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Matt! We are science partners this week

Okay... I got to go. See you in class.

See you.

What are you doing? - What was that for? Connor Nelson, doctor. Come with me!

You need to be careful. It's like you're begging to get infected

What is going on here? What is this about?

Cooties! Exactly!

You are crazy. Cooties are not real!

Cooties or tiny bacteria that live with a girl's

I will broke out of laughs. - I don't see how I finish

Itching head and sweaty palms of this nervousness man -

everything you feel around back is because of cooties!

Oh, God!

So, do I have cooties?

The airborne pathogen isn't deadly just makes you feel a bit... woozy

But I can't promise the same thing about physical contact

Thank you, Steve.

Do you see Becca?

She's a deathtrap, Matt!

You need to protect yourself.

Protects myself.

I don't think the chemicals are that harmful.

You can't be too careful

I'm really glad we are partners again

The last time we did lab together was...

Three months five days

But who does count?

By the way!

I'm having a birthday party tomorrow. You should come!

Thanks!

Now take vinegar

So what are my options?

We could try... amputation!

Isn't there a cure?

What about the girls? If they have cooties they must have a cure.

Matt, we can't risk another exposure for her,

Otherwise...

But... she invited me to her party.

It's risk to your life, Matt

Hey, Matt! Are you coming today?

I'd like to... But... - What's wrong?

I'd really like to come but...

Whenever I'm around you my head gets fuzzy

my heart races...

Becca!

You're a death trap waiting to happen!

If you didn't want to be my friend anymore you just have to say so!

Becca! Wait!

Get a good read!

Matt! It's suicide! According to medical science she is...

A deathtrap? I don't care about science anymore!

The cooties infected your brain!

You need a quarantine!

No, Connor! I was a jerk.

I don't want to avoid Becca anymore. I like her!

This was about cooties the whole time?

The girls came up with cure years ago.

Circle...Circle...Dot...Dot!

Now you've got your cootie shot!

And I like you too, Matt!

Call the CDC! This is a medical breakthrough.

Do you guys want to come in? We're about to eat cake.