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- To us.

(glasses clinking)

Two years baby.

Oh, I can't believe how fast it's gone by.

- Yeah, it's crazy. Time just flies by.

- I love you so much it's insane.

Like, I feel like I should bloody go

to a mental hospital, how much I love you.

- I love you too.

I actually wanted to talk
to you about something.

- Mm, okay. What is it?

- Yeah, you know how, like, we
promised each other we'd always

keep things exciting and
interesting in the bedroom?

- Yeah, I remember.

Um, haven't we been?

- Yeah, we have, but you
know I think its' just time

time we switched things up a bit.

- Oh yeah?
- Mm-hm.

- You wanna peg me?

- No.

Well, maybe another time but,

um, I guess what I'm trying to say is

I've always had this fantasy.

And it's pretty naughty.

- Okay. Uh ...

What is it?

- Well, I've always wanted
to have a threesome.

- Oh, okay. No, thank God.

Yeah, no, I'd love to
have a threesome as well.

- With another guy, not
another girl, Franky.

- Okay, uh huh.

Yeah, I guess so.

I mean,

I'd much rather have a threesome

with another girl obviously.

Um, but yeah. It's your
fantasy or whatever.

- Yeah, so, yeah, what do you think?

Can we have a threesome
with another guy please?

- Yeah.

Um, sure, sure.

Uh.

Maybe we could have it with
another girl first, though.

- No, Franky, another guy
first and then another girl.

- Sure, fine. Yeah, we can do it.

- Oh, you're the best boyfriend ever.

- Yeah, I bloody am, aren't I?

- Yeah!

Do you know what, babe? It's
gonna be so good for us.

I think it's just gonna like
bring us closer together

and we don't want things
to get boring and dull

and you know,
I think it'll be really good

in bringing us closer together.

It’s important to do this kind of thing.

We don't wanna just keep the same routine

- Um, babe, sorry.

Everyone's online at the moment.

Would you mind if I went and played

video games with some of my friends please?

- Um, yeah. No, sure, that's fine.

Thanks, babe. You're the best!

You're the best, honestly.

And, um, yeah, threesome, no problemo.

Imma' make it happen

Die, die! Die, you piece of shit!

You’re a peasant! I'm gonna kill your
whole family, you bitch.

Yeah, your brothers and sisters
are gonna die by my hand.

I'm gonna get a chainsaw
and murder you all.

You peasant! You’re a peasant!

Yeah, you think you're hard? I'm hard!

I'm the hardest there is!

- Hey, man, what's up?

- Oh, hey man, how's it going?

- Yeah, you know, just
working and twerking.

- (chuckles) That's a good one, man.

- How about you?

- Yeah, man, just working
out, meditating

and playing video games.

I went on some dates, actually,

but they weren't really successful.

I'm kinda lonely, to be honest.

- Oh, oh, well, that sounds great.

I mean, I love video games!

And, I love shoot-'em-ups.

- Yeah, me too, man. We should team up.

- Yeah! Like, we'd make
a great team together.

What do you play?

- Killing Machine mostly.

- Sick, sick. So do I.

I mean, that's a great game.

So, weird question alert, but

on the topic of teaming
up, would you maybe wanna

team up and have a threesome
with me and my girlfriend?

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- You want me to have
sex with your girlfriend?

- Yeah, yeah, like we
could do some cuckolding.

- Cock holding?

I don't know what cock holding is.

- No, not cock holding, cuckolding.

You know where, you just verbally abuse me

and I just watch you shag my bird,

and you can be like, yeah,
I'm just shagging your bird

and there's nothing you can do about it.

- Oh yeah, I'm really into that.

So, you're just watching and I'm like

shagging your missus?

- Yeah, basically, and I mean, you know,

sometimes I'll get involved as well.

- Amazing.

How much am I getting paid?

- You don't get paid,
Teddy. You get free sex.

- Awesome. I didn't think of it like that.

That's really cool of you,
man, really open-minded.

Like, you know, if it was my
girlfriend and then you were

shagging my girlfriend
and I was watching it,

I would wanna chop your head
off and take out our bowels

and throw them all over the street.

So that's really cool of you, man.

- Yeah. I mean, I'm pretty easygoing.

And yeah, I don't really get jealous much.

I'm just a pretty free-loving kinda guy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So, yeah, um, what do you say? Are you in?

- Yes.

Definitely, I'd love to do some
cock holding with you, mate.

- It's cuckolding, not cock holding, Teddy.

- I'll do whatever you
want, mate. I'll do both.

I really need this, man. I
haven't had sex in six months.

And, I just can't stop wanking, mate.

There's fucking semen all over the place.

It's dried into my sheets,
and my mum keeps cleaning them

and she doesn't mention it, but she knows.

She knows, mate. The
whole place fucking reeks.

I can't open the window wide enough.

But I'm gonna finally have sex.

For the first time in six
months, and it's gonna be sweet.

It's gonna be lovely,
mate, with your bird.

I'm gonna have sex with your bird.

She's so hot.

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- Hey, this is Teddy.

- Sorry I'm late.

I ended up going out with
the accounts department,

and boshing a couple bags,

and then Becky from HR ended
up showing us her tits.

It was fucking mad, man.
You shoulda been there.

- (laughs) Sounds great.

We've just been waiting for you.

- Don't worry, Teddy, it's fine.

You're such a party
boy. I love party boys.

Come sit.

- Thanks for, thanks for
having me over, by the way.

Franky's always chatting about you.

- It's all right (chuckles).

Franky said so much about you.

I love your hair and beard.

So big and manly.

- Thank you very much.
That's really nice of you.

- Yeah, it's um, it's really great.

It looks like it needs a lot of cleaning.

- No, it just cleans itself,
just naturally. It's science.

- Yeah, I mean, you're
looking really great.

Your, your body and everything
about you is super hot.

Yeah, I'm ...

You smell nice and, yeah,
I'm really turned on

right now, to be honest.

- Yeah, me too.

Thank you so much for
having me over, Franky.

- The pleasure's all ours.

Franky chose well.

You look like a hot,
sexy Viking or something.

- Everyone's always saying that,

but I should probably mention
something before we begin.

My finger's pretty boggin..

When I was a kid, my stepdad
ran over it with a car

and I just, I just
wanted to bring that up,

just because, you know,
when we're doing it,

just in case someone noticed
and it made them feel weird.

I just wanted to bring it up.

- Yeah, I ...

That looks so weird.

I can't believe I've
never noticed that before.

- I mean, other than that, I'm tiptop.

- I mean, I think it's really hot.

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- Oh, yeah, oh, I love
how you lick that, thing.

Um.

Yeah, you lick that so good.

You’re licking it really, really good.

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(lightning striking)

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(bells ringing)

- You're a lucky girl, you know.

I'm not even sure if you're
gonna survive tonight.

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- I think we'll see about that.

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- Cheers.

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You need to come work for me, girl.

Hm?

What do you think?

- Why do you think that?

- Well, because you got a banging body,

and I know you can work it.

(both laughing)

Am I lying?

You don't need to be waiting tables.

Come make some real money.

- So what, you think you're a gangster?

- I know I'm a gangster.

A motherfucking Bermondsey Boy, yeah.

Join the crew.

Yeah?

(water lapping)

Think about it.

- Mm, we'll see what happens.

- We will see what happens.

- Be right back.

- Where you going?

- I'm gonna powder my nose.

- All right, don't be
too long, yeah (laughs)?

(man laughing)

Are you back already?

Hey, yo, who the fuck are you?

What, is this a threesome or something?

Listen, you're not
usually my type all right,

but as long as our dicks
don't touch, we're good.

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Big boy.

(knife slashing)

- Oh, mate, that’s a nice chain you've got.

You need to work on your
gag reflex, mate (laughs).

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(Franky snoring lightly)

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(Franky groaning)

- Fuck.

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(Franky groaning)

Babe, you need to get
up. I have to go to work.

No, babe, it's too early.

- What about you, Teddy?

Do you wanna get the cab with me to work?

- I took the day off as holiday.

(Franky groaning)

(clock beeping)

- Fuck, I'm late for my morning meeting!

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(Franky crying)

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(keys clicking)

(Franky laughing manically)

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(Franky laughing manically)

(Franky shrieking)

(phone ringing)

- Hey, babe, what's up?

- Hey, babe. Yeah, not too bad.

- Has Teddy left yet?

- No, he's still here.
He's just playing video games.

- What, like, he better not be
playing on my profile!

He's gonna ruin my kill-to-death ratio!

- Chill, it's just a game.

- It's not just a video
game, babe. It's my life!

I’ve work really hard for my KDR, babe.

Like, what the hell's he still doing there?

Get, get rid of him!

Get him off my console, for God sakes.

- Babe, we need to have a chat.

- What do you mean chat?

- Look, I just feel really confused

right now and I don't--

- What do you mean confused?

I'm confused as to why Teddy is still

in my fucking apartment!

He's ruining my kill-to-death ratio.

- I don't think this is
working anymore, okay.

I just feel really connected
to Teddy right now.

- Babe, like, we all
just had sex together.

It's not confusing, okay.

It's a bit weird but whatever.
It's what you wanted, right?

- Yeah, it is what I
wanted, but it just made me

rethink everything and you
know, I'm, I'm feeling things

for Teddy that I haven't felt inside

for a really long time.

- What the fuck are you talking about?

- Babe, look, I, I wanted
to do this in person,

but I guess this kinda counts.

We're still face to face,

and I don't wanna do this over text.

- Babe, this is not face to face.

This is a fancy phone call at best.

- Look, I don't like
hurting anyone's feelings,

especially yours, but I have to be selfish

and I have to live my
life unconditionally.

Okay, this, this isn't working anymore.

It's the same thing every week.

I watch you play video games
whilst I waste my life away.

And, you know, I just have really,

really strong feelings
for Teddy right now.

- Is a fucking joke right now?

Teddy is literally playing
video games right now,

and you've literally just met him.

And you're dumping me for
him. You've gone fucking nuts!

- Look at him. He's a fucking idiot.

- Don't be so negative, Franky.

Okay, you can't choose who
you love. It just happens.

- Love? What the fuck
are you talking about?

Of course you can choose.
We're buying a house together.

Don't do something you'll regret!

- Don't shout at me, okay.

It's over, babe. I'm sorry.

Don't come back to the yard
tonight. I need some space.

- It's my fucking apartment.

- Bye.

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(Franky crying)

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- Are you okay? You seem
upset about something.

- Oh, well, I had a
girlfriend this morning,

but I don't think we're
together anymore (laughs).

- Oh no! What happened?

- Well, I don't really
wanna talk about it.

- (laughs) Come on, mate.
It's good to share feelings.

Otherwise, they'll just eat you up inside.

- If you must know, we had
a threesome last night.

- No way. What, with two girls, yeah?

- No, actually, no.

It was me, my girl and
my homeboy from work.

- Nice, bro. That sounds dope.

- Well we had sex all
night. It was pretty great.

But, I basically just
got cuckolded (laughs).

And I just felt really
left out by the end of it.

But, you know, this morning
she broke up with me for him.

(Franky laughing)

(Kevin laughing)

(Kevin laughing)

- It's not funny, Kevin. Stop laughing.

- Sorry, sorry. It's just
so fucking funny, bro.

It's like literally the funniest thing

I've ever heard in my whole fucking life.

It's so fucking sad.

- It wasn't very funny at the time,

but now it kind of is (laughs and cries).

- Bro, she sounds like a
fucking sociopath, all right.

I'd say you dodged a
fucking bullet there, mate.

- Doesn't feel like I dodged a bullet.

Feels like I got hit with it,
right in the fucking heart.

- Gotta keep rolling with the
fucking punches, Franky,

because life likes to
fuck you up all at once.

And you just gotta keep
getting up and up and up,

every fucking day until you fucking die.

Because that's what life is, bro,

and you just gotta fucking do it

and get on with it, Franky,

and stop being such a fucking
pathetic piece of shit.

- Yeah, easier said than done.

- Hey, listen, we're thinking
about getting out of here.

- Yeah, man, you should come to ours.

It's just around the corner.

- I don't know.

I'm trying to pull a little chica tonight.

- Come on, bro, it's a
fucking sausage fest in here.

I love pulling chicas, but
there are no fucking chicas

in here, and that's a
motherfucking problemo.

Just come back to mine. I've
got the best cocaine in town.

Straight off the motherfucking
boat from Colombia, okay.

I'm talking white fucking flakes,

and it's snowing all over me, okay, baby.

And I just wanna chew your fucking ear off

all fucking night and
just chat shit with you,

because you seem like
the coolest fucking guy

I've ever met in my whole fucking life.

So let's fucking do it, bro.

- He does love to chat shit.

Come on. It'll be fun.

You don't need to spend
a penny. We've got you.

- Okay, sold. Ha ha, YOLO!

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(group laughing)

- Whoa!

Oh my God, you've got a ball
pit in your fucking house!

This is the best day of my life (laughs)!

(Franky laughing)

(air hissing)

(balloon squeaking)

(air hissing)

(balloon boy exhaling)

- These are the balloon boys.

They basically just sit here and do

ketamine and balloons
and DMT all day long.

It's all for my secret research.

- Secret research?

- Basically, I believe that
through this combination

of drugs, DMT, ketamine and balloons,

you can access another dimension.

It's fucking sick.

I've been getting them to
write on that whiteboard

everything they've been seeing

whilst they're tripping balls.

Hey, Toby, any more visions
from the other side?

- Yes, yes, boss.

We've been having visions
of a man dressed in all red,

like he's been rebirthed, sir.

- Rebirthed, yeah, woo,
I like the sound of that.

Very interesting. Very interesting indeed.

Yeah, so just make sure you just keep

writing shit on the whiteboard, yeah.

Otherwise, it's just nonsense, all right.

- Yes, boss, of course, sir.

- Better leave them to it, eh?

You've got a lot of research
ahead of you, haven't you?

Yeah?

Hey, boys, got you a little present.

Feeding time (laughs).

(utensil clacking)

Hey, Franky, you want
some cocaine or ketamine?

Or both? CK (laughs)?

- Yeah, just some coke please.

Ketamine usually just makes
me throw up and pass out.

(Franky laughing)

- (sniffs) You must be
doing it wrong then, baby,

because cocaine and ketamine
is like a beautiful marriage.

When you do a little bit of
coke, and you get too high,

do a little bit of K
to bring you back down.

And then you do a little bit
of coke to bring you back up.

You can ride that wave,
baby, all the way to heaven.

It's the best combination.

It's like they're made
for each other, Franky.

You've really gotta
try it. Please, for me.

- Sorry, what did you say?

- So tell me, Franky, what do you do?

- What, like for work?

- Yeah.

- It's pretty boring.

It's kind of a conversation
killer, to be honest, but

I work in marketing, and that's it.

Yeah, that's me.

What about you guys?

- This.

(Franky sniffing)

- Oh you know, not much.
The odd job here and there.

Some florist work.

And I sell crystals online.

- Oh don't be so humble.

Mercedes got quite the platform.

She's really quite the
influencer slash entrepreneur.

- Oh wow, that's cool, ha ha.

What about you, Kevin?

- I just told you. I'm a drug dealer.

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But I also do some sculpting on the side.

(chainsaw buzzing)

(bell dinging)

I make people happy inside, okay.

Mi casa tu casa.

Help yourself to my drugs
whenever the fuck you want, okay.

- Wow, thanks, I've
never met a drug dealer

that's been so hospitable.

- Just make sure you use the
stuff on the right, okay,

because otherwise you're gonna
be in the K hole (laughs).

- Yeah, sure, no problem.

I can give you some money if you like.

- While you're with us, Franky,

you don't have to spend a thing, okay.

We just really love your energy.

- Yeah, you have a really
radiant vibe about you.

You're very, very special.

- Very special.

- Wow, that's possibly the nicest thing

anyone's ever said to me.

- Only positive vibes here, Franky.

Just remember, don't mix up
the coke and ket. Be careful.

Okay, okay, like don't
worry like. I'm a pro.

(upbeat music)

(man on phone speaking indistinctly)

- Who's he on the phone to?

- Oh don't worry.
It’s probably just his brother.

You know, I can see energies, Franky.

- Oh yeah?

- I can see your confidence,
right there in your chest.

It's glowing, bright yellow.

- That sounds nice.

- Well, it's supposed to be
down here, in your belly.

- How do I get it down there?

- That's not for me to tell you.

You have to figure it out for yourself.

That's your own journey.

But what I can sense is,

you need to hug your inner child.

(soft music)

- alright guys, how's it going?

- [Kevin] Tony!

- (chuckles) Hey.

How’s it going big man?
You alright?

Mercedes (laughs).

- How are you?

- Mwa, mwa.

Good.

- Hey, I'm Franky.

- Yeah, I'm Tony. Nice to meet you.

Kev, you didn't tell me
that we've got guests.

- Oh, it's nothing. He's cool, he's cool.

His name's Franky, we
just met in the club.

He's chill, he's chill.

Franky, this is my stepbrother,
we might as well be brothers.

- Yeah, I was gonna say,
you guys look different.

- Yeah, that's what they all say.

- Okay, why don't I get us some drinks?

(Tony groaning)

(ice clinking)

(Tony clicking tongue)

- So what have you guys been up to then?

- Yeah, you know, just like meditating,

fucking exercising, manifesting,

like semen retention.

Like, you know, just all that jizz.

- What do you mean semen retention?

- Franky, that's where
your life energy is.

It's in these bad boys right here.

You can't just be giving
it out to anyone, Franky.

You gotta use that energy.

You gotta keep it inside to manifest

your fucking goals, bro.

- Wait, what?

- Look, we'll talk about it later.

- And we went for a walk in the park.

It was very beautiful.

- Nice.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah, no, I did a bit

of meditating today myself, you know.

I fucking, I really needed
it recently, you know.

Fucking missus has been fucking
banging on and and on and on

in my fucking ear all
the fucking time, yeah.

So it was good.

Chill.

What about you, Franky?

- Yeah, man, just like being at the bar,

getting some pussy!

Get money, get bitches, know
what I'm saying (laughs)!

- What the fuck, Franky?

- That is fucking sexist language, bro.

That is not fucking cool,
bro, like what the fuck?

- Who the fuck is this guy?
I don't like that at all.

I really fucking don't.

That's fucked. That is
well and truly fucked.

How dare you, you prick?

- Chill, chill, chill. It's
all cool, it's all cool.

He's just a bit ignorant obviously.

- I was just joking
around. Jesus, tough crowd.

- Look, Franky, I'm
sure you didn't mean it.

But those words, they hurt.
They hurt me on the inside.

- What the fuck did I even say?

- You called a woman a bitch, Franky!

Do I need to spell it out?

- (groans) That's not fucking
woke at all, is it man?.

Not fucking cool.

- Very negative vibes.

Yuck.

- It's all right, babe, it's all right.

He's just a fucking idiot.

- Shit.

Sorry, no, I literally didn't
know bitches was so bad.

I say it all the time.

- Stop, Franky, stop, stop.
You're hurting my ears.

- I'm so sorry, babe. He didn't mean it.

He just, he's had a really tough day.

- I'm really sorry. I
didn't know it was so bad.

- Being sexist is not fucking
cool at all, all right?

So don't be fucking sexist
in my fucking house,

or anywhere, all right?

You've learned your lesson.

So now let's just fucking chill out

and do some fucking lines,

because I fucking love doing lines.

And I know you're cool,

so let's just all
fucking chill, all right.

- Can't say no to that.

- Franky, just rack up
some fucking lines for us,

all right, right now, all right?

- Yeah yeah, sure sure.

- He's gonna come meet us.

It's cool. It's chill,
he’s chill, he’s chill.

- I fucking love that guy.

(men arguing)

He's a fucking idiot.
He can’t count numbers.

- I’m meeting Ryda tomorrow.
I need the fucking cocaine off him.

- It's fucking cool bro.
It’s fucking cool.

(Tony sniffing)

(Kevin sniffing)

(Mercedes sniffing)

- What the fuck?

That's not fucking cocaine.
That's fucking ketamine.

What the fuck? You fucking idiot.

- What?

I fucking hate ketamine.

That was a fucking massive line.

- Have you had your line yet?

- No, no no, I just forgot
which part was which.

- Are you fucking
telling me that this cunt

has just given us huge
fucking amounts of ketamine

and you've only just fucking met him?

- It was a mistake, I swear.

- Mistake my fucking ass.

He's gonna fucking rob us when
we start to fucking K hole.

- We trusted you, you horrible sexist!

- It was a mistake, I
swear! I'll just leave!

- You're going fucking nowhere, mate.

- You come into my house
and try and rob me,

after I took you in and gave you drugs.

Are you fucking mad?

- We're gonna fuck you
up, you motherfucker!

(Franky panicking)

(Mercedes growling)

- This is all just a
horrible mistake, I swear!

- Why are you trying to rob us, Franky?

We trusted you.

- I'm not, I swear!

- You're a fucking traitor,
you fucking piece of shit!

- Let's fucking get him!

(group shouting)

- Tony, Tony, Tony!

- Get him, get him!

- You fucking idiot.

Fucking idiot, fucking
idiot, he's a fucking idiot!

- Oh.

(haunting music)

(upbeat music)

Oh no! Where's my phone and wallet?

(upbeat music)

- (groans) Fuck!

Shit!

(mysterious music)

(upbeat music)

- Just fucking stab him!

- What do you want? What do you want?

- Relinquish your assets. Fam.

- Oh, no fam, fam, like. I've literally
just been robbed round the corner!

Please, I've got nothing.

- Just give us your phone and wallet now.

- I'll suck your dick or something, man!

- What do you mean you'll suck my dick?

- Yeah I will. I haven’t done it before
but I’ll do it.

Just fucking stab him.

- But he hasn't got anything.

- Just fucking do him.

- Oh no, don't, don’t!

- Fucks sake, go get him!

(suspenseful music)

(feet thudding)

(suspenseful music)

(feet thudding)

(suspenseful music)

Where the fuck is he?

- [Robber] I don't fucking know!

- You’re a right fucking idiot!

(suspenseful music)

(robbers arguing)

(suspenseful music)

(suspenseful music continues)

(suspenseful music continues)

(suspenseful music continues)

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(people chattering)

- Oy, mate, do you need anything?

- Sorry, what?

- Do you need anything?

Coke, ket? The drug dealer's coming.

- Oh, I haven't got any
money on me right now.

- Cool cool, no worries.

Who do you know here
anyways? This is my party.

- Oh, uh. Right, yeah, I know John.

- Oh right, John Paul.

- Yeah, like me and John
Paul are great friends.

He invited me. I just thought, YOLO.

Like, I haven't been to a party
ages, and I just thought,

I'm gonna fucking go
and, here I am (laughs).

- Cool, man.

Well, if you're a friend of John Paul,

you're a friend of mine.

Me casa, su casa.

- Oh, thank you. That's very kind.

I'm Franky, by the way.

- Edwin. Lovely to meet you.

- (laughs) Charmed.

- Yeah, man. Yeah yeah.

Ey. It’s lit here still, man, yeah come through bruv,
we need a couple bags still.

Yeah yeah.

(suspenseful music)

- Mate, pull over.

It's that fucking idiot.

Is that you, Trevor?

What you up to, mate? You all right?

- You all right Ryda? How's it going?

- [Ryda] I’m alright.
What you doing around here, mate?

- Robbing people up and that.

- Fucking hell, mate. Do
you want a proper job, bro?

- [Trevor] Yeah?

- I got something for you
you might be interested

seeing as you’re round my
manor, mate, without asking,

but I have got a job for ya.

Come on, it’ll be all right.

- Fucking hell Ryda, this is a nice car.

- Well this is what happens when people
pay their bills, innit?

(upbeat dance music)

(upbeat dance music continues)

(upbeat dance music continues)

- You're really hot (laughs).

- Thanks. You're not too bad yourself.

- So, do you wanna a little kissie?

- Why are you even asking?

- YOLO.

(muffled dance music)

(Lauren moaning)

(Lauren moaning)

(Lauren moaning)

(laughs) Wow, that felt great!

- Stop it. You're so geeky.

I love it.

- Geeky?

I'm an alpha chad, thank you very much.

But I do love playing
video games (laughs).

So I guess I am a bit of a geek.

- Same here.

- Amazing! Do you know what I love to do?

Killing people online (laughs).

- You're adorable.

- (groans) Please, don't touch my face.

I've got a thing about it.

- Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know.

- Honestly, it's fine, I've just got

a weird thing about it, you know.

Oily fingers and they block up my pores

and just give me spots, and
oh, I just would rather

stay beautiful at all times (laughs).

- Wow, that's really
killed the vibe for me.

- Oh, no no no, please. Forget
I ever said it (laughs).

- I'm just fucking with you.

I don't like people
touching my face either.

- Oh wow, that's so good
that we have that in common.

We can really relate
with each other (laughs).

- You're so weird, but I love it.

(feet thudding)

- Hold her, bruv.

- So what's this fucking job then, Ryda?

- Handyman job.

You got the old CV for it,
man about town and all that.

Plus you owe us a couple quid, don't you?

Eh, what do you reckon, a couple of bills?

- Yeah, I can do that.

- Hey, bro, I brought John Paul.

(group laughing)

- I don't know this guy.

- Come on, you know me.

He always does this. Don't be silly.

Such a classic John Paul thing to do.

- Look Edwin, Fam.
I don't know this guy.

Looks like a Neeky fucking Pagan, fam.

- John Paul, I'm not a Neek Pagan, fam.

I'm an alpha chad. Take that back!

- Who the fuck are you?
Who do you know here?

- John Paul.

Like, I swear to God,
John Paul invited me here.

- You're a fucking liar, fam.

I’ve never seen you in my whole life.

- You think you can come into our party

and take our women?

- Our women? That's not very PC.

Come on, John Paul, come on, I’m with um, mm ...

- Do you not even remember my name?

- Right, bro, you need to go.

- Oh please don't make me go out there!

There's muggers and
drug dealers out there.

They're gonna attack me. Please.

- You're about to get attacked in here, fam.

- John Paul, this joke's
gone on far too long.

Just tell them you know me, for Gods sake!

- Come on, shake me hand, bruv.

- Deal.

So what is the fucking job, Ryda?

- It's a fucking hand job.

(Trevor screaming)

(Ryda laughing)

(Trevor screaming)

- You're about to get smacked.

- Oh please, John Paul, I'm begging you.

Please don't do this to me.

- Right, you're out of here.

- Oh please, you're killing
me if you send me out there.

Please, no.

- Get the fuck out of my house.

I thought you were cool.

- I am cool. It's John
Paul that's not cool.

- Shut the fuck up.

Get him.

(dramatic music)

(Franky whimpering)

- We’ve been looking for you everywhere.

- Oh please don't kill me.

I'll suck your dick.

I'll suck your dick.

- I don't want you to suck my dick.

We’re Just really sorry about what
happened earlier, you know.

- Yes, we overreacted,

but we thought you were
gonna rob us, Franky.

- Please accept our apology.

- So, you don't want to kill me?

- We're really sorry,
Franky. You poor thing.

- Last time I saw you guys,

you were all trying to kill me.

- We were just really ketamized.

So it may have looked like
we were trying to kill you,

but it was all just a big
misunderstanding (Laughs).

- But luckily for us,

ketamine wears off in about
15 to 20 minutes (laughs).

- What are you even doing here?

- John Paul is one of my best customers.

I fucking love that guy.

- Kevin told me how you
got cuckolded earlier.

I couldn't stop fucking laughing.

- You could have robbed us
blind, Franky, but you didn't.

That means a lot.

- We've even got your phone
and wallet in the car, like.

We’ve been looking for you all fucking night.

- Oh thank God, that's a relief.

- Come on hang out with us, man.

Got a big night ahead of us.

Got some exciting places to go.

- Sure, why the hell not? YOLO.

(soft music)

- Oh, by the way, I'd
love to get cuckolded.

But I'd only admit it to a fellow cuck.

(soft suspenseful music)

(soft suspenseful music continues)

(soft suspenseful music continues)

- Woo woo!

I wish I could stand up
for myself like you guys.

- Franky, you can, it's
easy. You just gotta let go.

- Let me teach you something I learned

in prison, Franky, yeah.

- What? What were you in prison for?

- Grievous bodily harm.

(suspenseful music)

- Tony saved my life.

I was getting beaten to death by a bouncer

who caught me dealing in his club.

It was really bad.

- I knocked the bouncer out, mate.

Unlucky for me, though,
they caught it all on CCTV.

(Tony clicking tongue)

It was a fucking perfect KO, Franky.

You shoulda seen it, mate.

You shoulda fucking seen it (chuckles).

Knocked him out with one punch.

Out, sparko on the floor (chuckles).

Thing is, though, I don't
remember half of it.

Till they showed me the
footage of it in the morning.

- Oh, Jesus. How long were you in for?

- Two long fucking years.

(chuckles) Anyway, what I'm
trying to say is, Franky,

you need to dominate every fucking room

you walk into, right.

You need to act confident even when

you're fucking shitting your pants.

And you can't take shit off anybody, mate.

- Confidence is everything
in this world, Franky.

- And if someone does
give you shit, Franky,

you need to bite their
fucking head off, mate.

- Damn!

- You could live your life
one of two ways, Franky, yeah.

You could be the predator,
or you could be the prey.

You know which one I am, Franky?

- A predator, probably.

- I'm a fucking shark, mate.

I'm the king of the fucking sea.

I come outta the fucking darkness

and I rip your fucking head off.

- Scary (laughs).

- You see, Franky, you know that sharks

can sniff out blood from
fucking miles away, right.

Well I can sniff out cocaine
from fucking anywhere, yeah.

I can smell it on people.

Like fear.

- Oh, dark.

- Don't worry, Franky.

We can't all be sharks in this world.

Otherwise, there'd be no food.

- Oh, I'm the prey, aren't I?

- (laughs) Yes, yes, you are.

- But you know what, Franky?

You can't be hard all the time either.

You gotta be soft sometimes as well.

Otherwise, you'll fucking
shatter into a million pieces.

- That's why I love this guy.

I'll do anything for you, brother.

- You know, like, I'm
really sorry about earlier.

I have trust and anger issues, yeah,

and I'm working on those issues, yeah.

But,

it's hard.

It's hard for me to let
new people in, you know,

but you do seem like a cool guy, so

I'm gonna make a real effort with ya.

- Wow, that's really poetic,

and really sweet of you to say, old chap.

- Right, I've got one more
delivery to do tonight.

- Oo, oo, oo oo, I can help
you deliver if you want.

- Oh, come on, Tony, let Franky do it,

just for tonight, please.

- Come on, Tony, let him
do one delivery, bro.

- Okay, but you gotta do
everything I fucking say.

And if you lose it, you fucking owe me.

(engine racing)

- Yes, oh my God, hi, yes.
Come in, come in, come in!

- Yeah.

- Girls, the stripper's here!

(group cheering)

- Wait, what? I'm not
the, I'm not the stripper.

I'm the drug dealer.

- Yeah. What?

No.

You don't look like my drug dealer.

- Well he's downstairs.
I just came up for him.

I've got the drugs.

There you go!

- Oh, well all right then (laughs).

- [Franky] Oh no, money first.

- Yep, fine.

- Woo, that was easy.

- Cool.
- Thanks.

- But I've been waiting for two hours

for the stripper to come.

Why don't you just take it off?

- [Group] Take it off, take it off,

take it off, take it off,

take it off, take it off,

- Shall I? YOLO.

take it off, take it off,

- (laughs) I'll strip for you guys (laughs).

Yeah!

- Yes. Come on, take it off.

- Okay, you have to sit here.

And I need a song. I need a song.

(upbeat dance music)

♪ Big booty ♪

(upbeat dance music)

♪ Big booty, big booty ♪

(upbeat dance music)

♪ Big booty, big booty ♪

♪ Big booty, big booty ♪

♪ Big booty, big booty ♪

♪ Big booty, big booty ♪

♪ Big booty, big booty ♪

♪ Big booty, big booty ♪

♪ Big booty, big booty ♪

♪ Big booty, big booty ♪

♪ Ladies ♪

(upbeat dance music)

♪ Ladies ♪

(upbeat dance music)

♪ Big booty ♪

♪ Big big big big big big ♪

♪ Big big big big big big booty ♪

♪ Big booty ♪

♪ Big big big big big big ♪

♪ Big big big big big big ♪

♪ Big booty, big booty ♪

(Franky laughing)

(music stops)

- You have to go.

Get out!

Get out!

Get your things and go.

Did I make myself clear?

- [Franky] Yeah, I'm--

- Get out.
- I'm sorry.

- Get out.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

(door opening)

- Please don't arrest me,
please don't arrest me.

- No, chill, chill. I'm a stripper.

- Oh, yeah, I've just been
keeping them warm for you.

- Awesome, bro.

You're all under arrest

for being too sexy.

(group cheering)

(upbeat dance music)

♪ Big booty, big booty ♪

(Franky laughing)

- [Franky] Oh, that was so much fun.

- Bro, I can't believe
I just missed you give

a strip show to a fucking Hen Do.

That sounds fucking dope.

Maybe you could give me a
strip show sometime (laughs).

(upbeat electronic music)

- I hate this guy.

Gives me the fucking creeps.

(window whirring)

- 60 quid for a blow...

Tony, my guy.

What are you doing here, man?

- I'm here to collect
my fucking money, mate.

- Hey, man, I'm on hard times.

- Don't fucking lie to me, mate!

You're a pimp. You got money coming in.

- Look, man, things aren't
going too good for me right now.

The Bermondsey Boys came
and took my whole stable.

I went from being a pimp to a prostitute

in the space of a day.

It's like "Trading Places."

- (laughs) So you're
sucking cocks for cash?

- Not just cocks. I fuck women too.

Old women, usually.

But if I have to fuck and
suck my way back to the top,

then that's what I'm gonna have to do.

I don't give a fuck, bro.

I'm comfortable with my sexuality.

- Look, I don't give two fucks

how you make your money, mate.

I just need you to give
me some fucking money

right fucking now.

- Hey, who do I have to pay to get

my dick sucked round here?

- Me.

- Nice one, brother.

Fucking buzzing off my tits.

- Make sure you give
him his money's worth.

- Bro, I always do. Best
service in town, baby.

Blowjob lips (blows kisses).

Come on, man.

- [Tony] I'm gonna be back for the rest.

(upbeat electronic music)

- [Franky] Guys, do you mind if we make

a quick stop at mine?
I just need to pick up some clothes.

(door creaking)

(shooting on video game)

(explosions on video games)

(Franky clearing throat)

- Oh, hey, Franky.

- Hello, Teddy.

So it's not enough now that
you've stolen my girlfriend,

but now you're playing
on my console as well!

I fucking wish I was playing
video games right now!

- I mean, you can play if you want, man.

There's two controllers.

- No, just, play on your own.

- Okay.

- Get off, you're hurting me.

- What the hell is he still doing here?

- We're just hanging out. Chill!

- Why is he still on my console?

Like, I told you, he has
to make a new profile.

- I don't even know what that means!

That's how I got him to stay
over. He loves video games!

- You're a sociopath or a psychopath.

Like, you do know that, right?

- Am I?

- Yes, you clearly have no feelings.

- I have feelings, too many probably.

I have feelings for Teddy.

- You're supposed to love me, not Teddy.

- What are you even doing here?

- I'm just, just getting some things.

I'm like, I'm moving out.

- You're moving out already?

- Yes, I'm moving out. I'm
just getting some stuff.

And I'm gonna stay at a friend's tonight.

- What friend?

Are you moving on from me already?

- What are you talking about?

Like, you chose him over me.

And you've spent this whole time with him.

- I don't see the problem with that.

- Yeah, because you're a sociopath.

Oh, like, it's over.

- It's probably for the best.

- Oh, God.

I love you so much.

Like, how could you do me like this?

- I don't know. I guess I just got bored.

It was the same thing every night.

Every week, the same thing,
over and over and over and over.

- Okay, I get it. I get it,
like, please, just stop.

- Where are you going?

- This is my console,
so I'm gonna take it.

- No, you can't take the console.

- Yes, I can.

- But I play House Builder
on it. Please leave it.

- Please don't take it, man.

I'm halfway through the game.

- Fine! Keep it!

Like do you want anything else from me?

- Do you have any drugs?

(Franky laughing)

- Yeah, I do.

You know what? This
isn't worth it, keep it.

- Thank you, Franky.

- What else am I supposed to say, hm?

What can I do to convince you

that I'm better looking than him?

Because, clearly, you're blind!

So, I don't understand.

I feel like I'm going crazy.

Because (groans), there's
me and then there's him.

Like, look at his face, look.

(groans) Why would you
do that? I'm the best.

I'm the best.

Come on, I'm clearly
better looking than him

and my kill-to-death
ratio is so much better.

Like, come on, look at
my face and look at his.

Like, look at the muscles I have,

and he doesn't even work out.

Like, yeah, I complimented
his arms earlier,

but I didn't mean it.

Like, come on.

- You really are an
awful person, aren't you?

Please just leave us alone.

(soft mysterious music)

(screaming in video game)

(explosions in video game)

(soft music)

- Franky, Franky.

I know this is weird.

Trust me, but these things happen, man.

And you know, you just
gotta roll with it, all right?

You'll be all right, mate.

It'll hurt. It'll hurt
for weeks, months, years.

But then you'll come back, harder

and stronger.

- Will I?

- Aye.

You will.

Have you got any gear,
though, mate. I'm flagging.

- Seriously?

Like ...

Yeah, sure, whatever.

- Can I have one please?

- No!

- Is this ket?

- [Franky] It's coke.

- [Teddy] Fucking legend, mate.
One for the road, man.

- [Franky] Come on, man.
You’re kidding me. You serious?

- Dude.
- Cheers, my man.

- Love ya.

Good night.

(upbeat music)

(suspenseful music)

(suspenseful music continues)

- Can't believe you just gave the guy

who stole your girlfriend a hug.

You should be giving him a head-butt.

(soft suspenseful music)

(soft suspenseful music continues)

- Come on, come on.

(suspenseful music)

- Hey.

- Hi.

- This is Franky. He's a new friend.

- Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.

Oh, such a handsome boy.

- Tony, you didn't tell me you had

such a beautiful girlfriend!

- Wallop (laughs).

Oh. Wallop.

- (snorts) Woo.

Wallop.

- Franky, do a line and say wallop.

- I'm not gonna say that.

- Do it.

- Really?

- Come on, Franky, for me.

I believe in you. Come on, Franky.

Yes.

- Franky, just, just do a line please.

And just, just say wallop.

- Fuck it. YOLO!

YOLO.

(soft upbeat music)

Wallop!

(Franky laughing)

(Kevin laughing)

(upbeat music)

(group laughing)

- Whoa, babe, what do
you think you're doing?

You gotta go to sleep later.

- No, I don't.

I don't.

- Oh, have it your way, but

don't complain to me later
when you can't sleep.

(girlfriend sniffing)

- Oh.

Wallop!

- I’m go and make us all a cup of tea.

- Legend. Love a cup of tea.

(soft upbeat music)

- Shroom fucking tea.

- Yes please. Thank you.

- Yes please.

- I love shroom tea.

(soft upbeat music)

(Kevin smacking lips)

- Yeah, go on then.

(soft upbeat music)

Mm.

- You make a lovely shroom tea.

- You're in good hands, Franky.

Very, very good hands.

♪ I love shroom tea ♪

♪ Shroom tea is the
best tea in the world ♪

♪ The best tea in the whole wide world ♪

(both laughing)

(gong banging)

(mysterious music)

(mysterious music continues)

(Sandra laughing)

(Franky laughing maniacally)

(upbeat pulsing music)

(upbeat pulsing music continues)

(upbeat pulsing music continues)

(upbeat pulsing music continues)

(upbeat pulsing music continues)

(upbeat pulsing music continues)

(upbeat pulsing music continues)

(upbeat pulsing music continues)

(upbeat pulsing music continues)

(Franky groaning)

- Lauren. Oh, I love you.

I love you, Lauren.

Fuck, you're not Lauren!

- Last night was amazing.

- What the fuck did we do?

- We had the most

magical time

together.

- Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck fuck fuck!

Oh, where’s Tony? He's gonna kill me!

- He was here.

He's gone out to do an errand.

Don't you remember?

- Fuck you, Tony!

Fuck you! Fuck you!

Fuck you!

- Fuck you? Fuck me!

Fuck me, Tony.

- Fuck you.

Fucking prick!

(upbeat music)

- This is amazing.

I've never had such a
good time in my life.

- What the fuck happened last night?

- It's fine, honestly.

We had a beautiful experience together.

All three of us.

- We did? Why can't I remember anything?

- It's okay. Me and Tony
are in an open relationship.

It's fine.

- Are you sure? Are you sure it's fine?

- Yeah, it's fine.

Trust me.

- Oh my God, thank God.

(phone pinging)

(Franky groaning)

- Hey, baby.

- Don't call me baby.

- Okay, fine, I won't. I'm sorry.

(Lauren sniffing)

Look, I think I've been a fool, Franky.

Teddy has just pumped and dumped me,

and he’s left while I was having the shower

with no explanation whatsoever.

And, I just feel like
a fucking idiot, okay.

And, do you know what's crazy?

We had the most insane, animalistic,

passionate sex I've ever had.

And then, he just pisses off.

And I'm so fucking confused
right now (sniffs).

- I really don't give two shits about you

or your idiotic, flabby
lover boy Teddy, okay.

He's literally fucked my perfect life.

- I want you back, Franky. Please.

Please, I need to see you.

- You know what, babe?

In the last 24 hours,
I've nearly been killed,

mugged and cuckolded twice.

I'm on the verge of a
goddam mental breakdown.

So you better not be fucking with me.

Otherwise, fuck you, okay.

And I swear to God I'm
gonna do something crazy!

- Babe, how many cocks did you hold?

Never mind.

You know what, baby? I ...

I just really,

really, really need to see you,

and I really wanna make things up to you.

And,

I think that you should
send me your location

so I can come and see you,

because I don't wanna be alone right now

and I want some company and

I just really miss you.

So, can you send me your location?

- Okay, fine.

Here's my location.

(mysterious music)

(Ryda sniffing and laughing)

(mysterious music)

(group chattering)

- Stop.

(mysterious music)

Stop.

(mysterious music continues)

(Kevin snorting)

- Hey, everyone!

- Oh hey, Franky!

- I didn't know you were
just handing out threesomes.

I was here first.

- Fuck, man, I'm sorry.

- I'm just fucking with you, man (laughs)!

Oi, this is Franky.
He's a really cool guy.

- I've heard a lot about you (laughs).

(Tony laughing)

(group laughing)

- Fucking cunt (laughs).

- These are my business partners.

- Hey, everyone.

- Oi, so you had a
good time then last night (laughs).

(Franky laughing)

- I can't really remember much (laughs).

- Faster!

I'm the lord of the land,
Tony. I'm lord of the cucks.

Yeah, and you know what you
are? You're a peasant.

You're a peasant in the little
village that I own and ...

(Franky groaning)

What are you? Tell me, you cuck.

- I’m a cuck.

- You're a cuck.

- I'm a cuck.
- You're a cuck.

- I'm a fucking cuck.

- I'm lord of the cucks.

(Franky groaning).

You peasant!

I'm the king of the village.

I'm the king of village, and
I'm mashing your mistress.

(Franky laughing and groaning)

(Franky groaning)

(Franky groaning)

(upbeat music)

(Franky groaning)

(Franky groaning)

- Thank you so fucking much, Franky.

I fucking love you, mate.
Come on, fucking thanks.

- Oh yeah, we had a really good time.

You're looking at lord of
the cucks here (laughs).

- Stop talking about business.

Come on, I wanna get on it.

Come on. Come on.

Let's get on it, man. I'm fucking bored.

(soft music)

(soft music continues)

(soft music continues)

(tongue clicking)

- Get off me, stop.

- Listen, you know you're
like a brother to me.

I want you to come and work for me.

Your brother, he's too soft.

Look at him. Look at his mustache.

Where the fuck's he think
he's from, the 1930s?

I can tell you're the real one round here.

You do all the legwork, don't
get enough appreciation.

Come work for me.

I got something for you.

- Oh yeah (laughs).

- Have a go on that one.

- Now you're fucking talking, bruv.
Here we go.

- P special.

- Yeah.

Easy, though.

(Tony snorting)

(upbeat music)

- Ketamine, yeah? Fucking ket.

- (laughs) Yeah, that's ketamine (laughs).

Enjoy.

- Fuck.

Not again (laughs).

(Ryda laughs).

- Pussy, bruv. Fucking pussy, bruv.

I told you, bruv.

What kinda man wears a
mustache, a fucking mustache?

Shave that shit off.

- What the fuck's wrong with my mustache?

I think it looks good.

- Get your fucking dick out.

Go on, get your fucking dick out.

Get your dick out.

♪ Get your dick out ♪

♪ Get your dick out ♪

♪ Get your dick out for the lads ♪

♪ Get your dick out ♪

♪ Get your dick out ♪

♪ Get your dick out for the lads ♪

- Yeah, you wanna see my dick?

I'll show you my fucking
dick. How about that?

Yeah, you'll fucking love it.

(group laughing)

- Little dick..

(laughing continues)

(upbeat music)

It's not fucking small! It's
not fucking small at all!

- Oh, mate, that's tiny,
bruv. Put that away.

- That's the tiniest little dick

I've ever seen in my life.

I could give you a better
time than your boyfriend.

Sexy little bitch.

(group laughing)

(Tony choking)

- Are you okay, Tony?

- Tony, you've gone way too low, man,

way too fucking low.

Let's perk you back up.

(Tony sniffing)

(Tony sniffing)

(Tony laughing)

- Ooh, I've got something to show you.

Franky, you're gonna fucking love this.

- What the fuck is that?

- That, my friend, is Teddy.

- What the fuck is Teddy doing here?

- What?

I thought I'd teach him
a lesson for messing

with your fucking girl.

- You idiot! What the
fuck were you thinking?

- Don't call me a fucking idiot.

I was just trying to help you out.

- How does this help me out?

The fuck, let's get him out of here.

- I thought you wanted your girl back.

- Not like this. When
did you even do this?

- This morning, when you
were sleeping with my wife.

- You're a fucking psychopath, Tony!

Oh, Teddy, I'm so sorry.
This has been a huge mixup.

Let's get you out of here!

Why isn't he responding?

- I don't know. Must be asleep.

Oi, get up, you ugly prick.

- Teddy, Teddy, wake up. Wake up, Teddy.

Wake up, oh!

Oh my God, he's dead.
He's dead, he's dead.

Oh, Teddy.

There's no pulse. He's dead, oh.

He's dead, oh, Teddy.

What the fuck did you do to him?

(mysterious music)

(Franky groaning)

(mysterious music)

(upbeat mysterious music)

(engine racing)

(upbeat mysterious music)

(Teddy exhaling)

(upbeat mysterious music)

(Teddy exhaling)

(upbeat mysterious music)

(keys jingling)

(Teddy slurping)

- (sniffs) Ha! Fuck!

- I like your sunglasses.

(punches smacking)

(Teddy moaning)

(trunk slamming)

(water running)

- Musta been internal
bleeding or a heart attack.

What are the chances of that,
hey? Completely accidental.

What a shame.

(mysterious music)

- Oh, I promise you, God.

Please, if you get me
out of this situation

I'll never do drugs again.

- Don't pray to God, Franky.

We're the ones who are gonna get

you outta the situation, okay?

We're gonna cut the body up.

- Cut the body up?

Are you listening to yourself right now?

- Yes, we're gonna cut
him up into little bits

and we're gonna spread
him all over the city.

One bit here, one bit
there, one bit everywhere.

And no one's ever gonna
find him, ever, okay.

So just chill the fuck out, Franky.

We're gonna sort this
out, and we're gonna be

best friends for the rest
of our lives (laughs).

- I've got a good chainsaw (chuckles).

- Is this a dream? Am I still in a K hole?

- I swear to fucking God,
Franky, if you don't stop

being such a fucking pathetic
little piece of shit,

I'm gonna fuck you up.

I'm gonna smack you in the fucking face

right fucking now, you
fucking piece of shit!

- Okay, I'm chill, I'm chill, okay.

Keep it together, Franky.
Oh, keep it together.

I'm chill.

- How shall we cut him up then?

- Cut his fucking head off,
Tony. It's fucking disgusting.

- Yeah, good idea.

(pulsing music)

(Tony grunting)

(chainsaw buzzing)

(Tony screaming)

(chainsaw buzzing)

(balloon deflating)

- Oh, hey, guys, what's going on?

(soft music)

- Is that a body?

- Oh, hey guys (laughs).
We're just messing around.

It's nothing serious (chuckles).

Just go. Go check on your experiments.

Go do some more experiments.

Go do some DMT, you'll be fine.

Go tie them up and take care of them.

- Uh.

(liquid splashing)

- You boys up for some
balloons then, yeah?

Yeah.

(soft suspenseful music)

(air hissing)

(soft suspenseful music)

(air hissing)

Here you go.

There you go, Piggy.

(air hissing)

(air hissing)

Take care of them?

Oh, take care of them (laughs).

(laughing)

(both laughing)

(Tony screaming)

(chainsaw buzzing)

(Tony screaming)

- What the fuck did you do?

- [Tony] You said take care of them.

I've just took care of them.

- [Kevin] I said take care of them, Tony.

You know, get them some tea or DMT.

Not kill them, you fucking idiot!

You're always getting
me into fucking shit!

- Oh well, never mind.

(mysterious music)

- Oh please, Kevin, let me go home!

I won't say anything, I promise!

(canister cracking)

(mysterious music)

- Oh look who it is.
Monsieur Little Willie.

(men laughing)

- (laughs) Good one. Here you go, boys.

These lines are on me,

just because you guys are
such bloody legends (laughs).

- Here, mate, just one of them lines

would be bigger than your fucking dick, mate.

You know what I mean?

(group laughing)

- Little willie.

(mysterious music)

- (sniffs) Wallop.

- Oh, wallop.

- Wallop!
- Wallop (laughs).

(men laughing)

(mysterious music)

(upbeat music)

(Mercedes faking kiss)

(Kevin laughing)

- It was ketamine, you fucking idiots.

(chains rattling)

(Kevin blowing)

- You kinky little bitch.

- Any last words,
you sexist little pig?

- Suck my fucking dick, bitch.

(Mercedes laughing)

(mysterious music)

(chainsaw buzzing)

(dramatic music)

- A lot of people make fun of me

for my mustache and tiny penis.

But you know what?

It's a grower, not a shower!

Who's soft now, you toxic fucking bastard?

(hammer slamming)

(upbeat pulsing music)

- You're canceled now, bitch.

(screaming)

(mysterious music)

- I love you, Dad.

I love you.

(mysterious music)

(chainsaw buzzing)

(chainsaw buzzing)

- Please, please don't kill me!

Please. Please don't kill me!

(Tony screaming)

(Tony screaming)

(man laughing)

- Stop laughing at me.

(weapon thudding)

(soft suspenseful music)

- Oh, oh my God!

Why am I naked? What am I doing here?

Please, please don't kill me.

- I'm so sorry, Franky.

I fucked up. I fucked up big time.

I don't know how I'm gonna
fix this one, Franky.

I'm in over my head.

(mysterious music)

(pounding on door)

(mysterious music)

(limb thudding)

- Hello.

Can I help you?

- Hi. Sorry, this is kind of awkward.

But is Franky here?

Because I really need to speak to him.

- Franky?

I don't know anyone of that name here.

- Well, I can see his
clothes on the floor,

and I've got his live location,

and it says he's in this fucking house.

- Oh, that Franky (laughs).

- Yeah, Franky, my boyfriend.

I can't believe he's moved
on to another girl already.

That is so disrespectful.

And what is this fucking place?

Is this some sort of brothel or something?

Franky! Where the fuck are you?

- I'm really sorry, but, Franky,

he doesn't wanna talk to you right now.

He's really upset with you.

- Get the fuck outta my way.

(door slamming)

Where the fuck are you,
fucking man slut.

(Lauren breathing hard)

(Lauren screaming)

- Lauren just walked in,
and she's going nuts.

- Lauren, Lauren, help me!

- I'm gonna fucking kill
that bitch (screams).

- Not bitch!

- Run, Lauren, run!

- No!

(chainsaw buzzing)

(Lauren shrieking)

(Lauren screaming)

(suspenseful music)

No! No!

(suspenseful music)

(suspenseful music continues)

(Franky laughing)

(Franky panicking)

(Franky laughing maniacally)

(chainsaws buzzing)

- Oh my God!

(Franky screaming)

(chainsaw buzzing)

(Franky shouting)

(Franky groaning)

(Franky panicking)

(Kevin sniffing)

- Ah.

Oh.

Wallop (laughs).

(Kevin laughing)

(Franky laughing)

- Oh, hey, Kevin (laughs)!

- Oh, hey, Franky.

Have a seat.

- Yeah.

Sounds lovely (laughs).

(soft suspenseful music)

(Franky breathing hard)

- Franky, you're covered in blood.

Whose blood is that?

(soft music)

It's not ...

It's not Mercedes' blood, is it?

Because that would be not very cool.

That would be not very cool at all.

Please tell me it's not hers.

(dramatic music)

- I'm so sorry, Kevin.

She ran into me.

I swear it was an accident.

(dramatic music)

(Kevin crying)

- You were right, Franky.

We shoulda turned ourselves in.

I thought I could make
it better, but I can't.

(dramatic music)

It's okay. We still can.

(dramatic music)

Tony will listen to me.

He'll take the blame.

He's done time before. He'll be fine.

I just don't wanna go to jail.

- Where's Lauren (cries)?

You better not have touched her.

- This is all really bad vibes, Franky.

I'm really not a negative person.

I really, I wish you'd
met me on a better day.

I feel like I'm not getting
a fair chance at all.

We coulda been best
fucking friends, Franky.

And we still can.

Tony's gonna take all the blame.

I promise you. Everything's
gonna be all right.

- Fuck you, Kevin.

I'm the king of the castle
here, and you're a drug dealer

and now my life is ruined!

You're a worm. You fucking ruined my life!

You've actually ruined it.

My life was great before I met you.

And you came here, and you broke it.

Because you're a loser. I'm
amazing, and you're a loser!

- That really hurts deep inside,

because I fucking believe in you, bro.

And I know what you're saying
right now is not you, okay.

Because me and you, we're
best fucking friends.

And you would not say that
to your best fucking friend,

because that is fucking horrible.

That's not nice at all. Not nice at all!

I know who you are.

You're lovely. You're
a lovely fucking guy.

You would never say that to me.

Because we're best friends.

- Ha ha, I don't wanna
hear your sad little story,

because you're a sad little
drug dealer that nobody likes.

You're a little dick. I'm
a big dick, and fuck you.

- That's really fucking harsh, bro.

We coulda been best fucking friends.

Admit it. Admit it!

- I perhaps thought we
coulda been best friends,

but realistically I
would have ghosted you.

- Franky, you're a cool fucking guy.

We had such a fucking fun night together.

I've never made friends like that.

It was going so well.

You're so fucking nice and cool.

Not like the scumbags I hang out with.

They're all so fucking toxic.

- Well, that's quite nice of you to say.

To be honest, you're quite nice too.

And if all this didn't happen, you know,

we coulda been best friends.

- Everything's gonna be all right.

We're gonna call the police.

We're gonna explain everything.

Me and Tony are gonna go to jail.

You're gonna come visit us
every fucking week, all right.

And we're gonna have the best fucking time

because we're best fucking friends.

And then, one day, I'm gonna
get released from prison.

We're gonna start partying again.

It's gonna be fucking awesome.

I fucking love you, Franky.

(Tony groaning)

(soft suspenseful music)

(Tony grunting)

(metal clanking)

(Tony snorting)

(Tony groaning)

(chainsaw buzzing)

(Lauren screaming)

- Let's do some motherfucking lines!

(device whirring)

- Yeah, let’s do some fucking lines!

YOLO!

(device whirring)

You're making them wrong.

Make them into straight lines.

- I'm trying to make the
fucking lines, Franky.

Just chill, bro.

(device whirring)

- Kevin, stop being such a
fucking peasant.

Make the lines, make them straight.

You're doing them wrong.

- All right. I'm making
the fucking lines.

- Come on, just make
the fucking lines.

Kevin, just make the fucking lines.

(face smashing)

(fist smacking)

(Kevin whimpering)

(hand slapping)

(hand whooshing)

(blows thudding)

(both groaning)

(teeth Crunching)

(Franky screaming)

(fist thudding)

(Kevin growls)

(fists striking)

- Stop it. Don't hurt his face!
- Get off me!

(fists striking)

(chainsaw buzzing)

(Sandra screams)

(Kevin laughing)

(Kevin screaming)

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music continues)

(dramatic music continues)

- YOLO.

(Kevin gurgling)

- Franky?

Is that you?

(Franky laughing maniacally)

(Franky laughing maniacally)

(Franky laughing and crying)

(Franky laughing and crying)

(Franky screaming)

(Franky crying)

(dramatic music)

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