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Previously on "Below Deck Med"...

Leah is gonna be here,

and my plan is to ask her to marry me.

What?

Yes, so I need your help.

- I didn’t know that! - Yes.

New stewardess?

Do you guys need something to drink?

Can we get eight shots of tequila?

Of course you can.

I will as soon as I’m, done.

I asked her to check on the guests.

It’s seeming like we brought this fourth stew

to actually do my job.

So Carrie is on service for training, right?

Well, we only had two though.

As long as I don’t feel like I’m being demoted.

No, but at the end of the day, that’s also my call.

So I’ll put it where I see fit.

Okay, no worries.

She should be grateful that we’ve got an extra set of hands.

So we have Stacey Jennings and husband, Brad Driver.

I’ve done a charter for him.

For night two, the guests have requested

to go somewhere with a beautiful backdrop.

Why don’t we hire actual drag queens?

I love drag shows.

It will be very fun.

I wanna get guest areas done.

Head up to Prague.

You’re coming with me?

Why not?

I’ve just booked a flight to Ireland.

Would you invite Gael to Dublin?

Every day breaks my heart.

Now I’m realizing I’m just gonna

be treated like sh... again.

Your strength is... ing insane.

What do you want to do?

We can go to bed.

- Go to bed? - Yeah.

- It’s okay. I’m okay. - You sure?

Mm-hmm.

Let’s go to bed.

Let’s go.

- Do you want a toasty? - Are you going to do a toasty?

Yeah, let’s have a toasty.

Or a pizza.

[chattering]

This pineapple pizza is the one.

I’m going to have the last slice and I don’t give a [bleep].

You are disgusting.

- Let’s see. - No.

Are you not going to heat it up?

It’s only because the pineapple tastes best cold.

Go and have cuddles.

I don’t want anyone to look at me like this.

- Yes, you do. - No, I don’t.

Let me tell you, I’m just being soppy.

Don’t.

I want you to be my best mate.

To best mates. To best mates.

- C’iao. - C’iao.

[alarm sounds]

Busy.

Oh, Bro...

But like...

Really?

No?

That is utter bullsh... .

This is what he does.

Morning. Let’s go.

How fun was last night?

I think it was my favorite night we’ve had.

- What’s up, Joe? - How are you doing?

You know, Joe, I don’t feel so bad.

No.

I’ve just gotten out of a relationship.

There were times where I didn’t feel like

a priority to my partner.

Everything between Nathan and I has happened so fast.

I question whether my feelings are real.

I just don’t want lightning to strike twice.

All crew, provisions have arrived.

Copy, copy. Where’s Ellie?

I don’t want to be late for these provisions.

- Morning, Joe. - Morning.

This is for the pantry and this is for the bridge fridge.

- Bridge fridge. - Yeah.

Ooh, lobsties.

Loads of flowers.

These are the Greek arrangements.

Last one?

Cheers, man.

Good morning.

Interior, your balloons came.

- Copy. - Oh, Jesus Christ.

I love the disco ball balloon.

Yeah, they’re really cool, aren’t they?

- Looking good, are we? - Yeah, we’re done.

Interior, meet me in the dining room.

Copy.

It’s our last... ing charter.

Our last charter.

Like, what is going on?

Let’s do it.

So, I think we could not ask for a better last charter.

No.

Stacey and Brad are the primaries.

I’ve actually had him on before, him and his husband, Brad.

You all take that one right there.

I actually want to sleep with my husband.

Well, that’s a first.

I need everyone firing on all cylinders.

Tonight’s theme, a Swedish pop musical Greek...

- [bleep] yeah. - Abba?

That’s a great theme.

They want the yacht crew to put on a performance.

We need to keep up a sense of urgency.

You’ll be in laundry, you’ll be servicing cabins,

and then you’re going to float wherever I need you.

Perfect.

Well, laundry has been great.

You took the initiative to do your color system,

and it’s been going so well, so thank you.

And your decorations last charter were absolutely amazing.

You’re nailing it.

- So well done. - Appreciate it. Thanks.

I’ve just noticed a few arms starting to get

a bit slower with washing.

Carrie cleared the pantry

in, like, half the time it’s been taking to clear the pantry,

because she’s, like, everything she does is, like, you know,

and that’s how it should be on yachts.

Everyone just needs to absolutely nail their areas.

There’s been a palpable shift in Aesha’s behavior towards me,

ever since Carrie got on board.

And here I am, like...

What about me? Remember me?

And then when those sheets are done,

- go make that bed. - Okay.

And do you want to give a good vac to the upstairs?

Yes.

Let’s use up every bit of fuel in our tank

and just show them the best time.

I’ll give those trays a clean before.

- Oh, yeah. - I’ll put them on, but...

What’s up?

Okay, here we go.

[sighs]

Okay.

I’m going to do the jacuzzi,

because all you got to do is these right in, don’t you?

That’s it. Just pour it in.

Last night, what the hell?

Aesha was, like, one of the funnest nights.

Good, like, yeah.

Joe walks in with Carrie, and I’m, like, [bleep] off.

- Hello, girls. - Hello.

What’s happened?

Oh, sh... .

Yeah.

This is the last time we have to do this, no?

Yeah.

I’m hungry. Sh... .

Yay.

I put the plates, I put the champagne glasses,

and I put the forks.

Yeah, if you want to check if any of

- those forks need a polish. - Yeah.

Ellie, Ellie, what’s your location?

I was helping Bri finish cabins.

Oh, I asked Bri to do that, and you to do the stairs.

Yeah, I just wanted to help finish them.

- Sorry. - No, just do what I’ve said.

- Okay. - Thank you.

All crew, all crew, guest arrival in two hours.

This door’s got so many finger marks.

Ellie! Ellie, the door has got finger marks on it.

If you just give it another little look over.

Copy, copy.

You having a fist fight?

Yeah, I wouldn’t [bleep] with Elle.

- Wow, look at that form. - Whoa, hey!

Ellie?

Did you not listen to anything I just said to you?

We’re about to pick up charter,

and you’re just flouncing around the crew mess.

It’s like she’s trying to piss me off.

- Jesus Christ! - [laughing]

- Ellie! - Yeah!

All through this hallway,

there’s like finger marks everywhere.

I don’t know if this even got wiped in here.

- I’m doubling up. - Okay.

I feel like I have to check out a little bit

because I don’t like how I’m being treated.

I fully understand that Aesha

wants the highest yacht standards.

For [bleep]’s sake.

But the way she’s going about it,

she’s achieving the opposite effect.

I’m really excited for this charter.

All crew, all crew, please let’s meet on the dock

in your whites in five minutes.

- Copy. - Copy.

It’s gonna be a good Charter.

Yeah, absolutely.

Final Charter.

Are you meditating?

I’m enjoying this moment.

- Here they come. - Here you go.

Hi!

- Are we ready for this? - We’re ready for you.

-Hi

- I’m Stacey. - Hello, guys.

I’m so excited.

It’s your birthday!

- Hello, Tony. - I’m Gael.

Welcome to Motor Yacht Mustique.

Aesha’s going to show you around the boat.

As soon as we get your luggage on board,

we’re going to take off to our first destination.

Perfect.

You know it’s going to be a good time.

Knowing you two, the whole group is going to be amazing.

- There you go. - Not much at all.

- No. - Six bags, I count.

So this is the bridge deck aft.

We’ll be having a lot of fun in this area.

- Fabulous. - We do have some surprises.

[laughing]

Platters.

I’ll come and help you, darling.

Sweet.

Wow.

This is definitely an upgrade.

Yeah, totally.

This is where we’re going to party a lot.

Hey, team.

You can do laundry for now, Bri.

So this is the upper salon.

We can make some more cocktails.

Excellent.

We definitely need espresso martinis.

All right, let’s go down and see your cabins.

- Sure? - Yeah.

All bags on board.

We can start with the passarelle.

Jo, you and Gael will stay here with me.

Love it, man.

Nathan, Iain, it’ll just be you on the bow.

Last charter, we’re going to go have some fun,

check out the ancient ruins,

and be sure to finish strong.

We made it. Yes.

Wa! The last charter! Wa!

Last one.

Nice.

Oh, how did you add the milk?

Did you shake the milk or no?

No, I shook it and then I added a tiny splash.

Yeah.

Ellie’s definitely trying to be the alpha dog.

But I’ve had a really high stress job

for a long time and I just have needed a break.

So it’s kind of nice to let go of that responsibility

for a little while.

Six espresso martinis.

She was sick for a long time.

It actually makes me want to cry.

So it’s been really nice to not have so much responsibility.

To our relaxing couple of days

filled with all kinds of mischief.

I can’t wait to see this mischief.

All right.

I slipped into something more comfortable.

You guys want to get changed?

Yeah.

- Let go of the starboard first. - Yep.

- All lines on. - Copy.

That is all lines on board.

- Thank you. - Three meters. Starboard side.

How much your side?

- Three, holding. - Three meters port side.

Holding,

- They pulled out clean. - They did.

Nice work everyone. Nice job.

[grunts]

- Yeah! Gael! - Get it, Gael.

Bri, Bri, there’s a ton of laundry.

Copy.

Deck team, please change to wets.

- I want a hug. - All right.

The hugging.

Obviously, Gael is still thinking about

a lot of things to do with her past relationship.

I will give her the reassurance but

if I haven’t shown my true feelings towards Gael,

I don’t know what else I can do.

Yeah.

[barking]

There you are.

Could I do one Tito’s soda water...

With a little bit of pre-workout?

Sure, okay.

Um, no, all good, thanks.

Final charter, girl.

Deck crew, deck crew,

can you please uncover the wing stations?

- Both of them, thank you. - Copy, copy.

- Here we go. - Thank you so much.

Okay, you’re so welcome.

- Bri! - Yo!

You’re going on break!

Woo!

Thank you.

We can sit down and start lunch when you’re ready.

Yeah, okay.

Copy.

Carrie, go to the galley and stand by.

- Copy that. - This boat is gorgeous.

Thank you so much. This means so much.

- Fresh spring roll. - Perfect, thank you.

Being in yachting, I haven’t met many gay

or Black people in the industry.

You know, I’m a gay Black person,

so I’m like a double minority.

- Cauliflower rice. - Ooh!

Having a group of guests that are all queer,

it’s really important to me to kind of feel

that energy and, you know, these people are part

of my community and there’s nothing

I want more than to make sure that they’re extra happy.

I need that flavor, flavor. Okay, okay.

Noodle salad.

Stir fried vegetables.

- Cauliflower rice. - Turkey lettuce wraps.

- Crab spring roll. - 100% yes.

Do you like crabs?

[laughing]

Soba noodles salad.

Grilled snapper with a spicy sauce.

I love snapper. Wow. Delicious.

Wow.

Yeah.

- Thanks. - No, thank you.

That fish has a kick.

I have a slight burn in my mouth

that I don’t know what to do with.

I brought a azithromycin for that.

[laughing]

Drop the anchor.

Two shackles in, Cap.

Three, two, one, massive push.

How are you looking there?

I’m good. Are you good?

- Yeah. - Sweet.

I have no harsh feelings towards Gael.

We’ve had our ups and downs.

Now, stop there. I’m going to jump on.

Did I just do that? Holy sh... , did I [bleep] do that?

Well done, Gael.

- You’re a princess. - Oh.

You’re a prick.

You’re going to be a prick to me,

I’m not going to give you my time of day.

I want her to excel.

I want her to do the tender driving.

So I’ve got to be very careful on what I say to Gael.

- One last tip. - One last tip.

Can I get a hey girl hey?

We’ve got a hey girl hey.

How’s it going?

It’s a pleasure.

So when you make things like this,

if you take the lid off,

as soon as you’ve done the shot, lid back on.

I hate things strewn around.

Okay.

It’s just good habits for you next boat, you know.

Gotcha.

Do you want to run down to laundry

and see if anything needs running?

- Okay. Yeah. You go it. - Thank you.

We haven’t eaten this much since 1976.

Hello. I’ve been sent to team up.

That’s some rags.

- These towels can go back. - This one’s dry.

You’ve written it down.

I’m not trying to mess with anything.

Tuh, tuh, tuh.

These are Joe’s.

That feels amazing as a second stew having

the floater tell me what to do at this point.

At the same time, I’ve been kicked out of laundry,

but now Carrie can do laundry all of a sudden?

What the [bleep] is going on?

Coming up...

He could have just dropped whatever little petty resentment

Coming up.

How was your lunch?

- Amazing! - This chef is amazing.

Joe, Jetski’s ready.

How’s laundry looking?

There was quite a bit going on.

But Carrie said there was too many cooks in the kitchen

- so now, I’m back. - Yeah, nice.

- How’s it going? Good? - Good.

And there’s nothing really else to report.

It’s like the laundry just seems to be flying at this point.

Like having the color system implemented

actually helps a lot.

But also having Carrie around gives me

the time to actually focus fully.

[laughing]

Bless, thank you.

Ellie, do you want to go on your break now, please?

Let’s get wet.

[sighs]

Oh! Very nice!

You got it! You got it!

Woo-hoo!

Here come my boys. They’re coming in hot.

That is hysterical.

- Hi! - How’s it going?

Oh, wonderfully. How are you?

Good.

Hi! Welcome back!

Decorate the dinner table first.

Yep.

How does that go?

Well, we’ll sleep well tonight.

Thank you, boys.

How long would it take you to load everything?

An hour and a half?

Copy.

Please decorate the sundeck ready for the performance.

So we should use Bri where you need her.

- Awesome. - Thanks, girls.

Well, that’s the last time, boys.

Are we not? Oh, my God, is it?

- Oh... - You guys.

Mm-hmm.

- Two. - Three.

Oh, God.

- How are we going to do this? - I don’t know.

- Start hauling the anchor. - Copy that.

Yeah, just hold on.

[air whining]

Sounds like you, moaning.

Ohh... cheeky bastard.

You can bring, there’s a crate of disco balls.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Thank you so much.

The theme for tonight is Swedish pop music.

We’re in Greece.

Table decor at this point is the only thing

bringing me any sort of joy on this soul-sucking boat.

Yay, Bri. Awesome.

Deck crew, set the anchors just above the water line.

Setting anchor to the water line.

30 meters to dock.

Drop the port anchor.

Move two meters to port side. We’re drifting to starboard.

It’s a medium stay.

Do cross lines first to stop us from moving side to side.

Throwing lines now.

Two meters to dock.

Are we secure on the stern?

We are secure on the stern.

- Nice work, everyone. - Nice job.

Oh, this looks awesome.

All right, babe, let me button you up a little bit.

Let’s rock this.

- Oh, my God. - I love everything.

Disco balls.

Jono, we are seating the guests.

Copy.

Let me know when I can unzip this a little bit so I can eat.

Okay, this is salmon.

Cucumber ribbon, avocado yogurts,

and the roasted butternut puree.

This looks great.

- I like the colors. - Wow.

Those two little nuggets look fabulous.

We’ve got stuffed salmon, cucumber ribbon,

avocado yogurt, and butternut puree.

Yum.

It’s like the salmon’s in a sushi roll.

It’s beautiful.

Joe. Joe. The performance is tonight.

Yeah, copy that.

- Ooh. - Yes.

- Eat. - It’s the orange.

You know you love it

when it hits you in the back of your throat.

[chuckles]

I’m here to help. What can I do?

Come up with a dance.

We all come out, we all clap, get everyone bouncing,

you know, whatever.

Oh. Hey. Hey.

Me and Carrie, we’ve got the same vibe, you know.

Yeah.

Have done previously.

What time is this happening?

- 10. Is that okay? - That’s fine.

You guys are absolute heroes.

I’m pretty sure with that garlic butter,

I shouldn’t be kissing anybody.

Baby, who’s going to be kissing you back?

Come on now, you’re fine.

Have you seen what I’m wearing?

How does anyone fit this?

Copy, on my way.

Copy, copy.

I do not understand what Ellie is playing at.

Please. Thank you so much.

I think she’s doing it to try to show Carrie,

"Hey, bitch, I do have a little bit of power here."

But guess what, Ellie, I’m going to swoop in

and I’m going to put out your candle.

Hiss...

Carrie, do you want to hang some up here?

- Just use these hooks. - Sure.

Five, six, seven, eight.

And up, down, up, down.

Ah, God.

Mmm.

In a row or in a...

A little triangle-y thing.

Yeah.

And sprinkler.

One, two, three, four, and one, two.

Copy, copy.

Okay, cool.

All right, we’ve got four of us.

Let’s do sync tonight.

Oh, thank you.

So for this course, you’ve got the grilled ribeye

with the celeriac puree.

And a little heart.

- Oh... - It’s perfect.

- Looks delicious. - Yeah.

- That is. - This is really good.

So the chef is going home with us, right?

Yes.

[laughing]

Are you going to put the gay flag up now?

No, no, hello.

- How are you? - How are you?

- Happy anniversary. - Thank you.

Celebrating love? I love that.

- An inclusive love. - Exactly.

- We now have our flag up. - Amazing!

I love that.

- Thank you. - Oh, you’re so welcome.

Ah.

With Nathan, it’s hard not to feel

like he’s being real with me when he’s there

and he wants to hug me.

Like he’s constantly telling me how he feels.

I can’t really say that he’s lying at this point.

I feel like this is a risk I have to decide

I’m going to take you upstairs.

And we’ll move on to the after party.

Why does get your groovy on me?

What am I doing with my life, mate?

How about you wear the tank and I wear that, then?

- Okay. - Look at all that.

We’ve got all the guests ready to go.

Oh, my goodness.

Well done.

That’s quite large.

Oh, my God. I can’t wait to see this.

Woo!

Oh, here we go.

[shouting]

Come on, Aesha!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[laughing]

Woo!

The leotard I want the leotard.

What you’re wearing, brother, is very questionable.

But you’re owning it, man.

- It’s entertainment. - Exactly.

But when my granddad sees me in that,

I’ll lose my surname.

I’ll be known as Nathan.

- [laughing] - Jesus.

Thank you so much, guys.

Woo!

You guys are fabulous.

Thank you all so much.

It’s cute. Look at that.

Thank you.

You are welcome.

Nice job, you two.

- Good night, Carrie. - Good night.

Okay. The table’s cleared.

Thank you so much for your help.

You’re awesome.

[gasps]

[alarm sounds]

What have we got planned for the day?

Temple of Poseidon.

- Good morning, Captain. - Good morning.

I want to talk to you this morning

about some plans for your big day.

Oh, well, thank you.

I never, in a million years,

would have guessed that one day

I would be planning her engagement.

When I was, like, eight, I put my finger up my bum.

- Okay. - I’m out of here.

[laughing]

Now we’re all based in Colorado.

All of us ended up developing a friendship.

I’m going to be, like, swelling with pride.

They are going to have this day in their memory

for the rest of their lives.

I really, really want to pull this off.

Deck crew, take the passerelle in.

We are ready to drop lines when you are.

All lines off.

Thank you very much. All lines on board.

Start hauling the anchors.

Thank you very much.

Wasn’t that easy?

It’s cause I’m up here.

Morning!

You need to warm into the day.

Are we assuming our same positions?

Jono, we will start breakfast.

Carrie, can you help run the platters?

Yeah, on the way.

Epic day yesterday, thank you.

Well, it’s just eggs and bacon and some bread.

So we’ve got, like, a million little platters coming up.

Chocolate protein pancake.

It just keeps coming out. Ladies, it’s enough.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

I’m just diving in.

I do have to say that I think we’ve got the best looking crew.

- You mean us or them? - Well, both.

I was going to go on the land excursion with the guests.

- You haven’t been? - No.

- Yeah, go ahead. - Copy.

As long as I have three of them.

Yeah, for sure.

Thank you. Good job.

You did a good job.

Yeah, we have some surprise excursion happening at 2:00.

That’s where we’re headed now.

Oh, my God, I’m so excited.

Breakfast was good.

Deck crew, we’re going to drop the port anchor.

- Holy sh... , what is that? - There’s a ruin up there.

Um, Temple of Poseidon.

- Is it really? - Yeah.

Drop the anchor. Drop the anchor.

Wait!

[bleep]

Sure thing!

You are going to go with the guests to that temple.

- Really? - Yeah!

Aw!

Oh...

Her mythical God for so long was laundry.

But she overcame it,

and now I want her to actually go and walk up

a rocky steep road and go and see this temple of Poseidon.

Aw!

- You’re the best. - Thanks. Enjoy.

- I’ll do your lines. - Yes, sir.

[humming]

Are we ready to go?

- Are you ready for this? - We are.

- Another adventure. - All right, let’s go.

Woo-hoo!

Yep.

Here we go.

Captain, I’ve got a list of things

I want to go over with you.

Are there particular flowers that you’d like?

And how would you like them arranged?

Lined up along the dock.

And then a table.

- Yeah. - Violinist and champagne.

What do you want?

Peach tea in a champagne glass.

I’m nervous.

Less than 24 hours before I propose.

My stomach feels a little funny.

I don’t want to get it wrong.

You think she’ll know?

I think as soon as she sees the setting, she’ll know.

I just want it to be perfect.

Everything that’s running through my mind is,

don’t talk too fast.

Don’t talk too slow.

I hope the weather’s going to be great.

Will the flowers be there?

Will the violinists be there?

You want it to be absolutely perfect.

- Can I watch? - Yeah.

From afar.

Oh, my God. You’ve just made my whole day.

Perfect.

Coming up...

Thank you so much.

Jono, Jono, clearing.

Copy.

I feel like you’ve been overstepping.

- Really? - As the second.

Yeah.

- Where are we going? - Up there.

Excuse me, gentlemen.

- Come on. - It’s my time to shine.

Let’s see how strong you are then.

- Lovely stuff. - Yeah.

Great throw.

Can I go on that side?

Oh, no. That’s my side.

I tore my arm on that side.

Oh, okay. That’s okay. No, no, no.

It’s too late. Go, go, go, go.

Have a lovely day, guys.

Ready.

We are ready.

I should have Googled some facts about this place before.

Don’t worry. I got it sorted.

- Oh, really? - Yeah.

In my role, I find I’m sometimes more behind the scenes

making everything run.

I’ve always been an entertainment kind of person.

Please follow us.

Oh, so the temple, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

See how good it comes out.

This is beautiful.

Absolutely gorgeous.

So it was constructed in the 5th century BC.

It historically served as a navigational point

for sailors as well.

The columns are actually not perfectly straight.

Just like us.

[laughing]

We’re going, yeah? Go ahead.

Yeah, go ahead.

Lovely job, mate.

Thank you.

Do you want some ice water?

No, I’m good right now. Thank you, though.

I have to look after you guys.

Three, two, one, push!

Whatever.

What’s the next fact?

This was the prototype for the Acropolis as well.

How do they even back then lift those blocks up there?

I was like...

[laughing]

I want to see the boat. There it is.

Ask if they can see us mooning them now.

Motor Yacht Mustique, can you hear me?

Yes, go ahead, Iain.

Can you guys see the moon?

Yes, we do. It’s shining bright.

Okay, carry on working.

Are the guests done?

No, they’re not.

[chattering]

- Oh, amazing. - Shall I change into my blacks?

- Yeah. - Thanks.

Welcome.

One more fact, Iain.

There’s only 16 columns left out of original 34.

Look at you full of all sorts of information.

Yeah.

I’m so happy that Iain kind of prepared for this excursion

because Iain and I aren’t really like the best entertainers

on the boat, you know.

Thank you so much for this beautiful excursion.

Yes.

Come on, come on.

That was cool, eh?

Copy that, setting up now.

Yeah, throw it out.

Bridge, Bridge.

If you start setting at 7:00, I reckon.

Sexy Greek God theme.

And then...

Gotcha.

- Okay, thanks. - Thank you.

- Howdy. - You good?

I’m gonna leave you hanging.

[laughing]

Come on, let’s go.

Back to the boat we go, guys.

- Hi. - Hey, guys.

Welcome, welcome.

Some champagne for you.

Cheers.

Thank you to our fabulous crew for getting us there safely.

Gael, can you go down now?

I’ll send you down like 7:00?

All right. Time to change to outfit number 17.

I need your help decorating, please.

We’ve got a bunch of blue curtains.

We can pop those all around.

- Thank you. - No problem.

Don’t we just start pulling glasses?

So we’re just focusing on decorating.

- You just want to decor? - Okay.

Can you help Bri with these curtains?

Do you just want them all around?

Yeah. Go all out.

Oh, lovely.

Bring the balloons as well and make a few bunches.

- Sure. - And like decorate around.

- Yeah. - The wall is the safest bet.

- Just speaking from experience. - Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She’s enjoying bossing.

Should I hang this about the table?

Let’s keep it elegant above the table.

- Okay. - Thank you so much.

That’s better now.

Okay.

- Hi, my love. - Hi, baby.

I saw the Acropolis.

You did. Isn’t it beautiful?

It is amazing.

I have a special treat for you tomorrow.

You and your surprises.

- I love you. - Okay.

- Bye. - Okay, baby. I love you.

- Okay, bye. - Bye.

- Hi, Chef. - Hey, Baby.

Dinner at 9:00.

I was definitely hitting a wall like half an hour ago.

- Yeah. - Ellie, Ellie, Carrie.

For this rainbow, we’re going to have to use a double-sided tape.

Do you know where it is?

Oh, I’m not 100% sure, but I’ll check for you.

Instead of a double-sided tape,

you could just fold blue tape over.

Bri, what are you up to?

I’m busy blowing up balloons.

Carrie, Carrie, help Bri.

Yeah, I’m just going to see Bri now.

Thank you, thank you.

- You’re a real hero. - Thanks, Nate.

All right. Get a little candle action going.

Mmm.

I think we’ll change before we eat.

Carrie, do you want to spread a couple of

the balloon bunches at the entrance?

Love it!

So be red first.

Let’s do all three on that wall, actually.

I think that’s better. Thank you so much.

We can make it smaller, so it’s not too long.

Can you just leave them to the little rainbow project?

I have noticed Ellie kind of overstepping her role.

I think Ellie thinks that being a chief stew

is just walking around the boat, telling people what to do.

A couple more on the side. There you go.

[bleep]’s sake.

Thanks, Ellie.

- Twenty past. - Twenty past what?

8:00.

Or maybe we could move the last two over there up.

- It would fix it. - This yellow one.

Yeah.

All righty.

- Hey! - Hello!

I found extra balloons.

- At times. - Yeah.

I would say, yeah.

That kind of sh... ’s not cool with me.

I’m... When I’m here, I’m delegating.

It becomes confusing for people

because you don’t want to be like,

well, I’m not doing that.

Have a lovely evening.

Have a lovely rest.

And good luck with your last dinner.

Thank you.

What is this?

A lot of it’s your costume.

Fabulous.

You have to get your loincloth in order.

Your junk is all out and about.

It makes my dick look bigger.

Perfect. Feeling it.

Hi!

Oh, you look fabulous.

- Oh, my gosh. - Look at you guys.

Thank you, baby.

Ellie, Bri.

- Jump into cabins. - Copy that.

Like that.

Just full out junk

Let me get some underwear, dude.

All right, so we are here. Are we all queer?

Let the festivities begin.

I’m just tickled right now.

Look at this.

We’re out doing the table setting,

- which is pretty hard to do. - I think so, I think... yes.

- I love a clean bar. - I know, me, too.

Aesha, two minutes.

Copy.

One quick, quick prayer to Zeus.

Brie, Ellie, do you want to come to the galley?

Last ever.

♪ Bri and Ellie want to come to the galley ♪

♪ Bri and Ellie ♪

♪ G-g-g-galley ♪

Okay.

Let’s roll, homies.

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

All righty.

- Thank you. Thank you. - Thank you.

We’ve got grilled octopus caprese salad.

- Oh my goodness. - Love the octopus.

Wow.

- Really good. - A little spice, I feel.

Everything he does has a little bit of heat.

It’s always on the back end.

- I love that. - Never on the front.

Yeah.

Jono...

Yay. Thank you.

- Thanks for coming to help. - Of course.

Go get the drag queens.

Joe and Gael will go and get them now.

Oh, okay.

Let’s get it.

I’ll throw you the line.

Just be aware of all the sailboats, eh?

There’s a lot of sailboats.

- She’s got this. - We’re going in there.

- Yeah, this way. - That’s tender away.

Is there a such thing as extra, extra?

Not in our world.

Thank you so much.

- Jono, Jono, clearing. - Copy.

- Thank you. - No worries.

Aesha, Jono?

Confirmation, you’re clearing?

Yeah, clearing. Sorry.

Copy.

Ellie, I’d already told Jono that we’re clearing.

Oh, I didn’t hear. Yeah, I apologize.

If you just, I can take care of all that.

She has not once the whole season

said that we’re clearing on the radio.

This is the straw that broke the camel’s back for me.

It’s too much.

Joe was actually very, very encouraging.

That’s what I loved about him from the beginning.

He didn’t look down on me and was willing to teach.

If he could have just dropped whatever little petty resentment

he had for me, he would be one of my best friends.

Like, this is Joe being a good lead deckhand.

Give her enough room

because you don’t know where his anchor chain is.

Ellie, what’s your location?

Upstairs.

Anyways.

I need to steam that shirt and then the queen next.

The primary stuff’s done.

Ellie.

I just wanted to have a word with you.

Just after, you know, the dinner stuff, calling Jono.

I apologize.

No, I just, I think it’s annoying me

because I feel like it’s been a build-up

because I feel like you have

been overstepping as the second.

- Really? - Yeah.

The job as the second is to delegate when I’m not around.

But if I’m on the floor, it’s like you’re not delegating.

Oh, that was unintentional.

It’s been, you know, I’ve noticed

it quite a lot over the last few days.

Oh, I would never disrespect you like that.

Did you want to do service at any point?

I love you, but not your call.

Could you please let me make decisions

in terms of where things go?

Certain things are not your place to do.

It’s disrespectful.

Since you don’t know how boats work, second stew outranks you.

She’s just, I asked her to check on the guests.

Do you mind if you do dishes and I do the service?

- No. - Yeah.

It’s to the point now where I’m like,

you have disrespected my position

for your own ego so much that I don’t really give a sh... .

I don’t know why Aesha is just blaming me

for everything at this point.

Making me the scapegoat.

[bleep] that, I’m not taking sh... .

Throughout this season, I’ve had to coddle her.

No more of this sh... . I’m sick of it.

It’s just really frustrating.

And it just can’t happen.

On the season finale of "Below Deck Med"...

If you can sleep with anyone in the crew right now,

- who would it be? - Probably Joe.

There you go.

One day left.

I hope I’m able to get through it without blowing a gasket.

- Hi. - Hi.

This is the biggest day of my life.

I just hope she says yes.

Oh, you got a line.

Take it out of gear.

Have I just ruined Captain’s Day?

- Jesus. - This is terrible.

- [bleep]. - It’s inoperable.