All language subtitles for Charmed.S08E02.1080p.BluRay.x265

What if a demon attacks
while I'm out?

They're not gonna attack, all right?
They think you're dead.

No, I don't mean here,
I mean anywhere, in general.

What do you mean?
Like anywhere around the city?

Yeah, what am I supposed to do,
just ignore it?

I should have gone taller.
I always wanted to be taller.

-Are you listening to me?
-Yes, just ignore it.

-Why'd you go blond?
-I don't know.

I didn't have a lot of time
to think about it.

Besides, I kind of like it.

Leo, the jingling is back.
Can you help me get rid of it?

Just ignore it.

That's his advice for the day.
Excuse me.

I can't ignore it, it's relentless. What
does that little witch want, anyway?

I don't know, maybe she doesn't
even know she's calling you.

Sometimes new charges don't.
Sometimes it's just subliminal.

How am I supposed to
get my life back, then?

-Your life? What about my life?
-What about it?

How am I supposed to marry a guy
I just met in an elevator?

Excuse me, but I was obsessing first.

-No, excuse me. No, actually I was.
-Enough.

I think marrying
a complete stranger wins.

I mean,
he doesn't know who I really am.

Yeah, but he's a really,
really cute stranger.

And you know what?
Guys, do you mind?

-At least he's not driving you crazy.
-Maybe you should try meditating.

Yeah, I just got my life back,
I don't wanna get hitched yet.

There's nothing wrong
with getting hitched.

Now, guys, really. Okay, back to my life.

Maybe I should go
to Magic School to get rid of it.

I mean, he is cute and all.

Then again, you know,
I could risk exposure.

I don't even know what he does.

Family meeting, now.

If she didn't wanna go to Magic School,
all she had to do was tell me.

-You're in trouble.
-What to do?

It's abandoned, no one's here.

Although they can still be invisible.

-This is Magic School, after all.
-No.

The magic here is all ours now.

Are you sure?

Positive.

Okay, people, we gotta get a grip here.
Otherwise, what are we doing?

We might as well just go back
to fighting demons again.

-Even if they think we're dead?
-It was a rhetorical question.

No, it wasn't.

-Paige...
-What?

I think the point is that we need
to take it slow, you know, be patient.

Yeah, well, tell that to my premonition.

And my stupid charge.

Don't even start.

-You know, you're gonna be late.
-Late for what?

My spa day.
I'm supposed to be having a facial

and a massage
and a seaweed wrappy thing.

-I'm so jealous.
-Well, it was Phoebe's idea.

We were watching
Sex and the City and...

Speaking of which,
did Carrie ever have to marry a man

that she did not know, huh?

Carrie?

Don't ask.
They're on Sex and the City again.

Yeah, no.
The answer is no, she did not.

Oh, why can't we live our lives
like they did?

Didn't one of them sleep around a lot?

No, she was a free spirit,

which, by the way,
can only happen when you're free.

God, is that really necessary?

Apparently. Look, okay,
nobody said this was gonna be easy.

We need to get
a little perspective here.

How bad can things be when we don't
have demons to worry about anymore?

Thank you. Look, you...

You need to focus on something else.

You gotta get that charge
off your mind.

Well, people, I am open to suggestions.

Do what Grams said, get out there.

Ignore the signs of your old life and look
for signs that lead you to your new life.

Try anything.
And you, you're all about signs.

So isn't that exactly
what a vision is, anyway?

-Yeah, but...
-Don't make me whistle.

Last year, you had a premonition
that you were gonna have a daughter,

which means then, this year,

you're gonna have to have a little sex
and get pregnant.

And since Dex, which
coincidentally rhymes with sex,

could be the father...

God.

Look, I suggest you get to know him
well and fast.

Because this may be the one sign
you can't ignore.

All right? Everybody good, people?

Great, see you later.

Maybe Piper's right.

I mean, if there's one thing
we've learned,

it's that we're being guided.

And signs always lead the way.

The question is,
where do you start looking for them?

Start with Dex, see if you even like him.

Isn't the fact
that we can take this place over

proof enough that
the Charmed Ones are really dead?

Unless they're in hiding.

They would not leave
Magic School unprotected,

or leave its powers for us to take.

Perhaps not.

But then again, that's the mystery
we're trying to solve.

Isn't it?

Speaking of which...

Any progress on that front?

We've lured three teenagers so far.

Turned them all.

And yet no sign of the witches.

They won't be able to ignore
the cries for long.

If the sisters are alive,
they will come to the rescue.

It's in their blood.

Unless your plan is too obscure
for them to notice.

Maybe you give them too much credit.

Demons have used mortal fairy tales
to trap them before.

It's in the textbooks.

How Cinderella nearly turned
the Charmed Ones into pumpkins.

Humans are raised
on these insidious tales.

They tap into universal themes,
common emotions, fears.

That's why we can
lure the victims so easily.

Don't worry. Sooner or later,
the Charmed Ones will follow

and when they do, we will have them.

What if they don't take the bait?

What if they live no more?

Well, then, we mess up a few kids.

And that's fun all
by itself, now, isn't it?

Time to find our next Alice.

Signs, of course, can be good or bad,
but they should never be ignored.

I'm telling you,
something really weird's going on.

I mean, come on, why aren't the cops
doing something about this?

It's totally whacked.

I don't know,
they probably think it's just drugs.

It's not drugs, no way.

This is something way more scary,
but they just don't care.

Well, nobody cares, we're teenagers.

No, that girl Alison just turned 20.

Well, who's Alison?

Alison, the sorority chick
that went missing,

then was later found walking around
like her hard drive had just been erased.

-Her "hard drive"?
-This isn't funny, Billie. This is serious.

Some creep's out there preying
on kids like us

and nobody's doing jack about it.

Don't you even care?

Actually, what I care about right now
is not being late for metaphysics,

which I'm failing.

Unbelievable.

Whatever.

All I gotta say is that somebody
better do something

before anyone else gets hurt.

Signs don't always mean
what we think they do.

They can, after all, be confusing.

Especially in today's world, where
we're constantly bombarded by them.

Still, it's up to us to interpret them
the best way we know how.

It's called survival.

You going up?

Yeah, but not right now.
It's okay, go ahead.

Unfortunately, waiting for
just the right sign to come along

can be frustrating, especially
when you're in a hurry to conceive.

Which is why sometimes,
you have to...

-Hi.
-Hi.

Help make the signs come to you.

It's Dex, right?

Yeah, that's right. And you're Julie?

You remembered.

How could I forget?

On the other hand,

some signs come to you
even when you wish they wouldn't.

Great, just great.

License and registration, please?

-What did I do?
-You rolled through a stop sign.

You from L.A.?

Yeah, yeah.

My cousins died,
so I just came up here to help out.

Wow, sorry.

Well, yeah, it's a little harder
than I thought it would be.

You know,
adjusting to a new city and all.

What'd you do before?

You could say I helped people.

Yeah?
Maybe you should become a cop.

All available units, Code 2.
Assist suspect search.

Nine-twenty in Potrero District. Over.

Unit 810, roger that.
ETA five minutes. Over.

-What's a 920?
-Missing person found.

Probably another one of those kids.

Looks like it's your lucky day.

-Can I ask you a question?
-Make it fast.

What do you like most
about your job?

Catching the bad guys.

I thought you said we were going
to a garden party or something.

We are, Alastair, we are.

Yeah? Are you sure this is the way?

You don't wanna be late, do you?

Well, no, but...

Because we're very, very late.

Late for what?

Look, maybe this wasn't
such a good idea.

Okay, I mean,
I really don't even know you.

Promised you an adventure, didn't I?

It's down there.

-What's down there?
-See for yourself.

Come on.

Aren't you the least bit curious?

Rats.

Help, anybody!

Where am I?

You're down the rabbit hole.

Alastair in Wonderland.

Close enough.

This one I got the inspiration for
a few years ago,

while I was flying over Africa.

I was looking out the window,

you know, painfully aware
of the struggles below me,

and yet I was up in the clouds
feeling at peace.

It's supposed to remind us
of the delicate balance

between, you know, life, good, evil,
agony, ecstasy, all that.

All my work is.

You know, life's precious.

It's supposed to be enjoyed
in the moment.

After all, that's all
we really have, isn't it?

I tend to live too much in the future.

I can't help it though,
it's in my blood.

Anyway, it's great.
I mean, it's all great.

Everything is great.

And here I thought all this time,
you were a lawyer or something.

But I thought you just got to town
after Phoebe died?

Oh, yeah, you know, I did.

It's just that's what Phoebe said.

I mean, that's what she said
that you did.

You know.

It's all very sad.

I'm sure it must be hard.

But life goes on, right?

Isn't that the lesson in all of this?

Well, I don't know about lesson, but...

No, really, it's one I can stand to learn.

I've actually often said that
the worst part of modern technology

is the way it robs you
of the found moments.

You know, the little discoveries...

Even intimacy.

What?

I was just thinking that
that's exactly what Phoebe once said.

Really? That's odd.

I mean, wrote in her advice column.

-That was, like, verbatim.
-Well...

I don't know,
it must run in the family, huh?

Yeah, it must.

You really read her column, didn't you?

Would you like to go
get a cup of coffee?

It's not dinner or lunch even,
but it's not bad.

I'd love to.

When you're in a hurry,
you can't be too picky about the signs.

As long as it causes a few sparks,
what more can you ask for?

Unfortunately,
not every spark is a positive one.

What do you mean,
"uh-oh"? Is that bad?

-I think your transformer's shot.
-Well, okay, fix it.

Well, I can't, you need a new one.

Well, can you go get a new one
and replace it?

Well, it has to be ordered.
Could take a couple of days.

A couple of days?
I don't have a couple of days.

This is a nightclub, we've got music
and lights and credit-card machines.

I need electricity.

Wish I could help you.

But I couldn't even get an inspector
out here before tomorrow anyway.

An inspector?
What inspector? For what?

Well, it has to be done to code.

-Wanna wait while I give him a call?
-No, I don't wanna wait here.

I'm not even supposed to be here.

I'm supposed to be getting
a manicure and a pedicure

and a facial and something else.

You don't really care, do you?

I'm just an electrician, ma'am.

All right, you know what? Bud, is it?

I don't really care, okay?

Do whatever it takes.
Get some solar panels,

rent a generator, whatever.

But you know what, I need to have
a little itty-bit of a life, okay?

Just a little tiny, tiny, tiny life.
Is that okay with you?

Sorry.

-Sign, please?
-Yeah.

Of course,
in the cosmic scheme of things,

signs tend
to balance each other out.

Got enough light?

For instance, when one says "closed"...

...another says "come on in."

-Can I help you?
-Oh, hi.

I'm just checking stuff out
for a friend.

Does he wanna become
a police officer?

She, actually, and I think
she's exploring her options.

I see. Well, she couldn't have picked
a more noble profession.

Does she have any background
in law enforcement?

Unofficially. She was a social worker

and she's made an awful lot
of citizen's arrests.

Well, yeah,
it's one thing to carry a pen,

quite another to carry a gun.

Have you ever fired a gun?

Me? No, I mean...

-But this is about my...
-Your friend, yeah.

Look, don't take this
the wrong way, okay?

But I can tell by looking at you,
you don't have what it takes.

Excuse me?

We're looking for serious,
committed-minded young people,

and I'm the guy
that has to weed out the crazies,

the Nazis
and the attractive divorcées,

who might otherwise waste
the taxpayers' hard-earned money.

You obviously don't know
who you're talking to.

Well, don't take offense, ma'am.

The fact is, we only take
the very best of the best.

And that does not currently include
anyone worried about breaking a nail.

You know what?
How dare you prejudge me.

You don't know the first thing about me.
For all you know,

I could have saved the world, like,
a hundred times over.

Of course, yes. Good day.

No, you know what?

I know you don't think I can do this,
Mr. Six-Foot-Four-Big-Guy.

But I'll tell you what.
I bet I could take you.

Sure, you could, lady, sure.

Let me try.

Do yourself a favor, leave now.

Look, I don't have time for this crap.

The application's on the desk.

Bunny...

Here, bunny, bunny.
Here, bunny, bunny.

Bunny, don't be afraid.

Bunny, are you hurt?

Oh, my God.

Sorry, Alexis. Try again.

You ready for a wild ride?

Did you hear? They found another one.

A boy this time.

Alastair, I think his name was.
Another A name.

I'm telling you, it's just like that
Agatha Christie novel.

The Alphabet Murders, remember that?

I mean, I know
it's not murders in this case,

but it might as well be.

I mean, those kids are coming back
like zombies or something. Vegetables.

It's awful.

God only knows what that sick pervert's
doing to those poor kids.

I'm sorry, no cell phones.

Sorry, didn't mean to disturb you.

Hello? What?

What?

Leo, you locked yourself
out of the house?

With Wyatt? Oh, come on.

All right, you know what? Fine.
I'm on my way, I'm on my way.

Welcome, cadets.

You've chosen to become
one of the few and the proud.

A San Francisco city police officer.

Over the next several days, however,

you will be screened
for potentially disqualifying behavior.

You will be asked
to critically analyze a situation

and determine an appropriate
course of action.

You will be expected
to act assertively,

and without hesitation,
but without overreacting.

And you will be tested to see
if you can make quick,

responsible decisions under pressure.

-Am I making myself clear?
-Perfectly.

What's your name, cadet?

Jo Bennet.

I'll keep an eye on you, Bennet.

Making poor choices...

...and failure to exhibit sound judgment
in a crisis situation

are all negative attributes that can and
will disqualify you from this academy.

Sometimes signs are so obvious,
only a fool could miss them.

And Paige is no fool.

Now...

Oh, hi.

-You all right?
-No.

Have a horrible migraine.

I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to go.

It's not easy starting new lives,
following new signs.

Especially when the old ones
keep getting in the way.

No fair, you moved.

What are you trying to do, kill me?

You again?

-Look what you did, I had her.
-Then why did you call for me again?

I didn't call you, I don't even know you.

Then maybe your inner witch does.

Because, sadly, I'm your whitelighter.

Whatever that means.

-Hey, let go of me.
-I can't, not until I help you.

I don't need anybody's help.

Well, you need my help
whether you like it or not.

Are you a cop?

-No.
-Good.

You're blond?

See you.

Help.

Somebody just tried to kidnap me.

There you are.

I got you your coffee drink,
vanilla non-fat latte,

no whipped cream, right?

Am I that predictable?

Well, everybody is when it comes
to their coffee drink.

-Oh, I take it it went well with Dex.
-Oh, yes, it did.

I mean, I'm not ready
to marry the guy, obviously, yet,

but, you know, I could do worse.

Actually, you know,
I've done worse before.

Yeah, well, you maybe want
to take it a little bit slow

despite your premonition.

Do you know where Piper is?
I got her a caramel macchiato.

No, I don't, I just got home.

Paige, are you scrying?

You're not supposed to be scrying.

Why don't you go yell at my charge.
Because she won't leave me alone.

-So you scalped her?
-No.

I did not. I was out and about
when she called

and I found her fighting a demon.

Another one?

-How'd she do?
-Not as good as she thought she did.

But at least she saved an innocent.

An innocent? What innocent?

One of those missing teens. At least
she got to her before it was too late.

I think if I can find that little witch,

then I can finally be done
with all of this stuff.

-By vanquishing the demon?
-That's the general idea.

I don't want to be doing this, you know.

Paige, it's completely understandable
that you miss your old life so much...

I don't.

Maybe a tiny, tiny little bit.

But not enough
to make me wanna go back.

Definitely not.
This is just something I have to do.

Okay.

-Then I'll help you.
-No, no, no.

I think the more of us that are involved,
the more we risk exposure.

-I'm gonna be okay.
-Okay.

-Hey, the paper called for you.
-Really? What did they want?

Well, I think they wanna talk to you.
Or "cousin you", obviously.

I wonder what they wanted.

I think they just want
some quotes from you.

You know, the "Ask Phoebe" tribute
and all.

I don't think they'll figure anything out.

I think you'll be okay.
On the bright side,

you'll get to see Dex again.

Signs can come at any time
and from anywhere.

But when you get one,
you have no choice but to follow it.

Even if it leads you right into danger.

How could you let her get away?
Every innocent counts.

Especially with who
we're ultimately trying to lure.

I didn't let her get away. A witch...

If you can't handle one lousy witch...

It wasn't just one.

-What do you mean?
-I mean somebody else came to help.

-Another witch?
-No, a whitelighter.

Probably hers.

Wasn't one of the Charmed Ones
a whitelighter?

Half.

Why?

Because maybe it wasn't just
a whitelighter who came to help.

-Maybe it was really her sister.
-That's impossible.

Neither of them
looked anything like the...

They wouldn't.

They'd be in disguises.

Magical disguises.

Perhaps we're closer than we think.

What if we are?

How could we kill them
when no other demon could?

We don't try.

We can't.

But what we can do is take them
on the same wild ride as the others,

with the same inevitable result.

I give up. It's no use. I quit.

Quit?

Quit? Why, what's the matter?

Everything. I can't have a normal life
when I can't even have a normal day.

-Not now, Leo, I'm not in the mood.
-Oh, come on, like that's what I want.

Come on, just talk to me, okay?
What is it?

Nothing.

It's just...

It's not what I expected, that's all.

And every time I try
to do something for myself,

something comes along
to mess it up.

And aside
from all the demon-fighting,

it's not that much different
than it used to be.

Look, I'm sorry I locked myself
out of the house, okay?

No, it's not that. That's not the point.

Just... You know what? Forget it.

Look, this all just happened, okay?
You're starting over.

You have to be patient.

Okay, trust me.
It's gonna take some time.

Time? How much more time?

I just lost all my 20s.
How much more time do you want?

What do you mean?

I mean, it just feels like I just woke up

and I misplaced
a huge chunk of my life.

I mean, it went by so fast.

Seven years ago,
I was fresh out of college,

I was single, I was cooking,

I was trying to become a chef,
and then:

Suddenly, "Hello, hi, you're a witch.
And by the way, so is your whole family."

And we're saving innocents,
and then I'm somebody's wife,

and then I'm somebody's mother,
and I'm somebody's boss,

and I'm somebody's something.

And I just...

I don't know how to start over.

I've been so many things
for so long,

I don't know who I am anymore.

Well, I know who you are.

You're an amazing mom,

and you're an amazing wife,

and most importantly,
an amazing person.

-Stop.
-No, you are.

You can't sacrifice yourself
for so many people for so many years

and not expect a transitional period.

You have to be patient.

-And what do I do about the guilt?
-What guilt?

The guilt I feel when I know
very bad things are happening out there

and I'm not doing anything about it.

Like those missing kids.

Well, bad things are
always gonna happen, Piper.

They happened long before
you became a witch

and they're gonna continue
to happen long afterwards.

You've paid your dues.

You've been selfless,
now it's time to be selfish.

You deserve it.

You all do.

We've gotta stop meeting like this.

Yeah? How's this?

Sometimes signs are subtle,
easily missed.

But if you're lucky enough
to catch them,

they tend to send you
in the right direction.

On the other hand, if you miss them,
they can bite you in the ass,

big time.

Drop something?

Nice costume. Where'd you get it?

-Saks, you like it?
-No.

-Witches don't actually wear costumes.
-Oh, really?

The conical hat and the broomstick,
that's everyday wear?

-I meant recently.
-Well, you should be more specific.

I'll try to remember that for next time,
thanks for the tip.

-What's your name anyway?
-What's yours?

Jo.

-Billie.
-Well, Billie,

it seems as if we have
a bit of a problem here.

Oh, yeah?

You know, actually, my problem is
is that you're just killing my buzz.

"Buzz." That's what you're calling
fighting demons?

Beats the hell out of video games.

This isn't a game, okay?
This is real. Deadly real.

You can't use an adverb with a noun.

Chair.

Okay, here's the thing.
People are getting killed,

so you are gonna tell me everything
I want to know

and you're gonna tell it to me now.
Otherwise, we're gonna go at it again.

Fine, I'm listening.

How long have you been a witch?

Not that long, just up till really
recently. I noticed I had these powers.

So I bought a couple of books
and I figured it out.

You figured out
how to track demons that way.

I'm good. Well, I am.

Look, let me... May I?

Okay, well, first,
I noticed that all the missing kids

had Alice-like names.

You know, like Alicia,
Alison, Alastair, Alex.

This has to do with what?

Alice. You know,
like Alice in Wonderland?

Okay, when the victims were found,
they were saying all these weird things,

like mad hatters, white rabbits,
stoned caterpillars.

Had to be something demonic, right?
It was just too cool not to be.

No, actually demonic isn't so cool,
it's kind of a bad thing.

Okay, whatever. Anyways,
I inputted it all into the computer,

I hooked the crystal up
to the GPS system,

I started scrying for the demon,
and voilà,

there he was, or there she was.

Are most demons chicks?

No, no, not always.

-You figured this all out by yourself?
-Yeah.

Okay, in that case I'm gonna need you
to stay put while I go deal with this.

-Wait, what?
-You are in way over your head, Billie.

-That's why you called for my help.
-I did not call for you.

Just let me and my sisters
deal with this, okay?

Wait, what? Sisters?
Are they witches too?

Just stay here. I'll be back.

Stay.

Hey, Julie?

Dex, hey, what are you doing here?

Well, you know,
I just thought I'd stop by

and see how things went
with the tribute.

-It had nothing to do with the tribute.
-No?

No, apparently the newspaper's
having a hard time

getting the advice column out
ever since, you know...

-Yeah.
-So they asked me to help out a little bit,

which I thought was kind of weird,
but I said sure,

because I'm here
and not doing anything, you know?

Well, you look like
you're enjoying yourself.

Oh, hey, get this to Copy right away

and make sure that
"Worried in Walnut Creek"

is before "Bummed in Boston,"
because it just flows better, okay?

Thanks.

Deadlines.

I wonder what made them ask you,
of all people?

I don't know.

They said something about hoping...

It might run in the family?

Yes, that's exactly what they said.

Wait a minute. Did you have...?

I ran into your editor
in the elevator,

told her I thought
you might be able to help.

Hey, anything's better than the crap
they've been printing, right?

Yeah, thanks. I think.

Look, I was just trying to protect
your cousin's column, you know?

I was her biggest fan.

I can see that.

It's too bad you never got to know her.

Well, maybe you could
catch me up over dinner?

Hey, turn up the TV.

A fourth victim, Alice Robins, 18,

has just been discovered walking
down the middle of Market Street

without any sense of who she was,
or what she was doing.

Witnesses say that, like the others,
she was found mumbling incoherently.

In this case, about
"a path that leads nowhere"

-and "smiles without faces."
-Smiles without faces.

What the hell is going on out there?

-I have to go now.
-What?

I'll call you, I'm sorry.

The teens are being lured by a fairy tale.

Yeah, Alice in Wonderland, we know.

-What do you mean, you know?
-Billie.

-Billie? Who is Billie?
-Paige's new charge.

What I don't understand
is why Alice in Wonderland?

-Why did the demon pick that one?
-Are you kidding?

It's all about the loss of innocence,

the need for escape,
the search for one's identity.

Well, if that's the case,
I'm surprised it didn't lure us too.

Maybe it was meant to.

Why else would a demon
go through all that trouble?

-What, to mess with a couple of kids?
-Possibly.

I think these signs are too elaborate
not to be meant for us.

-And Billie.
-Well, no.

I don't think it was meant for her,
I think she just found it.

Which makes her one smart witch.

Yeah, maybe too smart
for her own good, I think.

-So you think this is a trap?
-Could be.

Okay, then what do we do?
I mean, we can't go after the demon.

Well, if we don't do anything,
then more innocents will be hurt.

Innocents are always gonna get hurt.

I know, Leo, but it's a little bit
different when we're aware of it.

I don't think this is something
we can ignore.

-So how do we find them?
-Well, Billie knows how.

I'll go get her scrying stuff,
and you stay and make potions, okay?

-What if she figures us out?
-I don't think she's gonna figure this out,

because to her,
this is all just a lovely little game.

Yeah, well, it's one we'd better win.

We've been waiting for you.

I'm curious. Which one are you?

Phoebe? Piper? Paige?

I think you have me confused
with somebody else.

I think not.

Send her through.

Then after her sisters find her
wandering the streets

and come looking for revenge,
we will send them through too.

-Where's Billie?
-In big trouble.

She decided to go
after the demons by herself.

-What?
-You know where to find her?

I think so.

I took this from her computer,
it's showing me how she sorted.

She was scrying with a computer?

Pretty state-of-the-art.

Right, well, it just might
get her killed faster.

Got her. Okay.

Hang on a second. Wait one second.

-What if Billie doesn't need saving?
-What?

You have any idea
what she's talking about?

I'm talking about what if Billie
is part of the trap?

Oh, that is absurd.

Is it? Think about it.

Either she's as smart
as you think she is,

and she's figured all of this out
by herself, or...

She's working with the demons.

Oh, please.

Come on, Paige,
how well do you really know her?

She could have planted
all of the signs.

How is a raven like a desk?

Off with her head!

-Help!
-Kill her. I said, kill her.

Cut her right now.

Off with her head. Kill her.
Run for your life.

What is happening to me?!

"I'll be the judge and the jury,"
said the cunning old Fury.

And I'll try the whole case,
then condemn you to death!

-No chance.
-No!

-Billie, are you in there?
-Yeah.

What have you done?

How did you do this? You killed her.

Bright side,
at least she got to meet us first.

I shouldn't have underestimated you.
I knew you were alive.

Too bad you won't be around
long enough to tell anybody.

-You're welcome.
-I can't believe this.

You guys really are the Charmed Ones.

I did a little research after you left.

The newspaper said you all died
in some terrible accident.

And which one are you?

I would be Paige.

-What do we do?
-Blow her up?

-Piper.
-What? Do you have any better ideas?

I'm not gonna tell,
if that's what you think.

What's the catch?

Well, show me the ropes.

Teach me everything you know
about witchcraft. Everything.

-Forget it.
-Wait a second.

What do you have to offer?

I can help you guys fight the demons.
You don't have to do it all the time.

I mean, I assume that is why
you faked your own deaths, right?

You're right, she is too smart
for her own good.

All right, one condition.

Lose the cheap vinyl outfit.

Sorry.

It's funny sometimes
where signs lead you.

Rarely where you thought you'd go,

but always where you belong.

In Paige's case, though she realized
that being a cop wasn't her cup of tea,

being with a certain cop was.

For Piper,
the only sign she really needed

was the one that reminded her
she wasn't alone.

Oh, yeah. Sorry. Here. Oh, well.

As for me, I discovered that,
just like Alice,

no matter how wild the ride,
signs will sometimes lead you

right back to where you started from.

Changed, different, but home.

And they lived happily ever after.