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it was a time long

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ago a force was discovered so great it

could destroy the

universe then the evil of the earth rose

up with all their might to seize this

Force for their own nothing stood in

their way except one

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man the blade master

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groovy movie The Blade Master andon now

Commander

USA you know when I shot

by hey there you are Commander USA

here's saurin superhero Legion of ecy

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the P of a groovy movie for you man oh

yeah like I'm talking ancient history

here how you doing Monroe yeah like way

before even this 60s or anything you

know then I figured heck just to kind of

get us into the mood it would be a real

good idea to drop in on a couple of

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Commander good to see you man Hey listen

I didn't call it a bad time did I oh no

well you're looking a little Primal

there you know what I mean no always

good to see you Commander hey good to

see you too Hey listen I had to tune you

in today cuz I'm showing a sensational

movie called blade Master you be the

legend of Ator the Avenger that's it you

mean Ator whose Legend inspires the

brave Comforts the weak and strikes fear

and the craving and wicked who what have

I heard that before oh yeah today's

movie Hey listen how would you guys like

to come down to the Video Vault and

watch the movie with me

HH hold on whoa whoa ho C hey FR Wilman

how you doing

boy hey looking good in your new skins

man man who hey but will you get a load

of this movie man yeah this is a cool

one it's miles o ke Finn blade

Master oh yeah you remember miles don't

you oh sure he was flexing his pecs with

both Derek and Tarzan you remember that

and of course one of my favorite movies

sword of the Valiant with sha connory

who and guess what he does a lot of in

this movie man that's right sword

fighting whoa take that and that oh oh

holy cat oh yeah but that's not all he

does man oh no see here he's jogging

whoa and here he's lifting weights well

you hear him do a line wa you know that

Exercise Works you were right I can feel

it here holy C man oh yeah he can walk

through the fog and take it on the chin

man gee you don't always know what's

going to hit you yeah especially when

you're up against Maring Savages and an

evil wizard and a guy in a f hat and

these people who could just eat your

heart out ooh tasty eh holy cat yeah

life can be the pits hey whoa here boy

here Dino here boy Whoa holy cats what

you yeah keep swinging miles holy cats

yeah you think you're ready for this

okay well it's time to slice and dice

with miles o'keef in the blade Master

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here in the M shrouded valleys beneath

sleeping giant volcanoes the legend of

Ator was born a legend steeped in

mystery and fantasy which inspires the

brave Comforts the weak and strikes fear

in the Craven and wicked

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speee

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the

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after the fiery chaotic creation of the

Earth in the turbulent period of man's

ascendancy our world is populated by

wild cruel and ignorant men but there

are still a few who seem to have been

touched by some higher power and whose

intelligence and bravery set them apart

from the Savage

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hordes

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he

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ah here you are

Ma you called me

father

what's the

matter why I've never seen you looking

so

worried last night I had a strange

dream it troubled me

greatly human knowledge even in its most

exalted

form is nothing against fa

come over here my dear there is

something I must show

you father dear you've always shared

your knowledge and inventions with me is

there something you've discovered that

you've been hiding from me I've always

wanted you to be wise but remember that

imagination is as important as knowledge

yes imagination and this you possess by

Nature the next most important thing is

Prudence but this man learns only with

the passage of

time I've waited until now to show you

my

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Discovery what is it it is everything

and nothing it is

life and death goodness

riches

poverty and Evil

it all depends on

man what man does with

it then it

might might be a weapon

exactly and like all weapons it must be

kept away from ambitious

men but father how can I save it no

daughter your hands are too

weak and zor's thirst for

power is too strong he's spreading South

with his henchmen I know but he would

never dare to enter our

territory I wonder if it's worth the

risk of counting on that but father you

taught me that science is always a risk

ah but a man of science takes a

calculated risk science is only a means

one of many for obtaining wisdom or it

ought to

be I am now too old for so great a

responsibility what do you intend

doing to protect a thing of such great

import there is only one

man

Ator Ator is the son of Toren he was

born during the tenebrous era of the

spider Kingdom and the ruthless black

knights in the service of Dakar a

despotic high priest were sent out to

kill him

but GBA a former high priest carried off

the infant Ator to safety people lived

in Terror under the tyrannical rule of

dhar and the Black Knights who

constantly scoured the land for

sacrificial victims for the spider God

sweeping down upon the village where

Ator now a young man was dwelling Black

Knights badly wounded him and carried

off Sun his Young

Bride As Ator nursed his wounds he swore

to rescue sunia and crush the

iron-handed rule of

Dakar GBA secretly coveting his own

return to power encouraged Ator and

taught him the martial

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arts when arur was deemed ready to set

out on his mission GBA revealed the

youth's noble Heritage and consigned to

him the sword sword of Torin a mighty

sword only Ator as his rightful son

could

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wield before atur could conquer the

spider Kingdom he came under the spell

of the beautiful witch

idun a thousand-year-old

enchantress who called forth a horrible

Army of Walking Dead to slay

him Ator escaped from the senous

clutches of edun captured the glistening

Charmed Shield of mdor and killed the

shadow

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it at last aror confronted Dakar and his

gruesome deformed Warriors in a battle

to the death

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aided by the incredibly potent Shield of

mdor Ator incinerated the malicious

priest then had to kill grias who had

revealed his evil designs for obtaining

Power by using Ur as his porn after

rescuing suya Ur faced the immense

hideous spider itself and plunged the

sword of Toren into the grizzly

creatur's body

as foretold by the Ancients when the

spider God was killed the forces of

blackest evil were Unleashed causing the

great mountain of the Shadow to skew

forth its molten magma in

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Anger later when sunia died matur

retired to the Eastern land but he lives

in the company of thong an oriental

Warrior and

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Sage that's enough for now

thong you know that Exercise Works to

were right I can feel it

here the muscles are

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stronger

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father yes my

dear tell

me what do you want me to

do don't

alter you know you're the only person in

whom he would recognize the urgency of

my

call but I can't leave you at a time

like this oh my daughter dear you will

find with the passing of time that you

can't always have what you

want but you the only one I have my dear

MAA you don't have to worry about my

safety A sly old father Fox like me

knows how to take care of himself these

are things a man has to learn then goes

on repeating for the rest of

life

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unfortunately

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Follow

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Me This

Way run outside and see what the trouble

is

quickly but you go I told

you be

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careful

father zor is here I should have

realized the time was so

close you must ride due east and try to

reach Ator the road's long and hard but

you cannot mistake

it when you seem to have reached the

ends of the Earth when it seems that

nature herself declines to accompany you

any any further on your journey then you

will have reached the domain of

atur how can you ask me to do this now

it is not for myself that I ask Mila but

for the welfare of all

mankind

go

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stop how dare you lay hands on him you

mangy dogs all of you put together are

not worth this man's little

finger now get out of here

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ouch I thought

that among your many

virtues the first I'd find was

forgiveness perhaps I've not yet quite

acquired total control over

myself come they're only Petty

soldiers they can't approach your

exalted

level when life comes to an end all

levels are the same

for my own part I fail to see why during

life we create artificial distinctions

among

ourselves because all men are born

equal listening to

you I become more and more certain that

my little visit here is fully

Justified and will be extremely

profitable

do you imply that you are a

conqueror who claims The Spoils of

Victory or are you a common

[Laughter]

Thief let's just say I'm an unex

expected

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guest I'm

waiting you

know only too well what I've come for

I'm afraid that all I have to offer you

is my contempt oh you surprise me

contempt is the weak man's

weapon and I know that you possess a far

more deadly

weapon do you

know the one thing I learned from all

your

teaching is that knowledge is not enough

for me it's a pity you didn't learn

something else zor that a little

knowledge is a dangerous thing

you should have proceeded with your

studies my

boy a regrettable

necessity it was a price I had to pay if

I were to obtain my

ends when you think about it the

responsibility for that price which

forced me to abandon my studies and seek

power was as much your doing as it was

mine the girl slipped through our lines

and we seen fleeing toward the East I'll

follow her you L and bring her here or

else yes my

Lord so even one so exalted as you

resorts to base

trickery protecting my

daughter

trickery such a justification is not

worthy of you I know that your

daughter's flight has another EXP

it's not just her that you're trying to

protect us think what you will I don't

need your permission for

that and don't you try to fool

me you may rest

assured that in order to thwart your

evil

designs I will draw upon

all my

powers I thank you for the

compliment and I

trust I'll be worthy of

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it

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uh

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one thing still puzzles me Acron only

one why e why did your daughter Fly Like

an arrow straight towards the sun h of

course I could easily use torture to

make you tell me but that would be too

simple it would spoil our little

game

yes I see it's quite obvious that you're

testing me you want to verify my powers

of

deduction very

well bring me the

map

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it's not perfect

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yet

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thong maybe it was too

hot it should be enough for

now we got to wait until it's

cold oh help

how do I help me

please prepare

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everything

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is

the entire area is deserted

Baron I do

so now we have

it he was another pupil of yours wasn't

he as you can see I'm well

informed many stories have grown up

around this pupil of

yours but now the time has

come for me to

discover the truth of these

stories this is really

amazing why your knowledge of surgery

surpasses even that of the great

one I'm ready to go

now

no you're not

going I'll decide when you're

ready journey is

long once we start there'll be no

stopping but I explained to you that my

father is in great

danger I understand the dangers that

face all

men the wise one is very strong and will

resist but his heart is

weak that's the reason he sent

me all right but you must know

this if you're too

weak we'll have to leave you

behind but first you must prove to

us if you

are the daughter of the great

one

come with

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me go in

there

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Milan if you're really the daughter of a

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cronis then you will know what to

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do

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sh

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what

you understand why it was necessary

mhm when I left your father's Castle he

told me that if ever the geometric

nucleus could endanger the world's

peace a messenger would come to me and

prove his identity Beyond a

doubt you have done

that let us go

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they say that thanks to your teaching

ATO has mastered the forces of nature

well my dear acronis let me introduce

you to

sandor he represents how shall I put it

the opposite of the old pupil at

for sandor has mastered everything that

lies outside and Beyond the forces of

nature he manipulates it well those

forces which men believe

uncontrollable the

occult what do you say to that many

years

ago I abjured the dogma and practice of

rough

magic for higher

things

of course any man who seeks knowledge

and is

wise should be

willing to

learn who

knows I might even learn

something as you can see the master is

giving us a lesson in

humility nevertheless look well in his

eyes and you will see a flame of

defiance

yes it is clearly

there good Sando there is someone I want

neutralized

eliminated where is he far away at the

ends of the

Earth and who is it

sire

at

and now you will witness the might of my

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power what is

this

I don't

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understand can't see anything

thong

and where's

Mila

Mila she must be

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lost

Ator

vaa at where are

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you

I never knew there was a cave like this

in these

parts I have a feeling someone is

following

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us did you hear

that

listen come

on

they're

invisible

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go

come use your

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C

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he

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you go there I'll go this

way

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one

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got

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a

yes

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get

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oh

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come on

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spe

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e

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hear

that

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hurry th I followed your signs did you

find a way

out

come

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you have failed

sender you have made me lose precious

time if you had all the magical powers

that you told me you had none of this

would have happened I don't see how I

failed you don't D well you soon

will

gods after all this time sandor has been

worthy of your

esteem and you are as guilty of having

failed as he

is flug

him please have mercy I fear for you

sandor Mercy does not dwell in the

hearts of those without spiritual

strength and

wisdom very

well imprison him I'll employ some

tricks of my own against Ator and you

can use your time to come up with

something new and it better be good

sandor if you want to regain my esteem

and I think you know how important for

you is my

esteem it's much too quiet here

not a good sign I sense the presence of

something evil zor must be at work

here since we left the caves I've had

the feeling that we're being followed

but who are

they I don't know but we'll soon find

out look there they are come on quick

hide

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Fe

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m

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oh

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sh

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no

wait there's no use chasing save your

strength the castle of the great one is

still far

away what I mean is there is a certain

risk involved for you in stopping

aor I I might inadvertently of course

also harm your daughter what do you say

to

that I must admit that as a murderer

you're

most

impressive but as a black

mailer you receive nothing from me but

pity careful old

man my patience has its limits I'm aware

of that fact but I mustn't expect too

much from you patience after all is a

virtue which is

found only in the

Str you're wonderful you do amuse me and

provoke me

zor what is it Ator has escaped

again

for a moment back there I had the

feeling you knew those men that attacked

us

did you

yes I do who were they they're the

survivors of the noble tribe of

Han they worship the God of

War sooko

sooko I know that

name he was Lord of the Northern

Territory his second in command was his

brother zor in a great battle against

the Han zor exterminated the them but

spare the lives of three Samurai and

then use them to kill his own brother

and usurp

power you think that zor

will do you think my father's still

alive zor wants to possess your father's

knowledge

mil and the geometric

nucleus no your father's safe

as long as he has

it why did you go and live so far

away your father taught me the path I

must follow it is for this I live the

way I

do but shouldn't a man's

Destiny coincide with the desires of his

heart

man's Destiny is always

predetermined by the true desires of his

heart I know what mine is and I must

follow the

loone I'm sorry I didn't mean to

pry that's all right I'm glad you

asked dong the fish is

ready

w

no w

w

no don't kill

us what is it someone's coming

look who are you

what do you

want where do you come

from well

answer can't you speak we're from

suigin

suigin yes it's to the north not far

from here I know

it's where my parents were born then

you're Ator pupil of the Great Master

you can speak without fear with

me much evil has fallen on the people of

our village in order to survive we must

make an offering to the god of the kungs

humans are sacrificed to the serpent God

on every Full Moon besides our people

are not Warriors we're only poor Farmers

if we don't get help soon we'll all die

the kungs have always demanded the blood

of

man they'll soon finish you we must act

quickly what you intend to do

Ator we'll take them back to the village

and I'll speak with their

people the [ __ ] will kill

us

no let them go

thong fear has blinded them we'll go

without

them who will be the first to

volunteer and the

next

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we need another I'll

go no no not you my dear our family's

already given One Life to the I'm

grandmother I must else another will

have to take my

place

wait stop why it's

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at

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Ator you have chosen a day of mourning

to visit the village of your

parents I've come to help you

fight we're not fighting men the ks of M

you

must if you go on like this none of you

will be Left

Alive

where's ravani ravani has left us he was

too old to guide us I have taken his

Pace as the Elder he was a proud

courageous

man he never would have allowed such

submissive

Behavior you must not lose heart I see

great courage here most of your young

people willingly sacrificed themselves

to be victims of the kung's and their

serpent God why not put that courage to

better use and fight back for the kungs

can be defeated and I will help you you

will regain your freedom and live in

peace again surprise is an excellent

weapon it requires intelligence rather

than brute strength the kungs are

nomadic Warriors who are mobile and

cruel I know but they are stupid as well

and always make frle attacks against

their enemies they know you have been

pacified and won't be expecting any

resistance from

you what we must do is prepare a trap

for them when they arrive right here and

then we'll take them by

surprise your village is well

situated those rocks will act as a wall

to protect you that side is impassible

to horses so they'll have to attack from

over there to fortify that exposed side

I'll need several sharp Stakes ropes and

three men to help me you and you

twoo come with

me

you

afraid don't you fight to save your

people no I will I want to fight good

who else will join him aren't there any

more of you here worthy of being called

men come on we can win I'm sure of it

step forward are you no better than

sheep who are led to be slaughtered you

judge us too harshly we are a people who

never believed in war but you have

convinced me bring the sacred

wine

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now

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at first let us drink to your

return then we will discuss your

plan welcome back to the Village of your

ancestors may your stay be a pleasant

and fruitful one for all of us

I thank you and drink to the health

prosperity and Liberty of your

people but let us organize ourselves we

haven't much time now then I'll need

your strongest men to build defenses the

women and the others can start at once

making weapons and Gathering supplies

let's get to

work

my name is Rani tell out all they going

to trap

him

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we've been betrayed we're still

alive and thong is

free I wonder if it wouldn't have been

easier if we had just kept on going to

the aid of my father

no one's life is more important than

anothers your father would have done the

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same

The Village Elder was the one who lured

you to come to help us in other words

those two were part of the plan yes some

of us were against it and wanted to

fight but the majority were too

terrified the Elder is going to hand you

over to the kungs in exchange they'

promised to stop killing our people but

I don't believe they can be trusted

because I've heard they're allied with

Zar and what happened to ravani the new

Elder has been slowly poisoning him

because he knew would warn you if he

could I think raani must be dead by

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now a month has now passed old

one have you done what you said well in

we we have kept our promise now you must

keep

yours I give you Ator and in return our

village will no longer have to sacrifice

to your serpent

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God no

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he

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no

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get hot

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heart hey

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all right here you are

huh hey we got

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Ator

their

H don't leave

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anything get that

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door

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[Laughter]

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no

the other two we'll get them

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later

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a

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okay

here is the treasure I owe

you and I trust you will also accept a

little personal offering from me to your

God I want to thank you for your

offering though it wasn't in our

agreement but do not think you'll be

able to exchange at

all or the girl for them it will be my

honor to perform the rights of sacrifice

personally I used the word offering

precisely because I didn't expect

anything in exchange from

you I consider our mutual

agreement to be entirely

fulfilled your father is safe and

well

unfortunately I won't be able to say the

same to him of

you as you've heard all my efforts to

have you

freed have been in

vain it's obvious you're not cut out for

Good

Deeds anyway it will be less repugnant

to be strangled by a thousand serpents

and to have to endure your

smile

you have defeated my

magician you have defeated my Warriors

but all your science has proved helpless

against the powers of

imagination and

cunning I was sure that your weak

point was your good

goodness your eagerness for Good Deeds

has betrayed you

Ator the master would be very pleased

with his surprise

pupil lost your

tongue has the mighty

Ator nothing to

say I have only one thing to

say we will meet again

your master has taught me one

thing the dividing line between

goodness and

stupidity is very very

fine begin the

sacrifice bring them

in come on move

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get over there you get over

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there oh great serpant God to you only

you I shall now sacrifice for all your

help and for the powerful protection

that you have given us five newbile

maidens as well as Bea daughter of

aronis and Ator ruler of the Eastern

land I pray that these human sacrifices

will please you so that you will favor

us and we can conquer our enemies and

rule in your name mightiest of

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Gods

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throw in the next

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one

the slower and more painful the death

the more pleased will be the serpent

guys all right throw down another

one

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please and now the fourth victim to

please our omnipotent

Gods please I beg

you

bre

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help

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all right your next come

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on accept oh Lord of serpents and evil

this fifth Maiden which we your servants

offer you may your spirit and strength

be transmitted to us so that we may

Reign here on Earth in your name now the

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man now

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her

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look

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out be

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careful I'll kill myself at all

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out

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this

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a look at

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that

stay that

cor be

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careful

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sh

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are you all right oh

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yes it's too quiet I don't like

it is there another way up to the castle

behind the wall there's a secret passage

maybe we can slip in unnoticed we'll

never free your father without them

knowing

it we'll have to fight them the three of

us we haven't anyone

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else if I remember correctly there's

another way in yes it's still there it

opens into the underground

Passage

you and thong go in that

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way I'll keep them busy

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outside don't you worry now everything's

going to be all

right you must have something in

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mind

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h

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why that's that's at he can

fly

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TR

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hey look up there what is it a bird I

don't

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know it's a Man flying you're crazy it

can't be alarm there's a man in the

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sky is that at all up there yes because

I taught him the theory of flight and if

you had been a better student zor you

could be flying

too

you can go on beating

me though you won't accomplish anything

because Ur is better than you he'll

Vanquish you we'll see about

that get inside

your

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feel

alive

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stop

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car his man kill

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him

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h

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come on get

up

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oh my

S tired of

waiting get

out

go I know the nucleus is in here

somewhere and you had better tell me

where it is tell me where is it where or

I'll kill you with my own bare hands I'm

warning you now tell me where have you

hidden it out with it you old

fool all right master

if I can't have it nobody will and you

can die with your

secret no you will die at

all at last come

on I'm not afraid of

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you so the mighty Ator needs two swords

to fight with do

he

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I always knew you were a fool come

on

fight is this the mighty Ator the living

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legend have you lost your

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fight

that's better but it's not good

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no Ator you can't zor is disarmed if you

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wait until he is Tried by the high court

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himself

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Ator be

careful

father

Ator are you all

right thank goodness you're

safe thanks to Ator and

thong

your father gave me the nucleus I'm

taking it back with

me Mila I wanted to say that you don't

have to say anything I know you must

fight evil wherever it occurs my life is

too dangerous to share with

you you must follow your destiny

alone goodbye

MAA after I finished I'll be back will

you wait for me yes take care of

yourself and your father he needs

you watch over

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lest the nucleus fall into unscrupulous

hands and the Earth and all living

creatures be consumed in a seething

cauldron of

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in the future man would be wise enough

to use this Promethean

discovery

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wherever evil threatens to overwhelm the

peace and inherent goodness of man Ator

will ride to do battle wherever man is

oppressed Ator will answer a call for

help and to be freed from bondage no one

is too powerful and protected to avoid

his rightful punishment he is the

guardian of knowledge and the hope of

the future Ator the

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service holy GS man yeah the people in

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oh man oh too bad

boy you know I like to get a little work

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know except today well heck I developed

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Commander watching all those people run

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that last scene huh where the guy rips

out the heart and feeds it to his leader

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that did look good hey honey how come

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friend what what I whipped up heart

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well thank you de but I'm trying to cut

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Master hey man that was some explosive

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man glar we don't have anything like

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hey but speaking of thanks boy yeah I

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casserole well hold on to your comfort

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that

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