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So, babe, this is our new home.

Can't wait to show you around. Oh,

she's here. Introduce me to your new

friend, Josh. Kylie. This is my new set

mom, Lexi. She just brought me and Van

in. My 2 new favorite young men. Nice

to meet you, sweetie. Yeah, nice to meet

you too, Miss Joshua. Babe, that's not

her name. The least you could do is get

off your phone and acknowledge her.

Yeah, yeah, you're right. I agree.

Sup. Lexi, get my

cheese dip. Van, meet your brother's new

friend, Kylie. Oh,

you look the same as my idiot brother.

Van, I told you not to tease me like when

I'm here. Oh, I'm sorry.

Do you want a tissue, man?

Ignore him. Even though both of these

young men are in college, Van could have

been held back a couple years. But you

guys enjoy yourselves and let me know if

you need any snacks. Thank you.

Babe. What?I'm busy.

Fine. Whatever, man.

Hey, you're pathetic, dude. Fucking beta.

Shut up. Why don't you help me instead of

being such a DickAll right. All right,

Rosania, check this out, OK?How about you

fucking pull out your pecker rub a chub,

drop it right on the fucking screen. Get

skeezy, my doggie. Girls love that

shitYou'll be smashing puss all night.

You really think that'll work?Yeah, dude.

I do this show all the time, OK?Don't

fucking let us down.