything that came out of her mouth
turned into ...
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Frogs.
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Don't tell lies about the king!
From now on, anything you say -
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- will turn into frogs
jumping out of your mouth.
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- That's too gross.
- Pretend I'm the princess then.
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But, dearest Queen,
the king is an ...
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Ew!
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Ew!
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- What happened next?
- Well ...
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The ogre king got worse.
The queen knew very well -
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- that the princess was right. But
instead of helping her, she ran away.
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She ran away?
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Yes.
She moved out.
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I don't like this.
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The queen left her own daughter.
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Isn't anyone going to help her?
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- She couldn't be helped.
- You said there always was a helper.
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Yeah, I guess I did.
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Please, won't somebody help me?
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A host of knights and soldiers
came to court the princess.
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But the princess scared them off, for
every time she opened her mouth ...
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Thank you.
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Sorry.
It's all my mom's fault.
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Ew!
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The princess lost all hope.
Who would ever love her?
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- But then one day ...
- Hello.
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Are these your frogs?
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What was the prince called?
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He ... he was called Tom.
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Prince Tom?
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Did they live happily ever after?
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- Bye.
- Bye. See you tomorrow.
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- Bye.
- Bye, Alfred.
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- What's going on?
- Rasmus told me about your mother.
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- I'm so sorry.
- Thanks.
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It's okay to cry, you know.
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Nice of you to say so,
but I think I'll pass. I'm okay.
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You know how I've always been
fascinated with Syrian history.
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Yeah?
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Syria was the first place
to have professional mourners.
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They believed that repressed grief
would live on inside you -
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- and turn into a demon called Bhalak
who'd eat you up from the inside.
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Crying is important. If you need
a mourner, just say the word.
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It would do you good
to talk to someone.
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I think you're right.
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Lisbeth, I'm good.
Go on home.
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Hi.
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Err, the front office was empty, so ...
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Anything wrong?
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Wow!
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- What are you doing here?
- I don't know.
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Let's see what we've got.
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These will have to do.
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- I'm sorry about your mom.
- Many people are.
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I wish I were too.
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It's pointless to feel bad
about not being sad.
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You're either sad or you aren't.
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- Everyone expects me to be sad.
- You never care what others think.
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- Do you think I ought to be?
- Sad?
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- I don't know.
- You knew her back then.
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00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:17,500
I remember her as being
vain and childish, but ...
243
00:24:17,660 --> 00:24:21,340
"It's a long time ago, Rita.
Get over it."
244
00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:25,640
If you know what I'm going to say,
have this conversation on your own.
245
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:35,040
So, is Jette waiting with dinner
back home?
246
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:40,600
Yes, But I'm going to call her
and say I'm working late.
247
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:52,940
- Hey!
- Two seconds.
248
00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:57,800
- Don't you ever have classes?
- No, it's all about the parties.
249
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:04,340
What's up?
250
00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:07,380
Everything's just a bit strange.
251
00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:11,120
Grandma is dead,
and Mom doesn't seem to care.
252
00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:17,760
What, we can't hold hands anymore?
253
00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:21,860
Sure.
It's just ...
254
00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:27,040
You still let social norms
rule your life.
255
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:33,660
- No, I'm just being careful.
- Don't be careful.
256
00:25:33,820 --> 00:25:37,040
Screw the norms.
Just be yourself.
257
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:41,660
Sure.
258
00:25:41,820 --> 00:25:43,920
I've got an idea.
259
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:55,140
We may provoke some people
into yelling or spitting at us.
260
00:25:55,300 --> 00:25:59,120
But I'll be right here.
261
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,320
Let's go over there.
262
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:36,000
Hang on.
263
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:43,320
I don't think they care.
264
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:58,060
You want me to be honest
with myself?
265
00:26:58,220 --> 00:27:02,940
I don't want to be with you anymore.
266
00:27:03,100 --> 00:27:06,280
I'm in love with someone else.
267
00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:30,940
I know you're stealing stuff
and abusing school property.
268
00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:35,580
It's wrong and illegal,
and you must give everything back -
269
00:27:35,740 --> 00:27:40,180
- or else I'm going
to report you to Rasmus.
270
00:27:40,340 --> 00:27:43,460
- Is that my lunch?
- It's my wife.
271
00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:47,860
She kicked me out,
and I don't know what to do.
272
00:27:48,020 --> 00:27:51,120
Is that my lunch?
273
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:57,860
Please don't tell on me.
274
00:27:58,020 --> 00:28:02,680
Please don't.
I'll get fired.
275
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:07,980
- Veggie lasagna.
- Okay.
276
00:28:08,140 --> 00:28:12,460
It's tasty, it's healthy, and it keeps
for many days, if you're alone.
277
00:28:12,620 --> 00:28:16,660
- I've never been alone before.
- I've been alone for 33 years.
278
00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:20,720
It's not that bad,
if you like your own company.
279
00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:25,620
Apron.
280
00:28:25,780 --> 00:28:28,300
Rinse and chop.
281
00:28:28,460 --> 00:28:32,120
- Err ...
- Rinse and chop.
282
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:39,160
Well ... I'd better ...
283
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:45,020
I'm keeping you away from home.
284
00:28:45,180 --> 00:28:49,700
- You must be beat.
- You know, I enjoy talking too.
285
00:28:49,860 --> 00:28:54,380
I come here and drink all your sherry
and go on about my dead mother.
286
00:28:54,540 --> 00:28:59,020
- There you go again.
- What?
287
00:28:59,180 --> 00:29:02,900
Deciding if people should be
with you or not.
288
00:29:03,060 --> 00:29:06,920
Sit down.
289
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:20,540
Haven't you got anyone
waiting for you?
290
00:29:20,700 --> 00:29:24,520
You have to pay my kids
to be in the same room with me.
291
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:35,760
- They hate me.
- They love you ... and hate you.
292
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:41,900
You have that effect on people.
They hate you a little, and ...
293
00:29:42,060 --> 00:29:45,260
... then they love you a little more.
294
00:29:45,420 --> 00:29:49,180
- Your wife doesn't feel that way.
- She's jealous.
295
00:29:49,340 --> 00:29:52,680
Why should she be jealous?
296
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:57,220
I mean, she's married to you.
297
00:29:57,380 --> 00:30:01,500
But you're Rita.
298
00:30:01,660 --> 00:30:06,640
And Rita is ... special.
299
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:20,160
I'd better get that.
300
00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:01,180
What are you laughing at?
301
00:31:01,340 --> 00:31:07,980
I'm writing a fairy tale
with my second-graders.
302
00:31:08,140 --> 00:31:12,360
I was just reminded of something.
303
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:17,440
Is it going to be a good story?
304
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:26,560
I don't know.
It doesn't have an ending yet.
305
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:43,340
Hey! No running in the halls.
You know very well.
306
00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:46,880
No running in the halls.
You know very well.
307
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:51,100
- Hi. Rita...
- Yeah?
308
00:31:51,260 --> 00:31:54,580
Don't you have a funeral to go to?
309
00:31:54,740 --> 00:31:56,780
It's your mother.
310
00:31:56,940 --> 00:32:02,540
Just be happy you don't have
to find a sub, okay?
311
00:32:02,700 --> 00:32:06,740
I have a fairy tale to finish.
312
00:32:06,900 --> 00:32:14,120
Okay. The princess found her prince,
and all was well for a while.
313
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:21,820
You're the world's nicest princess.
314
00:32:21,980 --> 00:32:24,360
And you're the nicest prince.
315
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:31,580
But one day the queen returned.
316
00:32:31,740 --> 00:32:36,100
- Mom, where have you been?
- Out fulfilling myself.
317
00:32:36,260 --> 00:32:38,700
What does that mean?
318
00:32:38,860 --> 00:32:43,620
It's something grown-ups say
when they only think of themselves.
319
00:32:43,780 --> 00:32:49,780
And when grown-ups only think of
themselves, their children get mad.
320
00:32:49,940 --> 00:32:52,300
Just like our princess.
321
00:32:52,460 --> 00:32:56,880
- Go away, stupid prince.
- But I want to be with you.
322
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:02,900
It's just something you think.
Go away!
323
00:33:03,060 --> 00:33:05,640
- But, Princess ...
- Then I'm going to go.
324
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:18,300
That's all, folks.
325
00:33:18,460 --> 00:33:23,780
But why didn't the prince
and the princess get married?
326
00:33:23,940 --> 00:33:28,580
Well, the princess thought
she was half ogre like her dad.
327
00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:32,340
So she had to find a prince
who was half ogre too.
328
00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:35,420
- Like Shrek?
- Exactly.
329
00:33:35,580 --> 00:33:38,160
Cool.
330
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:47,540
- Hi. Hello, sweetie.
- Hi, Mom.
331
00:33:47,700 --> 00:33:51,520
- Have you seen Rita?
- No.
332
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:57,620
- She'll be here.
- Ricco, did you hear from Mom?
333
00:33:57,780 --> 00:34:00,160
Not a fucking word.
334
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:06,000
- Come on.
- In a minute.
335
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:13,580
I remember her as a warm
and caring mom.
336
00:34:13,740 --> 00:34:18,760
And she was
such a good grandma to you.
337
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:25,340
Still no sign of Mom? I'm sick
of small talking with Auntie Gitte.
338
00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:29,900
- Have you tried her cell?
- No answer.
339
00:34:30,060 --> 00:34:34,180
- Embarrassing, huh?
- She's on her way.
340
00:34:34,340 --> 00:34:39,400
I'm just glad Mom isn't alive
to see it. That's the only upside.
341
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:45,320
I'll go check again.
342
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:48,380
I don't get it.
343
00:34:48,540 --> 00:34:51,640
Did the princess
and the queen make up?
344
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:57,760
- No.
- They never saw each other again?
345
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,140
No, they didn't.
346
00:35:03,300 --> 00:35:06,320
That's not a real ending.
347
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:11,580
No.
348
00:35:11,740 --> 00:35:14,720
I guess it isn't.
349
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:22,660
- Take over my class, will you?
- Sure. Why?
350
00:35:22,820 --> 00:35:26,440
I need to get to that funeral.
351
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:37,060
We're gathered here to say goodbye
to Lillebeth Schmidt Kronborg -
352
00:35:37,220 --> 00:35:42,820
- the mother of Gitte and Rita
and the widow of Knud.
353
00:35:42,980 --> 00:35:47,900
Saying it may be easy,
but believing it is hard.
354
00:35:48,060 --> 00:35:51,960
She is no longer among us.
And a long ...
355
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,560
Sorry.
356
00:36:08,720 --> 00:36:15,060
Lillebeth Schmidt Kronborg is dead.
Saying it may be easy -
357
00:36:15,220 --> 00:36:19,200
- but believing it is hard.
She is no longer among us.
358
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:27,760
Let's begin by singing the first hymn.
359
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,960
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