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Hey everybody, welcome back to Plug Talk.
My name is Adam 22 and I'm joined by my lovely fiance,
the Lenna the plug.
Hi everybody.
And today we are sitting down with an absolute legend,
somebody we were incredibly excited to speak to Alexis Foxes
in the building.
Hey guys.
Hi.
Hi.
Thank you for coming.
Oh, thank you for having me.
Yeah, you've been kind of overwhelming us or amazing us
with how much personality you have ever since you got here.
So I think we were all excited to get a portrait on camera, right?
Yeah.
I just feel like it's me, one of those podcasts where I'm just
like, what?
Are you serious the whole time?
Yeah.
No, definitely.
And I mean, honestly, like you're the first person ever
who has sort of warned us through texting our assistant
or not really like warned us, but more like gave us
a sort of choose your own adventure style setting
of exactly how much squirt might actually appear on this podcast.
That was new for us.
No one has ever asked us a question
about how much squirt we want on the pod.
What would encourage you to ask us this question?
Well, you know, it's not my set.
I don't know exactly like where I'm going to be showing up.
And I don't want to soak things that shouldn't be soaked.
I'm not actually here to damage any camera equipment or, you know,
because I can really blast off.
And I don't want to ruin anybody's stuff.
So I just want to make sure.
I mean, I think I could clean most of these surfaces pretty easily.
It could get all over the place.
Yeah.
Let's just start with squirting.
And when did you realize that you have this superpower?
Actually, it happened in my first boy girl scene for Mils
Soup with Bang Bros out in Miami, Florida.
And so you had never done it in your private life?
Never did that before in my private life.
But I watched a lot of porn.
I've seen things happen and stuff like that.
So I remember when it happened and it was my partner.
And all of a sudden this fluid flew out in me and I stopped.
I was like, oh my God, I squirted.
I was like so excited.
And the director was like, don't stop.
That's good.
So I was like, I'm like, I'm shocked.
That's totally how it started out.
And then I didn't square for a really, really long time,
all up until probably around 2015.
And then I started getting booked for these scenes.
And I was like, OK, I really got to learn this whole like niche
thing and get really, really good at it.
And that's exactly what I did, where pretty much every scene
I showed up to was like, oh, squirting scene.
Oh, squirting scene.
I was like, oh my God.
But then the more you did it on set,
didn't you just keep getting booked for those kinds of scenes
more once people realized like you have this superpower?
Yeah, because it's so visually stimulating for a lot of people.
It's something they don't always see.
I get questions all the time from my fans.
How do I get my girlfriend to do that?
And I'm like, well, drink about four to six PD lights.
I'll take it for a while.
But do you think that the massively over-hydrating yourself
is going to do it?
Or is it just help once you figure out what to do?
I think for the scenes that you're usually getting booked for,
if it's at high, if they want that explosive squirting,
then you're going to drink a lot of fluid in order to help out with that.
If it's natural squirting, then really very little to stay hydrated.
And in natural squirting, you're going to probably
squirt maybe about a tablespoon or so.
You can get a lot out of you.
But it's a little bit.
I'm glad you said that, because I was doing a soul the other day
and I felt like I squirted.
But then it wasn't like what I've seen in porn.
So then I sort of denied the fact that I had squirted.
I don't know.
I just got a little extra wet.
But yeah, I just got it.
No, wait.
OK, OK, thank you.
You just verified something for me.
Pre-porn, I only ever had one girl in my life who
was squirt regularly.
And it was kind of weird.
I remember like one time just having to sort of sleep around this like fool.
That was in my bed.
We both were like encircling it.
I was even at the sleep.
That's like the worst part about squirting is actually laying back in your old squirt
or somebody else's squirting.
But I woke up and I think it was gone.
It dried up by the morning.
I know.
It was just like single awkward.
But not trying to seem like you're literally like,
because you're all over the material, the couch, the bed or whatever.
And depending on the material that that's sitting on, it can be a little cold and a little
so do you have like a super crazy mattress protector in your room?
You know, it could get squirt blankets.
OK, you just go on and put them in the wash.
Yeah.
OK, yeah.
That's what you call them.
That's not what they're marketed as.
They are marketed as squirt.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You do this.
Yeah, there's a company in Australia that you can order them from.
I love it.
She has the great like you don't really hear the the means and means about like
sticking crystals in your ass and stuff like that.
No.
So all OK.
You're on a slightly different part of the internet where there's
ass crystals and squirt blankets.
My algorithm on IG thinks I'm a gay man.
I put that loves come.
I swear it's OK.
I'll start sending you my memes.
But I have no more.
Oh, it's hilarious.
I will always send into my friends and like, could you see this?
I like, no, not me.
But yeah, her whole story, her wands and her toys and stuff,
for all crystals.
So it's what I use to prep for a lot of my scenes and stuff like that because
they're super clean.
They don't have pores on them.
So yeah, I stick crystals in my ass.
I can't say that.
I can't say that.
OK.
And then you get this squirt.
Yeah, I get that.
Yeah.
Is there anything that makes them special or is not just like a regular blanket?
I think it's just like, I think it just holds the fluid and you're able to
hover up your, I wish I came up with this.
It's not going to soak through and get the material wet underneath.
OK.
You know, I want to say.
Yeah, straight up work blankets, crystals in the ass.
Yeah.
So OK, let's rewind it even a little bit more.
What was your free porn life like?
Give us an overview.
At what stage of my life, you know, we could even do a brief version of the
very early part of your life.
But I don't know, whenever you want to sort of start from the term.
I think I've always just been like a super free spirit.
Like I grew up.
I left home and party with the New York club kids and just, you know,
had a great time at that after high school or when you were.
Actually, while I was in high school, you just took off from where?
Just took off from my home in Pennsylvania and went up to New York and
party with the New York club kids for a little while and then went home for a
couple, like a couple weeks later.
Oh my God.
So I kind of have that like, I wanted to see more and do more all the time and
very open to pretty much anything and everything like just open to all of that.
And which I went from clubbing with the New York club kids to the Air Force and
then going to college while I was in the Air Force.
So you joined the Air Force at what age?
17.
17, Jesus.
You crammed a lot of living in your life.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I just turned 18 early.
I should say that.
But I had the, yeah, I was leading up to all of that.
And you were in the Air Force for how long?
Four years.
And what did you study while you were in college?
Physiological psychology with a specialization in neuroanatomy.
Can you interpret that?
Could someone like me that has no idea what that means?
So basically how our mind and our bodies work together, you know, like why we see
the things that we see or hear, why are we hungry when we're hungry?
How we process emotions?
How we process different things physically?
Which is really kind of interesting.
I never really obviously went further and became a doctor in it.
But you can, you know, knowing how your body is going to function in this particular industry
is super important.
So I'm just wondering how to manage and navigate yourself mentally and emotionally and physically.
Super important.
So kind of combining all those different things that I've learned through college and just
kind of applying it to my personal life.
Did you like the military experience and what was it like for you?
I did because it got me out of my small town.
It got me out of my small town.
And I really excelled.
I didn't really care about high school.
So I didn't really apply myself with the Air Force.
I applied myself, started going to college.
I really enjoyed the responsibility.
I enjoyed the little bit of travel it gave me.
It really made me a very independent person.
I was already independent, but it just kind of like solidified all that.
Really?
I imagine you would kind of have to give up a lot of your independence in order to like
make it through boot camp and have somewhere screaming in your face and shit.
Was it like that?
Yeah.
I mean, but this is the thing.
It's like, you know, that's the deal that you're walking into.
So you just play that game for that period of time.
Like, OK, this is just the this is simple stuff to get me to a much bigger plan to get
to the next step.
It's not like you're not going to be in that stuff forever.
So it's like, OK, this is what they want.
OK, I'll do it.
Fine.
So I'll brush my teeth a certain way.
What did you do after you left the military?
I finished up school.
Let's see.
Where was I at that particular time?
I was in Baltimore.
So I was bouncing around.
Oh, for school?
Yeah, for school in the military.
Oh, OK.
So I got out in the military and I just finished up college.
I flipped a coin between Phoenix, Arizona and Miami and Miami one.
So I packed all my shit and left to left from Miami.
Wow.
And you had no idea what you're going to do when you got there?
No, just just no.
I already felt like I could really already make it.
Like, what else am I going to?
You know, I was not going to fail.
That was not my option.
Didn't even see that in my life.
Like, that was nothing that I saw.
Maybe I just had blinders on.
I wasn't saying I was going to go down there and be like this or that.
I was just like failure was just never something I saw or was an option for me.
Mm hmm.
And so what did you end up getting into?
No, I didn't actually.
Straight to porn.
No, I see, gosh, I just a whole corporate thing.
I was a Pat Paralegal for a really long time.
Did that whole rat race of like corporate life, that nine to five absolutely hated.
So then you become like, you know, the happy hour warriors, the parties that last until
Monday.
It just got to a point after doing that for so many years, I was like, you know, this
is not the life I want.
Like, I don't want to have to ask off for two weeks of work.
I don't want to work for somebody else's dream.
This is bullshit.
Like, you know, you don't work 40 hour weeks.
It just wasn't for me.
I didn't like the structure.
Obviously, I didn't like it because I was going and doing extracurricular activities
that, you know, probably was not going to be beneficial for a long run.
So I just hauled off and quit everything and took some time off to kind of say, like,
where am I going to go with this?
And then that's how porn came about.
I needed to get a job eventually.
And I actually went to Craigslist and they were, they had an ad for to be an extra for
dancing bear, which I've already seen because I was a huge porn watcher.
What's the most dancing bear I've never heard of it?
It's like a bridal party where they like blow and fuck the dancers.
Okay.
And the last guy's wearing a bear's head.
Are you going to have one of those?
Hey, a bridal party with a bunch of dicks in your face.
No.
So I pretended I was a bride.
And so anyway, yeah, I answered this Craigslist ad.
I went down there by myself and they went through this, like, laundry list of different
things you could do, like, kiss your friend, show your tits.
And they were only going to blow job that day.
And so when they said blow job, I just raised my hand and was like, yeah, fuck it.
Do that for that.
Oh, wow.
Let's go.
How much was it?
It was like 500 at the time.
500.
500.
Yeah.
I respect it.
Yeah.
Okay.
Let's do it.
You weren't deterred at all by the fact that it was porn.
You didn't care.
No, I was an adult making an adult decision.
I was like, yeah, I was already, I love sex as it was.
Like it wasn't, you know, I've watched people have sex.
I've had people already watch me.
And so at that time, and you're like, yeah, we just described yourself as promiscuous before
all this.
Oh, very.
Yeah.
I enjoyed myself.
Give us some army tales or military tales.
Let's see.
I think I had my first boy boy girl in the army or in the air force.
Yeah.
Yeah.
In the dorm rooms.
I mean, we all fucked each other.
It was great.
Yeah.
And I was very much of an instigator.
Like I'd be like, yeah, let's run a train on this girl and be great and line it all up.
Wow.
Wait on this girl, meaning you or somebody else?
Somebody else.
Yeah.
Totally instigator because I like to watch this as much as I like to participate.
Oh, shit.
There were girls.
Getting trains ran on them in the military.
Yeah.
And then you just have to act normal.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But the next day you got to just act normal.
I feel like nobody would be able to act normal.
I feel like the dudes are just going to be talking about it the whole time.
It's a good time.
But it's like, of course, you don't want to get in trouble.
Yeah.
I know it's talking about it like at work.
Right.
But you would hear the crazies.
I spent my time up in like North Dakota.
So there's not a lot of shit to do up there other than drinking fucks.
So like you would hear all types of stories.
Right.
Oh my gosh.
Exactly.
I mean, there's like blizzards left and right.
You're not going anywhere.
How many bodies you need to get out before porn?
I lost track before porn.
Yeah.
I never, never kept track.
Yeah, I respect that.
I respect a lot of things.
Yeah.
Okay.
So then you get into the game.
How do you start to like elevate and start to work for like real companies and do all
this stuff?
Yeah.
So I got in.
I was still, I was still in Miami at the time.
So I ended up getting contracted with Bang Bros pretty quickly.
I would drive the Bang Bros.
I was the bait bus girl, a lot of fucks team fives and I did that for several years.
And then I went into caming to caming for a while while I went to the massage school.
And then I was like, you know, when we get back to mainstream shooting again.
And that's probably when I started coming up more out to LA.
And then yeah.
So was the massage school like you wanted to take a break from porn or?
I just another skill.
Just another skill.
Yeah.
What do you have?
Any concept of how many scenes you might have shot over the years?
My best friend does.
Really?
Yeah.
My best friend is my business partner.
So we kind of keep track of a lot of that stuff.
I just, I don't know.
Do they ever really catch up?
I don't know.
Do they ever really catch up?
Oh, probably.
I mean, it's almost 13 years.
13 years.
Wow.
Yeah.
That's dope.
So you've really like seen the industry change a ton, right?
Yeah.
And from like 30-day testing to where now we're looking at, you know, we do 14-day,
you know, as an industry standard, a lot more of those, a lot more tests are on our
test now, which is good.
I'm just keeping us safer.
Oh, I used to get paid in cash.
Really?
At least in Miami, I don't know how I'm telling you.
It was like the La and West.
But it's just checks, right?
Now, yeah.
Now I get paid in checks.
There's still no direct deposit.
No.
I'm not with the companies I work with.
Interesting.
Yeah.
I don't know if that happens elsewhere.
Yeah.
I always felt like trucks were so old school, but...
Yeah.
Still to the students.
Yeah.
So still doing that.
Yeah.
No zels.
Yeah.
That's right.
So I said on set.
Like, what's your cell number?
Yeah.
That would actually be really convenient.
But no, still tracks.
But yeah, I remember getting paid cash.
And that was awesome back in the day.
I was like, oh, yeah, I'm leaving oldest cash.
I'm leaving in Miami.
Let's go.
It is kind of awesome because you're basically getting like, what, like a 20% more than you would
get if you got paid.
Oh, yeah.
So stash that shit in the boxes.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's amazing.
So what's the craziest thing you've ever done in an adult film?
I see.
Crazyest thing done to me personally or me doing it to somebody else.
Just the craziest scene you've ever been a part of that you might think would be interesting
to the fans.
I think like probably my more crazier scenes is usually when I'm femdoming the guys.
When I have my sissy boys or my subs.
It's like after being in for so long, I don't know if I really classify him super crazy,
but I think a lot of people like me, you know, fisting a man's ass or fucking a man, either
hardcore or centrally is really a big thing.
Fisting a man's ass.
That must have been quite a feeling.
This is why she can't come up.
This is why she can't come to the porno boards.
I was like, are you coming to the porno boards?
She's like, no, I have to fist someone's ass.
That's it.
I'm like, what?
She's about her business.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He does extreme anal.
I'm super excited to work with him.
So you're talking about like a specific guy right now who's just the king of getting
his ass fisted.
Yeah.
And are you like punching it?
Yeah.
Have you ever seen Fista?
I'm so obsessed with this right now.
I've seen a little bit of it, but I haven't really gone out of my way to see it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's pretty crazy.
But yeah, it's like, you know, with the bigger the toys and of course it's whatever
the other person's also comfortable with.
You know, we discussed that sometimes the male actor may have their favorite toys.
And yeah, they're usually pretty big and pretty fun.
So did you tell, you know, browsers of the companies that you work for?
Like, this is what I'm into.
This is the kind of stuff I want to shoot.
Or did they tell say like, you look like the kind of person that would do this when
you need to book you for this kind of stuff?
Like how, what came first is my, always my curiosity?
Well, that depends.
Like, you know, when I got into the, uh, not into the industry, I was already in my 30s.
So they already made me the mill.
They tits your, your past 18, you're a milf, right?
So they felt that kind of, the industry kind of already shaped that for me.
So it is the mill stuff always come, this isn't always come with a dom stuff, right?
No, no, no, no, not always.
It always comes in though with more of control in the scene.
Okay.
So because I am an older woman, um, they like to see me more in control or like the younger
guy kind of like taking advantage of the older woman, I guess is a fetish thing or something
like that.
Control up to and including fisting a man's ass.
But I, yeah, I can't fist man's ass on a passer.
So that's more of like my other stuff.
Yeah, cause it's too extreme of a fetish.
Yeah.
Pagging is, yeah, the pagging of the femdom that's more for like the only fans and what
I can't put on only fans.
You can't put on on.
No, you can pick, but you can't fist on certain things and stuff like that.
You have to have a thumb out, which is what only fans has a stipulation that you have
to have a sum out certain companies.
Oh, you're not allowed fisting certain companies.
You have to lease to leave one.
What is it?
What is it?
Flangy.
Oh, there's my pinky out.
I hit him with this.
But I'm with that.
You should go with the gloves when we get home.
Just go in like this.
What is the feeling though is like, do you love that feeling or control that you have
over a person when you're rich deep in their butthole?
Yeah, it's kind of, it's, it's just really interesting.
It's a neat dynamic and it's, it's a lot different.
It's a nice to do a different dynamic than what I always get hired for.
You know, like, oh, wow, big dick.
And then I could be like the person in charge and be like, now you're taking my cock.
Yeah.
Do you work gloves?
Yes.
Okay.
Every time.
I prefer wear gloves.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
And also like I'm not trying to snag someone's asshole with a nail.
Yeah.
No matter how like I nuts, you know, I keep them short and stuff for, you know, whether
I'm working with girls or working with buttholes or whatever I'm working with.
I still don't want to like really actually hurt someone.
Yeah.
So I try to take all that stuff in consideration because they're, that person's making sure
they're as comfortable as they want to be and are.
Yeah.
Is really super important.
I never thought about how much interaction you're having with that anal canal.
If you're fisting it, like you could really do some damage in there.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't think you want to know.
No, I'm going to pass.
Like, just, what do you get to go fans?
Just sit down that.
I will on, uh, on, oh my God.
It's swimming.
Oh, she's someone's like, you're washing your hands.
Oh, thank God.
Little tea party.
Oh, okay.
So, uh, what, uh, is there anything, any final frontiers left for you?
Oh, I don't frontiers.
A lot of people are asking me that.
I'm like, it's hard for me to think about it.
Because I feel like I've done a lot of different things.
I think there's some things I may be doing hopefully accomplished this year.
And it's more putting me in that subspace because I'm not usually in the subspace.
So, um, you know, some ropes and, um, some different things in the subspace I have planned.
Is that because you are just into it or is that just a business thing?
Um, I, well, actually for a couple of reasons.
One, I think to better myself as a dom, putting myself in a subspace to kind of give me a
better understanding, um, or a deeper understanding of, of that whole dynamic sub and dom.
Um, and yeah, it's a great business thing too.
I mean, why not?
I don't know if I'm really into the sub.
I do like the control.
Okay.
I like the control.
Yeah.
I'm more into the control.
But it also depends on who I'm with.
You know, with women or certain men, um, or any, any gender, um, I don't know.
Sometimes the energy is just like I would rather be in control.
Very few people can put me into my feminine if that makes a lot of times I'm in my masculine
energy.
But in your relationships, are you the feminine one or do you like to be the boss?
Um, if I'm dating a woman, probably more, um, in the control daddy's daddy.
I like that.
So if it's with another chick, you're going to take the lead.
Yeah.
If I'm with a man, I like that man to put me into my more feminine space so I can kind
of let go.
I like that dynamic with a man.
What's your dating ratio in terms of your personal bisexuality?
You say you mostly end up with guys or a lot of women too?
Well, it's pretty much zero right now.
I'm single.
Very single.
I am.
It's been great.
I like having a lot of lovers.
Um, I would say probably it's been probably more on the male side, but I definitely prefer.
I think I'm in my female stage where I'm thinking I'm looking to, I would love to have a girlfriend
that likes to take dick as well.
Anyway, I can either watch her.
We can take it together.
I feel like in a lesbian relationship, that shouldn't be that hard to pull off.
Like, yeah, just finding the, but from your experience, is it?
It just depends on the girl.
You start dating a girl and you're like, Hey, listen, there's this male porn star guy that
I know I'm going to come over and put the shit out of us.
I mean, is that attractive to the average lesbian?
I don't really know.
I, you know, I just think it's going to depend on the, on the woman, but I would definitely
go over all those kinds of things that I would be into like from the gut.
Like I'm not going to waste your time and try to get to knowing you if you're not going
to be into the like the same.
If you're not going to be comfortable with my sexual habits and behaviors, would you
date in the industry?
I feel like some people do it and then they swear off of it.
I don't.
I don't like to shit where I eat.
Like I have a rather date outside, you know, but whether I would prefer.
Right.
Yeah.
I think it's definitely harder.
I've dated people outside the industry, but I just prefer being single because I feel
that some people or they think they're okay with it and then their friends are like,
oh my gosh, this your girl with their dick in the mouth and they just don't know how
to respond to it.
They haven't had a deal with that or maybe they're just not, they're not comfortable
with an open relationship.
I'm going to be open.
I realized how complicated it gets the other day because I was talking to a male adult
talent and he was shooting with a girl and he was a girlfriend and I'm thinking like,
okay, she's got to be on the same page.
She's got to be okay with it.
Right.
He's like, yeah, but I was at a party and this girl was there a couple, like a week
ago or whatever and we had a photo together.
So I know that my girl is going to think like, like my girl, his girl had already been jealous
about him just even being at a party, taking a photo with this girl.
So then he's shooting with her a week later.
How is his girl supposed to believe him that he's not actually like fucking this girl or
seeing this girl, which if you don't have that degree of trust, I could imagine how that
kind of situation just happens all the fucking time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I feel like I also, I think that you know, you hit like trust is a big thing.
And I think beyond that, like honesty is a huge factor for me.
And that's probably a big reason why I'm also still very single is because I can be very,
very honest.
My life is on the internet.
Like you can see people have seen parts of me that I've seen myself like you've seen
inside.
So I expect like a high grade of honesty with people like be honest, like, you know, be
honest about your, you know, your sex, like how do you like it?
What you want about it?
And who you are.
And it's okay.
Be authentic in that and we'll give people a chance to either walk away or be put or
dive into it.
So you're not willing to date someone who's want to go to the industry, we don't leave
for everybody.
No, you're saying and for life, you think?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'll do this with a little walker.
It's crazy because I'm picturing myself going on a first date with somebody like you
who's just telling me all this wild shit.
Like we're going to have to do this.
We're going to do this.
I have to fist a guy tomorrow.
Yeah.
I personally would be the kind of guy who'd probably be like, okay, we're hanging out like
fuck yeah.
But when I think about every date I ever went on in my entire life where you have to basically
like kind of hide the fact that you're like trying to fuck.
Yeah.
You know, like that's sort of like it's expected that you play this little game.
It's weird.
I don't play those games.
I'm like, fuck those games.
Throw it out the window.
Like why are we here?
I actually thought about doing speed dating just to see people react.
I'd watch that.
And like it somehow fill their reactions while I'm like talking to them and getting the
whole thing.
I think it would be absolutely hilarious.
The fuck is this crazy woman?
Yeah.
Where'd the meter?
I went on a date recently and I don't know even how I even brought it up.
But I don't know if he was just like, I don't know.
He just wasn't really on my job.
Like he's like, he's never done anything bad.
Like I'm like, you've never hired a hooker.
Like tell me something.
Right.
But in the normal dating world, if you admit that you got a hooker before, I feel like
it's going to be a huge below.
I'm like this guy.
So I immediately went into the visiting thing.
I was like, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go,
I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go,
I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go,
I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go,
I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go,
I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go,
Yeah, that would be weird.
Yeah.
That wouldn't try it with me either.
Like a fanboy.
Like a normal person.
Yeah.
I'm a normal person.
Like I like, you know, like,
I hear porn tricks though talk all the time about how dudes, it sucks hanging out with
a regular dude because they'll try to think that they could just stick it in your
ass and just like,
Yeah, that's weird.
Get a threesome the first night you guys are together sexually or something.
Yeah.
And what's the things that you like pick up on their like the behavior patterns and like
how they're like conducting themselves and stuff like that.
And I just don't really have the patience for a lot of people.
I'm going to walk away from a lot of folks.
Yeah.
Stuff like that.
Or, you know, I'm just fucking leave them.
Yeah.
So speaking of.
Shall we?
You want to fuck before you leave?
Fuck yeah, let's do it.
Yeah.
I feel like I should have started with a kiss but really close to your butthole.
So it's just your butthole.
Oh my goodness.
Oh fuck.
I can't always get your clothes off.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
That was a good first kiss.
No.
Where's the seating zipper?
I think it's all the way back.
Can I get her?
I have another.
Clear.
I can just tear it off.
Okay.
Oh.
Yeah.
There you go.
Oh yeah.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
All over these two kinda.
Oh my god.
It's really good.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh my god.
That I've seen this in a while.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Look at this dress now.
I know.
Oh my god.
Look at this dress.
Look how beautiful.
Oh my god.
Look at that view.
Oh, fuck.
They look really good.
Oh, my god.
Oh.
Oh, my god, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yeah I cant really get up that is graduates
Oh exactly, she almost pushed her hand
Oh, I'm gonna take a little pose here.
I'm gonna do it like that.
Oh, you're up.
Yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, that was so good.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Mmm.
No.
I think we used it on my face.
Okay.
Yes.
Good.
Get out of the face.
Oh, yes.
Mmm.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, yes.
I knew a little baby.
Okay.
On your face?
Yes.
Oh.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yeah.
I saw a little like a pincer.
He's peeing a little titties.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
You're soiggly.
You're soiggly.
I just found it.
Mmm.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah, I noticed.
You were hSwd on where do you have to be?
Am I getting away from me?
Am I truly trying to talk about....
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I can't make it. Oh my god
Oh
Oh
Dislike someone over there just watching
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Only we have a connection with that.
Oh yeah.
runs.
Feel it.
For my.......
Oh yeah.
Oh my God.
I'm going to put this in a little bit.
I'm going to put this in a little bit.
I'm going to put this in a little bit.
I know, I'm having fun.
Oh, it's so good.
Oh, yeah.
So...
You're not ready.
Okay.
Ooh...
Waa-
Wow.
oh
oh
huh
whoop-ah
mom
oh, fuck yeah
oh woo, that's pretty
pop-chi
Oh my God, the wTERg turk
Entrepreneurs
Oh, it's hot.
Yeah, it is.
Ahh.
Ahh.
Really?
Touching?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I made anHS AF sound.
F OK.
Well, N
she said,
Mm-hmm
I just got to feel it. I'm gonna see what it's all about. It was on my face. It's amazing
Mm-hmm
I could put you in my face
I don't think it's wet enough. Let's just get her ready.
Oh, that's what I'm talking about.
She says she wants it to listen to the door.
Alright, she's so good at it.
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of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of sh
I really didn't want it her back and she's like it's for the Girls Club.
She's beautiful.
What you eating right now, babe?
You have to eat this!
Look!
Oh!
I don't think you guys are done with each other for such...
...with such...
Yeah!
It's gonna be a bit messy.
Yes!
Sorry.
She makes noises.
I'm just kidding.
Fuck!
Are you serious?
Not happy.
Mmm-hmm.
I just...
Uh...
That's
Finally
Yeah
Bonne
I'm coming back
Oh my god
Yeah
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, that's so fucking good.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Yeah, I think the couple of the fans are like that.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Alright, perfect.
Woo.
Oh fuck.
Oh, fuck, oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck, oh, fuck.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, you ready?
Fuck, oh.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck, oh my God.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh my god, it's so funny.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, it's good.
Are you ready?
Fuck.
Oh, you did it.
Yeah, you did it.
Yeah, you did it.
Ooh, this is the light soak.
Holy fuck.
You didn't know it was going to turn around.
Oh, you like that, switch this.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, what's that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, what's that?
Yeah.
Oh, baby Jason.
Whoa.
That's hot.
Oh, yeah.
We're here to get a shower after this.
Can you just bend over right there?
Wow, that was beautiful.
Thank you.
Are you okay?
Yes, I feel great.
Oh, this is so good.
Oh, you're out.
Oh, you're so fucking good.
Oh, I love you.
Oh, my god.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
That looks so tiny with your skin.
It's so tiny.
Yes.
Oh, whoa.
You can just, maybe,
do it.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Yeah.
Oh, my god.
Okay, that looks so good.
Oh, my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh shit.
Oh yeah, maybe he's a phone guy?
Yeah, yeah, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You know what's up, you mentioned.
I think I'm gonna slide off of you.
Slippery and wet right now.
Oh, it's slippery.
No, it feels great.
No.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh wow.
Oh my god.
I'm here for the ride.
Oh my god.
Oh, baby.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck, yeah, I remember that.
Just, yeah, I just grabbed it.
Oh, this one of YS.
No, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, baby.
Oh, baby.
Oh, baby.
Oh, baby.
Oh, baby.
I want it to not all of you finished.
Oh, baby.
Yeah.
Oh, baby.
Oh, baby.
Oh, baby.
Oh, baby.
Oh, baby.
Oh, baby.
Oh, baby.
Oh, baby.
Oh, baby.
Ah, oh, yeah.
It's all hit.
Oh, yo, oh, ow.
yay!
Yay, yay, yay.
00vel.
I don't know.
Ah, oh, oh, yeah, alright.
I like your sport breathing Blyphin to me feeling changed.
Oh!
I did it!
That was great.
Great, I got so much fun.
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