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Previously on "Below Deck Med"...

You guys lost your focus for a little bit

because of your own personal issues.

You never want to go for the guy

your supervisor is interested in.

It'’s important to say things with respect.

But we also need to understand

I need to be allowed to be the person that I am as well.

All I can do at this point is keep an eye on them

and hope that this situation doesn'’t escalate.

When you don'’t have tension on that lane,

it will slip and it will wrap.

You have experience, I can tell. That'’s excellent.

Drop the big fender down on starboard side.

Let'’s go, let's go, let'’s go.

Thinking about choosing a lead deck hand?

I chose Joe as lead deck hand.

Joe does not have the experience when I dock.

So Nate'’s my bow guy.

Yeah.

The stuff that looks gray, never bring to my room.

Why is it so hard to get my clothes back?

Sorry, yeah, sorry, Cap.

It'’s the last time.

Now I'’m going to get pissed.

I just feel like maybe you'’re having

a little bit of a power trip.

Your lack of experience shows.

I'’m not a person who can be easily manipulated.

I felt like it was belittling.

Belittling? Are you----ing kidding me?

Kacie and Quent Myers from Charleston, South Carolina,

exploring Europe for the first time.

I'’m such a hugger. We'’re from Charleston.

We'’re huggers.

What the?

Yeah, there'’s a fire over there.

This is the first time in my career

that I'’ve dealt with wildfires.

I got to move off the dock.

All lines on board. All lines on board.

We have a boat on our port side,

another boat that just pulled in front of me.

There'’s six inches between the ground line,

the dock, and the other boats.

- Look at how close we are. - Four meters.

And if I make one wrong maneuver, this season'’s over.

All lines free. All lines free.

Copy.

Captain, that is all starboard gangway lines on board.

On the bow, how are you doing on the bow?

Joe, take the line in.

It'’s stuck under the fender.

Look at how close we are.

Four meters to boat on port side.

This is literally insane.

How close we are?

- Yeah! - You got this, Captain.

Tell me when the stern is clear to maneuver to port.

Just about to hit a $200 million yacht.

Captain, we just have a wee tender passing over our bow.

Two meters.

It'’s a game of inches, isn't it?

Five meters on the bow, five meters.

Oh, yeah, that'’s definitely fire.

- That'’s a fire. - Guys, look at the fire.

It is getting closer.

Oh, crap.

Closing in on ground lines.

Four meters on the bow, four meters.

If you go two meters before it will be clear

of the ground lines on our port side.

It looks like we'’re going straight to those lines.

Ooh, yeah.

And look for that thing now.

Flipping reverse it, Sandy.

Let me know when my stern is clear of the ground lines.

Two meters until clear of ground lines.

Thrusting to starboard.

Jesus.

All clear. All clear on the stern.

Whoa, that was some precision driving, hey?

Woo!

That was literally insane. Look at how close we are.

Amazing.

- Good job, Sandy. - Woo!

Good job!

That was intense.

You saved the day, though.

I would have ran over their ground line.

Undocking... This one was a little challenging.

And when I watched Nathan on the bow,

I thought, he'’s my bow guy.

That was some driving, hey?

ing impressive, bro.

The fact that Captain Sandy did take me off the bow,

you know, I'’m upset.

Should Nathan be lead deck hand?

On paper? Yes.

So, I'’ve got to prove to myself and Captain

How are you doing?

I'’m gonna wet my pants.

Lots of urine in my bladder.

But I don'’t have any time to go to the toilet.

Captain.

I'’ve been writing things down

because, obviously, it'’s come to show that my memory isn'’t good.

We definitely need to have a notebook in here.

Like, did I do this? Did Ellie do this?

I'’ll write it down in the book.

The last thing I want to do is mess up something else.

One red golf.

God, it'’s so smoky.

You can still smell that fire.

Look at the ashes.

My God, I didn'’t even notice it.

- How'’s it going? - It'’s so good.

- We'’re going to Hydra. - Yeah.

We'’re going exploring.

All right.

So, we'’re gonna put them here for now until we clear the deck

and then we'’ll probably put them, like,

two there and two there just to kind of be out the way.

Yeah, copy.

You all good?

I think.

You think what?

Yeah.

I want to keep these inflated for the tender.

You did say, you did say.

- Who? - Me and you.

You and me?

- I'’d call you a mate, but okay. - Oh, you'’re pushing it.

Pushing it?

Yeah.

Acquaintance. Colleague.

- Yeah, you'’re... - Colleague.

You'’re only a colleague.

Ouch. That hurt a little bit.

I'’m going to pretend that didn'’t hurt.

I definitely do like her.

I have a fancy for her, like.

So I find her attractive and I enjoy her company.

I want to give her a wee bit of space.

I don'’t want to come on too hard.

I want to, like, be respectful.

- Colleague. - Colleague.

- You'’re my colleague. - Doofus.

So I'’ve organized the napkin cupboard.

Nice.

Go to try the worm at least once.

- Okay, you ready? - Oh, I flopped.

- You should be able to do that. - I can'’t do the worm.

You got to do a push-up and arch.

I feel like Shamu.

I'’m out of breath.

Housekeeping.

Look how beautiful it is out there.

Yeah, this is nicer than Charleston right now.

Yeah, I am in heaven.

Yeah, you can get started.

- Copy. - Thank you very much.

We'’ll freshen up and...

Ah!

When in Europe.

Anchor is ready to drop.

Let the anchor go, we'’re going to go five in the water.

That'’s green. Green at the waterline.

- Okay, you can lock it down. - Copy that, Cap.

It'’s laundry looking okay?

There are a few loads going,

but everything that'’s dry is folded.

Yeah, cool, well, you just find something to do.

Yeah, I'’ll always find things to do.

- Nice. - Don'’t worry about me.

I would slip it the other way, yeah?

Yeah, I'’m going to try to get up and prepare crane for jetskis.

Yeah, copy that.

- Joe, Joe, Iain. - Go ahead, Iain.

Do you want to get into your wets

so I can drop in the jetskis?

Yeah, no problem.

- Darling? - Mm-hmm.

Do you have dirty rags?

Yeah, thanks, babe. I love that you check for me.

- I appreciate that. - Of course, darling.

I'’m going to go get my suit on.

Hey, Bri, Bri, can you just pop back in my cabin?

- On my way. - Ready?

I'’ll make it.

You'’ll make it, I believe in you.

Good job!

- Hey. - Yes.

I don'’t know what happened to those.

They must have been put in with darks or something.

Copy, copy.

Jesus Christ.

Thank you.

Oh my gosh.

Yeah. Yeah.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

I promise.

Bri started badly,

and then she had one good charter.

- Okay, how'’s it going in here? - Good.

I was just busy sorting everything out.

Join me in the middle?

Wait, I didn'’t do the fold.

I just restocked a whole bunch of towels.

- Awesome. - You'’ve been on fire today.

Thank you.

So good.

Ever since then, it'’s been downhill.

Girls, girls, just to let you know

to please not put the bar glasses in the dishwasher.

- Copy, copy. - Copy, copy.

With Ellie and Bri so far, no fights,

so that'’s got to be a sign of improvement,

but I have not had a chance

to rest easy at all with these stews.

It has been full on.

I have to try and figure out what I can do to change this.

- Hello. - Hello.

Um, I got washing.

- Sorry? - I got washing.

Um, I'’m just doing a job if that'’s okay with you,

so please stop chasing me out

because we don'’t have anything to do upstairs.

Alrighty.

I think she wants me off the boat.

I don'’t know.

I feel like I'’m always in a paranoid mind.

Like...

Like I definitely organize laundry in messy piles,

but I know where everything is at the end of the day.

But when Ellie comes in,

I feel like she kind of messes up my messy piles.

I don'’t know what's going on.

I'’m going to have to keep an eye out.

- Hi, baby. - Happy days.

I'’m so excited for the wave runners.

Oh, it'’s our pleasure.

We get to have fun, too.

Do you want a refill?

Totally.

So we'’re going to go to the port today?

We'’re going to the port.

Who is this for?

What time do you think you want lunch?

Two? Yeah? Cool.

Oh, damn! So graceful.

Hi. So the guests want lunch at two.

Nice. I love it.

Captain, Captain, Iain.

Just so you know, the guests have finished with the toys

and they'’re heading inside.

If you'’re happy, we can start loading up.

Yes, that'’s great. Thank you.

Copy, thank you.

Bri, Bri.

Can you come up to the bar, please?

Copy, copy.

Baby, have I told you how beautiful you look on a yacht?

- Thank you. - Bye.

- Nice. - Sweet. Thank you so much.

Pleasure.

Bri seems to be writing

a list of laundry crimes

about mistakes she'’s found in the laundry.

I feel like she'’s just finding her own mistakes

and blaming them on me.

What the is going on here?

Coming up...

Do you feel comfortable doing lunch service?

Bri, Bri.

Do we have any celery?

Have you seen any horseradish?

Bri, Bri.

This is why I don'’t like taking breaks.

I feel so stressed out because the person

that I left in charge doesn'’t even know where things are.

Can I have someone up on the anchor?

Copy. Nate, can you go up on the anchor please?

Copy, on my way.

Yeah, just start taking in the anchor.

- Okay. - Thank you, thank you.

Long stay, 10 o'’clock.

Joe, please come to the bridge.

Copy that, Cap. On my way.

Oh, no. What have I done now?

Anchor at the waterline, bringing us home.

- Do me a favor. - Yeah.

- This is our boat. - Yeah.

- That'’s our radar. - Mm-hmm.

Okay, to take it to the wheel, you turn this.

You steer there.

Cool.

So if you need to take it off, go there and steer accordingly.

Copy.

I'’ll be back.

I'’m going to make another one of these.

Thank you.

I trust you. I'’ll be right back.

Trust me, please. Thank you, Cap.

I support Joe.

I'’m not demoting him from lead deckhand.

He just needs more experience.

It'’s not that he doesn't know how to do it.

He just doesn'’t know how to do it under pressure.

I love putting people at the helm

to build that confidence back in him.

I'’m all set. Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Anything you need like this, more than willing.

Yes, see? I told you I trust you.

Perfect. Thanks, Cap.

She'’s still giving me a responsibility

after everything that'’s gone down.

Like, she'’s got trust in me and it just makes me feel at ease.

Give me more time on the wheel.

We'’re only two miles away from our entrance,

so we'’re going to need to drop both anchors,

so just get them ready to drop.

Hydra, I'’ve never been to and where I have to dock the boat,

all it is is rocks.

You have to drop two anchors and back down,

hopefully not land on the rocks and secure the vessel.

It'’s going to be difficult.

But you know what? I have confidence in the team,

and it should be a smooth operation.

I'’m not going to have a lot to work with,

so you'’ll have to be quick on the anchors.

Copy that, Captain.

- Water. - Water? Sure.

- Are you getting a water? - Yeah, do you want one?

There you go.

You guys do cappuccino?

Totally.

Here we go.

- How are you? - Good.

Mm-hmm.

Is that for guests or for crew?

For guests, but I made some extra ones.

Nice. I hope I get to taste some of those.

Yes, to try some.

I love Greek food,

but I don'’t have much experience cooking Greek food,

so my mind'’s going directly to my BFF Penelope,

who'’s from Athens,

and her grandma is the master chef of her family.

I need your help. Big time.

Do you want me to send my grandmother?

Send me grandma, please.

She said got to use lots of fresh spinach,

not onions, but leeks,

and make sure the feta is really good quality.

You know, one more set of bad feedback,

and I might lose my job.

So there'’s no room for error.

- Hey, bitch, hey. - Yeah, how are you?

I just felt like talking to a friend.

Honestly, I'’m just trying to ignore it.

Like, this morning, she snapped at me,

and she was in laundry.

And I was like, I can do laundry.

And then she said, stop pushing me away.

And I was like, what?

Awesome. Can I get you anything else?

- You guys okay? - Yeah, I'’m happy.

So I just walked away.

Yeah...

Yeah, well, I'’m going to leave you.

- Okay. - Goodbye.

Bye, bubby.

We can prep lines anywhere.

- Oh, is this straight backs? - Yeah, straight backs.

Hakuna matata!

Hakuna matata, baby.

It'’s so nice. Look at this.

Wow, it'’s so pretty.

Wow, so cool.

It'’s the town.

Look how charming it is.

So sweet.

I'’m turning around, and we'’re backing in.

And then I will be on the port wing.

Copy.

We need to get up top and watch this.

Amen.

Nate, go to the anchor.

We'’re going to get them set to the water line soon.

Copy, on my way.

I'’m going to back down like a mofo.

- I'’ve not been back here. - A little bit.

This line goes tor that side.

Yeah.

But I'’ll show you. Where'’s the other one?

- I'’m on the port wing. - Copy, port wing.

Captain, captain. That'’s the anchors.

Both anchors at the waterline.

- Watch my stern. - Your stern is clear.

I'’m actually backing in to the wind,

and we'’re going to back up right to those rocks.

Copy, copy.

Rocks 50 meters on my starboard quarter.

Got some good ones.

The dock is 60 meters off our stern.

- 60 meters. - Drop.

Both.

We'’re going to back into the rocks.

It'’ll keep you in position.

50 meters to dock.

That'’s good on the chain.

Copy, captain.

It'’s an easy thing to do,

but a lot of people make it complicated.

We are 25 meters to rocks.

Can you toss your heaving lines?

No, there'’s no one to toss heaving lines to.

Iain...

- Look at those rocks. - Nuts.

There'’s no one to toss heaving lines to?

Either we get heaving lines,

someone catches them, or I'’m not docking.

Iain?

What the heck? They'’re literally right there.

I think there'’s some guys walking

for the heaving lines now.

Are you guys going to catch the heaving lines?

There is no one to toss heaving lines to.

Iain...

Either we get heaving lines.

someone catches them, I'’m not docking.

I think there'’s some guys walking

for the heaving lines now.

Are you guys going to catch the heaving lines?

Are you----ing kidding me?

Captain, you can back up a few more meters.

There'’s the rocks in the water. I don'’t want to hit them.

Copy, you are eight meters from the rocks.

I think we'’re good there.

- Okay, guys, are you ready? - Ready.

Okay, we are good with the rock.

Lock them down. Lock the anchors down.

Stern lines on the rocks.

Short stay. Port anchor.

Nate, please drop some fenders down on the port side.

Copy.

We'’re finished with the engines.

Go Sandy. Bad ass, like...

Iain sometimes doesn'’t look before he speaks.

There were two people on the dock.

Pay attention. Be aware.

I'’m definitely keeping my eye on him.

- Hello. - Hey.

- Um... - Ah.

Do you feel comfortable doing lunch service?

Um, I think I would be comfortable.

Awesome.

I'’m just trying to see what way to do break.

It just makes sense to do mine now so then

you can take yours when we'’re on the excursion.

Get the tables set by two.

Thank you so much.

I appreciate the chance. I will be all right.

- I think you'’ll be great. - Thank you.

We'’re over halfway through the charter season.

I just can'’t keep doing everything.

You'’re still waiting for your stuff, too.

Everyone'’s standing there

wondering where their clothes are.

Once they sit down, you could do some waters and juice.

Yes.

Oh, you can never leave stuff like this.

- This is so messy. - Okay.

That'’s my bad.

The twin doesn'’t have a bath mat.

Put the cutlery on before you go out

so it doesn'’t look like we forgot it.

How come placemats and napkins and cutlery

and nothing'’s been pulled?

Like maybe it'’s me that has too much of a tight leash on them.

So sometimes you go to throw someone in the middle

of the ocean and see if they sink or swim.

We'’ve got this, we're going to make the guests happy.

- Yay. - Thanks, Aesh.

Well done.

You want to give me a hand here, girl?

- Put it in? - Yeah.

Alrighty.

- Hey, Bri. - Hi.

We'’ll be on lunch service together today.

- Okay. - If that'’s okay.

- Yeah. - Shortly...

We'’re going to start setting the table.

Okay. Yeah.

And then I'’ll need your help to serve some waters.

Yeah.

And then your help bringing the platters up.

It'’s going to be family style, please.

I have never run a lunch service before, but with Bri,

the energy is just not matching.

So I'’m not planning to be mean towards Bri in any way.

It is what it is. I have to deal with it.

Ellie, just radio on me if you need me to come up.

Copy. Thank you so much.

This is an interesting dock.

- Oh, wow. - It'’s far.

Do you reckon they'’ll reach?

I don'’t know.

Will they step to that rock?

It seems so sketchy.

And I know Iain'’s going to be like, oh, yeah, look,

I can climb rocks real good.

It'’s easy for you, though.

It'’s not going to be that easy for the guests.

But I sometimes think before I give suggestions to Iain,

I feel like I'’m tiptoeing a little bit

around his ego sometimes.

What about if we did the other side?

Put it on the other side, because I'’m thinking,

these rocks are flatter.

Cap, what do you think?

Yeah, whatever you think works. Just make it safe.

Bri, Bri, there is some laundry to be collected

in first port cabin.

Copy, copy.

Let'’s do a gin and tonic before you do that.

- Gin and tonic, yes. - Bloody Mary.

Are you making a Bloody Mary?

- I would like one. - Yeah.

Could you put pickle juice in it?

Um... Yes.

Nice.

- Thank you. - Here we go.

You'’re welcome.

Bri, Bri, could you bring some lemon, please?

Copy, copy.

I'’m going to grab me a cocktail and join you there.

Thank you so much.

I always just drink tequila, soda water, and a lime.

Yeah.

I don'’t know if you knew anything else

to add into it, but it would be good.

I could think of something, for sure.

Bri, Bri, do we have any celery?

- We should do. - Okay, thank you.

- For garnish. - Yeah.

And if you could please help me

put some olives on a toothpick.

- It'’s garnish. - Okay.

Thank you so much.

I feel like Ellie'’s goal at the moment is just to look good.

The smile on her face, the big bloody eyes,

you got like this. Yeah.

It feels very fake.

What'’s your idea, then?

So this, to here,

then this one we'’re going to move up forward

so it'’s closer to that big rock.

If I don'’t have the confidence to speak up,

I don'’t trust myself enough to say anything.

You'’ve got it, man.

Even though there'’s a little bit anxiety regarding

my relationship, because I don'’t fully know

what'’s going on there at the moment,

I don'’t want to let that affect my work.

I could really use a win this charter.

Gael, you done a good job.

- Thank you. - Nice work.

You'’re fine.

Bri, Bri, have you seen any horseradish anywhere?

Horseradish.

Oh, I found it.

I need your knowledge. Horseradish.

Bri, Bri, I found some. Thank you.

All righty.

I feel so stressed out because the person

that I left in charge doesn'’t even know where things are.

All right, the pickle Bloody Mary.

- Thank you. - I know it'’s so much work...

- to make these. - Oh, no, it'’s so much fun.

Okay.

I just wanted to check.

Check.

- Guys, this is just... - Like, breathtaking?

- Can you see the cat? - Oh, yeah, there is a cat.

Ellie and Bri, why is the table not set up?

We'’ve been making cocktails this entire time.

Okay, I'’m going to come back from break.

I don'’t feel restful, just so we catch up.

Um... I'’ll start setting the table.

Okay.

I learned my lesson, they'’re not ready.

It just makes it easier with three.

I didn'’t feel right about it.

No worries.

Don'’t worry. It'’s not you.

- This is me. - No problem.

She'’s giving me the chance, and now she'’s taking it away.

It just crushes my soul a little bit.

- Aesha. - Yes.

- So we'’re staying here? - You are.

She couldn'’t give us five more minutes?

We would have had it under control.

Aesha, Aesha. Three minutes.

Thank you.

Um, do you want to put water and ice in there?

Yep.

Which rosé would you like to use?

Just whatever.

Bri, in one minute, can you please go to the galley

and stand by to start running platters?

Completely lost my pho.

You have no confidence in us.

It'’s just not, didn'’t feel the right time

to be doing a lunch break.

And it was like, this was such a mess.

The table wasn'’t set.

I just feel like things weren'’t on top of.

- Okay. Copy. - You know?

If I was Aesha, I definitely wouldn'’t trust me and Ellie.

What is this yellow sauce?

It'’s a yogurt turmeric.

- Thank you so much. - No worries.

Chef, will you save me a piece of pita and Greek salad?

- Absolutely. - When you have time.

- Thank you. - I'’ll assemble it for you.

Thank you.

- Oh, my God. - Oopsie.

Whoa. And that is beautiful.

Right?

Little pita bread over here and lamb souvlaki.

I didn'’t even know shrimp grew that big.

I don'’t think they're shrimp.

I think they'’re king prawns.

If you lived in a fancy place, you call it prawns.

If you lived in a not fancy place, you called it a shrimp.

- Thank you. - No worries.

This is literally amazing.

Oh, my God.

- Like this is just so great. - Oh, good.

Awesome.

I'’m going to take it up to her.

Thank you.

Jono, listen.

The guests really, really like lunch.

Really, really? Thank you.

Wow. It'’s like a stallion.

That'’s kind of donkey-ish, right?

- It'’s small. - It looks like a horse to me.

But it'’s little.

I'’m also kind of blind.

- Ugh... - I love salmon.

I love salmon.

I can eat it all day, you know?

It'’s nice, fresh.

I had about three hours sleep this night

- this past 24-hours. - Sh--.

Are you texting your boyfriend?

Mm-hmm.

I do have a strong connection with Nathan,

but at the same time, I definitely have a lot of guilt.

I don'’t want to do this to my boyfriend,

and I know that sounds really horrible,

but I'’m a people pleaser.

I'’ll let myself down,

but I really hate disappointing others.

The last thing I want to do is hurt him more.

Showtime. Adios, amigo.

See you later.

Are you ready for me to clear?

Oh, yes, thank you. Oh, that was so good.

I think we can slowly start clearing.

Yep, yep.

Oh!

- All finished? - Yeah, thank you very much.

Thank you.

All crew, the guests want to leave the boat in 10 minutes.

I will be going with them, so I'’ll be off the boat.

Myrtle beach, Myrtle beach, Myrtle beach.

I love----ing Myrtle beach.

- Hello. - How'’s it going?

- Are you ready? - 100%.

Good to go.

Let'’s do two at a time, just to keep it safe.

- Okay. - Okay, cool.

Oh, my God, this is so exciting.

Follow Quent.

It'’s not too bad, is it?

Not too bad at all.

I'’m so scared. I hate hiking.

I'’ve got to take a picture of these rocks,

because my parents will never believe I did this.

Enjoy.

Are you good to go? We got everyone?

Yeah.

Bye, Mustique!

It'’s beautiful here.

I know this is magic, isn'’t it?

Freakin'’ little port city.

I'’m seeing a lot, but I'’m just trying to...

I want to go shopping.

- This is so cool. - Right, right.

Hydra is gorgeous.

I love that the only modes of transportation on this island

are by foot or by donkey.

Oh.

There'’s... horses.

Sometimes I wish I were a donkey on this island,

so I could just poop on the street.

Oh, my God, this is so cool.

It'’s so fun.

Come on, my friend.

- Hi. - Hi!

I miss you.

I just took Little Bear for a walk.

You did?

I miss you, too.

Yeah, he really misses you.

Are you excited about coming?

Babe, of course.

I'’m so excited you're coming.

- Yeah. - I wish I looked better.

Sorry, a bit of a mess.

Leah and I have been together five years.

I'’m so in love with her.

I moved to Colorado, where there'’s no water.

So I won'’t pack a lot because we'’re going to shop, right?

That'’s right. We'’re going shopping.

I would follow her to the desert,

but I would ask her,

could we please live near the ocean?

How'’s the weather? Is it good?

It'’s been really windy today.

It'’s one of those days where everything'’s just like crazy.

- Yeah. - All right.

- Well, I love you. Bye. - I love you.

When was this building built?

So this was built in quite some time ago,

and many people have resided in it,

including a lot of Grecians.

Cute!

Carolina! We'’re from South Carolina.

Welcome. So, Carolina is the owner.

Crazy. They have minnows.

- We can finally get our feet. - Oh, my gosh. They'’re so cute.

Let'’s try.

They'’re getting pedicures.

Come here, little babies.

They'’re like, no girl.

Wow.

This is going to have an amazing view.

- Beautiful. - Oh, my God.

This was amazing.

I was dreaming heavily.

- Know what I dreamed about? - What?

Bri.

- Bri? - Yes.

Joe had a dream about you.

You had those old-school retainers.

Oh, sh--.

And you know where it has, like, the gum bit

and everything, and you start going...

I woke up in utter panic. I didn'’t get any rest.

So thank you for that.

You do.

Sometimes I don'’t even know what to say to Joe.

I'’ve actually never been in a weird work-love triangle.

I didn'’t really know what to do, to be honest.

The whole situation with Ellie is actually affecting my work.

But, ugh, I feel chemistry.

Coming up...

I saw the notebook.

- I was like, I'’m not... - What do you mean, notebook?

It was like a whole list of, like, crimes

committed in laundry.

Like, it'’s like, come on.

What do I have to deal with now?

It'’s like, is this a burn book?

- Ready? - To the ship.

Oh, here'’s guests.

All crew, all crew.

our guests are walking towards the boat.

About to step on now.

Bri, Bri, can you meet me up at the bar.

Copy, copy, copy. On my way.

We need to go, darling.

- Wee! - There you go.

Oh, that is good. That'’s solid.

You can go downstairs. I can'’t open this any faster.

That is all guests on board.

- Hello, everybody. - Hi.

- That'’s so sweet. - Thank you.

For tonight. We'’re going to have a good time.

I'’m preparing for the sequined dinner.

- Ooh. - There'’s going to be sparkles.

Do we have a disco ball?

- Yes. - Woo!

- Sure, if you want him to. - Okay.

We'’ll make something happen for sure.

Should we get changed?

It'’s time to get ready for sparkle night!

- Hello. - Good nap?

All guests are back on board.

Gael, you'’ll be on nights again.

Your setup'’s been working really well, by the way.

- Has it? - Good job.

Thanks, man.

- Where are the guests? - They'’re in their cabins.

They'’re excited for Sparkle Night.

Sparkle theme cocktail, dinner, and after-party.

The primary wants Joe to perform.

Awesome!

Well, if Gael wants, she can perform with him.

Mm-hmm.

Joe and Gael. Hey, baby.

Are you up for a performance tonight?

- Oh. - Because it'’s Sparkle Night.

Yes, I'’m in.

All right. You may have to do it.

No, I have to do it.

This looks great!

- It turned out okay. - Yes.

One disco ball after another.

- Oh, that looks amazing. - We got something.

- Oh, hey. - Happy birthday.

You have a good voice for singing.

No, I do not.

I have a good voice for meditation.

Like, if I need to hypnotize somebody,

that'’s the type of voice I have.

Jesus Christ.

I am warming up to Joe more and more as time goes by.

Bri'’s feelings do not bother me at all.

I'’m personally kind of looking forward

to spending more time with Riz.

Joe. I call him Riz.

You know, it'’s the lingo kids nowadays

used for somebody who has charisma.

It'’s short for charisma. Riz.

Do you do, like, two-in-one?

Do you, like, massage and hypnotize?

No. Thank you so much.

No problem at all.

Have a little pick.

Have all of that.

Oh, yum. Mm.

How'’s your boyfriend?

It'’s good.

I haven'’t spoken to him that much lately.

I think we'’re all right.

No, sorry. Yes, we'’re good.

- Hmm? - We'’re good.

Good.

Oh, no. I'’m not anxious.

I'’m not anxious. You'’re anxious.

I'’m not shaking. You'’re shaking.

Sorry.

Jono, Jono.

Are you at a good point where,

when the guests are ready, I can send them?

Yeah, I would say about 10 minutes.

Copy.

Ooh, child.

Tonight, I want to wow the guests

with beautiful food tonight.

And, you know, it'’s just as important

plating as, you know, the food taste.

So I am making a healthy grilled lobster

and cauliflower rice.

And I am going to spend just as much time

digging into my plating skills

so that it looks as beautiful as it tastes.

I guess I was feeling kind of creative somehow.

Ooh, who'’d have thunk?

Have you had a nice day?

Yeah, it was nice. It was fun.

I really appreciate you guys being professional.

Yeah.

I just, like, checked out from the drama.

Yeah.

I feel like this morning, you know,

you sent me to, like, check on laundry

- and started folding things. - Yeah.

She just came in, like, basically,

like, told me to leave because she'’s there now.

I'’ve got washing.

And I said, I'’m just here to help you on laundry.

Mm.

You know, I'’m just doing a job

if that'’s okay with you. So please stop chasing me out.

She literally just stormed out of the laundry room.

All righty.

So I was like, okay, this is, like, really disrespectful

the way you'’re behaving.

Well, because I know with the laundry,

she loses her place if other people go into the laundry.

Oh, okay. I was just folding things.

Yeah, but then it can'’t be only hers

because if you'’ve got free time,

then you need to be popping down there.

I saw the notebook.

I was like...

It was, like, a whole list of, like, crimes

committed in laundry.

Like, oh, Gael'’s clothes was found in a washer

without a color catcher.

Why is she doing that?

It'’s like, come on.

What do I have to deal with now?

Where is she writing it down?

I should pretend to see it.

It'’s in the notebook.

I just feel like as a good chief stew,

you need to really listen and assess both sides

before you make any decisions.

It'’s just never ending bullsh-- with both of them.

I'’m just not going to get involved

because she twists it into making it

like it'’s me causing problems.

It was too much.

So now I realize like I'’m just not going to get involved

because if I get involved she twists it

into making it like it'’s me causing problems.

Like none of this happens in front of me.

- It'’s like I can't really... - I know.

So thanks for letting me know.

I have to think about it.

Got some water down here?

Monkey.

Are we drinking tonight? Or no?

Oh yeah.

Hey, handsome! You look so sparkly.

Oh my God, I love that.

Hoo!

I'’m ready.

Yeah, well, whenever you would like, we can get going.

All right.

Oh my God.

I'’m going to cry. It'’s so pretty.

Jono, we are seating the guests.

Copy.

I like your disco ball, baby.

Sparkle pants engaged.

All crew, is anyone available to help run plates?

- On it. - Sparkle night, baby.

Hello, bro. You awake?

Yeah.

Bro!

What the?

From that, this is just even funnier, bro.

Is this really my job?

I need something flamboyant.

Do I look like a unicorn?

Whoa.

Aesha, Aesha. Two minutes.

Thank you.

Do I have hands in the galley that could help me please?

- On my way. - On my way.

This looks amazing.

- Okay. - Yay.

Thank you, guys.

- Nice. - Thank you.

Thank you.

You have got grilled lobster with cauliflower rice.

- Thank you. - So dig in. Enjoy.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

Yum, yum, yum. It'’s delicious.

Maybe we should just practice a routine

and then just go with the music.

Okay, yeah. I like it.

Growing up, I did like all of the standards:

jazz, tap, ballet, hip hop.

I thought I was going to pursue that

up until I was maybe 16.

I snapped my ACL, shattered my meniscus.

So that'’s kind of where my dance career, how it ended.

Surprised we get anything done.

I can'’t breathe if I eat anymore.

Jono, I am clearing.

Copy. Thanks.

I'’m going to bed.

Gold leaf, honey. It'’s giving luxury.

5, 6, 7, 8,

9, 10.

Yeah, let'’s just do it.

Okay.

Let'’s go.

My God, this looks amazing.

Citrus poached pear with berries.

With 14 carat gold leaf edible.

Oh!

A poached pear may seem really simple.

So I'’m trying to add some value to this dessert

by incorporating gold leaf.

It'’s priceless. It'’s timeless.

It'’s eleganza extravaganza.

- Thank you. - There you go.

Wait, it looks like a really like high class corn dog.

So this is a citrus poached pear with gold edible leaf.

- Oh, my God. - Yeah.

It'’s not a baked potato?

We'’re going to have a sparkle party today

and sparkle party tomorrow.

It'’s delicious.

Wait, are we going to...

Yeah, and if you want to take a picture and show me,

I would like that.

I'’ve never taken a picture of my poo, but...

Haven'’t you?

No, is that normal?

Oh, my God, when I do a really big one,

I like to show Scott.

What?

Every time I send him a photo of my poo,

he'’s like, honey, you really don'’t need to send me that.

Yeah, he doesn'’t like it, but I do it anyway.

We'’ll do it.

He could try saying thank you.

We'’ll do it in the bidet.

- I respect that. - Yeah.

Aesh...

I'’m done with cabins.

Thank you.

Need me to do anything else?

You can knock off.

- Thank you so much. - No worries.

Was everyone finished with their dessert?

Yeah.

Half-eaten golden pears.

So...

Shall I gather everyone here?

All right, everyone.

We have got a big surprise for you.

We'’re ready.

Go, go, go.

Yay!

- I'’ll be here all night, baby. - Thanks, guys.

I love her.

- Oh, they killed it. - That was so good.

That was incredible.

Buenos noches, guys.

We'’re all sleepy.

Did it!

Well done, girl.

We'’re going to head to bed. Thank you for everything.

Easily, top five nights of my whole life.

- Have a good night. - You, too. Sleep well.

- See ya. - See ya.

It'’ll be----ing terrible.

Hey. Hope you piss the bed.

Probably will.

Gael'’s stuff was put in clean pile but smelled dirty.

Why is she writing this down?

I mean, like, what is this?

This looks like a book of receipts.

Like, is this a burn book?

So weird.

But I can'’t tell if Bri is stirring the pot or Ellie is.

I see Cashmere in the dryer and this burn book.

I really feel like things are out of control.

It'’s time to involve Captain Sandy

because I honestly need help with this.

Next on "Below Deck Med"...

It'’s actually the most annoying situation.

Like, I literally never want to have to think about it

ever again.

Our primary is Colleen Otero, branding expert.

Turn up!

It tastes weird.

Quickly, guys.

No, no, no. First, they'’re on the cleat.

Shut the up.

Oh...

Don'’t look at me with a shocked face right now.

You don'’t know how boats work.

Second stew outranks you.

So that is who I am.

If you two can'’t work together, I have to let go of both.