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Pinwheel pinwheel make me grow

Mind the way you walk

The pinwheel doesn't work, it doesn't work

How funny, it doesn't work

What's that got to do with me?

You broke it, you broke my pinwheel

You give one back to me

How unreasonable Don't think l won't beat you

l won't have it, it doesn't work

You give one back to me

All right, shut up

Let me have a look

There you are

Pinwheel pinwheel make me grow

What can l get you?

A catty of beef, two buns, please

Coming

l found you What now?

The pinwheel doesn't work again

Lass, leave my customers alone

The pinwheel doesn't work again

l am not talking to you

The pinwheel doesn't work again

Give it to me, come on

Now it works again

Pinwheel pinwheel make me grow

Oh yes, boss Yes?

Are there any interesting places nearby?

Sure

Don't say you have seen me

Carry on with your work

Give us a couple of dishes Yes

Boss Yes?

Have you seen two girls? One ugly one limp?

No, no Really no?

No

Shifu, if you see sister-in-arms What will you do with her?

Kill her

But l know you two are close

Sister-in-arms was disobedient

lt is right for you to kill her

The pinwheel doesn't work again

You help me, it doesn't work again

Shifu, l...

Why don't you call Yeung Gor to save you?

Stupid Egg, he won't come

Don't you worry

lf you want to kill me, go ahead

l told you all men are cheaters

Look at you now You have lost the will to live

Shifu

Adept, may l know your name?

This sister helped me with my pinwheel

She is a good girl

Why you want to kill her?

The move she used contained numerous variations

Her martial artistry is formidable

Let us go

Elder, thank you for saving me

Mend it for me

Pinwheel again?

Pinwheel pinwheel make me grow

Elder

Sister, what are you doing?

Practicing calligraphy

Which school of style you are imitating?

My penmanship is so poor

There is no style to speak of

You are too modest

Your penmanship must be exquisite

Let me have a look

How did you know?

You are gentle and elegant

Your writing must be just as elegant

Let me have a look

lt really is too embarrassing to be seen

When you get well, you have to teach me

You want something to eat? Let me make it for you

l want dumpling but it will is too troublesome to make...

lf you want it, it is no trouble at all

You are smart, you guessed who l am

You are smarter than l am

How did you know l guessed it?

Dumpling of Jiangnan is famous

You picked nothing but dumpling

Jiangnan? The cave?

l saw nothing

Sister, your music is sad There is something in your mind?

l have seen my lord Why shouldn't l be happy

Sister

You are not recovered yet You should rest more

Sister, l didn't mean it

Why are you wearing a mask?

You won't show me your face

l too should put on this skin mask

Sister, the tune you played was lovely

Can't you play it once again for me?

What? My playing was poor?

No, but it also wore a mask

You wouldn't show your true feeling

Cousin

Cousin, the witch is coming, we have to run

Someone is recuperating inside

Who? Your saviour

Stupid Egg? He really is inside?

You all right?

l...l am fine, let us go inside first

Stupid Egg...How come you could find me here?

This time it is your turn to be injured

Miss Luk

How come you feel so uneasy seeing me?

How come you seem so estranged?

l still call you Stupid Egg

lf your injury is not serious We have to run now

Li Mok-sau will be here very soon

You bumped into her again?

Yes, l reunited with my cousin after we parted company

We have since moved here

Sometimes when l feel bored l go out for a walk

l bumped into Li Mok-sau in the teahouse in town

Luckily a woman using a poking fork drove her away

l don't know who she is

She is my sister-in-arms Silly Lass

So you have a sister-in-arms with such martial artistry

She drove that witch away with only one move

Luckily Li Mok-sau didn't stay longer to check her out

Or sister-in-arms and you would have died

She only knows three moves

So this sister is your cousin

Thank you for saving me

May l know your name? l...

The witching is coming and why are you still wearing this mask?

The witching asks for the whereabouts of an ugly girl and a limp

Of course, she saw you in this ugly skin mask

Actually my cousin is not ugly at all

She is pretty

Stupid Egg, am l right?

You stop it, you are embarrassing me

She is my cousin Ching Ying

She is the last disciple of Master of Peach Blossom lsland

Miss Ching Hero Yeung

You are so young but you are disciple of Master Wong

Actually, thanks to Goddess Locusta

Mo-sheung...

Shifu saw that l was an orphan and l was an obedient girl

So he took me along in his roaming

Who knew the Luk Manor tragedy would have changed our lives so much

But that witch's martial artistry is formidable

Even if l were not injured

We three together may not be good enough for her

We can only run

lt is about daybreak

She picks this time to kill

Stupid Egg you are injured You can't run fast

That's what we should do

Cousin you and Stupid Egg go west

Let me lure her away

No, you go with Hero Yeung

l have no feud with her

Even if she catches me, she may not harm me

She comes for me

lf she sees me with Stupid Egg he will be implicated

And...cousin you are gentle and considerate

Stupid Egg really doesn't need me

Hey you...

You twojust run Leave me here to tackle her

Can you?

There is another way, we three run together

lf we bump into her on the way

We just confront her and leave our fate to heaven

All right, it is so decided

Why meet her half way? Why not just wait here for her?

Yes, and cousin you know formations

That will be good

Cousin, this formation will trap that witch

l sure hope so

What is this?

You just give it to her You can't do this for me?

And one more thing Don't let cousin know about it

Brother Yeung Miss Ching

The stone formation l set up is rather poor

lt can't stop Li Mok-sau

lf she gets in, you give this to her

Miss Ching, l...

And don't let me cousin know about it

So you three are all here lt saves me a lot of trouble

Li Mok-sau, you just take them

lt was already history

You thought this handkerchief could save your lives?

You will only die more pathetically

We three can die together

lt is better than you living a lonely life

Miss Ching, Miss Luk

We have company on our way to Hades

Let us just leave this wicked woman to herself in this world

l feel sorry for you

Right, Stupid Egg, well said

Fine, let me send you happily to your death

So you have no other moves?

How do you know?

Li Mok-sau

Brother, l didn't kill you

Don't come to me

Grand Shifu

Silly Lass

Stupid Egg Brother Yeung

Stupid Egg

Don't say anything, get up

Thank you for saving me

You are Yeung Gor? Yes

You know what they call me in the martial world?

Master of Peach Blossom lsland

And what else?

East lnfidel

Right

l hear that your martial artistry is not bad

You are passionate and unconventional

You want to marry your shifu?

Yes, but they all want to stop me

l will marry her even if it means death

What are you looking at?

l just want to marry my shifu

l don't care what the world thinks

What is so funny?

l thought that since you are East lnfidel You must be different

But you are no different from others

Good...

Here we go round the mulberry bush

The mulberry bush, the mulberry bush

Here we go round the mulberry bush

So early in the morning

Silly Lass

l don't play with you

But l know magic tricks, you want to see it

No, you are lying

Don't blink

Hey, let us play hide and seek

But penalty for the loser

Good, what is the penalty?

Whoever loses has to answer a question

Be honest, don't peek

l am here, come catch me

lt is no fun, l quit

Gotcha!

All right, l lose, you ask

Have you eaten?

Me? Of course

Now my turn to catch you

l am here, come catch me, come on

Now my turn to ask you

l have eaten

l am not asking you this

You know someone who looks like me?

That brother

You saw how he was killed?

Yes, yes, it was very dark that night

There were things flying in the temple

How he died?

Aunt wanted to me to tell it

That brother forbid me to tell it

Then brother gave Aunt a push

And brother pointed at Aunt

Who was that aunt?

You are playing here?

Grand Shifu, he asked me to play with me

l didn't ask him

Don't scold me

Shifu, just as you thought She is still there

Who? Li Mok-sau

How come she dares to stay here?

Shifu said that Li knows he is a grand master

He couldn't kill her last time

He will not make a second attempt

So she waits here for a chance to kill us

That means Master Wong anticipated her move

And you think you are smart

You are a far cry from Master Wong

l am Stupid Egg, the brother of Silly Lass

Stupid Egg, cousin, let us don't wait for Master Wong to do ourjob

Let us three take on her

Good, good, l go with you

l have so many disciples lf Chan Mui Kuk Luk were here

She couldn't be so audacious

Let us go

Shifu, Shifu, l have failed you

lf my martial artistry were better

You would not have been humiliated by Li Mok-sau

lt was not your fault, now go to sleep

lt is my blessing that l have you as disciple in my twilight years

l had seven disciples But l threw them all out

l have ruined them all

Master of Peach Blossom lsland Disciples in tow

Five against one, joke of martial world

Li Mok-sau, you can't be cocky for long

You just want to prevent Master Wong from sending all his disciples

Even l alone may not lose to you

Aunt, give me your blessing that l will defeat Li Mok-sau tomorrow

To make you and Master Wong proud

Shifu, it sure is profound inner force

lt must be Wong Yuek-shi in his force circulation exercise

He sure is profound in inner force

Good, deep inner force indeed

Master Wong

l regard myself as a once a lifetime talent

But l reached your level only when l was 30

You got there ten years earlier than l did

Congratulations

Master Wong you are too kind

You used to inner force to heal me

And thus gave me a boost

Let me ask you, what are Li Mok-sau's most lethal kungfus?

Her Five Poison Palm and her duster

Right, with your inner force

lt will not be difficult for you to beat her

Master Wong, please show me how

You are smart, you have mastered Jade Flute Sword Routine and Devine Flick kungfu

l have mastered the routine

But to be an adept lt will take at least 3 years

There really is no way to beat Li Mok-sau now?

3 years pass very quickly And you will only be 21, 22

To be such an adept at so young an age And you still are not contented?

l don't do it for myself

lf you can kill her in 3 years for me

l will be grateful

lf l had not ruined my own disciples

l would not have been insulted by Li Mok-sau

lt is retribution

Master Wong, you taught me the routines

So that l can avenge you as Peach Blossom lsland disciple

All right, now please accept me as your disciple

l know you don't want to leave Ancient Tomb Sect

You want to marry your shifu as her disciple

You are my disciple when you fight that witch

At other times, we are friends

Good, Old lnfidel

You are frank

Little lnfidel, the four seas are my home

So anywhere we are We are as close as neighbours

Old infidel, l wonder when we will meet again

Remember, whoever dares to meddle in your marriage

However far away l am l will come back to give you a hand

Thank you,but what if it is your daughter...

Kwok Ching is a dumb and stubborn

You don't have to bother with him

As for my sassy daughter

She has a happy marriage and she doesn't care about other's lovesickness

And talks about ethics and morality You just ignore her

Norms and customs, they are just fart to me

Brother Yeung Miss Ching

l have been looking for you the whole morning

So you really are here looking for Li Mok-sau

She's gone?

Master Wong gone too

l know

l don't know when l can see him again

Where is Silly Lass?

l think she went with Shifu

Brother Yeung, you all right?

l am fine

You try it on, see if it fits

lt fits perfectly, thank you

Aunt, l am coming to find you

Stupid Egg, come out and look

Come on, look

How come four handprints?

So Silly Lass has not gone with Master Wong

But l don't get it

Her poking fork moves are so potent

How come Li Mok-sau is not afraid of her

She only has three moves

Of course Li Mok-sau is not worried

Silly Lass is still here

Silly Lass...

Silly Lass Sister-in-arms

Silly Lass, where are you?

Silly Lass Silly Lass, where are you?

Silly Lass, Silly Lass, where are you?

Sister-in-arms

Silly Lass...

Silly Lass Sister-in-arms

Silly Lass

She is hit by Li's Five Posion Palm

Silly Lass, don't die, Silly Lass

She comes to

Silly Lass

That mean woman came to hit me

l hit her back

Silly Lass, you all right?

l am fine, let us play hide-and-seek again

Brother, all right?

l am not Brother, l am that brother

Tell me, who killed me?

l didn't kill you, don't come to me

Stupid Egg, you crazy?

Don't play at this moment

Who killed me? Who?

Aunt

Brother Yeung, you scare her

Who killed me? Aunt who?

Aunt is Aunt

Tell me, who?