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Make no noise when you eat

Please don't slap the table so hard

l am weak in nerve l will be frightened to death easily

No more tricks Don't think l won't kill you

l know you will

But if you kill me

Who is going to feed you a line of Maiden Sutra per day?

l don't think it is easy to find

lt is to your advantage to spare my life

And more, you should ensure my safety

Until l have found Aunt

Well then, you gave me a line yesterday

Now give me another

Wait till tonight l said now

Barely several hours have passed from last night to now

You call that a day?

Then you are ripping me off

A day becomes two

Your chicken lays two eggs a day?

What is so funny? Laugh again and l will take your head off

Shifu, l will not do it again

Once there was a man

He was very absent-minded

One day, he put on his shoes and went out

Then he found out that he wore two left shoes

Then he asked his servant to go back and get him the right one

But the servant went for the whole day And came back empty-handed

You know why? No

The servant said, master... there are only right shoes in the house

l couldn't find you replacement

l will not

Goddess Locusta means what she says

But taking the head? l don't think so

Yeung Gor, don't think l won't kill you

Ling-po, l give you one more chance

You go find your uncle-in-arms

Tell her if she doesn't want to see Yeung Gor die

Take the Maiden Sutra here

lf you can't find her Don't bother to come back

Just kill yourself

Yes, Shifu

Uncle-in-arms, disciple Hung Ling-po here

What are you doing here? Where is my sister-in-arms?

She is with brother-in-arms Yeung Gor

She is with Gor? ls Gor all right?

He is fine now But l am not sure for how long

Shifu is not in good mood lately

You know why she is not happy?

She wants Maiden Sutra

Uncle-in-arms

lf you want Brother-in-arms Yeung to be alive and well

You'd better traded him with Maiden Sutra

Shifu has left the words that she doesn't

have the right heart for Maiden Sutra

Uncle-in-arms, why let Brother-in-arms die just because of some words Grand Shifu said

Grand Shifu was dead for so long

But Brother-in-arms Yeung is still alive

You think about it

May l be excused

Grand Shifu, Shifu, disciple Dragon Girl has failed you

l can't carry your order

l can't watch Gor die in Sister-in-arms' hands

l have to take Sister-in-arms to the stone hall to let her practice Maiden Sutra

l know l am being disobedient

After Gor has returned in safety

l will kill myself her in front of Grand Shifu and Shifu

Hey, let us find a shady place to sit down

Or we will be dried up under the sun

You think your disciple can find Aunt so easily?

Your old flame, your good shifu cares for you so much

When she knows you are in trouble

She will come immediately to save you

What old flame?

Your Shifu had made a vow that if she couldn't find a man

She would never leave the Ancient Tomb and the mountain

She has gone to Jiangnan with you

But you have turned to another woman

That's why she went back to the tomb and left you

She can't bear to see you die She will come to save you

What an adulterous couple

Li, how could you say such dirty things?

You were not my par before all these

lf l want to kill you, it is just easy

But l want to wait for Maiden Sutra first

Don't do it if you don't want it be known

You and your shifu have committed adultery

You shouldn't mind others talking about it

Li Mok-sau, you are viperous and foul-mouthed

No wonder that Luk guy didn't want you

Woman like you just make me puke

l have said that whoever mentions Luk Ting-yuen and Ho Chin-kwan in front of me

He will die a gruesome death

So his name was Luk Chin-yeun

He knew how wicked you are And so refused to get close to you

He was smart

You want death?

Shifu, you don't want Maiden Sutra now?

l want Maiden Sutra, l also want his life

Shifu, Uncle-in-arms is coming

lf she finds Yeung Gor dead How will she give you the Maiden Sutra?

You have fallen in love with him?

Shifu, you always say all men deserve to die

How will l love those stinking men?

Dragon Girl really is coming?

She has been despondently waiting for Yeung Gor to go back

l told her your words How will she not come

You see it, love only brings harm

Take him to the wood

Shifu, what for?

You won't do it unless you know what it is for?

Of course not

Great lover, both of you will die

That will do, even ten Dragon Girls can't save him

Shifu, what should we do now?

Waiting for her to come

Now you go to the tea stall and make me several dishes

What about the boss?

Just get in the way, l have sent him home

Come on Yes

Shifu, have some tea

ls Li Mok-sau here?

Kid, what is it?

You are Li Mok-sau?

Aren't you supposed to be very old and ugly

Kid, you don't want to live?

So you must be her

Don't you dare

You aren't that ugly after all

Kid, why are you here?

To deliver a letter A very important letter

Give it here Hold it

Money on delivery, 5 teals, come on

Let me kill you first Money on delivery indeed

Well you can't, if you kill me There will be no letter

Take it

That's about it, take it

Open it Yes, Shifu

Mo-sheung that hussy And a letter

Shifu, l know l am wrong

Please don't kill me

l have decided to return the Five Poison Manual to you

Please come to the Rain Pavilion at the 7th hour to get it

lt gets quieter and more eerie with the passing of time

Now what to do?

Stupid Egg l am here

Stupid Egg

Stand there, don't come here

What? l come to save you And you shout at me

No, the surrounding is poisoned

You just leave, Li Mok-sau is nearby

lf you don't run now, you can't make it

Don't worry l have lured her to the Rain Pavilion

You think so only

How come you are here?

Hussy, you have forgotten who raised you up

You think this simple trick will work on me

Li Mok-sau, if you let her go

l will give you Maiden Sutra and the Five Poison Manual

l will get them anyway, l don't need you

They say Goddess Locusta is wicked and kill without mercy

Now l am going to kill one of you You decide

Kill me Why?

l never thought l could leave here alive

So you are sacrificing for love?

Yeung Gor, what about you?

l am a man, she can die for me

Why can't l die for her

Kill me if you can

Stupid Egg

l just despise people like you

You don't have to fight, you both will die

Gor, Gor, where are you?

Dad, l am here, over here

Reinforcement? lt is no use

Let me kill you first, then this hussy

Dad, Dad Son

Dad, it is poisoned

Poisoned? You don't know your Dad is the grand master of poison?

Run?

Dad, l wait for you in front

Ling-po, chase

Stupid Egg

Leave her alive means one Li Mok-sau more

Stupid Egg, Sister-in-arms has saved us many times

She took care of me since small

She is not like Li Mok-sau

You let her go Go

Sister-in-arms

Sister-in-arms, you should leave Li Mok-sau

You will meet a tragic end if you keep on following her

You just go and leave me alone

Wherever l go, Shifu will find me

Moreover, l have been with her for so long

l can't leave herjust like that

You just run, if she comes here You can't get away

Let us go, thank you

We have been running so long let us take a rest

No, wait till we are further away

You look tired

lf she catches us, we will die

Don't worry, she is not my Dad's par

No, l said l would wait for him

He won't die, you will see him again

Come on, let us go

Miss, go away if you are smart No

Leave me alone, run No

Fok To, bully a girl like that You are man or not

Alive or dead, depends on what Dragon Girl will do

Honey

You still have some use Leave you for later

You hussy just gets in the way

You are better dead than alive

lt is you?

Mr Fok, we have met before

Uncle Kwok, help

Gor Yes

You all right?

What? lt is you?

And got hit by my Dad's palm kungfu?

A pair of adulterers

Let us go

Don't go

Marvelous kungfu

l am Kwok Ching And how should l address reverend?

Gold Wheel, they call me Gold Wheel Abbot

Knight-errant Kwok, my honour

Shifu, this man...

Behave yourself

The Gold Sabre Prince Consort of Genghis Khan

You really are a great hero

lt is my pleasure and honour

Abbot you are too kind

Your disciple has time and again stirred up trouble in the mainland

No, Shifu, this man...

You shut up in front of Knight-errant Kwok

My disciple is unruly l will straighten him out

Gor

Dad, he's gone

You know l want to see him Why didn't you keep him

Why bother to see man like him? He is an eyesore

The Hero convention is coming

lndeed, l think Mom and Mo brothers are already there

lf you don't go now Mom will be angry with you

All right, you spoiled

They are going that way Let us go this way

Aunt made it, of course l like it

See, l told you to be still

Gor

l think we will be fine here

You all right? l am fine

Really? What? l said l am fine

You didn't show so much concern when l wanted

l am angry now

l am just tired, some sleep and l will be fine

Go to sleep then, what now?

You are tired too Why don't you go to sleep?

Aunt

Miss Luk, Luk Mo-sheung...

Stupid Egg

Honey Stupid Egg

Honey, where have you been?

You aren't hungry? See

What is it?

Hey, Stupid Egg, come over here

All right, go along with you

Honey, you really are all right?

Li Mok-sau tried to beat me to death a dozen times

l grew up with medicinal wine

This is the Five Poison Manual You keep it with you

l remember the content

What if you forget?

l will never forget it all my life

What is love in this secular world?

That only death will two part

Always together like the migrating birds

lgnoring times or seasons

Happy together, but wail upon separation

The lovesick ones among them

lf you can tell, the vast sky The countless mountains

What is this loneliness for

Congratulations, Shifu

Shifu, you have mastered the Dragon Elephant Prajna Kungfu

With your martial artistry You are now invincible in the world

But there is something l don't understand

Shifu, could you tell me?

Just say it

l have caught Yeung Gor

l could have forced him to hand out the Maiden Sutra

Though Kwok Ching came at that moment

With your martial artistry You didn't have to worry about him

But why you... You come with me

The Kwok couple are hosting a hero Convention in Dasheng Pass

They mean to call the martial adepts tojoin the Mongolian resistance

What?

Khan knows about it and so sent me down south

To lay the groundwork for the Mongolian army

But the Sung force is weak and low in morale

No way they can stop our Mongolian army

Right

But the mainland has no lack of martial arts adepts

lf they join force

lt will delay us taking over Sung

That's why l have to make myself leader in the hero convention

Then we can undermine them

Without these martial arts adepts

Mongolia can easily extend its boundary south down to Sung

Khan is great leader indeed he has thought everything out

That's why l didn't confront Kwok Ching right away

l didn't want to alert him and expose my true identity

Shifu, with your martial artistry becoming leader is a piece of cake

ln the martial world, the greatest in martial artistry are East lnfidel

West Venom, South Emperor And North Beggar

East lnfidel Wong Yeuk-shi is Kwok Ching's father-in-law

But he is an eccentric He doesn't care about worldly affairs

South Emperor has devoted himself to Buddhism

They pose no obstacles

That leaves me West Venom and North Beggar

Auyeung Fung has gone mad

And he has deep grudges with mainland martial arts practitioners

So he is not a problem

That's why my greatest obstacle is North Beggar Hung Chat-gung

Ready...make me rich...7 fours...four...

Hey, what are you doing?

What have l done?

Leave him alone...again...

l told you to stop

What? Leave me alone, who bothers with you

Stop it, you just won't stop

Leave him alone, another round

Rich...four...

Hey, who are you?

This pot of dog meat is just enticing

Hey, you man or ghost?

lf l am ghost l will only care for joss sticks and not dog meat, stupid

You dare to fool around in front of us the Tibetan Ugly Five?

You don't want to live

lndeed, who are you?

Me? l am a ghostbuster l come for you five stinking ghosts

Run faster, after l have filled up my belly l will come for you

Gor...Gor...son...where are you?

Son, Gor, where are you?

Son...son...son

l am Dragon Girl Dragon Girl?

l remember now, you are Gor's shifu

You give my son back to me

l have only one son You give him back to me

He's gone Gone? Where?

Where has he gone?

Son, where has my son gone? Son, Son...

He has gone to play

My son, where have you gone? Son

Run...

What is it?

Uncle-in-arms, you come at the right time

We have bumped into a bully

Yes, he is great in martial artistry

You have to help us Yes

Stand aside Yes

Leave everything to me

Hey, if you ugly three don't take me up the mountain

How can l dig out the other two?

Uncle-in-arms, that's him

Oh, reinforcement?

Uncle-in-arms, you handle him first

We go get more help, run!

This old beggar hates nothing more than those squeaky clean in appearance

But actually rotten inside

Why not take a leaf from me

Let the grime and dirt stick

Go

You must be Elder Hung, Hung Chat-gung

What? l am Fok To

l am the uncle-in-arms of the Tibetan Ugly Five

So you can't be a good man

Actually l disapprove of their doings

But...for the sake of their shifu My brother-in-arms...

So you have to give them a hand?

You saw it, they pushed me out and they ran away

They meant to use me as their shield

Right, it looks like it

Elder, if you want to chase them you have to hurry

Or they will go up Hua Shan

l know what to do

Don't let me know you lie to me

Otherwise...

l dare not, Elder please weed the chaff for me