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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:00,838 --> 00:02:04,985 Someone said that TV serials are like rubber bands. 2 00:02:05,229 --> 00:02:07,597 There never break even after stretched very far. 3 00:02:07,992 --> 00:02:10,941 But even rubber bands break after a point. 4 00:02:10,985 --> 00:02:12,869 And when that point came.. 5 00:02:12,981 --> 00:02:14,799 ..the TV serial people thought that.. 6 00:02:14,832 --> 00:02:16,325 ..something new needed to be done. 7 00:02:16,944 --> 00:02:19,517 Our Producers have created a lot of programs. 8 00:02:19,876 --> 00:02:22,586 And they know that creating something new.. 9 00:02:23,349 --> 00:02:26,699 ..means putting old wine in a new bottle. 10 00:02:27,423 --> 00:02:31,104 The producers said that he would make a reality TV show. 11 00:02:31,603 --> 00:02:34,417 That means making a TV show in real life. 12 00:02:34,953 --> 00:02:37,413 But I would make the show on the issue of marriage. 13 00:02:38,072 --> 00:02:39,950 The channel readily accepted his proposal. 14 00:02:40,424 --> 00:02:41,907 Who would have a problem with the issue of marriage? 15 00:02:42,271 --> 00:02:44,696 Neither the ones who show it nor the ones that see it. 16 00:02:44,735 --> 00:02:45,703 (Women crying hysterically) 17 00:02:45,810 --> 00:02:48,212 The date that the show would appear on TV was decided. 18 00:02:48,486 --> 00:02:51,697 Then they realised that it was not the season of marriage. 19 00:02:52,328 --> 00:02:55,718 They searched here and there and finally came across family.. 20 00:02:55,860 --> 00:02:57,770 .. where a marriage was fixed. 21 00:02:58,294 --> 00:03:01,101 And that was the family of the Joshis. 22 00:03:02,048 --> 00:03:05,005 Why didn't you have your food even today, mother? 23 00:03:05,046 --> 00:03:07,812 Don't worry about me. I shall not die. 24 00:03:09,073 --> 00:03:11,494 You'll starve yourself, until Jyoti isn't impregnate. 25 00:03:16,713 --> 00:03:18,378 'What is this madness, mother? 26 00:03:19,647 --> 00:03:21,159 You should marry a second time. 27 00:03:26,195 --> 00:03:27,633 (Dog barks) 28 00:03:31,148 --> 00:03:34,446 - Uncle, move aside! - What happened? 29 00:03:35,541 --> 00:03:37,692 - Just move to a side. - Yes, I am going. 30 00:03:38,698 --> 00:03:42,050 You are not going to be the first man to marry a second woman. 31 00:03:42,085 --> 00:03:43,378 'But what should happen to Jyoti, mother?' 32 00:03:47,865 --> 00:03:51,776 'Did you ever think what Jyoti did for our family? 33 00:03:51,887 --> 00:03:53,163 Did you think about here. 34 00:03:53,449 --> 00:03:57,196 'Mother! Jyoti is my wife..' - My God! What an evil-sounding voice! 35 00:03:57,330 --> 00:03:58,879 It is some dog. 36 00:03:59,522 --> 00:04:01,509 Hi snoopy! Have you come? 37 00:04:04,957 --> 00:04:07,487 'Then select who you want.' (Characters talking on TV) 38 00:04:09,085 --> 00:04:10,025 Why doesn't someone drive it away? 39 00:04:10,129 --> 00:04:11,431 It is crying in a house where a marriage is about to take place. 40 00:04:11,476 --> 00:04:14,344 Where did you go, my cutie? Where did you go, my child? 41 00:04:14,549 --> 00:04:16,148 Who are you talking to, brother-in-law? 42 00:04:16,225 --> 00:04:18,845 She is my child, my daughter. 43 00:04:18,909 --> 00:04:20,660 Where did you go, my child? 44 00:04:20,846 --> 00:04:23,439 So you have a daughter without even getting married! 45 00:04:24,002 --> 00:04:27,016 What happened to you? What is this? 46 00:04:27,087 --> 00:04:29,888 Your child is pregnant, brother-in-law! Congratulations! 47 00:04:30,009 --> 00:04:32,009 You have become a grandfather without even getting married. 48 00:04:46,073 --> 00:04:47,370 Father, your food. 49 00:04:53,333 --> 00:04:54,565 What are these? 50 00:04:54,766 --> 00:04:57,062 - 'Potatoes with curd? - Potatoes with curd? 51 00:04:57,118 --> 00:04:58,894 Do you like potatoes with curd? 52 00:04:59,038 --> 00:05:00,520 'I like potatoes with curd very much' 53 00:05:00,728 --> 00:05:02,999 But now I cannot take curd which is sour. 54 00:05:03,167 --> 00:05:07,112 'I know it. You have the problem of acidity. 55 00:05:08,004 --> 00:05:10,207 That is why I made it with plain curd' (Characters talking on TV) 56 00:05:10,429 --> 00:05:12,814 'How lovingly would mother prepare it for you?' 57 00:05:13,005 --> 00:05:14,344 With a lot of love! 58 00:05:19,817 --> 00:05:23,247 - These potatoes are still raw. - Raw?! - Yes. 59 00:05:23,437 --> 00:05:26,856 'Very unripe father! His love is very unripe. 60 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:28,188 Raw! 61 00:05:29,061 --> 00:05:32,489 Father! The potatoes aren't raw. You haven't put your teeth on. 62 00:05:32,577 --> 00:05:35,786 'He is one character on the inside and another outside' 63 00:05:36,721 --> 00:05:37,579 At every moment. 64 00:05:37,607 --> 00:05:40,058 How can I eat without my teeth? 65 00:05:40,586 --> 00:05:43,811 Hey! Give me my teeth. 66 00:05:44,063 --> 00:05:46,663 There a first class scene is going on and you are pestering.. 67 00:05:46,743 --> 00:05:47,994 ..me for your teeth. 68 00:05:48,183 --> 00:05:49,557 Just wait a couple of minutes. 69 00:05:50,013 --> 00:05:52,077 When the break comes, I shall get up and give them. 70 00:05:52,253 --> 00:05:55,044 Your mother used to take good care of me. 71 00:05:55,848 --> 00:06:00,237 Now when she is no more I feel her loss in my life. 72 00:06:00,809 --> 00:06:05,164 She is very much alive. But I still feel her loss. 73 00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:06,574 My dear daughter-in-law! 74 00:06:07,014 --> 00:06:09,527 - Why don't you look in my pouch for them? - Okay. 75 00:06:09,957 --> 00:06:12,348 Manoj! What is the time for uncle's train to arrive? 76 00:06:12,489 --> 00:06:14,938 - Are you listening or not? - Will you break my ear drums? 77 00:06:15,464 --> 00:06:18,029 Father! Your teeth are not in here. 78 00:06:18,381 --> 00:06:21,299 My teeth aren't there? 79 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:23,857 Hello, where are my teeth? 80 00:06:24,088 --> 00:06:25,166 Now don't pester me. 81 00:06:25,361 --> 00:06:27,587 I haven't taken a contract to preserve your teeth. 82 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,817 But how can I eat my food? 83 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:33,306 Auntie, give him his teeth. He must be hungry. 84 00:06:34,036 --> 00:06:36,473 You don't keep quiet even for two minutes. 85 00:06:36,802 --> 00:06:38,630 Always asking for this thing and that. 86 00:06:38,780 --> 00:06:42,685 I don't know how you shall manage if I were to die. 87 00:06:43,216 --> 00:06:47,095 They aren't here. Where did you put your teeth? 88 00:06:47,214 --> 00:06:48,943 I gave them to you only. 89 00:06:49,096 --> 00:06:51,182 - You gave me? - Yes. - When did you give me? 90 00:06:51,399 --> 00:06:56,075 I gave them to you after my lunch this afternoon. 91 00:06:56,423 --> 00:07:00,477 - Lunch this afternoon? - Yes. - But that we had in the train! 92 00:07:00,549 --> 00:07:02,344 Yes, that's right. We had lunch in the train. 93 00:07:02,377 --> 00:07:07,593 My god! Did you forget your teeth in the train? 94 00:07:08,746 --> 00:07:13,881 So you left my teeth in the train! 95 00:07:18,317 --> 00:07:21,888 Come fast. The band party is here. 96 00:07:23,135 --> 00:07:24,678 Where is so much noise coming from? 97 00:07:27,634 --> 00:07:30,041 Hold on! Stop all this. 98 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:33,917 - What is all this? - The bride's party sent them. - Why? 99 00:07:34,027 --> 00:07:35,733 For your approval. 100 00:07:36,002 --> 00:07:37,221 They said that a band of 12 men would come.. 101 00:07:37,309 --> 00:07:38,939 ..and we could reject if we didn't like them. 102 00:07:39,043 --> 00:07:40,911 So would they ask us even regarding the band? 103 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:43,573 Okay, it is done. Tell them that we like it. 104 00:07:45,081 --> 00:07:46,958 He didn't even hear them play but gave his approval. 105 00:07:47,236 --> 00:07:48,658 But when are you supposed to go to the station? 106 00:07:48,792 --> 00:07:49,536 When does the train arrive? 107 00:07:49,731 --> 00:07:51,195 I have to go in the morning. The train is six hours late. 108 00:07:51,550 --> 00:07:52,676 I have inquired. 109 00:07:53,112 --> 00:07:56,352 No one ever reaches in time. Is the driver there or is he gone? 110 00:07:56,386 --> 00:07:58,762 - I shall go and get them in a taxi. - Okay. 111 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:02,370 - What is this? - What? 112 00:08:02,573 --> 00:08:05,009 - What is this? - These are my glasses! 113 00:08:05,119 --> 00:08:07,221 It is already night. Are you blind? 114 00:08:07,541 --> 00:08:11,697 - It is an occasion of marriage. - Take them off! 115 00:08:12,704 --> 00:08:14,728 And go to the station and wait for them there. 116 00:08:15,296 --> 00:08:17,211 He wants to become a hero by wearing glasses. 117 00:08:17,778 --> 00:08:18,494 Tolerate him. 118 00:08:18,566 --> 00:08:20,694 Uncle, please tell them to play the song from 'Tere Naam' 119 00:08:20,856 --> 00:08:23,914 - Hey! You shall hear abuses from inside. - Only one song, Manoj uncle! 120 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:26,904 - Jai, get inside the house. - Only one song, mommy. 121 00:08:27,975 --> 00:08:30,159 Let them play it. Otherwise he shall not let us go. 122 00:08:30,459 --> 00:08:32,835 - Play then! Which one? - 'Tere Naam'. 123 00:08:50,633 --> 00:08:53,263 Hey! You dashed into my vehicle. 124 00:08:53,398 --> 00:08:54,922 By indicating right indicator you take the left turn. 125 00:08:54,929 --> 00:08:56,921 You'll running your cab with fake license. 126 00:08:57,109 --> 00:08:58,533 Hey! Don't use swear words. 127 00:08:58,777 --> 00:08:59,940 I am not using them on you, sir. 128 00:09:00,021 --> 00:09:01,867 Don't use them at all. Ladies are here. 129 00:09:02,913 --> 00:09:05,172 - Hey! Take it off the way. - He doesn't listen to me. 130 00:09:05,351 --> 00:09:06,671 Rakesh! How far is our house from here? 131 00:09:06,728 --> 00:09:07,713 Uncle, my name is Manoj. 132 00:09:07,900 --> 00:09:10,092 Whatever! Let's leave this taxi and go walking. 133 00:09:10,249 --> 00:09:11,968 Wait a minute, uncle! Let me see to it. 134 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:13,609 - Uncle! Uncle! - Get down! Get down all of you. 135 00:09:14,069 --> 00:09:15,443 How decent are the people living in Mumbai! 136 00:09:15,453 --> 00:09:17,437 Uncle. - If this were to happen in Bihar you can't imagine.. 137 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:18,466 ..what would have happened by now. 138 00:09:18,577 --> 00:09:19,890 Take out your luggage. We shall go walking. 139 00:09:19,924 --> 00:09:21,391 - Uncle! - So uncle, are you from Bihar? 140 00:09:21,450 --> 00:09:24,620 - How much should we pay you? - Even I too am from Bihar, uncle. 141 00:09:24,909 --> 00:09:27,054 - Rakesh.. - But who is Rakesh? 142 00:09:27,210 --> 00:09:28,132 - Rakesh, take the luggage out. - Listen.. 143 00:09:28,178 --> 00:09:30,877 - But who is Rakesh? - Uncle! You are really angry. 144 00:09:30,957 --> 00:09:33,474 Hey! Bihar is being defamed because of people like you. 145 00:09:33,554 --> 00:09:34,484 Rakesh, take the luggage out. 146 00:09:34,510 --> 00:09:36,967 - Uncle, my name is Manoj. - Whatever.. 147 00:09:38,095 --> 00:09:41,670 Listen, isn't even younger son of Suresh.. 148 00:09:41,984 --> 00:09:43,740 .. who was born even after a vasectomy? 149 00:09:44,078 --> 00:09:46,843 - Speak in a low voice. He might hear. - What if he hears? 150 00:09:46,999 --> 00:09:49,438 If he was born after a vasectomy, then that is it. 151 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,166 - You? - Me? 152 00:10:08,117 --> 00:10:11,607 - I'm sorry. - It's okay. 153 00:10:12,498 --> 00:10:14,786 - Shall I get up? - Yes! 154 00:10:18,809 --> 00:10:19,411 (Grunts) 155 00:10:20,055 --> 00:10:20,978 - Please get up. - Sorry. 156 00:10:21,823 --> 00:10:23,276 Please do it fast, Rakesh! 157 00:10:26,454 --> 00:10:27,361 My name is not Rakesh. 158 00:10:27,410 --> 00:10:31,612 You go! - Excuse me, can you tell me where this house is? 159 00:10:31,642 --> 00:10:32,534 This house..! 160 00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:35,246 (Vehicle passing sound) 161 00:10:35,542 --> 00:10:37,578 - And you? - Asmi! 162 00:10:37,886 --> 00:10:40,738 - Sister-in-law - Sister-in-law. - Sister-in-law Asmi! 163 00:10:41,069 --> 00:10:43,177 I am Asmi but not your sister-in-law! 164 00:10:43,216 --> 00:10:46,936 - If you were supposed to come yesterday. - Yes, that is true. 165 00:10:46,993 --> 00:10:49,136 - But I had some urgent work and so.. - What urgent work?! 166 00:10:49,164 --> 00:10:50,322 You should have made a phone call to me and.. 167 00:10:50,363 --> 00:10:53,016 ..I would have come to take you. Uncle she is Sister-in-law Asmi! 168 00:10:55,862 --> 00:10:56,589 Go and touch of his feet, sister-in-law. 169 00:10:56,592 --> 00:10:58,659 The old man is very touchy and takes umbrage quickly. 170 00:10:59,323 --> 00:11:01,284 Go and touch his feet. Go now! Go! 171 00:11:01,723 --> 00:11:04,488 - His feet? - Yes, touch them. - Otherwise he shall feel bad. 172 00:11:05,433 --> 00:11:07,871 - Go now! Bend! Bend! - May you live long! 173 00:11:07,916 --> 00:11:10,757 And she is our eldest auntie. Touch her feet. 174 00:11:11,011 --> 00:11:12,636 And she is Ritu. You need not touch her feet. 175 00:11:13,616 --> 00:11:15,676 - Hi. - Hi aunty! - Aunty? 176 00:11:16,861 --> 00:11:18,344 It is good that you have come, sister-in-law. 177 00:11:18,714 --> 00:11:20,515 - It is very good. - Not sister-in-law! 178 00:11:20,737 --> 00:11:23,816 - What do you mean? - Asmi yes, sister-in-law no! 179 00:11:23,882 --> 00:11:26,557 Yes, you told me even on the phone not to call you sister-in-law. 180 00:11:26,570 --> 00:11:27,827 Since you are younger in age. 181 00:11:28,262 --> 00:11:30,136 Sister-in-law, this is the house of marriage. 182 00:11:30,159 --> 00:11:31,425 There are many elders here. 183 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:32,556 If I don't address a sister-in-law as sister-in-law then.. 184 00:11:32,582 --> 00:11:34,996 ..I shall be thrown out of the house. Uncle, there is our house. 185 00:11:35,067 --> 00:11:37,230 - Where is it? - It must be that one. - There it is. 186 00:11:37,286 --> 00:11:40,081 - Which one are you talking about? - You walk on, we shall find it. 187 00:11:40,118 --> 00:11:43,221 - But.. - You too come on. 188 00:11:43,525 --> 00:11:47,086 This uncle from Bihar doesn't look as old as he really is. 189 00:11:47,215 --> 00:11:50,817 He dyes his hair. He does a 100 situps every morning. 190 00:11:51,150 --> 00:11:52,073 And he is so energetic.. 191 00:11:52,238 --> 00:11:54,566 ..that Kamasutra is his favourite book even at this age. 192 00:11:55,108 --> 00:11:56,962 But how come sister-in-law Asmi is here? 193 00:11:57,523 --> 00:11:58,678 Brother must have said.. 194 00:11:58,681 --> 00:12:00,468 .. that if he came himself, he would be skinned. 195 00:12:00,785 --> 00:12:02,034 That is why he sent sister-in-law so as to cool.. 196 00:12:02,114 --> 00:12:03,542 ..the tempers of the people here. How is brother, sister-in-law? 197 00:12:04,309 --> 00:12:08,112 - Listen.. - Okay, pick it up. 198 00:12:08,344 --> 00:12:09,733 But, I am.. 199 00:12:09,766 --> 00:12:12,199 I have no problem, sister-in-law. Pick it up! 200 00:12:12,414 --> 00:12:14,893 You ran away and married in a court. I have no problem with that. 201 00:12:14,925 --> 00:12:17,704 I suggest that one must marry the person he or she loves. 202 00:12:17,712 --> 00:12:18,877 Initially the people in our house may scold you. 203 00:12:18,907 --> 00:12:20,870 Bear it for a while. Come and meet all of them. 204 00:12:20,905 --> 00:12:22,774 Come and meet all the family members one after the other. (Grunts) 205 00:12:23,706 --> 00:12:26,825 Come on, come sister-in-law! Please come in. 206 00:12:27,665 --> 00:12:28,969 Come here all of you. 207 00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:32,255 I went to bring one guest but returned with. (Objects clatter) 208 00:12:32,434 --> 00:12:35,229 - Guess who has come. - Who has come? 209 00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:36,759 Some stranger must have come. But I don't know. 210 00:12:36,984 --> 00:12:38,753 It is sister-in-law Asmi that has come. 211 00:12:39,317 --> 00:12:41,674 No, I am Asmi but not.. (Women sobbing) 212 00:12:42,908 --> 00:12:43,850 Dead. 213 00:12:44,916 --> 00:12:45,932 (Women sobbing) 214 00:12:49,283 --> 00:12:50,156 Mother! 215 00:12:51,233 --> 00:12:55,515 - Mother! Don't cry. - How can I not cry? 216 00:12:57,154 --> 00:13:03,104 This girl has estranged my son and. 217 00:13:04,543 --> 00:13:06,937 My god! 218 00:13:07,425 --> 00:13:12,101 I did see the face of my son since two years. 219 00:13:12,228 --> 00:13:14,591 Mother! Be quiet. 220 00:13:14,639 --> 00:13:18,798 They went to a court and got married. 221 00:13:19,246 --> 00:13:21,415 Don't be afraid, sister-in-law. It is all a drama. 222 00:13:21,418 --> 00:13:22,260 She shall become normal soon. 223 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,030 Why are you standing quiet? Why don't you say something? 224 00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:29,378 What can I say? My teeth were lost in the train itself. 225 00:13:29,662 --> 00:13:31,178 Mother! 226 00:13:35,723 --> 00:13:39,873 - What happened? - You only tell me, brother! 227 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:42,114 - My respects! - Go and wash your face first. 228 00:13:42,130 --> 00:13:45,631 Listen. I am not your sister-in-law. I am Asmi but not.. 229 00:13:45,634 --> 00:13:47,654 Sister-in-law, please! The situation might go worse. 230 00:13:47,904 --> 00:13:49,645 For god's sake why don't you understand? 231 00:13:49,806 --> 00:13:50,811 I'm not your sister-in-law. 232 00:13:50,814 --> 00:13:52,131 I understand, sister-in-law! I understand. 233 00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:54,898 But right now I have to call a sister-in-law a sister-in-law. 234 00:13:55,057 --> 00:13:58,146 To hell with your sister-in-law! I'm not your sister-in-law! 235 00:13:58,329 --> 00:14:03,768 Hey God! Is she now going to reject even the relationship? 236 00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:08,759 She has snatched a son from his mother. 237 00:14:08,955 --> 00:14:10,773 Now will she keep quiet.. 238 00:14:10,776 --> 00:14:14,054 ..only after breaking whatever relationship is left? 239 00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:17,662 You are mistaking me. I am Asmi, Asmi Ganatra. 240 00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:18,902 - Yes. - Not Asmi sister-in-law. 241 00:14:18,950 --> 00:14:22,367 Yes, but.. - Shut up! And I did not come from Delhi. 242 00:14:22,392 --> 00:14:24,659 I stay right here in Mumbai. 243 00:14:26,696 --> 00:14:28,357 I am a TV director. 244 00:14:28,491 --> 00:14:29,838 What is that? 245 00:14:30,124 --> 00:14:33,288 - I make TV serials. - What serial auntie? 246 00:14:33,638 --> 00:14:38,222 Auntie?!.. I make them but haven't made any so far. 247 00:14:44,914 --> 00:14:47,640 - I mean.. - She hasn't made any! 248 00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:51,444 I mean, I'm going to make a new serial. 249 00:14:52,443 --> 00:14:53,542 It is about you people. 250 00:15:00,016 --> 00:15:02,814 We are going to make 13 episodes about this marriage. 251 00:15:03,161 --> 00:15:05,536 And that they do serial is aired.. 252 00:15:05,860 --> 00:15:08,370 ..all of you shall become celebrities. 253 00:15:08,748 --> 00:15:10,898 All overnight! 254 00:15:11,283 --> 00:15:15,688 - What shall we become? Which city? - Publicity, uncle! 255 00:15:16,029 --> 00:15:17,825 We shall become famous. 256 00:15:17,899 --> 00:15:19,411 What would you do by becoming famous? 257 00:15:20,844 --> 00:15:23,825 I ask you what you would gain by becoming famous? 258 00:15:24,418 --> 00:15:26,565 Shall your milkman give you free milk? 259 00:15:26,912 --> 00:15:29,054 Or shall you get free ration at the grocery store? 260 00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:31,785 I ask you what you shall achieve by becoming famous. 261 00:15:31,844 --> 00:15:36,291 Uncle, in today's world everyone wants to become famous. 262 00:15:36,484 --> 00:15:40,158 How can I talk to you, madam? I don't even know you. 263 00:15:40,770 --> 00:15:43,488 Nephew, you only answer her. She is your guest. 264 00:15:43,523 --> 00:15:44,458 You only tell her. 265 00:15:44,962 --> 00:15:47,588 Uncle, what should I.. 266 00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:49,442 Why do you stammer like that? 267 00:15:49,525 --> 00:15:50,896 Speak out your heart. 268 00:15:51,143 --> 00:15:53,856 I.. I.. I.. like a goat! 269 00:15:58,271 --> 00:15:59,575 (Girl's laughter) 270 00:16:10,399 --> 00:16:13,319 - Please give me an autograph! - Where should I do it? 271 00:16:13,454 --> 00:16:15,098 Anywhere! 272 00:16:22,406 --> 00:16:27,105 Treatment for prickly heat! Just one autograph of Shekhar Joshi! 273 00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,917 It's okay. I give my approval. 274 00:16:54,275 --> 00:16:57,290 What happened? Why are you so anxious? 275 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,067 Why shouldn't I be anxious? 276 00:16:59,178 --> 00:17:00,781 Show their marriages on the TV. 277 00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:03,435 Don't these T.V. people have mothers and sisters? 278 00:17:03,937 --> 00:17:08,350 Show their marriages on the TV. And look at this son of Suresh. 279 00:17:08,722 --> 00:17:10,795 He didn't even think about the respect of the house.. 280 00:17:10,968 --> 00:17:11,857 .. and gave his consent. 281 00:17:12,759 --> 00:17:14,947 That is because he thinks he will become famous.. 282 00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:16,088 .. by appearing on the TV. 283 00:17:16,174 --> 00:17:19,837 - All of us shall become famous. - why would you become famous? 284 00:17:20,214 --> 00:17:22,138 The bride is his daughter, he is the bride's father.. 285 00:17:22,270 --> 00:17:23,447 ..and his wife is the bride's mother. 286 00:17:23,696 --> 00:17:26,678 They only will be in focus all the time. 287 00:17:26,874 --> 00:17:27,900 You shall appear.. 288 00:17:27,903 --> 00:17:29,597 .. standing here and there like an extra with.. 289 00:17:29,699 --> 00:17:31,760 .. a rose turban on your head. 290 00:17:33,145 --> 00:17:36,300 They will be the real stars. 291 00:17:36,544 --> 00:17:40,460 So what? They too are members of our family. 292 00:17:40,548 --> 00:17:41,866 Who is seeking your opinion? 293 00:17:42,088 --> 00:17:44,861 You don't have teeth but say big things. 294 00:17:45,038 --> 00:17:49,732 If we don't do anything then this son of Suresh put us to shame in public. 295 00:17:50,056 --> 00:17:50,953 This is.. 296 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:54,222 What happened? 297 00:17:55,278 --> 00:17:56,080 This... 298 00:18:04,017 --> 00:18:07,239 What is this? 299 00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:10,317 Brother Suresh does the business of undergarments. 300 00:18:17,023 --> 00:18:22,844 I went here and there. I don't know where all I went. 301 00:18:22,962 --> 00:18:24,531 Okay stop! 302 00:18:25,247 --> 00:18:29,736 Hi, this is Ritu Joshi and let us first meet the bride. 303 00:18:30,037 --> 00:18:34,643 The marriage party moves ahead followed by the marriage band. 304 00:18:34,759 --> 00:18:39,362 The groom has arrived, O bride open the door. 305 00:18:39,461 --> 00:18:43,534 Knock! Knock! Open the door! 306 00:18:43,902 --> 00:18:47,631 Hi, this is Ritu Joshi and the marriage is after four days. 307 00:18:47,820 --> 00:18:51,554 Decorate your hands and the palanquin. 308 00:18:51,780 --> 00:18:56,097 Your love is going to come to take you. 309 00:18:57,885 --> 00:19:01,760 - So, how are you feeling ma'am? - Feeling like shit! 310 00:19:04,701 --> 00:19:07,539 So that's how our bride feels today. She feels shitty! 311 00:19:07,627 --> 00:19:09,753 Shitty, Shitty bride! 312 00:19:10,151 --> 00:19:14,567 - Hey sister! You lack in glamour a bit. - Yeah? - Yeah! 313 00:19:14,795 --> 00:19:16,260 One minute, check this. 314 00:19:33,015 --> 00:19:34,182 Damn! 315 00:19:34,415 --> 00:19:37,483 Why do you exclaim like that? This is their bread and butter. 316 00:19:37,821 --> 00:19:39,440 That is what I say. 317 00:19:39,567 --> 00:19:42,615 These have been earning money sinfully and lost their religion. 318 00:19:43,022 --> 00:19:45,140 I've telling lies for forty years in Bhagalpur. 319 00:19:45,197 --> 00:19:47,098 They say that Suresh has become.. 320 00:19:47,124 --> 00:19:49,154 .. a rich man in Mumbai and ask me what he does. 321 00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:50,825 What should I tell them? 322 00:19:51,026 --> 00:19:54,988 That he makes undergarments of ladies? 323 00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:58,189 My head hangs in shame when I think of the questions they ask. 324 00:19:58,421 --> 00:19:59,537 What does he do?! 325 00:19:59,905 --> 00:20:01,530 We just tell them that he does cloth business. 326 00:20:02,027 --> 00:20:03,271 But if one earns money immorally.. 327 00:20:03,341 --> 00:20:04,105 ..there will be sin in one's life. 328 00:20:04,154 --> 00:20:06,957 Just see what his son did. 329 00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:11,123 He shall throw the prestige of his house to the streets in search of fame. 330 00:20:19,172 --> 00:20:24,099 - This has come from here. - It is not mine. 331 00:20:25,923 --> 00:20:26,800 Hi! 332 00:20:26,947 --> 00:20:28,977 This is Ritu Joshi and now we shall talk to the eldest.. 333 00:20:28,980 --> 00:20:30,513 ..granduncle of the bride. 334 00:20:30,617 --> 00:20:33,210 Grandpa, how do you feel on this occasion? 335 00:20:33,251 --> 00:20:33,826 It's like.. 336 00:20:33,867 --> 00:20:37,420 - Grandpa, what is that in your hand? - It is granny's bra! 337 00:20:43,319 --> 00:20:45,539 Grandpa! That room is kept for you. 338 00:20:46,766 --> 00:20:48,520 We are going back. 339 00:20:48,599 --> 00:20:50,927 Where to? 340 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:55,842 - Our home. We cannot stay here any longer. - But why? 341 00:20:55,993 --> 00:20:59,990 What a question! We value our prestige more than anything else. 342 00:21:00,085 --> 00:21:02,270 What happened now, uncle? 343 00:21:02,507 --> 00:21:04,427 We came here.. 344 00:21:04,458 --> 00:21:06,404 .. planning to attend the marriage of our granddaughter. 345 00:21:06,709 --> 00:21:07,997 Here we learnt.. 346 00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:09,838 ..that what you are doing is not the marriage of your daughter.. 347 00:21:09,887 --> 00:21:11,230 ..but a TV serial. 348 00:21:12,592 --> 00:21:14,371 Please forgive me. 349 00:21:14,751 --> 00:21:18,246 If I go home people will say that he went to attend a marriage.. 350 00:21:18,264 --> 00:21:20,142 .. but has returned after performing in a drama. 351 00:21:20,378 --> 00:21:21,548 How should I answer them? 352 00:21:21,551 --> 00:21:23,119 Elder brother says the right thing. 353 00:21:23,602 --> 00:21:25,255 We too shall not stay for the marriage. 354 00:21:25,356 --> 00:21:29,435 Won't we stay? But my teeth are going to be delivered tomorrow. 355 00:21:29,502 --> 00:21:32,190 In that case you may stay back with your teeth. But I shall go. 356 00:21:32,831 --> 00:21:34,595 But uncle, how can this marriage with performed without.. 357 00:21:34,598 --> 00:21:35,714 ..elders attending it? 358 00:21:35,993 --> 00:21:37,496 No one shall go anywhere. 359 00:21:37,972 --> 00:21:39,486 Whatever is the opinion of the elders in this house.. 360 00:21:39,675 --> 00:21:40,838 ..shall be binding on everyone. 361 00:21:41,565 --> 00:21:44,310 Shekhar, call that TV woman. 362 00:21:46,814 --> 00:21:50,804 It was so simple! So simple, like a piece of cake. 363 00:21:51,509 --> 00:21:54,544 I just told them that they would become stars and be famous.. 364 00:21:54,766 --> 00:21:57,708 ..and that 45 crore homes all over the world.. 365 00:21:57,772 --> 00:22:02,954 Not 45 but 47 crores.. 470 million homes.. 366 00:22:03,305 --> 00:22:05,688 ..and that 47 crore homes all over the world shall.. 367 00:22:05,730 --> 00:22:07,587 ..watch the marriage in your home. 368 00:22:08,221 --> 00:22:09,893 I knew it was a wonderful idea. 369 00:22:10,127 --> 00:22:13,261 - I knew it from the beginning. - All my idea is a great, darling. 370 00:22:13,604 --> 00:22:17,777 - Super idea! - But that was.. my idea! 371 00:22:22,441 --> 00:22:24,781 Hello I am Asmi speaking. 372 00:22:25,592 --> 00:22:26,898 Mr. Joshi! 373 00:22:28,756 --> 00:22:30,260 Tell me. 374 00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:31,948 What?! 375 00:22:32,822 --> 00:22:35,839 But why? The reputation of your family? 376 00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:39,424 But how can this? That's okay! 377 00:22:39,496 --> 00:22:42,753 But you.. But I.. But you and your commitment.. 378 00:22:43,046 --> 00:22:45,566 Hello! Hello! 379 00:22:49,193 --> 00:22:50,355 What happened? 380 00:22:50,906 --> 00:22:53,417 - They rejected the idea. - What?! 381 00:22:53,582 --> 00:22:54,956 - What?! - What?! 382 00:22:55,451 --> 00:22:57,370 It seems that some members of the family didn't agree. 383 00:23:02,605 --> 00:23:07,856 I knew it. I knew it damn well. You guys are so incompetent! 384 00:23:08,130 --> 00:23:10,433 Absolutely incompetent! 385 00:23:10,902 --> 00:23:12,282 We shall give the show to someone else. 386 00:23:12,771 --> 00:23:17,495 - We shall do that just today. - No! I shall do something. 387 00:23:18,031 --> 00:23:18,704 I knew it! 388 00:23:18,853 --> 00:23:23,337 I said that such a big show cannot be handled by a first-time director. 389 00:23:23,432 --> 00:23:27,493 - I said that. - You certainly did. - Damn! 390 00:23:28,882 --> 00:23:31,778 - You knew the profile of your audience. - Yes.. 391 00:23:31,866 --> 00:23:33,550 Did you go there wearing these clothes? 392 00:23:33,671 --> 00:23:36,491 I mean, you go to meet a traditional Indian family wearing these cloths? 393 00:23:36,641 --> 00:23:39,909 No wonder, they don't relate to you. Are you Julia Roberts? - Yes.. 394 00:23:39,953 --> 00:23:41,479 - Are you Demi Moore? - No! 395 00:23:41,708 --> 00:23:44,104 The show is about an Indian marriage and you go there as.. 396 00:23:44,107 --> 00:23:45,768 ..if you just returned from England! 397 00:23:45,802 --> 00:23:46,639 I will do something. 398 00:23:47,029 --> 00:23:49,081 - What shall you do? - What shall you do? 399 00:23:49,735 --> 00:23:54,143 - Give me just one day. - Given! You are given a day's time. 400 00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:58,818 Okay, one day. And your time starts now! 401 00:24:03,082 --> 00:24:05,417 Okay, we shall give you a new offer. 402 00:24:05,690 --> 00:24:10,804 Is this a fish market that you came to bargain? 403 00:24:13,384 --> 00:24:14,373 Bargain. 404 00:24:16,056 --> 00:24:18,831 This girl is really.. 405 00:24:26,650 --> 00:24:29,636 Why is he staring at me like a frog? 406 00:24:42,455 --> 00:24:45,294 We shall bear half the expenses of this marriage. 407 00:24:47,113 --> 00:24:48,108 I look okay. 408 00:24:50,918 --> 00:24:53,588 She looks lovely. 409 00:24:54,661 --> 00:24:56,248 Don't think about her. 410 00:24:56,251 --> 00:24:58,999 She is much higher than your standard. 411 00:24:59,168 --> 00:25:02,032 - We shall save a lot of money. - Really? 412 00:25:02,106 --> 00:25:04,936 If they bear half the expenses... 413 00:25:04,939 --> 00:25:07,717 ...it means that we shall save at least 20 lakhs. 414 00:25:08,006 --> 00:25:09,912 Hey why are you murmuring there like a woman? 415 00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:11,272 Say it aloud before all. 416 00:25:12,735 --> 00:25:14,872 I am just saying uncle that.. 417 00:25:15,348 --> 00:25:18,100 ..how can I think of going against your wishes? 418 00:25:19,176 --> 00:25:21,303 Okay, we shall bear the entire expense. 419 00:25:34,009 --> 00:25:35,636 He became a frog again! 420 00:25:38,869 --> 00:25:41,512 I don't know why this old man is itchy. 421 00:25:41,845 --> 00:25:45,908 Won't everyone feel nice if such a beautiful girl is around for the marriage? 422 00:25:48,292 --> 00:25:51,030 Then grandfather of the bride has made up his mind. 423 00:25:51,118 --> 00:25:54,650 - Isn't it Suresh? - Yes. 424 00:25:57,955 --> 00:26:03,392 Give sweets to the producer and send them off. Rakesh? 425 00:26:03,510 --> 00:26:04,950 - Manoj. - Yes. 426 00:26:05,780 --> 00:26:09,153 Suresh has so many sons that it is difficult to remember their names. 427 00:26:09,508 --> 00:26:10,877 - Give them sweets. - What? 428 00:26:10,902 --> 00:26:12,693 - Sweets! - Okay. 429 00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:32,253 - I too shall dance. - I practiced too. 430 00:26:32,303 --> 00:26:33,409 Chances I do, uncle? 431 00:26:34,499 --> 00:26:38,767 - There won't be any shooting. - Oh no! - Oh yes! 432 00:26:38,999 --> 00:26:40,971 It would have been enjoyable if it was there. - Yes. 433 00:26:41,081 --> 00:26:43,878 - Sister-in-law, give me some sweets. - I shall get them just now. 434 00:26:44,534 --> 00:26:49,250 Hi, this is Ritu Joshi! It is time for me to say goodbye. 435 00:26:49,384 --> 00:26:50,776 Listen to this song now. 436 00:26:51,008 --> 00:26:55,255 We shall meet again for the next show. See you! - See you! 437 00:26:55,326 --> 00:26:59,755 The desires of my heart were washed away as tears.. 438 00:26:59,835 --> 00:27:04,464 - They have left. - Uncle, sweets. - They have left. 439 00:27:04,549 --> 00:27:06,986 - They must be just outside. - Go and give them the sweets. 440 00:27:07,074 --> 00:27:09,469 This is a marriage house. There must be sweets. 441 00:27:09,488 --> 00:27:10,852 There are many in the house to eat sweets. 442 00:27:12,955 --> 00:27:14,512 Listen! Listen! 443 00:27:22,698 --> 00:27:24,376 What did I do to you? 444 00:27:24,690 --> 00:27:26,870 I was just going to offer you these sweets. 445 00:27:27,237 --> 00:27:28,578 How strange you people are! 446 00:27:28,610 --> 00:27:31,083 You first cheat and then offer sweets. 447 00:27:32,567 --> 00:27:34,368 You look lovely in these clothes. 448 00:27:36,181 --> 00:27:38,851 If you take off your hand, I shall get up. 449 00:27:39,978 --> 00:27:42,027 Oh sorry! 450 00:27:47,735 --> 00:27:50,119 - Get up..! - I know how to get up. 451 00:27:51,045 --> 00:27:52,869 I too know how make people get up. 452 00:28:02,819 --> 00:28:06,326 - Here. - I shall pick them up myself. 453 00:28:06,829 --> 00:28:09,905 My hands are not dirty. See this. See this. 454 00:28:12,154 --> 00:28:16,382 Take this. Why don't you cover some other marriage? 455 00:28:16,892 --> 00:28:18,814 This is not the marriage season. 456 00:28:19,399 --> 00:28:21,610 You mean there is no other family in Mumbai? 457 00:28:22,147 --> 00:28:25,072 There is, but we need a marriage in a joint family. 458 00:28:25,456 --> 00:28:27,378 And yours is the only home where such a marriage is happening. 459 00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:34,194 What shall you do now? 460 00:28:34,689 --> 00:28:38,626 - How does it matter to you? - I just asked.. 461 00:28:40,674 --> 00:28:43,787 What can I do? This was my first chance. 462 00:28:44,156 --> 00:28:45,674 Now they will dismiss me. 463 00:28:46,867 --> 00:28:50,448 I too shall quit everything and get married. 464 00:28:51,031 --> 00:28:53,647 I think this industry in not for me. 465 00:28:54,898 --> 00:28:59,079 Had this been my marriage, I would have given you my consent. 466 00:29:05,718 --> 00:29:07,333 Whom should I marry? 467 00:29:09,039 --> 00:29:11,024 There isn't anyone. 468 00:29:14,361 --> 00:29:18,120 Have these sweets. It is not my marriage but my niece's. 469 00:29:21,634 --> 00:29:22,596 Thank you. 470 00:29:57,355 --> 00:30:00,535 Come Pauji! Make it fast. Everyone is clamoring for snacks. 471 00:30:09,482 --> 00:30:10,739 Bring the orange one for me, please. 472 00:30:10,746 --> 00:30:13,195 Hey brother-in-law! Who are you dreaming about? 473 00:30:15,212 --> 00:30:16,490 Nothing special, sister-in-law. Just as usual. 474 00:30:17,274 --> 00:30:20,749 It is not usual. You were smiling. 475 00:30:21,018 --> 00:30:23,135 I was just looking at the women and smiling. 476 00:30:23,361 --> 00:30:26,836 Oh god! Who were you smiling at? Let me see. 477 00:30:28,983 --> 00:30:30,670 Is it that woman in the purple saree? 478 00:30:31,166 --> 00:30:35,566 That woman as a husband and two children. I shall murder you! 479 00:30:36,079 --> 00:30:38,236 In that case you must tell it yourself. 480 00:30:38,788 --> 00:30:40,591 Otherwise, we are new to your city.. 481 00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:42,943 ..and shall fix your marriage with some such woman. 482 00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:46,247 Sister-in-law, who would want to marry me? 483 00:30:46,307 --> 00:30:49,122 I am good for nothing did not complete college.. 484 00:30:51,013 --> 00:30:53,436 I'm going to have to live life as a bachelor. 485 00:30:53,617 --> 00:30:54,150 Why so? 486 00:30:54,231 --> 00:30:56,428 Ask me and I shall bring three or four matches for you right away. 487 00:30:56,683 --> 00:30:57,644 Go sister-in-law! 488 00:30:57,685 --> 00:30:59,812 Otherwise the snacks too will become old like me. 489 00:31:04,398 --> 00:31:05,890 (Indistinct chattering) 490 00:31:06,125 --> 00:31:09,631 Sister-in-law, I too like someone but... 491 00:31:12,318 --> 00:31:14,191 ...she is out of my reach. 492 00:31:18,499 --> 00:31:21,460 Asmi Ganatra, Juhu Scheme! 493 00:31:32,462 --> 00:31:32,970 (Door bell rings) 494 00:31:35,157 --> 00:31:40,181 Oh No! This sticker has come here too! Hi! 495 00:31:44,487 --> 00:31:47,126 - Why are you looking like this? - Nothing. 496 00:31:50,336 --> 00:31:53,159 Did they dismiss you from work? 497 00:31:53,817 --> 00:31:55,778 Did you come this far just to ask this question? 498 00:31:56,706 --> 00:31:57,954 No, I... 499 00:31:59,369 --> 00:32:02,278 ...came regarding some work that I have with you. 500 00:32:02,793 --> 00:32:04,041 What is that work? 501 00:32:05,776 --> 00:32:07,607 Should we just stand here and talk about it? 502 00:32:08,466 --> 00:32:10,464 I stay alone in this house. 503 00:32:12,495 --> 00:32:15,704 So, if any guess arrives, do you send them off from outside itself? 504 00:32:19,131 --> 00:32:20,172 Come in. 505 00:32:25,761 --> 00:32:29,829 Oh! This fell down there. Thanks! Thanks! 506 00:32:33,354 --> 00:32:37,173 - Your house is.. - Good. I know it. Thanks all the same. 507 00:32:37,846 --> 00:32:41,253 I was about to say something else. Your house is.. 508 00:32:42,833 --> 00:32:43,696 ..it is a little small. 509 00:32:44,262 --> 00:32:46,892 What have you got to do with that? You shall get space to sit. 510 00:32:47,290 --> 00:32:50,163 Yes, I can see that. 511 00:32:51,609 --> 00:32:54,464 But if I sit, I become a little nervous. 512 00:32:58,283 --> 00:33:02,588 But anyway, thanks all the same. 513 00:33:03,770 --> 00:33:06,826 Why don't you go now? Shall you keep standing here? 514 00:33:10,721 --> 00:33:14,979 What I came for is.. I have an idea. 515 00:33:15,366 --> 00:33:16,748 Do you get ideas too? 516 00:33:17,432 --> 00:33:22,481 I get only ideas. I get a lot of ideas but no one listens to me. 517 00:33:23,498 --> 00:33:25,920 If you listen to me your work will be done and.. 518 00:33:28,865 --> 00:33:30,230 ..may be my work too may be done. 519 00:33:33,257 --> 00:33:37,016 - I shall change my clothes and come. - No, even this way will do. 520 00:33:37,042 --> 00:33:37,762 What do you mean? 521 00:33:38,549 --> 00:33:42,355 I mean why bother about clothes, I will tell you my idea as you are. 522 00:33:43,356 --> 00:33:46,264 Stupid! We shall go to meet the Producer, outside. 523 00:33:46,993 --> 00:33:47,849 Okay. 524 00:33:51,008 --> 00:33:52,164 Stupid! Wah! 525 00:33:52,890 --> 00:33:56,908 - Very interesting idea! - Yeah, very interesting! 526 00:33:56,989 --> 00:33:59,040 I knew that you would like this idea. 527 00:34:00,495 --> 00:34:02,257 I was thinking since some time.. 528 00:34:02,260 --> 00:34:03,261 .. how to solve this problem. 529 00:34:03,264 --> 00:34:05,719 And then suddenly I got this idea. 530 00:34:05,953 --> 00:34:07,456 Who got this idea? 531 00:34:08,851 --> 00:34:11,643 For this you have to talk to someone in that house. 532 00:34:11,913 --> 00:34:13,597 I'm talking to you only after doing that. 533 00:34:13,775 --> 00:34:15,237 This means that we have already talked to someone in that.. 534 00:34:15,388 --> 00:34:17,760 - ..house about this. - Yes ma'am. 535 00:34:18,404 --> 00:34:20,664 - Very smart! - Thank you, ma'am. 536 00:34:20,996 --> 00:34:23,391 What happened to you? You were not like this. 537 00:34:23,761 --> 00:34:26,229 I was always like this. 538 00:34:26,292 --> 00:34:29,050 But I never got the opportunity to show you my talent. 539 00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:30,941 Okay, start working on this. 540 00:34:31,153 --> 00:34:33,700 But remember, this time there should be no problems. 541 00:34:33,897 --> 00:34:36,300 Absolutely ma'am, they won't be any problem at all. 542 00:34:36,757 --> 00:34:38,956 - All the best! - All the best! 543 00:34:39,377 --> 00:34:41,768 Thank you ma'am! Thank you ma'am! 544 00:34:52,908 --> 00:34:55,815 How can you do this? You took my idea but claimed to be yours. 545 00:34:56,152 --> 00:34:57,153 My idea! 546 00:34:57,242 --> 00:34:59,089 We need to do that sometimes, brother. 547 00:34:59,130 --> 00:35:01,143 One grows big only by stealing others' ideas. 548 00:35:01,556 --> 00:35:03,213 And we shall compensate you, my friend. 549 00:35:03,701 --> 00:35:05,409 In return for your help.. 550 00:35:05,412 --> 00:35:09,347 - ..we shall give you, how much.. - Fifty.. - Fifty thousand. 551 00:35:09,398 --> 00:35:13,017 - Fifty? Fifty? Five lakhs. - Five lakhs? 552 00:35:13,113 --> 00:35:15,946 Don't say that my friend. 553 00:35:16,150 --> 00:35:18,174 Five lakhs! Even the idea for Sholay.. 554 00:35:18,178 --> 00:35:19,424 ..would not have fetched such a price. 555 00:35:19,436 --> 00:35:21,694 Didn't you say to my brother that you would bear half the expenses for the marriage? 556 00:35:21,852 --> 00:35:23,370 If you have 3 lakhs, give me that and settle the issue. 557 00:35:23,615 --> 00:35:25,876 Explain him this Asmi. Tell him. 558 00:35:26,267 --> 00:35:29,322 That offer was made for a public shooting. 559 00:35:29,516 --> 00:35:31,520 But your idea was to do it secretly. 560 00:35:31,715 --> 00:35:33,832 My idea? Now has it become my idea? 561 00:35:34,060 --> 00:35:37,654 Oh my God! - Now is this my idea? Has it become my idea now? 562 00:35:37,726 --> 00:35:39,792 - Come in. - So now it has become my idea. 563 00:35:44,267 --> 00:35:48,309 - Hi Kavita! - Oh, what happened? 564 00:35:48,510 --> 00:35:52,444 - The channel liked our idea. - Our idea?! 565 00:35:52,825 --> 00:35:55,701 - Our idea? Our idea! - No, it's your idea. 566 00:35:55,735 --> 00:35:56,533 So it is once again my idea. 567 00:35:56,688 --> 00:35:59,502 I'm Kavita. I am the writer of this serial. 568 00:35:59,916 --> 00:36:01,972 Writer?! What is the need for a writer? 569 00:36:06,072 --> 00:36:07,874 What do I need to do now? 570 00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:10,885 Nothing! You must just ensure that.. 571 00:36:10,903 --> 00:36:13,682 ...when our man comes tonight to fit the cameras, they is no problem. 572 00:36:13,901 --> 00:36:15,195 What sort of problem? 573 00:36:15,268 --> 00:36:18,174 Our men will come to your house with five cameras. 574 00:36:18,325 --> 00:36:19,721 They will put them in such secret places that no one shall.. 575 00:36:19,731 --> 00:36:20,526 ..come to know of them. 576 00:36:20,799 --> 00:36:24,463 But let us assume that, god forbid, someone in your house.. 577 00:36:24,466 --> 00:36:25,785 ..comes to know of it. 578 00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:28,409 Then it is your responsibility to rein him in. 579 00:36:28,474 --> 00:36:29,247 Okay! Okay. 580 00:36:29,944 --> 00:36:33,113 Who shall operate these cameras? 581 00:36:33,276 --> 00:36:36,831 I mean, who will do the recording? 582 00:36:36,980 --> 00:36:39,206 Asmi and Kavita will do the recording. 583 00:36:39,340 --> 00:36:40,784 - Then I have a condition too. - What is it? 584 00:36:42,258 --> 00:36:43,526 Then I too shall do the recording. 585 00:36:44,870 --> 00:36:45,636 Why? 586 00:36:46,245 --> 00:36:49,948 Just to see what all you are recording. 587 00:36:50,327 --> 00:36:52,188 We are recording the marriage. What else? 588 00:36:52,251 --> 00:36:55,594 How can I know? How can I know? You may record just anything. 589 00:36:55,651 --> 00:36:57,144 What if you may record my brother and sister-in-law in a.. 590 00:36:57,642 --> 00:37:00,531 - ..romantic mood? - Oh God! 591 00:37:01,075 --> 00:37:03,362 We are not making a blue film of your brother and sister-in-law. 592 00:37:03,365 --> 00:37:05,675 Don't talk vulgar things about my brother and sister-in-law. 593 00:37:05,678 --> 00:37:06,737 They are not people of that type. 594 00:37:07,028 --> 00:37:09,384 Suppose you make some such thing and sell it in the market. 595 00:37:09,679 --> 00:37:11,706 Where shall I go and who shall I turn to? You only tell me. 596 00:37:11,817 --> 00:37:15,339 - Okay, I agree to your condition. - But.. 597 00:37:16,264 --> 00:37:20,220 Asmi, just think that he is the censor of our film. 598 00:37:21,259 --> 00:37:22,308 But.. 599 00:37:22,311 --> 00:37:23,878 Do you want to do the recording or not? 600 00:37:29,370 --> 00:37:31,706 In that case tell him to apply scent and sit next to me. 601 00:37:32,111 --> 00:37:36,701 It is insulting to a flower to apply scent and sit next to it. 602 00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:40,935 And it is also an insult to oneself to sit next to a fool like you. 603 00:37:41,225 --> 00:37:44,657 It will be a very good combination of this fool and that flower. 604 00:37:45,011 --> 00:37:46,303 Fool and flower! 605 00:37:53,208 --> 00:37:55,019 Oh God! The power supply is off! 606 00:37:55,534 --> 00:37:56,933 It looks like everywhere is power supply. 607 00:37:57,636 --> 00:37:59,792 Did you paid the electricity bill? 608 00:37:59,823 --> 00:38:02,776 Seems like I am related to electricity department, they give me free electricity. 609 00:38:02,955 --> 00:38:07,181 Walk carefully! My new teeth are there. 610 00:38:07,261 --> 00:38:10,278 I ask you why don't you keep your teeth in your mouth? 611 00:38:12,625 --> 00:38:16,567 What happened? Be careful! Light something! 612 00:38:16,787 --> 00:38:18,717 Does a marriage house look good when dark? 613 00:38:19,264 --> 00:38:20,997 How can I light anything? Nothing can be seen. 614 00:38:21,042 --> 00:38:22,217 Is there anyone here? 615 00:38:22,494 --> 00:38:24,267 What will anyone say if they see us? 616 00:38:24,468 --> 00:38:27,286 How will they see us? There is no light here. Come on. 617 00:38:28,146 --> 00:38:29,865 Manoj! Manoj! 618 00:38:31,197 --> 00:38:33,892 - Manoj! - Be careful! - Oh God! My leg is broken! 619 00:38:35,834 --> 00:38:44,128 Someone is incognito, someone is infamous. 620 00:38:44,549 --> 00:38:45,127 (Grunts) 621 00:38:45,454 --> 00:38:47,122 Who knows who it is.. 622 00:38:47,202 --> 00:38:49,844 Where is Piya gone? She is nowhere to be seen. 623 00:38:51,489 --> 00:38:53,711 She must be dreaming about her groom. 624 00:38:57,705 --> 00:38:59,958 My boy Rakesh, when will it come? 625 00:39:00,084 --> 00:39:02,872 My name is Manoj, uncle! Manoj! 626 00:39:03,027 --> 00:39:05,747 Whatever.. When will your electrician come? 627 00:39:07,059 --> 00:39:07,900 Get lost! 628 00:39:09,488 --> 00:39:11,052 Then they have to behave like kids. 629 00:39:11,060 --> 00:39:13,254 I know. - Someone is taking advantage of the darkness. 630 00:39:13,338 --> 00:39:15,778 Listen! Even Shalu is having an affair! 631 00:39:15,995 --> 00:39:17,529 - Is that true? - Yes. 632 00:39:18,655 --> 00:39:20,712 How strange! There is light in every house. 633 00:39:20,921 --> 00:39:22,857 It is only our house that is completely dark. 634 00:39:23,223 --> 00:39:24,848 (Cricket chirping) 635 00:39:26,191 --> 00:39:28,340 (Dog Barking) 636 00:39:31,837 --> 00:39:33,532 (Footsteps) 637 00:39:36,117 --> 00:39:41,576 Who is it? Wait a minute! 638 00:39:43,528 --> 00:39:45,447 Ritu! What are you doing here? 639 00:39:45,888 --> 00:39:47,253 - Nothing. - Who was that? 640 00:39:48,528 --> 00:39:50,862 - Rekha auntie. - Rekha auntie? 641 00:39:52,210 --> 00:39:53,956 Why did she go running upstairs? 642 00:39:55,243 --> 00:39:56,972 Why? 643 00:39:58,062 --> 00:39:59,077 What do I know?! 644 00:40:11,058 --> 00:40:12,065 Someone is here. 645 00:40:12,123 --> 00:40:15,097 Who is it? Who is that? 646 00:40:29,361 --> 00:40:31,181 (Door closes) 647 00:40:32,894 --> 00:40:34,156 Why were you so late? 648 00:40:34,252 --> 00:40:35,500 Sir! We went round this area three four times.. 649 00:40:35,517 --> 00:40:36,658 ..but couldn't find your house. 650 00:40:37,835 --> 00:40:38,825 Come on, replace the fuse quickly. 651 00:40:38,866 --> 00:40:39,923 Everyone is sitting in the courtyard. 652 00:40:40,034 --> 00:40:41,437 It is very suffocating in there. 653 00:40:42,060 --> 00:40:43,675 By the way why are you dressed like fire fighters? 654 00:40:43,859 --> 00:40:46,392 - They gave these costumes only, sir. - Come on, move quickly. Quick. 655 00:40:54,585 --> 00:40:56,197 - It is finished. - Thank God! 656 00:40:56,240 --> 00:40:59,012 What has finished, Rakesh? Nothing has happened. 657 00:41:01,759 --> 00:41:02,948 My name is.. 658 00:41:02,980 --> 00:41:05,009 It is Manoj and not Rakesh, uncle. 659 00:41:05,137 --> 00:41:07,564 Shut up. I too said that only. 660 00:41:08,002 --> 00:41:09,087 Here we go. 661 00:41:13,693 --> 00:41:14,596 Superb! 662 00:41:15,232 --> 00:41:18,640 Wow! This is so amazing. Fantastic! Yes! 663 00:41:19,055 --> 00:41:20,505 Yes! 664 00:41:20,958 --> 00:41:22,396 Wow. 665 00:41:23,219 --> 00:41:25,190 Keep your eyes open, sir. 666 00:41:25,433 --> 00:41:28,019 Otherwise we might record wrong things. 667 00:41:29,220 --> 00:41:31,425 I want you people think this house as yours. 668 00:41:32,357 --> 00:41:35,623 And my family as your family. 669 00:41:36,967 --> 00:41:40,327 He'll gonna bore us. 670 00:41:42,586 --> 00:41:46,204 Wow! That's very interesting. 671 00:41:47,048 --> 00:41:48,850 Neeraj! Zoom the camera on Piya. 672 00:41:48,930 --> 00:41:50,111 - Camera number? - Three. 673 00:41:51,514 --> 00:41:52,747 Here we go. 674 00:41:55,196 --> 00:41:56,083 Stop there! 675 00:41:56,584 --> 00:41:57,751 What's the idea? 676 00:41:58,750 --> 00:42:01,474 See this. A girl! 677 00:42:02,554 --> 00:42:03,981 A beautiful girl! 678 00:42:04,411 --> 00:42:06,465 What might she be thinking sitting in front of the mirror? 679 00:42:07,404 --> 00:42:09,971 What does she think? May be she is hungry. 680 00:42:09,981 --> 00:42:11,452 She wasn't given food till now. 681 00:42:11,713 --> 00:42:14,624 Please! Stop your flop jokes. We are working. 682 00:42:16,423 --> 00:42:19,249 What if we make a montage of this bride? 683 00:42:20,849 --> 00:42:23,544 Sometimes sitting in front of the mirror, thinking something. 684 00:42:25,429 --> 00:42:28,758 Sometimes looking out of window. 685 00:42:30,919 --> 00:42:34,248 Sometimes dreaming in the dark. 686 00:42:35,489 --> 00:42:36,458 Sometimes.. 687 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:38,826 Sometimes removing dandruff from her hair. 688 00:42:39,491 --> 00:42:41,022 Sometimes blowing her nose. 689 00:42:41,576 --> 00:42:44,241 Sometimes washing her hands after coming out of the toilet. 690 00:42:45,485 --> 00:42:47,091 Sometimes.. 691 00:42:48,277 --> 00:42:49,391 This man is impossible. 692 00:42:49,439 --> 00:42:51,436 - Why? - You and your sick jokes. 693 00:42:51,877 --> 00:42:54,313 Thank you, very much. 694 00:42:57,984 --> 00:43:00,010 The different forms of a beautiful bride. 695 00:43:02,031 --> 00:43:03,947 Her dreams, her happiness.. 696 00:43:05,747 --> 00:43:07,896 And we can play a song on this montage. 697 00:43:31,705 --> 00:43:39,831 Why does my mind fly away somewhere frequently these days? 698 00:43:47,033 --> 00:43:54,143 Why does my mind fly away somewhere frequently these days? 699 00:43:54,464 --> 00:44:02,674 Why does it leave me and fly away to someone else's home? 700 00:44:17,609 --> 00:44:23,090 This house and these surroundings shall bid me goodbye. 701 00:44:25,392 --> 00:44:29,167 This house and these surroundings shall bid me goodbye. 702 00:44:29,327 --> 00:44:32,981 They say that I shall belong to somewhere else. 703 00:44:33,134 --> 00:44:38,426 Why is then everyone so happy? 704 00:44:38,826 --> 00:44:42,509 Why is then everyone so happy? 705 00:44:42,744 --> 00:44:48,363 Can someone explain this to me? 706 00:44:50,651 --> 00:44:58,030 This heart of mine sees my predicament but says nothing. 707 00:44:58,126 --> 00:45:05,215 Why does my mind fly away somewhere frequently these days? 708 00:45:47,119 --> 00:45:49,397 Why did you go for shopping with my friend? 709 00:45:51,492 --> 00:45:52,717 So what? 710 00:45:53,415 --> 00:45:55,548 - One second. What is happening there? - You are impossible. 711 00:45:55,557 --> 00:45:57,476 You don't have time for your wife. 712 00:45:57,774 --> 00:45:59,537 But do you have time to roam with girl friend? 713 00:45:59,580 --> 00:46:00,354 Neeraj! Increase the sound. 714 00:46:00,541 --> 00:46:01,881 Aren't you ashamed to do all this.. 715 00:46:01,935 --> 00:46:03,904 ..in front of your family members, Rishabh? 716 00:46:04,522 --> 00:46:06,230 So what? I say, so what. 717 00:46:06,831 --> 00:46:08,657 What do you mean by so what? 718 00:46:08,852 --> 00:46:11,380 What is the need for you to go to shopping with my friend? 719 00:46:11,782 --> 00:46:13,686 Okay, you went to shopping with her. 720 00:46:13,813 --> 00:46:17,308 But what is the need for you to pay for her clothes? 721 00:46:17,497 --> 00:46:19,433 What is this? Tell me. 722 00:46:19,763 --> 00:46:22,558 What did you buy for me on the 13th of last month? 723 00:46:23,233 --> 00:46:25,449 A credit card statement does not lie, Rishabh. 724 00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:29,416 She ran out of money. That is why I paid the bill. 725 00:46:29,706 --> 00:46:32,021 She is wooing you and you are encouraging her? 726 00:46:33,258 --> 00:46:36,546 Then go and deal with your friend. Why are you eating my brain? 727 00:46:36,779 --> 00:46:41,122 What is in her? What is in her that you became crazy about her? 728 00:46:41,459 --> 00:46:44,124 All men are alike. 729 00:46:44,403 --> 00:46:45,497 What do you think? 730 00:46:45,775 --> 00:46:48,556 Do you think that I will let you go so easily? 731 00:46:48,782 --> 00:46:51,851 I am not going to let you go so easily. Do you understand? 732 00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:54,652 What will you do? What will you do? 733 00:46:57,842 --> 00:47:00,881 My God! She gave a resounding slap! 734 00:47:01,637 --> 00:47:04,534 So a complete family soap is going on in your home. 735 00:47:05,296 --> 00:47:06,680 Extra marital affair! 736 00:47:07,678 --> 00:47:09,830 Is that why you wanted to be the censor. 737 00:47:10,109 --> 00:47:12,849 All of us are naked in the paths of life, madam. 738 00:47:12,924 --> 00:47:14,545 The only difference is that the windows of my house are open.. 739 00:47:14,548 --> 00:47:15,873 ..and yours are not. 740 00:47:16,955 --> 00:47:18,391 The dialog is very good. 741 00:47:18,812 --> 00:47:20,133 Still I have to learn a lot from you. 742 00:47:55,970 --> 00:47:58,144 Bring a glass of milk to the terrace. 743 00:47:58,227 --> 00:48:00,104 Why do you always want to drink milk on terrace? 744 00:48:00,141 --> 00:48:01,369 Why don't you come? 745 00:48:03,068 --> 00:48:04,678 Where else should I drink? 746 00:48:04,984 --> 00:48:06,904 Are you of the milk-drinking age? 747 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:10,303 This is indeed the right age for drinking milk. 748 00:48:12,894 --> 00:48:13,785 Leave me. 749 00:48:16,010 --> 00:48:17,116 Leave me. 750 00:48:17,133 --> 00:48:18,300 What is happening there? 751 00:48:20,535 --> 00:48:22,347 - Where? - Look there. 752 00:48:24,070 --> 00:48:25,870 She is Pauji, the maid servant of our house. 753 00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:29,402 Then why is doing break dance behind that wall? 754 00:48:30,627 --> 00:48:32,715 Break, dance. 755 00:48:34,047 --> 00:48:35,785 Hey! Look here. 756 00:48:36,418 --> 00:48:40,907 Cool down! Nothing will happen. 757 00:48:41,529 --> 00:48:43,896 Seems that everyone's true nature will become public. 758 00:48:44,123 --> 00:48:47,813 The family is with you. (Man sobbing) 759 00:48:48,523 --> 00:48:49,970 - Who is he? - Calm down. 760 00:48:50,002 --> 00:48:51,472 He.. 761 00:48:53,409 --> 00:48:54,549 I said he with you.. 762 00:48:54,590 --> 00:48:57,798 Is my third brother. 763 00:48:59,268 --> 00:49:00,469 Why is he crying? 764 00:49:00,861 --> 00:49:01,629 Crying! 765 00:49:03,890 --> 00:49:05,328 He stays with his in-laws. 766 00:49:05,510 --> 00:49:06,589 He stays at his wife's house. 767 00:49:07,132 --> 00:49:10,371 When he is beaten there, he comes here and cries. 768 00:49:11,127 --> 00:49:14,850 When his wife beats him up, why does he still live there? 769 00:49:15,254 --> 00:49:16,698 Because he gets beaten here also. 770 00:49:17,034 --> 00:49:18,088 May be he likes to be beaten up by wife rather.. 771 00:49:18,091 --> 00:49:18,977 ..than by his brother and sister-in-law. 772 00:49:19,750 --> 00:49:21,996 He is like a football. He receives the kicks of both the teams. 773 00:49:24,095 --> 00:49:26,628 Write it down, Kavita. Write it down. 774 00:49:26,862 --> 00:49:29,106 Write down everything. You are not going to get.. 775 00:49:29,217 --> 00:49:31,034 ..the experience of such a hit family soap again. 776 00:49:33,035 --> 00:49:34,925 (Girl's Laughter) 777 00:49:35,253 --> 00:49:36,871 Hello! 778 00:49:40,134 --> 00:49:43,480 Wow! Great! This idea was actually very good. 779 00:49:44,162 --> 00:49:45,260 Did you get anything interesting? 780 00:49:45,332 --> 00:49:47,695 So interesting that all other TV serials shall appear.. 781 00:49:47,744 --> 00:49:49,909 ..spice-less before this. 782 00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:53,982 - Really! - Yes. - Come on. 783 00:49:59,552 --> 00:50:02,563 Congratulations, Asmi! Your dream is going to come true. 784 00:50:02,627 --> 00:50:05,277 - Thank you. - Congratulations. 785 00:50:05,575 --> 00:50:07,057 - You too. - Na! 786 00:50:09,756 --> 00:50:13,762 - Wow! This is nice. Very nice! - No, no, wait. 787 00:50:26,573 --> 00:50:28,775 Did you see? I broke it with one shot. 788 00:50:29,134 --> 00:50:29,939 Sister-in-law! 789 00:50:36,257 --> 00:50:38,819 - Please come with me for a minute. - What happened? 790 00:50:44,204 --> 00:50:45,815 What is the matter, brother-in-law? 791 00:50:48,037 --> 00:50:49,770 I want to tell you something about brother. 792 00:50:52,986 --> 00:50:54,177 Is it about maid-servant's matter? 793 00:50:55,977 --> 00:50:56,995 Do you know that? 794 00:51:00,836 --> 00:51:04,224 Men's disloyalty cannot remain hidden from women. 795 00:51:05,088 --> 00:51:07,044 We get the smell of it soon enough. 796 00:51:08,463 --> 00:51:10,739 And this is not the first time either. 797 00:51:12,650 --> 00:51:15,341 At Dehradun also many times.. 798 00:51:17,627 --> 00:51:18,919 Initially I used to feel bad. 799 00:51:19,856 --> 00:51:23,355 But now I am habituated to it. 800 00:51:25,787 --> 00:51:31,620 When he touches me in the night, I feel like he loves someone else. 801 00:51:52,626 --> 00:51:53,650 What happened? 802 00:51:54,119 --> 00:51:56,790 (Girl's Laughter) Really? 803 00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:07,699 Listen. 804 00:52:11,187 --> 00:52:12,401 What were you doing with my brother? 805 00:52:17,330 --> 00:52:19,550 Does he forcefully do it or did you seduce him? 806 00:52:20,417 --> 00:52:22,601 No, Manoj sir! Why would I.. 807 00:52:24,147 --> 00:52:26,348 He is the one who always woos me. 808 00:52:28,206 --> 00:52:29,011 Listen! 809 00:52:30,689 --> 00:52:33,448 The next time he tries to do something, wherever it might be.. 810 00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:34,941 ..you give him a big slap. 811 00:52:35,437 --> 00:52:38,195 Me? How can I do that? 812 00:52:38,467 --> 00:52:39,752 Why are you scared when I am telling you? 813 00:52:39,996 --> 00:52:41,873 Hit him with such a force that everyone should hear the sound. 814 00:52:42,756 --> 00:52:43,697 I shall take care of the rest. 815 00:52:57,685 --> 00:53:03,090 None of the family members got any doubt about the secret cameras. 816 00:53:03,550 --> 00:53:05,233 But someone in the neighborhood saw our van and.. 817 00:53:05,313 --> 00:53:07,480 ..filed a report at the police station. 818 00:53:07,630 --> 00:53:08,409 Stop! Stop! 819 00:53:22,707 --> 00:53:25,133 Hey! 820 00:53:27,064 --> 00:53:30,399 - Yes, sir! - I feel something is wrong here. 821 00:53:31,015 --> 00:53:32,710 Nothing can be seen inside. 822 00:53:33,327 --> 00:53:36,360 Sir! I think that this might be a terrorists' van. 823 00:53:39,554 --> 00:53:42,096 - So what? - So what? - Let us see. - Let us see. 824 00:53:42,417 --> 00:53:45,550 You do one thing. Make them open the door. 825 00:53:52,364 --> 00:53:53,733 Are you serious about it, sir? 826 00:53:55,167 --> 00:53:59,794 Sir! I won't go there alone. What if they shoot me? 827 00:54:00,017 --> 00:54:03,342 Am I going to stay quiet if they start firing? 828 00:54:03,788 --> 00:54:06,108 I shall also shoot to cover you. 829 00:54:07,139 --> 00:54:10,095 If I depend on your cover, my back will be broken. 830 00:54:11,192 --> 00:54:13,696 - Inspector Mohit Shinde! - Yes, sir. 831 00:54:14,170 --> 00:54:16,558 Government gives medals only after death. 832 00:54:17,602 --> 00:54:18,340 Yes, sir. 833 00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:21,639 Late Mohit Shinde, Parama Veera Chakra. 834 00:54:21,893 --> 00:54:23,303 - So don't be afraid. - Yes, sir. 835 00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:25,359 - Go and make them open the door. - Yes, sir. 836 00:54:25,686 --> 00:54:28,937 But please try to it that I don't get the medal, sir. 837 00:54:28,994 --> 00:54:30,169 I will try my level best. 838 00:54:32,595 --> 00:54:36,572 Come on! Come on! 839 00:54:37,638 --> 00:54:39,587 One minute, sir. 840 00:54:39,696 --> 00:54:42,433 There is no door. Everything is sealed. Let's go home. 841 00:54:42,697 --> 00:54:45,043 - What are you saying? - Nothing, sir! Come on, let us go. 842 00:54:46,172 --> 00:54:47,912 You should have some common sense. 843 00:54:48,529 --> 00:54:51,911 That is the door. This is a terrorist van. 844 00:54:57,838 --> 00:55:00,986 Door is on the other side. Go! 845 00:55:01,557 --> 00:55:05,257 Yes, sir! Yes, sir! 846 00:55:06,894 --> 00:55:11,339 Yes, sir! Hail Hanuman! Epitome of knowledge! 847 00:55:11,633 --> 00:55:13,734 Hail Kapish! Who lightens the three worlds! 848 00:55:13,759 --> 00:55:15,264 Hail Hanuman! Epitome of knowledge! 849 00:55:15,359 --> 00:55:17,186 Hail Kapish! Who lightens the three worlds! 850 00:55:17,216 --> 00:55:19,162 Hail Hanuman! Epitome of knowledge! 851 00:55:19,212 --> 00:55:21,278 Hail Kapish! Who lightens the three worlds! 852 00:55:21,311 --> 00:55:23,064 Hail Hanuman! Epitome of knowledge! 853 00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:25,006 Hail Kapish! Who lightens the three worlds! 854 00:55:28,828 --> 00:55:30,201 Sorry, sorry. 855 00:55:30,515 --> 00:55:31,948 Hail lord Hanuman. 856 00:55:32,321 --> 00:55:35,530 - Open the door. - Police! 857 00:55:40,272 --> 00:55:43,678 Immediately call our producer. Quick! 858 00:55:46,650 --> 00:55:49,373 Sir! 859 00:55:49,521 --> 00:55:52,936 Two policemen are moving around the van. 860 00:55:53,465 --> 00:55:57,109 I hope you took the permission for shooting. Didn't you? 861 00:55:57,468 --> 00:55:59,741 O my God! What will happen now? 862 00:56:00,238 --> 00:56:04,375 - O my God! Please save us. - Open the door. 863 00:56:04,688 --> 00:56:06,351 "Please help us. We are very sorry, God." 864 00:56:06,869 --> 00:56:09,231 "I don't want to go to jail." 865 00:56:09,311 --> 00:56:11,175 We are very sorry, God! Please don't send me to jail. 866 00:56:11,178 --> 00:56:12,382 Please save me. 867 00:56:12,407 --> 00:56:16,241 Hail Hanuman! Epitome of knowledge! 868 00:56:16,270 --> 00:56:17,442 Please help us, God! 869 00:56:20,271 --> 00:56:23,517 - Please forgive me, God! - Don't scare. 870 00:56:23,543 --> 00:56:26,993 Forgive me. Sorry, God. O my God! 871 00:56:31,611 --> 00:56:32,744 What is going to happen now? 872 00:56:42,324 --> 00:56:45,230 - What happened? - I think I was shot, sir. 873 00:56:45,318 --> 00:56:49,046 What? - Send my mother to take the medal, sir. 874 00:56:50,139 --> 00:56:53,713 Definitely! Where were you shot? 875 00:56:53,827 --> 00:56:56,370 It must be somewhere here only, sir. 876 00:56:56,541 --> 00:56:59,772 You were not shot. The shout came from inside. 877 00:56:59,799 --> 00:57:03,197 Who shouted then? I think someone inside was shot, sir. 878 00:57:03,871 --> 00:57:06,741 But who fired the bullet? 879 00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:10,870 The bullet you fired to cover me might have injured someone. 880 00:57:10,986 --> 00:57:14,616 But I didn't shoot. 881 00:57:17,008 --> 00:57:20,178 - Didn't you shoot? - No. 882 00:57:20,870 --> 00:57:23,124 - Didn't you really shoot? - No. 883 00:57:23,745 --> 00:57:28,882 While I risked my life there, didn't you shoot at all? 884 00:57:30,374 --> 00:57:34,647 - Behave yourself. - Why didn't you shoot? 885 00:57:34,695 --> 00:57:37,725 I would have died there, you know? 886 00:57:41,113 --> 00:57:44,476 Do one thing. Go and open the door. 887 00:57:44,637 --> 00:57:46,978 I am not a gate keeper to go and open it always. 888 00:57:47,121 --> 00:57:48,218 You go and do it if you have guts. 889 00:57:48,221 --> 00:57:50,660 Don't talk about guts. 890 00:57:50,832 --> 00:57:53,132 You are a junior and behave like a junior. 891 00:57:54,303 --> 00:57:56,644 I shall go now. Cover me. 892 00:57:56,889 --> 00:57:59,085 I shall cover you as you covered me. 893 00:57:59,110 --> 00:58:02,085 - Inspector Shinde! - Yes, sir. 894 00:58:02,452 --> 00:58:04,749 - That's an order. - Yes, sir. 895 00:58:05,762 --> 00:58:07,466 (Birds chirping) 896 00:58:20,202 --> 00:58:21,528 Hands up! 897 00:58:23,754 --> 00:58:26,692 What's happening? What's all this? 898 00:58:26,962 --> 00:58:29,343 Yes, yes, we.. 899 00:58:30,115 --> 00:58:34,879 That, yes, yes... that... 900 00:58:35,170 --> 00:58:37,598 We are from the Anti-corruption bureau. 901 00:58:38,189 --> 00:58:39,713 Anti-corruption bureau?! 902 00:58:41,655 --> 00:58:43,917 Yes, She is officer Asmi! 903 00:58:45,786 --> 00:58:49,524 We are here to watch out for corruption in this area. 904 00:58:49,833 --> 00:58:53,294 - Who indulges in corruption here? - People are there. 905 00:58:53,330 --> 00:58:55,809 You don't know. But we keep an eye on them. 906 00:58:57,389 --> 00:59:00,684 Do you have any proof to support your statement? 907 00:59:02,597 --> 00:59:06,805 Proof! Officer Asmi! Please show him. 908 00:59:07,253 --> 00:59:08,390 You please wait. 909 00:59:08,534 --> 00:59:11,206 Just show him. Switch on the TV. 910 00:59:12,541 --> 00:59:14,030 Show him. 911 00:59:31,241 --> 00:59:34,674 Did you see? We are watching you also. 912 00:59:35,659 --> 00:59:39,043 If you take any bribe, your report will be sent to your.. 913 00:59:39,139 --> 00:59:40,221 ..higher officials instantly. 914 00:59:41,952 --> 00:59:45,093 Officers, relax. Relax! 915 00:59:47,264 --> 00:59:49,046 These days the world is moving quite fast, Inspector. 916 00:59:49,071 --> 00:59:51,063 You are still using motorcycles but we are using technology. 917 00:59:52,337 --> 00:59:53,516 On the spot. 918 00:59:54,439 --> 00:59:56,119 - Okay! - Put your hands down. 919 00:59:57,882 --> 01:00:00,798 I think you have identity cards. 920 01:00:05,336 --> 01:00:08,111 Officer Asmi! Please make a call to police commissioner. 921 01:00:09,287 --> 01:00:11,594 - No, leave it. Don't take it too far. - It's alright. You make the call. 922 01:00:11,721 --> 01:00:13,065 What can he do? That is his duty. 923 01:00:13,156 --> 01:00:15,227 Even the driving license will do if not the identity card. 924 01:00:15,339 --> 01:00:17,600 You wait, sir. We will show you identity cards in just a moment. 925 01:00:19,451 --> 01:00:20,893 Thank you. 926 01:00:22,827 --> 01:00:26,877 Sir! This is officer Manoj speaking, sir. 927 01:00:27,435 --> 01:00:29,085 Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Yes, fine sir. 928 01:00:29,312 --> 01:00:31,162 There is an Inspector here.. 929 01:00:31,281 --> 01:00:33,239 - What is your name? - What is there in the name? 930 01:00:33,327 --> 01:00:35,471 Sir! Kande, sir. Rohit Kande. 931 01:00:36,512 --> 01:00:38,189 He is asking us for our identity cards, sir. 932 01:00:38,796 --> 01:00:40,916 I tried to convince him, sir. I tried a lot. 933 01:00:40,963 --> 01:00:42,408 But he is asking us to bring our ration cards. 934 01:00:43,789 --> 01:00:45,349 Would you like to talk to him, sir? 935 01:00:46,267 --> 01:00:50,214 He is shouting! Come on, speak! 936 01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:52,468 - Switch it off. I understood. - Don't you want to talk? 937 01:00:52,630 --> 01:00:54,744 Sir! I understood that you are from corruption bureau.. 938 01:00:54,767 --> 01:00:56,428 ..the moment I saw your faces. 939 01:00:56,545 --> 01:00:59,199 From the corrupt bureau.. From the Anti-corruption bureau. 940 01:00:59,485 --> 01:01:01,072 Why wouldn't I understand your words, sir? 941 01:01:01,111 --> 01:01:02,449 First take the phone. 942 01:01:04,167 --> 01:01:05,962 Sir! He is saying that he understood. 943 01:01:06,791 --> 01:01:08,385 Yes, without you talking to him he understood the matter. 944 01:01:09,489 --> 01:01:10,674 His name is Kande, sir. 945 01:01:10,681 --> 01:01:12,214 Rohit Kande. Okay, sir. 946 01:01:12,780 --> 01:01:14,252 Sorry for the trouble, sir. 947 01:01:15,330 --> 01:01:16,940 Thank you, sir. Jai Hind! 948 01:01:25,451 --> 01:01:28,156 - Sir! - Jai Hind, sir! 949 01:01:31,417 --> 01:01:32,410 What is this, sir? 950 01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:33,957 I was bored standing alone here. 951 01:01:34,329 --> 01:01:36,484 By the way what are the demands of those terrorists? 952 01:01:37,025 --> 01:01:39,164 They are not terrorists. They are nice people. 953 01:01:39,226 --> 01:01:40,984 - They have a lot of respect for me. - Okay. 954 01:01:41,036 --> 01:01:44,683 But don't take any bribes till this van is here. 955 01:01:45,365 --> 01:01:47,287 You only said that they are nice people. 956 01:01:47,429 --> 01:01:50,311 Our business will end if we behave like this, sir. 957 01:01:50,467 --> 01:01:51,838 Cameras are fixed. 958 01:01:52,593 --> 01:01:55,394 - What did you say? - Cameras! 959 01:01:55,663 --> 01:01:58,346 - What? - Cabaret. 960 01:01:58,825 --> 01:02:00,449 Is cabaret going on inside? 961 01:02:00,951 --> 01:02:03,758 - Cameras! - Oh! Cameras! 962 01:02:06,118 --> 01:02:07,992 Sir! Chicken! Shall we have chicken lollipops? 963 01:02:08,808 --> 01:02:09,859 - Cameras! - Cameras! 964 01:02:25,649 --> 01:02:27,555 Why didn't you bring the milk to the terrace? 965 01:02:37,783 --> 01:02:40,093 How dare you slap my son? How dare you do that? 966 01:02:40,096 --> 01:02:44,852 How dare she. Wait, mother-in-law! Please, wait! 967 01:02:45,862 --> 01:02:49,133 Stop it, mother-in-law! I shall handle this. 968 01:02:49,188 --> 01:02:52,666 She raises a pointing finger at me! What about her character? 969 01:03:00,549 --> 01:03:04,356 Yes! Yes! 970 01:03:05,530 --> 01:03:09,303 This house and these surroundings shall bid me goodbye. 971 01:03:09,359 --> 01:03:13,075 They say that I shall belong to somewhere else. 972 01:03:13,124 --> 01:03:18,271 Why is then everyone so happy? 973 01:03:18,567 --> 01:03:22,153 Why is then everyone so happy? 974 01:03:33,077 --> 01:03:37,341 - Okay. It's okay. - It could have been better. 975 01:03:39,585 --> 01:03:41,630 We are working hard, madam. 976 01:03:44,589 --> 01:03:47,755 It's so unfair! Whatever we do, they are not happy about it? 977 01:03:48,002 --> 01:03:51,027 Let us have our TRP's. Then we shall also show them. 978 01:03:51,294 --> 01:03:52,372 - Hi! - Hi! 979 01:03:52,629 --> 01:03:55,923 These people have only one control. That is TRP. 980 01:03:57,153 --> 01:04:02,703 - How did you like it? - Well done, Asmi! Really, well done. 981 01:04:16,725 --> 01:04:19,398 Come on! Where this one tonight. 982 01:04:20,234 --> 01:04:23,020 - I am feeling sleepy. - You sleep every night. 983 01:04:23,109 --> 01:04:24,770 You also want to do it every night. 984 01:04:24,857 --> 01:04:27,657 Okay! We shall not do anything. You just wear it and show me. 985 01:04:27,850 --> 01:04:28,809 I am not going to wear it. 986 01:04:28,937 --> 01:04:30,812 - Why not? - I said that I am not going to wear it. 987 01:04:30,846 --> 01:04:34,137 - Why won't you when I am asking? - I won't! I won't! I won't! 988 01:04:34,221 --> 01:04:35,220 Leave me. 989 01:04:36,799 --> 01:04:40,970 Manoj promised to bring the breakfast from his house next day. 990 01:04:41,034 --> 01:04:44,791 - Good morning, Manoj uncle! - Good morning, my child. 991 01:04:45,301 --> 01:04:46,533 You might not have slept throughout the night. 992 01:04:46,536 --> 01:04:47,138 Finish the breakfast quickly. 993 01:04:47,356 --> 01:04:50,526 Are you mad? Why would we wakeup throughout the night? 994 01:04:50,803 --> 01:04:52,572 We left everything recording .. 995 01:04:52,575 --> 01:04:53,901 ..and slept happily switching on the AC. 996 01:05:01,781 --> 01:05:03,362 Why are you crying so early in the morning? 997 01:05:04,042 --> 01:05:06,815 Your inspectors Kande sent me sweets made of chilies. 998 01:05:07,865 --> 01:05:10,582 Oh no! Show me what is there in it? 999 01:05:10,910 --> 01:05:12,674 Very Good! You switched on the AC and slept. 1000 01:05:13,372 --> 01:05:15,760 But didn't you see what was recording in it? 1001 01:05:16,372 --> 01:05:18,387 Anyway you are here to sensor it. 1002 01:05:18,881 --> 01:05:23,955 Show him. Let him see what happened in his house last night. 1003 01:05:24,250 --> 01:05:26,453 Are we going to check the entire recording? 1004 01:05:26,824 --> 01:05:28,752 Show him in fast forward. Finish it quickly. 1005 01:05:28,791 --> 01:05:29,771 Oh! 1006 01:05:32,301 --> 01:05:33,905 Stop it! 1007 01:05:34,451 --> 01:05:37,647 He is the one who was roaming around two nights ago.. 1008 01:05:38,685 --> 01:05:41,413 Listen! Check the jewelry in your house. 1009 01:05:41,813 --> 01:05:43,531 May be it was stolen last night. 1010 01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:46,221 - Should I continue? - Yes. 1011 01:05:50,503 --> 01:05:53,842 Hold on. I cannot see anything in this. 1012 01:05:53,993 --> 01:05:56,955 - Neeraj! Make it bright. - Yes, make it bright. 1013 01:05:57,856 --> 01:05:58,869 Neeraj! Sound! 1014 01:05:59,020 --> 01:06:01,008 Rahul! You were so late. 1015 01:06:01,515 --> 01:06:02,674 He is the same guy. 1016 01:06:02,737 --> 01:06:04,129 I am going to be caught one day. 1017 01:06:04,592 --> 01:06:07,501 If anyone sees me here, your family members will kill me. 1018 01:06:07,924 --> 01:06:10,299 Rahul! Please! It is just a matter of one day. 1019 01:06:10,625 --> 01:06:12,877 We would have eloped by tomorrow. 1020 01:06:13,104 --> 01:06:15,458 You are saying as if we are eloping the day after tomorrow. 1021 01:06:16,395 --> 01:06:19,377 Last time we were almost caught. Did anyone say anything? 1022 01:06:19,533 --> 01:06:21,773 No. Everyone was sitting outside. 1023 01:06:21,976 --> 01:06:23,270 Since the lights were gone. 1024 01:06:23,539 --> 01:06:26,993 I bought the tickets. But what about money? 1025 01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:30,525 Rahul! I have arranged for fifty thousand rupees. 1026 01:06:30,581 --> 01:06:32,803 - You don't worry. - Great! 1027 01:06:33,477 --> 01:06:36,936 It would have been nice if we don't need to elope like this. 1028 01:06:37,060 --> 01:06:40,385 Rahul! Our family people are not going to agree for our marriage. 1029 01:06:41,181 --> 01:06:44,228 Yes, since you are from a rich family. 1030 01:06:45,030 --> 01:06:46,854 But I love you very much. 1031 01:06:47,598 --> 01:06:49,669 - I love you. - I love you too. 1032 01:06:52,485 --> 01:06:53,987 You bastard! 1033 01:06:57,937 --> 01:06:58,744 Sir. 1034 01:07:04,583 --> 01:07:07,440 Manoj! Manoj! What happened to you? 1035 01:07:07,473 --> 01:07:11,022 - Nothing! - Manoj! Listen. Manoj! 1036 01:07:24,061 --> 01:07:25,154 What happened, uncle? 1037 01:07:27,209 --> 01:07:28,075 Sit down! 1038 01:07:58,488 --> 01:08:01,797 Uncle, I love him so much. 1039 01:08:02,592 --> 01:08:04,093 I cannot live without him. 1040 01:08:04,116 --> 01:08:05,405 Then why did you agree for the marriage? 1041 01:08:05,658 --> 01:08:06,913 When did I agree to it? 1042 01:08:06,946 --> 01:08:09,057 All of you decided it for me. 1043 01:08:09,144 --> 01:08:13,001 We all? Did we force you? Torture you? 1044 01:08:14,549 --> 01:08:17,887 I was not tortured. But I repeatedly said that.. 1045 01:08:18,086 --> 01:08:20,757 ..I did not want to go in for this marriage. 1046 01:08:21,178 --> 01:08:22,199 I kept on saying it. 1047 01:08:22,357 --> 01:08:24,249 You must say that you did not.. 1048 01:08:24,252 --> 01:08:25,906 ..want to marry this boy but another one. 1049 01:08:25,930 --> 01:08:27,382 How do we know about all this by ourselves? 1050 01:08:27,485 --> 01:08:28,817 - I said this. - To whom? 1051 01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:30,851 - To mummy and papa. - What did you say? 1052 01:08:31,773 --> 01:08:35,410 They told me that they cannot marry me off.. 1053 01:08:35,528 --> 01:08:37,567 ..where I shall never be happy. 1054 01:08:38,555 --> 01:08:42,226 But what do they know, where my happiness lies. 1055 01:08:44,030 --> 01:08:45,445 I don't know anything about this. 1056 01:08:45,706 --> 01:08:48,733 No one tells you anything nowadays. 1057 01:08:49,744 --> 01:08:52,571 In any case, no one takes you seriously in this house. 1058 01:08:55,220 --> 01:08:56,570 What does this mean? 1059 01:08:56,976 --> 01:08:58,898 You wanted to elope, then why all this marriage drama? 1060 01:08:59,427 --> 01:09:00,833 Don't you value your family's prestige? 1061 01:09:05,900 --> 01:09:08,494 (Girl sobbing) 1062 01:09:09,521 --> 01:09:11,026 Just two days are left for the marriage. 1063 01:09:11,053 --> 01:09:12,061 Nothing can be done now. 1064 01:09:12,994 --> 01:09:14,331 Had there been a week or so.. 1065 01:09:14,334 --> 01:09:16,075 ..I could have spoken to Piya bhabhi. 1066 01:09:16,275 --> 01:09:18,753 But now we cannot say no to the groom's family. 1067 01:09:19,371 --> 01:09:21,096 People have traveled all the way everything is arranged. 1068 01:09:21,099 --> 01:09:22,107 Even the invitations have been sent. 1069 01:09:22,962 --> 01:09:23,728 Now what do we tell them? 1070 01:09:23,792 --> 01:09:24,774 Tell them to handover the invitation back.. 1071 01:09:25,166 --> 01:09:26,271 ..because we want to change the groom's name in it. 1072 01:09:26,406 --> 01:09:30,236 I can die, but cannot agree for this marriage. 1073 01:09:31,457 --> 01:09:32,394 Dear.. 1074 01:09:33,054 --> 01:09:34,628 What is all this so called Love? 1075 01:09:35,971 --> 01:09:37,227 Look at everyone around. 1076 01:09:37,846 --> 01:09:39,918 One year after marriage, and everything is over. 1077 01:09:40,647 --> 01:09:41,753 Everything becomes normal. 1078 01:09:42,320 --> 01:09:43,990 Look at your Rishabh uncle and Rekha aunty. 1079 01:09:44,172 --> 01:09:45,412 She too had a love marriage. 1080 01:09:45,515 --> 01:09:47,218 Now they are thirsty for each other's blood. 1081 01:09:47,764 --> 01:09:50,429 Even if it's not a love marriage, it all begins with love. 1082 01:09:50,548 --> 01:09:53,682 Then it's all over. Children, family, money matters and all. 1083 01:09:54,896 --> 01:09:57,638 Uncle, my love is not like that. 1084 01:09:57,687 --> 01:09:58,779 Is your love an extraordinary one? 1085 01:09:59,379 --> 01:10:00,378 All say this same thing. 1086 01:10:01,016 --> 01:10:04,391 You will be very happy with that boy. I have met him. 1087 01:10:05,303 --> 01:10:06,409 You both make a wonderful pair. 1088 01:10:06,855 --> 01:10:08,130 He looks like Aamir Khan. 1089 01:10:08,416 --> 01:10:11,632 And you too look like a heroine along with him. 1090 01:10:12,078 --> 01:10:15,097 Didn't you watch that movie, 'Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak'. 1091 01:10:15,367 --> 01:10:17,198 They were looking so sweet. Do you remember? 1092 01:10:17,234 --> 01:10:22,001 Uncle, they too had sacrificed themselves for love. 1093 01:10:22,261 --> 01:10:23,846 Even their families did not agree to their marriage. 1094 01:10:23,900 --> 01:10:26,151 You are just arguing for the sake of it. 1095 01:10:33,424 --> 01:10:36,402 Okay, okay, its fine. Let me think. I'll do something. 1096 01:10:37,017 --> 01:10:39,722 But just cancel all your plans to elope. 1097 01:10:40,973 --> 01:10:43,486 - What's his name? - Rahul. 1098 01:10:44,723 --> 01:10:45,987 Rahul, huh! 1099 01:10:47,073 --> 01:10:48,813 Everyone watches Shahrukh Khan's movies.. 1100 01:10:48,816 --> 01:10:51,006 ..then they have children and name them as in the movies. 1101 01:10:51,756 --> 01:10:53,104 They just don't give a thought to it that.. 1102 01:10:53,107 --> 01:10:54,199 ..once they grow up, they would even surpass Romeo. 1103 01:10:54,479 --> 01:10:58,026 Uncle, he was born much before Shahrukh's film. 1104 01:10:58,636 --> 01:11:00,308 You have this one very bad habit. 1105 01:11:00,930 --> 01:11:02,374 You just argue for the sake of it. 1106 01:11:07,250 --> 01:11:09,915 Uncle, they too had sacrificed themselves for love. 1107 01:11:10,267 --> 01:11:12,438 Even their families did not agree to their marriage. 1108 01:11:12,471 --> 01:11:14,197 You are just arguing for the sake of it. 1109 01:11:22,289 --> 01:11:23,283 Very dramatic. 1110 01:11:24,515 --> 01:11:25,948 But it's of no use to us. 1111 01:11:28,035 --> 01:11:29,778 Of no use at all. 1112 01:11:30,635 --> 01:11:34,056 You mean, she has two days left for her marriage.. 1113 01:11:34,396 --> 01:11:35,587 ..and is in love with someone else. 1114 01:11:36,237 --> 01:11:38,103 No, it cannot happen. 1115 01:11:38,580 --> 01:11:39,634 It just cannot happen. 1116 01:11:39,934 --> 01:11:41,240 But it is so. 1117 01:11:41,552 --> 01:11:43,933 The audience will never accept it. 1118 01:11:45,144 --> 01:11:46,185 First of all, its love. 1119 01:11:46,603 --> 01:11:47,447 And then this girl.. 1120 01:11:47,779 --> 01:11:49,907 ..who is ready to elope with her lover. 1121 01:11:50,394 --> 01:11:51,453 No ways. 1122 01:11:51,701 --> 01:11:54,317 The audience are going to reject it outright. 1123 01:11:54,614 --> 01:11:56,815 Which means no TRP's. 1124 01:11:56,903 --> 01:11:59,843 And if no TRP's, there's no show. 1125 01:12:01,484 --> 01:12:04,159 But these kind of movies have been a hit.. 1126 01:12:04,564 --> 01:12:06,932 ..where the heroine is in love with someone else.. 1127 01:12:06,963 --> 01:12:09,658 ..and her family fix up her marriage with someone else. 1128 01:12:09,715 --> 01:12:11,969 And then, the hero and heroine both elope. 1129 01:12:12,258 --> 01:12:13,686 For your kind information.. 1130 01:12:13,935 --> 01:12:16,038 ..it's not some love story here. 1131 01:12:16,892 --> 01:12:19,611 Marriage is the theme here. 1132 01:12:20,168 --> 01:12:23,299 It's a family entertainment show, madam. 1133 01:12:23,495 --> 01:12:25,341 You know, don 't give them the wrong ideas. 1134 01:12:25,886 --> 01:12:28,980 Because they are gonna hate you and your show. 1135 01:12:32,334 --> 01:12:33,135 But.. 1136 01:12:33,622 --> 01:12:36,548 C'mon, let's assume that you want to make a love story. 1137 01:12:37,167 --> 01:12:38,479 Do you have any scene.. 1138 01:12:38,736 --> 01:12:40,900 ..where the hero meets the heroine for the first time. 1139 01:12:41,357 --> 01:12:44,686 Do you have any scene, where the hero proposes? 1140 01:12:44,982 --> 01:12:45,956 Do you have such a scene.. 1141 01:12:45,959 --> 01:12:47,886 ..where the family turn's out to be the villain. 1142 01:12:48,963 --> 01:12:50,956 That's a different type of story. 1143 01:12:51,782 --> 01:12:54,134 And that should've been, if at all, done long back. 1144 01:12:55,648 --> 01:12:59,857 This story is about a marriage. Right? 1145 01:13:00,270 --> 01:13:04,308 And if there's no marriage, then no show. 1146 01:13:05,730 --> 01:13:08,233 And that's final. 1147 01:13:08,492 --> 01:13:10,081 Oh God! 1148 01:13:14,790 --> 01:13:17,431 (Cellphone beeps) 1149 01:13:18,783 --> 01:13:20,448 Why are we such liars? 1150 01:13:22,835 --> 01:13:25,815 Why don't we show that which is life? 1151 01:13:27,006 --> 01:13:30,579 We show them that which is just the opposite. 1152 01:13:30,659 --> 01:13:32,432 (Passing car sound) 1153 01:13:32,752 --> 01:13:35,736 There's no hunger, no poverty in our world. 1154 01:13:35,792 --> 01:13:37,714 (Passing car sound) 1155 01:13:38,406 --> 01:13:41,019 You are thinking all this sitting here in the luxurious AC car. 1156 01:13:42,353 --> 01:13:44,463 Just ask those who are rotting in that heat out there.. 1157 01:13:44,591 --> 01:13:45,679 ..what they wish for. 1158 01:13:47,164 --> 01:13:48,581 Don't worry so much, Asmi. 1159 01:13:49,356 --> 01:13:50,901 Ultimately, we are all the one and the same. 1160 01:13:52,283 --> 01:13:53,511 - Eunuchs! - Hmm! 1161 01:13:54,259 --> 01:13:55,290 Yes. (Passing car sound) 1162 01:13:55,370 --> 01:13:56,663 We elect and bring such people to the Parliament.. 1163 01:13:56,666 --> 01:13:58,086 ..who care a damn for us. 1164 01:13:59,030 --> 01:14:00,760 When the time comes to pay them the bribe money.. 1165 01:14:00,808 --> 01:14:02,109 ..we create a ruckus out of it. 1166 01:14:02,311 --> 01:14:05,333 But no thoughts when accepting bribe. 1167 01:14:06,328 --> 01:14:07,537 Till when will all this go on? 1168 01:14:07,854 --> 01:14:09,158 Till this country goes on. 1169 01:14:09,750 --> 01:14:12,075 We were like this, we are like this.. 1170 01:14:12,683 --> 01:14:15,184 ..we shall always remain like this. (Passing car sound) 1171 01:14:15,394 --> 01:14:17,616 What do we do of Piya's love story? 1172 01:14:17,849 --> 01:14:19,995 We will have to do what they want us to. 1173 01:14:21,206 --> 01:14:22,434 You speak to Manoj. 1174 01:14:22,579 --> 01:14:24,778 Manoj's niece has made him agree to her point. 1175 01:14:25,231 --> 01:14:29,596 Now he says that, if he really loves Piya, then even he.. 1176 01:14:29,599 --> 01:14:31,479 Then when will your magic work, Asmi? 1177 01:14:32,615 --> 01:14:34,261 What? (Passing car sound) 1178 01:14:34,281 --> 01:14:36,550 Didn't you notice that he has fallen for you? 1179 01:14:37,942 --> 01:14:39,172 What are you saying? 1180 01:14:39,299 --> 01:14:40,706 Trap him, Asmi. 1181 01:14:41,313 --> 01:14:42,804 Little more than his niece. 1182 01:14:43,649 --> 01:14:46,635 If his niece wins, then we are doomed. 1183 01:15:24,552 --> 01:15:28,841 "Till evening, TRP..." 1184 01:15:30,705 --> 01:15:33,452 "I will dance." 1185 01:15:40,320 --> 01:15:43,031 (Indistinct chattering) 1186 01:15:43,765 --> 01:15:45,089 No, not this. 1187 01:15:46,262 --> 01:15:49,807 Show me something for the marriage. 1188 01:15:50,531 --> 01:15:51,338 Yes. 1189 01:15:54,212 --> 01:15:55,268 Thank you very much. 1190 01:16:13,888 --> 01:16:14,680 Rati! 1191 01:16:15,229 --> 01:16:17,784 You, here in Mumbai. 1192 01:16:18,519 --> 01:16:20,243 It's said that the world is round. 1193 01:16:20,480 --> 01:16:22,837 Though you try to escape, you are caught. 1194 01:16:26,705 --> 01:16:27,661 Where have you put up? 1195 01:16:27,949 --> 01:16:30,376 At your grand daughter's, would be groom's place. 1196 01:16:32,623 --> 01:16:34,237 I am his grandmother, Suresh. 1197 01:16:34,978 --> 01:16:37,172 Finally I succeeded in building a relationship with you. 1198 01:16:39,920 --> 01:16:43,124 - You are his grandmother. - Yes. 1199 01:16:43,377 --> 01:16:44,769 No one told me about it. 1200 01:16:45,360 --> 01:16:48,496 What would you have done, had I informed you earlier? 1201 01:16:51,387 --> 01:16:53,043 Don't rub salt on my wound. 1202 01:16:54,714 --> 01:16:56,013 Is the wound still there? 1203 01:16:56,974 --> 01:16:58,324 Even after 42 years? 1204 01:17:05,160 --> 01:17:06,753 It's fine that I met you. 1205 01:17:07,432 --> 01:17:09,478 I was thinking of visiting your place, this evening. 1206 01:17:10,312 --> 01:17:11,908 Now, I shall join you. 1207 01:17:15,730 --> 01:17:17,183 Won't you take me home? 1208 01:17:19,389 --> 01:17:20,897 I, now.. 1209 01:17:22,109 --> 01:17:23,674 If you don't wish, I won't come. 1210 01:17:23,738 --> 01:17:25,666 I am now.. 1211 01:17:26,002 --> 01:17:28,495 If you want then I won't even come on for the marriage. 1212 01:17:32,220 --> 01:17:33,399 You are from the boy's side. 1213 01:17:34,931 --> 01:17:36,435 How can I upset you? 1214 01:17:38,097 --> 01:17:39,908 - Come. - Come. 1215 01:17:55,679 --> 01:17:57,900 Hi Manoj! How do you do? 1216 01:18:06,678 --> 01:18:09,210 Hi Manoj! How are you doing? 1217 01:18:13,141 --> 01:18:14,907 (Grunts) 1218 01:18:31,522 --> 01:18:32,852 Welcome aboard. 1219 01:18:40,785 --> 01:18:41,672 Oh! 1220 01:18:43,202 --> 01:18:44,047 May I? 1221 01:18:44,400 --> 01:18:45,633 - Thank you. - Welcome. 1222 01:18:46,554 --> 01:18:48,266 - Two irises. - Sure ma'am. 1223 01:18:52,505 --> 01:18:56,317 (Disco music on display) 1224 01:19:08,209 --> 01:19:09,329 It's wonderful. 1225 01:19:12,435 --> 01:19:16,633 Work pressures don't permit me to go out and enjoy. 1226 01:19:17,479 --> 01:19:18,681 You know what I mean. 1227 01:19:19,544 --> 01:19:21,056 Be careful, boss. 1228 01:19:21,567 --> 01:19:23,477 This girl is trying to trap you. 1229 01:19:24,272 --> 01:19:25,557 Yeah. 1230 01:19:27,509 --> 01:19:28,685 I know.. I know. 1231 01:19:30,404 --> 01:19:33,095 'He dresses up just like a punk.' 1232 01:19:35,308 --> 01:19:36,433 (Grunts) 1233 01:19:37,792 --> 01:19:39,789 - You look so handsome today. - Do I? 1234 01:19:44,107 --> 01:19:45,863 'He can't carry a simple conversation, idiot.' 1235 01:19:46,036 --> 01:19:47,735 'This dimwit has ruined my whole evening.' 1236 01:19:47,772 --> 01:19:48,869 It's because I design them. 1237 01:19:56,310 --> 01:19:57,787 It feels so great, really. 1238 01:19:58,036 --> 01:19:59,037 Yeah, feels so great. 1239 01:19:59,125 --> 01:20:02,567 - Shall we sit? - What? - Sit? - Yes. 1240 01:20:03,550 --> 01:20:05,507 Here. 1241 01:20:06,280 --> 01:20:06,840 Okay. 1242 01:20:06,874 --> 01:20:09,120 - This is the table. - Oh. 1243 01:20:12,014 --> 01:20:13,087 Shaking. 1244 01:20:14,509 --> 01:20:15,556 Actually. 1245 01:20:16,002 --> 01:20:18,304 What will you do now? The wedding won't happen now. 1246 01:20:18,764 --> 01:20:20,604 The wedding has to happen. 1247 01:20:20,819 --> 01:20:22,899 - Sir. - Talk to Piya once. 1248 01:20:22,902 --> 01:20:23,610 But.. 1249 01:20:24,985 --> 01:20:26,422 - Oh! - Uncouth moron. 1250 01:20:27,255 --> 01:20:29,957 Don't get nervous. 1251 01:20:33,761 --> 01:20:34,626 This.. 1252 01:20:35,870 --> 01:20:39,523 - I will get you another drink, sir. - No. It's ok. 1253 01:20:42,736 --> 01:20:44,696 - Let's dance. - Yes.. 1254 01:20:44,877 --> 01:20:48,782 - No, no, no! - Come, let's dance. 1255 01:20:51,447 --> 01:20:53,446 - Yeah, let's dance. - Fine, you are like that. 1256 01:21:09,910 --> 01:21:11,395 He is jumping like a monkey. 1257 01:21:14,137 --> 01:21:16,755 Come, let's go back. 1258 01:21:16,902 --> 01:21:18,780 - Well dance. - No, no, I am just warming up. 1259 01:21:19,388 --> 01:21:20,885 Come, let's go. 1260 01:21:22,308 --> 01:21:23,501 It's shaking. 1261 01:21:28,433 --> 01:21:29,805 She is trying to get closer. 1262 01:21:31,749 --> 01:21:35,592 Manoj, you will have to do this for me. 1263 01:21:36,033 --> 01:21:39,558 - What? - You will have to convince Piya. 1264 01:21:43,766 --> 01:21:45,299 How can I do that? 1265 01:21:46,737 --> 01:21:50,627 She was so small, she used to play in my lap wearing knickers. 1266 01:21:51,690 --> 01:21:53,331 Dimwit moron. 1267 01:21:54,547 --> 01:21:55,438 (Gasps) 1268 01:21:58,841 --> 01:22:01,619 That's why, Manoj. That is precisely why. 1269 01:22:02,317 --> 01:22:06,162 If not you who will be concerned about her happiness? - Yes. 1270 01:22:09,038 --> 01:22:10,642 Well this love has no meaning. 1271 01:22:11,710 --> 01:22:14,432 A couple of years into marriage are enough for it to vanish. 1272 01:22:15,251 --> 01:22:17,057 Everything becomes the same afterwards. 1273 01:22:17,612 --> 01:22:22,360 Be it a love marriage or otherwise, everyone starts with love. 1274 01:22:22,605 --> 01:22:24,291 And then everything ends. 1275 01:22:24,800 --> 01:22:26,886 Kids, household chores and the works, you know. 1276 01:22:27,054 --> 01:22:30,254 - I had said this. - That's what I am saying. 1277 01:22:31,618 --> 01:22:34,992 You know how many times did I rewind and watched this scene? 1278 01:22:35,412 --> 01:22:36,484 Ten times. 1279 01:22:37,344 --> 01:22:40,005 And now I happen to know this dialogue of yours by heart. 1280 01:22:40,690 --> 01:22:44,204 It brings tears to my eyes. 1281 01:22:46,370 --> 01:22:49,235 One poor uncle is trying to convince his niece. 1282 01:22:50,018 --> 01:22:52,498 But she refuses to relent. She is very adamant. 1283 01:22:53,514 --> 01:22:55,485 But the prestige of the family is at stake for the uncle. 1284 01:22:56,685 --> 01:22:59,626 What will people say? How will the world react? 1285 01:23:00,236 --> 01:23:03,928 The niece ran away with another boy before her wedding.. 1286 01:23:04,595 --> 01:23:06,552 ..and that too on the national network? 1287 01:23:06,928 --> 01:23:09,096 And that too in front of 40 crore public? 1288 01:23:10,078 --> 01:23:11,684 Disgusting. 1289 01:23:14,291 --> 01:23:16,969 How will your aged father feel? 1290 01:23:17,592 --> 01:23:20,241 How will you godlike brother.. 1291 01:23:20,639 --> 01:23:22,594 ..and your goddess like sister-in-law feel? 1292 01:23:25,013 --> 01:23:27,392 Just think, Manoj. 1293 01:23:29,954 --> 01:23:31,704 Yeah, very right. 1294 01:23:40,552 --> 01:23:45,134 No.. but Rahul loves Piya and.. 1295 01:23:51,879 --> 01:23:54,852 ..perhaps you are right. 1296 01:24:01,559 --> 01:24:03,876 I don't seem to understand what I should do. 1297 01:24:11,271 --> 01:24:13,934 - Asmi.. - Yes. 1298 01:24:15,221 --> 01:24:19,789 ..your zip is a bit loose. 1299 01:24:24,919 --> 01:24:25,719 I .. 1300 01:24:28,789 --> 01:24:30,465 I can't make Piya unhappy. 1301 01:24:36,134 --> 01:24:37,247 Moron! 1302 01:24:39,872 --> 01:24:42,871 Nonsense. A bill of 1300.. 1303 01:24:43,114 --> 01:24:45,259 ..and to top it, my best dress' zip also came loose. 1304 01:24:45,548 --> 01:24:47,517 Zip? What zip? 1305 01:24:48,287 --> 01:24:49,566 What should we do now? 1306 01:24:50,645 --> 01:24:53,168 Seems my dream will remain mere dreams. 1307 01:24:54,198 --> 01:24:57,515 Think something, Kavita. Think something. 1308 01:24:57,629 --> 01:24:59,214 What sort of a writer are you? 1309 01:25:03,611 --> 01:25:06,055 - I have an idea. - What? 1310 01:25:06,955 --> 01:25:10,238 Had the story been stuck where it is presently stuck.. 1311 01:25:12,345 --> 01:25:14,110 ..this would have been my next scene. 1312 01:25:15,713 --> 01:25:19,159 The biggest bitch of the girl's colony.. mind it. - Yes. 1313 01:25:19,306 --> 01:25:23,745 ..comes to know of her plans to elope. 1314 01:25:24,303 --> 01:25:27,385 She would go and tell all this to her family members. 1315 01:25:28,784 --> 01:25:30,447 - Then? - Then what? 1316 01:25:31,149 --> 01:25:33,877 After that her family will directly deal with her. 1317 01:25:34,868 --> 01:25:36,823 Wow! 1318 01:25:36,975 --> 01:25:42,382 Wow! What an idea! 1319 01:25:43,036 --> 01:25:45,467 You are too good. You are genius. 1320 01:25:46,656 --> 01:25:50,324 But which is such a female in this colony? 1321 01:25:50,507 --> 01:25:52,037 It's so simple. 1322 01:25:52,107 --> 01:25:54,131 When it comes to light up a fire at someone else's house.. 1323 01:25:54,969 --> 01:25:58,951 ..every woman of a colony is the biggest of the bitch. 1324 01:26:02,091 --> 01:26:02,891 Very bad! 1325 01:26:09,445 --> 01:26:12,245 What? How do you know that? 1326 01:26:12,631 --> 01:26:16,668 Don't bother about that, uncle. Bother about Piya. 1327 01:26:20,484 --> 01:26:21,776 Don't tell this to anyone else. 1328 01:26:21,815 --> 01:26:25,613 What are you saying? It's just like my house. 1329 01:26:26,358 --> 01:26:28,089 Why would I go and tell this to anyone? 1330 01:26:40,904 --> 01:26:44,139 Come inside, Piya. C'mon in for a minute. 1331 01:26:47,008 --> 01:26:50,167 I will hit you so much that you will forget the name of love. 1332 01:26:50,902 --> 01:26:52,242 Right now only I know of it. 1333 01:26:52,462 --> 01:26:55,621 Your father will kill you, if he comes to know of it. 1334 01:26:55,899 --> 01:26:57,915 A little liberty has given you wings? 1335 01:26:58,153 --> 01:27:00,919 I had warned you not to meet him. Why did you no pay heed to it? 1336 01:27:01,422 --> 01:27:04,263 Your wedding is scheduled after two days. You will bring disgrace to us. 1337 01:27:07,105 --> 01:27:08,569 How did father come to know of it? 1338 01:27:12,099 --> 01:27:15,022 - Did you tell him? - How can we? 1339 01:27:15,525 --> 01:27:18,038 Even our secret will come out in the open. 1340 01:27:18,396 --> 01:27:20,522 What's big deal in it? 1341 01:27:21,824 --> 01:27:23,887 Someone in the colony must have got a whiff of it. 1342 01:27:38,141 --> 01:27:40,790 Father can you come upstairs for a moment? I need to talk to you. 1343 01:27:41,767 --> 01:27:42,579 What happened? 1344 01:27:59,859 --> 01:28:01,868 I will take your leave now. If I stay back for one more day.. 1345 01:28:01,941 --> 01:28:05,760 ..my daughter will say I have taken shelter at the girl's place. 1346 01:28:08,286 --> 01:28:11,952 - Where is Suresh? - He is upstairs. 1347 01:28:16,015 --> 01:28:17,847 Don't tell brother about Piya. 1348 01:28:18,321 --> 01:28:19,587 How do you know? 1349 01:28:24,768 --> 01:28:25,897 I know it from the beginning. 1350 01:28:26,831 --> 01:28:30,852 Oh! I was also thinking, what made Piya dare to do that. 1351 01:28:32,308 --> 01:28:33,777 It was you who were encouraging her. 1352 01:28:35,574 --> 01:28:37,035 You are such a hag .. 1353 01:28:38,514 --> 01:28:40,608 ..to betray your own brother? 1354 01:28:41,070 --> 01:28:43,975 Such a brother who feeds you, gives you shelter. 1355 01:28:45,601 --> 01:28:46,998 You do no work. 1356 01:28:48,700 --> 01:28:50,737 You no gooder.. good for nothing. 1357 01:28:51,900 --> 01:28:56,448 You enjoy on your brother's earnings and betray the same brother. 1358 01:28:56,819 --> 01:29:00,344 Hit him, oldster. Bring this betrayer back to his senses. 1359 01:29:12,384 --> 01:29:13,464 Don't go, auntie. 1360 01:29:14,546 --> 01:29:15,798 You should rather watch this drama. 1361 01:29:17,337 --> 01:29:20,103 Manoj! 1362 01:29:21,379 --> 01:29:25,072 You are such a dual faced person. Not I but you are betraying your own. 1363 01:29:25,370 --> 01:29:27,538 - Manoj! - I will come later. 1364 01:29:27,796 --> 01:29:29,671 No, wait and see. 1365 01:29:30,304 --> 01:29:32,870 See that person who had ditched you 40 years ago. 1366 01:29:32,981 --> 01:29:36,874 Manoj! -Don't shout. A scene will be created in the whole house. 1367 01:29:39,347 --> 01:29:40,671 Do you still remember it? 1368 01:29:41,455 --> 01:29:43,074 We have just heart of your tales. 1369 01:29:43,138 --> 01:29:44,783 You must have undergone that pain. 1370 01:29:45,313 --> 01:29:46,935 Both of you loved each other, didn't you? 1371 01:29:47,475 --> 01:29:49,065 Your families refused the wedding.. 1372 01:29:49,388 --> 01:29:52,456 ..and both of you wanted to elope but didn't. Why? 1373 01:29:54,583 --> 01:29:56,437 Because my father lacked the courage. 1374 01:29:57,627 --> 01:29:58,909 After that he married my mother. 1375 01:29:59,325 --> 01:30:01,199 But he didn't have courage to love her even. 1376 01:30:01,624 --> 01:30:03,561 He kept running away from her all his life. 1377 01:30:04,710 --> 01:30:07,410 Don't know whether his tears were real or not when she died. 1378 01:30:08,430 --> 01:30:09,757 And today, wants to repeat it by strangulating.. 1379 01:30:10,061 --> 01:30:11,864 ..his grand daughter's happiness. 1380 01:30:12,977 --> 01:30:15,712 Today, when she wants to run away with her love, he wants to stop her. 1381 01:30:17,525 --> 01:30:18,564 Fine, father. 1382 01:30:19,352 --> 01:30:21,493 I am a no-gooder. 1383 01:30:21,759 --> 01:30:24,508 That I survive on others' bread. 1384 01:30:25,483 --> 01:30:27,181 But I am not a coward like you. 1385 01:30:41,978 --> 01:30:43,744 I can't stop my crying, Asmi. 1386 01:30:45,501 --> 01:30:48,532 Don't cry, Kavita. Don't. 1387 01:30:49,614 --> 01:30:51,529 Don't you feel like crying after watching this? 1388 01:30:52,909 --> 01:30:56,883 We are done with this show if this oldster changes his mind. 1389 01:30:57,559 --> 01:30:59,925 And that is when I won't be able to stop my crying. 1390 01:31:00,562 --> 01:31:01,306 Yes. 1391 01:31:03,466 --> 01:31:07,072 - We are so heartless, aren't we? - Yes, Kavita. 1392 01:31:07,977 --> 01:31:10,673 We were, we are... 1393 01:31:11,650 --> 01:31:13,349 ...and we will continue to remain the same. 1394 01:31:19,218 --> 01:31:21,110 Does Piya love someone else? 1395 01:31:22,072 --> 01:31:24,075 Piya will be married only to your grandson. 1396 01:31:26,112 --> 01:31:29,988 Just the way I was married to someone else. 1397 01:31:31,300 --> 01:31:32,613 And you were married to someone else. 1398 01:31:33,834 --> 01:31:35,614 All these are old topics, Rati. 1399 01:31:38,098 --> 01:31:40,415 In the same manner, even this will become an old topic. 1400 01:31:41,432 --> 01:31:42,223 Isn't it? 1401 01:31:47,677 --> 01:31:50,234 How can we break a wedding that is scheduled for tomorrow? 1402 01:31:51,816 --> 01:31:53,510 Perhaps you are right. 1403 01:32:02,479 --> 01:32:04,083 Do you know, Suresh, what I wish for? 1404 01:32:12,099 --> 01:32:15,287 I wish Piya to run away. 1405 01:32:17,532 --> 01:32:20,609 That will make me feel being absolved of my sins. 1406 01:32:21,782 --> 01:32:25,705 The groom is my grandson but still I wish Piya to run away. 1407 01:32:26,692 --> 01:32:30,207 - She will not. - I know. 1408 01:32:31,002 --> 01:32:35,282 I know, if people like you and me decide, no Piya can ever run away. 1409 01:32:37,206 --> 01:32:37,996 But still... 1410 01:32:39,713 --> 01:32:42,273 ...what's the harm in seeing a dream today.. 1411 01:32:42,856 --> 01:32:44,778 ..which couldn't be turned to reality 42 years back? 1412 01:32:46,223 --> 01:32:48,495 Yeah, I will do that. 1413 01:32:49,222 --> 01:32:51,464 Yeah, I will do that. I'll call you. 1414 01:32:52,519 --> 01:32:53,495 Ok. 1415 01:32:54,354 --> 01:32:55,854 - Asmi. - Yes? 1416 01:32:56,479 --> 01:32:59,987 - Thinking something? - No.. no. 1417 01:33:00,381 --> 01:33:01,820 'Not thinking, stupid. 1418 01:33:01,914 --> 01:33:04,933 I am dreaming. I have been called by Yash Chopra.' 1419 01:33:05,240 --> 01:33:07,911 'Asmi, we had seen your TV show. It is wonderful.' 1420 01:33:08,133 --> 01:33:11,133 - 'How about doing a movie with us? - Thank you, sir.' 1421 01:33:11,220 --> 01:33:12,924 'I have a script..' 1422 01:33:13,126 --> 01:33:16,370 '..but it suits only Shahrukh Khan.' 1423 01:33:16,861 --> 01:33:18,887 'Ok, no problem. Anyone else?' 1424 01:33:19,067 --> 01:33:22,335 'Well, how about Amitabh Bachchan..' 1425 01:33:22,376 --> 01:33:24,856 - '..in another important role? - No problem. Done.' 1426 01:33:25,120 --> 01:33:26,112 'And heroine?' 1427 01:33:26,949 --> 01:33:29,862 'Heroine.. well..' 1428 01:33:40,125 --> 01:33:42,272 - You? - Can I come? 1429 01:33:43,125 --> 01:33:47,000 'If you ask me standing at my door, I am not going to shoot him off.' 1430 01:33:54,433 --> 01:33:56,860 I am here to break my contract with you. 1431 01:33:59,650 --> 01:34:01,859 Here, take this money back and tear the contract. 1432 01:34:02,580 --> 01:34:05,608 But everything is going according to plan. 1433 01:34:05,937 --> 01:34:08,459 Yes, for you all. Not for me. 1434 01:34:09,761 --> 01:34:12,594 Don't be crazy. Five lakhs is too big an amount. 1435 01:34:13,646 --> 01:34:16,797 I know, but my pockets are torn. Where will I keep them? 1436 01:34:17,994 --> 01:34:20,432 What will I too if my heart also tears apart handling that money? 1437 01:34:21,779 --> 01:34:24,591 This isn't some film where you can speak such cheap dialogues. 1438 01:34:27,325 --> 01:34:30,006 I say even cheaper dialogues in my real life. 1439 01:34:30,890 --> 01:34:33,362 But that's all. I say cheap dialogues but I don't do cheap deeds. 1440 01:34:34,940 --> 01:34:36,246 You mustn't be having the contract here, right? 1441 01:34:37,238 --> 01:34:41,616 Give this to your producer. Here, keep this. Tear it. 1442 01:34:41,832 --> 01:34:44,061 And don't worry. I am not going to interfere in your work. 1443 01:34:44,315 --> 01:34:46,424 Go ahead with the telecast of your show. 1444 01:34:47,023 --> 01:34:50,760 Because the end of the show will be different now. 1445 01:34:51,960 --> 01:34:55,080 - Means? - Means Piya will run away now.. 1446 01:34:55,662 --> 01:34:57,877 ..and I am going to help her do that. 1447 01:34:59,218 --> 01:35:00,933 And your family people will keep watching it, right? 1448 01:35:00,957 --> 01:35:03,102 They will watch it.. 1449 01:35:03,455 --> 01:35:05,543 ..you will also watch it and the whole world will watch it on TV. 1450 01:35:05,694 --> 01:35:09,367 It you want, let have a bet. Piya will not go in for this marriage. 1451 01:35:17,081 --> 01:35:18,885 He is a crackpot of a man. 1452 01:35:31,694 --> 01:35:34,976 'My first film will be a hit. Super duper hit.' 1453 01:35:35,120 --> 01:35:37,195 'Then three of my films will be hits one after the other.' 1454 01:35:37,592 --> 01:35:40,510 'And then I will make a film..' 1455 01:35:40,756 --> 01:35:41,869 '..on a real story. 1456 01:35:42,333 --> 01:35:44,524 A film based on real life people.' 1457 01:35:44,799 --> 01:35:46,486 'I have to win award too, am I not?' 1458 01:35:46,767 --> 01:35:51,267 'And this year the Oscar goes to Asmi Ganatra.' 1459 01:35:51,276 --> 01:35:54,629 I've got it. 1460 01:35:55,461 --> 01:35:58,976 I have got the idea! Our stunt master! 1461 01:36:07,160 --> 01:36:11,613 Cut it. Pan to the left. More. 1462 01:36:12,680 --> 01:36:15,000 Why did you bring the clap in between? 1463 01:36:15,664 --> 01:36:17,749 Fix it. 1464 01:36:22,422 --> 01:36:24,530 We haven't got the clothes yet. 1465 01:36:24,547 --> 01:36:27,765 And they call themselves to be the producers. 1466 01:36:28,035 --> 01:36:32,632 - Tappu Bhai. - Oh, producer! 1467 01:36:32,885 --> 01:36:36,202 You seemed to have remembered me after a long time. 1468 01:36:37,346 --> 01:36:39,397 Give me your hand. Get up. 1469 01:36:39,616 --> 01:36:43,144 What's this, man? And you.. you go and get the shot ready. - Yes. 1470 01:36:43,929 --> 01:36:45,945 What's the matter? Things not happening? 1471 01:36:46,327 --> 01:36:47,534 You were flat in just one hand? 1472 01:36:47,622 --> 01:36:51,977 - That's why I am here. - Great! Bless you! 1473 01:36:52,166 --> 01:36:54,879 No problems! Tell me the date.. 1474 01:36:54,882 --> 01:36:58,046 ..and the scene and I will be there. 1475 01:36:58,246 --> 01:37:00,538 The date is tomorrow and there is no scene. 1476 01:37:01,412 --> 01:37:02,515 What are you saying? 1477 01:37:04,052 --> 01:37:07,310 Look, I have stopped to work without a bound script. 1478 01:37:07,464 --> 01:37:09,077 This isn't that type of shooting? 1479 01:37:09,080 --> 01:37:10,277 Then what type of shooting is it? 1480 01:37:11,170 --> 01:37:15,101 It will involve a fight first and shooting later. 1481 01:37:31,600 --> 01:37:35,374 This poor guy is unnecessarily getting hassled. 1482 01:37:36,218 --> 01:37:38,566 He is totally unaware of our plans. 1483 01:37:40,648 --> 01:37:44,909 Whatever it is, this guy has courage. 1484 01:38:25,660 --> 01:38:28,950 Give way! 1485 01:38:31,946 --> 01:38:33,399 Move aside! 1486 01:38:57,985 --> 01:39:00,139 Move aside, let me also see. 1487 01:39:11,124 --> 01:39:16,418 I used to watch in the movies and wonder from where this sound comes. 1488 01:39:16,622 --> 01:39:19,387 Today I have come to know that this is the Mumbai style of bashing. 1489 01:39:23,379 --> 01:39:24,492 Take care. Carefully. 1490 01:39:25,554 --> 01:39:27,148 - What's matter? - He is upstairs, Okay. 1491 01:39:27,219 --> 01:39:29,887 - Where are you going? - It is important. 1492 01:39:30,187 --> 01:39:33,165 - But stop.. how can you go inside? - Just a minute. 1493 01:39:33,468 --> 01:39:36,849 What does that mean? Stop. 1494 01:39:41,553 --> 01:39:44,122 - Who bashed you up? - Four goons. 1495 01:39:44,775 --> 01:39:46,564 They bashed him badly with warnings that if he dares.. 1496 01:39:46,590 --> 01:39:49,362 ..look towards Piya again, they will kill him. 1497 01:39:49,813 --> 01:39:52,603 But my family members will never do such a thing. 1498 01:39:52,760 --> 01:39:53,466 Yeah! 1499 01:39:57,519 --> 01:39:58,950 Oh! 1500 01:40:00,547 --> 01:40:03,606 - I see.. this producer.. - Producer? 1501 01:40:08,108 --> 01:40:10,965 Listen, I had come to tell that Piya will.. 1502 01:40:10,968 --> 01:40:13,076 ..meet you at Uncle's Kitchen in Malad at 8:00 pm. 1503 01:40:13,341 --> 01:40:16,383 Be it Uncle's Kitchen or Aunty's, he is not going anywhere. 1504 01:40:17,039 --> 01:40:20,543 Rahul, tell him that you don't want their Piya. 1505 01:40:21,170 --> 01:40:22,473 She loves you, man. 1506 01:40:27,642 --> 01:40:30,169 8:00 pm sharp. Okay? 1507 01:40:38,673 --> 01:40:40,476 So you are trying to rule Piya's life now? 1508 01:40:40,964 --> 01:40:42,367 You are getting her boyfriend bashed up? 1509 01:40:42,784 --> 01:40:44,429 A conspiracy in our colony? 1510 01:40:45,279 --> 01:40:47,336 We didn't do anything like that. 1511 01:40:49,997 --> 01:40:54,508 So you have started to speak lies as well. Great progress in three days. 1512 01:40:58,968 --> 01:41:02,905 What will happen if this show is not aired on TV? A little more struggle? 1513 01:41:03,791 --> 01:41:05,484 Possible you can never become a director. 1514 01:41:07,618 --> 01:41:10,213 But you want to achieve all that by ruining a girl's life? 1515 01:41:11,035 --> 01:41:13,086 Just shut up and get out. 1516 01:41:14,966 --> 01:41:15,772 Ok. 1517 01:41:25,363 --> 01:41:27,890 Sorry.. I am sorry. 1518 01:41:28,327 --> 01:41:31,812 Asmi, I am sorry. I shouldn't have shouted at you. 1519 01:41:33,339 --> 01:41:37,070 I was just wondering if I was mistaken. 1520 01:41:38,646 --> 01:41:40,093 Then I realized you are right. 1521 01:41:41,310 --> 01:41:44,695 Brother, father, sister-in-law, all of you are right. 1522 01:41:45,732 --> 01:41:47,367 Traditions also have their importance. 1523 01:41:48,974 --> 01:41:49,994 Do you remember Amitabh Bachhan's dialogue in.. 1524 01:41:50,143 --> 01:41:51,283 ..'Kabhie Khushi Kabhie Gam'? 1525 01:41:51,710 --> 01:41:54,460 We can break everything but not the traditions. 1526 01:41:59,474 --> 01:42:02,113 Have you returned the money? 1527 01:42:03,151 --> 01:42:05,515 You will get the money. Don't worry. 1528 01:42:06,874 --> 01:42:10,437 I thought I have lost it. I want that money. Five lakhs is a big amount. 1529 01:42:11,206 --> 01:42:12,164 Will you have tea? 1530 01:42:13,480 --> 01:42:15,836 - Get some tea, Kavita. - Not here. 1531 01:42:16,149 --> 01:42:19,054 Don't you get bored in this tinbox? Let's go out somewhere. 1532 01:42:20,598 --> 01:42:23,827 - C'mon. - Ok. 1533 01:42:23,830 --> 01:42:25,728 - I will be back in some time. - Ok. 1534 01:42:28,193 --> 01:42:29,427 (Passing car sound) 1535 01:42:29,620 --> 01:42:31,700 - Come on! - Not this way. There. 1536 01:42:32,640 --> 01:42:33,607 See that hen there. 1537 01:42:37,034 --> 01:42:40,956 Oh, you have fallen. These cows.. 1538 01:42:41,177 --> 01:42:43,016 ..they just relieve themselves everywhere. 1539 01:42:44,942 --> 01:42:45,861 Shit! 1540 01:42:46,157 --> 01:42:48,441 What will you do now? You will have to take bath now. 1541 01:42:48,853 --> 01:42:50,594 How will you go home in these clothes? 1542 01:42:50,881 --> 01:42:53,196 My house is nearby. Come there and have a bath. 1543 01:42:56,536 --> 01:42:58,282 What about the clothes? What will you wear? 1544 01:42:59,500 --> 01:43:02,343 Anyway, wear Neela Bhabhi's clothes. I will explain it to her. 1545 01:43:02,727 --> 01:43:06,794 Come. Don't keep standing. The whole of colony will stink. - Ok. 1546 01:43:06,797 --> 01:43:09,424 Don't touch me. Maintain distance. Come. 1547 01:43:19,990 --> 01:43:22,396 (Objects clatter) 1548 01:43:54,066 --> 01:43:56,182 - The sari is good but.. - Oh, the oldster. 1549 01:43:56,185 --> 01:43:58,878 He is a dangerous guy. Turn yourself into a grand old woman. 1550 01:43:58,958 --> 01:44:00,287 - What? - Killing with eyes. 1551 01:44:00,335 --> 01:44:02,756 - Who? - Cover your face. Come. 1552 01:44:02,868 --> 01:44:03,659 But why? 1553 01:44:03,723 --> 01:44:06,457 - Careful. Don't try to run. - I can't see anything. 1554 01:44:06,767 --> 01:44:07,803 You will break your leg. 1555 01:44:09,020 --> 01:44:10,278 Cover your face. Let's escape. 1556 01:44:10,709 --> 01:44:12,052 - Rakesh, who is she? - Yes. 1557 01:44:13,067 --> 01:44:15,011 - Who? - She. 1558 01:44:15,137 --> 01:44:15,502 Who? 1559 01:44:15,527 --> 01:44:19,379 Oh, she is our distant grandma. 1560 01:44:20,251 --> 01:44:21,520 - Hide face. - Grandma? 1561 01:44:21,532 --> 01:44:23,027 Greetings! 1562 01:44:24,551 --> 01:44:27,035 - But she doesn't look so old. - From outside. 1563 01:44:27,085 --> 01:44:28,996 If you watch her from inside, she is 95. 1564 01:44:31,387 --> 01:44:36,827 She slaps me out of love. She loves me a lot, my grandma! 1565 01:44:37,137 --> 01:44:39,769 - Gone mad. - What rubbish are you talking? 1566 01:44:39,984 --> 01:44:40,592 What? 1567 01:44:41,634 --> 01:44:44,121 She is saying, there is nothing left to see, outside the veil. 1568 01:44:44,164 --> 01:44:46,145 May God call her back in her veil itself. 1569 01:44:46,629 --> 01:44:48,743 Good thinking. 1570 01:44:49,531 --> 01:44:51,046 - What's your name? - Rakesh. 1571 01:44:51,233 --> 01:44:52,500 She will go to heaven, directly. 1572 01:44:54,465 --> 01:44:57,754 By the way, I want to pass on a secret to you today. 1573 01:44:57,793 --> 01:44:58,645 Tell me. 1574 01:44:59,856 --> 01:45:02,452 I am thinking of changing my name. Rakesh doesn't suit me. 1575 01:45:03,005 --> 01:45:03,912 Have you taken the priest's advice? 1576 01:45:03,915 --> 01:45:06,363 Yeah. He asked me to change it to Manoj. 1577 01:45:07,219 --> 01:45:09,424 - This name is also good. - Not only good but very good. 1578 01:45:09,874 --> 01:45:12,807 - So from today, my name is? - Manoj. 1579 01:45:14,673 --> 01:45:17,395 Shall I take your leave? I have to take her to the bathing ghat. 1580 01:45:18,721 --> 01:45:19,640 Come. 1581 01:45:27,852 --> 01:45:28,655 Bathing ghat? 1582 01:45:31,445 --> 01:45:34,937 Hey, did you go to drink tea or shopping. (Birds chirping) 1583 01:45:35,103 --> 01:45:37,721 - I fell on a cow-dung. - Cow dung? 1584 01:45:38,163 --> 01:45:39,741 Yuck. 1585 01:45:41,868 --> 01:45:43,087 (Passing car sound) 1586 01:45:45,114 --> 01:45:46,653 Thank God, I'd gone along with her. 1587 01:45:46,724 --> 01:45:48,473 Had you been there, you would have fainted. 1588 01:45:48,727 --> 01:45:52,012 But that smell was so horrible, 1589 01:45:52,638 --> 01:45:54,528 I have never smelt it before. 1590 01:45:55,281 --> 01:45:58,965 By the way isn't Asmi-ji looking good in this attire? 1591 01:45:59,792 --> 01:46:03,085 Yeah, that's true.. 1592 01:46:03,269 --> 01:46:07,529 Exactly like Juhi Chawla from 'Qyamat se Qyamat Tak'. 1593 01:46:07,583 --> 01:46:12,902 What are you saying? Juhi Chawla is nothing before her. 1594 01:46:14,933 --> 01:46:18,443 Okay, I'll show you a very nice film now. 1595 01:46:18,684 --> 01:46:21,031 - A film? - Yes, I shot it just minutes ago. 1596 01:46:21,871 --> 01:46:22,826 It's a very nice scene. 1597 01:46:24,128 --> 01:46:25,208 Please play it for us. 1598 01:46:42,269 --> 01:46:43,136 I got that scene too. 1599 01:46:43,256 --> 01:46:44,550 - How dare you? - Hey.. 1600 01:46:44,792 --> 01:46:48,872 How dare you? I'll kill you. 1601 01:46:48,944 --> 01:46:50,834 - Hey that's enough. - I'll kill you. 1602 01:46:50,930 --> 01:46:51,997 Give me the tape. 1603 01:46:54,063 --> 01:46:54,912 I'll kill you.. 1604 01:46:54,953 --> 01:46:56,370 Give me the tape. 1605 01:46:57,720 --> 01:46:59,410 You'll kill me.. you really don't know how to say a dialogue. 1606 01:47:00,155 --> 01:47:02,642 You stupid, fool, I'll kill you. 1607 01:47:02,860 --> 01:47:05,064 I'll bury your heart in the cow dung. 1608 01:47:05,067 --> 01:47:08,466 - Give it to me, give me that tape. - Enough.. 1609 01:47:17,562 --> 01:47:18,478 Leave me. 1610 01:47:20,235 --> 01:47:24,337 How does is feel Asmi-ji, when your own medicine is used on you. 1611 01:47:25,990 --> 01:47:27,947 And when I'll give this tape to my cable-guy.. 1612 01:47:28,487 --> 01:47:29,882 - What? - I won't make a deal with him. 1613 01:47:30,420 --> 01:47:31,372 What will I do with so much money? 1614 01:47:31,989 --> 01:47:33,077 After all you are giving me five lakhs. 1615 01:47:33,323 --> 01:47:35,524 I'll file a complaint against you. 1616 01:47:39,079 --> 01:47:40,182 Should I call, inspector Kande? 1617 01:47:43,240 --> 01:47:45,206 Why did you get that poor Rathi beaten up? 1618 01:47:45,625 --> 01:47:46,960 I did not. 1619 01:47:47,985 --> 01:47:49,891 But you didn't even stop, you didn't object to it. 1620 01:47:50,466 --> 01:47:53,460 But.. what could I do? 1621 01:48:00,909 --> 01:48:02,562 I'm sorry; I had to do all this. 1622 01:48:04,164 --> 01:48:05,138 But I'd like to tell you something.. 1623 01:48:06,962 --> 01:48:08,462 ..we all vulnerable.. 1624 01:48:10,060 --> 01:48:11,510 You, me and everyone. 1625 01:48:15,613 --> 01:48:16,617 Here keep this with you. 1626 01:48:19,734 --> 01:48:25,041 Some people have the habit of being right, just as this idiot is. 1627 01:48:25,578 --> 01:48:27,183 The wedding procession is at the door steps.. 1628 01:48:27,263 --> 01:48:29,713 ..and he wants to take off with the bride. 1629 01:48:29,963 --> 01:48:32,796 Because she loves someone else. 1630 01:48:33,408 --> 01:48:37,943 Think about it. Think about the family. To hell with your family. 1631 01:48:38,239 --> 01:48:40,759 Think about our multi-million budgeted serial. 1632 01:48:41,279 --> 01:48:44,384 What about me? 1633 01:48:46,347 --> 01:48:48,534 (Music bands playing) 1634 01:48:54,143 --> 01:48:56,783 (Girl sobbing) 1635 01:49:08,510 --> 01:49:10,825 There are times in your life where... 1636 01:49:11,162 --> 01:49:14,787 ...you can't simply sit quiet. 1637 01:49:15,158 --> 01:49:19,419 You have to do something. You have to take decisions. 1638 01:49:20,162 --> 01:49:23,245 What does this idiot think, that he'll take off with the bride.. 1639 01:49:23,815 --> 01:49:25,744 ..and I'll just keep watching? 1640 01:49:26,583 --> 01:49:27,895 (Cracker bursts) 1641 01:49:56,103 --> 01:49:57,616 (Door opens) Piya! 1642 01:50:01,208 --> 01:50:03,557 Sister-in-law, I'm taking Piya along with me. 1643 01:50:03,762 --> 01:50:06,344 - Where? - Where she should be. 1644 01:50:06,478 --> 01:50:07,773 Where should she be? 1645 01:50:08,178 --> 01:50:09,624 We don't have much time. 1646 01:50:09,839 --> 01:50:11,422 I'm taking her to that person with whom she.. 1647 01:50:11,433 --> 01:50:12,605 ..should be in this bridal dress. 1648 01:50:13,046 --> 01:50:14,210 Come on Piya! 1649 01:50:15,096 --> 01:50:16,022 Let's go Kitty. 1650 01:50:17,210 --> 01:50:19,566 Piya, Manoj! 1651 01:50:22,254 --> 01:50:23,192 What are you doing? 1652 01:50:23,438 --> 01:50:25,017 What we all should do, sister-in-law. 1653 01:50:26,402 --> 01:50:27,345 Manoj,.. 1654 01:50:30,343 --> 01:50:32,148 ..you are doing the right thing. 1655 01:50:32,902 --> 01:50:37,720 Run away as far as you can, I won't tell anyone. 1656 01:50:41,085 --> 01:50:41,889 Now go.. 1657 01:51:06,025 --> 01:51:08,361 (Musical band playing) 1658 01:51:16,362 --> 01:51:16,968 Uncle.. 1659 01:51:21,900 --> 01:51:25,133 We are going, stop us if you can. 1660 01:51:27,303 --> 01:51:29,015 I'm with you. 1661 01:51:52,526 --> 01:51:55,487 (Musical band playing) 1662 01:51:55,977 --> 01:51:56,896 Come and sit.. 1663 01:52:07,982 --> 01:52:11,021 (Musical band playing) 1664 01:52:37,922 --> 01:52:39,802 (Cricket chirping) Thanks. 1665 01:52:44,637 --> 01:52:46,474 You look beautiful in sister-in-law's saree. 1666 01:52:57,971 --> 01:53:00,784 I wish I had someone with whom I could run away. 1667 01:53:01,766 --> 01:53:04,779 Uncle, I'll search one for you. 1668 01:53:04,850 --> 01:53:06,659 What will you search for me? 1669 01:53:09,731 --> 01:53:11,190 Will a girl like her do? 1670 01:53:11,562 --> 01:53:14,072 - Wow, do you like her? - Yes, very much. 1671 01:53:14,086 --> 01:53:16,056 - Should I speak to her about it? - Yes. No. 1672 01:53:16,631 --> 01:53:17,903 She'll bite your head off. 1673 01:53:21,224 --> 01:53:25,146 (Musical band playing) 1674 01:53:32,775 --> 01:53:34,472 Sister-in-law, Piya is not in her room. 1675 01:53:34,832 --> 01:53:35,940 What? 1676 01:53:36,036 --> 01:53:38,256 - She's not in her room. - What? 1677 01:54:04,122 --> 01:54:05,226 Piya has absconded,.. 1678 01:54:08,499 --> 01:54:11,448 ..now what will we do? (Sad music on) 1679 01:54:11,539 --> 01:54:13,312 What will we tell the groom's parents? 1680 01:54:24,610 --> 01:54:26,460 It's already eight thirty, why hasn't he come yet? 1681 01:54:29,943 --> 01:54:32,054 - Do you know his number? - Yes. 1682 01:54:34,286 --> 01:54:35,359 Dial me the number then. 1683 01:54:36,066 --> 01:54:38,676 (Cell phone beeps) 1684 01:54:45,226 --> 01:54:49,549 Hello, who's speaking? Rahul, it's me Manoj. 1685 01:54:51,121 --> 01:54:52,103 Where are you? 1686 01:54:53,461 --> 01:54:56,848 You are still there, we have reached here already. 1687 01:54:57,606 --> 01:54:58,947 Yes, where we had decided to meet. 1688 01:55:02,708 --> 01:55:03,650 Hello? 1689 01:55:05,512 --> 01:55:06,853 What.. what are you saying? 1690 01:55:09,835 --> 01:55:11,182 I should ask her to get married? 1691 01:55:11,633 --> 01:55:13,502 Have you lost your mind? 1692 01:55:14,686 --> 01:55:17,756 Hello.. listen, don't you love her? 1693 01:55:18,201 --> 01:55:20,370 Hello.. hello.. 1694 01:55:36,873 --> 01:55:38,314 He won't come. 1695 01:55:38,727 --> 01:55:42,321 (Sad music on) 1696 01:55:50,703 --> 01:55:52,367 Come sit,.. 1697 01:55:55,551 --> 01:55:58,562 ..we'll go home.. come sit.. 1698 01:56:05,340 --> 01:56:06,077 Piya,.. 1699 01:56:08,181 --> 01:56:09,038 Piya Stop! 1700 01:56:10,130 --> 01:56:12,389 Piya.. Piya.. 1701 01:56:16,669 --> 01:56:21,416 Piya has returned home.. she has come back. 1702 01:56:21,664 --> 01:56:23,568 She has come back. 1703 01:56:25,811 --> 01:56:27,187 Hey, Listen Shekhar.. 1704 01:56:27,455 --> 01:56:29,612 (Footsteps) 1705 01:56:30,779 --> 01:56:31,904 Hey wait.. 1706 01:56:35,357 --> 01:56:37,479 Why does he keep falling all the time? 1707 01:56:54,872 --> 01:56:55,760 What happened? 1708 01:56:56,421 --> 01:56:58,306 - What has happened to you? - You can question her later.. 1709 01:56:58,309 --> 01:57:00,170 The groom's procession is already here, get her ready. 1710 01:57:15,740 --> 01:57:17,319 Sister, I think sister-in-law is illiterate.. 1711 01:57:17,479 --> 01:57:19,371 ..she has pulled her veil so low. 1712 01:57:20,129 --> 01:57:21,510 Then why don't you lift it away after all.. 1713 01:57:21,513 --> 01:57:23,882 - ..she's you sister-in-law, Poonam! - Should I take it off? Okay then.. 1714 01:57:24,401 --> 01:57:26,391 Hey not so soon.. 1715 01:57:26,805 --> 01:57:28,654 ..first let them finish their 'Saat Phere'(seven rounds) 1716 01:57:29,402 --> 01:57:30,979 Not here there.. 1717 01:57:33,579 --> 01:57:35,163 - Oh sorry.. sorry.. - Not again. 1718 01:57:35,667 --> 01:57:38,323 - These are not sandalwood sticks.. - Everyone is in a hurry. 1719 01:57:38,410 --> 01:57:39,498 It's pure sandalwood Pandit-ji! 1720 01:57:39,563 --> 01:57:41,151 No it's not; it's emitting too much smoke. 1721 01:57:41,215 --> 01:57:42,312 Otherwise this ghee is not of good quality. 1722 01:57:42,472 --> 01:57:44,297 Pandit-ji, we'll contribute for your fees too. 1723 01:57:44,533 --> 01:57:46,650 Please don't side the only the groom's party. 1724 01:57:48,899 --> 01:57:50,743 (Vedic mantra reciting) 1725 01:57:58,671 --> 01:57:59,893 Why don't you see the girls face? 1726 01:58:09,408 --> 01:58:12,080 (Vedic mantra reciting) 1727 01:58:18,223 --> 01:58:19,308 Is there any problem? 1728 01:58:27,510 --> 01:58:28,892 What has happened to your face? 1729 01:58:30,076 --> 01:58:31,389 Did somebody hit you? 1730 01:58:34,192 --> 01:58:36,391 Piya, Piya.. 1731 01:58:38,186 --> 01:58:40,444 (Girl sobbing) 1732 01:58:40,771 --> 01:58:42,013 Pandit-ji, one minute.. 1733 01:58:45,728 --> 01:58:47,454 Son, the auspicious moment is passing by. 1734 01:58:47,532 --> 01:58:48,893 So let it go. 1735 01:58:51,849 --> 01:58:54,462 Get up.. I wish to talk to Piya alone.. 1736 01:58:55,099 --> 01:58:56,072 Piya, come. 1737 01:58:57,826 --> 01:58:59,971 Hey where are you taking her? 1738 01:59:00,285 --> 01:59:02,155 Now what does he want to talk about? 1739 01:59:08,159 --> 01:59:09,193 What happened? 1740 01:59:10,027 --> 01:59:11,835 Now tell me, what had happened to you face? 1741 01:59:13,658 --> 01:59:15,244 (Girl sobbing) 1742 01:59:18,167 --> 01:59:22,214 Listen, if something has happened, then I want to know. 1743 01:59:23,190 --> 01:59:25,520 I want to know because I'm marrying you. 1744 01:59:26,655 --> 01:59:28,777 And I will be spending the rest of my life with you. 1745 01:59:31,348 --> 01:59:32,855 (Girl sobbing) 1746 01:59:33,082 --> 01:59:35,213 Are you.. are you a cranky girl? 1747 01:59:38,141 --> 01:59:40,924 Then what, from the moment you've met me, you've been crying. 1748 01:59:48,261 --> 01:59:49,867 I'd met with an accident. 1749 01:59:53,530 --> 01:59:55,711 Accident? Where? 1750 01:59:57,963 --> 02:00:01,438 Piya, say anything but the truth. 1751 02:00:01,503 --> 02:00:04,391 No Kavita, let the truth come out in today.. 1752 02:00:04,773 --> 02:00:06,320 It does matter what happens after that. 1753 02:00:06,833 --> 02:00:10,160 Piya, please don't lie to me. 1754 02:00:11,078 --> 02:00:14,910 Listen I don't want begin a relation with a lie. 1755 02:00:15,836 --> 02:00:17,875 I had ran away from home.. 1756 02:00:33,682 --> 02:00:34,737 (Girl sobbing) 1757 02:00:41,130 --> 02:00:42,498 Hey you eat chocolates? 1758 02:00:43,689 --> 02:00:45,787 I used to eat it earlier. 1759 02:00:46,339 --> 02:00:47,505 But let me tell you one thing.. 1760 02:00:47,508 --> 02:00:48,459 ..they really take a heavy toll on your teeth. 1761 02:00:49,459 --> 02:00:52,388 I paid twenty thousand rupees to the dentist.. 1762 02:00:52,595 --> 02:00:55,547 ..to make them look good for the wedding. 1763 02:00:56,121 --> 02:00:58,535 Dentists are robbers, I tell you, really. 1764 02:00:58,930 --> 02:01:00,990 I have never eaten chocolates worth twenty thousand. 1765 02:01:07,955 --> 02:01:08,758 Nice. 1766 02:01:11,028 --> 02:01:13,532 So what about our wedding? 1767 02:01:16,950 --> 02:01:19,415 You love someone else but you want to marry me? 1768 02:01:20,946 --> 02:01:23,399 I was against this marriage. 1769 02:01:29,019 --> 02:01:31,223 (Girl sobbing) 1770 02:01:35,060 --> 02:01:37,287 Okay, alright.. relax.. 1771 02:01:38,500 --> 02:01:39,595 We won't get married,.. 1772 02:01:42,536 --> 02:01:44,738 ..if you want you can call the person you love.. 1773 02:01:44,741 --> 02:01:47,803 I don't want to get married to him too, I hate him.. 1774 02:01:48,275 --> 02:01:49,744 ..he has deceived me. 1775 02:01:49,759 --> 02:01:51,455 (Girl sobbing) 1776 02:01:56,359 --> 02:01:58,399 (Girl sobbing) 1777 02:01:58,443 --> 02:02:00,917 Piya, I.. 1778 02:02:02,502 --> 02:02:03,925 ..don't love you,.. 1779 02:02:05,136 --> 02:02:06,300 ..not until now. 1780 02:02:07,666 --> 02:02:09,738 We don't know each other very much. 1781 02:02:11,749 --> 02:02:14,513 But believe me; I'd thought that... 1782 02:02:14,892 --> 02:02:16,847 ...we've been already married. 1783 02:02:19,450 --> 02:02:22,207 And the household that I had dreamt about.. 1784 02:02:23,939 --> 02:02:25,613 ..you were there with me. 1785 02:02:39,229 --> 02:02:43,665 When I saw your photo sent for my alliance, I got it scanned.. 1786 02:02:43,668 --> 02:02:46,985 ..and had it enlarged on my computer. 1787 02:02:48,620 --> 02:02:53,706 And do you know what I used to do every night before sleeping. 1788 02:02:58,420 --> 02:03:01,420 Before sleeping I used to kiss you on that computer. 1789 02:03:05,103 --> 02:03:07,129 And if I wish to kiss you now.. 1790 02:03:10,964 --> 02:03:11,947 You know Piya.. 1791 02:03:13,278 --> 02:03:14,549 ..you are such a beautiful girl. 1792 02:03:18,732 --> 02:03:21,580 And that's a cat,.. 1793 02:03:21,924 --> 02:03:24,769 ..you know, I hate cats but what the heck.. 1794 02:03:26,712 --> 02:03:28,783 That's so nice.. 1795 02:03:30,096 --> 02:03:32,447 ..nice.. nice cat.. 1796 02:03:36,482 --> 02:03:38,944 Piya, you look good when you laugh. Don't cry. Okay. 1797 02:03:39,563 --> 02:03:42,446 You see I cannot take a crying bride to my house. 1798 02:03:42,909 --> 02:03:47,038 Because I don't want you to cry when you are dropping rice.. 1799 02:03:47,242 --> 02:03:52,163 .. content vessel, it doesn't look nice.. 1800 02:03:53,503 --> 02:03:54,335 ..please answer me. 1801 02:03:59,313 --> 02:04:02,156 What we wanted, we got everything. 1802 02:04:02,661 --> 02:04:06,952 Bride, bridegroom, rituals, customs fun, music, songs.. 1803 02:04:07,444 --> 02:04:10,292 But along with that we got something else too.. 1804 02:04:11,038 --> 02:04:13,945 One uncle having an affair with a servant. 1805 02:04:14,250 --> 02:04:18,311 A grandfather, trying out new ways of Kamasutra at the age of 67.. 1806 02:04:18,684 --> 02:04:20,781 A bride running away for her beloved. 1807 02:04:21,154 --> 02:04:26,371 But finally marries the guy with whom it had been arranged. 1808 02:04:27,054 --> 02:04:28,519 So many things happened in this wedding. 1809 02:04:29,212 --> 02:04:33,313 We wanted to cover only the wedding but got much more. 1810 02:04:33,874 --> 02:04:38,319 We wanted 'Saat Phere' instead we got '7 1/2 Phere'. 1811 02:04:40,928 --> 02:04:43,256 (Women sobbing) 1812 02:05:11,970 --> 02:05:18,689 (Musical band playing) 1813 02:05:21,594 --> 02:05:24,451 Now this is what I call brilliant. 1814 02:05:25,147 --> 02:05:27,896 Wonderful, marvelous. 1815 02:05:28,709 --> 02:05:30,678 Thank you, ma'am! Thank you. 1816 02:05:31,148 --> 02:05:34,885 You, you've done it. Congratulations! 1817 02:05:36,583 --> 02:05:40,084 In the market of entertainment, wedding takes the top slot. 1818 02:05:40,846 --> 02:05:44,138 Every marriage ritual is sold in millions. 1819 02:05:45,173 --> 02:05:50,541 A seller knows that he's selling much more than a wedding. 1820 02:05:51,295 --> 02:05:54,588 '7 1/2 Phere' sell more than 'Saat Phere.' 1821 02:05:55,066 --> 02:05:59,039 Seller sells only those things that are bought by people. 1822 02:05:59,368 --> 02:06:03,107 Whether it is a fresh news or dirty dancing of a music video. 1823 02:06:03,852 --> 02:06:07,532 Whether it is a Page 3 parties or suicide attempting farmers. 1824 02:06:07,979 --> 02:06:10,053 We sell what the buyers buy. 1825 02:06:10,314 --> 02:06:14,287 Then it doesn't matter whether it is more or less. 1826 02:06:15,864 --> 02:06:18,302 She worked very hard. 1827 02:06:22,896 --> 02:06:25,136 Asmi, what are you doing? 1828 02:06:25,520 --> 02:06:27,333 (Grunts) 1829 02:06:28,177 --> 02:06:30,063 - What are you doing? - I don't believe this. 1830 02:06:30,104 --> 02:06:31,677 Somebody stop her.. 1831 02:06:31,876 --> 02:06:34,092 You wanted a wedding, you got it. 1832 02:06:34,449 --> 02:06:37,449 Then why do you want things that happened beyond the wedding? 1833 02:06:37,913 --> 02:06:40,182 It will be fun, the audience will like it. 1834 02:06:40,338 --> 02:06:42,808 What about the girl's father, who will be heart broken? 1835 02:06:43,119 --> 02:06:45,932 What about the humiliation her family will have to bear? 1836 02:06:46,216 --> 02:06:48,818 And what about the girl, who has just settled in her new life? 1837 02:06:48,873 --> 02:06:50,879 - Who cares? - Yeah why should we care? 1838 02:06:50,993 --> 02:06:53,480 You may not care but I care. 1839 02:06:56,036 --> 02:06:57,659 What are you doing, have you gone crazy? 1840 02:06:57,745 --> 02:07:01,656 We all are not eunuchs, and if were... 1841 02:07:02,028 --> 02:07:04,425 ...and we are then some has to change. 1842 02:07:04,520 --> 02:07:06,334 She's lost it, she's lost it. 1843 02:07:06,445 --> 02:07:07,589 She's gone mad. 1844 02:07:07,615 --> 02:07:09,812 I used to be mad but I'm sane now. 1845 02:07:13,647 --> 02:07:14,990 (Grunts) 1846 02:07:17,831 --> 02:07:18,816 Asmi.. 1847 02:07:21,234 --> 02:07:22,858 Oh My God! 1848 02:07:35,542 --> 02:07:37,612 (Cracker bursts) 1849 02:07:37,959 --> 02:07:42,705 We all get a chance to be a hero once in a while. 1850 02:07:43,420 --> 02:07:47,701 And it feels good to be a hero too. But later.. 1851 02:07:51,888 --> 02:07:53,880 (Fan whirring) 1852 02:07:54,112 --> 02:07:58,717 I was fired. What was the need for me to act like a hero? 1853 02:07:59,986 --> 02:08:01,322 Okay Kavita,.. 1854 02:08:02,756 --> 02:08:03,559 ..so that's it. 1855 02:08:05,186 --> 02:08:09,323 The show was prepared very nicely, Asmi and the credit goes to you. 1856 02:08:10,335 --> 02:08:11,145 Thanks. 1857 02:08:13,061 --> 02:08:14,438 Are you joining somewhere else? 1858 02:08:15,236 --> 02:08:19,633 Who will take me? The news must have spread like fire.. 1859 02:08:19,729 --> 02:08:23,562 Beware of that director, she snips off her own creation. 1860 02:08:30,748 --> 02:08:36,191 It's all because of that idiot Manoj, I wish I hadn't met him at all. 1861 02:08:47,860 --> 02:08:49,924 What have I done to you? 1862 02:08:50,924 --> 02:08:52,964 There's nothing left to be done, now. 1863 02:08:54,281 --> 02:08:56,855 You keep bumping in to me purposely. 1864 02:08:59,338 --> 02:09:01,596 Seeing you, I lose my sanity. 1865 02:09:02,049 --> 02:09:03,679 My legs slip off their own accord. 1866 02:09:04,354 --> 02:09:05,917 - Should I ask her? - Get aside. 1867 02:09:06,673 --> 02:09:08,049 What if she hits me? 1868 02:09:08,714 --> 02:09:12,378 What are you doing tonight I mean in the evening? - Why? 1869 02:09:14,158 --> 02:09:19,009 We'll go out somewhere, have dinner. 1870 02:09:21,912 --> 02:09:23,651 Are you flirting with me? 1871 02:09:29,162 --> 02:09:31,034 No, no.. 1872 02:09:33,311 --> 02:09:36,807 You know I'm married, I'm a married woman. 1873 02:09:51,866 --> 02:09:53,364 You were teasing me, weren't you? 1874 02:09:59,786 --> 02:10:03,640 She makes me laugh too much.. (Laughing hysterically) 1875 02:10:03,681 --> 02:10:08,119 I don't know why I suddenly felt that I liked meeting Manoj. 1876 02:10:08,552 --> 02:10:11,623 Of course, I'd like to make movies too. 1877 02:10:12,145 --> 02:10:14,629 And I might make movies which have... 1878 02:10:14,951 --> 02:10:17,670 ...stars shining brighter in the sky. 1879 02:10:17,900 --> 02:10:20,034 And the moon hiding behind the clouds. 1880 02:10:20,810 --> 02:10:23,185 What the heck, you want entertainment? 1881 02:10:23,383 --> 02:10:27,809 So be it.. entertainment.. 1882 02:10:35,164 --> 02:10:39,099 "The stars have descended on your veil." 1883 02:10:42,816 --> 02:10:47,779 "The moonlight is blushing. The moon is hiding behind clouds." 1884 02:10:50,169 --> 02:10:52,350 "May nobody cast an evil eye on the damsel!" 1885 02:10:52,354 --> 02:10:54,274 "Adorn the night more." 1886 02:10:55,982 --> 02:11:00,443 "There is joy all around. Celebrate." 1887 02:11:21,130 --> 02:11:25,260 "The stars have descended on your veil." 1888 02:11:26,826 --> 02:11:30,944 "The moonlight is blushing. The moon is hiding behind clouds." 1889 02:11:32,370 --> 02:11:34,611 "May nobody cast an evil eye on the damsel!" 1890 02:11:34,629 --> 02:11:36,377 "Adorn the night more." 1891 02:11:36,380 --> 02:11:40,808 "There is joy all around. Celebrate." 146067