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Previously on "Below Deck Med"...

This is not mine.

- What size is yours? - Medium.

- Medium. - V-neck.

Copy, copy.

Christ.

Bri, from now on, Ellie's only going to do

napkins, rags and towels.

Keep making these mistakes,

I'm going to consider letting you go.

I don't think I've ever jumped from one relationship

to another this fast before.

I have feelings for Gael.

Look at you just playing with these women.

I wanted to invite you on a little date.

Yeah, it, yeah, let's go.

- Sure. - Yeah, let's go.

I said yes, but I've had second thoughts,

I don't want to go on it.

Sir, are you excited? I must say...

- Yeah. - Let's talk.

Oh.

Like, honestly, because for me, this for me...

Yeah.

I don't want anything serious and stuff like that.

I don't want anything serious either,

- we're just having fun. - Sure, sure.

I just wanted to, like, talk to you, like,

- and get to know you. - Yeah.

- Dating for me... - Yeah?

Is, like, up there and I'm not ready.

To be honest, I feel a lot of pressure.

Oh, really?

And I'm sure you can respect that.

And I don't want a date, that's the thing.

Oh, it was just, like, meant to, like, get to know each other

and talk to each other.

- Yeah, yeah, I understand. - That was all.

Oh, okay, well, that's okay.

- Not a problem. - Is that all right?

- Yeah, that's okay. - Are you sure?

I'm sure.

No.

No worries, thank you so much.

I'm going to continue curling my hair.

Sorry, right-o.

I'll curl my hair as well.

Agh...

You liked me enough to make out to me, like, a few days ago.

But now you don't like me enough

to get to know me as a person and talk to me?

I can understand why some spiders eat their mate

after mating.

Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

38, 55.

Because a date is, like, ugh.

And she was like, I only want to get to know you better,

which is, I respect her.

- Come in, come in. - You all right?

It's like the first time when I've invited somebody

on a date and he just shuts me down like,

I don't date anyone, I don't know what's going on,

I can't do it.

Bro, we're just like having a drink and talking.

- It's not that serious. - Not that deep.

Anyways...

Joe is being a little bit of a dick.

He is choosing what he wants, when he wants it,

without considering how it affects the girls.

It's just not nice anymore.

So I'm losing respect for Joe in that sense.

Okay. I need to get up.

- Hello? - Can I come chill?

Sure.

- Bro, I can't wear this. - It's fly, bro.

- Is it? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't think so.

Right.

That's not a look, is it?

That's not a look, is it?

Now normally I keep it casual.

But tonight? I'm here to impress.

He looks like The Rock in that photo.

That what's I just said, he just needs a fanny pack.

That's not our vibe, is it?

I took one look in the mirror and they realized

I looked like a knob, so I had to bring it off.

I mean, you look fancy as.

Oh, you just caught me pulling the undies out of my vagina.

The girls are here to play.

Let's go!

I'm going in the back because I'm soft.

I'm going in the back.

Aesh, what time are we starting tomorrow?

- 9:00. - Thank you.

I got asked for a date.

But then how did you end up being like, well...

Well done.

I'm not surprised that Joe said no,

but like he should have said no first

instead of saying yes.

I feel sorry for Ellie. Like, this is what annoys me.

It's like he'll start something, but he'll never finish it.

So he just leaves it there and it's like dangling.

- Guys, ready? - Yeah.

Let's go, then.

- Hello. - Hey.

- This looks nice. - This is beautiful.

- I love your outfit tonight. - I love yours.

I think you look really wonderful.

That's so sweet.

You look like a writer has come to grace the port.

I have come for inspiration.

Yeah.

If zombies became a thing,

I would want it to be that they can only walk.

Running zombies, I would - ing sh... .

It's good, hey?

You don't want a rosé?

I'm waiting for my paloma.

- I'm sticking to tequila. - Wow.

Thank you.

Yummy, I like that.

- How are you feeling? - Okay.

- You good? - Yeah, all good.

Thank you.

The last time I was in a relationship

was 2017, that's when we broke up,

because I was going through a rough time

sleeping in me car, no job.

I couldn't give her my true self and I put on weight.

I thought I don't deserve this woman,

so that was my first and last to this day.

And the next person I date

is the person who I would like to marry.

Yes.

Yeah, when we get married, we're taking my name.

It's going to be so funny to be Scott Scott.

Okay.

Are you into children? Not into children.

Yeah.

Would you like to have children?

I'd love to have children.

- Yeah, I would. - How many?

I don't know, three.

Because I've been brought up as an only child,

so I always wanted to have that connection

with my own children.

- Of course. - Yeah.

Exactly!

This is what the date was about to begin with.

I'm like, how many ways can you chase away

- ...- good pussy! - For 's sakes!

I'm a dickhead, bro.

Like a dummy.

Joe.

I'm going to run to the restroom.

Is that okay for you?

Don't fall now, honey.

It's not awkward. I think it's funny.

I am, like, really confused by Joe.

Like, if he wants Ellie, then take Ellie

and stop teasing me.

I just want to.

Calm down.

Coming up...

The weather's picking up.

Bring a bucket to the forward crew cabin.

- Oh, my God. - Wow.

Are we all together?

Everyone together.

Jono!

♪ It's a penthouse suite

♪ Have a party

There's this thing Joe does when he looks into my eyes

and it's like, okay, it's locked in.

Like stop it.

Ole!

Oh, my God, and Nathan and Gael are finally having a moment.

I haven't had time to fully resolve

the feelings from my last relationship.

I wish I could deny how I'm feeling for Nathan,

but...

I can't.

I don't think I'd ever have a connection this quickly.

I'm not scared. You're scared.

Ah!

It's this kind of frustrating space

where the girls are doing well enough

that they're keeping their jobs,

but if I want the boat to run at a Mediterranean standard,

I have to do my job and repeat theirs for them.

You're still waiting for your stuff, too?

Everyone's standing there wondering

where their clothes are.

Bri, Bri, have you seen any horseradish anywhere?

Horseradish.

Oh, found it.

Why was the table not set up?

I'm going to come back from break just so we can catch up.

Do you want me to make another one?

I need to be on all the time,

and it's not sustainable.

Thank you.

I'm kind of surprised that Bri is apologizing

and owning up to her role in the issues we've had,

but I'm glad she's doing this.

If I had known that she was being led on by Joe in any way,

I would have definitely approached

the situation differently.

So...

Get out.

. Sh... .

In every way possible, Joe is not good for me.

It's feeding into my impulsiveness.

It's not making me a good human.

- Bitches, let's go! - Let's go!

I had a really good conversation with Bri.

That was the best part of my night, actually.

Oh my God, what did you talk about?

We both said we were sorry and it was just so much...

unnecessary drama.

That's so beautiful.

I can ask you guys,

please get along, please get along.

But unless you two do it for yourselves...

- Yeah. - I can't do it for you.

I guess it was the cabin switch

that finally made them pull their heads in,

but I just need to see now at work

that this is actually going to happen.

I really love if you had that conversation.

- Yeah. - I'm so sleepy, oh my God.

Thank you.

Whatever.

- Oh, bored. - Come on, come on.

Ah!

Alright, let me get my balance.

- All right, I'm good. - Oh, bedtime.

Straight?

I'm going to bed before I cause trouble.

- I'm going to bed. - Sleep well.

8:55 on deck.

Oh, I hurt so much.

All right, good night.

I had a really nice night.

Yeah, well, if you feel like that, you should.

- Be honest with him. - Okay.

Yeah, I think that'll be good.

Oh, for 's sake.

Ugh... Uh-uh.

The weather will worsen with heavy rains and storms.

Morning.

I like to do extreme sports

For the girl, it gives you a rush.

So, yeah, something exciting will be good.

Rock climbing. I like that idea.

- Touching hands. - that, man.

No, let's use our hands. Let's climb this... ing wall.

Where's the phone?

Shall we do this?

- You look fresh. - Do I?

It's a lot of make up.

How's everyone feeling? I actually feel totally fine.

Nice.

You guys know the drill.

Cabins, laundry.

Yep.

This is a disaster.

What, in the club?

In the club toilet?

Yes.

I'm whispering. You're shouting.

This is why I get in trouble.

I don't even know what I want.

- That's fine. - It is fine.

Joe can do what he wants. Joe is single.

But he doesn't know what he's doing himself, anyway.

So how can I expect a good outcome?

Yes, exactly.

Hello.

I just...

- Hello, Cap. - Hi.

Do you not want me to do that for you?

No. But I do want you to clean this mess up.

It's going to be clean.

Okay, listen to me. I need you to hang up.

Okay, bye.

This, the way this is left, cannot happen again.

- Okay. - Okay?

That needs to be clean.

- Copy. - I do not like messes.

If you're disorganized here, of course how can you keep up?

You fix this for me, okay?

- Yes, Cap. - You can get started now.

Okay.

- Hi. - Hello, captain.

- I have a question for you. - Okay.

Would it be possible if I could bring

Gael out to do a wee activity around four o'clock?

What is something going on there?

I'm enjoying her company.

I thought it would be nice if we could get off the boat

and have a little distraction.

- Yeah, of course. - Yeah?

Enjoy yourself.

I'm feeling a bit nervous, but I don't want to show it.

I'm gauging that as a good thing.

Nerves are good.

Have fun.

- Last work. - Spotless.

Did you see my uniform come in?

That's yours.

Captain just shouted me for how disorganized everything is.

- Good. - But that is just me.

Like I'm just a organized mess.

Chaotic, pendantic chaos.

The laundry situation is kind of a low key...

Actually, it's a high key fiasco.

Let's be real.

I wouldn't say that I'm covering up for her.

I just feel empathetic towards her situation.

- I need to get on it. - I hope you succeed.

Aesha, Aesha, can you come to the bridge?

Copy.

- Can I wash this? - Yeah.

- Are you doing tables? - Yes.

Sick.

Hello.

I'm looking at the spot to where I'm going to ask

Leah to marry me.

- Oh! - Isn't that beautiful?

That's gorgeous!

So, Leah is flying in on the 14th.

Yeah.

My plan is to ask her to marry me.

- What? - Yes.

Leah is coming in a few days.

I'm really nervous. I don't want to mess it up. Eh...

I think I'm going to do it there, like in that corner.

Why not the end of the dock?

Oh, that could happen.

Kind of makes it more ceremonial.

Oh, I like that idea.

I feel like Leah would like that.

I just really want it to come out

and flow and not like bawl my eyes out.

How cool, man. Okay.

And also, I went to do my laundry.

The laundry room is an explosion.

- I talked to her. - Yeah.

And said, you got to fix this.

Yeah.

And I think a lot of her confusion is that.

I know.

I just want to help her get through the rest of the season.

And I see you stand and eat your meals.

You never sit for a meal.

It isn't like you can teach her step by step by step.

- Yeah, girl. I'm sorry. - No, no, I want to help.

- Where you going? - Nathan's taking me on a date.

Obviously, when things get a little bit more serious,

I start to overthink a little bit more.

This is exciting, but terrifying.

Because like when you put the D word on something,

it's actually kind of scary.

Definitely think Nathan feels he has a connection with me.

But I've seen boys be really sweet to girls

and behind their back,

you just never really know what's going on.

- Does my hair look okay? - Yeah, that's great.

How do I know? Maybe I'm wrong.

Maybe Nathan's just playing games.

In the past, I've been hurt and that scares me.

I'm so nervous.

Coming up...

Do it.

So I have bad news.

- It's the weather. - We can't leave.

Yeah. I'm really sorry.

- My God. - It's not looking good.

We paid to be on the yacht, not off the yacht.

- Are you ready? - Good to go.

- You look good. - Thank you.

Have you ever been rock climbing before?

- Not since I was like 10. - Same.

Aesha, Jonathan, Iain,

meet me in the crew mess for preference sheet meeting.

- Copy. - Copy.

- I got it. - Oh, look at that.

The chivalry on him.

- Hello. How are you? - Good, thanks.

Okay.

- Charter number seven. - Yeah.

Pamela Duke,

Florida based owner of a nautical themed jewelry line.

Husband Evan, Evan's business partner

and uncle Steve, his wife, Janie.

To celebrate Janie and Steve's 25th anniversary.

Fireworks surprise for Janie from Steve.

So we got a lot to discuss.

This charter, we're going to be stuck on the dock

for the first day.

The weather is coming in.

It's going to blow over 40 knots.

- What? - If we were to leave,

we would not be able to get back.

We have major weather coming in.

In the States, it would be called a hurricane.

Since we're in the med, it's called a Medicane.

High winds, lots of rain.

I think the system will move through quickly.

And hopefully we can get off the dock the second day.

What can we do ashore?

There's a lot of history in this town.

- Yeah. - It's not going to be easy.

- Yeah. - Let's just see what we can do.

We got this.

Hi.

I'm Theo. Nice to meet you.

Um, no.

Yeah.

- Mate, I'm scared of heights. - I don't know why the

I've chosen rock climbing, to be honest.

Oh, is it a mess?

No, now it's good. It's good now.

Oh...

First person to get up and down.

Now it's getting hard.

I'm scared, bro. I'm scared.

You got this.

Oh, I hate this.

Wait, for real for real?

- Wait, watch me, watch me. - I don't like it.

Nathan, Nathan, Nathan.

And put your knees up.

- And then push on the wall. - Jesus Christ. It looks...

And then walk down. See?

Faster, bro!

Let me down!

Oh, no!

We screwed up.

Yeah.

Your teeth... Your teeth?

- My teeth? - Your feet?

My teeth? What about my teeth?

- Tiny. - My teeth are tiny.

Your teeth are actually very white.

Aw... thanks.

I definitely feel a bit vulnerable.

But I guess now we're progressing something.

Is that why it's scary?

You're coming down with me.

Look at him go!

Can you teach my date how to not be a little bitch?

I hope he falls.

It turns out that you're a better rock climber.

Yeah.

I'm so proud of you, though.

You got there.

You were scared but you got there.

I would say the date's a success, yeah.

This is lovely.

I guess we feel more connected.

It's just fun getting to know her.

Might have found my pot of gold, after all.

- Joe. - Yo.

There's 50 euros of yours that was in your pants.

Just...

Yeah.

- So, no more? - No more.

- Mmm. - Okay.

- Yeah, let's cut the sh... . - Okay.

My time with Joe is done. Like, I know who Joe is now,

and I see through all his bullsh... .

So, it's nice to feel wanted,

but I need to set down those boundaries,

and I also need him to help me not cross those boundaries.

Oh.

So annoying.

Ancient Agora of Athens.

Historic vineyard established in 1878.

Just 15Ks from the center of Athens.

Oh, this looks beautiful.

- Bri. - What do you want?

Come with me to the laundry. Okay?

Sandy told me this morning it was a total sh... show in here.

Yeah.

You seem like you're doing better

- not misplacing things. - Yes.

Oh, sh... , whoopsies. Sorry.

But I feel like you work quite inefficiently.

So, what I do, every single time I empty a dryer,

just get it out, lay it flat.

And same with these.

Fold them like this, and then the boys can roll them properly.

I'm on a boat that's meant to be run by four stews,

and I'm running it with three,

and two of them have very little experience.

I don't have time to be down

in the laundry doing training session

after training session.

It's just hectic.

Yes? Awesome.

Sorry?

Just looking for my little drink.

I have no regrets on saying no to Ellie.

I'm... I don't... I'm not interested.

- That was lovely. - Let's go.

Back to the boat.

Right now, I'm like, yeah, it, screw it.

I'm gonna do stuff that makes me happy.

Like, it's nice, and I like him.

Ooh, did I just say that?

Oh!

- Yo, bro. - What's happening, man?

You're hopeless romantic.

- I am a hopeless romantic. - We love that.

You're hopeless at romance.

Yeah.

I agree with that.

Good morning.

- How do you do? - Can I help with any folding?

I don't have any towels.

- No. - Awesome.

Well, let me know if you need any help.

Thank you, darling.

All crew, provisions.

Copy, coming.

Aw, it's raining?

Can you swap, 'cause you're in wets?

I'm going to the freezer now.

- It's cold, right? - Yeah.

Okay, so there will be for mermaid.

Thank you, thank you, man.

Oof, that is red.

Oh, that's annoying.

Oh, my God, look at that rain.

It's coming down now.

Sometimes I just want a piece of toast.

I don't want any crew sleeping

in this forward cabin, because it has a leak.

Yeah.

This is not good.

Deck crew. Is the bosun's locker open?

Negative.

The forward crew cabin. It's leaking really bad.

Now they're getting in the bosun's locker.

I mean, it's been closed all morning.

- Go look. - I'll have a look.

The door's closed.

Oh my God. We're taking on water.

I don't know where the water's coming from.

It's a leak.

There's a leak somewhere in the bosun blocker.

When you take on this much water,

it could sink the boat.

We can't go to sea if we're taking on water.

That will end our season.

The hull down there is all flooded.

I need a wet vac.

Chief, Chief, the entire boson locker's full of water.

God.

me, man...

Chief, chief. The crew forward hatch is leaking really bad.

me, man.

You okay?

I don't know where the water's coming from, though.

And the crew cabin is absolutely flooding.

No, the door's closed. So is the hatch.

And it's leaking really bad.

Oh, you're joking.

I reckon we should do it out here.

Be kind of dumb meeting inside on a gloomy day.

- Yeah. - We just put towels down.

Okay, no worries.

No, you just have to stand by.

Is that hose made to be connected somewhere?

It's coming from a hose.

Now, I need the plug.

- Alrighty. - It's not dripping anymore.

- It's not. - A plug came off.

This was just spewing water out.

- Seems good. - Thank God.

We're going to dry out this cabin.

Make sure that the hatch is sealed.

This storm is showing us where the leak is.

So we were able to fix that and fix our cabin.

I'm going to have this mattress taken.

Put some fans in here.

How's the cabin looking?

Dry? Ish.

Nice.

Okay. So when they come on, what are they having?

Smoked salmon Bellini's, crab cakes.

And ebi unagi, the rice with the prawn on top.

- Nice. - Which is like a sushi thing.

Part of preparing for this stuck-at-dock charter

is digging deep and finding discipline

to focus on producing really stellar food.

I used to ride horses when I was growing up.

When you take care of a horse, it requires so much discipline.

If I wasn't on top of my game in show jumping competitions,

I could have hurt the horse, you know,

or hurt myself actually.

So I'm digging from that discipline to focus on

how I can produce some really stellar food for this charter

now that we're stuck at dock.

Thank you.

All crew, all crew, guest arrival in 30 minutes.

- Copy, copy. - All right.

Going to have a good day.

Deck team, let's change into our whites.

So you guys are almost finished cabins?

They're done.

Oh, they're done, amazing.

Well done.

I agree.

Clothes are still getting missing.

And obviously Bri's the responsible of that.

But I know she's treading on eggshells, you know.

I'm not going to say nothing.

So I'm trying to just keep away.

My pants are on backwards.

I'll sort out this deck.

You guys will sort out that top there.

Nice. Thank you.

You guys do this one, and I'll do this.

- That looks nice. - Thanks.

All crew, all crew, guests arrival main deck aft.

Now, please.

All right.

Woo!

Yay!

- Hi. - Welcome!

How are you?

- What's your name? - Steve.

I'm Aesha.

What beautiful eyes.

Hi!

- You guys need nametags. - I know.

- Here's to 25. - All right. Welcome aboard.

We're so happy to have you.

Aesha is going to show you around the boat.

And after that, I'm going to have a chat with you.

- Okay. - About the plan.

Because it's a race.

Well, who would like to go and see the boat?

Let's go.

Here's a heavy one.

- Oh, she looks heavy. - Yeah, she's a heavy one

- Up to the sundeck. - Oh, there's your hot tub.

There we go. There's the hot tub.

All right, let's go.

Down here are the cabins.

We've got a king here.

Yeah, this is the one we're taking.

Oh, yeah. This is perfect.

Perfect.

Seven, eight.

I think I'll put the special ones on special plates.

Otherwise somebody's going to eat them.

- Janie. - Can't find the bar.

I think it's up one more flight.

Anywhere particular you want these?

- Just right there. - Right here.

Holy crap. What do we do with all this stuff?

I don't know.

Do you want to go down for like two to three hours now?

We've got some salmon Bellini's,

crab cakes, and then ebi ngiri.

That's like a salmon on a pancake.

- ing a, it's all right.

- Look at all these treats. - I know.

- They're so delicious. - Yeah.

So I have bad news. It's the weather.

- We can't leave. - Yeah.

- What? - I'm really sorry.

- My God. - We paid to be on the yacht,

not off the yacht.

- It's not looking good. - So where's my alcohol?

- We can't leave. - I'm really sorry.

It's the weather.

We have a Medicane. See the wind spinning here?

It's a hurricane in the Mediterranean.

It's not supposed to be here 'til 3:00.

It's nice here. You would hate me and be scared for your life.

I can't.

Okay, so where's my alcohol?

- It sucks, but... - It is what it is.

It sucks.

Yeah, I'm really sorry.

They look like Captain Sandy just told them

that Santa wasn't real or something.

It's really sad.

- Damn. - Sorry.

Why did it have to be ours?

I've organized for after lunch to go

to a wine tasting at one of Athens oldest wineries.

- Does that sound okay? - Yay!

- Yes, it does. - It's absolutely beautiful.

So that could be a nice little excursion for the afternoon.

She's going with you.

I'm really sorry though.

Sweetie, it's fine. It's not your fault.

It's weather.

- Should we do lunch? - Yeah, let's do it.

Awesome.

Do you want to help bring plates?

- Sure. - Can you?

- Yeah. - Amazing.

No. No.

No, I like being a big spoon.

Deck team, if there are any deck hands available,

that'd be awesome.

I'll see you in a minute.

- Hello, we're ready. - Oh, great.

This one's for Jennifer,

because she doesn't have raw fish.

- Cool. - So it's a cooked prawn.

This one is for Janie.

Okay, because she doesn't like sesame seeds.

- Janie, Jennifer. - I'm going to go up.

Well, we don't need you actually.

I'm sorry.

I was having a cuddle, and you just... ed it up.

I know.

Oh, nice.

Hi, everyone.

Spring rolls are vegetarian.

I know you don't like raw, so you've got a prawn roll.

- Yeah, enjoy. - Thank you.

- Enjoy. - Thank you.

That is amazing.

Tell Jono this sushi is delicious.

I could eat this every day.

Oh, thanks.

Nathan, Nathan, Iain.

Can you meet me in the galley pantry?

Galley pantry.

Day one, and I'm drunk.

How can you get drunk before we go to the winery?

Oh, wait.

Be ready in 10 minutes to go?

You're going to the winery.

Bye.

I'm going to a winery with your boyfriend, shame.

In the van, we're going to cuddle.

I'm going to go like this on him.

Are you going to bring me back wine?

No.

- Why you, bitch! - I know.

- Bye. - Bye.

- Have fun. - Thank you.

- Don't drink the wine. - I will not drink any wine.

All right. Are we ready to go?

Let's go.

I can escort someone down the runway.

I don't need an umbrella.

Oh, whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's crazy.

Can you imagine being on anchor in this?

- Look at the water coming in. - I know.

It's crazy, hey?

Oh, no.

I'm just afraid we could get the winery,

but we might get flooded out.

It's really coming down.

Those cushions are getting soaked.

- Yeah. - Deck crew, deck crew.

Can you come to the bridge deck aft

and move the cushions out of the rain?

On me way

I hope the winery is inside.

Whoa.

Holy mother of Daniel.

I think we should have stayed on the ship.

I think we should have, too.

Let's turn around. Tell them to turn around.

I'm not agreeing with this anymore.

Just take me back. No joke.

No, really.

Sh... .

Do you hear that?

- I don't know what that is. - Wow.

me, man.

Iain, Iain, go check the starboard forward cabin.

Copy, Cap.

Aesha, go ahead.

The guests want to turn back

because the roads are flooding so badly.

Copy that. Let's go back.

Iain, Iain, is it getting wet in that cabin?

Ian, is it leaking?