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I hate Valentine's Day

I hate that day

I hate that day

I hate how couples look

Wearing red, and walking together

I hate the teddy bears; the red teddies with a heart on them

They have 'love' written on them, annoying teddy bears

Why are they holding a heart with 'love' on it, what do they want from us!

I hate cinemas on that day

and restaurants are all fully booked

I hate the expectations some girls put on this day, I hate any...

Who are you even talking to, You don't have anyone to talk to

Girls really get impressed by weird, silly things

What's the idea of me getting balloons and putting them in the car trunk

What's the idea of me getting balloons and putting them in the car trunk

Red balloons. What's fun about that?

Why is this a gift, why…

Why are you doing this to me?

I don't need any drama

- Not at all. - Okay, Sherif.

- Divorce me if you feel I… - What a joy, this is the day of wishes.

Do you see this door, honey? Do you see it?

This is the house door, right? Go ahead, open it and leave, go on.

Where are you going?

Are you stupid!

Where are you going?

I am taking my clothes.

Did you buy anything in the first place to take your clothes!

You won't take anything, you will get your clothes off.

Who bought you this gold? Wasn't it me!

Ah, Sherif, I will remove it.

- I will remove it, alright. - I am sorry, take your time.

Okay.

Thanks a lot.

Slow down; we're not in a hurry.

Yes.

I like this one.

I like it too, unfortunately.

But I need it, sorry.

Sorry.

Slow down, or you'll tear it.

- It's Stuck, just a second. - Take your time.

That's alright.

Now you may leave.

Just a second

Who bought you this green hoodie?

You.

And the pants!

Youmna!

Youmna!

Nightmare?

Yes.

Again?

Alright, wake up.

Come on, wake up so you can prepare our breakfast.

I can't talk right now.

Goodbye. Goodbye.

Here you go.

Thanks!

Do you remember what tomorrow is?

Wednesday?

It's my birthday.

Tomorrow is my birthday.

Yes, I know it's your birthday.

I even invited my siblings

and my aunt and her children to come over for dinner.

- Yes, I remember. - You invited them for my birthday!

You told me last year that we would go out and have fun together this year.

They, Youmna, want to celebrate you

and they told me, honestly.

After all, we are going to do the same outside or inside

Yes, which is what?

The cake with two candles and singing "Happy birthday".

What's new!

What's new!

I need to get moving as I'm very late.

You didn't finish eating.

It's the rush hour.

Happy birthday to you.

Of course, I won't forget your birthday.

- Make it a medium. - Tell him to bring me a coffee.

Okay, and one more coffee.

Sherif, good morning my dear.

Sherif, good morning my dear.

Good morning, Darsh.

Darsh, yes.

You need something.

Yes? Tell me?

And if I don’t ask from my elder brother, then who?

Sherif, what do you want?

Speak… Ouch!

Marwan, my Brogues are... the boot is tight on my feet

Brogue! you old man.

Yes old, yes.

But still healthy.

Its better to check those who have diabetes!

Alright my brother.

Alright, you will be having a dinner at our house tomorrow.

Okay. But why?

It's Youmna's birthday.

It's Youmna's birthday.

And frankly, Tefa, I have no interest in this birthday noise!

- And all of that fuss. - You're stupid.

You'll always be stupid!

Your wife...

- You have to pamper her. - Every time I bring up her

- you will tell me that! - The cylinder...

If you keep pressuring it like this, it's going to backfire on you.

And I will keep saying it.

Darling, a woman has three days in her life that she celebrates.

Her birthday and her wedding anniversary.

And the third day, smarty?

The day that, God willing, He remembers you and you pass away.

The day that, God willing, He remembers you and you pass away.

And she discovers that life without you is much better.

Because you bring your own family on her birthday.

Damn you. Are you with me or with her?

You are a denier, I stand for the truth.

I need to talk to Sherif.

Okay, go on, Tefa, you look busy.

And say hello to Marwan until I see him.

Alright, Sherif sends his regards.

Bye, dear. We will see him tomorrow.

Give me your credit card.

Mine isn't working.

Why, what's wrong?

Here you go.

Here you go.

Mostafa?

No, it's Alaa, sir.

Ah, ah, my apologies, you resemble someone...

an employee I had, he was the ideal employee

I am also the ideal employee here.

Really?

That's very nice.

Honestly, sir, it doesn't matter. Days keep passing!

What happened? What's this weird situation! What's up with that drama?!

I only thought to open up to you

Oh man, I wish you hadn't, take this.

I am joking, by the way.

This is an honour for me, your cheerful face and your daughter too.

This is an honour for me, your cheerful face and your daughter too.

Absolutely, did it accept the payment?

- Yes. - Let me just look.

- Did you take the things? - Not yet.

Okay, we will wait here, you will bring it there.

Yes, sir.

- I'm sorry, did I surprise you? - No, not at all.

- I'm sorry, did I surprise you? - No, not at all.

You're closing your apartment door.

I'm Aser, just moved here a few days ago.

I'm Youmna.

- Nice to meet you. - Pleasure to meet you.

Change the song?

No, it is fine.

What I am going to see now...

will tell me who stole.

And it could very well be one of us.

I'll answer the phone first.

I'll answer the phone first.

-Hello. - Hey, Tamtam.

You never answer right away!

I was just about to check the cards.

What this mess and noise. Enough with the horror!

Whenever I speak to you, I feel like I'm speaking to an evil witch.

Get to the point, people are waiting for me.

Tomorrow is Youmna's birthday.

Forget about it.

No, no, Tamtam, I am serious, you have to come.

I won't go anywhere.

I'm not interested in these things.

I'm not interested in these things.

Hang up now, I really have something to do.

I won't hang up until you tell me on the phone that you're coming, Tamtam.

Stop being stubborn, girl, for God's sake.

Your family has rights.

Take care of us a little, I beg you.

Consider it the birthday of Afarkosh the son of Bertkosh!

Fine, I'll come, okay. Can I hang up now?

Come on, sis, hang up.

You're in a hurry to the court!

Goodbye.

I don't want to hear any sound.

And if anyone is scared, they can wait outside.

Good morning.

- Morning. - Morning.

Is it appropriate to come late every time you come?

I'm sorry, the road was very crowded.

what won't make her be late?

And every time the owner thanks her for half an hour in a meeting.

So, for this sweet smile...

Guys, I wanted to take Wednesday and Thursday off?

Don't be foolish, you know I was going to take those days off.

And how would I know?

Alright, don't argue.

Both of you take the day off.

- What! How? - How?

I'll work in your place.

- Yes, Sherif - Youmna, call your aunt to invite her...

As you know that she and I haven't been speaking for a while.

But Sherif, can you talk to her because, I'm at work?

No, you talk to her

- We will reconcile later "Good morning, everyone"

- Morning. "Morning"

- Okay, fine. - We will reconcile when she is home

YoYo, have you finished the required tasks?

What! Is this you, YoYo? is that you?

- Are you YoYo? - Okay, I'll wait for you to finish.

Are you going to work or will you be spoiled! Give him to me.

- No... Sherif... - Hand him over!

- No... Sherif... - Hand him over!

- I swear to Allah, Yumna, open the speaker or...

I will divorce you, you will be divorced,

Yumna, open the speaker and don't get outside.

Did you hang up? Hello...

I've opened the speaker.

This disrespectful guy...

Who doesn't know how to deal with women

He spoils this one and then dismisses that one

If you want to spoil someone

Go and spoil your wife...

or spoil your mother...

But this disrespect and lack of upbringing...

Not for other women

Not for other women

and I'll react in a way that you won't like at all.

and anyone who was raised on the streets...

I can really discipline them.

Behave or I'd act otherwise

And you, madam, leave now.

And I also respect you.

Yeah, that's enough for you that I respect you.

Don't forget that I am married and I love my family.

What...?

- I'll tell you.

Do you like soccer?

Good.

You know when your team qualifies for the World Cup?

We know that we'll be eliminated in the first round and we'll lose three matches

but we're happy just playing in the World Cup.

You're like one of those matches we lose.

Don't you get it?

I said that too.

Okay, bye now.

- Good evening. - What's up, love?

- How are you? - Fine, why are you late?

I had a big problem at work.

Did you solve it?

You will definitely solve it.

Okay, I'll prepare dinner for you.

Okay, I'll prepare dinner for you.

Okay.

I'm sorry.

By the way, I didn't agree to let you work because of your beautiful eyes.

Why are you looking at me like that?

You only went because I never say no to Mustafa's requests.

- Thanks, Sherif. - You're welcome, love.

- Thanks, Sherif. - You're welcome, love.

And anytime, by the way, you might find me at your job

That's perfectly fine...

YoYo!

Enough already.

I've apologized a hundred times and you forgave me.

For my sake.

Did you forget something?

No, I didn't forget.

We are inviting people over today, aren't we?

We are inviting people over today, aren't we?

Is that all?

Your gift is on the dresser, Yo Yo!

You want to meet my brother secretly?!

Again, Osama?

Don't you ever get tired?

No, I never get tired.

I'll meet him!

Why so annoying?

Osama..Osama, look.

You can't meet him

unless you change your job.

Otherwise, you can't meet him, he'd kick you out.

Osama, I...

I'm really pissed off.

No more than me, Fatma, and move the phone away from your ear, I'm about to yell now.

- What? Sorry, I can't hear you - I want you to hear me very well

- The network is unstable. - You got to do what Isay.

- The network is unstable. - You got to do what Isay.

Life is tough.

A lot of expenses.

Little income.

I know.

Of course, I know.

But that doesn't give us the right

to steal.

Doesn't give us the right to what?

To steal.

- Doesn't give us the right to what? - To steal.

God bless you.

The management knew what happened.

But I told them

that all the employees here

that all the employees here

are my brothers.

If it's known

who did this

He will be humiliated.

He will be seriously humiliated

And his family will be humiliated, too.

And you, the least of you, how long have you been here at the bank?

About two years?

So, every one of you remembers very well

what happened to your colleague Abdel Hameed when he did that.

what happened to your colleague Abdel Hameed when he did that.

Remember what happened to him?

He was imprisoned.

Abdel Hameed was imprisoned.

- We are not thieves, sir. - I didn't say we are thieves.

Did I say that?

Did I say that?

I'm saying

that there's a thief among us.

There's a huge difference.

So, who among you

wants his fate to be similar to Abdel Hameed's?

- Are we done yet? - Excuse me?

- Are we done yet? - Excuse me?

I'm saying that we must find this person and hand him over immediately.

Well done, Mohammed.

For your limited knowledge

that I don't know

who this person is.

I know this person very well.

So, this person

has two options

Either be brave and continue on his path

Either be brave and continue on his path

and then

I swear, I won't let him go.

Either he also becomes brave

and steps forward

raises his hand

The right one.

and admits that he did this.

Then

He walks out of here without any fuss.

He walks out of here without any fuss.

He takes money for his work

Like water under the bridge.

What do you think?

Come on!

Please

- Lala, Good Morning. - Seriously!

Do you still remember that we have a family member

named Lala?

- Of course, you're our family's gem. - Well, speaking of flowers

You're the one who brought it up.

Three days ago

I messaged the group and no one responded.

And two days ago I sent two stickers, and no one responded either.

Well, we know how your husband acts

- But you, Yomna! - My dear, I swear I didn't notice.

Oh well!

Every time I talk to one of you

Every time I talk to one of you

You tell me the same thing.

You know what's the worst?

- What is it? - I sent a prayer yesterday

Which none of you said Amen to.

But you proved to be loyal

The moment I left the group

You called me immediately.

Of course, as soon as I saw Lala left the group, I called you right away.

What is a family group without you in it?!

What is a group without Lala?!

I felt the group was lacking...

Lacking one.

God bless you.

Alright then, come over so we can have breakfast together.

Alright then, come over so we can have breakfast together.

No, we won't have breakfast,

I'll see you tonight at my place.

Why?!

- Why? Because it's my birthday today. - Oh dear!

Happy birthday, YoYo, I swear

I love you as much as I love Fatma

Even though your husband, you know I can't stand him.

Is what he did in the family group acceptable?

No, it's not okay but forget about it now, you know Sherif.

You'll come today and we'll make it up to you.

- I'll be waiting. - Alright, my dear

- Bye. - Bye.

Shame on you! You take your full rights.

After, of course, God gave you the greatest invention in the universe.

Seriously!

What's it?!

- The camera. - Why the camera?

Why!

So that any one of you is in some sort of situation

she reaches for the mobile

and starts recording herself

This guy is flirting with me.

This guy is harassing me.

And those that grab their phones and start saying

Guys, story time I experienced a horrible situation!

Guys, story time I experienced a horrible situation!

I entered a restaurant with a terrible atmosphere; she keeps sharing and such.

- You're right, I swear. - You're right!

Do you know that any Egyptian girl

Experiences severe oppression daily.

To the extent that we set together

We're like, darling, are you experiencing any kind of oppression?

From your dad? Or from your brother?

with his silly moustache and raises his voice? Or your husband?

Or from the society that doesn't want you to work?

And you, Youmna?

And you, Youmna?

Which kind of oppression do you face?

No, my husband is very understanding

and he supports me in my work.

Your husband? I'm asking about the oppression

- Yes, Sherif. - Yes, Youmna.

Tell me when will you finish?

Around five, I guess.

Okay, great.

You go bring the cake.

Bring my own birthday cake?

Youmna, please, I don't want any problems.

Youmna, please, I don't want any problems.

Actually, I need to go now because I have a lot of work.

With your permission.

Just a moment, Hind

- Please. - At your service.

Is there cake under the name Yemna Jad Allah Mustafa?

Just a moment.

Correct ma'am, that will be 300 pounds.

And he didn't pay?!

- He didn't pay? - No sir, it doesn't seem he paid.

- He didn't pay? - No sir, it doesn't seem he paid.

Alright.

- Here's 400, keep the change. - Thank you.

Yes, Hind.

You know, Yemna?

It's not about the cake.

Take it easy.

I do so.

Sherif is just...

He always gets upset

And gets mad about things that I don't understand

but I assume I make things that upset him.

You know? So I try to behave better and be good.

Maybe we can be better, and he'll feel sorry for me.

Maybe we can be better, and he'll feel sorry for me.

Yes, exactly.

That's practical thinking.

You know? If I were you

After getting the cake

I'd go to get a stunning dress

You have to make the man with you feel inferior.

Make the dress red.

Men are weak for red.

Excuse me, I have a question.

Why did Sharif invite us in the first place?

Why would someone invite his whole family to his wife's birthday?

I tell you, believe me, if everyone was like Mustafa

The world would be a lot better.

Okay, he may just invite you.

But why me? I get bored of these things a lot.

I'm telling you, energy girl

If you went to the birthday with this energy, it won't be a birthday.

We are going to cheer up her and say 'Happy Birthday.'

Youmna, your brother's wife, is a simple, good, and kind girl.

She deserves to be happy.

- Okay, she's poor, we can give her money - What's this rudeness!

- How could you say that in front of her? - Okay, just kidding.

- How could you say that in front of her? - Okay, just kidding.

- I won't joke anymore - Watch your language

But still...

These birthdays, enough, I mean You are now 37, 38, and 40 years old.

How old are you now?

We all grew up, Hind.

Age is what you feel

not what you live.

You know, I had a neighbor in Beirut who was 80 years old.

She was living and not caring about the world.

She always used to dance, jump, and do whatever she wanted.

I used to tell her she looked like she was in her twenties.

She said every morning she wakes up, she looks in the mirror

She said every morning she wakes up, she looks in the mirror

and tells herself 'You are in your twenties.'

"You are in your twenties."

"You are in your twenties."

- Twenties, huh. - What are you saying?

Nothing, come on, let's get there.

I'm bored of driving.

Why are you laughing, Sherief?

Look at me when I'm talking to you.

What do you think of the dress?

It's okay, Youmna.

It's just a dress after all. It's okay.

What do you mean by it's okay?

Grumpy!

Hello, Mr. grumoy, I missed you. How are you doing? I've missed you.

Is the dress nice or bad, Sharif?

Honestly, Youmna, the dress isn't pretty.

Why isn't it pretty?

Why isn't it pretty?

It would have been pretty if you had worn it ten years ago.

But now

It's not for your age at all.

Take my words.

This dress, Youmna

should be worn by a girl who is 20-22 years old.

Just graduated and is looking for a groom.

It would have been pretty if you'd worn it ten years ago.

A twenty-two-year-old from the university, looking for...

Without a care or concern...