Original subtitles

你是杜小晴 You're Du Xiao qing?

我是杜小晴 'm Du Xiao qing ！

那谁是杜常勇啊 Then who is Du Chang yong?

你是杜常勇 You're Du Chang yong?

那天我们在天台 We were on the rooftop that day. 福

“”的一声 And then Bang!

“嘣” “腾” Bang! Boom!

我们的灵魂就互换了 And we exchanged our souls.

咽 Yeah.

啊好了好了 OK,alright.

我不管是teng teng I don't care whether it's bang

还是peng peng or boom.

你俩神经有问题去神经科啊 If you have a mental health issue,you should go to the department of neurology :

来我妇产科找我黛安娜干嘛 Why do you come to the department of gynaecology and obstetrics?

Zhang Yuntian Xu Hanmo Lin Jin 都说 people all say

生活难免会有挫折 obstacles are an indispensable part of life.

但这回的挫折 But the obstacle Iface this time

Liu Zheng Zhai Sianshan Zhao Wenjie Ji Xiang 是不是来得也太猛烈了 may be goes a bit too far.

自我介绍一下 Let me introduce myself.

我叫杜小晴 My name is Du Xiao qing.

错了 No.

这个才是我 That'sme.

站住

之所以变成这样 The reason why I turned into this

都是因为他 is all because of him,

我的天敌 my natural enemy

克星 and my bane.

啊不 Oh no,

我的父亲 mean my father.

一位连医院都会走错的父亲 A father who even went to the hospital by mistake

和他相处 Getting along with him

是世界上最艰难的事情 is the hardest thing on this planet.

至于为什么变成现在这样 The story of why we ended up like this

这还得 has to start

从24小时之前说起 from24hours ago.

祥炼成的

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呀 全球最大人类数字肝脏教据库开效 刚福 我就不信这个邪 I don't buy the bullshit!

呀 医开放 Tell other soldiers Tell other soldiers

全体上刺刀 to get their bayonet

准备进攻 and prepare to attack!

亲爱的朋友在一起 Being with my dear friends

比什么都快乐 is the happiest thing.

呀 小晴啊 Xiao qing!

吃饭了 Breakfast is ready!

我没有见过你 How can I be happy

我怎么会快乐 if I haven't met you.

晴啊 Xiao qing!

知道啦 I know!

今天太阳从西边出来了 The sun rises in the west.

她还答应我 She responded.

知道了知道 I know! I know!

挂了啊 I have to go now.

杜常勇 Du Chang yong,

我说过多少次了 I've told you millions of times!

我那化妆品用的好好的 My make up things are fine at their original place.

你怎么又给我放一起了 Why did you put them together again?

放在一起 it's easier for you to find,

你不好找嘛 if l put them together.

奖 我再次告诉你 Ill tell you one more time.

奖 不要乱动我东西 Don't move stuff!

你干嘛去 Where're you going?

奖 饺子煮好了 The dumplings are ready.

奖 不吃早点就走 Have your breakfast before you go.

天天都吃饺子 We eat dumplings everyday!

你不腻我都腻了 I'm so fed up.

站住

那裤子那么短 Look how short your shorts are!

有伤风化 It's not appropriate!

你看这个不伤风化 So reading this is appropriate?

嗯 Well,

哎那是艺术嘛 that's art.

那个 Hey,

你把我鞋刷了 you washed my shoes!

啊你不用谢我 You're welcome!

谁谢你了 I'm not thanking you!

我那本来就脏脏鞋 They'redesigned that way!

不脏怎么穿呀 can't wear them if they're not dirty!

哎呀是 Emm,

踩脏了再穿 step on them before you wear them.

好吧 OK.

给我站住

不吃早点 If you don't have your breakfast

把红糖水喝了 you should drink your brown sugar water!

喝那东西干什么 What for?

我算过 l'vecalculated

你这两天好像正好不舒服

对了 For the,

过两天我带你去纺织厂 Ill take you to the textile mill in a couple of days.

你芳姨帮你介绍份工作 Your aunt set you up with a job.

你年纪也不小了 You'reno told either,

工作得稳定 Work steadily.

三千多一个月 Three thousand more a month.

有五险一金 We have five social insurance and one housing fund.

过年还 New Year's day also.

将军 Checkmate!

大明星 Big star,

这么早上哪儿啊 where are you heading to when it's so early

演出 For performances.

大明星 Big star,

又跑通告啊 anther commercial event?

哎对呀 Yeah.

刚从你这修的车车胎又扎了 The tire that you just repaired is wrong ing again.

小伙儿 Is this fish fresh

这鱼新鲜吗 young man?

大姐 Madam,

鱼不能问新鲜不新鲜 you can'task whether it's fresh.

你得问它年轻不年轻 You should ask whether it's young.

来你重新问我 Now,ask me again.

ŶŶ OK.

你这鱼年轻吗 Is this fish young?

这个鱼年不年轻 In order to judge whether it's young,

要看鱼的尾部

如果尾部没有鱼尾纹 If there's no crow'sfeet,

它就年轻 it's young.

看 Look,

多年轻 how young is it!

给我掏掏肚子 Clean its organs for me.

然后把鳞刮刮 And remove the scales.

大姐你咋那么懒呢 Why are you so lazy,madam?

回家自己收拾呗 Take care of it when you go back home.

在我那弄一回十块钱挺贵的 It costs you ten RMB if I have to do it for you.

十块钱 Ten RMB?

你这是给鱼做手术呐 Are you going to have a surgery on it?

不是 No.

年轻它老化妆 It wears make up all the time because it's young,

那一回那还刮不干净呢那 so I can't remove its scales on the first try.

给我刮十遍 Then do it ten times!

刮十遍 Ten times?!

大明星早啊 Hello,big star!

哎呦大叔儿快 Hi,sir! Hurry up ！

这条鱼啊 Remove the scales of this fish

刮十遍 For ten times?

推 这鱼能受得了吗 Even the fish can't bear it.

鲜

今天去哪儿啊 Where're we going today?

还是老地方吗 Old place?

作为我的助理 You should pay more attention to my schedule

对我的行程安排是不是得上点心啊 as my personal assistant!

又从城东干城西呀 So from the east part of the city to the west?

嫌远啊 Is it too far for you?

哪儿的话 Come on.

近着哪儿显得着我呀 I can't show off my skills if it's too near.

王牌飞行员 Golden pilot

前来报道 is here to report.

来吧展示 Come on! Show time!

致敬手儿人的梦想做后起之秀

致敢平凡人的梦想做后起之秀 脑电池

创储起航/置急理车 致敬平凡人的梦想做后起之秀 康性电池

燃情起航/就是现在 致敬平凡人的梦想做后起之秀 诚性电池

水库活 小晴 Xiao qing.

水库洁 主 今年的后起之秀又来 The Rising Star for this year starts

要是能登上这个舞台就好了 It'll be so great if I can perform there!

放心吧 Don't worry!

会有那么一天的 The day will come.

水库活鱼

清 .10

得劲儿啊队长 So nice,old captain!

这么些年了 After so many years,

就是离不开你这销魂三刀啊 I still can't live without your hair cut skills.

还不是你们老哥几个捧 No,you guys are nice.

其实啊老队长 Actually,old captain,

有时候我真替你鸣不平啊 sometimes I feel so unfair for you.

要不是因为下岗大潮 If not because of the laid-off s wave,

开这么个店 you opened a barber'sshop.

你都有可能 You could've been

混成副厂长了 the vice-manager.

哎呀副厂长有啥用 What's the point?

不也是个副的 It's just a vice-manager

对吧 Also,

况且厂还黄了 the factory closed.

行 Right,

现在这一切 things now

不也挺好 are great too!

好个屁呀 Bullshit!

俺姑娘 My daughter

可不听话了 is so rebellious.

哎 Come on!

小晴这闺女 Xiao qing

这么懂事 is so obedient!

当大明星 Now she's a big star!

你在这潜伏着呢 Li.

这个老李从来都是这个毛病 That's how he has always been.

我啊早就来了 I'm here for a long time.

王半仙说了 Mr. Wang said

胡同口那先生 the fortuneteller living in this alley,

我那闺女是 my daughter'slife

水命 is watery,

哪能火 so she can't be a hit!

队长你听他干嘛 Why do you listen to him,captain?

他胡说八道 That's nonsense!

可别这么说 Please don't say that!

咱老邻居从小看她长大的 As an old neighbor who watches her growing up

大方不怯场 I have to say she's not afraid of the stages

唱歌又好听 and she can sing well.

迟早能当大明星 It's just a matter of time for her to become big.

超多优患好礼，进占就送

占就达

社店就达 下面有请 Now let'swelcome

进店就达 新生代歌手杜小晴 Du Xiao qing.the singer of the new generation,

进店达 为大家带来歌舞表演 for her singing and dancing performance!

礼，进点就达 大家掌声欢迎 Please welcome her with applause!

短多优志灯

10月1日 出生证明即可领取8寸蛋糕券一张 送蓝色 体验券1张 （先到先得 ABEARS 私房话说着说着又回到你 免费吃 品 Myprivate talks will all return to you.

费 D ng 全场7折 静游 下雨天太闷太闷也都怪你 You'rethe one to blame for the rainy days.

（先到先得，送完为止） 验券1张 下雨天太闷太闷也都怪你 免费 品 You're the one to blame for the rainy days.

红包悬挂在服务台 东方购物卡（农限） 里面有现金2元-50元不等 双红包一个 港湾公众号 朋友圈 Please don't care too much about

红包意挂在服务 买商品同等价值东方购物卡（仅限当日购物小） L领取红包一个 里面有现金2元-50元不 拜托不要太在意 注蓝色港湾公分 D罐 my

券一张 好姐妹 Please don't tell me any bad news,

我不要听坏消息 my best ies :

ID 红包 关江盈色 里面 送蓝色港湾游乐场免费 说喜欢blingbling 是我故意 领取红包一个 I told you I like glitter on purpose. 快心

里面有现金2元-50元不等 翻旧帐不听不听假装失忆 pretend to not remember the old beefs.

窗 你讲 The big lessons

再多的大道理 you told

生蓝色港湾公众号 免费领 分析 色港湾游乐场免费体验 即可领取8 寸蛋糕券一张 and analyzed

物锁红色 购买商品同等价值乐力 红包悬挂 领取红包一个 里面有 还不如夸几句 满 88 元 are not better than some compliments.

点一点就会忘记 will be forgotten lit tie oy little

糕劵一张 送 小晴小晴 Xiao qing, Xiao qing! 尔弗

天下无双 The one and only!

小晴小晴 Xiao qing, Xiao qing!

天下无双 The one and only ！

取8寸蛋糕券一张 小晴小晴 Xiaoqing, Xiaoqing!

面有现金2元-50元不等 天下无双 The one and only!

送蓝 糕劵一张 小晴小晴天下无双 Xiao qing, Xiao qing! The one and only ！

杜小晴 天上地 What's wrong with you,

天上地下 你怎么回事啊 Du Xiao qing?

小晴无双 你知不知道作为你的经纪 Do you know how hard it is

小晴无x 有多难呐 to be your agent?

我给过你多少次机会 l'vegiven you so many chances,

你都不知道珍惜 but you show no gratitude ！

Mn e H.

RU 现在可倒好了 Now it's good!

Mine He

Mn e H..

文明如厕人人有责 It's your duty to keep the bathroom clean.

杜小晴 Du Xiao qing,

过来 come here.

刚刚就是个意外 It was an accident!

上地下 晴无双 怎么你天天那么多意外呢 Why do you have so many accidents everyday?!

每天不是迟到就是早退 You either arrive late or leave early.

地下 不是轮胎爆炸就是发动机坏了 Or you have a flat tire or your engine doesn't work

排面不大 Your gaud s

谱儿倒不小 are bigger than your fame!

还带个助理 And you even bring an assistant with you?

лл Thank you.

你怎么不带个财务呢 Why don't you bring an accountant?

天上地下

是我 it's me.

лл gi Thank you.

上地下 你怎么不带个电工呢 Why don't you bring an electrician with you?

哥也是我 it's also me.

лл Thank you.

怎么不带个狼狗呢 Why don't you bring a wolfhound?

天上 哥还是我 Sir,also me.

天

天上地下

谢谢啊 Thank you.

上地下

天 你用得了那么多纸吗 Can you use up so much toilet paper?

不环保 Not environmental friendly.

小晴啊 Xiao qing,

why do you have diarrhea at the why do you have diarrhea at the e wrong time?

你早上吃的啥呀 What did you have for breakfast?

不吃早点 If you don't have your breakfast

把红糖水喝 you should drink your brown sugar water!

晴啊 Xiao qing

又看后起之秀呐 are you watching Rising Stars again?

我包的饺子你不爱吃 You don't like the dumplings I made

我给你买了外卖 so I bought you some take-out.

鱿鱼馅儿的 The dumplings

饺子 with mackerel filling.

你妈那个时候啊 Your mom was

每个月不舒服 more moody than you

那脾气比你还大呢 on her period every month.

所以呢 So,

我没事儿给她冲点红糖水喝 I made her some brown sugar water to drink

她可爱喝了 Although she liked it,

但她不舍得喝 she didn't drink it a lot because of the price.

CC 所以你看现在 Sol can

留着 save it

冲给你喝了 to you.

等会 Wait a second!

我妈不是走了十凡年了吗 My mom passed away more than a decade ago!

啊 Yeah.

什么时候的红糖啊 When was the brown sugar made?

08年的红糖 2008?!

过期那么长时间了让我喝呀 How could you make me drink it after it expired for so long.

能不拉肚子吗 No wonder I had diarrhea!

哪能哪能 That's not true!

真是的 Well,

08 年的红糖才好呢 the brown sugar made in2008 is really good!

我们工人阶级呀 We have to save money on every meal,

饭一粥都要节省 as the working class.

We work hard to get things! We work hard to get things!

08年的茶 Teafrom2008?!

哎哎哎 Wait!

这茶啊 The tea

越老越香啊知道吗 98 年的咖啡 福口 tastes better when it's older! Coffee from 1998?!

哎哎哎 Hey!

这咖啡 The coffee

这越老它味道越浓你知道吗 tastes stronger when it'solder!

82年的茅台 Whitewinefrom1982?!

哎哎哎 XXXX Hey!

stop KX XK

喔 Well,

有话 we can talk

慢慢说 if you want to talk.

啊 Well,

阿晴啊 Xiao qing,

静品 在家里任性可以 it's fine to do whatever you like at home,

醇品 上班可不行啊 but not at workplace.

喉你还记得 Do you still remember

芳姨帮你找个 the job at the textile mill

纱场的工作 introduced by your aunt Fang?

昨天领导打电话给我问你的情况 The manager called me to know more about you yesterday.

说什么一个月3500 块钱 He said the salary is 35o0 RMBa month.

逢年过节还 And during the holidays

我不去 I won't go.

那也好 Fine.

爸呢 I'm not

也不是那么死板 so rigid,

对不对 right?

你去试一下 You can try.

不行就回来 If it doesn't work,you can come back.

咱怎么说也有个理发店呢 I own a barber'sshop,

对不 right?

那也是 It's

家族生意嘛 a family business.

我的店得传给你 can pass my shop to you.

谁要继承你那破理发店 don't want to inherit your crappy barber'sshop.

哎站住

破理发店 Crappy barber's shop?

它养活了你20 多年啊 You live on that for more than twenty years!

我听明白了 I see.

你是觉得养我费钱了是吧 You think it's a waste of money to support me?

那以后不用你养了 ou don't have to later!

我自己养活我自己 can'support myself.

我有工作 I have a job.

你那工作帮国家创什么业绩了吗 Have you contributed to the country in anyway with your job?

帮国家 Help it

创 to create

G什么 P了吗 the GDP thing?

վס Stop!

我还没说完呢 I haven't finished yet.

说什么说啊 Stop talking!

我现在总算理解我妈当年的心情了 Now I understand what my mom felt back then.

跟你一起生活太难了 It's so hard to live with you.

杜小晴 Du Xiao qing,

咱爷俩说话 why do you

你总搬你妈出来 always talk about your mom

你啥意思啊 when it's only between us?

你说我啥意思啊 You don't know why?

当年要不是我妈 If it was not my mom

为了这个家同时打好几份工 who did multiple jobs for this family

这个家早就了 we were broke!

都是因为你没出息 It's all because you have no talent!

我妈才会走这么早 So my mom passed away so early!

滚 Get out!

我不就是摔了个照片儿吗 I didn't break the photo

又不是故意的 on purpose!

杜常勇 Du Chang yong,

你从小到大都没有凶过我 you haven't yelled at me before.

那么凶干什么 Why are you so aggressive?

我又没有说错 I didn't say anything wrong.

凭什么骂我呀 Why did you yell at me?

喂小晴 Hello, Xiao qing.

电视新闻上说 The TV news said

宇宙射线马上就要来了 the cosmic rays are coming.

据说可浪漫了 They must be very romantic!

什么宇宙射线啊 What cosmic rays?

百年难得一见 Once in a lifetime.

哎你站高点儿往天上看 You can stand taller and watch the sky

在哪儿啊 where are they?

我怎么看不见啊 I can't see anything.

千万别跳 Don't jump!

晴啊 Xiao qing,

千万不能做傻事啊 don't do anything stupid!

啊 What?

晴啊你是爸爸最疼的女儿 You're my favorite daughter!

你要珍惜生命啊 Please value your own life!

说什么呐 What are you talking about?

最多以后你做什么 I won't stop you

我都不阻你 to do anything you like.

好不好 OK?

你你回来 Come back.

那里危险 That place is dangerous!

跟爸回家 Go home with me.

我不回去 No, I won't!

你什么时候能考虑一下别人的感受啊 When can you consider other people's feelings?

我怎么不考虑你的感受啊 I can't care more about your feelings!

你说你都老大不小了 You're not a kid anymore,

每天都发那明星梦 but you still dream about becoming a celebrity.

有意义吗 What's the point?

我的梦想没意义 If my dream has no point,

那什么有意义 what else have?

你那破理发店有意义 Your crappy barber'sshop?

啊晴啊 Xiao qing,

那个理发店 the barber'sshop

养活了全家 supports the whole family.

It can't be more meaningful. It can't be more meaningful.

�´ Come here.

不要站在那里 Don't stand there.

过来 Come here.

跟爸回家 Go home with me.

我说过很多次了 l'vetold you so many times

我不回 I won't...

Ѫѹ His blood pressure

正常 is normal.

心率呢 His heart rate

偏低 is low.

暂时没有听到胎心 No fetal heart has been heard now.

啊就是一直听到一种 And I can always hear

奇怪的呼噜声 a strange snoring.

不过你们不要奇怪啊 don't think it's weird.

男人怀孕 There're cases of

在世界上 men getting pregnant

是有 in this world.

我记得 I remember

我不是在天台 I was on the rooftop.

怎么到这儿了 Where am Ihere now?

你们谁有镜子 Do you have a mirror?

大妹子 Young lady,

你见到我闺女了吗 have you see my daughter?

士站 Nurse 小姑娘嘴还挺甜哈 2 理 thankyou for your sweet words,miss.

我不是小姑娘 为了确保您的医保利益，出院时能进行实时结算 I'm no miss! 住院期间不得离院、不得挂床，医保卡请随时携带

你知道我闺女儿住哪个病房吗 为了确保您的医保利益，出院时能进行实时结算 Do you know where my daughter is? 住院期间不得离院，不得挂床、医保卡请感时携带

不要激动 Relax.

激动对你的手术不好 It's bad for your surgery.

手术 Surgery?

我呀 l'm

其实是个男的 actually a man.

之前在钢厂上班儿 I worked in a steel mill

还拿过五一劳动奖 and I won the award for laborious workers!

我有个闺女 I have a daughter

见过产后抑郁

没见过产后妄想症啊 but not with postpartum paranoia.

什么手术 What surgery?

部腹产手术啊 A C-section.

不过你放心 But don't worry.

我们全程无痛微创 It's painless and minimally invasive.

两个小时搞定 It can be done within two hours

七天出院 and you can be discharged from hospital in seven days.

我还是要恭喜你啊 I have to congratulate you

这么大年纪 for having the baby

还能怀上 at your age.

我问你 Tell me

跟我一起来的人在哪儿 where is the person coming here with me?

վסվס Stop! Stop!

嗯 Well.

这人怎么回事儿啊 What's wrong with this person?

到底是怎么回事儿 What's going on?

学护收务点护国 心店学+快 晴儿 Xiao qing,

00000 29980-0909 8+#m# 是你吗 is that you?

杜常勇 Du Chang yong?!

别跑站住 #个#全东的# 净了#诊的#品#自行护## Stop running! Stop!

别让他跑了 Catch him!

但费请不#加境，平该，送传 但费请不#加境，平该，送传 快 Hurry up!

前边别挡道别挡道 Move! Get out the way!

别跑 Stop running!

这边 This way!

站住那儿呢 Stop! They're over there!

别跑站住

人呢 Where are they?

They were here just now. They were here just now.

哪儿去了这 Where are they?

上那边儿看看 Have a look over there.

走去那边儿看看 Let's go.

过来一起去 Come here and go with us.

怎么了你又 What's wrong with you?

你说你这身体 Tell me how long

还得跟我多久 I have to be in this body

这香水味儿呛得我鼻炎都犯了 My rhinitis is worse because of your perfume!

你好 What about you?

你看你这肚子 Look at your belly!

跑两跑 You sweat so much

一身臭汗 after running for two seconds!

大夏天的 Everybody sweats

谁不出点汗呐 in summer!

我就说吧 I tell you

我天天叮嘱你 that you have to

多吃点饺子 eat more dumplings

多吃 and more food.

别饺子了 Stop talking about your dumplings!

快点找个办法 Think about it!

把它换回来嘛 How can we exchange our body again!

既然这传统医学不行 If the traditional medicine doesn't work

咱得想个非常规的办法 we have to come up with an un traditional method!

王半仙 Mr. Wang!

合 手机 收购驾服 换锁芯 住马开服务站 所为何事 贴膜 what you come for.

哎 What?

半仙儿多厉害 That's so impressive.

嗯 Well.

重金求子 416745 普通的十块 手机 The ordinary screen protector is10 RMB.

钢化的十五 The tempered glass screen protector is15 RMB

手机拿来看看 Show me your phone.

你帮我看看我这个手机 What kind of screen protector

适合贴个什么样儿的膜呢 is suitable for my phone?

钢化膜 Tempered glass screen protector!

就是它 This one.

钢化膜 Tempered glass screen protector

防偷窥的 is anti-peep.

还有钻石 This one has fake diamonds on it.

Bling Bling的 It's so shiny!

FASH DN CASE 这个不太适合我吧 I don't think this one suits me.

If you don't like this one, If you don't like this one,

还有 I still have...

不是来问这个的 That'snow what we come for!

En

原来你们为的 So you don't come here

不是那个事儿啊 for screen protector!

难道说 Do you come here

是为了股市行情 for stock guo tation?

彩票中奖号码 The winning numbers of lottery?

我想起来了 I know!

就是不让你女儿当明星那个事儿呗 The thing that prevents your daughter from becoming a celebrity!

明白 I got it!

我一定给你办得明明白白的 I'll take care of it for you!

不让你姑娘跑一趟 I won't let your daughter come here for no reason.

但是收费不能少啊 But I won't give you a special offer

还是八百 The price is still 800 RMB

杜常勇 Du Chang yong!

闺女你听我解释啊 can explain everything to you!

回家你就知道 You know it when we're home.

常勇 Chang yong,

我怎么觉得你今天有点儿娘呢 why are you a bit girly today?

你别看他 Don't look at him!

我才是常勇 I'm Chang yong!

Mr. Wang. Mr. Wang.

换锁芯 立用##服务# 招租 那天 We were on the rooftop

换锁芯 ##护服务# 招租 我们在天台 that day.

“嘣”的一声 Then boom!

我们的灵魂就调换 Our souls were exchanged

你们俩有病赶紧治病去 Go to the hospital if you're ill.

我在这儿做生意呢 I'm doing my business here.

别耽误我做生意好不好 Stop wasting my time, OK?

走走走走走 Go away!

贴膜儿 Screen protector!

钢化膜儿 Tempered glass screen protector!

钻石膜儿 Screen protector with fake diamonds!

老王 Wang,

兄弟真是杜常勇 I'm indeed Du Chang yong.

厨岸老中医止牌有站路 你听好了啊 Listen to me!

你结婚就离喝酒就多 You got divorced right after you got married and you drink a lot.

豫老中医止牌有站临 坑蒙拐骗不崂人嗑

建筑工地偷人钢管儿 You stole the steel pipes from a construction site

小区里偷人自行车 and stole bicycles in our community!

这可都是你喝多了告诉我的啊 You told me all these when you were drunk!

常勇 Chang yong,

皮肤奇痒老中医止舞有站 你怎么什么都跟孩子说呢 how can you tell everything to your daughter?

上次你喝大了 The last time you were drunk

跟人王寡妇说她是七杀入命

所以克死她老公 she killed her husband.

老中医止舞有站级 想要破解 In order to fix this,

老中医止牌有站际 只能后半辈子跟你过才能逢凶化吉 the only solution was to spend the rest of her life with you.

还有那李奶奶丢的狗 And did you eat

是不你吃的 the dog lost by Mrs. Li?

老中医止牌有站 行了 Enough!

中

哎呀 Oops,

看样子不灵啊 it doesn't seem to work.

杜常勇 Du Chang yong,

你还愿不愿换回身体啊 do you want to have your body back?

不许亵渎半仙 Show some respect!

安

好像真的行耶 it worked.

这么厉害吗 Is he really so powerful?

That's so impressive! That's so impressive!

半仙儿好潇洒 Mr. Wang is so cool!

哎呀 Well,

功力很深呐 he's really good!

你看这火旺的 Look how big the fire is!

帅的人火气都旺 It applies to all the handsome people!

你们俩干嘛呢 What're you doing?

嗯 What?

没看着火了吗 Can't you see the fire?

赶紧救火啊 Help me to put out it!

哎呦我去 Damn!

功力好深呐 He'sa master!

对不起 I'm so sorry.

多大岁数了大晚上上天台点火玩儿 You're too old to play fires on the rooftop at night.

幸亏发现得早扑灭了 Luckily it was put out early!

再有一次 If it happens again,

我将追究你法律责任 you have to take the consequences!

消防员同志说的对 You're right,sir!

车间防火要谨慎 We have to be very careful about fires in workshops.

我们会注意 Well pay more attention to

安全生产的 safe production.

多大岁数了 Learn from your daughter,

多跟你闺女学学 old man.

道理一套一套的 She's reasonable.

我走了 I'll leave now.

慢点儿走 Take care.

啊 Well,

要是没有什么事儿的话 if there's no other thing,

那我也先走了 I'll leave too.

这个忙我真帮不了 I really can't help you.

法我都做了 I've done the magic arts.

你要相信 you have to believe

互换灵魂的事儿是真的 that the soul exchange thing is real.

我真的是杜常勇 I'm really Du Chang yong.

我是杜小晴 I'm Du Xiao qing.

我不管你俩谁是谁 don't care about who you are.

我知道我是谁 I know who I am.

我就是个贴膜儿的 I'm just a screen protector guy.

你放我走吧 Please let me go.

求你了 Please.

哎呀 Well,

你要是走了 If you leave,

你吃狗的事儿可就 your secret of eating the dog

告诉李奶奶呀 We'll tell Mrs. Li!

哎 Well,

我想到了一个办法 I have a solution.

根据你的描述 According to your description,

那天夜里 at that night,

你们在天台就听 you heard

“咔嘧” ”一声 the boom sound on the rooftop,

便互换了身体 then you exchanged your bodies.

而据我分析 And according to my analysis,

这种“咔” the boom

就是一种强大的冲击力 is a strong impact.

而我们现在要做的

就是模仿这种冲击力 is to imitate the impact!

而你们 And you two

互相给对方冲击力 can give each other the impact.

你“挎啦”他 You punch him

他再“挎啦”回去 and then he punches back.

“挎啦”一声 Boom!

互换身体 Exchange your bodies.

开始 Start!

废话少说 Cut it short!

杜常勇 Du Chang yong,

就你这个倒霉身体 your shitty body

除了三高之外 has cardiovascular problems

心血管又不行 in addition to high blood pressure,blood fatness and blood sugar.

腰间盘还突出 Your slipped discs too!

人突你突 You don't have to follow the crowd.

你突得那么厉害 And your slipped discs is way too serious!

你好呀 What about you?

你穿得花里胡哨的 You dress like

跟个行走的霓虹灯似的 a walking neon light!

好的你呀

气儿都不会喘 You can't even breathe!

不用多说了 Say no more!

来吧呀 Bring it on!

你俩干嘛呢 What're you doing?

打呀 Let's start!

下不了手是吧 You can't do it,can you?

把眼睛蒙上 Cover your eyes.

Hisense

对不起 We're so sorry.

都几点了还鬼哭狼豪的 it's too late to scream now!

别人休不休息了 Other people have to rest!

常勇啊 Chang yong,

你得保重身体 take care of your body!

你跟他们不一样 You're different to them!

明天啊 Tomorrow,

我做些好吃的给你补补 I'll cook you some delicious food.

芳儿 Fang,

当着孩子的面儿 don't say those things to me

别说这些 in front of my daughter.

小晴 Xiao qing,

你怎么说话没大没小的 how can you speak to me in that way?

不过啊 But

我喜欢 I like it.

行了 Alright,

你们早点儿休息啊 have a good rest.

我走了啊 I'll leave now.

再见 Goodbye.

芳儿啊那个 Well, Fang...

要是没什么事儿的话 If there's nothing,

那我也先走了 I'll leave.

老王 Wang,

你不能骗我俩吧 you can't lie to us,right?

哎呀 Come on!

都把我打成什么样了 Look at my face now!

我还敢骗你俩吗 Id are not lie to you!

一会儿 Later

就用我的武功绝学 I'll use my kung fu called

五雷轰顶 Thunderstruck!

闺女儿 Xiao qing,

跟上啊 follow me.

这哪儿有雷 There's no thunder.

怎么能没有 How can it be?

因为没有雷 Because there's no thunder,

部 所以我们要找一个电闸啊 we have to find a switch.

请勿靠近 此处危险 慢点啊 Careful!

请勿靠近 此处危险 只要找到了电闸一通电 Once we find the switch and get charged with electricity ，

正迎安业 让你们交换身体 请勿靠近 此处危险 to help you to exchange your bodies.

还得上几楼啊 How many stairs do we have to climb?

应该就是这儿了 I think it's here.

就在这儿 Here!

哎呦 Well,

可算到了 we're finally here.

不是 No.

在哪儿呢 Where is it?

这个好 This is very...

啊在哪儿呢 Where is it?

走错了 We went the wrong way.

那边儿 Over there.

往那边儿走 Over there.

我去 Damn!

哎呦 Oh.

那边儿 Over there.

找了半天 We've been searching for ages,

还没找着 but we have n'tfound anything.

应该是天意 That's the destiny.

啊要不然咱别找了 Maybe we should stop searching.

你要是不找的话 If you quit,

我这嘴可 my mouth wil..

找找找找找找 Continue! Continue!

找还不行么 I'll continue searching!

但找这半天还没找着 But we have n't found anything after so long.

那怎么办呢 What should we do?

要不然 May be

只能让我老 'II

算一卦了 use divination.

拿着 Hold it.

哎哎哎哎 Hey!

32 福

下去了 It's fallen down!

按照这个情势来看的话 Based on the current situation,

应该是在楼下 it must be downstairs.

我们下楼找 If we search for it downstairs,

一定能找到 we can definitely find it!

走走走走走 Let'sgo!

下楼找下楼找拿着 Downstairs! Downstairs! Take it!

走了走走走 Let'sgo!

我鞋哪儿去了 Where's my shoe?

这儿 Here.

老王 Wang?

嗯 Yeah.

这也没有啊 There's nothing.

要再没有的话 If not,

勿靠近 处危险 老讷只能再卜一卦了 I have to use divination again!

QQQQ QQ O 灯怎么亮了 Why is the light on?

终于可以用我的五雷轰顶大法了 Finally I can use the thunderstruck!

一会儿 Later,

你们两个人手牵手 you two hold hands

人伸出一个手指头 and reach out one finger

同时按向电门 to touch the switch at the same time.

这样 So

你们就能交换身体了 you two can exchange your bodies.

明白了吗 Get it?

嗯 Yeah.

开始 Let's start.

闺女儿 Don't be afraid,

别怕 Xiao qing.

有爸在呢 Dad is here.

�´ Come here.

待会儿 Later,

爸数123 on countof3

我们一起 and we'l...

老王啊 Wang.

嗯 Yeah?

你行不行啊 Will it work?

肯定行啊 For sure!

我原来试过 I've tried before,

三天都没起来 and I stayed on bed for three days.

我再看看 I'll check.

线路没问题啊 The circuit is OK

正负极也对呀 The polarity is correct.

这个插销没插 But it's not plugged in.

Hey Hey

灯 Why the lights

怎么亮了 are on.

对不起 We're so sorry.

闹了半天 We haven't done the exchange

价 也没换回来 after all the hard work.

价 还搭了个半仙儿 And we let Mr. Wang pay for the price.

你 这辈子可能再也不能进澡堂子了 I probably can never go to the bathhouses again.

嗯 Well,

你的 it's for you.

喂怎么了哥 Hey,what's up?

妈呀 Oh my god.

我拨错号儿了咋的 Did I dial the wrong number?

伤疤 这声怎么跟我爸似的呢 Why do you sound like my dad?

伤疤 哎怎么了哥 Hey,what's up,bro?

伤疤 大哥大哥 Are you OK,

吗 你好吗 my elder brother?

一个 好的哥 OK, bro.

人家说什么了你就挂了 What did he say? How could you hang up so gui c kly?

他说明天有个演出叫你过去 Tomorrow there'll be a performance.

吗

演出 Performance.

别寻思了 You can't go.

身体换回来之前不宜乱动 It's for the best before we exchange our bodies.

我这么努力 But I worked so hard

就是为了赞资历 to get experience.

去参加后起之秀 So I can perform at the Rising Stars.

你这样都不帮我 You won't help me?

你帮我去嘛 Please perform for me!

喉 Well.

最多 promise

以后你说什么我都听你的 I'll listen to whatever you say.

喉 Well.

好了好了好了 Alri hgt.

最多 promise

以后你叫我继承你的理发店 I won't say no

我都答应 if you ask me to inherit your barber's shop!

�´ Give me.

给来点醋老板 Give me some vinegar,boss!

有醋吗 Do you have some vinegar?

将军 Checkmate!

吹 店

奥新

那不是杜小晴 Isn't that Du Xiao qing?

鞋

#口可乐

哎呀 Hey!

Zhang and Zhang and

good morning Good morning!

老宋 Song,

奥回新

芹菜给我留点儿 奥@新 leave me some celery!

晚上包饺子啊 奥新 I'll make dumplings tonight!

这谁啊 Who is she?

大明星杜小晴 Du Xiao qing,the big star!

牛活鱼 哎花儿 Hey, Hua!

喝茶去呀 Are you heading to the teahouse?

小张早 Good morning, Zhang!

Good morning!

我就说喜欢你一辈子 I told you I would love you for my whole life.

水库 不是你的一辈子 That doesn't mean your whole life

水库 哪怕你现在就去死呀 Even if you die now!

水月

什么呀地砖儿都松了 The floor tiles are so loose!

哎呀都是油 Eww! It's so oily!

杜常勇啊 Du Chang yong,

这刀都崩成这样儿都不换把新的 Why don't you change the knife? It is so broken!

把人刮坏了怎么办呢 What if you hurt the customers?

喉算了 Well,never mind.

今天还是不开张好 It's better if I don't open the barber's today.

老队长早啊 1 oodmorning,old captain!

干嘛呢 what are you doing?

老队长 Old captain,

今天买卖有点儿稀啊 you have no customer today!

我们两个过来给你壮壮人气 We're here to contribute to your business!

杜小晴 Du Xiao qing,

今天的打扮很别致啊 your look is so special today.

我都差点没有认出来你 I almost can't recognize you.

就你小子给小晴打电话呢吧 So you're the one who calls Xiao ging all the time?

小晴小晴的 And you call her Xiao qing!

小晴是你叫的吗 You don't have to right to call her so!

看你这状态 Look at you.

跟平常有点不一样啊 You're a bit different.

一言难尽 It's a long story.

有嘛难尽的 Come on!

生活哪有那么容易的 Life is hard!

要都那么顺利 If it's easy,

那还叫生活吗 it's not life!

张叔李叔啊 Mr. Zhang and Mr. Li

今天确实不方便 today is not the best time to do business.

哇啊杜小晴 Wow! Du Xiao qing!

哎就你这个劲儿 I love your attitude!

哎呦 Oh!

我太喜欢了 I love it so much!

太太给力了 So lm pressive!

上什么车 Get on the car?

话说明白了 Tell me first,

你跟小晴什么关系 what's your relation with Xiao ging?

咱俩什么关系你能不知道啊 You don't know that?

我不你助理吗 m your personal assistant!

心工

小绿品 银 助理 Personal assistant?

小晴多大腕儿我不知道 You think c don't know what kind of “super star"she is

还请助理 She can't afford an assistant!

哇杜小晴 Well, Du Xiao qing.

3 D 000 就你这个让人难以捉摸这个劲儿 8子 You'reso hard to understand!

喉喉喉 Hey!

我要自己去城北 If l'mgoing to the north part of the city myself

可能真赶不上了 I probably can't make it on time.

不如

就让这个变态送我一程也好 it's fine if this pervert can offer me a lift

今天告我又不用去了 You told me to go then you refuse to go l

给我心里造成这种落差 Sol feel a bit disappointed.

这种失落感 The sense of disappointment

这种挫败感 and the sense of frustration

ME 太刺激了 1 are so exciting

我跟你讲 Hey!

杜小晴过分了啊 hat'stoo much, Du Xiao ging

我不需要怜悯 don't need your mercy!

出发 Let's go!

推 Ml

太刺激了 So exciting!

国 1e

你们家小晴 Your daughter

还这么不着调 is still unreliable

没正形是吧 and immature,right?

要是能有正形啊 If she's mature,

还能到今天 she can't end up like this.

小晴那个纱厂工作 You're the one

是你给介绍的 who introduced Xiao ging to work in the textile mill?

哎老队长 Old captain,

你不记得了 don't you remember it?

小晴的对象 You're the one

是你给介绍的 who introduced Xiao qing boyfriends?

闺女都这么大了 She'sold enough

也该搞对象了 to have a boyfriend.

那就好说 That'll be easier

家电维修 专业上门维修安装

ͬ־ Comrade,

请问这酒 is the dir nk

要钱吗 free?

啊 Well,

不要钱 yeah.

奖 杜小晴 Du Xiao ging!

这边啦 This way!

哇你在搞什么 Hey,what're you doing?

又迟到 You're late again!

每次都这样 You do so all the time ！

喔啊 Wow!

我带lady gaga 的时候都没有你这么难呐 Lady gaga is easier to work with ！

哇你怎么穿得 Come on!

这是什么行头啊 What're you wearing?

这么土 You have no sense of fashion!

跟这里的环境搭吗 Your outfit doesn't go along with the environment!

知不知道什么叫fashion 呐 Do you know what fashion is?

лл Thank you!

你就是梅同志吧 You must be Comrade Mei!

幸会 Nice to meet you!

幸什么会呀幸会呀 What're you talking about?

不要叫同志 Stop calling me comrade!

叫梅哥 Call me Mr. Mei!

我干了你随意 Ill drink it up! Please suit yourself!

喝什么酒啊喝酒 It's not the time for drinking!

还有时间喝酒 We don't have time!

你是来干什么的你知不知道 Do you know why you are here?

ͬ־ Comrade,

我来干什么 why am I here?

干什么的 Why are you here?!

你作为一名歌手 You're a singer!

你干什么的不知道吗 That explains everything!

想一想 Think about it!

лл Thank you!

不叫你来唱歌难道叫你来打渔吗 If you don't come here to sing,you come here to go fishing?

我唱什么歌啊 What the song am I going to sing?

唱你最拿手的 The song that you're best at!

鲜啤 奖 同志 Comrade,

我唱什么歌啊 what the am I going to sing?

最最拿手的 The song that you're best at!

刚刚那个人好搞笑啊 That person is hilarious!

中宝9区 Rnes 情投意又合

中工 J 奶文 完回购 情投意又合

F工 UJ奶文 U2 比什么都快樂

鱼油鸡焖 她哟我哟

可5达证 比什么都快樂

中工 UJ 奶文 QV 比什么都快樂

同志辛苦 Thank you,comrade!

哎呀呵 Well.

奖 天呐 Oh my gosh!

怎么整啊 What should I do?

小晴好不容易有个机会 She finally has the chance,

让我给干砸了 but I screwed it up.

喉呀 Well,

干砸正好啊 but it's for the best!

She can find a factory and work there. She can find a factory and work there.

就这么定了 That's it!

哎呀对不起 O h, I'm so sorry!

老队长 Old captain

偶尔失手一次也就罢了 it's fine if you did it wrong once,

接连失手十七八次 but you did it 17 times in a row.

有点过分了吧 Is that too much?

他这个手艺呀 I can't

我是不能照顾了啊 support your business anymore.

对对 Right!

哎哎哎 Come on!

别啊老张啊 Please don't, Zhang!

你这也不能拿 You can't

开水敷毛巾啊 use boiled water on the towel!

你 You!

你以为拔鸡毛了 You think you were plucking chicken?

小晴 Xiao qing,

我说你爸爸最近 I think your dad is

大脑反应倍儿迟钝 a bit slow lately.

是不是得老年痴呆 he gets senile dementia?

是是是 Yeah!

你奶奶痴呆 Your grandma gets senile dementia!

你们全家痴呆 Your whole family get senile dementia!

你祖宗十八代痴呆 It runs in your family!

不对啊 No,

杜小晴 Du Xiao qing.

我就交给你个理发店都能给我干砸了啊 I only asked you to look after my barber'sshop and you ruined it!

你说你 If you can't do it,

干不了给我关张啊 you can close for today.

非得给我弄成命案现场 You don't have to make it a crime scene!

你爸我 I haven't failed once in haircutting

这么多年从来都没有失手过 for so many years.

你让我怎么跟老张老李交代 How can I explain to Zhang and Li?

啊 Huh?

我那给你演得热热闹闹的 I performed so well for you,

你倒好 but you

完蛋货 silly girl

这么多年苦心经营的理发店 ruined my barber'sshop

全让你给毁了 that I've been looking after for so long.

我的头发怎么 What's wrong with my hair?

杜小晴 Du Xiao qing,

你胆肥了吧 you're so bold now!

还敢给我扔进泳池里 You threw me into the swimming pool!

你等着 Just wait!

你的职业生涯就算是死了 Your career is done!

杜常勇 Du Chahg yong!

我叫你去表演一场 I asked you to perform,

你帮我打了个自由搏击 but you went there boxing!

我叫你点一个卯 I asked you to check informe.

你帮我经纪人洗了个澡 but you helped my agent to take a shower!

还有啊 And

我那个头发是怎么了 what's wrong with my hair?

你是不是想毁了我的演艺生涯 Do you want to ruin mycareer?

大家好 Hello,

接下来为您插播一条新闻 Here'sanother report.

我们人类科技文明水平 based T on the level of technology and civilization of our humans.

对于浩瀚宇宙来说 we can only know very little

只是一知半解 about the great universe.

教授 Professor,

是否在宇宙射线的辐射下 will there be more ridiculous things

会发生更加离奇的事情呢 under the radiation of the cosmic rays.

这个呢是当然的了 that's for sure.

National 因为人体的意志啊 Because the human willingness

Nati or 很玄妙 is very mysterious.

宇宙也非常玄妙 And the universe is very mysterious too.

它会发出强大的能量 It gives out huge power

会增幅人们心中的执念 which greatly contributes to the human willingness.

从而 And

引发种种奇迹 lots of miracles are caused.

小晴 Xiao qing,

你说的那个宇宙射线专家我找到了 I found the expert of cosmic rays that you talked before.

喉呀 Well,

孩子啊 Son,

我也不想瞒你了 I don't want to lie to you.

我不是小晴 I'm not Xiao qing.

我是小晴她爸 I'm Xiao qing's dad.

小凯呀 Kai,

我是小晴 I'm Xiao qing.

啊 Well.

我从事宇宙神秘学研究 I've been studying cosmic occultism

已达30年之久 for30 years.

堪称业界天花板啊 And I'm the expert of the experts in this field.

什么奇怪的科学奇事我没有见过啊 I've seen all the unbelievable things.

复活节岛石像 The Easter Island Statues,

麦田怪圈 the Crop Circles

通古斯大爆炸 the Tunguska explosion

胡夫金字塔 and the Khufu Pyramid

哪一个是可以用人类科技解释的 none of these can be explained by technology.

教授 福 Professor,

我就直说了 I'll be honest with you

我们两个灵魂 Our souls exchanged.

互换了 Exchanged?

小鸟一只 A little bird.

我以为是什么大事呢 It's not a big deal.

灵魂互换找我就对 Luckily you found me!

咚咚了咚咚咚咚 Tok tok tok!

东风 Eastwind!

碰 Bang!

那我们要怎么才能换过来啊 How can we change it back?

个人玩 Play on my own.

一万 Ten thousand!

我不要一个人玩 don't want to play on my own.

西风 Westwind!

方法很简单 It's so easy.

要恢复 If you want to change it back,

只要以毒攻毒 you have to combat poison with poison

以射攻射 and combat rays with rays.

夫妻吵架背靠腰 A couple fight a fight!

北风 Northwind!

碰 Bang!

以毒攻毒 I know

我倒明白 combat poison with poison.

以射攻射 But what does

是怎么回事儿 combat rays with rays?

两个人玩 Two people play together!

等下一次宇宙射线 When the cosmic rays

再次来到地球的时候 visit earth again

你们身体接触 you can change your souls back

就可以互换回来了 with the help of body contact.

棺材板儿 Coffin plank.

哎碰 Bang!

棺材板我要了 I'll take it.

那下一次什么时候来呀 When will it visit the earth again?

想胡牌 If you want to win,

打发财 you have to earn.

碰 Bang!

这个嘛

说不准 hard to say

三个人玩 Three people play together.

上次的上次 When was the one

是什么时候呢 before last time?

实 笑 南打了就不难 It's not hard if you use “south ".

上一次是 The one before last time

1840年 Is1840,

实 10 笑 鸦片战争的时候 during the Opium War.

各位亲朋好友不好意思 I'm sorry,my dear friends.

煮饭没放水 I cook rice without water.

实 笑 笑 我胡了 Now it's done!

七彩小屁胡 Success!

喉 Well

这个教授 I think

看来还是不行啊 the professor can't help!

你说你交得什么朋友啊 What kind of friend do you have?

就那小车 His motorcycle

一天坏好几次 breaks a few times everyday.

不是没电了就没气儿了 It either runs out of electricity or gas ！

哎老王 Hi, Wang!

回来了 you're back.

啊 Well.

王叔好 Hi, Mr. Wang ！

杜小晴 Du Xiao ging!

我说过没啊 Have I told you?

嗯 What?

出门要关门的吧 You have to close the door before you leave!

好的 OK.

杜小晴 Du Xiao qing!

你火了 You're a huge star now!

ʲô What?

我火了 I'm a huge star?

其实呢 Actually,

我早就发现 I found that

你是一个天才 you're a genius for a long time!

在我带过无数的明星当中 Among all the celebrities I work with,

绝对是气质最独特的那一个 are definitely the most special one!

简直就是 You're

蝎子粑粑独一份儿 one of a kind!

奖 不是 Wait!

奖 How did she become famous? How did she become famous?

有人把你 Someone

O 在泳池旁边的表现呢 recorded your performance at the pool

再来一首 路转 粉 禺像 六十九 箕好听 接着唱，别停 我头回见到这款的偶像 好久没听老歌 了 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 几首吧 拍下来发到子网工 手里拿的是啥 and post edit online.

全网爆火啊 It went viral!

哇啊 Wow!

全网爆火 Went viral?

那得有多火啊 I can't imagine how popular it is!

嘎嘎火啊 So popular!

哇 Wow!

六七十个微博超话 You have 70 related hashtagson Weibo!

直接霸屏啊 They're all about you!

这个 Well,

÷ͬ־ Comrade Mei.

能说人话吗 Can you say it in an understandable way?

直接霸屏 Everything is about you!

现在颤音短视频所有的网红 Now the influencers on Chan yin Video

全部都在模仿你这首歌儿 all imitate your performance!

简直就是 It's literally

哇哦 Wow!

啥话 What?

昨天一宿 Last night,

加了15万粉丝 yougained150,000followers

今天白天又加了50万粉丝 andtodayyougain500,000！

说实话啊 Honestly,

对这个市场呢 I've done so many tests

我做过很多的尝试 of the market.

什么天真萝莉型儿 The Lolitas,

性感御姐型儿 alpha women,

冷艳特工型儿 special agents

and next-door ladies and next-door ladies

全部都失败了 are all failures!

没想到 But I didn't expect

市场需要的竟然是 what the market really needs

is authentic and frank is authentic and frank

中年大叔型偶像 middle-aged man type of idol!

yeah yeah

你刚才说什么 What did you just say?

还要带我去什么派对吗 Took me to a party?

派对 Party?

像这种档次的艺人 A celebrity like you

怎么会去参加派对那种 is too good

Low 了吧唧的活动呢 for the parties!

真是我跟你讲啊 Let me tell you.

你现在的通告啊 Your schedule

真是满满当当哦 is really full!

光是拍杂志的封面啊 You have to do more than 20 shootings

就二十几家呀 for the cover of magazines!

还有电影电视剧美容仪 And you have films,tv shows and commercials for beauty.tools,

化妆品蟑螂药的广告哦 make up products and cockroach killers.

那我得先去哪一个呢 Which one should I do first?

uncle 啊 Sir,

其实我个人呢 I personally

非常喜欢你这种彪的呼的性格 really like your straightforward personality.

但是我有一个好建议啊 But I have a good suggestion for you.

我听说啊 I heard that

出门右手200 米 there'safamous fortuneteller

有一家算命的算得特别的准 200 meters away on your right hand side.

你要不要去找他算一算啊 Maybe you can ask him

哪里有医生可以看呐 which doctor works better for you.

那我要去哪一个呀 Which one should 1go?

早就替你安排好了 I've already got you arranged!

明天一早就跟我去拍男人能装的封面 We'llheadto For him Magazine for the cover shooting.

只要上了男人能装 If you can be on For him Magazine

你在东南亚就是 you'll become the biggest influencer

著名巨型网红了 In the Southeast Asia!

小晴你好 Hello, Xiao qing.

我是男人能装的主编 I'm the editor-in-chief of For him Magazine.

瘦驴 奖 画 I'm Shoul v!

Nice to meet you,sir! Nice to meet you,sir!

你好你好 Nice to meet you too!

请坐请坐 Please sit down.

小晴啊 Xiao qing,

您最近在这个微博上 you're such a hit

那可是大热门啊 on Weib o lately!

其实我也是想不明白啊 Actually I feel surprised too.

你说现在这些孩子 The kids today

喜好怎么这么独特 have a very unique taste!

孩子 Kids?

您的年龄也不大呀 You're still very young!

哎呀不行了 奖 国 Not really.

想当初九十年代的时候 I was a worker at a steel mill

那会儿我还在钢厂当工人 back in the 90s.

啊 What?

哎对不起 Oh,sorry.

稍等一下 Please wait a second.

福 暂停一下 Stop for a minute.

头发有点乱了 Her hair is a bit messy.

小晴说的呢 用 What she was talking about

是其实是我们小晴的人设 is actually her public persona.

啊 Well.

邻家叔叔的路线 The next-door uncle persona.

别致 5800 K1/200 So special.

我们啊 We

这也是想借您东风 want to benefit from your fame

共同受益 at the same time.

Now you have Now you have

其实在网上有很多的拥 so many fans online.

但是 But

黑粉也不少 you have lots of haters too.

他们坚持地认为吧 They insist that

您“大叔”这个人设呢 川 your “uncle ”persona

是经纪公司故意而为之 用 is designed by you agency.

这其实就是我的生活常态 奖 奖 This is actually who Iam in real life.

那我讲两句 because you asked.

啊 Well,

我呀

一直保持着工人阶级一贯的优良作风 stick to the good morals of our working class.

艰苦朴素 Living a simple life

大干特干踏实干 and being practical,

只有这样 these are the only ways

产量才能上去 to guarantee the productivity.

哎哎哎对不起 Hey, I'm sorry.

头发又有点乱啊 5800 K1/200 奖 Her hair is messy again!

其实我们小晴说的呢 What Xiao qing meant is

是“流量”才能上去 the exposure can be guaranteed

奖奖 的 奖

哦 国 Oh,

old school 用 old school!

啥死固 What?

用

哎哎哎 Hey!

又乱了 Her hair again!

头发好乱呐 So messy.

It's English! It's English!

就是老式传统的意思啊 It means in a traditional way.

好继续 OK,go on ！

对 Yeah,

我确实是这么一个 I'm indeed a

“死固”的人 traditional person!

今天为大家介绍 Today Ill introduce

V LIAN SIGNERS 这几天在网络上迅速翻红的中年偶像 the middle-aged idol who goes viral online.

不仅拍摄了男人能装 She not only filmed for For him Magazine,

更在端丽 but also left her beautiful images on

时尚周刊 Times 上留下倩影 Flower Lady and Times!

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季佳宅 SWEET W 博警亚洲论坛全球健康论坛 专业室内装修 TIME! 福牌 福牌 The prettiest 疏3 杜小晴火了呀 every event Hooks for Du Xiaoqing isfamousnow! 220末开出车 所臭不多，欲报从速！

商 专业高店 送20 M宽带一年 581 G餐 真的假的呀 52三 G套餐 送20 M宽带一年 24 送20 M宽带一年 Really?

爱场和生 Ther pot or Lady lowel #然 这可是大明星 She's a superstar!

男人能装 FOR MIA MAGAZINE 真火了 He really makes me famous?

TIMES 我也可以把理发店搞得红红火火的 I can make your barber'sshop a huge success!

不光以一己之力轰炸了纸面媒体 She not only occupies all the paper media

就连国际知名化妆品 but also

太宝 XOD 蜜 was invited by Daba o XO D cream

也邀请了杜小晴 to shoot

作为model 拍摄 as its model.

风格以复古对抗时尚 The style inspiration is to use vintage to combat fashion

逆流而上 and be against the current.

我天天都用的 X OD蜜 Ius e Xo D cream all day.

吸收特别快 It's easy to absorb

挺舒服的 and it's very comfortable to use!

好咔 Great! Cut!

老师辛苦 Thank you,miss!

导演辛苦导演辛苦 Thank you,director!

不光如此 Also,

小晴还在游戏世界里登场 she made her debut in games.

带领大家攻城掠地 She takes people to invade cities

培养兄弟间的情感 to cultivate brotherhood.

是兄弟就来砍我 Fight with me if you're my bro!

是兄弟就来狠人儿传奇 Join me on Badass Legend if you're my dude!

One sword for 999 damage.

一万倍暴击 You can multiple the damage

装备高价回收 and resell your equipment!

每天都打沙巴克 I play Shar bark everyday!

杜小晴的独特穿着也影响了一代人 Her uni gue looks also influence other generations.

新间 前独诗穿看也影响了一代人 hce other generations.

新询世 so influence other generations. so influence other generations.

成为了本市一道靓丽的风景线 And it becomes a beautiful scene for our city

新询 the squares

都换上了小晴复古风 join Xiao qing's vintage trend.

我说怎么着 What did I say?

小晴红了 Xiao qing is famous!

将军 Checkmate.

老李快点快点 Hurry up, Li ！

嘛将军 Checkmate?

爱情和生鱼片 很色很花很女 这卒怎么过来了 Flower You can't move your “soldier " like this!

新面柜 情的理发店故居 hop where Du Xiao ging lived

新闻快讯 也成了本市的游览胜地 becomes a tourist attraction.

新闻 天都有大批人进行打卡 peopie go there to visit.

接下来让我们连线一下 Now let's get connected with

快讯

Hello,my dear audience. Hello,my dear audience.

现在我们来到的是中年偶像 Now we're at the old house of

杜小晴的故居 Du Xiao qing,the middle-aged idol.

今天天气晴朗 Today is a sunny day.

就是风有点儿大 Although it's a bit windy,

不过没有关系 the enthusiasm of her fans

这依然阻挡不了粉丝们的热情 can't be influenced.

看一下 Please have a look!

你 热吧 杜小晴就是吃我家菜长大的 Du Xiao qing grew up eating the dishes I cooked!

小晴啊 Xiao qing

最爱吃我家包子 loves my steamed stuffed buns so much.

小晴啊 Xiao ging

最爱吃我家零食 loves my snacks!

人小吃我家零食长大的 She grew up eating-them!

法师 知道我是谁吗 Do you know who lam?

师 量一特#存 11870915755 11870915755 似水 辉断 换锁芯 收购驾照分 ## 知道她是谁就行 as long as you know who she is.

法师 可是家喻户晓的大明星 known to everyone.

而之前 But she was

法师 只是一个普通人 a normal person

法师 而就在这 l once

法 我给她算了一卦 used divination for her here.

金求子 #915755 生热品#员 我用五雷轰 绿银团 Iused Thunderstruck!

神经病

我只是来买菜的 I'm here to buy some vegetables.

测字 问道 阴风 祈福 祈福

辉映流年 收购驾服分 俗人 13999000999 So cheesy!

由海鸭蛋

回来了 You're back?

饺子包多了 I made too many dumplings.

你吃点儿 You can have some.

这是你包的饺子啊 did you make all these?

不是我包的是鬼包的啊 Who else it can be?

你吃啊 Have some.

嗯 OK.

小点儿口 Take your time.

OK. OK.

壹着你 Don't get choked on it!

好吃啊 Is it good?

好吃啥呀 Not at all.

我这是饿了 I'm just really hungry.

你这饺子啊 The leek in your dumplings is too much

鸡蛋少韭菜多 the egg too little.

搓不成团儿 So your fillings fall apart.

下次注意点啊 Pay attention to it next time.

你别吃 Don't eat them then!

福

哎 Well.

杜常勇啊 Du Chang yong,

想不到啊 I can't believe

我杜小晴现在 that my face

红遍街头巷尾 can be seen everywhere!

我刷微博 It's all about me

全部都是我 on Weib o!

那你说呢 I told you!

你爸我当年啊 I didn't get my fame for nothing

在钢厂也不是浪得虚名的啊 in the steel mill.

行了 OK.

不能跟你说了 Enough for chit-chat.

明天还得跑通告呢 I have commercial activities tomorrow!

good night Goodnight!

固的什么 Good what?

洋文儿 English!

这都不懂 How can you not understand it?

K

72

会说洋文儿了 He can even speak English!

嗯 Eww.

那么咸 It's so salty!

杜常勇怎么下得了口 How could he eat them up?

好了好了 OK! OK!

谢谢啊谢谢谢谢 Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

谢谢啊 Thank you!

咱们让小晴姐休息一下啊 Please allow Xiao qing to have a rest.

赶快进去 Go inside!

你们先撤 Leave now!

我掩护 I'll cover for you!

快撑不住了 I can barely stop them!

快关门啊 Close the door now!

2 好的 OK.

这做明星怎么这么累啊 it's so hard to be a celebrity.

一个造型摆一天谁受得了啊 Nobody can keep the same pose for a whole day ！

小晴你是不是飘了呀 Do you forget who you are?

你以前不火的时候 When you were not famous,

可比现在这苦多了呀 the situation was much worse.

你以前就是想摆也没人看你啊 S

只有你这个凡活儿就接 You accepted all the offers

接活儿就砸 but screwed up them all

但是非常努力的 It's your hard work

才有你今天的红 Du Xiao qing.

请问 Excuse me,

有人在吗 anyone here?

今天装修 We're closed today

不营业 for renovation.

你好 Hello,

请问咱们这里呀 may I ask...

你好漂亮啊 You're so pretty!

你 You're

好萌啊 so cute!

长长的头发 Long hair!

黑黑的黑眼睛 Black eyes!

好像在什么地方见过你 I seem to have met you before!

嘿嘿嘿 Hey!

突然的幸福啊 The sudden happiness

来得好甜蜜 comes sweetly.

我想对你说 I want to let you know

我已爱上你 I've fallen in love with you!

嘿嘿嘿 Hey!

184

你谁呀 Who are you?

我呀 I'm here

茶 是来给我家富贵剪毛儿的 for my dog'shaircut!

我们家富贵儿 It's

纯贵族血统 pure-bred,

温婉大方善解人意 gentle and understanding.

是吧富贵儿 Right,baby?

我这儿只帮人理发 I only give humans haircuts.

你给人理发 How much

多少钱 is the haircut for humans?

我给人理发可贵了 It's so expensive!

15 RMB 15 RMB

十五 once.

够不 Is it enough?

哼 Huh!

赶紧拾到拾 Please get ready!

拾倒啥呀 For what?

不下班儿了吗 I'm off duty ！

这些都是小活儿 Those are just tiny activities,

一会儿的才厉害呢 and the later one is important.

几位大佬啊 a few big shots.

啊 Well,

几位制片人大哥 a few producers

赵钱孙李周几位大哥 named Zhao, Qian, Sun, Li and hou,

非常看好你啊 they think highly of you

请你去陪他们唱歌儿 and asked you to sing with them.

其中有一位就是那个 One of them is

后起之秀制作人啊 the producer of Rising Stars.

Rising Stars? Rising Stars?

亮哥可以啊 You're so good!

我不去啊 I won't go!

咱们说了那么多次后起之秀 We talked about Rising Stars for so many times.

怎么能不去了呢 can you refuse to go?

我得休息 I have to rest

我不是机器人 and I'm not a robot!

杜小晴 Du Xiao qing

这是个千载难逢的好机会 it's a rare opportunity!

多少女孩梦寐以求想求都求不来 Many girls dream about it all day!

你别在这疙瘩好心当成三样儿啊 Be grateful!

而且我已经答应人家了 And I've promised them!

你答应了你自己去啊 You can go if you made a promise.

杜小晴 Du Xiao qing!

别再那疙喀给我赛脸啊 Don't show me that face!

我告诉你啊 I have to tell you

这几个大哥非常有实力 those gentlemen are so influential in this industry ！

你要是给我得罪了 If you offend them,

我以后在这个圈儿我就没法混了 I can't stay in this industry later!

鲁 U· T6093 国

· T6 D93

辛苦了师傅 Thank you,sir!

哎回来了 You're back.

嗯 Yeah.

你看这里搞得不错吧 Look how nice this place is!

七百八百 700.800!

这什么玩意儿啊花里胡哨的 What's going on? It's so dizzy.

千一千： 1000.1100.1200！

哎呦 Well,

这谁家的狗啊 whose dogs are these?

刚刚好 That's correct!

我的顾客 My customers.

顾客 Customers?

嗯 Yeah?

什么顾客 What customers?

我的顾客啊 My customers!

当然是这个的顾客啦 For this!

你看 listen.

我把你这个破理发店 You charge people 15 RMB

平时帮人剪一个头是不是十五 for haircut once,

我给狗剪一个现在有200块 but Iearn2oo RMBfor giving dogs haircut!

那我帮你我算过啦 l'vecalculated.

一天剪十个 If I give ten dogs haircuts a day,

那就是两千 that's2000.

算了一下一个月下来 And it's 60,000

那就是六万 every month!

是不是比你赚得还多啊 Do I earn much more money than you?

那你以后呢 If you

不帮人理发 give dogs rather than humans haircuts,

我们专帮狗理发狗理发就不一样了 it's different!

杜小晴 Du Xiao qing,

你是不是有病啊 are you crazy?

给我两个好大哥都给我得罪了 You made the two gentlemen mad at me!

你赶紧过来 Come over here right now

跟我一起给人家赔罪去 and say sorry to them!

你以前不火的时候不比现在累得多吗 When you were not famous,the situation was much worse.

三伏天儿 On hot summer days,

穿着布偶服 you wore doll clothing

超市门口给人促销鸡蛋 and promote eggs in front of a mall

一下午就五十块钱还落半身痱子 You earned 5o RMB the whole afternoon and suffered from heat rash.

小晴咱说了那么多次后起之秀 We talked about Rising Stars for so many times.

怎么能不去了呢 How can you refuse to go?

今天你必须得给亮哥这个薄面 You have to go for my sake ！

给不了 No, I can't!

我这么努力 But I worked so hard to get experience.

就是为了赞资历去参加后起之秀 So I can perform at the Rising Stars

你这样都不帮我 You won't help me?

妈 Hisense Mom,

Hisense 我想你了 I miss you.

爸爸妈妈看这里 Look at the camera,mom and dad!

福

当年要不是我妈为了这个家 If it was not my mom

同时打好几份工 who did multiple jobs for this family,

这个家早就了 we were broke!

都是因为你没出息 It's all because you have no talent!

我妈才会走那么早 So my mom passed away so early!

滚 Get out!

那杜小晴这一次参加比赛是为了自己吗 Do you participate for your own, Du Xiao qing ？

哎绝对不是为了自己啊 Definitely not

她是为了广大的观众 She does so for the audience

XXXX

和心中对艺术的 and her dream and pursuit

那份梦想和追求 of art.

我这次参加这个比赛 I don't join this competition

不是为了我自己 for myself,

而是为了给我生命中最重要的人 instead, I do so to fulfill the dream of

圆个梦 the person who matters to me the most.

福

展 一直以来 For the longest time,

是我太自以为是了 I've been so self-absorbed

对梦想抱有偏见 and prejudiced against dreams.

以至伤害到了最重要的人 And I even hurt the most important person to me.

但这个比赛对我真的很重要 But this competition really means a lot to me.

来来来喝 Drink up!

杜小晴 Du Xiao qing,

我们已经跳过很多遍了 we've rehearsed for so many times.

你到底能不能记住 Can you remember it or not?

再来一遍最后一遍 One more time! Last time!

真的最后一遍 I promise!

RITE RS 走走走走 Let's go! Go!

食

这怎么要拆迁了呢 how can this place be demolished?

好事啊 It's a good news.

给的不少啊 It's well-paid.

怎么不少 Well-paid?

才给那么点儿钱还叫多 With so little money?

你见过钱吗 Have you seen money before?

行了行了 Enough!

差不多就行了

你有发 起行改诉讼，在行政复议、诉讼刷间不停止拆迁的正常进行 八、房限拆迁现场办公地址：长虹北路30弄43支弄7号 heprettiest looks for 八、房屋拆迁现场办公地址：长虹北路30弄43支弄7号 八、房屋拆迁现场办公地址：长虹北路30弄43支弄7号 a very event 唱歌 你 想 你看看 Please have a look.

这次给补的钱 Isn't it

真的不少啊 well-paid this time?

你你说嘛呢你 What're you talking about?

老队长在这都住了一辈子了 Old captain has been living here for his whole life

是他愿意拆迁吗 and he definitely doesn't want to move.

我不就是说说就是了 -was just saying.

这理发店刚弄好 I've just finished with the renovation of the barber'sshop.

本来说不拆的吗 But I heard this place wouldn't be demolished

怎么说拆就拆了呢 Why does it change?

钢厂小区 Steel mill community!

它不能拆 Can't be demolished!

钢厂小区不能拆 Steel mill community! Can't be demolished!

一寸山河一寸血 This place is full of our blood and sweat!

哎呦 Ouch!

这谁踩我脚了 Who stepped on me?

哎呦 Ouch!

这谁踩我脚了 Who stepped on me?

啊 Hey!

这句话就别学了 You don't have to repeat this one!

His onse

哎 Hey.

回来了晴儿 You're home, Xiao qing.

啊 Yeah.

店里生意怎么样啊今天 How's the business today?

还不错嘛 Not bad.

你别说 I have to say

爸这一把年纪的 although l'mold

天赋还是不错的啊 I'm talented.

怎么了 What happened?

有心事儿 Anything bothers you?

没事 It doesn't matter.

隆 咱是一家人 We're a family.

隆 有事儿跟爸说 You can tell me anything.

隆 爸给你解决 Ill help you to fix it.

没事 it's not a big deal.

你放心吧我没事 Don't worry. I'm fine.

没事儿就行 That's good.

对了明天就要比赛了 The competition is tomorrow.

你要好好把舞练好了啊 You have to practice the dancing perfectly.

我回房间了 I'm go back to my room.

记得喝红糖水啊 Don't forget your brown sugar water!

有请我们的中年偶像 Now let'swelcome

杜小晴闪亮登场 Du Xiao qing,our middle-aged idol!

小晴 Xiao qing!

天下无双 The one and only!

你太美了 You're so beautiful!

小晴杜小晴 Xiaoqing！ Du Xiaoqing！

你好 Hello!

做一下自我介绍 Please introduce yourself!

各位领导好 Hello,ladies and gentlemen!

我是学徒工杜小晴 I'm Du Xiao qing,an apprentice.

做一下introduce More introduction please.

奖 啥 What?

奖 就是你有没有什么喜欢的兴趣爱好 Do you have any hobbies?

奖 像你喜欢的 Like the films

奖 乐队啊你都可以说 you like.

那我讲两句啊 I'll say something.

我喜欢公园 I like parks

撞树 and bumping into trees

你那都是户外项目 They're all outdoor activities.

嗯 Yeah.

咱们有没有点儿 Can you talk about things

能在家里干的呀 that we can do at home?

家里 At home?

有 Yeah.

看电视剧 Watching TV shows called

亮剑 Drawing Sword.

我特别擅长模仿李云龙 I'm so good at imitating the leading character!

狭路相逢勇者胜 The brave will win in the battles!

给老子杀 Kill them!

我是说你有什么特长 I mean what's your specialty?

这小晴真棒啊 Xiao qing is great!

СƷ Opus cul um

还是相声 National or cross talk?

我擅长 I'm good at

车床冲压技术 la the stamping technology

和高度蒸馏白酒品鉴 and wine appreciation.

曾经拿过钳工八级证书 I used to have fitter license.level 8

和五一劳动模范奖章 and the award for laborious workers!

很特别 She's so unique!

我喜欢 I like her.

接下来就让我们期待一下你的表演吧 Let'senjoy her performance!

不好意思啊段老师 Excuse me, Mr. Duan.

这个杜小晴呢 Du Xiao qing is

她是中年偶像 the middle-aged idol

然后咱们后面的那些观众 liked by

都特别喜欢她 the audience sitting behind us.

大爷 Please hold the sign

把牌儿举起来 Sir.

大爷 Sir,

全 把牌儿举起来 please hold it.

把脸挡上 Cover your face

把牌举起来 and lift the sign!

好的 OK.

亲爱的观众朋友们 My dear audience

根据评委团的 based on the comments

一致评论 of the juries,

我们最终的结论是 I'll announce that

杜小晴选手成功挺进下一轮 Du Xiao qing made to the next round!

大家把掌声送给她 Please congratulate her with applause!

奖 我表演啥 1 Whatdid Iperform?

纯小晴 味 酒 晴 晴

小青 史导 晴 睛 Director Shi,

中年偶像 天上地下 晴” 我有些不太懂矣 晴 don't get it

这个杜小晴 Du Xiao qing

能力这么差 has no gift.

您为什么要保她啊 How can you make her to the next round?

这些重要吗 Does it matter?

我们做节目 What're

为的是什么 the shows for?

为了实现平凡人的光荣与梦想 For the honor and dream of the ordinary people?

屁啊 Bullshit!

那些 That's

冠冕堂皇的事都是外行人看 the glorified version for the outsiders.

咱目的只有一条 We have only one intention,

就是有人看 that is views!

有人看就有广告 If people watch,we have commercials.

有广告咱就可以干更大的节目 If we have commercials,we can invest in bigger shows!

杜小晴和她这个溜溜的她 Du Xiao qing and her famous song

就是咱收视率破二的秘密武器 are the secrets to guarantee more than 2% audience rating.

所以 So

我们得把握住 we have to make full use of it!

开饭了 Dinner'sready.

今天这么丰盛啊 It looks so delicious.

多吃点儿啊 Enjoy your meal!

你喝少点啊 好嘞 Don't drink that much! Yeah.

芳儿 Fang,

你也别整了 stop making so many dishes.

赶紧出来喝两口吧 Come out and drink!

我这还有俩菜呢 I'm still cooking two dishes.

我做完了就出去啊 I'll go out when I'm done.

小晴啊 Xiao qing,

你说话可得注意礼貌啊 you have to be polite!

知道了芳姨 I know,madam.

常勇 Chang yong,

你也跟着瞎掺和 stop messing with me!

哎呀 Well.

普茅台 今天呐 Today

等台： 真是个值得庆祝的日子 is a day worthy of celebration.

没想到我这一上台 didn't expect

什么都没干直接就晋级了 I made to the next round without doing anything.

吹牛 Stop bragging!

还不是我们魔鬼训练 It's our training

才有这个结果 that helped!

是是是 Yeah,

都是你的 it all thanks to you!

啊对了 Oh!

理发店这两天生意怎么样啊 How'sthe business of the barber'sshop lately?

理发店那生意 The business

那可是红红火火的 is so good!

那太棒了呀 康门 Fantastic!

红红火火的呢 贵州茅台 ipo obos

崂什么呢这么开心 What makes you two so happy?

我不晋级了么 I made to the next round.

啊 What?

哦不 Oh,

我家晴不 I mean

比赛晋级了嘛 Xiao qing made to the next round.

对呀 Yeah.

不过我听说 But l heard

这节目都有黑幕的 there're many inside stories of this show

得花钱吧 and you have to spend money on it.

我这么有能耐 I don't have to

花什么钱呀 with my ability ！

说的也是啊 You're right.

不过花钱咱也不怕 But we don't have to worry about the money.

等拆迁款下来啊 I believe the demolish ment money

它保证够 is enough.

必须的嘛 Of course!

鲜等台酒

喜茅台酒 你吃啊常勇 What do you stop eating, Chang yong ？

你快吃 Eat!

不是 Well.

拆什么迁啊 Demolish ment?

就是咱理发店的拆迁款啊 Yeah,the demolish ment money for our barber'sshop.

杜小晴 Du Xiao qing!

这么大的事为什么没告诉我 How can you not tell me this?

不是 What?

我什么我 Stop!

我那天天练习给你出道 l've been practicing so hard for the show!

你倒好 You

家都让人给拆了是吧 allow other people to demolish our house?

那也不是我要拆的 I'm not the one who made the decision.

是人家拆我有什么办法 I don't have other choices.

那我争取帮你保住理发店不就 But Ill try to save your barber'sshop!

争取什么 Try what?

争取时间让我给你比赛是吗 Try to make me participate in the show?

杜常勇 Du Chang yong!

我一定帮你保住理发店的 Ill save your barber'sshop!

常勇 Chang yong?

小晴她 Xiao qing is...

你们两个 What happened

怎么回事儿啊 between you two.

她喝多了 She's drunk.

欢迎大家来到 Welcome to

后起之秀总决赛现场 the finale of Rising Stars!

现在有请我们的导师团队 Now let'swelcome our juries!

阿岳 Yue!

有请我们的导师 Now let'swelcome

阿亮老师 Liang!

有请我们的明星导师 And finally our favorite jury --

段林希 Duan Linx i!

你凭什么拆我们的房子 How can you demolish this place?

你谁啊你 Who are you?

咱们住的好好的为什么让他拆 We live here so happily and you can't demolish it for no reason!

对不对 Right?

鲁 B·02023 你凭什么拆啊 Give me a reason!

工程机械 鲁 B·02023 谁给你那么大的权力 06 Who gave you the power?

那我们住哪儿啊 工程机械 Where will we live? 鲁 B·02023

光想什么呢你 You're only a talker!

谁给你那么大的权力 Who gave you the power?

闭上你们的口 Shut up!

都在这叫唤啥呀 Stop screaming!

必须拆你这个地方 We have to

and it's for your own good. and it's for your own good.

今天说啥都没用 It has no point of trying.

就拆你们 We'll start the demolish ment today.

我们今天的比赛 Now it's the crucial time

已经进入了白热化阶段 for today's competition.

我知道 I know

现场的观众朋友们 our dear audience

一直期待着一位重量级的选手 is waiting for our star participant.

在这位重量级选手没有来临之前 But before she shows up,

大家请欣赏一段舞蹈 please enjoy the dance!

有请 Welcome!

下一个是杜小晴 The next one is Du Xiao qing!

你看到杜小晴没有 Have you seen her yet?

啊没有啊 Well,no.

那个杜小晴 Have you seen

你们看见了吗 Du Xiao qing?

没有 No.

小凯 Kai!

小晴小晴 Xiao qing! Xiao qing!

天下无双 小味 The one and only ！

还有谁 Who else?

完了完了 Damn!

再不来就全毁了 If she doesn't show up, I'm done!

你不能走不准走 You can't leave.

还没完呢 The performance is not finished.

还有盒饭呢 And well have free meal.

对不起大家 I'm sorry,guys.

我来晚了 I'm late.

我知道 I know that

大家都有一个 people all have a reason

比金钱还重要的理由 that is more important than money.

我也是 I'm the same.

跟你们一样 I have a person

我有一个从小陪伴我的人 who is with me since my birth.

从小溺爱我的人 I have a person

我有一个 who loves me so much since my birth.

person

讨厌我的人 who hate me since my birth.

我们 We

有很多矛盾 have lots of conflicts.

但是我相信 But I believe

我会一直爱着他 I'll always love him.

就像 Just like

我们这里一样 I'll always love this place.

这里是我们的家 This place is our home.

这里 This place

有我们爱的回忆 is full of our lovely memories.

所以

这里 you can't demolish

你们不能拆 this place.

感人 Moving!

太感人了 So moving!

老大 Boss,

还拆吗 are we still gonna demolish this place?

感不感人跟我们有啥关系啊 Moving or not,it has nothing to do with us.

给我拆 Start now!

藏在我后面 Hide behind me!

病人生命体征没有异常 The vital signs of the patient are normal.

但是这些病啊 But he has to

该治还得治 get proper treatment for his diseases.

他呀 He

心肝脾肺肾 has problems with

都有问题 his heart,liver,spleen,lungs and kidney.

这样 Well,

你先跟我出来一下 come out with me

拿点儿药 and get some medicine

先吃吃试试 for him.

不行的话 If it doesn't work.

你再来找我 you can come back to me again.

心肝牌肺肾都有病 Have problems with my heart,liver,ple en,lungs and kidney?

我的 My...

回来了 It's back!

小晴 Xiao qing!

没事儿 It's fine!

换回来了 We change our bodies back!

太好了 Great!

莫非

昨晚宇宙射线来过了 the cosmic rays visited earth last night?

That's great! That's great!

观众朋友们大家好 Hello,my dear audience.

接下来为您插播一条新闻 Here'sanother news!

昨夜 Last night,

Yid a company /wanted to demolish the steel mill community by force. /wanted to demolish the steel mill community by force.

不料住户正是当红选秀综艺成员 But they didn't expect one of the residents is a famous tv show star.

惨被本地居民 They were kicked out by other residents

及网上拥泵打跑 and the supporters of the star.

本事件引起了社会各界的 This incident drew attention

广大关注 from the public.

我们会为您持续报道 We'll bring more updates.

理发店也保住 And we saved our barber'sshop too!

我们太厉害了 We're so good!

给力给力 Great!

太棒了 Great!

晴啊 Xiao qing.

嗯 Yeah.

耽误了你的比赛 I'm sorry for your show.

没能圆了你的梦 I didn't manage to realize your dream.

没事儿 It doesn't matter.

咱家保住才是第一位的 The only thing matters is that we saved our home!

比赛 We can think about

以后再说吧 the competition later.

谁说要等以后 Who told you to wait?

啊梅先生 Hello, Mr. Mei!

uncle 啊 Sir,

你终于舍得到医院里看病了 you finally decided to get checked in a hospital!

杜小晴 Du Xiao qing,

你的命是真够硬啊 you're tough!

在我带的所有人里呢 Among the people who m I work with.

恐怕只有史泰龙能够跟你媲美了 only Stallone is as tough ！

昨下晚儿 Last night,

宇宙射线降临 the cosmic rays visited.

节目组怕影响播出信号儿 The staff worried the signal may be influenced,

so they postponed the show to today! so they postponed the show to today!

你现在赶紧出发 If you set out now,

大约么还能赶得上 you can probably still make it.

Really? Really?

哇 Wow!

太棒了 Fantastic!

还有机会还有机会 I still have a chance!

先别抱了先别抱了 No time for hugging!

赶紧去赶紧出发 Set out now!

别整那没用的 Don't waste your time!

赶紧赶紧 Hurry up!

现在离演出时间还有多久啊 How much do I have till the show?

十分钟 Ten minutes!

十分钟怎么来得及啊 I can't make it!

别急 Don't worry!

别急姑娘 Don't worry, Xiao qing.

一定有办法不要着急 We'll figure it out. Don't worry!

用我的车呀 You can use my motorcycle.

Ov z c O a N

ov zc c.al

杜常勇你快点儿 Hurry up, Du Chang yong ！

我跑不动了 I'm out of breath!

你先去 You go first!

LED

爸 Dad!

加油 Go for it!

小晴我爱你 I love you, Xiao qing!

哎呀我去 Damn!

纯纯的surprise Such a surprise!

对不起大家 Sorry for being late,

我来晚了 guys.

但是 But

我今天想换一首歌曲 I want to change to another song.

啊 What?

临时换歌 Change the song at the last minute?

什么情况 What happened?

中年保做 晴妹妹

太临时了吧 It's so late minute.

怎么回事 What happened?

这首歌对于我来说 This song is very special

非常非常的特别 for me.

Matla

Maba on

我想把它送给 I want to give it to

National

我生命中 the most special person

最特别的人 in my life.

庞

样子

奖

Weida

样子

的事

奖

晴啊 Xiao qing.

奖 回来了 you're back?

强斗标 扣 你胃寒 Your stomach is cold.

奖 福 把红糖水喝了 Drink the brown sugar water.

闺女 Xiao qing,

这次搞砸了 don't care about it so much

可别摆在心上啊 about this time.

没事儿 Don't worry.

爸您放心吧 Relax,dad.

爸最多

良店 再去给你看看 help you to see

还有没有别的比赛 if there're more competitions.

算了算了 Never mind.

我呀还是踏踏实实找份工作 I'd better find another job.

再不行 Or

就继承咱们理发店喽 I can work for our barber'sshop!

做人哪可以没有理想 People should have their own dreams.

你不是说理想没用吗 But didn't you say dreams were useless?

我啥时候说过的 When?

爸 Dad?

嗯 Yeah.

刚刚那首歌真是你写的 Did you really write that song?

当然了 Of course!

想当初你爸 I was really

也是才艺 fi ft...

那叫嘛 What's that called?

横日啊 F ifted?

才艺横日 Yeah,f ifted.

奖 才华横溢 Gifted!

奖 我老懵住了 I was just confused.

当时那二车间呐 In our workshop,

那些女工啊 those female workers

全是你妈那些情敌 all had crush on me ！

福

奖 真的假的 Really?

奖 想不到吧 Don't you know?

奖 想不到 I don't know.

爸给你做饭 I'll cook for you.

样子 那就 We can

样子 吃饺子吧 have dumplings.

掩饰 真是的 Really?

掩饰 你不是不爱吃饺子吗 You don't like dumplings,do you?

谁说我不会做 I can!

我给你做个报菜名儿都可以 I can cook you all the dishes on a menu!

不过 But,

那个 emm,

要不给你弄个茄子馅儿的饺子 I can make you dumplings with eggplant fillings.

的事 达纳食店 那个土豆儿也行啊 May be with potato fillings?

的事 奖 土豆馅儿吃过吗 Have you tried that one before?

紫

哎闺女啊 Xiao qing.

面

哎 Yeah.

“奖

怎么亮了 are the lights on? are the lights on?

跟着我音乐的节拍 Follow my beat!

Hey!

随窈窕老爹摇摆 Swing with the fair daddy!

咦 Hey!

跟着节奏跳个痛快 Enjoy your dance with my beat!

咦 Hey!

让舞步变得精彩 Make the dance movements great!

从你的眼里看到不同的自己 See a different self from your eyes!

不一样的美丽 Different kind of beautiful

和太多情非得已 and so much compulsion.

每一个呼吸都有我们的回忆 Every breath is full of our memory.

在你的世界里 My footsteps

有我走过的足迹 are in your world.

我从没想过我会如此窈窕 I didn't expect I could be so fair

也从没想到你的那些苦恼 and haven't thought about your worries.

和命运的节奏总唱一个反调 I always fight against destiny.

丢掉烦恼 Throw away! Worries!

Hey!

跟着我音乐的节拍 Follow my beat!

咦 Hey!

哈 Ha!

随窈窕老爹摇摆 Swing with the fair daddy!

�­ Hey!

跟着节奏跳个痛快 Enjoy your dance with my beat!

秘制 口口贸者 咦 Hey!

让舞步变得精彩 Make the dance movements great!

跟着节奏摇摆 Swing with the beat!

变得更加精彩 Make it great!

你命犯桃花 You fail in your love life.

居无定所 You have no place to live in.

出华 租本相 吃百家饭长大 似水 You grow up eating dishes from different families.

法师 你就要走狗屎之运了 you'll become lucky!