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[owl hooting]

[owl continues hooting]

-[button clicks] -[owl hooting]

[Penelope] Huh.

[mumbles] Two-person dome tent.

This is…

This is one.

-[tent frame clicking] -How many?

Christ…

Is that one supposed to go in here?

Maybe I'll…

And it's supposed to bend.

How and where?

-[twig snapping] -[unsettling music playing]

[Penelope gasps softly]

[twig snapping]

[sighs]

[music fades]

-[bird whistles in distance] -[yawns]

Ugh.

[sighs]

Okay. I went on vacation, and I brought a apple,

banana, and a… [exhales sharply, yawns]

…compass.

[snorts] That would have been helpful.

[exhales deeply, sighs]

I went on vacation and I brought a apple, a banana,

a compass, a donut, and a--

-[twig snapping] -[gasps]

-[tense music playing] -[heartbeat echoing]

Hello?

[shrilling tense music playing]

[button clicks]

[owl hooting]

[music fades]

[Penelope] Hi.

Yep. I'm talking to a tree. I'm talking to a tree. [sighs]

[clicks tongue] Um…

would it be okay if I asked for a little bit of protection tonight?

I would hate to get, like,

eaten on my first night out here. [chuckles lightly]

Kinda feel like you and your friends called me out here.

I know that sounds silly, but… [chuckles, sighs]

[sighs]

I just want you to know that I'm gonna work really hard.

That, I'm new here, so…

-[chuckles lightly, sighs] -[bird whistles in distance]

I guess what I'm saying is if you could just help tonight…

and then I can try to take it from there.

[wind whooshing]

[ethereal music playing]

[birds chirping]

[music concludes]

[birds singing, whistling]

I made it.

I made it. Oh, my gosh.

[ethereal music playing]

[music continues]

Thank you, friend.

Water? Water is good.

So, I need to go west?

Northwest.

So, sun rises in the east, which means I need to go…

that way.

All right.

[birds singing, chirping]

[whispers] I got this.

[leaves rustling]

[serene choral music playing]

[music continues]

[music intensifies]

[wrapper crinkling]

[music fades]

"Seven Principles of Leave No Trace." [exhales deeply] Uh.

"Respect wildlife."

[wrapper crinkling]

That was a waste.

[grunts]

Where's my water bottle? Where's my water bottle?

Shit. [exhales deeply]

Starting now.

Leave no trace. [exhales deeply]

[ethereal music playing]

[leaves crackling]

[birds chirping]

[woman] Hello?

Are you camping?

[indistinct chatter]

[indistinct chatter]

Thanks.

[indistinct chatter]

[indistinct chatter]

[speaking indistinctly]

No… [speaking indistinctly]

[speaking indistinctly]

Thank you, guys.

[ethereal music continues]

[sighs]

[ethereal music continues]

[birds trilling, chirping]

[Penelope grunts, pants]

[huffs, pants]

-[birds chirping, trilling] -[Penelope panting]

[leaves rustling]

[eerie ethereal music playing]

[twig cracking]

[panting]

[panting]

-[water rippling] -[frog croaking]

[pants, breathes heavily]

-[birds cawing in distance] -[frog croaking]

-[Penelope sighs] -[frog croaking]

[Penelope sighs]

[frog croaking]

[gasps, sighs]

Hmm.

[shrubs rustling]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[exhales deeply]

[ethereal music playing]

[sighs softly]

[frog croaking]

[mumbles]

Okay, boiling.

[clicks tongue]

Okay.

[groans] Ow.

[exhales sharply]

[exhales sharply]

[pants]

[huffs, pants]

[exhales sharply]

Nope.

[bird cawing]

[Penelope] Ow!

[blows]

[sighs]

[blows]

[sighs]

[exhales sharply]

[breathes deeply] Okay.

[blows]

[blows air sharply]

[blows, inhales deeply]

[blows air, sighs]

[lighter button clicks]

[lighter button clicks]

[fire crackles lightly]

[fire crackles]

[blows]

[blows]

[fire crackles]

[rhythmic body percussion music playing]

[music continues]

[shrieks]

[humming]

I made a fire! [hums]

We made a fire. [sighs]

[music fades]

[insects buzzing]

[whispers] Okay. [sighs]

-[breathes sharply] -[fire crackling]

-[metal bucket thuds, clatters] -[water sizzling]

[sighs]

[tense choral music playing]

[Penelope sighs]

[exhales sharply]

It works. Okay.

[sighs, whispering] Okay.

Okay.

[groans softly]

[music intensifies]

[clicks tongue] Yeah, no. Uh…

[music continues]

[claps]

Okay.

Cool.

-[sighs] -[music fades]

[sighs]

Okay. [sighs]

All right.

There.

-[sighs] -[metal bucket rattles]

[Penelope sighs] Oh, jeez…

[fire crackling]

[Penelope sighs]

[exhales sharply]

-[crickets chirping] -[bird singing]

Okay.

[metal bucket clattering]

[sniffs]

-[bird squawking] -[crickets chirping]

[bottle cap unscrews]

-[chuckles softly] -[birds trilling]

[chuckles softly]

[up-tempo choral music playing]

Wait.

[music continues]

[gasps]

[giggles, gasps]

[gasps] Wait.

[shrieks, laughs]

[giggles, exclaims] I'm incredible! I am the queen of the world!

[sighs]

[sighs, giggles]

I did it! O-M-G, I did it.

[crickets chirping]

[Penelope] Stupid freaking instructions!

[sighs]

[imitates wolf howl]

[laughs]

-[sighs] -[tent unzipping]

[Penelope sighs]

[breathes heavily]

Thank you.

[dramatic choral music playing]

[music concludes]