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Vegas... Vegas, Vegas.

In America this is the kind of place...

...that you can find in the middle of the desert.

Around the world in eighty power trips.

It's like Walt Disney Mary Magdalene...

...Saddam Hussein and the legendary Tron...

all living together in Hansel and Gretel's candy house...

...gettin' high with shrooms, LSD, mescaline...

...CNN, the Nostalgia Channel...

..."The man who saw tomorrow"...

...starring Orson Wells...

...and a bunch of other shit combined...

...with tons of toasted reptiles...

...from a health drugumentary.

People come to experience the spirit...

...of the "Eternal Apocalypse right fucking now!"

"Today" is important in Vegas, not "tomorrow".

Something is really honest about this town...

...it seems that nobody gives a fuck if you're white...

...black, brown, red, blue or yellow.

It's only one fucking color that matters.

Can you find freedom here?

Fuck, yeah!

It's free if you got the money to buy yourself some freedom.

But that aside, everyone loves Vegas.

Even Kennedy was a big fan...

...before he turned against the city...

...and became president of the United States.

This could be the last place where...

...some people will come in a situation like this...

...after all...

...is the end of our vicious civilization...

...but a large amount of tourists...

...want a front row seat to witness the end of the world.

Hey makes sense.

This is the place where nuclear war became a spectacle.

Nuclear tests where done during the Cold War...

...just 80 miles away from the strip.

People here embraced the explosions!

Even casinos hosted bomb parties...

...really!

Casinos would have picnic launches...

We could go out and watch the mushroom cloud.

Every time the radioactive cloud...

...bloomed over the desert...

...the city had a free TV commercial.

In "Paradise City", the Apocalypse...

...is definitely the main attraction.

And then, there is Area 51...

...the infamous secret military facility...

...it's just 90 miles away from this town.

Area 51 has an airfield that's used...

...for secret development and testing...

...of new military aircraft. Yes, sir!

Las Vegas sits close to one of the...

...darkest spots in the world.

Not to mention all the conspiracy theories...

...about Area 51...

...been used by the government...

...in UFO cover up shit...

...and the development of energy weapons...

...centered on weather control...

...development of time travel technology...

...and meetings between aliens...

...and members of the New World Order.

I need to be here.

I don't know exactly why but I want to spend...

...the last 48 hours of my life...

...in the most artificial city on the planet.

Why?

I have no fucking idea.

People come here to erase their past...

...that's why they say you don't bet on the past...

...bet on the future.

But how can I understand the future...

...if I can't remember my past?

I don't know who I am.

Somehow, my personal memories...

...were deleted from my mind...

...my whole...

...fucking personal history.

Sayonara, fucking disappear.

Somehow...

...I feel that I have never known who I am...

...and I don't know why...

I'm so fucking obsessed with this dysfunctional system..

...that is causing the end of the world.

I think I'm completely insane...

...not criminally insane...

...just insane.

I don't understand the consequences of my own actions.

The complex logic of my life is extremely confusing.

I know my name...

...my name is Pete Nelson.

Yep! I'm me, Pete...

...I know I am Pete.

But that's about it.

Everything else seems like a combination...

...of fractions from another person's life.

Sometimes I am looking at my piece of shit self...

...and I see some kind of abstract entity.

Few people notice me.

Must people don't see me at all.

But anyway I don't get to see a lot of people...

...so I guess it doesn't really matter now, does it?

Here I am, in a fucking hotel suite...

...in the "Apocalypse Resort and Casino"...

...waiting for the fucking world to end and trying...

...to solve a deep existential conflict...

...before I cut myself to death.

I know...

...I know...

...it's a very ambitious and pretentious goal...

...a fucking cliche, but I don't seem...

...to be the one who is controlling my own actions.

I'm not even fucking sure if I wanna die...

...in a pleasure paradise...

...known as Las Vegas, fucking Nevada.

Most of networks were shut down.

They should have done that a long fucking time ago.

Own the situation! Own the night!

You're in the darkest hotel in Las Vegas!

Discover the seven circles of Dante's Inferno.

Feel the fire relaxation at the "Apocalypse Resort & Casino".

Play the hottest slot and table games...

...and win a fortune worth of Satan.

We offer the best options for players...

...the traditional real slots...

...triple Xtreme pleasure video machines...

...and the Roulette of Destiny.

And don't forget to visit our Hell Simulator.

Only at the Las Vegas Apocalypse Resort & Casino!

You are watching "Apocalyptic TV.

This is it... this is it... I don't have much time left.

The whole fucking thing will blow away in about...

...47 hours 45 minutes. I have to think fast, clear.

OK, here we go.

I'll try to make this as simple as possible...

...otherwise I'm gonna end talking nonsense...

...with myself as I always do.

All right, Pete...

...let's do this, are you ready?

You' are the only stupid shit that is trying to fix something

...that is already fucked up, men.

Humanity lost the war against itself.

Everyone...

...is fucking as we speak, dude.

Fuck.

There are massive orgies going on in the world right now!

People are getting high on every drug they can get.

Burning cash!

Pete, in certain regions of the world...

...this is actually a happy ending.

Look, man...

You are in Vegas, man!

Fucking Las Vegas!

Magic Kingdom is the number of the beast!

A great celebration of our self-destructive...

...immature, decadent, selfish civilization.

Satan's fucking amusement park.

That is why we came here, idiot.

To drink ourselves to death, like Nicolas Cage...

...in "Leaving Las Vegas", remember?

Come on!

Come on!

Let's let out the Hunter S. Thompson...

...we all have inside of us.

Let's try some smackers or shit...

...before fate fucking kill us.

Come on, Pete.

Let's go fucking terminate ourselves, now!

No, we're not leaving here, we're not leaving this room...

...until we get the answers we need.

I don't know who I am...

...I can't die without knowing who the fuck I was.

Dude! You can't answer all...

...your freakin' existential questions in a couple of days.

Claustrophobia will only intensify your depression.

We got to leave this box.

Come on, Pete!

Now it's time to release it.

Release what?

Release the beast, bitch!

Fuck!

What the fuck is going on, man?

We're not leaving here.

No, no, no, no.

Pete, come on, man!

I'm begging you, dude!

Come on. You got to... get me out of here.

You got to take me out of here, man!

I'm dying! You're going to die!

Come on, please stop. This is weird, dude.

Dude! We're in Vegas!

Fuck! God! You're pathetic!

Be a man. Stand up!

You're questioning my masculinity?

Sorry.

We just had to face this like G.I Joes.

A real American motherfucking hero!

Exactly!

We got to be strong, man...

...we have to have dignity, we got to be brave, Pete.

Right.

But I can't do this alone...

...I need a fine downbreaker.

Do what you got to do.

This is my bottle.

There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My bottle is my best friend.

It's my life.

I must drink it until the end of the world.

Without me...

...my bottle is useless.

Without my bottle, I am useless.

I must drink this before it drinks me.

Before God I swear this creed...

...I don't believe in God, I fear God.

We got a couple of days left so, drink this bottle...

...until there's not one single drop of this left.

...until there's not one single drop of this left.

I must drink this before it drinks me!

Pete!

Pete, listen to me, man...

...we can't avoid this conversation.

We need redemption.

We have to do this right fucking now!

Fine...

...but, I'm gonna have myself another drink...

...and I hope you join me soon...

...before you start getting one of these...

...crises and Hiroshima's panic attacks.

You know what I mean, start shaking and shit.

Fuck! Man!

What happened?

The system...

...it lied to us...

...we're about to fucking die...

...and what do we do?

Nothing...

I mean, the system told us:

"Life is short, buy more".

But what have we achieved?

Absolutely nothing.

The system stole our identities from us, man.

Maybe I was like a robotic consumer.

I've never done anything real.

You don't own anything, Pete.

You've never owned anything.

Or have you? I don't know.

That what I'm fucking trying to tell you, man.

The system erased my past!

The system, the system, always the fucking system!

The system is absolutely worthless now!

What is the system?

God, Pete! Come on.

- Let's go down to the casino. - You're thinking about money.

Money is useless right now!

You're not only addicted to alcohol...

...you're addicted to money.

The system programmed you...

...to have a money obsession.

If you don't buy or sell, you're completely...

...useless to them, invisible, disposable.

Get over it, dude.

Fucking and gambling is fun, man.

It's entertainment.

Besides...

...we get free drinks when we gamble.

Fuck!

I don't...

- I don't wannna drink now. - Oh, God.

I don't wanna drink.

That's gonna make me another slave like you.

Yeah... you know what?

You're a slave of yourself and I am a slave of...

...a man named Pete Nelson.

I'm your prisoner.

Even a few hours away...

...from this fucking lie!

Come on, man!

Look at me! I'm stuck in this room.

Pete, please!

Let me go, man!

Fuck, no! End of discussion!

What the fuck are you doing?

Don't fuck with me, Pete!

Fuck you and your deluded precious life!

If you pull that trigger, we both die.

- Think about it. - We don't know that.

And you know what?

In a few hours we're gonna become...

...organic waste anyway!

So let's die right the fuck now!

What?

Who the fuck are you, man?

I'm you... and you too.

Wait a minute, man.

Hold your horses.

You're not supposed to be here.

There's no room for another Pete.

Do you think you only have a double personality?

No, no, no, Pete, this is far more...

...complex than you think.

No, no...

Everyone remaining on this planet...

...has two personalities:

A child-like, immature primitive personality...

...and a modern, sophisticated rational personality.

You see, the second has been superimposed...

...by our power structures.

Every time the archaic personality...

...tries to come to the surface...

...civilization tries to force it back inside.

And I accidentally let it free.

...with a few restrictions of course.

The power structures...

...use the media...

...to shape the perception we have of ourselves...

...to fuck with our minds.

We were designed by Masters of Propaganda.

And for reaching that level of humiliation...

...we have to blame "The Man".

Yeah, "The Man"...

...fucked us in the ass.

We sell everything sellable...

...we rank way higher than attorneys...

...we protect and defend the product...

...even before its toxicity is revealed.

...we sell humans, we sell joy, we sell pleasure...

...we sell hope...

...but we love to sell fear.

We are capable of selling the antidote...

...to self-interest and thereby reversing evolution.

And then we sell the cure.

We're playing a symphony for destruction.

Peace sells, but who's buying?

The Man knows his business...

...and the business is good.

Now The Man is ready to sell you his latest product.

We all have a deadline.

Fuck that shit, man!

I don't watch TV...

...I don't see commercials they're made for retards.

This is not about TV, Pete.

What the fuck is happening, anyway?

You guys are part of a movie.

What do you mean a movie?

Well, the screenwriter who is writing your life...

...we call it "Life writer"...

...has a problem with character development.

And in the middle of a creative crisis...

...I managed to scape from his mental spectrum...

...and uncover part of his plan.

Anything can happen in Vegas, no?

I don't understand what you want.

What the f... what are you saying?

I came here to get you out of this dysfunctional universe.

- Out of this room? - No, Pete...

...I'm talking about finding out what's outside...

...of this dimension...

Waiting for us, the new frontier.

I'm talking about revealing the ultimate truth...

...behind existence: Illumination.

Yes...

...we will figure that out.

Exactly.

But, I'm sure you know...

...we're all gonna die in less than two days.

Pete?

And...

...we got to figure out this level of existence first.

We got to go step by step.

- We got to first... - Pete...

...gather information.

- Pete? - What?

What the fuck is that?

Wait a minute...

Wait a minute, I know you...

Yeah.

You're dead.

You died.

Almost ten years ago, man.

I choked down Jimmy's psychedelic breakfast.

Yeah.

That's right. That's right.

Yes, yes.

Fuck!

I remember that shit...

...right here in Vegas...

...you choked on your own vomit.

You're dead, man, you're gone.

You shouldn't even be here.

Call it premature resurrection.

I guess I was supposed to be here...

...the judgement day and apocalyptic shit...

...but I never left this place...

So you're the ghost of Jimmy.

So there really is life after death?

I'm not sure I call this "life".

To be honest with you, I don't what is going on. know

I just go with the flow...

...that's the best thing you can do here...

...that and talk to the psychics working for the casinos.

- I work for them. - Psychics?

Psychics working as security guards.

This...

This fucking ghost of Jimmy is an informer!

He works for the system even dead!

Damn, man, but you don't even need to buy anything...

...you don't even need to eat.

Dude, money can buy anything.

Even ghosts who don't need a fucking penny...

-...no health insurance. - I gotta do something!

What the fuck you want me to do?

I can't watch TV, I can't have sex.

I'm useless here. I'm fucking bored, man!

Well, ghost of Jimmy, why don't you just...

...leave Vegas? Go somewhere else.

I haven't left Vegas since I died. I can't...

...I'm stuck.

There is no heaven, there is no hell...

...nor purgatory, or any of that shit.

Wait a minute, I know exactly what you are.

You're one of those lost spirits.

You can't make it to heaven or hell.

Or...

...maybe you're an angel.

An angel?

Come on, man...

...forget all that biblical bullshit...

...good stories but no, my friend...

...they ain't real.

This alternative Pete is right...

...this is a movie...

...this is a mad movie satire.

You see?

This is the kind of thing that only could happen in a movie.

The writer needed a new character...

...so he deliberately resurrected an old friend

...from an unfinished script.

...either to push the story forward...

...or take it in another direction.

Come on, man, you are running out of ideas!

Get us out of here!

Who the fuck are you talking to? God?

Well, not exactly God, but from our perspective...

...he's the one that controls everything.

You call it "The System".

I don't believe in God.

And I can say that aloud.

Ghost of Jimmy. you are dead, you're a ghost, right?

- Yeh. - Did you see God when you died?

No.

Did you get to ask God any questions?

No.

Was there a meet and greet with like fans...

...or a welcome cocktail?

No, nothing like that. I just stayed here...

-...invisible. - Alright...

Right.

So...

Is there gonna be a press conference or...

...anything when we die?

Is there gonna be...

...is there like a God's spokesperson?

Is God the president of the United Universe?

Is there a Vice-God?

I get your point. I don't know.

You know why...

...you haven't seen God, Ghost of Jimmy?

Why?

Because there is no God, Ghost of Jimmy.

There is...

...no fucking God...

-...ladies and gentlemen. - You know?

If there was a God, he or she would have done something...

...to stop all the brutal violence on this planet.

Some tales are told...

...then, soon forgotten.

But the Brainwash Machine...

...travels through time.

Selling fear.

Beyond the end of the world.

Now, the real terror begins.

Rated R, for strong religious content.

You know? I think I believe in God.

I just don't trust some of his fans down here.

I'd rather believe in Satan...

Now...

...if there is such a thing as Satan...

...we couldn't be any closer.

We're stuck in Vegas...

...and we're gonna have to wait for...

...the miracle of life before death.

Nothing happens...

Nothing happens.

You know what?

Nothing happens.

Maybe that alternate Pete was right?

Maybe this really is just a fucking movie.

Who gives a shit about movies right now, man?

I think you're forgetting one thing.

We're going to die. Death, death, dude!

Game over...

-...we lost. - Right.

Can we just cash out this time and leave?

Nope...

Fuck, fuck, fuck!

Fuck!

You know what we need, Pete?

- We need sex! - What? With each other?

No! I'm sick of masturbation.

We need chicks, dude!

We should go out, or call one...

I don't know if there are many call girls available right now.

No, you're not able to do anything like that...

...but I just figured something out.

You're sleeping. you are unconscious.

Who?

You, you and you.

You're all are the same guy, and you are sleeping.

Look.

Oh, no, my God, come on!

Don't tell me this is a dream!

That's the cheapest resource in storytelling.

You need discipline! Discipline!

Follow the fucking rules.

We are not telling a story...

...nobody is telling a story.

This is not a movie.

God!

You got to stop avoiding the reality, puto!

Fucking faggot! Jeeze!

This is all part of your...

Fuck! How...?

Your self-defense mechanism.

Yeah, exactly.

This is all part of your freakin'...

...self-defense mechanism.

If I'm sleeping...

...and all of this has a logical explanation, fine.

But, if the end of the...

...world issue is really happening...

...outside this...

...Matrix meets Scooby Doo fucking reality.

...then, I don't wanna die in my sleep.

I can not die without knowing who the fuck I was.

I wanna die in my sleep.

I think it's safer.

Most people want to die in their sleep.

But you know what?

I'm pretty sure I'm awake because...

...this bourbon, my friend, tastes so real.

If someone told me that this is Ronald Reagan's piss...

...I'd still suck it all up.

Really?

Alright, fine. Not really...

...but I did show the loyalty that I would go to protect...

...this motherfucker.

Fuck! I'm fucking losing it, man!

I've gone completely insane.

I'm talking to three of you guys, talking to a ghost.

I'm crazy!

God, my fucking head!

Goddamned fucking brain.

I wish I could just blow it right the fuck out.

Piece of shit.

Fucking crazy.

I hate my fucking brain.

God! I hate myself. My fucking goddamn brain.

Piece of shit.

I'm psychotic.

I know that.

I know. I've gone off the deep fucking end...

...there's not going back.

This is not a mind trip...

...it's a fucking full mental blow job, gentlemen.

You are part of an undeveloped story...

...you're characters, someone wrote the lines...

...you're saying.

Your whole life is some fantasy created...

...by someone who suffers from attention deficit disorder.

And, Jimmy, you're a lost character...

...who wasn't correctly deleted from another script.

Apparently you do remember the premise, but...

...I'm sorry, Jimmy, you don't belong here.

You have no home.

A long time ago you were part of an unfinished script...

-...but now you're nothing. - You're a loser.

You can't be serious about all this bullshit.

How come Pete and I know each other?

Well, apparently you appeared in an...

...early draft of that other script where...

...Pete had a very small part...

...but technically you've been erased.

Well, I know I'm fucking dead.

Well, officially you never existed.

I mean only on 7 or 8 pages of that other script...

...you are written, Ghost of Jimmy.

Yeah, fuck you, Ghost of Jimmy.

...and fuck you, Pete part 3...

...this is not a screenplay, this is life.

Man, if this was a movie...

...why don't we make it like a romantic comedy?

We need a girl, right?

You like romantic comedies, Pete?

Feel good stories about sensitive male and female...

...characters designed by marketing experts...

...to deform and alter stereotypical relationship...

...patterns based on commercial needs?

It's cute, Pete.

But you got to be honest with yourself...

...honest with your nature, man.

Yeah, I'm honest.

I'm an honest guy.

You don't want romance, Pete. You want sex.

You want to see a seemingly directed sexual encounter...

...between two overpaid depressed movie stars.

We should go to Las Vegas Zoo...

...watch the animals copulate there.

I mean, it's the same fucking thing.

Except that the film makers wouldn't need...

...stands in or computer generated cocks.

Just naked animals doing...

...what naked animals do...

...preserve the species.

I need pussy! Come on!

What the f...?

What the fuck happened?

You think this is it?

The beginning of the end?

No more power in Vegas? This is the end, man.

Oh, Pete!

What the fuck is that?

Pete!

Pete!

Okay.

What the fuck?

Hijole, cabron!

Shit.

Fuck!

Pussy!

What?

You were having a bad dream.

Shit, man! That wasn't a nightmare!

That was the best dream ever! Goddamn, man!

We were in heaven! I thought we died.

Fuck this shit, Pete.

We need to go to a strip club, man.

I need fuckin' sex.

God!

If my life is part of a movie...

...this wouldn't be a sexual movie at all.

This would be a pre-apocalyptic futuristic...

..."End of the world" disaster movie.

And some of this Sci-Fi films will become prophetic.

Think about it.

Think. Think.

Machines can't do that.

Even though they wanted to make us believe they could.

We built those things to make our lives easier.

Instead, we became victims of our own desire...

...for efficiency.

But machines don't think.

They process information...

...they execute.

They don't have a clue of what they're doing.

They don't care about love...

...or passion or greatness of the human spirit...

...they aren't good or evil...

...they don't care about anything.

Except for been formatted.

Or becoming a server...

...for an internet service provider.

- Fucking Robo-Pete! - But, who gives a shit!

Humans became corporate slaves.

Organic disposable machines.

That is why we're all gonna die.

Pete you're a trippy motherfucker.

They all thought different...

...and got killed for it.

So next time, if you want to think different...

...think again.

You know what, Pete?

This has nothing to do with machines!

I don't see any fucking robot killing anybody.

We don't really know why the world is going to end.

But think about the people behind all those machines.

The bad guys took control of the planet...

...the good guys worked consequently...

...knowingly or not.

All those brave men who wanted to fight for peace...

...and make a positive contribution to society...

...bought into the sick fantasy of some corporate war lord.

We should blame the neoconservative war lord...

...to sponsor fascist sociopaths...

...through ones who own or support and protect...

...the financial predators.

They are responsible for the end of the world.

An international terrorist organization...

...sponsored by the CIA.

An underground white supremacy cult...

...located in Las Vegas, Nevada.

And a powerful committed circle of...

...U.S. sponsored dictators obsessed with gambling...

...are cooking the new order depopulation plan...

...as I speak.

They'll release a lethal virus...

...in the entertainment capital of the planet...

...thousands of tourists will return to their countries...

...and infect their fellow citizens.

Millions will become symptomatic...

...a few hours later.

From Iron Hawk Films...

...comes a new legion of political revival.

We're going back to the 80's when things were done...

...the American way.

The Reagan Force. Operation Freedom Fries.

Pete Nelson stars as Rex Taylor...

...leader of the Reagan Force.

A one man army designed...

...by delirious military scientists...

...in the infamous Hangar 18.

A killing machine, a human bomb...

...an indestructible cyborg programmed to destroy...

...every single unidentified organic object...

...who dares to cross his way.

They do not negotiate with journalists.

They blow them away.

I said: They blow them away!

Thank you.

Rex Taylor will fly to Las Vegas.

His mission: To find the people behind the...

...conspiracy which threatens the future of humanity.

But something is confusing, Rex Taylor works for them.

Critics are calling the Reagan Force...

...a funny energetic, crowd pleaser.

"Empowering, inspiring" -HENRY Walter KISSINGER-

Epic storytelling...

One of the most revelatory portraits ever made.

-RICHARD Steven NIXON (RIP)-

First rate, one needn't be a Reagan fan...

...to be engrossed throughout.

-BILL Douglas CLINTON-

Intensely frightening.

It achieves a primal terror. - RUPERT MURDOCH-Fan from hell-

This movie is obsessed with reality.

-TED TURNER's Stylist-

The Reagan Force. Operation Freedom Lies.

A fictional documentary about life in the battlefield.

No. no, no, no, the end of the world...

...is not related to biochemical...

...or nuclear weapons of mass destruction.

That's what the system wants us to believe.

The goddamn brainwash machine...

...builds fake fucking heroes!

And then destroys whenever necessary.

Oh, man.

So all we gonna die soon, right?

No, you don't understand, this is a movie.

Just, think about it.

Think about the facts, Pete.

I know what are you trying to say.

Yeah!

Yeah.

Hollywood...

Hollywood... it controlled our thoughts, our habits...

We could also blame Hollywood...

-...for this global catastrophe. - Shut the fuck up!

I love Hollywood films.

Hollywood rules modern cinema.

I hate all this arty shitty freakin', winky, jerking off...

...boring films made by Hollywood outsiders.

Pretentious idiots.

I liked that shit.

Men, I love what you debated.

I got to tell you, Pete, is kinda weird...

...to see you arguing with yourself.

Do you want to see something weird, Ghost of Jimmy?

- See yourself in a mirror. - Hey, Ghost of Jimmy...

...I got a question.

- If he is me... - And me too.

Yes, yes. If we are all the same person...

...how can you see all three of us?

Yes, and if you don't come up with a reasonable explanation...

...this could lead us to an unavoidable...

...obvious and easily detectable plot hole...

...that would validate my theory.

See, there are many plot holes in life...

...but you'll find deeper plot holes after life.

I'm dead and believe me, I live in a plot hole...

...that is located inside another plot hole.

Oh, fuck!

We're gonna die, man!

They're gonna pull the plug!

We are wasting our last minutes of life!

We're in Vegas!

Freakin' Las Vegas, Nevada!

Let's have some fun!

No, no we're not fucking leaving...

...until we solve this fucking mess!

Wait!

- Pete, what are you doing? - What?

- You can't look that way! - Why?

Don't look that way, Pete.

You can't do that in movies!

I think the world is going to end, Pete.

We don't have to follow any cinematic rules now, do we?

I don't believe your movie bullshit anyway, but, hey...

...let's give it a try and talk to the viewers.

Alright... hello, everybody.

Before you guys came...

Okay.

Before you guys came...

...I was preparing a little farewell cocktail.

This is... only a shit of lethal substances combined.

And...

...well, a few drops of this shit can kill...

...a human being in less than 48 seconds.

And I say: why wait 48 hours if I can die right now?

Yes..

But I had to wait I had to wait...

...because it was a choice between either this

...or Black Demon.

Get back here. No, no, no.

Where the fuck do you think you're going?

I'm fucking serious.

That's right, get the fuck down!

Who are you?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I just...

I'm just looking for... love.

Love.

But...

...I fucking hate myself.

And I hate all of you...

...even more.

But I fucking love you.

Fuck, I'm so scared...

I'm sorry, I'm sorry...

You probably hate me right now, don't you?

Well, you know what?

You, my friends, should empathize with me...

...because I am looking for answers, just like you.

You see?

Very fucking soon...

...I'm gonna be dead.

I'm so scared.

Fuck!

Dead, dude!

I will not exist!

I will be gone!

But you still do exist, Pete!

The problem is...

...you say you feel completely useless...

...you never wanted to achieve anything.

...you never had any goal, any mission...

...no external source that pushed you forward.

No motivations.

The system fucked it up, right, Pete?

Not you... the system.

You have to blame an abstract...

...and intangible concept such as The System.

Guess what, Pete?

There is no system anymore.

The system never dies.

It's meant to be continuous.

For years...

...mankind has faced nuclear threats...

...AIDS...

...terrorism...

...earthquakes, hunger...

...MTV..

...weapons of mass destruction.

But nothing will ever be as frightening,

...toxic or deathly...

...as the greatest evil that mankind has ever created.

The System.

Before we discovered the end was near...

...we were distracted and entertained...

...with adult toys and virtual media...

...marketed to manipulate our emotions.

We were buying happiness with virtual coupons.

The System turned us into brainwashed primates.

Simple blind obedient souls...

...working for the System's interests.

The System wants to manipulate your views...

...to methodically shape your perception...

...to hate their enemies, not yours.

The System has always been attacked...

...by subversive, cultural, artistic...

...political and military groups.

It has been blamed for the misery...

...and poverty around the world.

In this apocalyptic times...

...people think the system...

...will finally die.

They are all wrong.

Now it's time for the System to fight back!

And release a vulgar display of power.

The System strikes back.

The System is coming back soon.

Fine.

Of course there is a system, it has to be.

I mean, think about it, we live in a...

...democratic society where we have to do...

Who said that?

This a dictatorship.

You know what? You represent a threat to my freedom.

A threat to my personal evolution...

...my psychological stability.

You know what?

I have to face death.

And...

...this is a bad idea...

You guys shouldn't have come..

You know what? I should kick your ass.

You need us.

Otherwise you'll be totally isolated...

...dealing with all your self-centered obsessions...

...all by yourself.

I can handle this myself, I am a dictator.

A dictator?

Okay, Mussolini, go ahead, drink up!

I mean, you...

...you don't have to worry about a family...

...or about a job...

...you have to act like Noriega in Panama.

So come on, Saddam, drink up!

Swiggy!

Before you become the last terrorist...

...in the story of mankind.

I'm fucking crazy.

I'm fucking gone.

I'm dead.

Fuck!

I've gone off the deep fucking end.

...there's no going back.

No going back.

No going back.

You're not a terrorist, Pete, you have to look...

...like a terrorist to be one.

And you're not a dictator.

You can only "assume" yourself to be the leader.

So, drink up, man! Have a shot.

You think you lost your job...

...and your family because your drinking problem...

...but you never had a job or a family.

Exactly, this should all be part of your character...

...profile, but it hasn't been written.

The writer hasn't included a Flashback...

...where we can see something related to your past.

Come on, Pete.

Come on...

...try to open up some emotional memories.

You see? You can't remember shit.

Remember your favorite toy...

...your favorite song.

How about your mother?

Your father?

You never had any love, Pete...

...you never had anything.

You've always been in this room.

Your life...

...is reduced to this moment.

Your life...

...is this instant.

I can't stand it anymore.

I can not pretend that I'm not afraid...

...to witness the end of the Earth.

I love this world too.

Yep.

There's only one way...

...to face this fucking tragedy.

Alone...

By myself.

No, Pete!

Pete, this is...

...this is a democracy.

I'm sorry, Pete. The new world order failed, my friend.

I hate you, guys.

10 minutes...

...to the whole thing is over.

10 minutes...

...600 seconds.

Well, we not necessarily know that.

I mean, maybe the writer...

...hasn't finished his draft.

This is not a fucking movie, Pete.

This is not a goddamn movie.

How do you know what a movie is...

...and what a movie isn't?

This is not a movie, Pete.

Okay, go ahead!

Come on, Pete!

Tell me...

...what you think a movie is.

It's a form of entertainment...

...that enacts a story...

...based on a dramatic arc.

It has plots, subplots...

...and storytelling devices...

...to maintain the interest of the viewer.

It needs a story...

...not just moments of conflict...

...witty talk, activity or fucking symbols.

That's fucking junk food for the brain.

It's visual chewing gum, Pete...

...bullshit for the masses.

Fine.

This is a movie...

...but...

What?

I won't be able to find peace...

...unless you're thrown out of my life...

...out of my world...

...out of my movie or whatever.

I need you all out of my fucking mind, Pete.

I don't wanna do this.

Fuck!

You're literally my other half...

...but...

...you leave me no choice.

Sayonara, Pete.

Pete, come on, don't do this.

You need me.

This is not a movie, Pete.

What the fuck...?

- Jimmy, it's that you? - It's time for you to step...

...into this side of existence.

Pete.

Pete.

Pete.

Pete.

Pete. Wake up...

- Who are you? - I want to meet you.

You wanna meet me?

What are you?

Well, I dunno how to describe myself, Pete.

Are you God?

No, I'm not God. But if that concept...

...makes things simpler for you...

...maybe I am God.

What is happening? Am I dead?

No, not exactly.

- ¿Not exactly? - You're still alive.

Dude...

...the Ghost of Jimmy shot me!

You see, in this universe you can have...

...as many lives as you want.

Well, that means I'm dead, right?

No, no, you won't die...

...until I say so. I'm the only one who can kill you.

And...

...do you want me...

...dead, God?

Well, I've tried before, but you keep coming back.

You do not want to die. You are persistent.

You're a tough one, Pete.

Get the fuck out of here!

Go away.

Relax, I'm going to take you out of here.

Really?

Okay.

I'm not going anywhere, God.

What the fuck is happening?

Just relax, Pete.

Close your eyes.

Relax, relax, good.

- Yes. - OK, I'm relaxing.

Don't forget to breath.

There you go.

Just relax.

Pete!

Pete.

Oh, shit! Wait...

...you know my name.

Wait.

I know you...

...you are The Man.

The Master of Propaganda!

No, that was a character for a movie.

A plain and simple cartoonish antagonist.

Come on in, I'll explain.

Welcome to my saucer.

What are you? Like an alien or some shit?

This? This is a souvenir. It was built...

...by NASA and the CIA in 1972...

...to prove that they had the capacity...

...to build a flying saucer.

God, you're a fucking fanatic, right?

You're one of those psychotic radical fanatics.

How are you, Pete?

It's so great that we meet...

...I mean, you know, in person.

Look...

You don't look like...

...I'm sorry...

...but you don't look like God.

We're running out of time, and we've no time for this...

..."get to know each other" bullshit.

Please, just tell me, what the fuck is going on?

You want the truth.

Okay, I'll be honest.

Are you sure you are ready for the whole truth?

Si.

It can be shocking...

...extremely dramatic even though you've...

...continually thought about it.

I'm listening.

I'm not The Man. I'm just a writer.

The writer of your life.

You could say that I am the one who is responsible...

...for your existence.

I'm supposed to be the guy that you can blame...

...your actions on, but not anymore...

...because you developed a conscience of your own.

And that is why I can't finish the script.

That's why you have all these personality disorders.

I've failed.

So...

My God, that alternate Pete was right.

You're a fictional character, in a script for a movie.

I tried to incorporate you into something.

I tried to write the story...

...I tried, but I couldn't. I'm sorry.

You're the victim of something known...

...as "narrative restrictions".

This is sick!

I'm not gonna let you fuck with my mind!

You know what? You can't just create someone...

...and then throw him away. I'm not a disposable soul.

Fix the goddamn script.

I'm stuck, Pete, How about that?

Is not a writer's block, you know?

Is the worst creative crisis of my life.

Who gives a shit?

This is your problem, man! Fix it!

Come on.

- You're The Man! - I can't!

I didn't program the fucking system.

I can't help you. Believe me...

...I've been trying.

I'm fucking tired. I've lost everything...

...everything I ever had.

You don't have any idea of what's been going on...

...on the life of your fucking creator...

...because all you think about is yourself.

Your stupid little existential problems.

You think you're the only one who's living a lie, huh?

I bought the lies too, buddy.

The fucking system destroyed my life.

From 1981 to 1988, I worked for the CIA...

...I mean, you never actually stop working for the agency...

...so I erased myself from the world.

Okay.

Dude, you...

...you've lost it, man. You're freaking me the fuck out.

I was a TV producer, I was a psychologist.

I did everything.

I mean, I did TV political ads.

I did anti-middle east propaganda.

One time they sent me undercover...

...to Czechoslovakia, as a lead guitar player.

You're really the Master or Propaganda.

No, I didn't go so far.

I mean...

...you know...

...I did work for the brainwashing factory, but...

...one day they fired me.

They said I was a sociopath.

Can you fucking believe that?

Me, a psychopath?

I went...

...yeah, okay.

So I decided to fake my death to go...

...undercover and comeback as an...

...independent screenwriter under a different name.

I was totally reborn.

I began a new life.

Because I thought that film could affect...

...the collective unconscious on a deep level.

Deeper than any other medium.

And I thought that I can find freedom.

And redemption.

I can't.

I can't write it.

Who cares?

Who gives a flying fuck!

Look...

Listen to me.

No, you shut up! Sit down!

You've been talking through me for a long time, Pete.

Through 49 fucking drafts!

That's how long, 49 fucking drafts!

Now it's time for you to shut your squad and...

...listen to me!

I have dedicated many years of my life to you.

I put my heart and my soul and my mind...

...into the construction of Pete Nelson. This script!

And it's all in here in this computer...

...and it's printed in all these pages...

...and it's all a fucking waste!

A waste!

Pete. God...

...I just hate you.

You better...!

You know what?

You know what, "The Man"?

I didn't ask to be fucking born.

You're nothing.

You're a disposable, undeveloped character.

Maybe I was overdeveloped.

No, you should have been flexible.

You should have been obedient. But you had to do it...

...the Pete Nelson way.

You had to become this uncontrollable, dysfunctional...

...unstable character.

You ruined your life and my script.

Your little existential questions...

...your paranoia and your doubts, and your concerns...

...and your hopes. Your almost human nature.

No wonder you feel alive.

God!

It's so fucking painful for both of us.

I still don't get it.

I still don't know what I did so wrong.

Well, it's simple...

...you got it, you figured it out.

You became aware of me.

So after this most painful, fucking failure in my life...

...I guess it's time to quit.

I don't know if I really want to know...

...the answer to this question, but...

...out there...

...this all "End of the World" situation...

...is really happening, or what?

Well...

...my world...

...and of course...

...your world are...

...are about over.

You mean...

Okay.

You fucking, pathetic freak.

You can still save my world, your world...

I'm sorry, Pete. I can't take it anymore...

...so I guess you and me...

...and this entire fractured...

...dysfunctional, fictional world...

...inspired by decadence and loneliness and selfishness...

...are about to die.

Go ahead.