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I always wonder where all these roads lead to.

Probably just like the nicest villas.

And then there's also a point.

Hello. Hey, honey, did you guys make it to the Seychelles?

We're actually pulling up to the house in just a minute.

How's your stepbrother?Um,

he's good. I think he really needed this vacation.

well, I wish I could be there with you guys, but I totally understand.

Family time.

Yeah, of course. Okay, I gotta go, babe.

Okay, bye, love you.

What's the update with it?

Nothing, hanging out, wishing he was here.

Well, we're almost there. Yay.

Here it is.

Look, it even has a pool.

This place is insane. I know.

That's so beautiful. Wow.

I'm going to go change in my swimsuit, OK?

OK I'm going to explore.

No.

Something wrong?

Do you know that there's only one bed here?

but I figured I could just sleep out here on this couch outside.

No way. Are you crazy?

The mosquitoes here are big as sparrows.

I'll sleep on the sofa. Well,

we could sleep like how we used to at your mom and my dad's house, head to toe.

OK, come on, let's go.

It's so pretty. It is. I think it's cold.

Is it? Is it cold? A little bit.

Check it out.

It is so not cool. You better get in now.

I'm coming in.

Are you gonna get naked?

I'm ready to go. Get ready.

Ready for vacation. Always.

It's not that cold once you're in.

It looks so refreshing. Yeah.

It's really cold, don't come in.

That is so nice. I know.

It's a good deal, huh Lift the vacation skin.

It's good to see you smiling.

Well, thank you so much for suggesting this.

This is exactly what I needed.

So... Are you going to think about dating soon?

Date? Come on, I just got divorced.

I don't know if I'm going to date.

Yeah, but you and Jennifer were practically divorced for years.

We just grew apart, I guess.

I hope you and I never grow apart.

It's impossible. We're family.

That was so much fun.

Oh, you want to keep dancing, huh

My feet are killing me.

Is this a sign? It is.

Zach doesn't like to dance.

Really?Yeah. So what?

Is this your moment to take advantage of me?

I had to take advantage of you while I have you.

Really?

Here we go.

Let's see if this place has a radio or something.

I'm not ready to go to bed yet.

No, I'm exhausted.

Please. Just one more song. Nope.

You're killing me.

Please. Just one more song.

Yeah.

How do we do this?

Good. You're doing it by before.

It's good.

Tell me what that thing did.

They're always weird.

You can give me tips as a sister.

You want a tip? Yeah. Ohh

How do we do this?

That's really bad.

I don't know. All right.

I just know when that time comes and I have to go.

I'll stick with this playing.

Obviously, I'll need a blessing. Yeah.

You know, it's kind of funny.

The waiter thought that you were my wife tonight.

Can you imagine?

Can you?

I'm gonna go use the bathroom. Yeah.

You need to get a hold of yourself, man.

I hope you don't mind. I've borrowed one of your T-shirts.

I forgot to pack all my pajamas.

Yeah, no problem. Of course.

Good night. Oh, uh, good night.

Tyler, did I say something to offend you?

No, I just, you know, think it's a little unusual us sleeping together.

We haven't done this since we were younger.

It's hot in here. Are you burning up?

It's really hot.

Jeez, Adriana.

I knew you were mad at me.

No, I just...

I'm sorry.

Can you just stay up with me for a little bit?

Yeah, of course.

What if you could go in a spaceship to a new world and be with anybody you wanted to be?

So you wouldn't be with Zach in this new world?

I fell in love with a boy once and I'm pretty sure you fell in love with me too, but we couldn't be together and...

Being with him in this new world and no one here to stop us.

Zach is my best friend.

He's a good man, Tyler.

But can't we just pretend like we used to when we were younger, back at your mom and my dad's house?

The waiter already thought we were married.

We're already pretending.

I want to kiss you so badly.

Please kiss me.

Please kiss me.

umm

I miss pretending with you.

I miss pretending with you.

When we used to share a room.

Have our bunk beds.

I would lay there and stare up at you.

And knowing you're sleeping above me.

Take your boxers off the floor.

Umm

We know you don't have to worry about Zach finding out.

We're only spending good family time together.

I wish I was thinking if you were thinking about me too.

Have you ever wanted to play house with me?

Remember when we used to play in the kitchen and we'd cook with each other...

-and pretend to bake and eat all those yummy fake desserts off of each other?

I knew it was just a reason for you to have to kiss me.

I pretend that Zach is you all the time.

Yeah, do that, do that.

oh

Please, please, please

Do it all over my bush. All over my bush.

Ohh

My God, this is so good.

Yeah.

Oh, God. You want to come again?

You want to come again?

You want to spoil me?

Oh, yes.

Oh,

please. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that's good. Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

yeah,

yeah

Do it.

Do it. Please,

please, please

You know what we did could hurt him,

Adriana.

Do you want for this to happen again?

Pick up the phone and Zach.

Do you want to make love to me again?

Yeah. Hello, darling.

Yeah. What time is it?

Yeah, we're having a great time.

That's really good. Aw, there's some tea.

Yeah, I'm sure you're just fine.

We should both look so sketchy.

It's going to look prettier if you let your head fall back and then oh yes, now yes.

I won't drop you. I promise. I hope not.

I have a concussion, so don't drop me on the floor.

You won't remember it.

Let's stay over away from that.

It's a California cake.

What is that? No, that's a cake.

What?

I'm a California king and this is not a scene in this book.

You have to be way more moody.

You look too happy, right?

Because I have to be like, Tyler, are you mad at me?

He smiled like something. Can Tyler? Yeah.

We'll start from this side.

You have to get a hold of yourself now. Cut it. Cut it.

I just have to be like, oh.

Jesus, Adriana.

I actually really turned it on.

Why would you do that?Jesus, Adriana.

Adriana.

Give it a beat before you do it. Okay.

Because you just jumped it. Okay.

Ready?Jesus, Adriana.

I'm so funny now. I can't see a normal

I have to hold my breath.

Go. Jesus, Adriana.

Adriana. Go. Jesus, Adriana.

I'm so so funny.

And go. Jesus, Adriana. Fuck you.

You're not gonna make me leave, are you?

And go.

Jesus, Adriana.

You're not going to kick me out, are you?

No. Ohh

We didn't from that way.

Am I going to say Adriana again?

Alright, let's do it.

Stay there.

Don't,don't make her do it again because I did it too much.

I knew you were mad at me.

I knew you were mad at me.

We look so chill.

I can't even be mad at you. Yeah

Maybe just sit up like cross-legged.

Okay,

hold on.

I know. Okay. Are you ready?

Okay. Go.

I'm not ready. Oh, you want me to make noise?

Yeah, like you're trying to think us on the same.

I forget what it was. So are you starting a

doggy again?No. No, I think we were like

this. I'm just gonna roll over and just,

yeah. The team is more human today, for

sure. I felt like I just got like the

best workout ever. Or at least like my

body. I know. I

don't know. I was planking

it. Oh, ohh I got it, I got it, okay.

It's so loud. I'd be like, what?

I'm a sloppy person.

My mom only didn't know how to

make out. We used to kiss like this.

Uh-huhYeah, I

got to try this. Oh, you did?You wanna

listen up?No, no, I'm fucking on the club

at the same time.