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Not bad, not bad

You know it? l like you more and more

l thought only this dad likes my son

But you as his shifu like him too

l don't want to be his shifu l want to be his wife

Why?

Only by becoming his wife can l be with him forever

And we can love each other forever We will never separate

What nerve! You mean l don't deserve to be with him forever?

You want to separate us forever?

No, that's not what l mean

No, l don't want to be his dad l want to be his wife

Let me tell you, l forbid him to marry you

You are mistaken Mistaken?

When l become his wife l will be your daughter-in-law

Then l will respect you and serve you for life

You mean we three can be together forever?

That's good...

So l not only have a son But a daughter-in-law as well?

Who am l? Who actually am l?

Elder, you are you Why bother to care who you are

l am me? Right!

Why are you crying here?

He only calls me Aunt He only calls me Shifu

He won't take me as his wife

Where are you going?

l am going to find Gor And ask him why he won't marry you

Gor, Gor, son

Hung Chat-gung really is awesome, Shifu

lf he is got rid of lt will greatly facilitate our cause

Shifu, shouldn't we go to Hua Shan to get rid of him?

We shouldn't be over-hasty we aren't certain of victory yet

Gor, son

Auyeung Fung

Son, hey, have you seen my son?

Your son? He's gone Gone? Where?

He is caught

Who dares to lay hands on my son?

Hung Chat-gung

Hung Chat-gung? lt sounds familiar

He is your mortal enemy He says he is going to kill your son

What? Where?

They have gone to Hua Shan

lf you don't go to rescue him now He will die

That's why l said we shouldn't be over-hasty

With that beggar hot on our heels

We really have a hard time, right?

Oh, a chicken here

But not enough for us to share

l got it!

Hey, l am hungry and this chicken is ours

lf you go now, l can spare your lives

Just go

My brother is willing to spare your lives You don't know how lucky you are

You just go, now go Go

Son, son...

Gor, Gor...

You just come out

Let me ask you, what is your relationship with Tibetan Ugly Five

l don't know what you are talking about

So you have nothing to do with them

That's good

Ugly Five? So they can't be good men

You are right Tibetan Ugly Five rob and kill

They have no laws in their eyes

This beggarjust hate men like that

With nothing to eat l feel bland in the mouth

l've got it

Hey What?

What are you doing?

l tailed them from south to north

And up here in Hua Shan

lf l don't get something special to eat

l am selling my belly short

What's there to eat amid the snow?

The top of Hua Shan is the chilliest place

One thing here can't be found anywhere else

What is it?

You want to know? Come with me

The younger generation is disappointing

You are afraid of death? Come up here

All right, what's the big deal?

Hey, who is your shifu?

l have been roaming the martial world for so long

l can't tell which school your levitation kungfu belongs to

Oh, l have no shifu

Fine if you don't want to tell

Hey!

Such a big chicken, you put it here?

Let me tell you Chicken and centipede are nemesis

l put the chicken carcass here yesterday

And it attracted centipedes from the surrounding area

Look

Elder, you eat centipedes?

They are delicious, why not? Come on...

Before they die The centipedes will release their venom

So the water is poisonous

Don't ever drink it

And more, you can't drink wine with centipede

lt will ruin its subtle taste

And some seasoning...

Poached centipedes, just help yourself

l...no thanks

Oh yes, many heroes don't give a frown when they kill

But they just don't have the guts to eat centipedes with me?

And you are just a gutless kid

Hey, what are you doing?

You mean to swallow it whole with closed eyes?

That doesn't make you a hero

lt is just dastard

Just by eating centipede will make you a hero?

Don't be cocky here

There are many heroes in this world

But there aren't many men having the guts to eat centipedes

Hey, it is not that bad

Delicious?

Hey, where is your chicken

Let us get some more

lt is no use

The chicken has lost its flavour lt can't attract any more centipedes

Moreover, the centipedes in this area

have all gone into our bellies

There are no more centipedes

To tail the Tibetan Ugly Five l have not slept for 3 nights

Now with a fully belly

l have to make up by sleeping for 3 days and nights

Don't wake me even if the sky falls

All right

And more, guard over me

Don't let animals eat me when l am asleep

lt wouldn't be very good

Just go to sleep Yes

Rascal beggar, come out here

lt is either you or we five today

Come out...

Hung Chat-gung you old fool

Come out here if you have the guts

You have had enough of you

Now we want a showdown

Come out here

What is that old fool up to?

He is not inside the cave?

lt is not possible, we have been watching for a whole day

He couldn't have gone out without us knowing about it

Right...

lf he won't come out, we barge in

Right...

No, we have to be careful of his sneak attack

Sneak attack? Right

But he claims to be a hero He won't use sneak attack

Right...then what are we going to do? Big Brother

Barge in...

What? Dead?

He is cold, freezing cold

Check carefully...no breathing, he is dead

Dead...

You old beggar You gave us such a hard time

Serve you right Serve you right

Dead beggar, but how come he died here?

Right l know

You do?

lt must be our grand shifu Dalai in haven giving us help

And threw him into hell Oh yes

Let us chop him into pieces for compensation

Good idea...

Now he is nine-finger North Beggar Hung Chat-gung

Yes...

We don't have to care whether he is Hung Chat-gung for Hung Pak-gung

Let us chop him into 90 chunks

90 chunks?

He will be known as Hung 90 chunks from now on

Right, right...let us do it

No

Beggar, your old beggar has gone to have a drink with King of Hades

Yes... He is dead

Elder...

Beggar, if you are smart, you kowtow to us

Then we may let you live, otherwise...

Kowtow

Hurry up, 1, 2, 3...

After him

Don't come over Or l will jump down with him

Second Brother, we stay put here And take turn to get food

ln a few days them he will be half starved to death

Then we don't have to get him

He will crawl here to beg us

l will never beg even if l have to starve to death

l promised elder l will guard him for 3 days

When the days are up

l will throw him down and then go away

With your martial artistry you can't stop me

Let him win the war of words now

ln a few days when he is cold and hungry

See if he can still stand so firm

He will be firm Right

Frozen firm

Let us stay put here Yes

We just wait here

Look at this chicken, so big and so fat

And so meaty, very delicious

And the wine really warms you up

Meaty Right

Meaty, Meaty

Wine really warms you up, cheers

Elder, l have guarded you for 3 days

Elder, you died suddenly

But l cannot protect your body from desecration

l have to throw you down the valley so you

will not be desecrated by the wicked men

Elder

You sure keep your words

Elder

lt is nothing

Drive them back into the cave, be quick

Get up, get up, get me the sabre, come on

Go... Faster

Why are you holding the sabre? Put it down

Their kungfu is something

Hey, who is your shifu?

Our shifu is Dayiba Dayiba

l have not heard of him Right

But their inner force can be interconnected

Look, that's something

Something?

Elder, if you say it is something

Then it must be something indeed

Of course

Here, look

lndividually they are no big deal

None of them can beat me

Though their martial arts is odd

Yours is stranger still

lt is one third Quanzhen One third beyond the Western border

And one third l don't know what

And more, l mean their school is something

Not they are something, get it?

Yes, got it

Which school you five belong to?

Our shifus is a Tibetan Holy Monk

He is a second generation disciple of Gold Wheel Abbot

Second generation disciple?

Gold Wheel Abbot? Another one l have not heard of

Whatever, their grand shifu is not of the ordinary

Hey, ask him out, let us have a match

Grand Shifu is a Holy Monk The Grand Tutor of Mongolia

He is a man of such standing,how would he...

Sure, sure

We can ask him out to have a match with you

They try to trick me

Elder, who cares their shifu is Gold Wheel or Siver Wheel

They have been bullies for long

Give them to me, let me have fun with them

Great No, no

You look like someone Who?

ls your family name Yeung? Yes

Who is your dad?

Awesome, his name is Yeung Hong

l was right

You knew my dad? You were familiar with him

Not that familiar, not that unfamiliar Between familiar and unfamiliar

Pity though l had never seen him

My mom died when l was 11

Tell me how was my dad like, come on

Your mom had not told you?

She just wouldn't tell me

Was my dad a remarkable man?

He was quite a smart man

What about comparing with Uncle Kwok?

Comparing with that dumb Kwok Ching

Your dad was so much smarter

What about Aunt Kwok?

As for talent and wit, they are on par

Uncle Kwok is revered in the martial world

Aunt Kwok is Chief of Beggar Sect

My dad must have been well-known

Now we are at it, why you tolerate your beggars being disrespectful to my dad

What made you say so?

That time l told them l am the son of Yeung Hong

They wanted to beat me up

May be they bear your dad grudges

Grudges? My dad was a good man

Then the beggars were in the wrong

How do you know your dad was a good man?

lt is simple

My mom was good, she loved my dad

Now you tell me, how could he not be good?

But l just find it odd

How come no one is willing to tell me how he died

Hey, we are acquainted, you tell me

Dad, Dad

Old Venom, here we meet again

These five are quite strong in their inner force

Which school they belong to?

They are disciples of Gold Wheel Abbot

How does that Gold Wheel Abbot compare with you?

We are on the same par

What about with me?

He is slightly ahead of you

l don't believe it

Old devil, your martial arts not bad

You are quite good too

Dad Gor

You are far from your demise

But you can never harm others again

Nowjust go

Old devil What?

Your inner force not bad

What actually is your name?

Me? l am Auyeung Fung

You are Auyeung Fung? You know who l am?

l do, you are Stinking Toad

Stinking Toad

You are Auyeung Fung? Yes

Dad, elder, you have fought for a long time

You must be hungry

Have a bite first before you carry on

Hold it

Let us eat first, come on

Dad, haven't seen you for some time

Where have you gone?

Looking for you

l know you are in danger So l come to help you

Oh yes, l have something to tell you

What is it? l suddenly can't recall

lt seems to concern the hand...

Your hand injured?

lt seems to concern the finger

l just can't recall...

Forget it then, dad

Tuck in first, come on

Dad, you are Auyeung Fung

He over there is Hung Chat-gung

No, l am not Auyeung Fung

Auyeung Fung is a bad man

Right, Auyeung Fung is a bad man

He serves to die

Then who am l?

Elder, he is my adopted father

Please have pity on him He is not right in his head

Please leave him alone

He is your adopted father?

You can be his adopted father You are really blessed

Auyeung Fung, we were in a tie

Now let us go the weapons

No more fights, l concede defeat

No, you have to

All right, see which is more awesome

My Dog Fending Stick Routine or your White Camel Mountain martial arts

Hold it, it smells good

You have some...the sweet potatoes sure smell good

Dad, tuck in

Gor, let me ask you What?

l forgot, l don't remember what l wanted to ask you

You tell me, what did l want to ask you?

My family name is Chan Li Cheung Wong

l am Stinking Toad?

No, l am not Stinking Toad, then who am l?

l can't remember who l am

Dad, you are Auyeung Fung You are West Venom Auyeung Fung

Auyeung Fung?

You know Toad Stance

l am West Venom Auyeung Fung?

No, l am not Auyeung Fung

l am absolutely not Auyeung Fung

l remember, l know Toad Stance

l taught you Toad Stance

Yes, you remember Peach Blossom lsland?

You taught me there

Peach Blossom lsland Yes

Peach Blossom lsland? Where is it?

Peach Blossom lsland

Dad, don't think so much lt does you no good

Peach Blossom lsland

You have some sleep, you are tired, come on

Peach Blossom lsland, where is it?

Where is it? l can't remember where it is

Elder

Your dad called me out early in the morning for a fight

Dad

Sit aside and watch Yes

Elder What is it?

No more, no more

Gor, whatever it is, get up first

Get up, you get up first

Elder, you have been fighting for 4 days and 4 nights

lf it goes on, one of you will get hurt

Or both of you will get hurt

Elder, for my sake, please have pity

on my dad

He is not right in his head please don't fight with him anymore

Old Venom, you have such a son in your age

You are blessed

Come on, get up, get up first

The feuds between us

They are just too numerous to count

But both of us are old now What is the point of going over them?

All right, l leave

Thank you, Elder Hung

Oh yes, Gor, you take good care of him

lf we meet again, l teach you kungfu

Thank you, Elder Hung

l don't need you to teach my son kungfu

What? You want to slug it out in inner force?

Elder, please stop

Let me make you centipedes

lf you go on, both of you will get hurt

lf you exhaust your inner force There is no way to save you

Dad, Dad, you all right?

Elder Hung, you all right?

Dad, let me take you into the cave, come on