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Kisah ini
adalah rekaan semata-mata.
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Tiada kena-mengena
dengan yang hidup...
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...ataupun yang telah mati.
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Segala persamaan...
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...hanyalah
secara kebetulan sahaja.
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Tak percaya? Terpulanglah.
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Zim Zim Ala Kazim.
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Tolong!
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Amoi menjerit!
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Hei!
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Kenapa terpekik-pekik
terjerit-jerit ini?
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Orang sedang seram.
Kenapa awak memekik?
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Awak sekolah atau tak?
SRP lepas atau tak?
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Itu.
-Apa?
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Ada kong.....
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"Kong" apa? Itu tongkek.
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Sibuk betulkan orang.
Awak pun salah.
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Apa yang "tongkek"?
Seorang tongkek, seorang kong.....
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Tak boleh cakap.
Nanti tak keluar pula cerita ini.
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Itu namanya tokek!
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Apa khabar, semua? Hai!
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Siaran langsung. Cantik.
Ramai orang tengok.
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Ada dalam lima orang.
-Hai.
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Okey. Jangan lupa suka dan kongsi!
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Lekas.
-Ikuti kami.
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Harumnya bau awak.
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Hei. Kenapa dengan awak ini?
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Bukan saya. Tokek itu.
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Itu!
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Awak ini. Awak percaya
semua bunyi cicak itu?
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Semua kata cicak itu
boleh dipercayai?
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Cicak pun macam orang. Bukan
semua orang boleh dipercayai.
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Terutamanya orang macam awak.
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Saya takut.
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Apa?
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Apa?
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Saya rasa tak sedap badan.
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Tengok sana.
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Lari!
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Lantaklah!
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Saya minta maaf.
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Okey, semua.
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Kamu semua nampak tadi?
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Kamu nampak tadi?
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Itu tadi han.....
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Bukan Hans Isaac!
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Kenapa pula Hans Isaac?
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Hantu, semua!
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Apa benda yang menitik-nitik?
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Macam jeli.
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Apa benda yang berlendir ini?
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Memancut lagi.
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Apa ini?
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Macam hingus pun ada.
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Alamak.
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Hidup, nak makan jagung pun susah.
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Sudah mati,
nak makan jagung pun susah.
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Apa-apa pun tak boleh.
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Air liur nenek rupa-rupanya.
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Dengan nama Allah yang
Maha Pemurah dan Maha Mengasihani.
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Qul.....
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Qul.....
-"Kul" apa?
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Kul? Ini.
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Kulum ini!
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Kulum!
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Nak cari hantu sangat, bukan?
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Saya sumpah awak tercekik jagung!
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Kamu semua!
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Kamu semua mana?
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Loga? Amoi? Abel?
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Ya Tuhan!
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Ya Tuhan!
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Apa yang berlaku?
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Aduh, punggung saya!
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Aduh.
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Aduhai.
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Alamak. Tiada air.
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Okey.
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Terima kasih.
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Wah. Muruku Deepavali!
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Cari hantu lagi.
Orang sudah pesan jangan dicari.
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Sekarang disumpah nenek jin.
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Seorang tercekik jagung.
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Seorang lagi jalan mengundur.
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Seorang itu jalan mendongak,
kena tarik hidungnya.
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Seorang ini pula? Anunya digigit.
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Kasihan.
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Abel, kenapa dengan awak?
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Hei.
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Bau apa yang busuk ini?
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Hei, Loga!
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Hei.
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Aduhai, pergi sana!
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Okey.
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Loga, bangun.
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Loga, bangun.
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Apa yang berlaku?
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Apa yang berlaku?
-Loga!
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Apa yang sedang berlaku?
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Loga!
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Loga, apa yang berlaku?
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Siapa itu? Ya Tuhan.
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Siapa ini?
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Hei.
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Ustaz Kazim yang fadil?
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Orang sekarang
ada hobi yang pelik-pelik.
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Mencari hantu hobi dia.
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Buat apa mencari hantu?
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Bukannya nampak.
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Allah tak beri nampak...
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...benda-benda ini
sebab ada hikmahnya.
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Jin tak nampak,
malaikat tak nampak,...
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...termasuklah hantu.
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Kenapa cari benda yang tak nampak?
-Kazim.
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Kalau berceramah,...
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...ada saja lucunya.
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Ya Allah.
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Itu yang P. Ramlee sebut.
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Nana, lekas pulang
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Aci takut tinggal seorang
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Kalau hari-hari
awak menyanyikan saya,...
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...macam ini
setiap malam masuk tidur,...
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...alangkah bahagianya
hidup saya, Kazim.
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Darah!
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Kenapa potong jari sendiri?
Awak sudah gila?
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Darah!
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Apa yang kelam-kabut itu?
Itu dari bawah.
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Mari kita tengok.
-Jom.
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Kenapa ini?
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Ampuni aku,
Allah yang Maha Agung.
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Apa yang kecoh-kecoh ini?
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Odah, kenapa
dengan jari tangan awak itu?
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Awak nak ke hospital?
Saya boleh panggilkan ambulans.
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Tak perlu, ustaz. Sedikit saja.
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Kalau ustaz hembuskan,...
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...penawarnya ialah ustaz.
Mesti akan baik.
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Hei, Odah. Lain benar bunyinya.
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Sudahlah awak menjanda.
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Tiga kali menjanda.
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Darah apa itu pada kain nenek?
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Darah tangan ini. Awak tak tahu.
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Apa-apalah.
-Hei, Odah.
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Awak masih datang bulan?
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Saya masih bergetah.
-Bergetah?
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Masih datang bulan.
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Datang bulan?
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Itu cicak yang cakap, tahu?
Bukan saya.
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Besarnya cicak tokek! Gelinya!
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Assalamualaikum, ustaz!
-Waalaikumussalam.
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Waalaikumussalam!
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Marilah, YB. Amboi.
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YB nampak bergaya.
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Jangan cakap begitu, ustaz.
Segan saya.
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Kasut kilat itu yang mahal.
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Duduk, YB.
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Ustaz, saya.....
-Apa ceritanya?
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Ini berkenaan jadual ceramah.
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Saya dah susun. Ini jadual ceramah
yang dah dikemaskini.
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Penuhnya.
-Ya.
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Di Kelantan, ada dua.
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Selangor, ada tiga tempat.
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Singapura, ada lima.
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Selepas itu, kita patah balik.
Kuala Lumpur, ada sembilan.
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Masya-Allah.
-Di Brunei, ada enam.
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Yang ini penting juga.
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Ini ceramah ustaz
untuk tiga bulan.
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Ustaz, saya rasa
ustaz dah boleh semak akaun.
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Saya dah masukkan sedikit deposit.
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Alhamdulillah. Tahniah, Pak Su.
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Asyik.
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Itu yang mahal.
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Tak apa-apa, YB, Muharram.
Saya nak ke kedai.
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Orang rumah pesan barang.
Kalau kedai tutup, dia marah.
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Macam-macam dia mahu.
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Apa-apa pun, terima kasih, YB.
Jadual disusun elok bagi saya.
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Mudah-mudahan,
kita boleh lakukannya.
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Okey, Muharram. Pak Su pergi dulu.
-Baik, Pak Su.
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Assalamualaikum!
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Ya syeikh, lamanya tak jumpa!
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Kenapa jalan kaki ini, syeikh?
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Sekurang-kurangnya,
setiap langkah kaki saya,...
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...setiap tapak ada pahala.
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Ustaz bawa basikal?
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Macam mana nak kira?
-Jangan begitu, syeikh.
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Jalan kaki ada pahalanya.
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Naik basikal pun
ada pahalanya, syeikh.
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Beginilah, syeikh.
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Saya rasa dah dua tiga tahun
awak tak datang surau kita.
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Marilah kita berjemaah.
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Di Surau Kazim Al-Baqarah?
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Al-Baqarah itu
lembu betina, syeikh.
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Al-Barakah.
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Dulu saya tiada ilmu,
tak apa-apalah.
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Sekarang, saya dah ada ilmu.
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Saya tahu bezanya.
-Ya.
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Setakat surau itu,...
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...bukan martabat saya
untuk pergi solat di sana.
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Surau itu kecil.
Pahalanya pun sedikit.
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Sekarang, martabat solat saya
di Masjid Sri Petalas.
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Masjid itu besar.
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Pahalanya pun berlipat kali ganda.
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Syeikh, pahala ada di mana-mana.
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Di surau kita pun ada.
Di Masjid Sri Petalas pun ada.
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Hei! Sudahlah!
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Jangan sampai saya hilang adab.
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Kalau saya.....
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Hei, syeikh. Masjid Sri Petalas
tak pernah ajar buat begini.
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Sabar.
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Jaga-jaga, ustaz.
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Sebab Kazim
isteri saya tak dengar kata saya!
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Sebab Kazim
dia suka melawan cakap saya.
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Bila terdengar masnawi
Ciptaan maulana
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Kubunuh nafsu
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Lebur rantainya dari badan
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Alahai, rosak!
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Kemas!
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Tunggu!
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Hei. Belum habiskah? Sudah.
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Sudah habis.
-Terima kasih, ustaz.
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Baru nak masuk baris ulang.
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Banyak persembahan sekarang,
ustaz?
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Persembahan apa? Saya bukan artis.
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Itu ceramah.
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Ceramah?
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Ustaz dah benar-benar pandaikah?
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Orang yang beri nasihat...
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...selalunya orang itu dah handal.
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Pasti masuk syurga, konon.
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Janganlah tengok-tengok.
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Rosaklah kejutan nanti.
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Ustaz!
-Ampuni aku, Allah Maha Agung!
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Apa ini?
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Duit baki tadi. Ustaz lupa.
-Oh, duit baki. Allahuakbar.
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Ustaz bercakap dengan siapa tadi?
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Tak ada. Basikal ini.
-Basikal bercakap?
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Lain macam pulanya. Terima kasih.
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Hujanlah pula. Ya Allah.
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Hujan, ya Allah. Tiba-tiba hujan.
241
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Abang.
-Ya Allah, basah baju.
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Apa abang buat itu?
-Tak nampakkah hujan itu?
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Tiba-tiba hujan. Basah baju ini.
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Mana ada hujan, abang?
Cuaca elok saja.
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Tiada hujan langsung.
246
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Elok?
-Ya, elok.
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Panas berdenting.
Mana datang hujannya?
248
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Abang bergurau saja.
Tiada apa-apa.
249
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Buatkanlah kopi. Abang dah balik.
250
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Dahaga pula rasanya.
251
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Pandai abang buat lawak.
-Biasalah.
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Saya buat kopi, ya?
-Buat kopi ala Kazim.
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Zim, Zim.
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Allahuakbar.
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Allah.
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Siapa tadi itu?
257
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Janganlah tengok-tengok.
258
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Rosaklah kejutan nanti.
259
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Kenapa pelik benar hari ini?
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Lain macam.
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Abang, nah kopi.
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Alhamdulillah. Terima kasih, Mah.
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Tak ada awak, susahlah abang.
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Ya Allah. Alhamdulillah.
-Sama-sama.
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Terima kasih, Mah.
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Datang bulan?
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Yakah? Ya Allah.
268
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Cutilah saya, abang.
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Nenek?
270
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Oh, nenek.
271
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Kenapa menangis di sini?
272
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Kazim.
273
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Saya rasa sangat sedih.
274
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Kenapa? Kenapa sangat sedih?
275
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:06,880
Kenapa orang tua
tak boleh masuk syurga?
276
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Jawab! Saya bertanya ini!
277
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Awak ustaz.
Kenapa awak tak boleh jawab?
278
00:21:16,679 --> 00:21:18,080
Jawab!
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00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:32,439
Ampuni aku, Allah yang Maha Agung.
Ya Allah.
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Apa yang saya mimpi ini?
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Ya Allah! Awak ini, Muharram!
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Ampuni aku, Allah yang Maha Agung.
Bila awak sampai...
283
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...dan mencongok di situ,
Muharram? Ya Allah.
284
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Baru saja sampai, Pak Su.
285
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Ya Allah.
286
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:56,879
Sedih benar Pak Su ini.
287
00:21:58,120 --> 00:22:00,720
Muharram, bila sampai?
288
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:03,240
Baru saja sampai, Mak Su.
289
00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:04,799
Terkejut Mak Su.
290
00:22:04,919 --> 00:22:07,399
Pak Su nampak sedih benar.
291
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:11,679
Kenapa?
-Mak Su tahu punca dia sedih.
292
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,359
Mak Su datang bulan.
-Apa?
293
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:16,519
Datang bulan?
294
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Sudah. Hampir masuk Maghrib.
295
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Mari sembahyang.
296
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:26,040
Yang datang bulan, duduk diam.
-Okey, bos.
297
00:22:40,719 --> 00:22:42,120
Jangan langgar pantang.
298
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Nanti makan diri.
299
00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:48,720
Pantang kalau dah ambil
tapi tak bayar.
300
00:22:52,919 --> 00:22:54,800
Ini pula pantang kalau tak ambil.
301
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Allahuakbar.
302
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:06,960
Allahuakbar.
303
00:23:09,399 --> 00:23:13,480
Aku bersaksi bahawa tiada tuhan...
304
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...selain Allah.
305
00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:22,480
Aku bersaksi bahawa Muhammad...
306
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...ialah pesuruh Allah.
307
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,360
Dia dah datang.
308
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:34,960
Jangan takut.
Teruskan iqamat, Muharram.
309
00:23:35,559 --> 00:23:37,560
Pak Su tak biasa
dengan benda-benda begini.
310
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Teruskan.
311
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,360
Muharram?
312
00:23:43,199 --> 00:23:44,600
Muharram?
313
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:51,960
Kenapa awak memanjat, Mah?
Ya Allah.
314
00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:53,759
Bekalan elektrik terputus.
315
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,279
Tak perlu risau sangat, abang.
316
00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:59,719
Mungkin Muharram pergi ke tandas.
317
00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:01,240
Terkentut.
318
00:24:07,439 --> 00:24:10,360
Bila masa dia tercongok di situ?
319
00:24:10,839 --> 00:24:12,280
Ampuni aku, Allah yang Maha Agung.
320
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,319
Ampuni aku, Allah yang Maha Agung.
Muharram.
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00:24:14,439 --> 00:24:15,960
Ampuni aku, Allah yang Maha Agung.
322
00:24:17,759 --> 00:24:19,199
Ataupun tuan-tuan boleh baca,...
323
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:21,279
..."Aku berlindung
kepada Allah yang Maha Agung."
324
00:24:21,399 --> 00:24:23,519
Tuan-tuan boleh baca,
"Aku berlindung kepada Allah...
325
00:24:23,639 --> 00:24:25,840
...daripada syaitan yang dikutuk."
Boleh juga.
326
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:30,360
Tuan-tuan boleh baca, "Dengan nama
Allah dan Rasul yang benar."
327
00:24:31,159 --> 00:24:32,560
Tuan-tuan sambung.....
328
00:24:33,279 --> 00:24:37,280
Abang! Ya Allah,
minyak atar abang ini...
329
00:24:37,399 --> 00:24:39,040
...kuat benar baunya.
330
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:42,360
Nabi suka wangi-wangian.
331
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:45,319
Tahu? Awak itu.
332
00:24:46,639 --> 00:24:48,760
Tak habis-habis Kazim.
333
00:24:49,159 --> 00:24:51,000
Setakat nak dengar
kupasan agama,...
334
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:53,440
...saya pun boleh beritahu.
335
00:24:53,839 --> 00:24:56,560
Kenapa abang sakit hati sangat
dengan Ustaz Kazim?
336
00:24:56,839 --> 00:25:00,440
Awak apabila dengar ceramah dia,
bergelak ketawa.
337
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:02,160
Itu menggelapkan hati.
338
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:06,280
Kalau setakat nak bergelak ketawa,
itu, Man Raja Lawak.
339
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:10,000
Dia lebih kelakar. Lebih baik
panggil dia beri "Bayan Hidayah".
340
00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:12,520
Habis itu, abang keluar
tiga hari sana,...
341
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:14,759
...tujuh hari sini,
44 hari sana,...
342
00:25:14,879 --> 00:25:17,559
...apa yang abang dapat?
-Saya keluar itu...
343
00:25:17,679 --> 00:25:20,359
...untuk berkorban
memberi syurga kepada awak.
344
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:24,280
Saya keluar untuk
hidupkan sunah, faham?
345
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,680
Jadi Ustaz Kazim
tak menghidupkan sunah?
346
00:25:26,799 --> 00:25:30,560
Awak cuma faham
satu jenis fahaman agama saja.
347
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,000
Faham? Dengar bayan ini.
348
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:36,600
Neraka tak pernah jemput kita.
349
00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:39,040
Tapi awak itu...
350
00:25:39,759 --> 00:25:41,240
...yang beria-ia sangat nak pergi.
351
00:25:41,759 --> 00:25:43,560
Kenapa saya pula?
-Derhaka.
352
00:25:44,439 --> 00:25:46,280
Pergi siapkan baju saja!
353
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,879
Inilah kalau tak faham
nafi dan isbat.
354
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:57,200
Cakap apa-apa pun susah.
355
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:01,560
Cakap itu tak kena.
Cakap ini tak kena.
356
00:26:01,679 --> 00:26:03,120
Semuanya tak kena.
357
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:08,879
Hai.
358
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:10,799
Ini baru kena.
359
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:17,759
Assalamualaikum.
360
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:21,160
Waalaikumussalam.
361
00:26:21,279 --> 00:26:25,159
Ini mesti baru balik
dari kelas Ustaz Kazim, bukan?
362
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:29,080
Ya.
363
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:32,080
Gigi mana?
Sudah rumpang, pergilah bikin.
364
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:35,759
Ada hati nak pikat saya.
Tak sedar diri.
365
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:44,359
Nafsu, nafsu.
366
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:53,040
Penatnya.
367
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:44,000
Tergolek. Aduhai, Abang Kazim!
368
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:49,840
Istimewanya malam ini, Mah.
369
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:51,520
Alhamdulillah.
370
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:57,960
Air basuh tangan?
371
00:28:58,400 --> 00:28:59,799
Hulur tangan, abang.
372
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:04,280
Astaghfirullah. Dengan nama Allah,
Maha Pemurah dan Maha Mengasihani.
373
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:06,440
Ya Allah, berkati rezeki
Engkau beri kepada kami...
374
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,240
...dan selamatkan kami
daripada api neraka.
375
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:14,240
Ampuni aku, Allah yang Maha Agung.
376
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,200
Makan puyuh Zim Zim, abang.
377
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:18,560
Mah, apa ini? Ini katak, Mah!
378
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,439
Ampuni aku, Allah yang Maha Agung!
379
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:24,160
Abang, itu!
-Mana pula katak-katak ini datang?
380
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:28,040
Ia masuk dalam kain abang!
Ya Allah, dalam kain aku pula!
381
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:31,720
Di bawah ada, di atas pun ada.
382
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,040
Bacalah apa-apa, abang.
Saya takut.
383
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,000
Cuba tengok kaki Muharram, Mah.
384
00:29:37,639 --> 00:29:39,359
Allahuakbar.
385
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:41,200
Biar betul?
386
00:29:41,639 --> 00:29:44,120
Kita saja yang nampakkah?
387
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:47,519
Atau betul-betul ceritanya ini?
Sekejap.
388
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:57,919
Ampuni aku,
Allah yang Maha Agung. Mah.
389
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:00,200
Ya, abang?
-Dia makan katak, Mah.
390
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:09,279
Sedap benar lauknya.
391
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:13,399
Siapa yang masak?
392
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,919
Mak Su yang masak.
393
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,480
Aku berlindung kepada
kalimah Allah yang sempurna...
394
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,600
...daripada godaan syaitan
dan binatang berbisa...
395
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,799
...serta pandangan mata
yang jahat!
396
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:31,120
Hei, warga net.
Sebabkan satu hantu,...
397
00:30:32,279 --> 00:30:34,160
...kamu nak kami cari satu hantu?
398
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:37,120
Jadi malam ini,
kami datang ke sini...
399
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:39,279
...untuk dapatkan hantu buat kamu.
400
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:43,120
Hari ini kami akan baca mantera
untuk seru hantu.
401
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:48,280
Kami datang ke sini demi kamu.
402
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:56,759
Jadi, Loga. Mari kita lakukannya!
403
00:30:57,399 --> 00:30:58,839
Okey. Ayuh.
404
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:02,000
Mari ikut saya, semua. Ayuh.
-Okey. Silakan.
405
00:31:03,839 --> 00:31:06,600
Saya akan baca mantera,
kamu ikut saya.
406
00:31:07,679 --> 00:31:11,040
Aku beri kamu hatiku
407
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:14,399
Pandanganku hanya untukmu
408
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,360
Amalina
409
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:19,040
Amalina
410
00:31:19,159 --> 00:31:22,839
Aku telah menemuimu, bidadariku
411
00:31:23,719 --> 00:31:27,279
Aku beri kamu hatiku
412
00:31:27,399 --> 00:31:30,840
Pandanganku hanya untukmu
413
00:31:43,919 --> 00:31:45,720
Loga, apa yang berlaku?
-Tak apa-apa.
414
00:31:50,399 --> 00:31:52,719
Mari sini.
-Ya Tuhan!
415
00:31:52,839 --> 00:31:54,560
Jangan ganggu kami!
416
00:31:57,520 --> 00:31:58,919
Tiada apa-apa.
-Kamu nampak itu?
417
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,439
Dia ada di sini! Jangan!
418
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,199
Ya Tuhan. Nenek.
419
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,359
Aduhai.
-Maafkan saya.
420
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:11,639
Berhenti tarik hidung saya!
421
00:32:11,759 --> 00:32:16,160
Ampuni kami. Kami minta maaf.
422
00:32:22,559 --> 00:32:24,040
Selepas ini,...
423
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:26,480
...jangan cari hantu.
424
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:30,000
Sekarang, saya maafkan kamu semua.
425
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:32,120
Saya tarik sumpahan saya.
426
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:34,599
Ambil angin dari neraka!
427
00:32:39,799 --> 00:32:41,400
Ambil cirit sekali.
428
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:43,960
Busuknya.
429
00:32:45,839 --> 00:32:47,440
Mana nenek itu?
430
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,919
Aduhai. Mana nenek itu?
431
00:32:52,639 --> 00:32:54,160
Hei, tengok gambar itu!
432
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:55,760
Gambar itu!
433
00:32:57,799 --> 00:33:00,160
Apa Kazim Elias
buat di kubur India ini?
434
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:02,000
Ya Tuhan.
435
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:03,600
Macam mana saya boleh bercakap?
436
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:05,960
Mulut saya! Dah tiada jagung!
437
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:07,800
Mana jagung awak?
438
00:33:07,919 --> 00:33:09,839
Mana saya tahu?
-Saya boleh jalan ke depan.
439
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:11,719
Amoi!
-Saya dah tak apa-apa!
440
00:33:13,439 --> 00:33:15,160
Hidung saya!
-Senak tekak.
441
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,199
Tapi lelaki ini.....
442
00:33:21,439 --> 00:33:22,839
Dia lagi?
443
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:31,280
Kenapa dengan lelaki ini?
444
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:33,560
Ini kali kedua.
445
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,400
Lelaki yang sama.
446
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:38,080
Awak tak apa-apa, Muharram?
447
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:40,440
Awak tahu tadi...
448
00:33:40,919 --> 00:33:43,000
...elok saja awak melantak katak?
449
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:45,160
Kaki awak.
450
00:33:45,879 --> 00:33:47,320
Macam katak.
451
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:54,240
Taklah.
-Apa yang tak?
452
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:56,359
Pak Su nak tanya.
453
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:57,960
Ada apa awak datang rumah Pak Su?
454
00:33:58,559 --> 00:34:01,320
Kalau awak datang ke sini,
ada dua sebab saja.
455
00:34:01,439 --> 00:34:03,960
Pertama, nak pinjam duit.
Kedua, pinjam kereta Pak Su.
456
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:05,719
Cakaplah. Apa masalahnya?
457
00:34:05,839 --> 00:34:08,000
Kampung sebelah itu,...
458
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:11,400
...sihir semakin menjadi-jadi,
Pak Su.
459
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,560
Saya datang
nak minta tolong Pak Su.
460
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:16,400
Tolong tengok-tengokkan.
461
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:18,720
Bukan Pak Su tak nak tolong.
462
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:21,319
Awak pun tahu,
Pak Su baru saja pulih...
463
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:24,000
...selepas disantau baru-baru ini.
464
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:26,080
Masih lemah.
465
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,040
Kenapa saya tak tahu, Pak Su?
466
00:34:28,919 --> 00:34:31,399
Orang baik macam Pak Su
pun disantau?
467
00:34:31,720 --> 00:34:33,520
Tak logik.
468
00:34:34,879 --> 00:34:37,480
Apa yang dihairankan?
469
00:34:37,879 --> 00:34:40,200
Nabi Muhammad pun disihir, tahu?
470
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:43,040
Nabi Musa
berlawan dengan ahli sihir.
471
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:48,680
Ada dalilkah?
-Dalil apa?
472
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:52,040
Awak yang malas buka
dan baca Quran.
473
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:55,520
Cuba buka Quran.
Jumpalah dalilnya.
474
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:59,400
Cerita Nabi Musa itu
dalam Surah Yunus.
475
00:34:59,919 --> 00:35:02,680
Ayat 80 sampai 82.
476
00:35:03,799 --> 00:35:06,080
Awak orang terpelajar, Muharram.
477
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,960
Takkan awak tak tahu
cerita-cerita...
478
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:11,280
...tentang sihir.
-Saja nak uji.
479
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:12,800
Sebenarnya begini, Muharram.
480
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:16,599
Pak Su pun
bukannya nak cerita sangat...
481
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:19,480
...tentang disantau dan semua itu.
482
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:22,280
Takut orang kata teknik pemasaran.
483
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,640
Lantakkan warga net, Pak Su.
484
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,759
Pak Su cerita sajalah.
485
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,120
Boleh cerita.
486
00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:30,920
Sebagai pedoman kita saja.
-Ceritalah.
487
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:33,720
Aku bersaksi bahawa
tiada tuhan selain Allah.
488
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:37,120
Aku bersaksi bahawa Muhammad
ialah pesuruh Allah.
489
00:35:37,639 --> 00:35:41,480
Kalau sembahyang
buat yang rukun-rukun saja,...
490
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:44,319
...budak-budak pun boleh buat.
491
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:51,439
Assalamualaikum warahmatullah.
492
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:55,159
Assalamualaikum warahmatullah.
493
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:00,400
Waalaikumussalam.
494
00:36:01,679 --> 00:36:03,640
Ilmu tanpa amal,...
495
00:36:04,599 --> 00:36:08,839
...gila. Amal tanpa ilmu, bodoh.
496
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:11,360
Kata Imam Ghazali.
497
00:36:15,879 --> 00:36:19,560
Aku berlindung kepada Allah
daripada syaitan yang dikutuk.
498
00:36:20,759 --> 00:36:23,639
Cukuplah Allah bagi kami dan
Allah sebaik-baik Pelindung.
499
00:36:23,759 --> 00:36:28,719
Tiada daya dan kekuatan
kecuali dengan Allah.
500
00:36:28,839 --> 00:36:32,040
Tiada tuhan selain Allah.
Allahuakbar!
501
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:34,160
Keluarlah, jin kafir!
502
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:36,120
Allahuakbar!
503
00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:37,639
Abang!
504
00:36:43,439 --> 00:36:45,080
Jin kafir pakai telekung!
505
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:46,639
Mengucap, abang.
506
00:36:46,759 --> 00:36:52,559
Sekiranya Kami turunkan Quran ini
ke atas sebuah gunung,...
507
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:55,439
...nescaya engkau melihat
gunung itu khusyuk serta pecah...
508
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:57,919
...kerana takut kepada Allah.
509
00:36:58,879 --> 00:37:02,319
Misal-misal perbandingan ini
Kami kemukakan kepada manusia...
510
00:37:02,439 --> 00:37:05,040
...supaya mereka memikirkannya.
511
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:07,560
Alif Lam Mim.
512
00:37:07,679 --> 00:37:09,759
Allah yang Maha Berkuasa.
513
00:37:09,879 --> 00:37:12,520
Allah yang Maha Perkasa.
514
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:15,000
Allah yang Maha Memiliki
Segala Kebesaran.
515
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:16,559
Allah, Allah.
516
00:37:16,679 --> 00:37:20,919
Apabila aku sakit, maka
Dialah yang menyembuhkanku.
517
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:25,040
Apabila aku sakit, maka
Dialah yang menyembuhkanku.
518
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:29,839
Apabila aku sakit, maka
Dialah yang menyembuhkanku.
519
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:32,720
Allahuakbar!
520
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:36,520
Allah yang Menzahirkan
dan Menyembunyikan Kewujudan!
521
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:38,680
Allah yang Maha Berkuasa
dan Maha Suci!
522
00:37:38,799 --> 00:37:41,160
Allah Kekal Menjadi Tempat
Bergantung Sekalian Makhluk!
523
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,760
Dengan nama Allah.
524
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:46,160
Dengan nama Allah
yang dengan nama-Nya...
525
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:48,760
...tidak memberi mudarat
oleh sesuatu di bumi...
526
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:51,560
...dan tidak juga di langit.
527
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:54,480
Dialah Maha Mendengar dan
Maha Mengetahui. Allahuakbar!
528
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:56,960
Allahuakbar.
529
00:37:57,080 --> 00:38:00,680
Aku berlindung kepada Allah
daripada syaitan yang dikutuk.
530
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:03,200
Bukanlah engkau yang melempar
ketika engkau melempar,...
531
00:38:03,319 --> 00:38:06,480
...akan tetapi Allah jualah
yang melempar. Allahuakbar!
532
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:10,599
Apa yang awak buat
di belakang itu, Muharram?
533
00:38:13,879 --> 00:38:16,839
Saya takut.
534
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:19,120
Takut apa?
535
00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:21,720
Kiri kanan kita ada malaikat.
536
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,600
Kamu semua,
mari tengok gambar ini.
537
00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:27,600
Aneh sungguh ustaz ini.
-Kedua-duanya gambar Ustaz Kazim.
538
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:31,199
Saya rasa
ada sesuatu yang tak kena.
539
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:33,160
Abel, cari di Google.
540
00:38:34,519 --> 00:38:36,280
Telefon saya juga?
541
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:39,040
Inilah nak buat siaran langsung.
Ini juga guna untuk Google.
542
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:41,320
Inilah nak buat TikTok
dan Boomerang.
543
00:38:41,919 --> 00:38:43,480
"Penyakit Ustaz Kazim
masih misteri."
544
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:45,399
"Ustaz Kazim sakit
terkena buatan orang."
545
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:47,799
Rasa yang itu.
-"Sakit kaki. Bengkak."
546
00:38:47,919 --> 00:38:49,320
Nah.
-Biar saya tengok.
547
00:38:50,759 --> 00:38:53,200
Tengok? Saya dah kata.
548
00:38:53,639 --> 00:38:55,120
Apa?
-Kita perlu bantu dia.
549
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,639
Kereta itu macam biasa nampak.
550
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:10,719
Ahli politik masuk hutan.
551
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:14,080
Awak rasa dia buat apa?
Awak sekolah, bukan?
552
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,160
SRP lepas, bukan?
-Ya.
553
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:21,080
Mungkin dia cari pengundi hantu?
554
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:25,560
Saya tak faham.
555
00:39:27,439 --> 00:39:30,200
Tak kisahlah pengundi hantu
atau penunggang hantu,...
556
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:32,200
...sekarang kita nak tahu
apa dia buat, bukan?
557
00:39:32,319 --> 00:39:33,720
Kita ekori dia.
558
00:39:41,519 --> 00:39:44,560
Dan sesungguhnya Kami telah
menetapkan kamu di bumi...
559
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:47,240
...dan jadikan untuk kamu padanya
berbagai jalan penghidupan.
560
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:50,160
Amatlah sedikit kamu bersyukur.
561
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,320
Dan sesungguhnya
Kami telah menciptakan kamu...
562
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:55,560
...lalu Kami membentuk rupa kamu.
563
00:39:55,679 --> 00:39:59,120
Kemudian Kami
berfirman kepada malaikat,...
564
00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:01,159
..."Sujudlah kamu kepada Adam,"...
565
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:03,919
...lalu mereka sujud
melainkan Iblis.
566
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:06,440
Ia tidaklah termasuk
dalam golongan yang sujud.
567
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:08,399
Ia tidaklah termasuk
dalam golongan yang sujud.
568
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:10,559
Aku berlindung kepada Zat Allah.
569
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:12,800
Aku berlindung kepada Zat Allah.
570
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:16,320
Aku berlindung kepada Allah
daripada syaitan yang dikutuk.
571
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:19,240
Aku berlindung kepada Allah
daripada syaitan yang dikutuk.
572
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:21,480
Maaf. Maafkan saya.
-Tiada daya dan kekuatan...
573
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:23,839
...melainkan dengan Allah.
Tiada daya dan kekuatan...
574
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:25,399
...melainkan dengan Allah.
575
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:28,080
Tiada daya dan kekuatan
melainkan dengan Allah...
576
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:31,399
...Yang Maha Luhur dan Maha Agung.
-Maafkan saya.
577
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:33,720
Maafkan saya.
-Tiada daya dan kekuatan...
578
00:40:33,839 --> 00:40:36,640
...melainkan dengan Allah
yang Maha Luhur dan Maha Agung!
579
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:38,200
Maafkan saya. Nak tercirit.
580
00:40:38,319 --> 00:40:40,759
Maafkan saya.
581
00:40:40,879 --> 00:40:43,639
Maafkan saya.
582
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:46,200
Nak tercirit.
583
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:48,680
Pendinding awak kuat!
584
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:52,000
Saya pergi!
585
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:03,200
Segala paya bakau awak masuk.
-Ada ulat beluncas!
586
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:06,280
Apa YB itu buat di sini?
587
00:41:06,720 --> 00:41:09,799
Apa dia sedang buat?
-Sungguh mencurigakan.
588
00:41:09,919 --> 00:41:11,320
Apa itu?
589
00:41:15,759 --> 00:41:17,280
Tiada lain ini.
590
00:41:17,639 --> 00:41:19,280
Ini mesti urut.
591
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:34,879
Kamu belum balik?
-Belum, ustaz.
592
00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:36,680
Bersembang lagi?
593
00:41:37,399 --> 00:41:38,960
Saya tak nampak Muharram.
594
00:41:39,439 --> 00:41:42,000
Kamu ada nampak dia?
-Tak tahulah, ustaz.
595
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:45,879
Saya dengar
Muharram sedang sakit teruk.
596
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:47,559
Menggerutu kulit dia.
597
00:41:47,879 --> 00:41:49,600
Sakit apa-apa pun tak tahu.
598
00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:51,439
Sakit?
-Ya.
599
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,519
Sakit apa?
600
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:55,879
Bila masa dia sakit?
601
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,320
Dah cakap dah tadi.
602
00:41:58,440 --> 00:41:59,879
Semalam, dia datang ke rumah.
603
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,240
Bila masa dia sakit?
-Betulkah?
604
00:42:02,359 --> 00:42:03,759
Biar betul kamu ini?
605
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:06,360
Tak ada pula saya tahu dia sakit.
606
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:09,480
Ustaz tak percaya pula.
-Saya pun tak percaya awak.
607
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:12,720
Awak tahu? Semalam dia datang
rumah saya, elok saja...
608
00:42:13,199 --> 00:42:15,080
...makan katak.
-Apa?
609
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:18,280
Makan katak?
-Ya, katak.
610
00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:27,279
Kenapa semua tengok ke atas ini?
611
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:32,759
Sudah, jangan imbas kembali.
612
00:42:32,879 --> 00:42:34,320
Tiada peruntukan.
613
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:37,800
Sudah. Imbas kembali rupanya.
Ya Allah.
614
00:42:37,919 --> 00:42:40,919
Sekarang, kalau betul dia sakit,
saya nak tengok.
615
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:45,879
Ampuni aku, Allah yang Maha Agung!
Ya Allah!
616
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:50,000
Kenapa ini, Muharram?
Allahuakbar!
617
00:42:50,399 --> 00:42:52,519
Bau apa ini? Busuk.
-Mana datang katak ini?
618
00:42:52,639 --> 00:42:54,080
Banyaknya katak!
619
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:55,919
Ampuni aku, Allah yang Maha Agung,
Muharram!
620
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:57,520
Muharram, kenapa ini?
621
00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,759
Ampuni aku, Allah yang Maha Agung!
622
00:42:59,879 --> 00:43:01,879
Ya Allah. Muharram!
623
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,679
Hei, Muharram. Ini Pak Su.
624
00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:10,000
Aku berlindung kepada Zat
dan kekuasaan Allah...
625
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:12,920
...daripada kejahatan yang
menimpaku dan yang aku takuti.
626
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:24,400
"Mereka bertanya kepadamu...
627
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:28,879
...mengenai berperang
dalam bulan yang dihormati.
628
00:43:29,759 --> 00:43:31,600
Katakanlah, 'Berperang....."
629
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:40,759
Ya Allah! Abang!
630
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:43,760
Abang, kenapa ini? Ya Allah.
631
00:43:43,879 --> 00:43:46,599
Ampuni aku, Allah yang Maha Agung!
632
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:49,800
Sudah beberapa kali
abang muntah begini.
633
00:43:49,919 --> 00:43:53,360
Abang ada bermusuh dengan sesiapa?
-Entah, abang tak tahu.
634
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:54,920
Abang boleh hadapi, insya-Allah.
635
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,400
Abang.
636
00:44:32,919 --> 00:44:35,599
Sudah dua hari abang demam begini.
637
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:39,560
Tak bangun-bangun pun.
638
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:42,960
Abang, kita pergi hospital, ya?
639
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:45,480
Ya? Saya telefon ambulans.
640
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,879
Tak perlu.
641
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,680
Ini ujian. Ujian Allah.
642
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:53,440
Abang boleh telan.
643
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:18,120
Saya nak kahwin dengan ustaz.
644
00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:23,280
Kahwinlah dengan saya.
645
00:45:26,359 --> 00:45:30,040
Awak ambil...
646
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:33,839
...jadi madu.
647
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:37,240
Saya rela bersamamu...
648
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:39,879
...hingga neraka.
649
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:51,439
Mari, sayang.
650
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:09,720
Ampuni aku,
Allah yang Maha Agung.
651
00:46:29,839 --> 00:46:31,919
Allah berfirman, "Turunlah engkau
dari syurga ini...
652
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:34,839
...kerana tidak patut engkau
berlaku sombong di dalamnya.
653
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:38,359
Keluarlah. Sesungguhnya
engkau dari golongan yang hina."
654
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:46,080
Alhamdulillah.
655
00:46:47,839 --> 00:46:50,480
Ampuni aku, Allah yang Maha Agung.
Alhamdulillah.
656
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,919
Kahwinlah dengan saya.
657
00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:01,480
Apa lagi yang
awak nak daripada saya?
658
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:22,280
Apa yang awak nak daripada saya?
659
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:30,240
Saya nak kahwin dengan ustaz.
660
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:31,960
Kahwin dengan saya?
661
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:35,080
Ya.
-Mana boleh? Saya dah kahwin.
662
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,080
Sudah ada isteri.
663
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:38,960
Alahai.
664
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:43,040
Ceraikan sajalah dia.
665
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:46,360
Ampuni aku, ya Allah.
-Kahwinlah dengan saya.
666
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:50,919
Masya-Allah. Awak tahu
apa yang awak cakap ini?
667
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:53,679
Hukumnya tak boleh
meruntuhkan masjid,...
668
00:47:53,799 --> 00:47:56,319
...meruntuhkan rumah tangga orang.
669
00:47:56,439 --> 00:47:58,719
Tak boleh!
-Hei!
670
00:47:58,839 --> 00:48:01,960
Kalau awak tak nak kahwini saya,
saya bunuh kamu berdua!
671
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:03,720
Ampuni aku, Allah yang Maha Agung.
672
00:48:03,839 --> 00:48:06,440
Kenapa pula sampai nak berbunuhan?
673
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:09,120
Ya Allah. Ampuni aku,
Allah yang Maha Agung.
674
00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:11,280
Ya Allah.
-Abang.
675
00:48:11,639 --> 00:48:14,319
Kenapa?
-Tengoklah perempuan ini.
676
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:17,120
Entah merapu lain.....
677
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:21,319
Kahwinlah dengan saya.
678
00:48:21,439 --> 00:48:23,360
Ampuni aku, Allah yang Maha Agung.
679
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:25,879
Allahuakbar.
-Jom kahwin.
680
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,399
Allah.
681
00:48:30,720 --> 00:48:33,759
Jadi, kita faham daripada ayat ini
hendak menjelaskan bahawa...
682
00:48:33,879 --> 00:48:36,960
...kalau kita sekarang diuji,
itu adalah biasa.
683
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:41,000
Jika kita diuji dengan sakit,
diuji dengan kelaparan,...
684
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:44,759
...diuji dengan kematian, diuji
dengan kehilangan harta benda,...
685
00:48:44,879 --> 00:48:46,839
...kehilangan makanan
dan sebagainya,...
686
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:48,360
...itu adalah biasa.
687
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:52,080
Keduanya, ujian itu
adalah sedikit saja...
688
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:55,399
...jika dibandingkan dengan nikmat
yang Allah Taala beri kita.
689
00:49:53,559 --> 00:49:57,080
Kazim, saya tunjukkan
kepada awak...
690
00:49:57,200 --> 00:50:00,200
...siapa yang mengkhianati awak
selama ini.
691
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:03,160
Tengok itu.
692
00:50:05,919 --> 00:50:08,799
Ya Allah, mimpi apa pula ini?
693
00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:11,960
Ampuni aku, Allah yang Maha Agung.
694
00:50:20,839 --> 00:50:22,240
Ya Allah.
695
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:25,679
Kalau ini mimpi mainan syaitan,
ya Allah,...
696
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:29,839
...hindarilah aku daripada
hasad dengki dan buruk sangka.
697
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:34,559
Tapi kalau ini ialah
petunjuk daripada-Mu, ya Allah,...
698
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:38,080
...aku bersyukur kepada-Mu,
ya Allah.
699
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:40,879
Sekurang-kurangnya,
aku dapat mencari penyebab...
700
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:45,120
...dan menyelesaikan
masalahnya, ya Allah.
701
00:50:46,919 --> 00:50:49,199
Kau makbulkan doaku, ya Allah.
702
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:54,880
Betulkah kata warga net
Haram menyantau Kazim?
703
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,960
Betul. Yang saya tahu,...
704
00:50:57,359 --> 00:50:59,879
...memang Muharram sengaja
menyantau Ustaz Kazim.
705
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:02,160
Dia dah lama dengki
dengan Ustaz Kazim.
706
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:04,240
Dia fikir dia saja betul.
707
00:51:04,559 --> 00:51:06,720
Kononnya, belajar pondok.
708
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:09,520
Hakikat, makrifat, melipat.
709
00:51:10,759 --> 00:51:13,760
Ustaz Kazim bukan tak tahu
tentang semua itu.
710
00:51:14,359 --> 00:51:16,360
Dia beri yang orang mudah faham.
711
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:18,600
Balik, terus diamalkan.
Bukan begitu?
712
00:51:18,720 --> 00:51:20,120
Hei, awak.
713
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:22,599
Agak-agaklah. Haram buat begitu?
714
00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:27,160
Saya tak tipu.
-Ustaz Kazim itu pak cik dia!
715
00:51:27,759 --> 00:51:30,200
Pak Su dia.
-Semua orang tahu.
716
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:34,440
Ada dalil?
-Yang ini saya tak berkenan.
717
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:37,439
Kamu Jud dan Shakas.
718
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:39,359
Jaga sedikit bahasa itu.
719
00:51:40,519 --> 00:51:42,400
Nama dia
dah elok-elok Muharram,...
720
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:44,240
...kenapa kamu
panggil dia "Haram"?
721
00:51:44,759 --> 00:51:46,320
Panggil elok-elok tak bolehkah?
722
00:51:46,719 --> 00:51:48,120
Dia sedang nazak itu.
723
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:52,120
Awak, duduk mengata orang saja.
724
00:51:52,240 --> 00:51:53,639
Ada dalil?
725
00:51:54,720 --> 00:51:56,240
Ini dalilnya.
726
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:23,599
Orang iman tak kuat,
memanglah minta dalil.
727
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:25,840
Ingat senang nak beri dalil?
728
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:29,240
Sudah imbas kembali
masih tak percaya.
729
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:30,960
Sama macam Muharram.
730
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:32,839
Sedikit-sedikit dalil.
731
00:52:49,240 --> 00:52:50,640
Ustaz.
-Ya.
732
00:52:50,759 --> 00:52:52,839
Nak mengubat saya?
-Saya datang nak mengubat ustaz.
733
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:55,000
Terima kasih datang tolong saya.
-Sama-sama.
734
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:58,040
Tengoklah apa-apa yang patut.
-Baik. Tapi itulah ustaz.
735
00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:02,240
Sebelum mengubat, saya nak minta
tolong ustaz dan orang rumah.
736
00:53:02,759 --> 00:53:05,639
Kalau boleh,
ustaz dan orang rumah...
737
00:53:05,759 --> 00:53:07,800
...tutup mata dulu.
-Tutup mata?
738
00:53:07,919 --> 00:53:09,359
Mah.
-Ya, abang.
739
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:10,919
Tutup mata.
-Baiklah, abang.
740
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:12,440
Ya, macam itu.
741
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:15,960
Ustaz, kalau dengar apa-apa,
jangan tegur, ya?
742
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:18,960
Tak keras, ustaz.
Tak cukup keras.
743
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:23,400
Ustaz, sabar, ya?
-Baik.
744
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:28,480
Keras, ustaz.
745
00:53:29,799 --> 00:53:31,480
Keras, ustaz.
-Allahuakbar.
746
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:33,160
Keras, ustaz.
-Tolonglah.
747
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:36,520
Keras, ustaz.
748
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:38,200
Apa yang keras itu?
749
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:41,280
Wah, ustaz.
Ampuni aku, Allah yang Maha Agung.
750
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:43,080
Kerasnya, ustaz.
751
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:46,519
Saya dah tahu
di mana syaitan itu duduk.
752
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:50,640
Di sana.
753
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:56,319
Di sana.
754
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,879
Di sana, di sana.
755
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:01,800
Di situ!
756
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:08,480
Datang tadi naik apa?
757
00:54:09,319 --> 00:54:10,719
Saya naik bas, ustaz.
758
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:13,159
Beri duit tambang.
759
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:16,440
Berapa nak beri, abang?
-Berilah dua tiga ratus, Mah.
760
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:21,040
Ada juga orang nak menipu.
-Terima kasih.
761
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:23,639
Sama-sama.
-Tak tahulah mereka ini.
762
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:27,439
Saya Mior. Bomoh Fotostat.
763
00:54:29,879 --> 00:54:32,560
Saya akan
tunjukkan kepada ustaz...
764
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:34,559
...siapa yang khianat ustaz...
765
00:54:34,679 --> 00:54:36,800
...melalui mesin ini!
766
00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:39,960
Itu bukan mesin fotostat.
767
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:42,680
Mesin fotostat berat, ustaz.
768
00:54:43,639 --> 00:54:45,759
Saya bawa pencetak!
769
00:54:45,879 --> 00:54:48,680
Pula?
-Pencetak pun pencetaklah.
770
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:52,639
Keluarlah engkau,
wahai pengkhianat!
771
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:03,399
Ini orangnya, ustaz.
-Ya Allah.
772
00:55:03,879 --> 00:55:05,919
Allah.
-Dasar pengkhianat!
773
00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:07,919
Allah.
774
00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:11,400
Tengok, abang.
-Tengoklah.
775
00:55:13,159 --> 00:55:15,160
Ini bukan awakkah?
776
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:32,080
Tiga, empat!
777
00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:36,840
Zim, Zim, ala Kazim!
778
00:55:44,919 --> 00:55:47,240
Siapa pula ramai-ramai itu?
779
00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:48,760
Allahuakbar.
780
00:55:49,399 --> 00:55:50,799
Allahuakbar.
781
00:55:51,399 --> 00:55:52,799
Siapa itu?
782
00:55:53,519 --> 00:55:54,920
Marilah.
783
00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:57,480
Masuklah.
784
00:55:58,599 --> 00:56:00,000
Tak perlu, ustaz.
785
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:02,319
Kami ada misi yang lebih penting.
786
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:04,480
Apa pula misinya?
787
00:56:04,599 --> 00:56:06,760
Kami datang
untuk selamatkan ustaz...
788
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:08,359
...sebab kami sayang ustaz.
789
00:56:08,919 --> 00:56:10,519
Apa dia cakap?
-Ya!
790
00:56:10,639 --> 00:56:12,400
Kami datang
untuk uruskan rumah ini.
791
00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:14,560
Kami datang untuk
selamatkan ustaz daripadanya.
792
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:17,799
Yang ini faham. Yang ini apa?
-Tak faham.
793
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:20,120
Tak perlu buat-buat faham, ustaz.
794
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:22,679
Saya tahu ustaz tak faham.
-Yakah?
795
00:56:22,799 --> 00:56:24,200
Begini sajalah, ustaz.
796
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:28,320
Kehadiran kami ini
adalah untuk membantu ustaz.
797
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:30,440
Tapi sebelum itu,...
798
00:56:31,439 --> 00:56:33,960
...biar saya imbas ustaz dulu.
799
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:41,839
Aduh.
800
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:44,759
Sakit pula tanganku.
-Siapa suruh pukul tangan sendiri?
801
00:56:46,879 --> 00:56:49,120
Di sana.
-Ampuni aku, Allah Maha Agung.
802
00:56:49,240 --> 00:56:50,799
Di luar ini.
-Kenapa itu?
803
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:52,599
Mari kita ke sana.
804
00:56:53,519 --> 00:56:55,639
Saya perlu pergikah?
-Ikut ustazlah.
805
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:57,160
Ustaz yang ustaz.
806
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:01,480
Ampuni aku, Allah yang Maha Agung.
807
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:04,160
Ampuni aku, Allah yang Maha Agung.
808
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:14,319
Lekas, Abel.
-Saudara.
809
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,839
Lambat yang itu.
Gunakan cangkul.
810
00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:20,040
Kenapa tak beri awal-awal?
811
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:22,719
Habis itu, tak tanya. Nah.
-Yalah.
812
00:57:22,839 --> 00:57:25,240
Allahuakbar. Bila nak jumpa?
813
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:28,519
Macam tak berfungsi saja.
814
00:57:28,639 --> 00:57:30,640
Okey. Pegangkan
lightsabre untuk saya.
815
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:32,200
Tengok saya buat.
816
00:57:34,839 --> 00:57:36,280
Lagi!
-Allahuakbar.
817
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:38,560
Ya Tuhan. Apa ini?
818
00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:40,879
Bangkai monyet?
-Inilah monyetnya!
819
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,440
Ya Tuhan.
820
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:44,759
Apa yang berlaku ini?
821
00:57:44,879 --> 00:57:46,280
Busuknya!
822
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:48,760
Ini guna benda itu.
823
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:50,359
Sembur minyak wangi!
824
00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:53,799
Sembur!
-Monyet itu!
825
00:57:53,919 --> 00:57:56,640
Loga, sembur lagi!
-Apa benda ini?
826
00:57:56,919 --> 00:57:59,080
Ustaz!
-Abang!
827
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:02,839
Tiada tuhan selain Allah.
828
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:05,799
Sampai tahap ini
mereka benci dengan saya?
829
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:09,359
Ditanamnya bangkai monyet
depan rumah saya?
830
00:58:10,599 --> 00:58:13,639
Patutlah penyakit kali ini
lain macam sakitnya.
831
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:16,559
Ya.
-Tapi saya berdoa kepada Allah...
832
00:58:16,839 --> 00:58:19,080
...mudah-mudahan
Allah ampunkan dosa mereka.
833
00:58:19,679 --> 00:58:21,120
Dan bagi saya,...
834
00:58:21,399 --> 00:58:23,120
...saya dah maafkan mereka.
835
00:58:40,679 --> 00:58:42,080
Layan.
836
00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:05,080
Nak dijadikan cerita,...
837
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:07,439
...rumah ahli sihir itu
pun terbakar.
838
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:09,240
Jangan kata rumah saja.
839
00:59:09,359 --> 00:59:13,760
Barang-barang dengan
ahli sihirnya pun terbakar sekali.
840
00:59:13,879 --> 00:59:15,319
Ya Allah.
841
00:59:15,439 --> 00:59:18,800
Itulah. Buat baik, dibalas baik.
Buat jahat, dibalas jahat.
842
00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:21,879
Mari kita tengok
apa terjadi kepada mereka.
843
00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:28,160
Kenapa muka saya panas?
844
01:00:16,639 --> 01:00:18,040
Kenapa dengan muka saya ini?
845
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:21,000
Kenapa dengan suara saya ini?
846
01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:24,960
Kenapa dengan suara saya ini?
847
01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:30,920
Baru awak tahu...
848
01:00:31,879 --> 01:00:34,559
...apa itu terkejut beruk.
849
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,200
Kenapa dengan kamu semua?
-Sana, ustaz.
850
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:55,199
Jangan, ustaz. Busuk.
-Ada apa?
851
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:57,560
Bau bangkai katak, ustaz!
852
01:00:57,680 --> 01:01:00,040
Aku berlindung kepada Allah
daripada syaitan yang dikutuk.
853
01:01:02,359 --> 01:01:03,960
Allah, busuk!
854
01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:12,560
Busuk.
855
01:01:16,519 --> 01:01:18,640
Muharram mati katak, ustaz.
856
01:01:22,679 --> 01:01:24,080
Muharram.
857
01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:27,839
Ya Allah, Muharram.
Apa nasib awak, Muharram?
858
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:30,560
Mari sini.
859
01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:32,680
Kalau kita jumpa
jenazah begini,...
860
01:01:32,799 --> 01:01:35,280
...kita minta dengan Allah
untuk tolong kita.
861
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:38,759
Ingat doa yang saya baca ini.
862
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:41,599
Tiada tuhan
layak disembah selain Allah...
863
01:01:41,719 --> 01:01:43,800
...yang Maha Agung serta
Maha Penyantun dan Penyabar.
864
01:01:43,919 --> 01:01:47,120
Tiada tuhan layak disembah selain
Allah Tuhan Arasy yang Maha Agung.
865
01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:49,639
Tiada tuhan layak disembah
selain Allah, Tuhan di langit,...
866
01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:52,480
...Tuhan di bumi serta Tuhan Arasy
yang Maha Mulia dan Sedia Memberi.
867
01:01:52,599 --> 01:01:56,200
Engkau permudahkanlah
urusan kami, ya Allah.
868
01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:08,680
Dengan nama Allah yang
Maha Pemurah dan Maha Mengasihani.
869
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,400
Allah.
870
01:02:14,439 --> 01:02:15,839
Tolak.
871
01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:17,919
Awak pun tahu, bukan?
872
01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:21,399
Kalau saya melihat sesuatu,...
873
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:24,000
...saya takkan melihat
dengan mata kasar saya.
874
01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:28,559
Saya melihat sesuatu
dengan mata batin saya.
875
01:02:28,679 --> 01:02:30,960
Mata kasyaf dan makrifat saya.
876
01:02:32,359 --> 01:02:35,200
Jadi, apabila
saya melihat Pak Su...
877
01:02:35,839 --> 01:02:38,160
...buat bermacam-macam
program di surau,...
878
01:02:38,279 --> 01:02:40,639
...saya rasa macam tak kena saja.
879
01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:42,520
Nampak sumbang.
880
01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:46,200
Saya ilmu makrifat.
881
01:02:46,679 --> 01:02:49,199
Pak Su saya ilmu syariat.
882
01:02:49,320 --> 01:02:50,720
Ilmu kulit!
883
01:02:51,319 --> 01:02:53,759
Kita tengok
antara makrifat dan syariat,...
884
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:57,839
...mana yang lebih hebat.
Syarat nak jadi imam...
885
01:02:57,960 --> 01:03:00,560
...adalah perlu faham
ilmu hakikat dan makrifat.
886
01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:03,240
Kalau setakat ilmu syariat,...
887
01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:06,560
...solat yang
tidak mengenal Allah,...
888
01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:10,360
...solatnya tidak akan sampai
kepada Allah.
889
01:03:11,839 --> 01:03:14,200
Macam saya layak jadi imam...
890
01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:18,080
...sebab saya faham
hakikat dan makrifat.
891
01:03:19,159 --> 01:03:21,120
Kalau macam Pak Su saya,...
892
01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:24,080
...setakat ilmu kulit,
ilmu syariat,...
893
01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:26,680
...solat yang
tidak mengenal Allah,...
894
01:03:26,799 --> 01:03:28,360
...macam mana nak sampai?
895
01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:30,480
Kalau solat imam tak sampai,...
896
01:03:30,880 --> 01:03:32,319
...makmum dia bagaimana?
897
01:03:32,680 --> 01:03:34,280
Tergantung begitu saja.
898
01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:37,480
Awak bagus, bukan tak bagus.
Bagus!
899
01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:41,599
Tapi Haram.....
-Nanti jatuh hukum haram pula.
900
01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:46,120
Muharram, awak belum layak.
Faham?
901
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:49,199
Betul. Belajar lagi.
-Kamu berdua panggil saya "Haram"?
902
01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:51,960
Kamu pernah tengok anak haram?
903
01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:53,559
Saya halal.
-Halal.
904
01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:55,960
Pak Su saya anak haram.
905
01:03:57,040 --> 01:04:00,160
Ingatlah,
wahai Muharram bin Salmah.
906
01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:02,680
Nur Azlin binti Sharifah.
907
01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:05,759
Apabila datang kepada kamu
dua malaikat...
908
01:04:05,879 --> 01:04:07,360
...sebagai wakil Tuhan...
909
01:04:07,919 --> 01:04:09,439
...yang menemui kamu...
910
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:12,200
...iaitu Munkar dan Nakir,...
911
01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:15,399
...janganlah kamu
merasa takut dan gentar,...
912
01:04:16,280 --> 01:04:18,960
...janganlah kamu
berdukacita dan risau...
913
01:04:19,679 --> 01:04:22,320
...serta janganlah kamu
susah hati dan terkejut.
914
01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:26,759
Bahawasanya mereka hamba Allah...
-Baik sungguh akhlak Ustaz Kazim.
915
01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:30,360
...sebagaimana kamu juga.
-Dia zuhud.
916
01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:33,160
Apabila mereka bertemu kamu,...
-Abang tak pernah jumpa...
917
01:04:33,279 --> 01:04:36,000
...pada sesiapa.
-...mereka akan menyoal kamu.
918
01:04:37,159 --> 01:04:39,000
Dia tak marah pun pada jenazah.
919
01:04:41,080 --> 01:04:43,120
Bahkan, dia lebih sayang.
920
01:04:44,759 --> 01:04:47,000
Abang.....
-Sudahlah, abang.
921
01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:49,840
Apabila saya cakap dengan abang
tentang Ustaz Kazim,...
922
01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:51,600
...abang marah saya.
923
01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:53,960
Abang nak gaduh dengan saya.
924
01:04:54,720 --> 01:04:56,279
Sekarang abang faham, bukan?
925
01:04:57,680 --> 01:05:01,000
Sudah. Selepas ini,
abang tak perlu pergi jauh-jauh.
926
01:05:01,919 --> 01:05:04,280
Kita pergi belajar sama-sama.
927
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:06,880
Kita dengar ceramah
Ustaz Kazim sama-sama.
928
01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:10,480
Apabila kita buat semua benda
sama-sama, insya-Allah,...
929
01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:13,439
...tiang seri kita
akan bertambah kukuh dan kuat.
930
01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:16,960
Ustaz Kazim.
931
01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:19,560
Apa saya nak buat ini?
932
01:05:21,879 --> 01:05:24,040
Ampuni aku, Allah yang Maha Agung.
933
01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:27,359
Lain benar Ustaz Kazim ini.
934
01:05:29,240 --> 01:05:31,439
Pandangan mata hati dia tak sama.
935
01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:36,200
Selama ini,
abang cari yang jauh-jauh.
936
01:05:37,679 --> 01:05:40,719
Abang.
-Rupa-rupanya,...
937
01:05:41,559 --> 01:05:45,120
...ilmu itu ada depan mata.
Ya Allah.
938
01:05:47,719 --> 01:05:50,240
Kita doa kepada Allah
mudah-mudahan...
939
01:05:50,879 --> 01:05:53,320
...tempat mereka ialah
tempat orang yang beriman...
940
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:55,800
...dan Allah mengampunkan
dosa-dosa mereka...
941
01:05:56,399 --> 01:05:58,400
...serta menerima
segala amalan mereka.
942
01:05:59,919 --> 01:06:01,399
Okey, semua.
-Besarnya.
943
01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:03,200
Al-Barakah!
-Wah.
944
01:06:03,319 --> 01:06:04,759
Alhamdulillah.
945
01:06:04,879 --> 01:06:07,480
Inilah dia yang saya cakap itu.
946
01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:10,480
Kalau kamu semua
nak bekerja di sini,...
947
01:06:11,320 --> 01:06:14,799
...inilah pejabatnya yang
serba cantik, indah, menawan.
948
01:06:15,279 --> 01:06:18,640
Ini yang saya cakap ini.
Nak merakam atau apa-apa.
949
01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:21,120
Semua boleh buat di sini.
Sudah siap semuanya.
950
01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:22,759
Sudah cantik.
951
01:06:22,879 --> 01:06:24,880
Al-Barakah, ya?
-Al-Barakah, sebut betul-betul.
952
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:26,439
Ustaz.
-Kenapa?
953
01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:29,639
Binatang apa itu?
-Ampuni aku, Allah Maha Agung.
954
01:06:29,759 --> 01:06:32,879
Hei, macam
"Planet of the Apes" pula.
955
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:34,960
Awak ke belakang.
-Ustaz, saya takut.
956
01:06:35,080 --> 01:06:36,800
Mari sini.
-Spesies ini jarang ditemui.
957
01:06:36,920 --> 01:06:38,919
Malu-malu pula. Mari.
958
01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:40,960
Mari.
959
01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:44,200
Nampak macam jinak.
960
01:06:44,799 --> 01:06:47,320
Mari. Lain macam pula rupanya.
961
01:06:50,160 --> 01:06:51,560
Ustaz.
-Apa?
962
01:06:52,160 --> 01:06:53,759
Kawan ustazkah?
-Ustaz.
963
01:06:53,879 --> 01:06:55,280
Boleh bercakap?
964
01:06:55,840 --> 01:06:57,240
Saya, ustaz.
965
01:06:57,520 --> 01:06:59,120
Saya.
-Siapa "saya"?
966
01:06:59,240 --> 01:07:01,520
Saya, ustaz.
967
01:07:01,639 --> 01:07:04,040
"Saya" itu siapa?
-Saya YB.
968
01:07:04,160 --> 01:07:06,400
Ini YB? YB.
969
01:07:06,520 --> 01:07:09,080
YB? Yang Berhormat itu?
-Ya.
970
01:07:09,200 --> 01:07:12,040
Boleh jadi Yang Binatang pula?
-Ampuni aku, Allah Maha Agung.
971
01:07:12,160 --> 01:07:13,720
Apa cerita? Apa masalah?
972
01:07:13,840 --> 01:07:17,799
Ustaz, saya banyak buat dosa.
973
01:07:17,919 --> 01:07:19,639
Saya banyak berdosa dengan ustaz.
974
01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:21,160
Sudah.
975
01:07:21,560 --> 01:07:24,480
Bangun. Saya maafkan.
Saya halalkan.
976
01:07:24,760 --> 01:07:26,759
Dunia akhirat saya halalkan.
977
01:07:26,879 --> 01:07:28,360
Tak ada simpan dalam hati.
978
01:07:28,480 --> 01:07:32,040
Tapi saya ada buat
satu lagi dosa besar, ustaz.
979
01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:33,960
Dosa apa yang besar itu?
980
01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:37,919
Minta maaflah, YB.
981
01:07:38,240 --> 01:07:40,919
Menteri dah luluskan projek ini
kepada Ustaz Kazim.
982
01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:43,919
Siapa? Ulang sekali lagi.
983
01:07:44,439 --> 01:07:47,240
Ustaz Kazim. Menteri dah
luluskan projek ini kepada dia.
984
01:07:49,879 --> 01:07:54,000
Awak tahu berapa banyak
saya dah tempah? Kontraktor semua?
985
01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:55,919
Hujung-hujung,
kenapa dia boleh dapat?
986
01:07:56,240 --> 01:07:58,839
Yakah? Mana saya tahu?
987
01:07:59,240 --> 01:08:02,240
YB memandai-mandai buat tempahan
tanpa pengetahuan menteri, kenapa?
988
01:08:02,359 --> 01:08:03,799
Ustaz Kazim nak buat surau.
989
01:08:03,919 --> 01:08:06,360
Surau? Surau apa lagi?
990
01:08:07,240 --> 01:08:08,759
Buat hotel!
991
01:08:08,879 --> 01:08:11,040
Baru boleh dapat banyak duit!
-Sabar, YB.
992
01:08:11,160 --> 01:08:12,560
Awak pun satu hal!
993
01:08:15,919 --> 01:08:17,799
Awak binatang! Monyet!
994
01:08:17,919 --> 01:08:20,080
Saya sumpah awak jadi monyet!
995
01:08:20,879 --> 01:08:23,480
Disebabkan
saya terlalu marahkan ustaz,...
996
01:08:23,799 --> 01:08:27,520
...saya gunakan
bangkai monyet untuk sihir ustaz.
997
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:31,720
Saya tanam bangkai monyet
depan rumah ustaz...
998
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:34,160
...supaya ustaz
nampak macam monyet.
999
01:08:34,879 --> 01:08:37,199
Biar semua orang
benci dengan ustaz.
1000
01:08:37,320 --> 01:08:40,040
Ampuni saya, ustaz!
1001
01:08:41,759 --> 01:08:43,159
Allahuakbar.
1002
01:08:44,879 --> 01:08:46,759
Sampai begitu sekali, YB?
1003
01:08:47,280 --> 01:08:50,080
Ampuni saya, ustaz.
-YB buat saya begitu?
1004
01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:52,000
Ampuni saya.
1005
01:08:52,440 --> 01:08:54,200
Ampunkanlah.
1006
01:08:54,320 --> 01:08:55,960
Saya menderita, YB.
1007
01:08:56,480 --> 01:08:57,960
Saya sakit teruk...
1008
01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:02,120
...angkara perbuatan ini.
-Ampuni saya, ustaz.
1009
01:09:02,240 --> 01:09:04,839
Tapi kerana Islam
menyuruh kita memaafkan,...
1010
01:09:05,559 --> 01:09:08,120
...saya maafkan
perbuatan YB terhadap saya.
1011
01:09:08,759 --> 01:09:10,480
Saya tak simpan dalam hati.
1012
01:09:11,160 --> 01:09:14,160
Walaupun sakit, walaupun pedih,...
1013
01:09:14,520 --> 01:09:16,240
...walaupun sengsara
hidup saya,...
1014
01:09:17,120 --> 01:09:21,680
...tak apa-apa, YB. Setiap manusia
ada kesalahan yang mereka lakukan.
1015
01:09:21,799 --> 01:09:23,240
Saya pun ada kesalahan.
1016
01:09:23,839 --> 01:09:25,280
Saya maafkan YB.
1017
01:09:25,399 --> 01:09:27,000
Ampuni aku, Allah yang Maha Agung.
1018
01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:29,759
Ampuni aku, Allah yang Maha Agung.
1019
01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:45,319
Alhamdulillah.
Istimewa malam ini.
1020
01:11:45,439 --> 01:11:48,680
Ini masak sendiri atau awak beli?
1021
01:11:49,360 --> 01:11:52,519
Mana ada saya beli?
Saya masaklah.
1022
01:11:54,240 --> 01:11:57,319
Rasa macam restoran Barat
di depan itu saja.
1023
01:11:57,439 --> 01:11:58,839
Tak.
1024
01:11:59,919 --> 01:12:02,160
Abang, alhamdulillah.
1025
01:12:02,279 --> 01:12:05,839
Selepas budak berempat itu bakar
bangkai beruk depan rumah,...
1026
01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:07,720
...abang dah semakin sihat.
1027
01:12:07,840 --> 01:12:10,759
Alhamdulillah. Tapi
dalam banyak-banyak ikhtiar,...
1028
01:12:10,879 --> 01:12:13,520
...kita tak tahu yang
mana satu Tuhan izinkan.
1029
01:12:14,120 --> 01:12:16,200
Mungkin usaha budak-budak itu
pun Allah makbulkan.
1030
01:12:16,320 --> 01:12:18,560
Alhamdulillah. Apa-apa pun,
kita bersyukur dengan Allah.
1031
01:12:18,680 --> 01:12:20,600
Betul, abang. Alhamdulillah.
1032
01:12:20,720 --> 01:12:23,719
Tengoklah itu.
Penyakit kulit abang dah hilang.
1033
01:12:23,839 --> 01:12:25,439
Batuk pun dah hilang.
1034
01:12:25,560 --> 01:12:27,000
Demam pun dah kebah, bukan?
1035
01:12:27,120 --> 01:12:28,799
Memang ajaib sungguh.
-Alhamdulillah.
1036
01:12:28,919 --> 01:12:31,000
Alhamdulillah.
Bersyukur kepada Allah.
1037
01:12:31,120 --> 01:12:34,200
Abang sangat bersyukur.
Lagipun, satu saja prinsip kita...
1038
01:12:34,320 --> 01:12:36,520
...susah, sakit atau apa-apa,...
1039
01:12:36,640 --> 01:12:38,919
...Allah nak naikkan darjat.
72802
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