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The ocean is blue, and the sun is shining.

My fresh ass is bouncing, and the ball is also bouncing.

This is a story of a girl who dedicated herself to Volleyball.

Oh, I'm so tired. But that was fun.

I found our suspects! Let's go get them!

Roger!

We're not good at fighting! So, you gotta represent!

Why do I have to do that?

You go, girl!

- Get him! - Yes!

Wait!

We can't catch up with him.

Give me a ball!

- Pass! - Toss!

Attack!

You're so busted! Don't move!

What's this? Is this a toy?

- It looks so real! - How cute?

Hey, who are you?

We're with the Foreign Affairs Division of the Police Department.

We're the special S.W.A.T. team.

People call us...

The Beach Volleyball Detectives!

BEACH VOLLYBALL DETECTIVES

My name is Major Haruka Asada. I am a member of The Beach Volleyball Detectives.

My job is keeping peace in the world.

My enemies are spies and terrorists.

But my biggest enemy is getting a suntan!

My name is Captain Wakana Ayuhara.

I was sent from the Counter International Terrorism Division in Hawaii, USA.

I will fight against terrorists to keep the peace, using my beauty and elegance.

BEACH VOLLEYBALL DETECTIVES

WEST BEACH POLICE STATION

Good job, you guys!

Thank you, boss!

By the way, what was he trying to do with this toy?

It appeared as if he just carried this toy cat.

But, this is a serious crime for counter intelligence.

The memory card in the toy is actually a launch key for nuclear weapons.

Such a high tech device in a toy?

That's why this toy is really expensive now.

I spent a lot for my nephew's birthday.

If you don't get married, you'll be buying presents for nephews forever.

Shut the fuck up!

Stop it! We have to appreciate that we were born in this peaceful country.

But it's not peaceful any more.

You guys need to know this incident might interfere with the peace in Japan.

Who are you?

We weren't expecting you yet.

This is Ms. Captain Wakana Ayuhara. She was transferred from Hawaii.

Hello, Japanese ladies.

My name is Mitsuyo. Call me "Mie."

My name is Keiko. Please call me "Kei."

My name is Haruka...

I saw your profile data. I heard that you hold the highest arrest record.

Well.. Yes.

And, can I call you "Miss Wakana?"

All of my friends just call me "Wakana."

So, Miss Wakana.

I want you to call me with my last name, because we are not friends yet.

From here on, I'm in charge of the Foreign Affairs Division.

You have to obey me now!

Wait a sec!

What's going on? Please explain to me, boss.

It's a U.S - JAPAN collaboration team.

I got promoted! Also, I'm going on vacation from tomorrow!

Please let me explain about our new strategy.

What a bitch!

I hear you.

This is the data in the memory card, which the smuggler you arrested, Kim, held.

You can see the radioactive substance, DVD727 in it.

It is covered by a heavy metal.

Excuse me... I don't understand what the hell you're talking about...?

Okay, I'll explain slowly to the yellow dumb cop in the middle.

This is a blueprint of a micro nuclear device.

It has the power to wipe out a 100 mile radius.

Also, radiation will stay in the ground for a million years...

If this goes off, you won't need to worry about getting married.

What was he trying to do with it?

He was going somewhere with it.

Where to?

The Beach Volleyball International Championships training camp.

That's the training camp.

Players from around the world are training

there for the tournament that's held in China.

Why did Kim want to go there?

He's pleading the fifth.

Why do they train in Japan, if the games are held in China?

China is too polluted for athletes.

The competitors are arriving.

The next news is about Women's Beach Volleyball.

All of the players arrived at the Beach, in

preparation for the next championships in China.

Excitement is in the air!

These two athletes are from India! Panjabi and Rajnikanth!

Their Volleyball technique is mixed with the secrets of Yoga.

Namaste!

Wow, they're floating!

This is a secret technique of Yoga!

This will scare off the Japanese players!

"Apple and pear trees were a-blooming, Mist was creeping on the river."

This beautiful lady, Matroshka, came all the way from Russia!

Oh, are you alone? Don't you have any partner this time?

Da svidanya!

This must be Matroshka's Russian split technique!

How many people are actually here?

The Chinese players, The Wong Sisters, have

arrived. They're the best bet for the title!

They're just like two queens!

You guys are considered the top seeded for the championships.

What do you think about it?

This championship is for peace in the world.

All of the workers in the world need to unite and collaborate together.

We will definitely win and display our red flag!

Our winning is our people's victory!

Now, you guys have a lot of fans even outside China.

Your photos with bathing suits leaked on the internet.

It is the corrupt capitalist society.

It is against our revolution.

Please forward your question directly to the communist party.

Stop filming!

I see.

But I don't understand how any of those crazy people are related to the bomb.

India, Russia and China, all have nuclear bombs.

If one of those can have a mini nuclear bomb, tit'll change their power balance.

Which one of those countries deals with terrorists?

Let's investigate, by being beach volleyball players!

What? No way!

We're the police! Our job is to protect people!

I actually want to find a boyfriend who can protect me.

Policemen look so sexy. They look like real fighters!

Did you take this job just to meet guys?

Of course!

Oh my god!

Even though we're the Beach Volleyball

Detectives, they're real international athletes!

They must be very very good!

I said VERY twice.

Did you already give up? Japanese are good at that!

What did you say?

You heard me. I don't need to repeat myself.

Haruka. I challenge you to a game of volleyball!

If I win, you have to take the words "give up" back.

If I win, you have to obey me.

If you score two points, you win.

Ok!

Come on!

Come on!

Give her hell, Haruka!

Come on!

Hibiscus Flash!

Attack!

Come on, Haruka!

It's my turn!

Hibiscus Flash!

Attack Part 2!

How do you know this technique?

I'll show you a new one.

Surf Wave Pirates!

Version 1

Haruka!

BEACH VOLLEYBALL DETECTIVES

Haruka! Are you ok?

Mr. Ichijo. When did you arrive to Japan?

I just got in from Turkestan.

This is Mr. Ichijo. He's a lead detective in the Foreign Affairs Division.

He's an elite counter intelligence officer.

And... I actually love him.

He used to be my teacher.

What are you doing?

Hold the gun like this.

Come on!

Focus on it! Come on!

Yes!

Catch it! Come on!

Do you really think you can be a beach volleyball detective?

I give up! I'm no good at beach volleyball.

Don't give up! If you do, your journey would have been in vain.

Listen to the sound of the waves.

The sound of the waves?

This world is just like a wave. Ride it!

Get into a rhythm, and ride the wave!

If you do, the whole world will be yours!

Yes!

Hibiscus Flash!

Attack!

Haruka! You made it!

Yes!

But he suddenly left me.

Do you really have to go?

There is a master of beach volleyball in Tibet.

I will learn his secrets.

But there is no ocean in Tibet!

Not one that can be seen.

I await the challenge.

There is nothing I can teach you anymore.

Good bye!

No! I still want to... Still want to...

...stay with you.

I could not say the words to him.

It's been a while, Haruka.

Yes.

This U.S - JAPAN mission will be supported by the Japanese police.

Your enemy is very strong!

Yes!

You will stay be at the training camp as the representatives of Japan.

You have to inspect everybody in the camp.

Roger!

Your Hibiscus Flash was very good!

Yours too!

Because we had the same instructor!

You won, Miss Ayuhara.

Just call me with my first name, Wakana!

The Japanese representatives just arrived at the beach.

The captain is Wakana. The vice captain is Haruka.

They are all beautiful!

Do you think you can win?

My name is Haruka! I have 34DD!

I also love cats!

I'm the captain, Wakana.

For this tournament, I created the training plan.

I also designed this jacket!

I don't like it. It's ugly.

I hate the color.

Shut the fuck up! What's wrong with my design?

Thank you very much!

I am wondering how the tournament will be.

Before the tournament, the girls must warm up!

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8...

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8...

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8...

Let's go!

Next!

Next!

Stand up!

Next!

Next!

Only women can enter the camp. Use extreme caution!

Yes!

See you later!

TRAINING CAMP

What's up with this dog?

Sawadee Cahp! ( Hi! )

Where are all the other countries' athletes?

Where are the Chinese, Russian and Indian?

I have no idea...

Good night.

By the way, Mr. Ichijo looks so cool!

I think so too!

You really think so?

Thanks to him, I really want to fight!

He looks so cool!!!

Did you meet Mr. Ichijo in the U.S.?

Yes, he used to be my boss.

I learned a lot of fighting techniques, including beach volleyball.

Do you love him?

What are you talking about?

Because I saw you were hugging.

So? I hug my father.

So, there's nothing between you and him?

Why would I tell you about it?

So, there's nothing...

So, we're rivals...

Don't be stupid.

I know you were peeping.

You saw my naked body!

No, it's not me!

You can't prove it.

What happened?

This guy was peeping.

He's a pervert!

No, I'm not!

Waters flows from high to low. You can't avoid it!

Who are you?

That's a difficult question. I'm here. That's why I'm near.

I have no idea what you mean.

Water changes the shape according to the pot.

It changes from a dew drop to an ocean.

Oh, it's the monk!

What? You know him?

He's a monk who I always give my leftovers to.

Hello.

Hello.

Do you want some?

Eat it!

Doesn't look so good.

You shouldn't give it to him.

Day-old food is the best!

Really?

Where's the monk?

He was standing right there!

The dog...

What happened?

He's dead.

It must be poison! Otherwise, it's impossible to die so fast!

The leftovers?

Go take the food to get tested!

Oh no! The monk took the leftovers!

Hey, Monk! Where are you?

Mister Monk!

Where are you?

Where are you?

- Did you find him? - No, I didn't.

BEACH VOLLEYBALL DETECTIVES

WEST BEACH POLICE STATION

Here is the toxicology report.

Aconitine, Ibotenic acid, Tubocurarine, Saxitoxin and Methamidophos.

Those are all used in agricultural chemicals.

Those are all banned substances in Japan, they're extremely dangerous.

Methamidophos was found in the food that you were supposed to eat for lunch.

Do you think they tried to kill us?

This is the list of the people staying at the training camp.

Considering the poison isn't available in Japan, A foreign spy must be related.

Or, somebody is trying to pin it on a foreign source.

That guy, Kim, might know something!

INTERROGATION ROOM

I don't know anything about it.

By the way, you're so glamorous and sexy.

Fuck you! What are you looking at?

This smell like cheap perfume.

What the fuck are you doing?!

Stop it!

Oh, she uses more expensive perfume.

Is this Givenchy or Cartier?

It might even be Gucci!

What the hell are you doing!?

Oh, you look great!

Fuck you!

Stop it!

"Stop it?" What? Why are you grabbing my boobs?

Are you a lesbian?

What the hell are you talking about?

You have a boob complex because your nipples are so big!

Shut up!

Oh no you didn't!

I'll fuck you up!

Calm down!

You shut up!

- I hate you! - You're a fuckin' bitch!

- You mother fucker! - What did you say?

You fuckin' asshole!

Stop it!

Hey, that hurts! Stop it!

Stupid cops!

What happened?

The tea?

Are you ok?

Fuck! They must be trying to shut me up!

"They...?" Who are "they?"

Black Sand Beach...

Wake up!

Black Sand Beach?

How could you allow the suspect to be killed?

We're very sorry.

You're suspended and I'm putting you under protective custody.

Yes.

My promotion will be cancelled! And there goes my vacation!

- We're under house arrest. - And suspended.

They knew we were questioning Kim. The enemy must have an inside connection.

Wow! That's pretty smart!

It's elementary. As in: any kid would get it.

So, bring some kids, and have them figure it out!

- By the way, who are "They"? - It's Black Sand Beach!

What's Black Sand Beach?

Black Sand Beach...?

Do you know it?

Beach Volleyball... It's riding the wave and feeling the wind.

There are two styles in Beach Volleyball.

One is White Beach Volleyball. It's for justice.

The other is Black Sand Beach. It's the dark side.

Competitors always struggles between white and black in their life.

Is Black Sand Beach the organization's name?

It's an organization that conducts violent games for rich and bad politicians...

...but nobody speaks of it.

Lots of gambling money changes hands.

So, illegal underground beach volleyball matches?

Players fight for their lives just like fighters in ancient Rome.

I can't believe there would be such a thing in peaceful Japan.

I have never seen it.

Where are you going?

- Like, duh... - To find out where this goes on.

I can't let you go to such a dangerous place.

Do you think you can stop us?

Oh, wow! But this bitch is...

...annoying!

You are both my lovely students!

I want to stay here with you!

But I'm a detective!

- It's time for us to go. - That's what detectives do.

He's coming!

Stop! Police!

Take us to Black Sand Beach!

Don't move!

Shit, it was a a trap.

Get off!

Hurry, hurry!

Hurry, get off!

Don't move!

You too!

Good!

The bosses are coming!

Such a beautiful ocean.

Greedy capitalist pigs don't deserve it.

You're official players. Aren't you ashamed?

Are you using beach volleyball for gambling?

Don't misunderstand. We're trying to provide you with freedom.

Freedom? We're at gunpoint here!

Our goal is free you from your wrong ways. You need to follow your desire.

Somewhere in the world right now, there's conspiracy and betrayal.

Everybody's doing it!

War and starvation are everywhere! That's what people want!

We are simply trying to help give people what they want.

Those comrades over there will do anything to obtain foreign currency.

Hi!

- Hey, comrades! - Let's start the show!

Mie and Kei!

Help us!

Free them!

The blue team is Mie and Kei who are brave detectives!

The other team is the Bombay Bombs from Kashmir!

Ladies, this is a death match!

Fight till you can fight no more!

The losers will be sold at auction!

Either you'll be sold to slavery, or your organs will be harvested for transplants.

- Are you sure you're human? - What? Everybody does it!

This is a global standard.

Some of our clients are politicians from your country!

They are very close to the prime minister!

Let's start!

What should we do?

I thought being a cop was an easy career!

I could have been a cleaning lady!

Ok, let's fight!

Attack!

Attack!

Attack!

Is this a video game?

- Pass! - Attack!

We have to fight!

- Pass. - Toss.

They suck.

Stop the match! This isn't a fair fight!

Mie and Kei!

Stop it, please!

I can't do this anymore!

You coward! You're not really human!

I hope your friend's liver is better than their volleyball.

The people can greatly benefit from their organs.

Release them!

What can you offer in return? You don't have enough money.

Your bikini is so cheap.

We'll be the collateral. I'll fight against you!

Or... Are you scared?

What did you say?

Ok, let's wipe the floor with them!

BEACH VOLLEYBALL DETECTIVES

War and starvation are everywhere in this world.

But it's wrong to solve the problem with power.

Our world should not be like that.

What a stupid idea! In China, talk like that is firing-squad worthy!

You do that?

No, we help stupid people like you disappear!

Spike!

I'll show you!

Hibiscus Flash!

Attack!

Good one! You amuse me.

Dragon Spike!

What an amazing spike!

- Comrade! - Yes!

Comrade!

Intercontinental Ballistic Missile No.1!

Watch out!

Wakana!

We mustn't lose.

Tien An Men Square Spike!

What's that?

Fuckin' stupid cop! Look!

Tien An Men Square Spike!

Dragon Spike!

Sis! The name of the secret attack is ridiculous!

It doesn't matter.

I'll show you the final spike!

Air Pollution Hurricane!

Air Pollution Hurricane!

Air Pollution Hurricane!

Air Pollution Hurricane!

I can't see anything...

Well, that was fun.

Sis, I'm sweaty. I wanna take a shower.

You're so spoiled. Let's go take one together.

- You're so sweaty. - So are you.

Comrade Wong!

What's up?

I see. I'll go soon.

You have to take care of these girls.

Roger!

I can't see.

You see important things not with your eyes, but your heart.

Who are you?

I can see again!

You're the monk.

Do you enjoy playing beach volleyball?

I need to go... my friends are in danger.

I have to help them.

You have to rest.

What's that?

By the way, who are you?

My name is Harlequin.

Riding waves and feeling wind... That's how to master the universe.

I'll show you the secrets of beach volleyball.

The world will belong to us!

We got a call from Mr. Black Sun.

Ok, connect him.

I heard that the nuclear weapon was completed.

Yes, sir!

TO BE CONTINUED

BEACH VOLLEYBALL DETECTIVES

HARUKA OGURA

WAKANA

MiCHIRU / YUKARI ISIDATE TOMOKO IHA

AKIRA FUJIAWARA SESHIO / TAKAO NAKANO

MIKI YABE

YUHA AIHA MIWA

AIKA ANDO RISA NAKATANI RUI NAKATAKE

ATSUNORI AKATSUKA

♪? ♪

MAYUKA OKADA JUNNE OKADA

Executive Producer YOICHI KOBAYASHI

Produced by RIE MIKAMI

Written by TAKAO NAKANO

Cinematography by KATSUJI OYAMADA

Music by ICHIRO KOIZUMI

Directed by YUMI YOSHIYUKI