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Who am I? Where am I?

Why I am posing like a bikini model?

Have a good nap?

What am I doing here?

You just lost your memory temporarily.

Suddenly, all my memories came rushing back.

BEACH VOLLEYBALL DETECTIVE: Part 2 - Bomb at the Beach -

My name is Haruka Asada, Special agent, Foreign Affairs.

I'm trying to bring peace to the world and fight against terrorists and spies.

But my biggest enemy is love! I always fall for bad boys.

My name is Wakana Ayuhara.

I was sent from the International Counter-Terrorism Division in Hawaii.

I fight against crime using my beauty and sexuality...

...but damn, do I work with some ugly bitches.

Shut up!

BEACH VOLLEYBALL DETECTIVE: Part 2 - Bomb at the Beach -

REWINDING MEMORY

We are searching for a nuclear bomb, brought here by an arms dealer named Kim.

I was forced to work with snobby Inspector Wakana, who came from the US.

Searching for the bomb, we came upon the training

camp for the international volleyball games.

Strong teams from many countries arrived at the beach!

Those two girls, Panjabi and Rajnikanth, came from India!

They will show you the magic of yoga on this beach!

This beautiful lady, Matryoshka, came from Russia!

This must be Matroska's Russian split technique!

And two Chinese competitors just arrived. They are the best bet for the title!

Communism rules. Hail Satan.

Stop filming!

Forming our own volleyball team, we searched for the criminals.

We trained hard for many hours.

- It's so hard! - I can't do it!

We must go through this to protect innocent people.

I just want a boyfriend who can protect me!

Are you just working as a detective until you get married?

Yes, we are!

These fine babes are MIE and KEI.

Hi, I am Mie!

I love cream pies!

Stop it!

I am trying to explain the severity of this mission.

What does "severity" mean?

They're the worst!

Actually, the skank over there is much worse.

Hey, coach!

- I'm confused about something. - Ask me Anything.

What is the best way to receive a ball?

I'll show you how. Squeeze your tits close together!

That fuckin' bitch! He's mine!

Mr. Ichijo is an elite policeman.

He used to be my instructor.

Get that ass in gear!

I give up!

Don't give up! If you give up, everything will be lost.

Sometimes shit just completely hits the fan.

Our prime suspect, Kim, was poisoned right in front of us!

Black Sand Beach...

We started to look into the riddle of Black Sand Beach.

Hold up!

We're fucked!

Black Sand Beach is an underground group of corrupt politicians and rich people.

They gamble illegally on beach volleyball events.

And at the top of the group is...

Hey, comrades!

Let's pull the curtain and start the show!

I didn't know you guys were involved in this.

Terrible.

I give up!

I'll fight!

How rude you are!

It'll be a great show!

Attack!

Dragon Spike!

Yellow Sand Hurricane!

I can't see anything...

Sometimes you can't see with your eyes, and you have to look with your heart.

Who are you?

My name is Harlequin.

It controls everything in the Universe.

I'll show you the secrets of beach volleyball.

The world will surrender to us soon.

Mr. Black Sun calling

OK, connect him.

Roger.

I heard that the nuclear bomb was completed.

Spies coming to Japan, as exchange students, made it.

The radioactive substance BVD727 is installed.

It is very light in weight, but it will cause a huge explosion.

How many people can we kill?

If it is exploded in Tokyo, we can kill 6 million people right away.

Another 500 thousand people will be killed by fire and collapsed buildings.

Radiation will cause more health problems for years.

Sounds good. Make preparations for the next game.

Roger!

What's this illusion? Are you a friend of Yoda?

Water flows from high to low.

Water can change into any shape.

It changes from a dew drop to an ocean.

Is this the secret of beach volleyball?

Hey, where are you?

Ouch!

Sometimes you can't see with your eyes, and you have to look with your heart.

What's this?

It's so gross! So, weird!

Where did it go?!

Hey, monk! Where is the remote control?

Where are you?

I'm scared! Somebody help me!

Hey, smile! Look this way!

Wow, this guy is a perv!

What are you talking about? You lost your volleyball match.

I paid a lot and bought you. So, you are my slaves!

Wait a minute, are you rich?

Yes, I own a spray tan business in Beverly Hills!

- Why didn't you tell me! - I can show you more.

We can definitely get more slutty for you.

That's great! How exciting!

Next, I want you to put this sea weed paper on your nipples!

- I am not a rice ball! - Do you want me to eat you?

I have a surprise! I invited a friend!

- Please come in! - Oh, somebody help me!

You fuckin' pervert!

I haven't hurt this bad since I fell asleep in one of my tanning beds!

Are you guys OK?

Thank you, Haruka!

- OK? - I was scared.

Let's go! Hurry up!

Come here quick! They ran away!

Are you OK?

Let's get going!

Watch out!

Where are they coming from?

This is Hibiscus Flash. Only a few people know this technique.

Wakana?

I'm here to help you!

Haruka, let's go!

What happened? Hurry up!

WEST BEACH POLICE STATION

Please authorize me to go! The criminals are still out there!

Black Sand Beach is an organization that profits from slave trade!

Prostitution, Extortion... There are too many reasons to catch them!

The matter is not so simple, believe it or not.

What do you mean?

They are sports ambassadors. The have diplomatic immunity.

Our hands are tied. Also, there is no actual evidence.

Boss, are you telling us to drop this case?

This is an international political issue.

It's way above our pay grade.

There's international pressure to stop the investigation.

My badge.

If the police won't investigate it, us civilians can.

Yes.

But...

This ball is your all-access pass.

We get to go undercover again!

There's a tournament this weekend.

Some very important people will be in attendance.

It'll be the last chance to gather evidence!

Yes!

- Let's go! - OK!

You are officially off this case.

Black Sand Beach will attack you even harder.

But this is a chance for you. Chance?

Yes, as the proverb says "The best offense is a good defense."

But it also means when they attack, their defense will be weaker.

I see.

We will work much harder! We have to destroy Black Sand Beach!

Roger!

Let's go!

Next!

Next!

Stand up!

Next!

- Nobody is here. - Yes.

No way!

You hardly ate anything today.

Stomach ache?

I'm on a diet now.

Thank you!

- You don't understand? - What?

- It's "THAT!" - What's "THAT?"

She's doing "THAT" to somebody. Don't you think so?

You're using only a pronoun. You also asked a rhetorical question.

How come you know such fancy words?

That is LOVE!

Attack!

Stand up!

Haruka! Do you really think you can defeat them?

You guys, go run!

You stay here.

Yes.

- Let's go! - Yes!

What are you doing?!

What the fuck!? Stand up!

I give up.

What happened to you today?

- I realized something today. - What?

Everyone in my family were police officers. So, I became an officer.

I thought it was the only way.

But I was wrong.

Wrong?

I found myself.

Another you?

I'm also a woman.

- I saw you were with Wakana last night. - Oh...

I'm in love with you.

I'm no cop.

Do you think I should give up?

Or should I give up as a woman?

If you give up, everything will be over.

Haruka, listen to the sound of the waves.

Sound of the waves?

This world is just like a tide.

It also rises and falls.

Mr. Ichijo.

Haruka, I have to tell you something.

Please tell me.

There is a traitor on this team.

Do you know why our information is leaking to Black Sand Beach?

Who killed the arms dealer, Kim, with poison?

Hold up!

It was my special technique, Hibiscus Flash!

- Wakana? - I'm here to help you!

Do you think she is a double agent?

It's one possibility, but we have to consider it.

But she was also attacked by the enemy.

But it might be part of her original plan.

You have to watch out for her!

Haruka!

They just arrived!

They?

Namaste.

What exotic girls they are!

- Why are you here? - What are you doing?

Last time you guys ran away!

Now I'm in to these other girls!

You horny dog you!

This is a medical certificate for my

whiplash. I will sue the pants off you girls!

Everyone hates you! You're so gross!

OK, girls! Kick their ass!

Namaste!

I am very angry today!

Very, very angry!

I said "very" three times!

Namaste!

That's Yoga attack!

I know!

Lifeline is long but love line is very short!

I knew you weren't getting laid.

Can you tell?

I found her weakness.

Idiot!

Sorry!

Shit!

Are they monsters?

She has a thousand hands, which means she has a thousand armpits.

Hey, you have hairy armpits!

Found her weakness!

Got it! Let's go!

OK!

Double attack!

Hey, horny dog, stand up!

I have tons of questions.

- It's so cute. - Sis, it's so beautiful.

Sis, it tickles!

- It tickles. - Don't move!

I have some information for you.

What happened?

The Indian girls were defeated!

What! Unbelievable.

What happened?

I'm very sorry, Mr. Black Sun.

Nobody can know our plan. Eliminate the dangerous element!

Roger!

Bring our Russian Comrade, Matryoshka!

Roger!

Comrade Matryoshka!

Go!

Roger!

WEST BEACH POLICE STATION

INTERROGATION ROOM

The horny dog's name is Hotta. He's singing like a bird.

Can you hear me?

Yes.

This all started with internal trouble in China.

Despite appearances, the country is not actually united well.

An anti-government group is trying to cause trouble.

If the tournament does not go well, the current government will fall.

The rebels will take over the country.

So they're trying to sabotage the tournament?

It is the easiest way to control a billion people and squash the rebellion.

It's terror at the tournament!

Using his company's IT, they can make mini nuclear weapons.

The project name means "Black Sun" in Chinese!

Black Sun?

I'm not sure if it's the name of somebody or a bomb.

Keep investigating. Please be careful!

OK.

- What are you doing here? - Washing my clothes!

Really?

Because my clothes are dirty with my sweat.

Can you come with me?

What?! Do you want to fight me?

No... I realized something today.

What?

I had a hard time in the U.S. as an Asian police woman.

But I did my best.

And?

But I found something was wrong.

Wrong?

I found another "me."

- You found yourself as a woman. - How do you know that?

Of course, I know because I am also a woman.

Haruka...

Keep going?

I'm so jealous when I see you are with Mr. Ichijo.

I'm in love with him.

I'll give up my position.

Don't give up. If you give up, everything will be over.

Watch out!

Dasvidaniya!

What are you doing?!

I'm Matryoshka. I have come to crush you.

Let's go!

We were having a nice conversation about love!

OK, We'll fight you! It's two against one, dummy!

It's a shadow cloning technique!

This is so weird.

- Receive! - Toss!

Receive!

Attack!

Attack!

Gosh, is there any way to defeat her?

We have to find a way to neutralize the trick!

Got it!

What?

Attack the center of the four girls!

- But nobody is there. - Trust me!

OK!

Hibiscus Flash!

Attack!

What happened?

The four girls were actually residual image effects, because she moved very fast!

Residual image effects?

It is the same as a helicopter's propeller.

Good bye...

How are you?

I have a question for you.

Tell me.

I have a partner.

But we are in love with the same man.

I can explain about the universe, but I don't know anything about love.

She might have betrayed our country.

But she is also a girl who is struggling for love.

I see.

But the more I think, the more I don't understand the truth.

Because you are thinking.

Don't think... Feel!

What?

At the beach in Tibet, a young man asked me the same question.

There is no ocean in Tibet.

Yes, but you have to see not with your eyes but with your heart.

There are two styles in beach volleyball.

One is White Beach Volleyball. It is for justice.

Another is evil Black Sand Beach.

The young man struggled between them, and went to the dark side.

A young man? Who is that?

Listen... Don't think! Feel!

Please teach me the righteous way!

Keep your chin up. Nothing is written on the ground.

I have to go.

Are you going to heaven to look for the righteousness?

Nahhh, I'm going to Hawaii for summer vacation.

Gosh...

OK, girl! Good bye!

Ouch!

I'm here live at the beach volleyball championships.

We will have the China - Japan goodwill match today.

The president of Friendship Society is also coming here today!

Everybody is applauding!

From behind the bloody red curtain, Wong Sisters

appeared completely guarded by body guards.

Those Chinese representatives are Beach Volleyball queens!

Those are Japan's representatives. Wakana and Haruka!

This is Mie. The coast is clear!

OK... but I can hear you.

Well... Bitch!

Small tits!

What do you think?

There must be a nuclear weapon on this beach.

- Are they trying to detonate it? - No idea.

They might carry it out!

Hey, corrupted capitalist pigs! It's been a while.

You will cry today!

I'll stop your conspiracy!

A quarter of the population in the world is on our side.

Only one China, and only one world!

You can't solve a problem with power and people!

Go ahead and vote on it, you silly democratic people!

Shut up! I'll go!

Spike!

Hibiscus Flash!

Attack!

Comrade!

It's our turn!

Intercontinental Ballistic Missile No. 1!

Watch out!

Wakana!

Dragon attack!

Hibiscus Flash!

Attack!

Fuckin' Jap!

Tiananmen Square Spike!

- What's this? - I cant' move!

- Comrade, that's enough. - OK, proceed to the next phase.

They are coming this way!

Their purpose is to assassinate this man. Me?

The secret attack! It's Flying Guillotine!

- What happened? - Unbelievable.

Let's go, Haruka!

Fuckin' Jap! How dare you!

Yellow Sand Hurricane!

Yellow Sand Hurricane!

Yellow Sand Hurricane!

Yellow Sand Hurricane!

I can't see!

I can't see anything!

I give up! I can't think.

Don't think... Feel!

I must see not with my eyes but with my heart.

What's going on?

Feeling the wind in the sky, and riding the tide of the ocean.

It controls everything in Universe.

This is the secret of Beach Volleyball!

With the power from Heaven, Earth and Beach!

This is the secret technique! Big Bang Spike!

Somebody help me!

I did it!

Wakana!

Wakana! Wait!

Tell me! Is this the bomb?

Yes, they tried to detonate this volleyball bomb here.

But why did you try to leave with this ball?

Because my real purpose is different.

What's that? Tell me!

I like you. So, I don't want you to be here.

You should go now.

No, I can't.

Sorry.

Tell me. What are you after?

She's after me.

You are Mr. Ichijo.

Explain yourself!

She's a member of the CIA. Looking for terrorists.

Her purpose is not finding the bomb, but arresting me.

I was chasing him for 4 years.

He is my ex-boyfriend. And he's an international wanted killer.

So, you are...

Yes, I am the Black Sun.

What do you mean?

In Tibet, I realized ambition is meaningless in front of strong power.

I became a terrorist.

This mini nuclear bomb is a bet to allure me.

So, it was you who poisoned Kim and attacked us with your balls of death.

That's right!

What are you going to do with the bomb?

Of course, I'll detonate it. That's what it's for.

I'll be king of the next generation after the destruction!

Do you wanna follow me?

OK, I'll blow this up here.

Feeling the wind in the sky, and riding the tide on the ocean.

It controls everything in Universe.

This is the secret of Beach Volleyball.

This is...

For the help of power from Heaven, Earth and Beach!

This is the secret technique!

This is the technique I was trying to master!

Big Bang Spike!

WEST BEACH POLICE STATION

Summer is almost over. Last chance to get a man!

There's an article here that tells you how to catch one.

It's meaningless here. This police station is full of old fart cops.

Where are Detective Haruka and Detective Wakana?

- They went on patrol. - Oh, I see.

I wanted to introduce a young new addition to the team.

- Hey. - What?

- Do you hate me? - Yeah, I think so.

Perfect! Because I hate you too!

We are similar.

- Why do you hate me? - You have the worst taste in guys.

So do you!

We are similar.

- You want some gum? - Yeah, sure.

OMG! You'll never believe it!

- What happened? - He came to our department!

Look! He's so handsome!

My name is Jun Mizuhara. I was transferred to Foreign Affairs.

I have a lot of things to learn from you. Thank you.

My name is Mie. I'll take care of you!

I am Kei! I will totally show you around!

What's that?

They're crazy about the new guy!

But I want him too!

Hey, wait up!

- I saw him first! - Like hell you did!

THE END